This reminds me of a story. So, stop me if you've heard this; RealGuy was walking down the street, right? And he came across a Vivyan. The Vivyan asked RealGuy, "can I have your autograph?". You know what Realguy said? "Only if I can have yours." Can you honestly believe GenZ is trying to cancel RealGuy after this?
Would u rather fork an autograph or eat realguy bacon, but get this. Realguy isnt realguy and now you work a night shift at real guys burgeria and theres a realguy realguy there that bacons on its own and fork
Ill have to disagree. Everyone is aware that everytime that happens. Hear me out now. But u dont even real eyes that its all about that. Usually I. Disturbing the peace or smth like that 💔💔
I can't stop drinking oil. I can't stop drinking oil. I just can't stop! I can't stop drinking crude oil. You know, the black stuff? That comes in barrels? I can't stop drinking it. I just can't! It's tantalizing! It's addicting! It is... a delicacy. I love it. I can't stop drinking oil. Crude oil! I can't stop guzzling it! Gulping it down! I can't stop drinking crude oi
hey man just wanted to say that you are no less real than the guy is, although he's pretty real, and I love your runs, wish to see more if you're planning any in the future
ive watched all of your p% runs and as many as i could find from other runners so honestly this run dropping is Such good food for me. cant get enough of this category, i dont speedrun too much but yall inspire me to try out this category sometime
This kind of stuff is so funny to imagine in-universe. Like, V1 enters Hell and within 30 minutes they've killed half its inhabitants and defeated Gabriel twice and made it down to Violence. They really should chill a little lol.
3:19 Imagine spawning as a husk, seeing a blue robot fly past u at 40+ mph, hearing a rocket approaching u from behind then everything suddenly cutting to black
I was thinking of making a short video of *Vendetta's sub 30 min FG P% time with the title "The last Sub 30" about how that with more levels coming the time couldn't be expected to stay that low. Glad I didn't make it though cause that idea is out of date with this Video! Well done!
This is the only way vendettas run could have been beaten, the only way it should have been beaten. Not some triumphant culmination of time save after months of optimization. Just a half asleep RealGuy screaming in a discord call. god I love this game.
3:16 man how did you kill em all without even looking 😭 you all have some different version of ultrakill I swear 6:53 That blast on the wall looked like a giant maurice at a far distance to me 11:54 "Machine. Turn back now. The layers of this palace are not for your kind." (Whoops. sorry about that) "BEHOLD! THE POWER OF AN ANGEL" "Ughh - Gyahh - Enough!" *Dies* "May your days be many and your days few" (speedrunner waits patiently for Gabe to finish his dialogue since the stopwatch is paused) Hello
you dont lose style points on self damage (and maybe environmental damage, im not sure on that one) you can see at 4:39 when he gets hit by the filth he loses style
@@JezusKriztus fullgame in this context is complete the final level (from 0-1) without quitting to the menu if you want to watch the prime sanctums in a whole run, he has a "All P-Ranks" run which includes those
![ULTRAKILL: Full Game Any% in 11:11.199 IGT [WR]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/gA39nPeU0Bo/mqdefault.jpg)
![ULTRAKILL: Full Game Any% in 11:11.199 IGT [WR]](/img/tr.png)
![ULTRAKILL: Full Game Inbounds in 19:45.121 IGT [WR]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/SRfCP9lJj0Q/mqdefault.jpg)
i love when Gabriel in 6-2 screams "IS THAT THE BEST U'VE GOT" and fucking dies 😭
“IS THAT THE BEST YOU’VE GOT-“ *gets fucking obliberated*
I can confirm that that was NOT the best he got.
@@everynameiwantistaken frfr
or in 4-2 he just nukes the incerectionist
just it is i the strongest enemy
wait
why do you have gu- dies
"IS THAT THE BEST YOU GO- oh oh uh oh hello uh my fault I'll leave"
This reminds me of a story. So, stop me if you've heard this; RealGuy was walking down the street, right? And he came across a Vivyan. The Vivyan asked RealGuy, "can I have your autograph?". You know what Realguy said? "Only if I can have yours." Can you honestly believe GenZ is trying to cancel RealGuy after this?
Would u rather fork an autograph or eat realguy bacon, but get this. Realguy isnt realguy and now you work a night shift at real guys burgeria and theres a realguy realguy there that bacons on its own and fork
Ill have to disagree. Everyone is aware that everytime that happens. Hear me out now. But u dont even real eyes that its all about that. Usually I. Disturbing the peace or smth like that 💔💔
@@Simply01what is this
@@firefree5282 @Simply01 what is this
@@hutiiiii. im gonna find you
I can't stop drinking oil. I can't stop drinking oil. I just can't stop! I can't stop drinking crude oil. You know, the black stuff? That comes in barrels? I can't stop drinking it. I just can't! It's tantalizing! It's addicting! It is... a delicacy. I love it. I can't stop drinking oil. Crude oil! I can't stop guzzling it! Gulping it down! I can't stop drinking crude oi
Yummers
How tf is a diesel engine using the internet?
bro is optimus prime
The most insane thing about this is that this can be optimized even more you speedrunners are insane bro
game full guy real%
awesome run
hey man just wanted to say that you are no less real than the guy is, although he's pretty real, and I love your runs, wish to see more if you're planning any in the future
ive watched all of your p% runs and as many as i could find from other runners so honestly this run dropping is Such good food for me. cant get enough of this category, i dont speedrun too much but yall inspire me to try out this category sometime
'we have 30 minutes until we, leave, prepare (thyself?)'
your muscle memory did you dirty on 1-3 with the soap thing near the start
This kind of stuff is so funny to imagine in-universe. Like, V1 enters Hell and within 30 minutes they've killed half its inhabitants and defeated Gabriel twice and made it down to Violence. They really should chill a little lol.
NO WAY YOU JUST BEAT VENDETTA, BRAVO MAN
Vendetta dipped fsr lel
These husks really be saying stuff like “I got my whole afterlife ahead of me” no you don’t, the +ULTRARICOSHOT X4 is coming
i swear the music just lines up with the gameplay at certain parts and its so satisfying
8:09 - 8:43
25:16 - 25:33
26:23 - 27:13
32:23 - 32:48
Thanks
3:19 Imagine spawning as a husk, seeing a blue robot fly past u at 40+ mph, hearing a rocket approaching u from behind then everything suddenly cutting to black
bro does this shit while listening to calming beats
I was thinking of making a short video of *Vendetta's sub 30 min FG P% time with the title "The last Sub 30" about how that with more levels coming the time couldn't be expected to stay that low. Glad I didn't make it though cause that idea is out of date with this Video! Well done!
27:50 gotta love those small strokes we have randomly.
Ayo it's NNN
@@dhrumildave4221No N-word November
@@dhrumildave4221nonstop stroking it november
you don't know how tense I was looking at the timer in 2-2, thinking you weren't gonna make it for the challenge
Ah yes, the way this challenge will be required to execute in UKMD
This is strangely therapeutic
This is the only way vendettas run could have been beaten, the only way it should have been beaten. Not some triumphant culmination of time save after months of optimization. Just a half asleep RealGuy screaming in a discord call. god I love this game.
YYYEEEEESSSSSSS! i KNEW YOU WOULD DO IT CUS YOU IMPROVED SO MUCH LATELY. GG
holy shit, congrats guy
No words, just amazing
Insane routing, awesome run
23:09 "ok lets go"
"wait what the fuck"
24:40
That pierce coin is so fucking cinematic
theres a concerning lack of lenient in this run..
The slowest thing about this man is his loading screen
My man got a WR in a voice call at 11pm. Truly a legend.
3:16 man how did you kill em all without even looking 😭 you all have some different version of ultrakill I swear
6:53 That blast on the wall looked like a giant maurice at a far distance to me
11:54 "Machine. Turn back now. The layers of this palace are not for your kind." (Whoops. sorry about that) "BEHOLD! THE POWER OF AN ANGEL" "Ughh - Gyahh - Enough!" *Dies* "May your days be many and your days few" (speedrunner waits patiently for Gabe to finish his dialogue since the stopwatch is paused)
Hello
The power of insta-kill tech
These videos are satisfying, keep doing this!
Shit is so clean
Finally, someone to dethrone Vendetta after 5 months
Sucks so many mistakes happened, hope you manage to break more time in your future runs!
thats the reality of p% fullgame, this category is a bit difficult lo
@melifaro9917 ik, but the fact so many happened by literal seconds is sucky. Especially the one in 5-3 near the end.
Insane run, congrats
GG DUDE
unreal
this GOAT is back again
the fist level looks so clean
you are so real for this, guy
genuinely was waiting for this run, so glad to see it
why was your heartbeat so god damn high for the entire time
This man, right here, is a fucking wizard.
making history
Give this man 20 dual wields and a sharpshooter that was amazing
Edit: 2-1 has overall amazing sync
This guy deserves more subs like for real
This isn't completely incomprehensible to me, I understand everything that is going on here, I've played this game too much.
goated
watched Live it'''
My jaw was open for the entire half hour
Why is this supposedly "real" guy starting to look like a goat 🤔
its crazy how you literally beat my cheated records with ultrafunguns AND P RANK LMAO YOUR THE BEST
bait used to be believ- HOLY SHIT IS THAT A SUB 30
holy moly
i think this is the most real real to ever real
nutty real guy be bustin
goat
my goat isn't washed...
Clean your goat nerd
GOATGUY GOAT RUN?!?!?!?!
man has ultra'ed the kill
Bravo
2:04 bro you cooked so hard you burned the entire street with that one
congratu-fucking-lations dude, god damn
Lore accurate V1
23:20 i feel that heartrate man
I felt that backtrack to the cerb at 5-3 😔
VENDETTA HAS BEEN DETHRONED!
Guess he didn't die from a heart attack
GG GG (GoodGame GoatGuy)
I’m sorry for ever touching ultrakill
This guy is real
Man woke up and decided to set a world record 😭
Deam bro you really wanna break the fucking game (i love see the heart during the game)
oh my gyatt
Cant stop the V Tra1n
My toxic trait is seeing this world record speedrun and thinking I could do better (I probably can’t)
speedrunners are insane
Real Guy, Realize, Real sub 30s
this video hurts my fingers, wrist, and keyboard
RealGuy? more like, it's RealGangsta how you beat that time, dawg
i was so dissappointed when he hit that wall in the beginning of 1-1
honestly my heart rate would also be 140 if i got wr for ultrakill
27:48 HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHA KJSGH:LAKG
Canon v1
I consider myself a good ultrakill player *watches this and realize this is average gameplay* I consider myself a mediocre ultrakill player
real
Maybe, his computer is piano😂
ULTRAKILL players really just be doing anything huh
your fingers scare me
So in any% i kind of know what their doing and what’s happening but in this all i can think is “what killed them???????”
bro needs fraud and treachery
sorry for breathing the same air as you
Real guy is a blood or crip? 🎙️🇺🇲
fucked up swordmachine at 1-3
where I can get playlist?
5:18 I've heard that sound effect in game before, is it like an ultra rare RNG kinda thing?
nah thats just the sound of the cerb and whiplash during slowdown
i dont believe theres any rare sounds in the game
HUH
easy work
now do it blind floded
Why you gotta play goated music
Songs?
one question, are you mentally ok?
What the how does his style points not drop when he takes damage
you dont lose style points on self damage (and maybe environmental damage, im not sure on that one)
you can see at 4:39 when he gets hit by the filth he loses style
How can i play like you?
parece hasta de mentira
What does mean IGT??????
in game time
Where are the prime sanctums?
they arent required for fullgame p%
@@okEanragood point but i mean its called full game p%
@@JezusKriztus fullgame in this context is complete the final level (from 0-1) without quitting to the menu
if you want to watch the prime sanctums in a whole run, he has a "All P-Ranks" run which includes those