Seinfeld The Serenity Now The Sales Contest

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  • @vincentbillings6907
    @vincentbillings6907 5 років тому +115

    "Wanna buy a computer? No? Why not!" Gets me everytime.

    • @adamcupp9869
      @adamcupp9869 3 роки тому +9

      Haha. Yep...that was basically what my sales pitch had turned into by the time my first and only day as a telemarketer was winding down and had come to the realization that no one was going to buy the stupid product I was trying to sell 😄😄

  • @bittybaff3541
    @bittybaff3541 4 роки тому +118

    May favorite part is how Frank considers George a secret weapon, for absolutely no reason

  • @JasonsDigitalStuff
    @JasonsDigitalStuff 6 років тому +265

    He's crazy. His phone wasn't even hooked up. He just liked ringing that bell!

  • @tiagocampos9824
    @tiagocampos9824 5 років тому +171

    Morning mom!
    YOU'RE LATE !!!
    I tell you Estelle screaming from outside the scene is the funniest thing ever

    • @erickgranados5867
      @erickgranados5867 3 роки тому +6

      I know right 😅 lol...when they both aurgue frank and estelle is the funniest thing.

    • @sindx
      @sindx 3 роки тому +5

      She never screamed at Lloyd when he came in late 😂

    • @Simonsuryakant
      @Simonsuryakant 3 роки тому +3

      Estelle and Frank arguing was the funniest thing on the show.. hahah

    • @juanmanuelfernandezpalacio3657
      @juanmanuelfernandezpalacio3657 3 роки тому

      And BBT just copied that with howards mom

  • @wjb111
    @wjb111 5 років тому +50

    Lloyd Braun. His phone wasn’t even hooked up. CLASSIC!

  • @vladimirhorowitz
    @vladimirhorowitz 10 років тому +459

    Wow too bad the audio went out for the last few minutes of the clip. Thank goodness for those Romanian subtitles, though!

    • @seededsoul
      @seededsoul 7 років тому

      Chairman - The Luximina Group lol effin A

    • @elliehobday2278
      @elliehobday2278 7 років тому

      Chairman - The Luximina Group i

    • @elliehobday2278
      @elliehobday2278 7 років тому +2

      Jerry and krama are my favourite characters

    • @antonelabakavic4045
      @antonelabakavic4045 6 років тому +1

      @@elliehobday2278 you mean Kramer

    • @ca6813
      @ca6813 4 роки тому +2

      No, krama. Jarry's neighbour

  • @steveturowski7659
    @steveturowski7659 8 років тому +58

    His phone wasn't even hooked up,he just liked ringing that bell,LMFAO!!This shows the best.Its still on tv.on TBS.

    • @vibes3360
      @vibes3360 6 років тому +5

      It’s on allot of different Networks even on CraveTV

  • @albundy6008
    @albundy6008 9 років тому +165

    "Serenity now, insanity later"

  • @travelingwithtyler4965
    @travelingwithtyler4965 2 роки тому +14

    “Hey Braun I got good news and bad new and they’re both the same, your fired.”😂Best way a manager can let go of someone.

  • @crzzymnn911
    @crzzymnn911 2 роки тому +9

    Im here because I just bought a Waterpik and needed to hear Estelle yell out, "Youre not giving away our Waterpik!"

  • @edgwardmontespinos5323
    @edgwardmontespinos5323 2 роки тому +21

    I laughed when George said “Hello Mr. Vandelay.” 😂😂

  • @mfdl8034
    @mfdl8034 4 роки тому +36

    "Two months ago, I saw a provocative movie on cable tv. It was called "The Net" with that girl from da buss" Best line in this scene.. :)

    • @Comictalent
      @Comictalent 2 роки тому +1

      Funniest line in the whole scene, agreed. Sadly people seeing this for the first time now may have no idea what he's talking about.

    • @tfgreenplanespotter9231
      @tfgreenplanespotter9231 Рік тому

      1:30 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jp_0118
    @jp_0118 9 років тому +123

    "HELLO? MR. FINERMAN?! YOU WANNA BUY A COMPUTER?!...NO?!...WHY NOT?! ALRIGHT; I SEE GOOD ANSWER....Thank you...."

    • @0000lexx
      @0000lexx 9 років тому +2

      +JPWRX_9786 aaaahahahaahahahah :)

    • @Brolly5
      @Brolly5 7 років тому +7

      Solo_Drift_Pixy that would be my only sales pitch. "No?! Why not?!"

    • @CraigMcfly1985
      @CraigMcfly1985 5 років тому +6

      🔔 rings, SERENITY NOW!!!!!

  • @minihotelpmschannelmanager8672
    @minihotelpmschannelmanager8672 3 роки тому +8

    "I didn't read his resume".. LMAO 😂 😂 😂 😂

  • @shn725
    @shn725 11 років тому +53

    Volume now, nothing later

  • @jordanwhite8099
    @jordanwhite8099 4 роки тому +6

    1:31 YOURE NOT GIVING AWAY OUR WATERPIK!
    HILARIOUS

  • @JasonAnthonyDJ
    @JasonAnthonyDJ 9 років тому +79

    "He just liked ringing that bell."

  • @HigHrvatski
    @HigHrvatski 5 років тому +30

    "Morning Ma".
    "YOU'RE LATE" !!!

  • @LilDead_107Hoover
    @LilDead_107Hoover 5 років тому +15

    "I got good news and bad news and they're both the same you're fired"

  • @poindexterflex3528
    @poindexterflex3528 3 роки тому +23

    1:44 greatest smile in the history of humanity.

  • @maikeliRAIWALUI
    @maikeliRAIWALUI 4 роки тому +16

    Estelle: YOU'RE NOT GONNA GIVE AWAY THAT WATERPIK
    Frank: You wanna bet Serenity now Serenity nos

  • @Ozolz
    @Ozolz 11 років тому +50

    It was called the Net with that girl from the bus. LMAO

  • @timviper8649
    @timviper8649 10 років тому +60

    2:58 "YOU'RE NOT GONNA GIVE AWAY THAT WATERPIK!"

    • @johnsydney3378
      @johnsydney3378 7 років тому +1

      Tim Viper that’s my favourite line from this episode

    • @michaeldipietro89
      @michaeldipietro89 6 років тому +1

      Cracks me up every time

    • @rscaito1
      @rscaito1 6 років тому

      I think of this line every time I use my Waterpik hahaha

    • @jonfranks6902
      @jonfranks6902 5 років тому +1

      Tim Viper lol that voice 😩🔫

    • @ryangallaway2637
      @ryangallaway2637 5 років тому +1

      *Googles wtf a waterpik is*

  • @OmegaVideoGameGod
    @OmegaVideoGameGod 6 років тому +22

    "If you like to make a call please hang up and try again." Lol

  • @shadowknight1121
    @shadowknight1121 12 років тому +25

    He was crazy his phone wasn't even plugged in he just like ringing that bell.

  • @thewhitemustang
    @thewhitemustang 6 років тому +12

    lloyd braun is so crazy, there's no coffee in either of those cups.

  • @maniacrailfan8060
    @maniacrailfan8060 2 роки тому +4

    “YOU’RE LATE!” RIP Estelle Harris!!!

  • @KOSMICKEN09
    @KOSMICKEN09 3 роки тому +33

    Even after Seinfeld ended 23 years ago it's still fun to quote the show. It's like SeinSpeak 🎧 😂

  • @aaronbrungardt6603
    @aaronbrungardt6603 6 років тому +26

    I completely forgot all about Gateway computers.

  • @artvandelay4485
    @artvandelay4485 8 років тому +14

    hahaha "the net with that girl from the buss" Seinfeld is so awesome

  • @ConstantChinner
    @ConstantChinner 10 років тому +143

    It was called The Net with that girl from the bus.

    • @okrajoe
      @okrajoe 9 років тому +3

      Constant Chinner Which bus?

    • @ConstantChinner
      @ConstantChinner 9 років тому +33

      okrajoe
      The SPEED bus. SERENITY NOW!

    • @fromthehaven94
      @fromthehaven94 6 років тому +1

      I love my car, I *miss* my car!

    • @CraigMcfly1985
      @CraigMcfly1985 5 років тому +1

      @@okrajoe underrated comment.

    • @sblagg527
      @sblagg527 4 роки тому +1

      @@okrajoe You think I'm going to tell you that?

  • @redrum9484
    @redrum9484 3 роки тому +3

    "You're not giving away our water pick!"

  • @BubbaSimmz
    @BubbaSimmz 2 роки тому +13

    “The loser gets fired. The winner gets a waterpik.” LMAO

  • @zapkvr
    @zapkvr 2 роки тому +2

    I just saw Lloyd on an ad during People's court. Hilarious

  • @charleswinokoor6023
    @charleswinokoor6023 6 років тому +8

    “I didn’t read his resume.”

  • @Redlod79
    @Redlod79 6 років тому +5

    Ah, the Gateway 2k cow boxes! I still have two of Those for moving. The factory was in Wisconsin!

  • @TheBrownSys
    @TheBrownSys 9 років тому +29

    It was called the, 'Net' with that girl from, 'The Bus'. Haha!

  • @adamwilliams9302
    @adamwilliams9302 5 років тому +9

    3:03 Lloyd Braun: You know you should tell your dad that Serenity Now thing doesn’t work it just bottles up the anger and eventually you blow!!!!
    George Costanza: What do you know? You were in a Nut House!!!!
    Lloyd Braun: Who do you think put me there?
    George Costanza: I heard they find a family in your Freezer!!!!!
    Lloyd Braun: Serenity Now!!!! Insanity Later!!!!!
    😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @crayjackson757
      @crayjackson757 5 років тому

      *insanity later

    • @12classics39
      @12classics39 Рік тому

      "I heard they found a family in your freezer" is an extremely underrated line.

  • @steeler1983
    @steeler1983 3 роки тому +4

    George didn’t even touch the numbers to dial 🤪😂

  • @yaronkl
    @yaronkl 5 років тому +9

    Lloyd looks like Norman Bates from "Psycho"

  • @calenyulmaion
    @calenyulmaion 7 років тому +25

    when Frank says 'my son' it sounds like Mufasa from Lion King !!

    • @MunworthCrowell
      @MunworthCrowell 4 роки тому +1

      i was gonna say that it sounded like King Joffrey Joffer from Coming To America... clearly it sounds like James Earl Jones lol

  • @buzzkill9991
    @buzzkill9991 2 роки тому +2

    2:10 SERENITY NOW!!!!!!

  • @OSDCrusher
    @OSDCrusher 5 років тому +7

    If you look closely, you can see Lloyd Braun's phone was actually hooked up

    • @lordcrayzar
      @lordcrayzar Рік тому +1

      Maybe not hooked up to the wall

  • @sauron9990
    @sauron9990 15 років тому +22

    -Morning Ma
    -YOUR LATE!
    HYSTERICAL!

    • @OSDCrusher
      @OSDCrusher 5 років тому +2

      That's *you're late

  • @brgreg8725
    @brgreg8725 3 роки тому +3

    Literally impossible not to laugh when the Costanza in the episode

  • @kenw.1112
    @kenw.1112 3 роки тому +1

    Fix the audio! Last part of this clip has no sound.

    • @dspsblyuth
      @dspsblyuth 2 роки тому +3

      You are just experiencing serenity
      Now

  • @insertclevername4123
    @insertclevername4123 2 роки тому +6

    I love the bloopers for this episode:
    Frank: I have a secret weapon--my son.
    Jason (breaking): Oh, Jesus Christ.

  • @exiledhobbit1441
    @exiledhobbit1441 6 років тому +7

    "If you'd like to make a call."

  • @robynvann735
    @robynvann735 3 роки тому +2

    Drop me dead....”You’re not giving away our water pick” !!
    2021

  • @tfgreenplanespotter9231
    @tfgreenplanespotter9231 Рік тому +1

    1:30 😂😂😂😂😂😂 go estelle

  • @nicksacco5041
    @nicksacco5041 7 років тому +10

    Are we going to ignore how perfect that semi-circle was?

  • @addisongraf8991
    @addisongraf8991 2 роки тому

    Lloyd Braun what a guy even from being beaten down in the computer industry he finally makes a breakthrough selling insurance

  • @domydishes
    @domydishes 6 років тому +5

    i didnt think george could disappoint me more but damn there he goes

  • @YankeePat94
    @YankeePat94 Рік тому

    YOU’RE NOT GIVING AWAY OUR WATERPIK!!!

  • @therenewedpoet4292
    @therenewedpoet4292 3 роки тому +1

    Working in an 80 degree garage, selling computers.

  • @hunterkeps9058
    @hunterkeps9058 5 років тому +1

    Gotta love the best clips having their audio cut out ._.

  • @213byron
    @213byron 5 років тому +3

    Serenity now, INSANITY LATER

  • @tilesetter1953
    @tilesetter1953 3 роки тому +5

    One of the best Kramer lines and there's no sound????? Are you fing kidding me?
    You listen to me, George , I owe you one! 😂

  • @myownruin187
    @myownruin187 9 років тому +27

    Not everyday you see subtitles in Romanian..

    • @E_y_a_l
      @E_y_a_l 7 років тому +2

      Unless you live in Romania...

    • @louistournas120
      @louistournas120 7 років тому +1

      calculatoare? WTF is that?

    • @E_y_a_l
      @E_y_a_l 7 років тому +4

      I'm not Romanian but I guess calculatoare > calculator = computer

    • @antonelabakavic4045
      @antonelabakavic4045 6 років тому

      @@E_y_a_l exactly

  • @mikejones5364
    @mikejones5364 Рік тому

    Great episode. Lloyd Braum was greatness

  • @fever_spike
    @fever_spike 10 років тому +9

    Anybody else reminded of Howard's mother on 'The Big Bang Theory' when George's mother yells at him off camera? Ironically, Carol Ann Susi, the actress who does the voice of Mrs. Wolowitz on 'Big Bang' actually was on a couple of episodes of 'Seinfeld'- she played Carrie in both parts of the episode titled 'The Boyfriend'.

    • @PHATB0Y20
      @PHATB0Y20 10 років тому +7

      Is that ironic?

    • @CrackerJack06
      @CrackerJack06 10 років тому +10

      I don't think you know what irony means

    • @albundy6008
      @albundy6008 7 років тому +3

      Dena Dixon she also played Michael J. Fox's secretary Jean in the movie "The Secret of My Success".

  • @mjdrc2626
    @mjdrc2626 5 років тому +1

    Next thing Lloyd knew, he was 70 miles away, wrapped naked in a blanket, shaking off a meth high, and facing charges for attacking a police horse with a shovel.

  • @hamasaken
    @hamasaken 6 років тому +7

    poor george he is so messed up all because of his parents

  • @joshfactor1
    @joshfactor1 4 роки тому +2

    seriously, though, who hires someone without even reading their resume? no wonder they went bankrupt

  • @scartee13
    @scartee13 4 роки тому +7

    GOOD FOR YOU LLOYD!!👋🏻👋🏻😂😂

  • @renaissance18
    @renaissance18 3 роки тому +1

    lloyd braun: serenity now, insanity later at 3:20 lol

  • @mikesitzler1106
    @mikesitzler1106 7 років тому +13

    SERENITY NOW!

  • @zekek3777
    @zekek3777 4 роки тому +1

    Frank Costanzas garage looks exactly like the King of Queens garage. They're both Sony studio shows and they both have Jerry Stiller acting each show! Too many coincidences to overlook here...

  • @karlayaretzipalmeroscontre5430
    @karlayaretzipalmeroscontre5430 4 роки тому +2

    0:37 you’re late 🤣🤣🤣

  • @rulegm
    @rulegm 13 років тому +1

    YOU'RE NOT GIVING AWAY OUR WATERPIK!

  • @hunterwilder9665
    @hunterwilder9665 4 роки тому +3

    I'd like to know why Mr. Finerman didn't want to buy a computer

    • @hemlo7494
      @hemlo7494 Рік тому

      You have to trust that it was a good reason.

  • @ziggytonumaa
    @ziggytonumaa 2 роки тому +1

    That girl from the bus 😂😂

  • @Nhamp2000
    @Nhamp2000 4 роки тому +1

    My mother always wondered whi I couldn't end up like Lloyd Braun. And in the end, Lloyd Braun ended up more like you...

  • @urbangrandier8897
    @urbangrandier8897 6 років тому +3

    He saw Sandra Bullock on the bus???

  • @PumperKrickel
    @PumperKrickel 9 років тому +9

    Lloyd looks a lot like David Tennant.

  • @12classics39
    @12classics39 Рік тому

    "YOU'RE NOT GIVING AWAY OUR WATERPIK!!!"

  • @RIUUI007
    @RIUUI007 2 роки тому

    I'm gonna go watch The Net, Netflix just added it.

  • @17utk
    @17utk 9 років тому +4

    Why did it look like Jerry was proposing to Elaine? How did that subplot resolve?

    • @Gaff.
      @Gaff. 9 років тому +2

      +17utk You should watch the whole episode. It's fantastic.

    • @warpnin3
      @warpnin3 8 років тому +2

      Yes, to my surprise I noticed that Jerry was on his knees in front of Elaine! What was that all about??

    • @fromthehaven94
      @fromthehaven94 6 років тому +3

      Jerry became in touch with his emotions after a breakup with Jesse's girlfriend from Full House.

  • @NA-rs3zb
    @NA-rs3zb 3 роки тому

    You will not break me, FBI is watching you like an eagle fighting a hawk lol

  • @wedgeromewedgerome
    @wedgeromewedgerome Рік тому

    She's got a ticket to ride.
    She's got a ticket to ride, but she don't care. -The Beatles, 1965.
    Enjoy with the Stones!
    Magus and Ruith.

  • @Drrezzin
    @Drrezzin 3 роки тому

    What happened to the audio? lol

  • @newfriend87
    @newfriend87 5 років тому +2

    How is George a secret weapon?

  • @BrandonBarres51299
    @BrandonBarres51299 7 років тому

    Why was it muted from 3:25 to 3:56? And is there a way to get the audio for that portion back?

  • @robbyray1000
    @robbyray1000 9 років тому +14

    I heard they found a family in your freezer

  • @elliehobday2278
    @elliehobday2278 7 років тому +3

    Krama and jerry are my favourite characters

  • @silviodante93
    @silviodante93 4 роки тому +1

    Mr.Farnenan was my favorite character.

  • @MrWildcat2009
    @MrWildcat2009 2 роки тому

    2:58 😆😆😆😆😆😆

  • @hemlo7494
    @hemlo7494 Рік тому

    For those who misheard, the man that George Costanza calls is named Fetterman. As in John Fetterman, PA senator.

  • @violetfrank581
    @violetfrank581 4 роки тому +1

    Who thought of bubble boy when they heard Georges mum yell

  • @nelsonairforce
    @nelsonairforce 3 роки тому

    I didn’t read his resume

  • @Wellsian
    @Wellsian 11 років тому +6

    GOOD FOR YOU LLOYD!!!

  • @siimens73
    @siimens73 7 років тому +4

    I guess George didn't buy those computers himself after all as he put Costanza&Son into bancruptcy

  • @ggggghhyt1
    @ggggghhyt1 5 років тому +1

    I must say that's a damn good oval that Mr. C draws first try

  • @UniteForgetLeftRight
    @UniteForgetLeftRight 2 роки тому

    your selling computez?

  • @railroadfannumberone3049
    @railroadfannumberone3049 5 років тому +3

    1:31 2:58

  • @Ved000000
    @Ved000000 9 років тому +6

    Anyone notice the board says Lloyd George?

  • @alexscott730
    @alexscott730 7 років тому +6

    Serenity now...Insanity later😉

  • @matthieulacombe94
    @matthieulacombe94 11 років тому +22

    HA....Mr.Vandelay

  • @thematrix1101
    @thematrix1101 4 роки тому +1

    Rest In Peace 🥺

  • @Pedrosdanckwardt
    @Pedrosdanckwardt 7 років тому +1

    "Serenity now, insanity later" lol