Prelude (O:TMOH): 1:05 Limbo: 1:00 (2:05) Lust: 1:13 (3:18) Gluttony: 0:45 (4:03) Greed: 1:51 (5:54) Wrath: 1:49 (7:43) Heresy: 0:57 (8:40) Violence: 2:31 (11:11) First time is for layer completion and the one in brackets is for cumulative layer completion
Dude I spent so fucking long on 4-3 how the HELL did you do that so fast. Wizard shit. All of this is wizard shit. My god. Unparalleled levels of gaming.
This is insane omfg. I’ve been trying to speedrun Ultrakill and the best any% time I can get is like 45 minutes. But then again I use a crappy school laptop to speedrun so it kinda makes it a bit more difficult. Anyways good luck “realguy” I hope you break more records soon.
why can’t i do shit right💔
Ur cracked bro
that's rich
fuck my chud life…
Lack of practice, in other words Skill issues
do shit left instead lol
8:10 REALGUY CAUGHT TRYING TO PUNCH A COIN WITH THE KNUCKLEBLASTER
@@Cool_Name-idk wow, how embarrassing, he’ll NEVER live this down
At least it's not whiplashing to a projectile...
I am just starting to read Dante's Inferno in school. This is some nice timing as I can see the summary of what happens from layers 1 - 7.
My favorite part of Dante's Inferno was the skyscraper tall robot that could eviscerate everyone in hell... truly a book that was ahead of its time
@@JogG4DX so good it made me bust 😔🙏
Istg if i talk bout this in school im gonna ace the test
my favorite part of dante's inferno is when dante says this party's gettin crazy and makes all the devils cry
@@Iwiseuszp rank the test
The terminals really see this gameplay and say “best I can give you is C”
they goon to v1s combat footage not spedrun (lore accurate btw)
V1 needs to give combat, like enough kills, and style
sorry for thinking of downloading ultrakill
What where you gonna download it for (gor)
@The_Variable1fun lol
My deepest condolences
This is exactly what hakita wanted
i woke up an hour ago, played some ultrakill and see this. what in the everliving fuck. this is the game at its peak GG
Remember, fraud, treachery, and p-3 are coming
P% Run Also Peak.
I WOKE UP TO SEE THIS WTF 🔥YOURE INANE
inane
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Dawg, you NEED to calm down, both at the game and at your heart rate my god GGs on the run!!
8:10 *CAUGHT PARRYING WITH THE KNUCKLEBLASTER.*
Whenever my friend is playing ultrakill and he does this i always. *always* play a earape nuclear alarm sound lmao
@gatoazul5532 sounds annoying but funny
WE GOT HIM IN 4K
absolutely insane, super happy for you :3
the fucking first maurice had me laughing for 5 minutes straight. bravo dude
*insanely fast gameplay*
🗿
*loading screen*
_"May your woes be many, and your days few."_
We're finishing whole hell in 16 minutes then lmao
IS YOUR HEART OKAY?
ALSO THIS IS THE CRAZIEST RUN I HAVE EVER SEEN. THOSE VIOLENCE CLIPS!!???1!!!:$$?&:&,&/&(&2
114 is big heart rate?
@@dev4ones-spaceok but its like 180 in some parts
180 in most levels of violence 😭
bro locked in
@@dev4ones-space 180 is
dude the way bro punched V2 in 4-4 is funny as hell 😭
Bro pulled a FAP NUT
IKR😢
"Get the-"
*KNUCKLEBLASTER*
"FUCK down."
you are so real for this, guy
say that again
word for word
This guy was so real when he said ‘you are so real for this, guy’
"Say the line!"
"Sigh*"
"You're so real for this, guy."
LOBOTOMY% LIIIIIIIIVES!
ima be honest realguy i never payed attention to you playing didnt know you were this goated
11:42 is such a gabriel moment
Just came back from school and i see this epic speedrun, you’re the best speedrunner
I also just came back from school, huh
ultrakill speedrunning will always be in my top 3 speed run games
the heartbeat meter
this cannot be healthy
that poor maurice
love the v1 head shaking as a nonverbal "yeesh that was sketchy"
this just confirms that the "Final war" is WWI
because he ended with 11:11
Bro what you are clinically insane
half of this community is at this point
2:04 who completed this level in -24 days
Probably messed around with their system clock to get a negative time.
I was surprised to see how this was 16 mins long until I saw how bro was moving at the speed of light 💀
this is a fucking trip and a half
what’s updoor indeed
Prelude (O:TMOH): 1:05
Limbo: 1:00 (2:05)
Lust: 1:13 (3:18)
Gluttony: 0:45 (4:03)
Greed: 1:51 (5:54)
Wrath: 1:49 (7:43)
Heresy: 0:57 (8:40)
Violence: 2:31 (11:11)
First time is for layer completion and the one in brackets is for cumulative layer completion
My guy really just up and do 2 full game WR back to back
Insane
GG
lore accurate V1:
Bro didnt touched grass ❎ Grass didnt touch bro ✅
bro was nearing a heart attack
Bro straight up beheaded Benjamin
bro brought back lobotomy%
0:11 is anyone going to talk about how they decimated the maurice in the *hitstop* time
Omg it was instantly dead
Very fun fact: a heart rate of over 185 bpm can lead to death. This dude could've legit DIED during multiple parts of this run.
For prolonged amounts of time you mean
Mines used to spike to 190 while playin elden ring and geometry dash it won't kill you unless it stays up there for a while
That's not at all how that works
cause of death: too much Swag
Bro if he died he would absolutely shred hell
Lore accurate V1
Dude I spent so fucking long on 4-3 how the HELL did you do that so fast. Wizard shit. All of this is wizard shit. My god. Unparalleled levels of gaming.
HE DOES IT. ONCE AGAIN!!
V2 4-4 final punch was straight disrespectful
i mean it in a good way, but it's surreal you can lose time on some places and still do a WR, you're a beast
gonna be waiting for your perfect run
Man, you guys are pulling hypersonic stunts like this, and I can barely even switch to the right weapon half the time.
This is a fucking beautiful speed run amazing
i love how even this far into the games speedrunning life, there's still a good amount of weapon variety. brilliant run
the speed of the absolute runner!
12:26 "IS THAT THE BEST YOUVE G- may your woes be many..."
CAUGHT TRYNA PARRY WITH THE KNUCKLEBLASTER. 8:08
Insanity of a Ultrakill player:
15:51 LOBOTOMY% LIVES!!!
sorry. just sorry.
HOLY SHIT! Absolute kudos to you, dude! Must've taken a lot of time and effort.
that was honestly crazy, good job!!
this run make me go gargletron mode drooling emoji
earthmover literally just looks like a tas dicking around during an autoscroller wtf
congrats man
186 bmp ? Man, your heart goes as fast as a Camellia music!
caught parrying with the knucklebaster in 4k HD 8:10
BRO ALMOST DIED TRYING TO GET WR (LITERALLY)
180 bpm is almost the max that you can handle
Bro does NOT know how heart rate works 💀💀💀
It would need to be >180 bpm for long periods of gime to kill you
I decided to check out ultrakill speedruns out of impulse
Holy fuck
This is insane omfg. I’ve been trying to speedrun Ultrakill and the best any% time I can get is like 45 minutes. But then again I use a crappy school laptop to speedrun so it kinda makes it a bit more difficult. Anyways good luck “realguy” I hope you break more records soon.
insane run, you sooo good in this game
the 4 coins in my pocket just looked at me and sighed
you're so real for this, guy
you can tell where it went from "jus another run" to "OH WE'RE SO BACK!!!" within a couple of stages lmao
The idea of V1 no-clipping through everything and essentially being a constant series of explosions as it flies through hell is hilarious to me.
HOLY CRAP! CONGRATULATIONS ON THE WORLD RECORD!!!
LMAO THE FUCKING REVOLVER AT 11:00 😭
8:11 caught trying to fistful of dollar with the knuckleblaster
@@thegamblinggigi i knew some mf was gonna say this LMAOOO
He's both a menace to society and 3 heart beats away from having a cardiac arrest
remember when the world record was 30 minutes, i dont because you beat it so damn fast
Imagine you're dante you're just minding your business going through hell and some crazy metal thing just zips by at mach 3
I can't believe it's not TAS.
He couldn't even get a congratulation, he got a congatoon.
Would LOVE to see someone actually reach the main exit of 1-1 under 10 seconds, thereby fulfilling the prophecy
Bro Keep getting better
Insane to me that the literal instakill soap isn't even optimal anymore
Holy shit, turns out they have discovered the lobotomy strat
8:26 the way v2 gets thrown off the pyramid
Bro was like "this is the run" the entire run!
And where is the cardiologist 170+ isn't normal for sitting
Huh. So this is what the husks see when they fight me.
literally the goat of ultrakill
no way, congraujewaltiosn!
no chance this isn’t hakita in disguise
Bro’s dopamine receptors are shot
no way lobotomy% lives
crazy to think that the longest part of the speedrun was him spamming slide in 7-3. everything else was just speedblitzing
just as god intended.
This video is so fast it killed the queen
how the hell does one think this fast? holy shit that's wild (ggs on the super fast WR btw)
It’s crazy how record is this close to a 10 with violence now
congregation
holy mother of god
absolutely insane run but it still is beatable, 3-2 had a restart
are you human 💔💔
12:26 ''IS THAT THE BEST YOU'VE GOT!?''
*gets obliterated*
First try TAS grab in 4-2? Crazy!