ULTRAKILL: Full Game Any% in

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  • Опубліковано 2 лют 2025

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  • @wormsley
    @wormsley 2 місяці тому +567

    why can’t i do shit right💔

  • @Cool_Name-idk
    @Cool_Name-idk 2 місяці тому +357

    8:10 REALGUY CAUGHT TRYING TO PUNCH A COIN WITH THE KNUCKLEBLASTER

    • @rpbeens
      @rpbeens Місяць тому +15

      @@Cool_Name-idk wow, how embarrassing, he’ll NEVER live this down

    • @andrewdemilton
      @andrewdemilton 7 днів тому

      At least it's not whiplashing to a projectile...

  • @everynameiwantistaken
    @everynameiwantistaken 2 місяці тому +516

    I am just starting to read Dante's Inferno in school. This is some nice timing as I can see the summary of what happens from layers 1 - 7.

    • @JogG4DX
      @JogG4DX 2 місяці тому +123

      My favorite part of Dante's Inferno was the skyscraper tall robot that could eviscerate everyone in hell... truly a book that was ahead of its time

    • @GooberWhoop
      @GooberWhoop 2 місяці тому +33

      @@JogG4DX so good it made me bust 😔🙏

    • @Iwiseusz
      @Iwiseusz 2 місяці тому +6

      Istg if i talk bout this in school im gonna ace the test

    • @ElDiego2001
      @ElDiego2001 2 місяці тому +33

      my favorite part of dante's inferno is when dante says this party's gettin crazy and makes all the devils cry

    • @agar.7616
      @agar.7616 2 місяці тому +14

      ​@@Iwiseuszp rank the test

  • @gundamenjoyer217
    @gundamenjoyer217 2 місяці тому +281

    The terminals really see this gameplay and say “best I can give you is C”

    • @jokerpunctre
      @jokerpunctre 2 місяці тому +30

      they goon to v1s combat footage not spedrun (lore accurate btw)

    • @ilovecheeseandinternetmemes
      @ilovecheeseandinternetmemes Місяць тому +5

      V1 needs to give combat, like enough kills, and style

  • @shrimple23
    @shrimple23 2 місяці тому +140

    sorry for thinking of downloading ultrakill

    • @The_Variable1
      @The_Variable1 Місяць тому +4

      What where you gonna download it for (gor)

    • @Upermario360
      @Upermario360 Місяць тому

      @The_Variable1fun lol

    • @Doodlenoodl
      @Doodlenoodl Місяць тому

      My deepest condolences

  • @woJ10
    @woJ10 2 місяці тому +76

    This is exactly what hakita wanted

  • @goldNNNN
    @goldNNNN 2 місяці тому +133

    i woke up an hour ago, played some ultrakill and see this. what in the everliving fuck. this is the game at its peak GG

    • @JezusKriztus
      @JezusKriztus 2 місяці тому

      Remember, fraud, treachery, and p-3 are coming

    • @The_Variable1
      @The_Variable1 Місяць тому +3

      P% Run Also Peak.

  • @Svadmp
    @Svadmp 2 місяці тому +185

    I WOKE UP TO SEE THIS WTF 🔥YOURE INANE

  • @F4LLING_R0SES
    @F4LLING_R0SES 2 місяці тому +82

    Dawg, you NEED to calm down, both at the game and at your heart rate my god GGs on the run!!

  • @Cloverestranho
    @Cloverestranho 2 місяці тому +130

    8:10 *CAUGHT PARRYING WITH THE KNUCKLEBLASTER.*

    • @gatoazul5532
      @gatoazul5532 Місяць тому +1

      Whenever my friend is playing ultrakill and he does this i always. *always* play a earape nuclear alarm sound lmao

    • @arigatiu
      @arigatiu Місяць тому

      @gatoazul5532 sounds annoying but funny

    • @fikefirecz5553
      @fikefirecz5553 28 днів тому +1

      WE GOT HIM IN 4K

  • @ghastly_gengar
    @ghastly_gengar 2 місяці тому +60

    absolutely insane, super happy for you :3

  • @discordscript62
    @discordscript62 2 місяці тому +44

    the fucking first maurice had me laughing for 5 minutes straight. bravo dude

    • @sevvvich8118
      @sevvvich8118 2 місяці тому +7

      *insanely fast gameplay*
      🗿
      *loading screen*

  • @Cloverestranho
    @Cloverestranho 2 місяці тому +21

    _"May your woes be many, and your days few."_
    We're finishing whole hell in 16 minutes then lmao

  • @puff6923
    @puff6923 2 місяці тому +51

    IS YOUR HEART OKAY?
    ALSO THIS IS THE CRAZIEST RUN I HAVE EVER SEEN. THOSE VIOLENCE CLIPS!!???1!!!:$$?&:&,&/&(&2

    • @dev4ones-space
      @dev4ones-space 2 місяці тому

      114 is big heart rate?

    • @532isthebestnumber
      @532isthebestnumber 2 місяці тому +9

      @@dev4ones-spaceok but its like 180 in some parts

    • @thegamblinggigi
      @thegamblinggigi 2 місяці тому +13

      180 in most levels of violence 😭
      bro locked in

    • @Idkoscar1
      @Idkoscar1 2 місяці тому +1

      @@dev4ones-space 180 is

  • @DuckESTR
    @DuckESTR 2 місяці тому +62

    dude the way bro punched V2 in 4-4 is funny as hell 😭

  • @plant3s
    @plant3s 2 місяці тому +41

    you are so real for this, guy

    • @2kwh
      @2kwh 2 місяці тому +4

      say that again

    • @plant3s
      @plant3s 2 місяці тому +4

      word for word

    • @Thisaccounthasno_username
      @Thisaccounthasno_username 2 місяці тому +2

      This guy was so real when he said ‘you are so real for this, guy’

  • @Danglehangle
    @Danglehangle 2 місяці тому +29

    "Say the line!"
    "Sigh*"
    "You're so real for this, guy."

  • @acedemonic142
    @acedemonic142 2 місяці тому +16

    LOBOTOMY% LIIIIIIIIVES!

  • @kabkabkab
    @kabkabkab 2 місяці тому +11

    ima be honest realguy i never payed attention to you playing didnt know you were this goated

  • @MiEHaLo
    @MiEHaLo 2 місяці тому +27

    11:42 is such a gabriel moment

  • @JezusKriztus
    @JezusKriztus 2 місяці тому +19

    Just came back from school and i see this epic speedrun, you’re the best speedrunner

  • @quincy0_0
    @quincy0_0 20 днів тому +1

    ultrakill speedrunning will always be in my top 3 speed run games

  • @61arr
    @61arr 2 місяці тому +10

    the heartbeat meter

  • @c__pnk
    @c__pnk Місяць тому +7

    this cannot be healthy

  • @BlackMesaSorse
    @BlackMesaSorse 2 місяці тому +27

    that poor maurice

  • @ExactlySandwich
    @ExactlySandwich 2 місяці тому +9

    love the v1 head shaking as a nonverbal "yeesh that was sketchy"

  • @someperson7491
    @someperson7491 2 місяці тому +14

    this just confirms that the "Final war" is WWI
    because he ended with 11:11

  • @Thisaccounthasno_username
    @Thisaccounthasno_username 2 місяці тому +10

    Bro what you are clinically insane

  • @b_ohbo
    @b_ohbo 2 місяці тому +42

    2:04 who completed this level in -24 days

    • @TinyDeskEngineer
      @TinyDeskEngineer Місяць тому +4

      Probably messed around with their system clock to get a negative time.

  • @Genesis-o1h
    @Genesis-o1h 2 місяці тому +7

    I was surprised to see how this was 16 mins long until I saw how bro was moving at the speed of light 💀

  • @driprappy
    @driprappy 2 місяці тому +8

    this is a fucking trip and a half
    what’s updoor indeed

  • @dhrumildave4221
    @dhrumildave4221 2 місяці тому +7

    Prelude (O:TMOH): 1:05
    Limbo: 1:00 (2:05)
    Lust: 1:13 (3:18)
    Gluttony: 0:45 (4:03)
    Greed: 1:51 (5:54)
    Wrath: 1:49 (7:43)
    Heresy: 0:57 (8:40)
    Violence: 2:31 (11:11)
    First time is for layer completion and the one in brackets is for cumulative layer completion

  • @raizors1331
    @raizors1331 2 місяці тому +4

    My guy really just up and do 2 full game WR back to back
    Insane
    GG

  • @синас-ж1ж
    @синас-ж1ж Місяць тому +5

    lore accurate V1:

  • @patrick86638
    @patrick86638 2 місяці тому +10

    Bro didnt touched grass ❎ Grass didnt touch bro ✅

  • @AlexPlaysDeepWoken
    @AlexPlaysDeepWoken Місяць тому +3

    bro was nearing a heart attack

  • @RenderingUser
    @RenderingUser 2 місяці тому +5

    Bro straight up beheaded Benjamin

  • @maxma1203
    @maxma1203 2 місяці тому +4

    bro brought back lobotomy%

  • @THR-1000
    @THR-1000 2 місяці тому +10

    0:11 is anyone going to talk about how they decimated the maurice in the *hitstop* time

    • @ERY_MX
      @ERY_MX 2 місяці тому +1

      Omg it was instantly dead

  • @ardentArmando
    @ardentArmando 2 місяці тому +94

    Very fun fact: a heart rate of over 185 bpm can lead to death. This dude could've legit DIED during multiple parts of this run.

    • @lop0998
      @lop0998 2 місяці тому +16

      For prolonged amounts of time you mean

    • @MrGr4nite
      @MrGr4nite 2 місяці тому +4

      Mines used to spike to 190 while playin elden ring and geometry dash it won't kill you unless it stays up there for a while

    • @NotLuigi
      @NotLuigi 2 місяці тому +5

      That's not at all how that works

    • @Rzotaro
      @Rzotaro Місяць тому +1

      cause of death: too much Swag

    • @RatioMaBoi
      @RatioMaBoi Місяць тому +7

      Bro if he died he would absolutely shred hell

  • @lunatique2726
    @lunatique2726 2 місяці тому +5

    Lore accurate V1

  • @oasisofgalaxies2527
    @oasisofgalaxies2527 2 місяці тому +3

    Dude I spent so fucking long on 4-3 how the HELL did you do that so fast. Wizard shit. All of this is wizard shit. My god. Unparalleled levels of gaming.

  • @Narck-go8kq
    @Narck-go8kq 2 місяці тому +3

    HE DOES IT. ONCE AGAIN!!

  • @JOXDUBZ
    @JOXDUBZ 2 місяці тому +2

    V2 4-4 final punch was straight disrespectful

  • @plant3s
    @plant3s 2 місяці тому +8

    i mean it in a good way, but it's surreal you can lose time on some places and still do a WR, you're a beast
    gonna be waiting for your perfect run

  • @uezyteue7690
    @uezyteue7690 Місяць тому +3

    Man, you guys are pulling hypersonic stunts like this, and I can barely even switch to the right weapon half the time.

  • @Al3x_is_here
    @Al3x_is_here 2 місяці тому +1

    This is a fucking beautiful speed run amazing

  • @skindigo2819
    @skindigo2819 Місяць тому

    i love how even this far into the games speedrunning life, there's still a good amount of weapon variety. brilliant run

  • @Stams2
    @Stams2 2 місяці тому +2

    the speed of the absolute runner!

  • @Dkwifjzskskfi
    @Dkwifjzskskfi Місяць тому +3

    12:26 "IS THAT THE BEST YOUVE G- may your woes be many..."

  • @justatangofan-_-2360
    @justatangofan-_-2360 Місяць тому +2

    CAUGHT TRYNA PARRY WITH THE KNUCKLEBLASTER. 8:08

  • @Wafflehous69
    @Wafflehous69 Місяць тому +1

    Insanity of a Ultrakill player:

  • @Zenith-TheMachine
    @Zenith-TheMachine Місяць тому +1

    15:51 LOBOTOMY% LIVES!!!

  • @koshmish
    @koshmish 17 днів тому +1

    sorry. just sorry.

  • @Omnixisting
    @Omnixisting 2 місяці тому

    HOLY SHIT! Absolute kudos to you, dude! Must've taken a lot of time and effort.

  • @peacemakerkf
    @peacemakerkf 2 місяці тому

    that was honestly crazy, good job!!

  • @elephantfromcallmecarson
    @elephantfromcallmecarson 2 місяці тому +2

    this run make me go gargletron mode drooling emoji

  • @Schleimig
    @Schleimig 18 днів тому +1

    earthmover literally just looks like a tas dicking around during an autoscroller wtf

  • @Lunauwu234
    @Lunauwu234 2 місяці тому +1

    congrats man

  • @majcarpet2132
    @majcarpet2132 Місяць тому +1

    186 bmp ? Man, your heart goes as fast as a Camellia music!

  • @ForestBiomee
    @ForestBiomee 2 місяці тому +7

    caught parrying with the knucklebaster in 4k HD 8:10

  • @YuukoBläzen
    @YuukoBläzen Місяць тому +2

    BRO ALMOST DIED TRYING TO GET WR (LITERALLY)
    180 bpm is almost the max that you can handle

    • @jovankabroz6858
      @jovankabroz6858 29 днів тому +1

      Bro does NOT know how heart rate works 💀💀💀
      It would need to be >180 bpm for long periods of gime to kill you

  • @LilacMusicGames
    @LilacMusicGames 2 місяці тому +1

    I decided to check out ultrakill speedruns out of impulse
    Holy fuck

  • @Loaffii
    @Loaffii Місяць тому +1

    This is insane omfg. I’ve been trying to speedrun Ultrakill and the best any% time I can get is like 45 minutes. But then again I use a crappy school laptop to speedrun so it kinda makes it a bit more difficult. Anyways good luck “realguy” I hope you break more records soon.

  • @К0ОСМОНАВТ
    @К0ОСМОНАВТ 2 місяці тому

    insane run, you sooo good in this game

  • @Kcthetransgirl
    @Kcthetransgirl 2 місяці тому +1

    the 4 coins in my pocket just looked at me and sighed

  • @artykeldeo
    @artykeldeo 2 місяці тому

    you're so real for this, guy

  • @Axxquix
    @Axxquix Місяць тому

    you can tell where it went from "jus another run" to "OH WE'RE SO BACK!!!" within a couple of stages lmao

  • @Red-mg4ro
    @Red-mg4ro 28 днів тому

    The idea of V1 no-clipping through everything and essentially being a constant series of explosions as it flies through hell is hilarious to me.

  • @s-oz7ly
    @s-oz7ly 2 місяці тому

    HOLY CRAP! CONGRATULATIONS ON THE WORLD RECORD!!!

  • @DresdenStewart-em8wk
    @DresdenStewart-em8wk 2 місяці тому +2

    LMAO THE FUCKING REVOLVER AT 11:00 😭

  • @thegamblinggigi
    @thegamblinggigi 2 місяці тому +3

    8:11 caught trying to fistful of dollar with the knuckleblaster

    • @AB-nu7gw
      @AB-nu7gw Місяць тому

      @@thegamblinggigi i knew some mf was gonna say this LMAOOO

  • @Zephyrus_KAM
    @Zephyrus_KAM Місяць тому

    He's both a menace to society and 3 heart beats away from having a cardiac arrest

  • @Spextrum1
    @Spextrum1 2 місяці тому +2

    remember when the world record was 30 minutes, i dont because you beat it so damn fast

  • @Astrosk1er
    @Astrosk1er Місяць тому +1

    Imagine you're dante you're just minding your business going through hell and some crazy metal thing just zips by at mach 3

  • @mrnik3
    @mrnik3 Місяць тому +1

    I can't believe it's not TAS.

  • @wvplasticspoon
    @wvplasticspoon Місяць тому

    He couldn't even get a congratulation, he got a congatoon.

  • @canine8284
    @canine8284 14 днів тому

    Would LOVE to see someone actually reach the main exit of 1-1 under 10 seconds, thereby fulfilling the prophecy

  • @tiagosouza-cu3mi
    @tiagosouza-cu3mi 2 місяці тому

    Bro Keep getting better

  • @Forklift_Enthusiast12
    @Forklift_Enthusiast12 2 місяці тому +1

    Insane to me that the literal instakill soap isn't even optimal anymore

  • @hellina_girlie
    @hellina_girlie Місяць тому

    Holy shit, turns out they have discovered the lobotomy strat

  • @yeepsprobuilder
    @yeepsprobuilder Місяць тому +1

    8:26 the way v2 gets thrown off the pyramid

  • @gavitronv7246
    @gavitronv7246 2 місяці тому +11

    Bro was like "this is the run" the entire run!
    And where is the cardiologist 170+ isn't normal for sitting

  • @V1_The_Machine
    @V1_The_Machine Місяць тому

    Huh. So this is what the husks see when they fight me.

  • @tootaroni
    @tootaroni 2 місяці тому

    literally the goat of ultrakill

  • @senyator6046
    @senyator6046 2 місяці тому

    no way, congraujewaltiosn!

  • @thegamblinggigi
    @thegamblinggigi 2 місяці тому +1

    no chance this isn’t hakita in disguise

  • @pumpkinmold5874
    @pumpkinmold5874 День тому

    Bro’s dopamine receptors are shot

  • @Ey_SmoKrac
    @Ey_SmoKrac 2 місяці тому +1

    no way lobotomy% lives

  • @persona9670
    @persona9670 Місяць тому

    crazy to think that the longest part of the speedrun was him spamming slide in 7-3. everything else was just speedblitzing

  • @HaroldtheGuy-u6m
    @HaroldtheGuy-u6m 19 днів тому

    just as god intended.

  • @jackplays2236
    @jackplays2236 2 місяці тому +1

    This video is so fast it killed the queen

  • @pokelordomega1701
    @pokelordomega1701 2 місяці тому

    how the hell does one think this fast? holy shit that's wild (ggs on the super fast WR btw)

  • @10_days_till_xmas
    @10_days_till_xmas 2 місяці тому

    It’s crazy how record is this close to a 10 with violence now

  • @eg_Fishlord
    @eg_Fishlord 2 місяці тому +3

    congregation

  • @kirrowz
    @kirrowz 2 місяці тому

    holy mother of god

  • @benjib20
    @benjib20 2 місяці тому

    absolutely insane run but it still is beatable, 3-2 had a restart

  • @Dark-tg5hr
    @Dark-tg5hr Місяць тому +1

    are you human 💔💔

  • @Caliber30001
    @Caliber30001 Місяць тому

    12:26 ''IS THAT THE BEST YOU'VE GOT!?''
    *gets obliterated*

  • @ThePoodle
    @ThePoodle Місяць тому

    First try TAS grab in 4-2? Crazy!