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  • Опубліковано 15 тра 2024
  • chill stream (probably)
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    past livestreams playlist: • Past Livestreams
    0:00 INTRO / SNEAKING INTO LMANBURG
    22:10 THE AMBUSH
    1:04:05 NETHERITE MINING
    2:06:21 DREAM SHOWS UP
    3:12:07 SNEAKING INTO LMANBURG PART 2
    --------------------------------
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 19 тис.

  • @Technoblade
    @Technoblade  3 роки тому +29228

    TABLE OF CONTENTS
    0:00 INTRO / SNEAKING INTO LMANBURG
    22:10 THE AMBUSH
    1:04:05 NETHERITE MINING
    2:06:21 DREAM SHOWS UP
    3:12:07 SNEAKING INTO LMANBURG PART 2

  • @tunaparlar7235
    @tunaparlar7235 3 роки тому +11426

    He just bullied a homeless person into having a house

  • @yannismpa3701
    @yannismpa3701 3 роки тому +9931

    "You spelled therapy wrong!"
    "Its a hard word to spell"
    "YOURE AN ENGLISH MAJOR!"

  • @lilyakers
    @lilyakers 8 місяців тому +111

    2:48:28- Techno runs out of invisibility. The minecraft song in the background is the one Sadist used for her tribute video the Technoblade, I started tearing up the second I heard it play. It's nice to hear him laugh :) 👑❤

    • @gavinsepicgaming9835
      @gavinsepicgaming9835 Місяць тому +2

      Mice on Venus makes everything hit harder, technoblade never dies o7

    • @vladivascanu108
      @vladivascanu108 6 днів тому

      I think he uses it for his skyblock video which is why it's in the tribute, considering the audio is used.

  • @gampas7973
    @gampas7973 Рік тому +1031

    Watching it 2 year later with techno gone, ended up in tears we miss you legend

  • @Squaredasher
    @Squaredasher 3 роки тому +8694

    I love how Technoblade isn’t allowed in Lmanberg but just chills there anyways because he’s too powerful for anyone to do anything about it

    • @Vision-lz4ru
      @Vision-lz4ru 3 роки тому +437

      Well some try to stop Techno, but despite it usually being a 4v1 they get destroyed

    • @SagemaGrindset1894
      @SagemaGrindset1894 3 роки тому +304

      Lmao i remember his early days in the smp he just waltzs into Manberg and it looked so funny from Wilburs POV

    • @tornadotaylor8956
      @tornadotaylor8956 3 роки тому +113

      They dont care anymore they aren't going to kill him

    • @imghost3032
      @imghost3032 3 роки тому +81

      @Mr.Ironic Vlogs
      That's probably why Dreams building a prison.

    • @theshireff2464
      @theshireff2464 3 роки тому +16

      Y e s really

  • @user-fp9hf5uu8l
    @user-fp9hf5uu8l 3 роки тому +6494

    When dream told techno he knows about tommy the chat started literaly "buying time" for techno.

  • @255omega9
    @255omega9 Рік тому +232

    Rewatching this 2 years later made me really appriciate how much these streams meant to me and helped me at my lowest. Thank you Alex, you will allways be missed

  • @hookleftalone
    @hookleftalone 10 місяців тому +128

    I keep rewatching this chill stream back every single day, I miss him so much

    • @RimuruTempest937
      @RimuruTempest937 9 місяців тому +2

      Sameeeee

    • @pranav522
      @pranav522 9 місяців тому +1

      same

    • @kunilsen2519
      @kunilsen2519 Місяць тому +1

      I find myself returning to his stuff as well. It feels like when we would wait for his next inconsistent upload/stream, but nothing new will ever come.
      I really miss him.

  • @cheesewater74
    @cheesewater74 3 роки тому +8329

    “Betraying family members makes no sense” says the Greek mythology nerd

    • @redbone9553
      @redbone9553 3 роки тому +525

      The whole thing is kinda of funny. In Roman culture, respecting a person's own family is one of the great virtues in Rome. But at the same time, Romans greatly respect Greek story, many of which contain event where the characters fight with their own family.

    • @cheesewater74
      @cheesewater74 3 роки тому +28

      Haha yeah

    • @VeryPeeved
      @VeryPeeved 3 роки тому +245

      yeah, and what happened to most of the people who betrayed their families in Greek mythology? there's a reason most of those are tragedies.

    • @zFREE11
      @zFREE11 3 роки тому +10

      EXACLTY

    • @starblast-2246
      @starblast-2246 3 роки тому +48

      @@VeryPeeved good point

  • @anthonyradford8605
    @anthonyradford8605 3 роки тому +4246

    You can tell Dream is trying to sell the same “Tommy, you fucked up” energy from when he demanded Tommy be exiled, but Technoblade is so outlandish and nonchalant that Dream can’t not smile when he’s doing it.

    • @wowdogememe1541
      @wowdogememe1541 3 роки тому +618

      You can't intimidate a man who doesn't fear

    • @waspexe6359
      @waspexe6359 3 роки тому +40

      **Can't not**
      Smort

    • @darlek_0017
      @darlek_0017 3 роки тому +146

      you can push tommy around. but techno is a whole new dimension. (Im a fan of both dream and techno)

    • @symlees3357
      @symlees3357 3 роки тому +128

      that's because technoblade is the only person dream actually respects / fears
      (referring to in the rp of course)

    • @MySingerlover
      @MySingerlover 3 роки тому +46

      Techno wanted to stay true to this video description, even at the cost of lore.

  • @daddysmonk7747
    @daddysmonk7747 8 місяців тому +13

    I’m watching this on Aug. 28 2023 . Very weird hearing his voice, feels like I’m watching like a kid again. It goes to show that when you record your life, It lives further than our physical self. Rest Easy Techno

  • @shaggy_mutt
    @shaggy_mutt 11 місяців тому +90

    Happy birthday Techno. miss you everyday man, i dont want to admit it but i cry almost every time i hear your voice. Hope the connection and ping is top tier whenever you are, you are love, you are the universe. you made my life so much better, rest in power. You'll have all the bells, flowers, horses, potatoes and gold wherever the hell you are. even though this SMP has ended, without you, i hope its still thriving and living forever with you. 👑

    • @kaylubmenei4200
      @kaylubmenei4200 10 місяців тому +2

      For real man I'm cryin rn bewars dude 😢😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @spacenyx
      @spacenyx 10 місяців тому

    • @kidsshaw7739
      @kidsshaw7739 4 місяці тому

      Same! 😭😭💔💔

  • @YannickMertens-fk9nr
    @YannickMertens-fk9nr 3 роки тому +3750

    Description: "chill stream"
    Timestamps: "SNEAKING INTO LMANBURG, THE AMBUSH, DREAM SHOWS UP"

    • @kewloof8362
      @kewloof8362 3 роки тому +103

      "chill stream (probably)"

    • @maskboy2743
      @maskboy2743 3 роки тому +9

      @@kewloof8362 i was just bout to sa that

    • @maskboy2743
      @maskboy2743 3 роки тому +3

      say*

    • @lazarus3285
      @lazarus3285 3 роки тому +5

      its just another day for technoblade

    • @arifaddeen5041
      @arifaddeen5041 3 роки тому +4

      The blood god ways of chilling

  • @zenokwon1177
    @zenokwon1177 3 роки тому +7159

    Techno has returned to his natural element:cyberbullying.
    Edit:getting top comment on a techno video was something i never expected

    • @thomasrob2490
      @thomasrob2490 3 роки тому +214

      The return of the king

    • @a_nice_humanoid5966
      @a_nice_humanoid5966 3 роки тому +24

      @@thomasrob2490 y e s h

    • @upgradedsg1tea
      @upgradedsg1tea 3 роки тому +52

      It's good to see him back

    • @entity7742
      @entity7742 3 роки тому +96

      He even bullied the owner glad to he's back to his former self

    • @user-pe8nr5tf9q
      @user-pe8nr5tf9q 3 роки тому +6

      @F**СК МЕ - ᑕᕼEᑕK ᗰY ᑭᖇOᖴIᒪE You violating rules

  • @DeadLock8_
    @DeadLock8_ 7 місяців тому +38

    Technoblade is the only person that can make fun of dream for an hour of basically the same thing and keep it entertaining

  • @DasAmerican
    @DasAmerican Рік тому +27

    Oh man, hearing him talk after he’s gone is hard! It feels like he is still around, I miss him so much, and me and my friend just 13 at a sleepover watching him on the big screen! It was great. Now 15 and he’s gone

    • @ghosteffex6465
      @ghosteffex6465 Рік тому +3

      It's 3 am but technoblade never dies that's why he is still around

  • @meralbolattakmaz7072
    @meralbolattakmaz7072 3 роки тому +3682

    Dream: being a villain
    Techno: I like your funny words homeless man

  • @InHagsWeTrust
    @InHagsWeTrust 3 роки тому +4382

    Techno: "Respect him chat"
    Also techno: "His property value went from $5 to $3 to $1"

    • @andrewxavier01
      @andrewxavier01 3 роки тому +6

      Lmao!

    • @tntcake6327
      @tntcake6327 3 роки тому +120

      Ofc? Only techno is allowed to cyberbully the other smp members

    • @imnab8717
      @imnab8717 3 роки тому +5

      i just watched a 30 min Asmr

    • @maro5455
      @maro5455 3 роки тому +38

      @@tntcake6327 Technoblade... the only one capable of bullying Dream.

    • @nayasse
      @nayasse 3 роки тому +7

      @@tntcake6327 and those nerds cant even do shit about it lmaoo

  • @oscaritajohnsonota2420
    @oscaritajohnsonota2420 Рік тому +23

    As soon as I saw the video pop up
    in my recommended, I sighed and almost cried. It’s already been like 8 months since he died and it still catches me off guard. RIP Techno, I still feel bad about this to this day.

  • @spookyjupi
    @spookyjupi Рік тому +28

    I love how techno has 58 ancient debris and only has an almost-broken pickaxe as a weapon.

  • @Nehkye
    @Nehkye 3 роки тому +19094

    Techno made so much fun of Dream being homeless, Dream went and actually built a house.

  • @BisMC
    @BisMC 3 роки тому +1836

    Technoblade: Hates Government
    Dream: Hates Country

    • @ashtondeuchert3434
      @ashtondeuchert3434 3 роки тому +9

      True

    • @Yousifzzz
      @Yousifzzz 3 роки тому +12

      I thinks hateing the govvorment is worse then hating the country

    • @gremlinfifty2308
      @gremlinfifty2308 3 роки тому +29

      @@Yousifzzzwell a metaphorical crater is better than an actual crater

    • @aoxgam3r274
      @aoxgam3r274 3 роки тому +3

      @@Yousifzzz nah its the opposite

    • @ilikemyowncommentsyoushoul6101
      @ilikemyowncommentsyoushoul6101 3 роки тому +17

      @@Yousifzzz No dude. Government is the number one cause of death to countries.

  • @SkySquad
    @SkySquad Рік тому +64

    This is my favorite of the dsmp streams.

  • @3RRO4R
    @3RRO4R 2 місяці тому +8

    This past weekend I Decided to start rewatching some of Technos past streams. When watching this one, something made me extra emotional. 2:48:16 the Minecraft song “Mice On Venus” started playing. This song has always made me tear up for some reason, but this time it’s different. Hearing the music combined with Techno’s voice, joking about almost being spotted by dream, hit different. Maybe it was too similar to Saddist’s memorial animation, I don’t know. Techno, we miss you..! Rest well king!

  • @sam-pn6lw
    @sam-pn6lw 3 роки тому +4965

    Techno: People need to stop visiting me, they keep visiting me
    Tommy: Why is nobody visiting me?

    • @Grace-53
      @Grace-53 3 роки тому +379

      The funniest part is that they live *together*

    • @Sky-uy1fm
      @Sky-uy1fm 3 роки тому +42

      @@Grace-53 lmao yeah

    • @beegum6311
      @beegum6311 3 роки тому +32

      Oof- BIF OOF- That HUrts

    • @bruhwtf2662
      @bruhwtf2662 3 роки тому +24

      @@Grace-53 both sides of the yin and yang

    • @kenny_eats_many
      @kenny_eats_many 3 роки тому +15

      Oposite yeah that's the cool thing enemies turn into friends kinda

  • @pandamn4589
    @pandamn4589 3 роки тому +3319

    "I know that Tommy's been here."
    Techno: *long pause*
    Techno: so uh Ducko Tako thank you for the 100 and-

    • @Snukkuri
      @Snukkuri 3 роки тому +183

      Then the chat proceeds to donate more and join the channel members

    • @Randomguy0-0
      @Randomguy0-0 3 роки тому +36

      Homeless dream pog

    • @apple10234
      @apple10234 3 роки тому +2

      Timestamp please.

    • @ducktape4221
      @ducktape4221 3 роки тому +7

      @@apple10234 2:06:21

    • @apple10234
      @apple10234 3 роки тому +4

      @@ducktape4221 like the exact timestamp

  • @sethelder2451
    @sethelder2451 Місяць тому +6

    to think he was doing this all at that tiny setup, with a computer for a second monitor, this man is a real legend

  • @CaptanF0rever
    @CaptanF0rever 4 місяці тому +4

    As much grief as people give Dream these days, one thing you can count on is his commital to bits. His chemistry with Techno and Tommy on streams has always brought out the best in all of them.

  • @johnkir8975
    @johnkir8975 3 роки тому +13877

    Dream with everybody: " I can kill you"
    Dream with Techno: "I'M NOT HOMELESS"

    • @user-vu2eg6sb5j
      @user-vu2eg6sb5j 3 роки тому +319

      Awwwwwwww

    • @payjoem24
      @payjoem24 3 роки тому +822

      Their interactions are the best I swear XD

    • @stingerjohnny9951
      @stingerjohnny9951 3 роки тому +1186

      @@payjoem24 I love overpowered characters, especially villains, who are complete dorks in their off time, and that’s the vibe I get with dream and techno

    • @heatherreadsreddit8579
      @heatherreadsreddit8579 3 роки тому +189

      @@stingerjohnny9951 Absolutely!

    • @iumz4253
      @iumz4253 3 роки тому +307

      Techno is the only superior to Dream in Dream SMP

  • @onyxpanther7454
    @onyxpanther7454 3 роки тому +16176

    Dream’s Villain Backstory: Was made fun of for being homeless

    • @starrie.s
      @starrie.s 3 роки тому +404

      This is the only comment that's actually pretty funny

    • @rajalaireya1748
      @rajalaireya1748 3 роки тому +65

      Yesssss

    • @rab_2
      @rab_2 3 роки тому +336

      I believe the focus is more on the "getting his house absoutely destroyed by creepers to the point where he turned to the dark side in despair"

    • @mitsunitaiko1742
      @mitsunitaiko1742 3 роки тому +42

      @@rab_2 but he was always on the bad side

    • @meemdmemme
      @meemdmemme 3 роки тому +54

      @@mitsunitaiko1742 he is on the side of chaos as he has said a lot

  • @SpicyMayonnaise
    @SpicyMayonnaise 8 місяців тому +6

    still in awe at how incredibly wealthy he became

  • @togs5280
    @togs5280 6 місяців тому +10

    i havent been able to watch his videos until tonight. crying violently. i miss him so much

  • @shelbyteague7928
    @shelbyteague7928 3 роки тому +3053

    “Toothpick’s getting a little low on durability”
    Yeah, it’s been getting a lot of use mining the canon lives of his enemies

    • @eeelaina5588
      @eeelaina5588 3 роки тому +127

      Ranboo and techno should team up for pickaxe supremacy

    • @ryutae6151
      @ryutae6151 3 роки тому +3

      @@eeelaina5588 noob

    • @UA_7177
      @UA_7177 3 роки тому +53

      @@ryutae6151 wtf lol

    • @NoNo-jy8jm
      @NoNo-jy8jm 3 роки тому +5

      Lmfao

    • @maulaz612
      @maulaz612 3 роки тому +4

      Lmao

  • @samlomp6267
    @samlomp6267 3 роки тому +2033

    On December 20th 2020, After being made fun of for being homeless by Technoblade, Dream, After months of fighting, manipulating, and spying, decides to finally build a house. Thus ending the longest arc in the entire server. Thus ending the dream homeless arc.

    • @harrokehn2612
      @harrokehn2612 3 роки тому +125

      to then giving up and blowing it all up, thus making him homeless again.

    • @pinkpig1695
      @pinkpig1695 3 роки тому +45

      So it begins...again

    • @michaelvaughn9999
      @michaelvaughn9999 3 роки тому +7

      He did use to have a house

    • @captain_noo
      @captain_noo 3 роки тому +12

      @Se Google Nutzer now its season 2

    • @thetester1158
      @thetester1158 3 роки тому +2

      @@captain_noo Yes

  • @aandngaming9768
    @aandngaming9768 24 дні тому +2

    this just came on and i started to smile and cry at the same time, i never realized how much impact someone could have on you when you never met them...R.I.P Technoblade

  • @epicchicken2045
    @epicchicken2045 2 місяці тому +2

    i’ve used this as sleep asmr for almost 2 years now, it’s so good dude the beginning is super entertaining and the middle to end is pretty chill, rip the big man you shall not be forgotten

  • @itstimmyboi7485
    @itstimmyboi7485 3 роки тому +2043

    Technoblade: so unbelievably rich
    Dream: so unbelievably poor

    • @bryantenjhay65
      @bryantenjhay65 3 роки тому +135

      Leave the homeless man alone

    • @hppy_h0n3y23
      @hppy_h0n3y23 3 роки тому +73

      Homeless people have rights 😩🤚

    • @annisawafah
      @annisawafah 3 роки тому +94

      @@hppy_h0n3y23 the homeless have creative mode tho :0

    • @perquan3343
      @perquan3343 3 роки тому +13

      @@annisawafah lmao

    • @nobuffer101
      @nobuffer101 3 роки тому +53

      Imagine having creative mode but still being homeless.

  • @thewintermonke
    @thewintermonke Рік тому +46

    He’ll never die in our hearts.

  • @floppamango
    @floppamango 3 місяці тому +5

    Ponk *shows up with no armor*
    Everyone:- what power would you have to take on technoblade
    Ponk:- I have the power of wisdom and government
    *Dies anyway*

  • @allisonsmall4253
    @allisonsmall4253 3 роки тому +2647

    Ok but canonically? The idea of dream trying to talk to techno and techno just talking to the voices in his head instead is hilarious

    • @vesper6599
      @vesper6599 3 роки тому +92

      I just realised this XD Now I don't know which version is funnier

    • @Cinnaschticks
      @Cinnaschticks 3 роки тому +20

      I forgot about that. XD

    • @lutfihasan7496
      @lutfihasan7496 3 роки тому +8

      What minutes?

    • @vesper6599
      @vesper6599 3 роки тому +24

      @@lutfihasan7496 go to 2:09:58

    • @vnnttt
      @vnnttt 3 роки тому +5

      Please-

  • @calebwright568
    @calebwright568 3 роки тому +1805

    If techno didn't document Dreams house, no one would have ever known

    • @chrismercer5418
      @chrismercer5418 3 роки тому +69

      He is technohistorian!

    • @Menno_3
      @Menno_3 3 роки тому +63

      Pretty sure Dream only built the house because Techno followed him and I'd be funny.

    • @azrael_morningstar
      @azrael_morningstar 3 роки тому +13

      @@Menno_3 the roleplay

    • @Yurhat
      @Yurhat 3 роки тому +3

      True true

    • @monke7238
      @monke7238 3 роки тому +10

      @@azrael_morningstar it is not complete roleplay, they didnt plan it. They just continued with the joke.

  • @xinsomniacaddictx1218
    @xinsomniacaddictx1218 Рік тому +6

    “Dream’s evil bathroom.”

  • @pranav522
    @pranav522 9 місяців тому +4

    cant ever get tired of techno bullying ponk lolol

  • @vinsio1712
    @vinsio1712 3 роки тому +1976

    Dream: I know where Tommy is
    Techno: *So there's this thing called donations*

  • @davidsantiago7808
    @davidsantiago7808 3 роки тому +2876

    the part where he just keeps interrupting dream and gaslighting him was way too fkn funny, Dream was trying so hard to be a villain and techno was mindgaming him at every step.

    • @thelunamage5772
      @thelunamage5772 3 роки тому +72

      The karma is realllll

    • @marstheclown9314
      @marstheclown9314 3 роки тому +11

      Time stamp?

    • @davidsantiago7808
      @davidsantiago7808 3 роки тому +53

      @@marstheclown9314 theres literally a part of the video named "DREAM SHOWS UP"

    • @shesnotcrazy5866
      @shesnotcrazy5866 3 роки тому +5

      Yup

    • @wb7639
      @wb7639 3 роки тому +34

      @@marstheclown9314 I believe it starts around 2:10:00 but I’m not entirely sure, sorry

  • @gort6969
    @gort6969 Рік тому +7

    I remember seeing this whole thing live and afterwards thinking it was a bit of a waste of my time spending 4 hours in my bed doing nothing. Today i cherish that moment.

  • @elizabest5560
    @elizabest5560 3 роки тому +1544

    "it's a hard word to spell!"
    "YOURE AN ENGLISH MAJOR!"

  • @puffygasp3982
    @puffygasp3982 3 роки тому +2905

    Dream SMP animatics: "You wanna be a hero? Then die like one!"
    Dream SMP in stream: *"oH lOoK aT tHiS pOoR mAn."*

  • @katherinechandler7349
    @katherinechandler7349 Рік тому +6

    Dream: “I know that Tommy’s been here”

    Techno: “Thank you DuckoTaco for the 100 uh- ColdBoy thank you for the 50-“
    Fly high king, TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES o7

  • @memmie5335
    @memmie5335 2 місяці тому +25

    People who are re-watching this in 2024 vvv

  • @obamashand4911
    @obamashand4911 3 роки тому +2892

    Technoblade makes Dream seem less powerful by just talking to him. THAT is real power.

  • @draconic_dreamz3818
    @draconic_dreamz3818 3 роки тому +7848

    Alternative Title: Man gets unbelievably rich while making fun of homeless man who attempts to build a house
    Edit: yo wtf anybody could have thought of this why do I have 7k+ likes, I mean I'm not complaining but... thanks? I've never gotten this many likes before
    More important edit: Technoblade never dies o7

  • @AtmoicAsh
    @AtmoicAsh Рік тому +7

    hello techno
    not gonna lie i miss you
    and everyday i wake up and hope to get a notification from your challen with the name "It's was a prank all allong" knowing that that wont happen. i hope that it is a joke even if its not. i just wish we could go back to the old times when we just could enjoy the time and not worry about things

    • @anti-spiral159
      @anti-spiral159 Місяць тому

      This is the only YT I would forgive for faking death, I swear, nobody will be mad Techno. Please tell us it was a social experiment all along.

  • @blackshadowsword9996
    @blackshadowsword9996 Місяць тому +3

    I miss Technoblade. Rest In Peace Legend

  • @SnotheTrex
    @SnotheTrex 3 роки тому +1381

    2:10:30 Techno basically just said “sorry dream I can’t hear you over my astounding wealth”

    • @butterflon
      @butterflon 3 роки тому +16

      Thank you for this timestamp I've been looking for that part for forever

    • @yandanju3653
      @yandanju3653 3 роки тому +1

      XDDDDDDDDD

    • @2o680
      @2o680 3 роки тому +2

      Dream just so cute why he is mad of techno he just slightly jump

    • @fern7550
      @fern7550 3 роки тому

      The ultimate flex

  • @petermarsella6537
    @petermarsella6537 3 роки тому +2611

    Techno: "I don't have parents"
    You were supposed to destroy the orphans, not join them!

    • @aestheticshh5136
      @aestheticshh5136 3 роки тому +155

      His parents were killed by orphans

    • @icantdrawd1616
      @icantdrawd1616 3 роки тому +180

      @@aestheticshh5136
      The orphans be like: ONE OF US! ONE OF US!

    • @nikzubyk6396
      @nikzubyk6396 3 роки тому +34

      No that’s why he hates orphans because nobody should be an orphan even they don’t like orphans would you want to be one no

    • @enzie8786
      @enzie8786 3 роки тому +43

      He became the very thing he swore to destroy

    • @buggy4212
      @buggy4212 3 роки тому

      xD

  • @jhay-aris_borres119
    @jhay-aris_borres119 Рік тому +5

    Some Timestamps:
    22:12 3v1
    29:37 pushed ant and pink into the hole
    31:37 hi " I'm back what's your name "
    33:50 anvil drop
    58:55 inf money
    1:01:25 bell
    1:05:22 WAT?
    1:06:53 lava lake rush
    2:00:33 dog army and bunker
    2:06:48 bell
    2:08:10 meeting with dream
    2:10:09 techno and chat trolling/roasting/cyberbulling dream (funny one)
    3:25:30 animal abuse
    2:48:27 techno swear
    3:42:56 ranboo and technoblade talking about propaganda
    Rest in peace king. We will miss you. Rest easy Technoblade. Have a big rest.❤️❤️👑👑🐷🐷
    Technoblade never dies 'cause LEGENDS NEVER DIES!

  • @BananaMeows
    @BananaMeows 4 місяці тому +3

    Realizing i will never hear him say one of us with the bell ringing is one of the things I never would’ve thought would hurt me

  • @buronkrilitas7737
    @buronkrilitas7737 3 роки тому +2624

    Dream to everyone else : scary, admin, pvp god, speedrunner.
    Dream to technoblade : bully target

    • @teentraveler1790
      @teentraveler1790 3 роки тому +148

      Its because they're on equal level isn't?

    • @tpomr1837
      @tpomr1837 3 роки тому +98

      @@teentraveler1790 dream cant transform, techno is automatically superior in his plane form MK 2

    • @Sparkythenon
      @Sparkythenon 3 роки тому +8

      @@Thyja oh hey you were 2 seconds ago

    • @kreonidas7475
      @kreonidas7475 3 роки тому +7

      @@Sparkythenon oh hey you were a minute ago

    • @skyethetsubaki
      @skyethetsubaki 3 роки тому +3

      @@kreonidas7475 oh hey! You were 8 minutes ago!

  • @Ruby-bk8xp
    @Ruby-bk8xp 3 роки тому +3251

    Techno: "TNT is just mean"
    5 mins later: *bringing creepers inside of dream's house*

    • @angelpineda1002
      @angelpineda1002 3 роки тому +47

      Didn’t say creepers were

    • @toaster_
      @toaster_ 3 роки тому +60

      “Modern problems require modern solutions.”

    • @lupetorres4957
      @lupetorres4957 3 роки тому +7

      666 likes BLOOOD GOD

    • @relodead2622
      @relodead2622 3 роки тому +1

      @@lupetorres4957 huh

    • @Nic-gq5mz
      @Nic-gq5mz 3 роки тому +4

      Where what time stamp?

  • @wild4934
    @wild4934 10 місяців тому +7

    Technoblade would be so proud to see that dream finally got a house. And then he'd make fun of dream.

  • @Bloxy_Roblox92
    @Bloxy_Roblox92 7 місяців тому +3

    TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES BABY

  • @joeljohn839
    @joeljohn839 3 роки тому +1398

    Why is techno cyberbullying dream more entertaining than the revolution in lmanburg

    • @jootkujo9075
      @jootkujo9075 3 роки тому +58

      L'Manburg More like L'MaoBurg

    • @lovely-gt3ox
      @lovely-gt3ox 3 роки тому +52

      @@jootkujo9075 listen, i don't know who you are but im so disappointed in you i could probably pull off as your mother.

    • @jootkujo9075
      @jootkujo9075 3 роки тому +34

      @@lovely-gt3ox Never have i ever neen so depressed on something i 100% Agree on

    • @arianazeid4524
      @arianazeid4524 3 роки тому +4

      ✨✨periodt✨✨

    • @dextertoast764
      @dextertoast764 3 роки тому +7

      @@arianazeid4524 ratio

  • @rogerzc6775
    @rogerzc6775 3 роки тому +1366

    Everyone asked, “Where’s Dream.”
    But no one asked *”How’s Dream.”* :(
    Please help fund Homeless Dream

    • @gremlinfifty2308
      @gremlinfifty2308 3 роки тому +46

      Man has creative mode

    • @marcovalencia146
      @marcovalencia146 3 роки тому +14

      @@gremlinfifty2308 he wont use it tho

    • @Blizzious
      @Blizzious 3 роки тому +64

      @@marcovalencia146 *drista intensifies*

    • @GoatxDemon
      @GoatxDemon 3 роки тому +18

      He let's his lil sister use creative mode so she can build stuff

    • @tokumo2190
      @tokumo2190 3 роки тому +11

      @@gremlinfifty2308 i think they use creative for plot and story purposes

  • @Skylars_Dead
    @Skylars_Dead Рік тому +19

    Rewatching this now had me in tears, it’s nostalgic tbh. Technoblade never dies

    • @CR3ATIVEMINDSET
      @CR3ATIVEMINDSET Рік тому +1

      Yea, I was in tears when I found out he had died

    • @adj36
      @adj36 Рік тому

      I've seen this one like 6 times 😢

  • @seelvan3843
    @seelvan3843 Рік тому +3

    Man, seeing this still pop up my recommended warms my heart

  • @bunniesandbutteflies2013
    @bunniesandbutteflies2013 3 роки тому +8252

    Dream: intimidating, manipulative, feared
    Also Dream: 'omeless

  • @JustNuggie
    @JustNuggie 3 роки тому +3201

    "OH NO HIS HOUSE VALUE WENT FROM FIVE DOLLARS TO THREE"

  • @akfoo2487
    @akfoo2487 9 місяців тому +4

    RIP technoblade.. i dont really play minecraft but ur friends miss you . Wherever u are in the next life...your fans will remember you

  • @OogieBoogiesLair
    @OogieBoogiesLair 3 місяці тому +4

    I haven't watched a stream since "so long nerds". Hearing him sing StArTiN' tHe StReAm has me sobbing.

  • @lemon_notes2645
    @lemon_notes2645 3 роки тому +1914

    For those of you who want Techno to find his weapons, please DO NOT spam coordinates of any sort. Finding Techno’s weapons is a stream that will be eventually done in the future, but spamming will not get the storyline anywhere. It becomes a problem for our lovely mods and makes other viewers feel uncomfortable. The only thing you need to do is make sure you are subscribed to Technoblade.
    Edit: #1 on Trending for Gaming again! Keep up the good work Techno!

    • @potatoechip2043
      @potatoechip2043 3 роки тому +101

      I agree
      I agree
      I agree
      Listen to that guy above me

    • @rab_2
      @rab_2 3 роки тому +126

      Don't forget to hit the channel member button, unless you're broke af just like some of us

    • @Zachsery
      @Zachsery 3 роки тому +54

      comment is pointless. Theres 9yr olds that have no respect

    • @zapperpat1274
      @zapperpat1274 3 роки тому +10

      I don't know what kind of stories you've saw, But finding those won't end the storyline or even make a dent of a problem to the storyline

    • @c.y.922
      @c.y.922 3 роки тому +66

      The stupid thing is that TECHNO WROTE THE DAMN STORY. He knows what’s going to happen. It’s like shouting for someone to do something while watching a movie.

  • @dragonlordplays7152
    @dragonlordplays7152 3 роки тому +5321

    He should throw a invis potion on his dog army and then punch quackity

    • @azureaqua_1177
      @azureaqua_1177 3 роки тому +86

      lmaoo

    • @psychott6
      @psychott6 3 роки тому +358

      Now that, that is smart.
      Edit: Here from the future, we did it. POGCHAMP

    • @yeetboi4882
      @yeetboi4882 3 роки тому +215

      And a strength potion

    • @dragonlordplays7152
      @dragonlordplays7152 3 роки тому +117

      @@psychott6 I said it on the last stream when he let them loose but he can’t read through the spam

    • @xo-kora
      @xo-kora 3 роки тому +18

      GENIUS

  • @apmoln1815
    @apmoln1815 2 місяці тому +4

    Its so calming to watch thank you alex

  • @darealduba
    @darealduba 4 місяці тому +4

    This stream was exactly 3 years ago, how quickly time flies..

  • @orlando780
    @orlando780 3 роки тому +3244

    Dream: *Tries to sound like an intimidating villain*
    Technoblade: K homeless man

    • @r.t.8737
      @r.t.8737 3 роки тому +193

      Dream IS an intimidating villain. It does work... on literally everyone except Techno. Even Tommy has grown afraid of Dream now. Technoblade is the only one who can still laugh in Dream's face with actual confidence and surety of his position.
      (/RP, since apparently we have to make it clear nowadays that we are talking about the roleplay characters, not the real people)

    • @Some.username.idk.0
      @Some.username.idk.0 3 роки тому +14

      @@r.t.8737 people are just very into the story and the character, so they don't notice it's characters

    • @shayxn
      @shayxn 3 роки тому +28

      @@Some.username.idk.0 technos just being himself tbh

    • @Duskforge
      @Duskforge 3 роки тому +40

      @@r.t.8737 even when its not roleplaying techno is like this.. and i love it

    • @user-gi2uh2vc6k
      @user-gi2uh2vc6k 3 роки тому +5

      @@r.t.8737 and even if it's all roleplay, even from technos's side, I'm still sure he despises dream, and doesn't wanna be his friend. Which makes every situation between them awkward

  • @orlando780
    @orlando780 3 роки тому +5115

    I love how dream tries to be intimidating and ominous, then techno just completely denies him.
    "Do you remember who killed theseus?"
    "Nope, and Im pretty sure you dont either"
    "..."

    • @lazydog8331
      @lazydog8331 3 роки тому +521

      Its payback for all of the times they ruined techno's speechs

    • @KittyandLychee
      @KittyandLychee 3 роки тому +281

      You can’t intimidate Technoblade because Technoblade never dies.

    • @sushitime5052
      @sushitime5052 3 роки тому +31

      Timestamp?

    • @KittyandLychee
      @KittyandLychee 3 роки тому +53

      @@sushitime5052 2:15:10

    • @arianazeid4524
      @arianazeid4524 3 роки тому +22

      i heard that in techno's voice

  • @ninjaortiz845
    @ninjaortiz845 7 днів тому +2

    This is single handedly both the funniest thing and the most depressing thing ever.

  • @Sarinaoller
    @Sarinaoller 8 місяців тому +1

    Dream rlly had a Wilbur moment there

  • @sprout_gen
    @sprout_gen 3 роки тому +1546

    * Ponk dies * 17:15
    antfrost: "canon death"
    ponk: "shut up cat boy"
    ant: "that's not what you were saying earlier when you wanted to go on date" 17:48

  • @CatoTato
    @CatoTato 3 роки тому +2491

    techno: laughs at everyone else’s dirt house
    techno:don’t laugh chat

    • @maxdj8170
      @maxdj8170 3 роки тому +2

      First comment I guess?

    • @zulaikhayauqoob2982
      @zulaikhayauqoob2982 3 роки тому +1

      Ya

    • @Liam-cy7qu
      @Liam-cy7qu 3 роки тому

      -[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[-

    • @goopers1638
      @goopers1638 3 роки тому +3

      He gets a pass

    • @CatoTato
      @CatoTato 3 роки тому +3

      omg thanks for all the support guys!!

  • @I_can.neversleep
    @I_can.neversleep Рік тому +1

    This makes me so happy to see the most iconic youtuber still kinda be with us, y'know?

  • @rafiquemuhammad8242
    @rafiquemuhammad8242 8 місяців тому +3

    RIP PRESS F FOR RESPECT

  • @BardMusic
    @BardMusic 3 роки тому +1080

    "he's homeless"
    "I HAVE A HOUSE"
    ....
    "HE'S HOMELESS"

    • @Gabrielfromuktrakill
      @Gabrielfromuktrakill 3 роки тому +3

      @F**СК МЕ - ᑕᕼEᑕK ᗰY ᑭᖇOᖴIᒪE nerd

    • @just_ise4418
      @just_ise4418 3 роки тому +2

      @F**СК МЕ - ᑕᕼEᑕK ᗰY ᑭᖇOᖴIᒪE ew

    • @dr.wondertainment5621
      @dr.wondertainment5621 3 роки тому

      @ok ok what'd he say?

    • @azureaqua_1177
      @azureaqua_1177 3 роки тому

      @@dr.wondertainment5621 i think it’s one of those thot bots judging by the username

  • @sethdrake7551
    @sethdrake7551 3 роки тому +2083

    Summary: Wealthiest man in the world shames other man in green pajamas then insults the house he builds before turning it into a superfund site

    • @KillSwitch0447
      @KillSwitch0447 3 роки тому +38

      I got one better
      "Rich man cyberbully God for not having a house"

    • @sethdrake7551
      @sethdrake7551 3 роки тому +1

      @@KillSwitch0447 that is a better one

  • @4c-20-kayaaron6
    @4c-20-kayaaron6 Рік тому +6

    Sometimes i forget he's gone.

  • @Lilithwashere.
    @Lilithwashere. 8 місяців тому +3

    Technoblade NEVER F***ING DIES

  • @davidloza9316
    @davidloza9316 3 роки тому +5837

    "You wouldn't know my house it goes to another school." Honestly thats now one of my favorite technoblade quotes where he's mocking dream

  • @Engm4tic
    @Engm4tic 3 роки тому +2435

    Alternate title: pig bully’s a green man for being homeless

    • @cxpcakie
      @cxpcakie 3 роки тому +22

      And bullies him into having a house

    • @Grubdon
      @Grubdon 3 роки тому +50

      “pig bullies homeless telletubbie”

    • @Rocksnoblade
      @Rocksnoblade 3 роки тому +3

      @Rudwarf 👌

    • @StellarGal
      @StellarGal 3 роки тому +4

      1k likes weeee, techno is so powerful he can bully the green man

    • @apersoninthecomments9880
      @apersoninthecomments9880 3 роки тому +2

      1.1k like pog

  • @NkrShadow
    @NkrShadow Рік тому +6

    RIP King Techno, you'll always live on in our hearts

  • @voidsnake5548
    @voidsnake5548 Рік тому +9

    You are deeply missed techno your an inspirational person and as you always say”technoblade never dies”….😭😭😭

  • @arthritos
    @arthritos 3 роки тому +2928

    Alternate Title: Pig Bullies Green Teletubby For Being Homeless

  • @pooslide1333
    @pooslide1333 3 роки тому +888

    "Chad who has 14 mil subs attempts to intimidate Techno to giving up Tommy, gets cyberbullied and revealed homeless instead"

  • @derekej13
    @derekej13 Рік тому +2

    its 1:28 AM right now and im sipping on a juice re watching old techno videos, its just as good as when i watched it.

  • @rab_2
    @rab_2 3 роки тому +6374

    Can't believe we got a free documentary of a wild Dream in his natural habitat

  • @theedana7745
    @theedana7745 3 роки тому +701

    it’s kinda annoying when chat says “it’s scripted” as an insult bro literally every single war/big plot point they’ve had on the smp has been scripted. most of its improv

    • @cherkaouia5541
      @cherkaouia5541 3 роки тому +112

      They just script the outlines of the plot. Everything else is improv which is great

    • @danang5
      @danang5 3 роки тому +82

      it shouldnt be called scripted tbh,it should be called storyboarded

    • @scrablse2613
      @scrablse2613 3 роки тому +10

      Some people have to say it though since there are some people in the chat who think its real.

    • @scrablse2613
      @scrablse2613 3 роки тому +6

      @@cherkaouia5541 Yeah!

    • @tanushbhansali
      @tanushbhansali 3 роки тому +15

      @@scrablse2613 but why imo if you don't know it's scripted then it's in your best interest that you don't know that it's scripted because if you are aware that this is scripted then you won't enjoy it the same way you would enjoy it without that knowledge...... Speaking from experience

  • @ermtosis
    @ermtosis 9 місяців тому +2

    ive just rewatched this this is the best stream ever

  • @Arson_Advocate_No.1
    @Arson_Advocate_No.1 11 місяців тому +3

    R.i.p the legend, still watching his old video

  • @magmamite4472
    @magmamite4472 3 роки тому +1103

    “I’m live”
    “I understand that, will you be live in an hour?”
    “I mean probably”
    “Ok, Whatever. No Biggie”
    - The great conversation between Techno and his Dad

    • @havaltherock
      @havaltherock 3 роки тому +211

      I've been watching too much lore posts and shit cuz after reading this comment I was like "When did phil say that"

    • @kadentam2946
      @kadentam2946 3 роки тому +83

      His dads voice is so deep

    • @zayanrafiq4122
      @zayanrafiq4122 3 роки тому +14

      Time stamp?

    • @dylanlcp3610
      @dylanlcp3610 3 роки тому +41

      @@zayanrafiq4122 43:04

    • @Dunkakino
      @Dunkakino 3 роки тому +12

      @@kadentam2946 His dad is like Liam Neeson's voice

  • @Faxgocrazy
    @Faxgocrazy 3 роки тому +4145

    No one, not even dream, can escape getting cyberbullied by Techno

    • @MissPoplarLeaf
      @MissPoplarLeaf 3 роки тому +106

      $100K duel flashbacks

    • @KSPUnitedYT
      @KSPUnitedYT 3 роки тому +9

      @Insomnia Blaze he got caught cheating?

    • @PenguuS
      @PenguuS 3 роки тому +15

      @@KSPUnitedYT it’s a joke

    • @stephalloplayz
      @stephalloplayz 3 роки тому +40

      @Insomnia Blaze Well technically his channel also went from 1 mil to HOLY SH*T HE"S PROBABLY A MILLIONARE in the same year so it kind of evens out

    • @nothinglol3756
      @nothinglol3756 3 роки тому +25

      @@KSPUnitedYT Have you been living under a rock for the last week?