Mukbang Macros: Foodie Beauty's Nashie Beeze
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- Опубліковано 9 лют 2025
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Clips from @foodiethebeauty
The woman who can't distinguish chicken from banana is going to be a food reviewer 🤌🏽
She could rename her channel to "fresh and creamy"
That's right!!!!!😆😆😆
😂😂😂 the delulu runs deep
@@LoriKopf just an excuse/justification to gorge herself endlessly
She also called a coconut a pineapple
I think she's more cut out for bathroom reviews at this point.
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@@fadetogrey9105 you're not wrong!😆😆😆
With all due respect after seeing hers I very much doubt that also 😫
Salah has that covered.
"Hey Chantel, please remember NOT to flush before I get in there ok? Unless it's a one, I can't do anything with that".
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I swear at 1:32 you can hear the paper crinkling and see her right arm moving.... I definitely think she moved her bonus sandwich out of frame the second before she showed the tray...notice how she zeroed in on the tray only! And ANY food review Chantal decides to do will be a short one containing only 5 words "FRESH---CREAMY--SPICY--BACONY--CHEESY".....TA-DAAAAA I saved you all time!!
I think you are absolutely right! 😮😂
That’s why she mutes it when she orders imo. When she went thru a drive thru once, I believe she ordered *more* when she got to the pay window bc they asked her to park & wait (for just a regular order) bc she *forgot* to mute when she initially ordered. She’s hella sneaky when it comes to food 💯
I went back & agree. She's fooling no one. Also, look at the sweat around her jowels🤮
100%
Don't forget satiating 😂😂😂
It's always mind puzzling to see an adult on the verge of crying/fainting/raging because they left the home hungry.
I completely agree!
Let me guess- everything is " fresh" "creamy" and/ or "yummy". So articulate, so mindful 😂
I'm disappointed she didn't say that the bun was soft. 😂 All of her insightful hits!
"They make it to order" girl no they don't 😭
And her favorite.
Homemade 👩🍳
@Gnvdth It's not fast food!
Not sure how she can be a food reviewer when she has zero knowledge of real food. She only knows fast food.
I commented this on someone else's video as well, but I simply CAN NOT imagine a world where I just keep repeatedly eating foods that make me crap my pants.🤦♀️
The way she has to immediately find a bathroom after every single meal YET NEVER LEARNS is mind-blowing.
I personally wouldn’t like running to the bathroom everytime I eat. I think she likes having bathroom issues for two reasons it will make her “skinny” and turn on her fake husband 🤮
She has no gallbladder and no common sense
addict behaviour
Her and ALR. It's wild.
She’s an addict 🤷🏾♀️
One "treat" a day? A full meal is a treat? Good god. I don't have anything else to say, it's all so absurd.
And this is her latest diet plan.😂
Great point!
Whenever she gets fast food while she's out by herself, she always asks Salah if he wants her to bring him something home. If he says no, she'll ask him repeatedly. I don't think she gives a damn whether or not he wants anything to eat. She just desperately wants him to say yes, so that she can order a second meal for herself to take home.
The "food reviewer" has set her standards extremely high by comparing everything to Burger King. 😐
True!
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Ya, tons of people are going to run to a 500lb “food reviewer” who doesn’t know anything about the food except it’s “yummy”. And the soothing sounds of her jaw clicking while she moans, said she’s craved it, and she chews with her mouth open…got it. I’ll pass!
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I'm surprised she didn't say it was "fresh."
Soooo fresh😂🤣
@@magulater1 Her idea of fresh is so funny. She really does think anything that has been recently deep fried is much healthier than something deep fried 30 minutes ago.
@@tdb7992 it’s perplexing.
Poor Food Reviewer -
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Most things that say truffle are really a chemical compound that mimics the flavor of the real thing.
Yup!
These are my favorite videos!
Same! I always look forward to the macros the most.
Glad you like them!
I'm sorry but that food looks gross. I really think she's having more obvious symptoms of diabetes lately.
Nah, be fr, those fries look bomb.
Her 80% healthy / 20% treat plan is off the rails. Maybe if she swapped the percentages....
I think she is solely making feeder content at this point.
Those people in her chat are not her beezers lol
She thinks they are, that's the sad thing!
Her eyes look extremely sad, except when she’s got her food, then right back to sad.
Good
She eats cheese fries every single day
Almost!
Oh my God...the "Every day I'm Trufflin'" sent me 😅
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She looks awful going down hill fast,she looks so swollen.she is an embarrassment to human kind.
Especially to her own people
I ⭐️H A T E ⭐️ the way she pronounces “ung-yuns”
Omgosh same! Drives me nuts lol. There is no G in onion!!
I really love it when she uses the phrase “I’m starving” . It makes me giddy like at 2:00
And when she does the food review while eating the processed slop she commentates “that’s so fresh” and “mmmm” = also pretty awesome 😊
I think FB learned from criticism not to say she is “starving”. She is in no way or shape starving. The very idea is a mockery. Did you see her correct herself? She said “ I’m starving, then quickly changed to well I’m not starving, I’m hungry.” 😅
I'm not far off Foodie with being lapsed into my binge eating disorder. But I'm in therapy and I'm keeping a very honest food diary because lying to myself about what I'm eating keeps me making excuses...she really does lie to herself more than she lies to anyone else. I see it in her eyes. I wish she'd actually accept she has an eating disorder rather than just accepting it when it suits her for click bait or to gaslight Salah into thinking she will change
Well done for holding yourself accountable - it can't be easy! Wishing you all of the success 😊
It’s weird that Salah doesn’t go out to eat with her🤔
Can’t blame him. How embarrassing.
Not really. He doesn’t wanna be seen with his 500lb gorging grammie
I wouldn’t want to be seen with her.
I noticed she’s been hiding him on camera too at the apartment. Strange strange couple.
He likes normal traditional food, not the crap she's always eating.
After over two years, I would think I'd be unsurprised at the continuing fact that Chantal doesn't ever seem to want to try anything truly local or unique to Kuwait.
She’d never work there once she realized she didn’t get to eat free food all day, remember her asking the ice cream people at the park (or farm) if they get to eat free ice cream. Oh and she’d have to be on her feet most of her shift, no sealing break.
I don’t know why Chantal thinks the fast food is free for the the employees tho it’s not it discounted but not free this coming from someone who used to work at fast food
6:19 - Look at all the food stains down her 'Bib'
She's like a 3yr child
Dang, those filters are working OT.
They really are!
Just wanted to add that I would have loved to learn more about all things truffles, such as real vs artificial, why they're so expensive, etc. You have such a nice balance on your channel between humor and informative/investigative content. Your videos always brighten my day.
Thank you so much! I have a bit of truffle info in an upcoming travel vlog.
@@SansaCooks Yay!
Lmao fried food reviewer at BEST
Also truffle fries and a Nashville style sandwich sounds weird……
Right???
Thanks for taking the time! ❤ Well, she didn't use fresh, moist or creamy, at least. 😂
True!
Every time I’ve had truffle fries it was simple with the truffle oil, garlic and some parm cheese because you want the truffle flavor to stand out!
How do you not have more subscribers 🤔 your videos are informative and helpful and your commentary is great especially when you get sassy
Thank you for the kind words!
@@SansaCooks you're welcome
There she is! Sansa slapping her with the facts FOR FREE 🙌🏽🤡
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What's the problem, guys? This is ONLY 20% of what she's eating today.
Riiiiiiight...
Sansa’s truffle oil sass 💁🏼♀️ 😂
I thinks she high here. She always sorts of placidly smiles like that when she’s stoned
Aaaw. The food reviewer Chantal is back. Like during the pandemic when she absolutely had to break the quarantine and go out to buy a ham sandwich because it's her job you guys! she's a food reviewer! Just like she is a "foodie". No. And no. Every time Chantal says "I love food, I am interested in food, food this and that..." the world should pause and we should hear a narrator speaking in that calm, documentary style tone say: "what Chantal meant by that is that she is addicted and emotionally dependent on highly-palatable over-seasoned food-adjacent junk products." No one needs reviews of that.
🎯 Perfect description! I enjoyed hearing that narrator in my head! 😂
It’s a never ending meal.
Pretty much!
I didn't realize "janky" was still around. I never heard it until i changed high schools in the mid-90s, and then i thought it was a regional thing. Guess not! 😆
We're old.😆😆😆
@SansaCooks 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Don't remind me. My birthday is in a couple of weeks
I'm British and I've heard it used over here for many years. My younger brother first used it IIRC in the late 80s early 90s. It's a great word which doesn't get used half as much as it truly deserves.
Such a great vintage word 😂
@@kellbean89 @Sansacooks She called us "vintage" 😭😂
You forgot to candy the bacon 😭
Oh no, you're right!!!
Her head shape goes crazy
I swear you keep my on my diet better than watching Foodie eat lol the cookie exchange always sends me
It’s an addiction and the only thing she has left in her life. Only thing that makes her hppy
Pretty much!
@SansaCooks it's sad. She's also pissed that all the trolls knew her relationship was doomed
In the car she said the bun was soft and “potatoey” like a potato bun.
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I think she knows carbs = sugar (they had to taught her that in bedus class) but she chooses to ignore it. The same way a heroin addict ignores the fact heroin can kill you.
Raging type 2 diabetes and hypertension aside (apart from a laundry list of other comorbidities), how on earth does she think she can be a food reviewer? She literally crams the food into her mouth with minimal chewing. It's pretty disturbing to watch her eat, it's almost as though she can't get the food into her mouth fast enough. She's usually midchew with her first bite of food before starting to put more and more food in her mouth. It's almost as though she's expecting someone to snatch the food away!
When I was larger my eyelids were swollen almost like hers. And I remember in how much discomfort I was all the time. Granted I was in my 20th, I'm a head taller than her and was half her weight. Can't imagine how it feels to be in her body being 40 y.o.
Wow, closest to BK Nashie? WOW!
Such high praise!
Sansa macro videos - short, to the point and always stuns with the sodium levels!😳
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Always!!
When I saw her thumbnail for her video i thought she’d gotten French fries with chocolate syrup on them. Truffles sounds better.😂
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Seeing as her most used descriptors for food are "Fresh, Creamy and Yummy" I'd think her food reviewer title is not something anyone should take seriously, lol
You can tell her teeth are at her on the righthand side as she has winced a few times in vlogs and her left hand side teeth are done they are crumbling due to lack of care. Blender beeze incoming.
Ooof!
I think Nashville hot chicken is supposed to be sauced, much like Buffalo wings. I can't see it on her sandwich.
She said it needed more, so it probably soaked into the breading.
When she was talking about "this is the closest to an actual..." I had to laugh. Imagine putting Fast Food on such a pedestal that you compare all other food to it! Burger King didn't invent the sandwich! Why hold it in such high esteem?! It's like comparing an artists cover of a song to another artists cover, while totally forgetting that both are copies of an original. Just so weird.
Thanks as always Sansa
My pleasure!
Downtown girl has a clip of Chantal claiming she has type 3 diabetes
That's not bacon (because bacon is pork). Fight me lol
We all understand the food she's buying in Kuwait is not pork 😅
No fight from me, but beef bacon hits! It's like fried pastrami meets pork bacon! I make BBLTs.
@Lilboozibert ooh, that sounds delicious
What a sad mess! She will never change, her health will decline and then that will lead to the inevitable.
I just have to shout out Reviewbrah. You want a real fast food review, it's him. She should watch him and take some notes. I mean, if only thinking about being a fast food reviewer.
@@jkleinberg5878 yesss!!!!
Also I tried that salted egg mochi thing from 7-Eleven, that thing is HEAVY, we shared a pack of 4 with my husband and it was heavy still. But really good
I don't know how to word it😂😂😂😂 imagine the only thing you can compare is fast food and you want to be a food reviewer oh yes the New York Times is looking for her. Blessings to you and yours my dear
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The food looks ridiculous 😂😂😂
Yup!!!
Its like someone reviewing food from the trash cans around the neighborhood 🦝
At Least she corrected herself after saying “I’m Starving “🙄
True!
What a vlogger, absolutely no background music between dialogue to break up the video. The banging of pots and pans accompanied by the buzzing electrical noises while she show cases the food. It's like you're actually there with her.
She just calls this 80/20 but never has a metric to measure if it really is. Say her goal is 2500 calories 80% is 2000. Leave just 500 for a treat. I know she never planed to try but just say you don’t care.
5:39 cookie exchange rate 🍪!!!
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For sure she ate a back up sandwich on the drive home.
Maybe!
Thank goodness she doesn’t know the language so she can’t apply for a job
Food reviewer aka excuse to eat cruddy food 😂. Add that to the resume. I haven't eaten french fries in over 2 years but those looked gross with globs of cheese. Good to know im not missing anything 😂 . Thanks Sansa!!
My pleasure!
“That is the closest to a BK nashie I’ve ever tasted” oh expect to see plenty more of this one guys.
Exotic western fast foods and carparks. Poor sound and video quality. Lazy descriptions and it sends her rushing to the toilet. How is that a food review ??
Great question!
I'd love to see your take on her latest madness with the mountain of KFC and that McDonald's run right after, it was insane
She would be a terrible food reviewer. She eats the same foods and nothing she said about her meal would make me want one and I enjoy a nice chicken sandwich
My god I haven't watched her for months. She's still here and bigger than ever !!
Anything she eats is either "not bad" (or similar to indicate that she hates it), or "yummy" (meaning she likes it).
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Food reviewer? Remember the “death eater” from the Harry Potter books.
She knows nothing about anything!
"We have one treat a day, remember?..." Yeah okay Chantal, but for me a 'treat' is a couple of squares of Lindt chocolate after my calorie controlled meal, not a whole fast food meal with over a day's worth of calories.
But maybe that's just me.🤷♀
Thank you for talking sense, I eat only one big meal a day and I treat myself to a few squares of chocolate with my cuppa afterwards. Foodie comparing a big fast food meal to a treat is shocking 😅.
Her daily treat is what I call a cheat meal and is only do that maybe 4 times a year.
She says she wants to work there 😂 she can barely move & she’d expect food on demand… her whole paycheck would go on food & she wouldn’t make it even 2 days. Worst idea I’ve ever heard- imagine an alcoholic w/zero self control who’s never been to rehab (& who believes they’re not really an alcoholic) working in a bar… they’ve likely got security cameras so they’d see Chantal taking sandwiches to the bathroom (hidden in her clothes) every 5 minutes
She's only an expert of food quantity - not quality 😂
That nose tic. It’s all I can see. Watch it dip independently. Can anyone else move their nose like that? So odd. Yours Truly, Cranky Turtle in WV
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I hope that others utilize the Oreo cookie conversion because... I ate 12 oreos worth of rice for dinner last night and felt like GARBAGE 💖 I will now be viewing rice as 6 oreos per cup which is delightfully disturbing.
It's so interesting how she knows she should only have 2 Oreos but doesn't count other carbs.
A fast food rewiever with diabetes is that what we call an oxymoron?🤔
Just moron
Treat? My treats do not go over 200 calories, thats once a day if that.. wow just wow 😮
She needs to go to an eye doctor and SOON. Red eyes can be a sign of glaucoma which is another complication of uncontrolled diabetes. As for the constant bubble gut.. She overloads her gut so much that it can't process the stuff, so it passes on through- think osmotic laxative.💩😧😦💩
Om my gawd, somethings will never change 🙄
Food reviewer?Foodie? Don't you need an extensive vocabulary for that? 😂😂😂😂
As always very good
Thank you! Cheers!
Get outta here; there's no actual truffles in the Burger King fries?? Nothin gets past you, Chantal!
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No chance. "Fresh, Yummy, Fresh" aren't gonna cut it. Also given that she doesn't actually "taste" food, she inhales it🤷♀️
Look I love carne asada fries, but I don’t need them with every single meal. And now it’s something I have on occasion. Like why can’t she just order normal fries if she has to have them
Right???? No wonder she had to poop all the time!
Id love to try a real truffle but Im not a fan of truffle oil.
They're surprisingly mild when fresh, just very fragrant and earthy.
You hear the guy in the background slamming the pots and pans foodie must of done something
That meal looks sad- there is no color and life in that meal! everything is so processed. I get eating heavier/ fattier every once in awhile, but having something fresh with it is always necessary
I don’t think being food reviewer was a good idea for Chantal it giving her more of an excuse to eat fast food and sweets because it her content
I completely agree.
@SansaCooks I'm assuming Chantal forgot (gave up) she was trying to be travel channel it would have given her something to focus on that doesn't have to be food related but she really showing the expact life is not for her or she doesn't like being a expact
It’s the 97 grams of fat that gets me.
Right???
@ that’s more than three large Chick-fil-A milkshakes. 😳