Jerma Misses All the S*x Jokes in British Funny Haha Game

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  • @Powl_J
    @Powl_J 4 місяці тому +3814

    He doesn’t understand the jokes because all of these things actually happen to him every day so they’re normal to him

    • @user-lh7mt7zo7l
      @user-lh7mt7zo7l 4 місяці тому

      He doesn't know what sex is as his species doesn't require it for reproduction

    • @froufroudeluxe
      @froufroudeluxe 4 місяці тому +231

      It’s because he’s the same size as the protagonist

    • @virgil2461
      @virgil2461 4 місяці тому +146

      he's so small the jokes fly over his head with 5 feet in between

    • @B_dev
      @B_dev 4 місяці тому +5

      im laughing so hard rn :)

    • @aperson2140
      @aperson2140 4 місяці тому +10

      Jerma’s british!!!?!?!?)??!???!!??!? 🤯🤯🤯🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

  • @mythcat1273
    @mythcat1273 4 місяці тому +3349

    Jerma said "joked myself off" multiple times this stream btw

  • @xenoalvis7866
    @xenoalvis7866 4 місяці тому +1683

    I think the title is wrong, there are definetly more than Six jokes in the game

    • @iamadamkappakappa
      @iamadamkappakappa 4 місяці тому +26

      on second thought… i don’t remember there being any sax jokes in this game

    • @kuobah
      @kuobah 3 місяці тому +4

      Yeah I know the musical is supposed to be good but making all the jokes about it? Kinda strange

    • @jc_art_
      @jc_art_ 3 місяці тому +6

      It is really strange that a game so clearly about England, would have jokes about some random Baseball team.

  • @humanzbornfresh
    @humanzbornfresh 4 місяці тому +2426

    when he was talking about turning 40 someone in chat just put "my mum is 3 years older than you". thank god he didn't read that or the midlife crisis would start early.

    • @autylynn
      @autylynn 4 місяці тому +163

      Lmfao right, my mom had me early and so they are the same age. So technically I’m old enough to be his daughter😭

    • @Princess_Jessie3414
      @Princess_Jessie3414 4 місяці тому +140

      My mum is 2 years younger than him. And I'm a legal adult watching jerma since I was 15. Jesus, it'll kill him

    • @LostLargeCats
      @LostLargeCats 4 місяці тому

      ​@@autylynnlucky!

    • @WhatIsTheHeat
      @WhatIsTheHeat 4 місяці тому +71

      @@Princess_Jessie3414I don’t think Jesus will kill him

    • @PowerSpirit50
      @PowerSpirit50 4 місяці тому +40

      ​@@WhatIsTheHeat He doesn't have the power for that yet.

  • @toro-tb3hb
    @toro-tb3hb 4 місяці тому +807

    The closest that the UK will ever get a Jerma concert

    • @MokuTom
      @MokuTom 4 місяці тому +30

      this is sad.. but ill take it

  • @joeybobbson2622
    @joeybobbson2622 4 місяці тому +573

    15:16
    Straight up joking it. And by it well haha, lets just say "myself".

  • @hooverscob
    @hooverscob 4 місяці тому +429

    he is only 39 years old guys he doesnt know what sex is!!!

    • @McFruityCake
      @McFruityCake 3 місяці тому +6

      He's still learning how to ride a bicycle

  • @ThatHawksSimp
    @ThatHawksSimp 4 місяці тому +308

    18:20 why is this so unnerving, it’s like he’s scared to do the impression 😭

    • @mimik222
      @mimik222 4 місяці тому +94

      “I got turned into a meat Lois” 😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @beelzemobabbity
      @beelzemobabbity 4 місяці тому +29

      It literally gives the vibe that he actually degraded into meat and is unable to cope

    • @catoticneutral
      @catoticneutral 3 місяці тому +2

      it kinda fits the situation... peter griffin body horror...

  • @LivingRoomSet-799
    @LivingRoomSet-799 4 місяці тому +543

    Literally jorked his peanits LIVE on STREAM

  • @INFLATE_ME
    @INFLATE_ME 4 місяці тому +468

    Currently joking off to this

    • @PinnePon
      @PinnePon 4 місяці тому +27

      I'm bout to laugh

  • @carto4028
    @carto4028 4 місяці тому +310

    14:40 We came dangerously close to a 40 minute alien rant.

    • @rotary135
      @rotary135 4 місяці тому +41

      That’s the exact same thing I thought when he said “telepathically transferred” I was waiting for him to start talking about how aliens would explode if they knew that

  • @skully_8500
    @skully_8500 4 місяці тому +1721

    did blood just come out of anyone elses USB ports?

    • @Sheepdog_Alpha
      @Sheepdog_Alpha 4 місяці тому +160

      You may have peeped for too long

    • @PedroKing19
      @PedroKing19 4 місяці тому +27

      No haha that's só funny

    • @worldpeace-rq2sl
      @worldpeace-rq2sl 4 місяці тому +18

      Mine did pee pee 🤨

    • @shaojunqingjiu
      @shaojunqingjiu 4 місяці тому +5

      Yesss😫😫😫

    • @teecee1827
      @teecee1827 4 місяці тому +27

      Time to get your PC's colon checked, tends to happen around midlife, cancer is no joke.

  • @Shark_Byte_
    @Shark_Byte_ 4 місяці тому +489

    if i understand correctly the goal of this game is to walk around a little British town and make various townsfolk bust?

    • @Agent_Deko_
      @Agent_Deko_ 4 місяці тому +139

      Britains favorite pastime

    • @aswertyuiol
      @aswertyuiol 4 місяці тому +79

      average day in Wolkenshire-on-Thames

    • @Dort_wirt
      @Dort_wirt 4 місяці тому +32

      I heard it's just a way to show the common folk a day in the life of the average British citizen

    • @AnakinSkywakka
      @AnakinSkywakka 4 місяці тому +14

      I love making people bust

    • @shinyminunthetheatregeek2036
      @shinyminunthetheatregeek2036 4 місяці тому +4

      ​@@AnakinSkywakkaThanks for sharing Anakin

  • @SolitaryPilgrim
    @SolitaryPilgrim 4 місяці тому +288

    When he said the toilet bowl “joke” on stream the chat was FLOODED with -2’s and “why the fuck would you say that”

  • @thomashibbitt393
    @thomashibbitt393 4 місяці тому +464

    I love at 10:42 when he doesn't realise that "oily baps" are just a joke about the British diet and instead thinks British people eat deep-fried bread

    • @Barlie_
      @Barlie_ 4 місяці тому +29

      They have deep fried pizza in Scotland

    • @skootergirl22
      @skootergirl22 4 місяці тому +1

      Mars bars as well and they say America is bad

    • @gravel100
      @gravel100 4 місяці тому +13

      u never had a slice of fried bread with your breakfast ??

    • @thomashibbitt393
      @thomashibbitt393 4 місяці тому +20

      @gravel100 a slice of pan fried bread with breakfast and an entire deep fried bread loaf are different ballpark

    • @superbogopop
      @superbogopop 4 місяці тому +21

      I thought it was a boob joke

  • @JayTohab
    @JayTohab 4 місяці тому +144

    Within three minutes, he says "pretend I'm a person"

  • @justhere4637
    @justhere4637 4 місяці тому +283

    30:45 The part where Jerma zerks off the butcher. Touches the butcher's M E L P E R T.

    • @HagalazI
      @HagalazI 4 місяці тому +45

      My dearest Melpert. You are missing every single joke. I am quite dissatisfied with your conduct in regards to the gameplay and commentary that you are currently engaged in.

    • @biggrocc19
      @biggrocc19 4 місяці тому +19

      fishmonger, ya twit

    • @justhere4637
      @justhere4637 4 місяці тому +5

      @@HagalazI Vinny Vinesauce.

    • @justhere4637
      @justhere4637 4 місяці тому +5

      @@biggrocc19 Vinny Vinesauce.

    • @elliot_rat
      @elliot_rat 4 місяці тому +4

      ​@@justhere4637 what

  • @Ed-ng4uh
    @Ed-ng4uh 4 місяці тому +211

    Jerma should play left 4 dead with a propeller hat and lollipop

    • @rotary135
      @rotary135 4 місяці тому +10

      I was 3 when it came out

    • @toceeno874
      @toceeno874 4 місяці тому +20

      ​@@rotary135what happened to the other 2 😟

    • @joaovitorsantosdasilva7865
      @joaovitorsantosdasilva7865 4 місяці тому +4

      ​@@toceeno874they got divided by 0

  • @roninnozlo9544
    @roninnozlo9544 4 місяці тому +82

    5:59 love how when he starts describing his joking progress he walks down just enough to reveal the sign saying you get fined for making jokes

  • @neilgoldberg547
    @neilgoldberg547 4 місяці тому +132

    Jerma's brain closed due to smacky bum. Salute to everyone for not spoiling the fish market gag. After Vinny's stream of this, I was sure somebody was going to spill the beans.

    • @disnagburnazog9552
      @disnagburnazog9552 4 місяці тому +3

      Okay whats the joke with fish and cigs? Ithought the joke was that the fish-seller is so smoked thru they manifest in merchandise like

    • @Shevlander
      @Shevlander 4 місяці тому +30

      @@disnagburnazog9552It’s a word pun. “Smoked fish”

    • @gravel100
      @gravel100 4 місяці тому +16

      ​@@disnagburnazog9552not a joke thats just how we buy fish in england

  • @grayrainbow100
    @grayrainbow100 4 місяці тому +231

    The Puritan Jerma vs The Nympho Vinny

    • @posteriorpepperoni
      @posteriorpepperoni 4 місяці тому +62

      How is Zerma a puritan when he's joking himself off every 5 minutes

    • @grayrainbow100
      @grayrainbow100 4 місяці тому +49

      @@posteriorpepperoni he "AA" on my "EE" till i "OO"

  • @Litepaw
    @Litepaw 4 місяці тому +185

    4:48 "That's some good cider"

  • @danner4921
    @danner4921 4 місяці тому +79

    His last stream ever should be the REAL baseball stream

  • @anya7014
    @anya7014 4 місяці тому +18

    1:17 "I wanna walk around with a cane and a coat on" okay dr. jekyll

  • @Dace420
    @Dace420 4 місяці тому +30

    20:31 JESUS he’s feral 😭😭😭

  • @TheRaymanFan
    @TheRaymanFan 4 місяці тому +33

    "pretend i'm a person" wow he finally admits it

  • @ViktorEule
    @ViktorEule 4 місяці тому +104

    I was 3 when jerma streamed this

  • @doingbackflips9265
    @doingbackflips9265 4 місяці тому +38

    I love how timid his peter family guy was

  • @B_dev
    @B_dev 4 місяці тому +29

    "this game's wicked buttery"

  • @Maquinoide-001
    @Maquinoide-001 4 місяці тому +56

    HE JOKED OFF IN STREAM

  • @JARGUN145
    @JARGUN145 4 місяці тому +140

    He does not know what sex is

  • @mythcat1273
    @mythcat1273 4 місяці тому +25

    Hes still got it. Honestly one of my favorite streams ever

    • @davinci9571
      @davinci9571 4 місяці тому

      I think he’s just naturally really funny

  • @GracefulJabberwocky
    @GracefulJabberwocky 4 місяці тому +118

    can't believe he missed all the saxophone jokes. does he even understand jazz? smh

  • @sevenstoxxic
    @sevenstoxxic 4 місяці тому +61

    10:04 theres not even food in british food

  • @xenablip
    @xenablip 4 місяці тому +107

    only people from british are gonna get this

  • @JJ-kc2nx
    @JJ-kc2nx 4 місяці тому +23

    the last stream bit with the cannon was brilliant

  • @cleander3645
    @cleander3645 4 місяці тому +27

    thank goodness hes here

  • @Terminated_Account
    @Terminated_Account 4 місяці тому +44

    MY LORD... i did NOT expect a game like this to turn out so damn sexual lol

    • @o.steinman3855
      @o.steinman3855 4 місяці тому +15

      welcome to british humour

    • @tahunuva4254
      @tahunuva4254 4 місяці тому +52

      Everything is an innuendo if you think long and hard about it

    • @trishugnish
      @trishugnish 4 місяці тому

      @@tahunuva4254 🫢

    • @haranuku
      @haranuku 4 місяці тому

      @@tahunuva4254woah your right

  • @87carti78
    @87carti78 4 місяці тому +21

    20:27 actually the funniest shit i have tears streaming down my face

  • @Pengal25
    @Pengal25 4 місяці тому +24

    22:38 spot on impression

  • @a_mets1506
    @a_mets1506 4 місяці тому +21

    This is not a Jerma game! This is like his playthrough of later alligator! His ass is not paying attention! 🤣

  • @Gougar
    @Gougar 4 місяці тому +16

    Thanks Dazza

  • @vanksteinvanker1062
    @vanksteinvanker1062 4 місяці тому +32

    Yooo live chat extension. Nice!

  • @taco5451
    @taco5451 4 місяці тому +12

    6:36 Jerma’s Tiny Tim impression is frightening

  • @Litepaw
    @Litepaw 4 місяці тому +87

    12:26 HE DID THE THING HE DID THAT THING 😮

    • @84m30
      @84m30 4 місяці тому +34

      OOOOOH URGUHUH UUUHRLL

    • @raccoonlad
      @raccoonlad 4 місяці тому

      ​@@84m30yeah ...

    • @bobob9969
      @bobob9969 4 місяці тому +2

      @@84m30 ty for the lyrics

    • @skootergirl22
      @skootergirl22 4 місяці тому

      Up up up he said it he said it

  • @Cab00se90
    @Cab00se90 4 місяці тому +48

    ‘Scotland!’ - Jerma, 2024
    🗣️ SCOTLAND MENTIONED!!!!!
    🔊🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿ALBA fuckin GU BRÀTH 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
    6:56-6:58

  • @MinixMini2
    @MinixMini2 4 місяці тому +186

    0:14 not me…?? ☹️

    • @kingding9542
      @kingding9542 4 місяці тому +29

      Not you SPECIFICALLY. He hates you because you gave him a -2 on a bit

    • @moistenvelopes
      @moistenvelopes 3 місяці тому

      No me

  • @deamooz9810
    @deamooz9810 4 місяці тому +45

    2:50 I’m glad to know that native English speakers want to say “seldomly” instead of “seldom” too

    • @zade8586
      @zade8586 4 місяці тому +22

      This is because it is a common colloquially accepted pronunciation and was used that way in the past, although it is a bit redundant and is now considered archaic. It’s in the Webster dictionary though fun fact.

  • @TheGerudoCamel
    @TheGerudoCamel 3 місяці тому +9

    2:27 HE SAID IT‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

  • @markusbrendon
    @markusbrendon 4 місяці тому +14

    Jerma is extremely weak to sex jokes, is his only kriptonite

  • @kabobba
    @kabobba 4 місяці тому +19

    i cant stop joking to this stream

  • @jillsandwitch67
    @jillsandwitch67 4 місяці тому +29

    chat desyncs after the part where he closed obs

    • @SuperDazza
      @SuperDazza  4 місяці тому +8

      Oh thanks for letting me know

    • @SuperDazza
      @SuperDazza  4 місяці тому +8

      I'm just checking it now and it looks fine for me, can you let me know where it looks desynced for you?

    • @jillsandwitch67
      @jillsandwitch67 4 місяці тому +3

      @@SuperDazza right after he fs and he does the oogh auhuhugh oogh noise nobody in chat reacts to it at all 12:26

    • @SuperDazza
      @SuperDazza  4 місяці тому +1

      @@jillsandwitch67 Just checked it with the actual VOD's chat and believe it or not the chat replay is the same as the VOD, must be an issue on Twitch's end with the VOD, or the chat was really behind or something

    • @jillsandwitch67
      @jillsandwitch67 4 місяці тому +1

      @@SuperDazza just so u know after it desyncs if you put a custom timing of around -48 it fixes it (in the full vod not the edit)

  • @toontastic25
    @toontastic25 4 місяці тому +10

    I'm not surprised. He's not the sharpest e clown but he's our e clown.

  • @TheJubberGubb
    @TheJubberGubb 4 місяці тому +10

    That’s a really good Wallace impression tbh

  • @waxblastt
    @waxblastt 4 місяці тому +10

    Did he really get so embarrassd somebody mentioned he smokes fat bowls that he ended the stream?! Lol

  • @berrybeat
    @berrybeat 4 місяці тому +1

    so glad i caught this live

  • @zaboomafool1911
    @zaboomafool1911 4 місяці тому +2

    This is the first stream of his I actually watched live. And of course he beat meat in it

  • @JoeM-
    @JoeM- 4 місяці тому +4

    I will never get over the fact Jerma loves Ernest as much as I do. Literally have 3 tshirts relating back to the dude... R.I.P Jim Varney a true hero.

  • @infernalisopod3344
    @infernalisopod3344 4 місяці тому +8

    we're librarian guys, of course we- oh shit, jerma's back??

    • @Providence83
      @Providence83 4 місяці тому +3

      There are so many levels to this comment. Like it's on a higlights channel about a streamer, referencing a different highlights channel of a completely different streamer with the only connecting factor between streamers being the platform they're on.

  • @VolkColopatrion
    @VolkColopatrion 3 місяці тому

    Thank you for your de facto archival work

  • @gravel100
    @gravel100 4 місяці тому +1

    good stream i liked it. thanks Dazza C:

  • @carto4028
    @carto4028 4 місяці тому +5

    BI-YEARLY STREAM LETS GOOO

  • @lineevilasio
    @lineevilasio 4 місяці тому +4

    1:23 jerna morphs into john cleese

  • @charlied3189
    @charlied3189 4 місяці тому +2

    For some reason that Peter griffin joke was absolutely surreal to me

  • @itryen7632
    @itryen7632 4 місяці тому +8

    We just need a game like this, but for Western Brandenburg

  • @decayedtooth2564
    @decayedtooth2564 4 місяці тому +2

    33:03 he’s as sober as a stone? So he’s stoned? I knew he had a problem

  • @beelzemobabbity
    @beelzemobabbity 4 місяці тому +4

    18:20 this part is actually freaky

    • @jamueI
      @jamueI 4 місяці тому

      It sounds like peter is trying to cope lol

  • @acfreak55
    @acfreak55 3 місяці тому

    Jerma claims he can fly out of his bathtub. This man is a confirmed birdman.

  • @AYVYN
    @AYVYN 3 місяці тому

    I like how Jerma's dream is to own a cane and look at bananas, like some blind victorian child.

  • @number1spritefan
    @number1spritefan 4 місяці тому +7

    18:50 meater griffin

  • @cynicalia
    @cynicalia 4 місяці тому +1

    love the jerma drawing int he thumbnailr

  • @arimeowww
    @arimeowww 4 місяці тому

    9:32 when he goes silent and his little character sniffs it killed me

  • @Icediamondsx
    @Icediamondsx 4 місяці тому +1

    You guys don’t know how many of these videos are on my feed rn
    It’s all ‘Jerma/Thank Goodness you’re here missed jokes’ 😂😂😂

  • @consoleaction
    @consoleaction 4 місяці тому +1

    thank you!!

  • @yuhyoink
    @yuhyoink 4 місяці тому +1

    15:55 this was the funniest part of the video, his delivery is so fuckin funny

  • @marstaylor2305
    @marstaylor2305 4 місяці тому +5

    I was watching other playthroughs of people reacting uncomfortably to these jokes after watching it for the first time with Jermas playthrough and wondered how i also missed all of them lmfao

  • @haranuku
    @haranuku 4 місяці тому +8

    he did so good for his first stream ever ❤

  • @yaboyjay7202
    @yaboyjay7202 4 місяці тому +13

    So happy he played that game cause I had it wishlisted as it was recommended by different reviewers and oh my god would I have been disappointed if I had spent my own money on it...

  • @games-wz7sz
    @games-wz7sz 4 місяці тому +7

    7:40 did he miss a joke or is chat fucking with him because I can't find the joke

    • @SweatEagle
      @SweatEagle 4 місяці тому +1

      She wants you to straighten up her middle aisle.

    • @Casual_Crow
      @Casual_Crow 4 місяці тому

      @@SweatEagleis that a British term for sex?? I’ve literally never heard that before 💀💀

    • @SweatEagle
      @SweatEagle 4 місяці тому

      @@Casual_Crow I’ve never heard it before either.

  • @SillySkull
    @SillySkull 3 місяці тому +2

    15:16 caught joking off ON STREAM

  • @samable7724
    @samable7724 3 місяці тому +1

    After 2 months the guy returns and jokes himself off live on stream

  • @Gardeningismypassion833
    @Gardeningismypassion833 3 місяці тому +1

    Cant believe he joked off live on stream my entire family was watching this💔

  • @devinblox
    @devinblox 4 місяці тому +2

    The old guy at 6:45 sounds just like one of Simon's impressions from the Yogscast. Did he voice act for this game? I swear it's exactly the same voice he always does.

  • @TabooRetka701
    @TabooRetka701 4 місяці тому +2

    CRIME IS SKYROCKETING

  • @CaptnShrekOLDCHANNEL
    @CaptnShrekOLDCHANNEL 3 місяці тому

    I was 5 when l4d2 came out. I never heard of it. One day at Walmart recently after a good Christmas where I got the 360, like 2012... I saw l4d and l4d2 at Walmart, and that hand... it called to me. It compelled my soul. I knew nothing but knew I had to save that hand. So I bought both titles and played the campaigns. I still play versus to this day. Legendary games

  • @reallyradraccoon
    @reallyradraccoon 4 місяці тому +1

    21:29 I know he's describing the hunter pounce, but he also doesn't realize that Foxy's jumpscare is literally the exact same, that's probably what chat is talking about, and that's funny to me.
    Also 22:01 I'm actually 18, almost 19, and I played L4D2 on Xbox360 growing up, around age 7-8; a few years after release. I think one of my older brothers probably got it for themselves and we just ended up playing it together. It's crazy to think that a ton of people my age don't know anything about the left 4 dead games and never played them, they're two of my favorite games of all time and I think everyone should experience them(only if you like shooters ofc).
    Just wanted to share my thoughts on that lol.

  • @boopmgee
    @boopmgee 4 місяці тому +19

    How is he bad at a comedy game

  • @Hoping_T
    @Hoping_T 4 місяці тому +3

    RARE CASEOH CAMEO 15:53

  • @FallingUpStupidity
    @FallingUpStupidity 4 місяці тому +8

    Yellow stewie

  • @zukey0304
    @zukey0304 4 місяці тому +35

    Holy hell posted 51 seconds ago.

  • @plazem_
    @plazem_ 4 місяці тому +3

    Why is Jermas Wallace impression really good? We should team up because my Grommet impression is really good too

  • @donvoltonus8898
    @donvoltonus8898 4 місяці тому +8

    Meater Griffin

  • @kwak0
    @kwak0 4 місяці тому +2

    wow that is such a good title

  • @worldpeace-rq2sl
    @worldpeace-rq2sl 4 місяці тому +5

    jerma fits in a minimal space 😀

  • @wizardo3158
    @wizardo3158 4 місяці тому +9

    I was there for that stream, chat was especially mean to him that day

  • @Queggletank
    @Queggletank 4 місяці тому +4

    5:43 another all time classic jermarism

  • @garage2887
    @garage2887 4 місяці тому +10

    trash barrel?!

    • @mythcat1273
      @mythcat1273 4 місяці тому +6

      The fact that he thinks it's just something every American says and not specific to Boston

  • @BRILTHY
    @BRILTHY 3 місяці тому

    “i’m missing english humor?….im american though.” Great

  • @DaKingKayden
    @DaKingKayden 4 місяці тому +7

    Dude i have the biggest headache ever and it just started as soon as i clicked on this video am i alright

  • @Bongu5.dongu5
    @Bongu5.dongu5 4 місяці тому +5

    Watching the full stream was a little painful