Cheap vs Expensive Bidets

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  • @legoshi6531
    @legoshi6531 19 днів тому +16495

    Just two friends blasting each other's asses having a good time 🗿

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 19 днів тому +44

      My farts are better than Charlie's farts 💨

    • @iank768
      @iank768 19 днів тому +102

      💀💀💀

    • @kidsyx
      @kidsyx 19 днів тому +126

      Just bros being bros 😂

    • @AKtoTok
      @AKtoTok 19 днів тому +9

      😂

    • @Lando_Calzonian_MK8
      @Lando_Calzonian_MK8 19 днів тому +81

      Ass Blasting with your bros is always so fun 😊❤

  • @starmakarma
    @starmakarma 19 днів тому +10697

    let it be known from here on out; the most emotion charlie has ever displayed in a thumbnail was from him on a bidet.

    • @Big.Aziza_not.tha_lil_1
      @Big.Aziza_not.tha_lil_1 19 днів тому +4

      Crazy how I am stronger than 3 kids as a twin girl 😘

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 19 днів тому +12

      My farts are better than Charlie's farts 💨

    • @wan2shuffle
      @wan2shuffle 19 днів тому +110

      Does anyone know what the purpose of these bots is?

    • @cantinadudes
      @cantinadudes 19 днів тому +182

      ​@@wan2shuffleto get accs to 100k so they can get verified. Once they're verified they can be sold or used to scam people. They'll later change their name and profile picture to a popular youtuber or something

    • @PsychoWolf14
      @PsychoWolf14 19 днів тому +15

      To be fair: He did get water sprayed right up his poop chute.

  • @kamikaze1453
    @kamikaze1453 18 днів тому +1870

    “Magic missile” is the absolute last thing I want to hear while a strange machine is inches away from my ass

    • @Avruthlelbh
      @Avruthlelbh 17 днів тому +41

      What about "Chainsaw mode"?

    • @b0xbrain
      @b0xbrain 17 днів тому

      Speak for yourself buckaroo 💅🏻

    • @cidredwood6170
      @cidredwood6170 16 днів тому +16

      What about “Final Strike?”

    • @ghost_of_bread
      @ghost_of_bread 16 днів тому +13

      what about “FINISH HIM” 😭😭

    • @Dirty-Leprechaun
      @Dirty-Leprechaun 16 днів тому +1

      It really is the magic missle 😭😂

  • @galaxyvulture6649
    @galaxyvulture6649 18 днів тому +938

    Today we learned cockroaches, d*ldos, and bidets are the three things that bring the most emotion out of penguinz0

  • @madsstahl
    @madsstahl 19 днів тому +3082

    “That one speed bagged my balls” 💀💀💀💀

  • @vegito_1235
    @vegito_1235 19 днів тому +16393

    that thumbnail is insane

  • @necroz08
    @necroz08 18 днів тому +355

    What his immigration officer thinks Moist E-Sports is about

    • @AirCatcher
      @AirCatcher 14 днів тому +8

      Extremely underated

    • @Corehboiii
      @Corehboiii 3 дні тому +2

      This comment wins for sure

  • @AdlerHarpy
    @AdlerHarpy 18 днів тому +1166

    Tushy: *Gentle stream*
    TOTO SW3084: "Assume the position"

    • @Bigmike24743
      @Bigmike24743 18 днів тому +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Driftstudios01
      @Driftstudios01 17 днів тому +20

      fisto reference? big W

    • @Stoppie_October
      @Stoppie_October 15 днів тому +4

      @@Driftstudios01I can’t feel my legs

    • @Driftstudios01
      @Driftstudios01 15 днів тому

      @@Stoppie_October if you didn't fuck fisto when you activated him consider yourself an opp

    • @spookyjones6577
      @spookyjones6577 7 днів тому +3

      @@Stoppie_OctoberIS THAT ALL YOU GOT

  • @TheRaleighwakefield
    @TheRaleighwakefield 19 днів тому +5254

    New Show idea. Battle Bidets. Contestants control their opponents bidet until someone gets off the toilet. Winner is the last one sitting.

    • @Tashellll
      @Tashellll 19 днів тому +48

      😂😂😂😂

    • @cainguardian4693
      @cainguardian4693 19 днів тому +159

      Is there a petition to sign by any chance?

    • @johnathancampbell1056
      @johnathancampbell1056 19 днів тому +36

      I'd win it doesn't bother me at all

    • @PersianRockstar21
      @PersianRockstar21 19 днів тому +17

      I can get behind this idea

    • @-EJ-
      @-EJ- 19 днів тому +16

      Honestly doesn’t sound too bad for a the other channel video

  • @xiriex
    @xiriex 19 днів тому +8055

    Never thought this would need a tier list yet here we are

    • @Big.Aziza_not.tha_lil_1
      @Big.Aziza_not.tha_lil_1 19 днів тому +2

      Crazy how I am stronger than 3 kids as a twin girl 😘

    • @ilovepuffins
      @ilovepuffins 19 днів тому +8

      My first thought was wow this is the top tier list I need more than any other fr

    • @alexthemovie
      @alexthemovie 19 днів тому

      I animate better than penguinz0.

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 19 днів тому

      My farts are better than Charlie's farts 💨

    • @I_am_MrCheese
      @I_am_MrCheese 19 днів тому +3

      🧀 *Cheese* 🧀

  • @ember-brandt
    @ember-brandt 17 днів тому +862

    This felt like an Unus Annus episode 🖤🤍

    • @lolbox1859
      @lolbox1859 17 днів тому +60

      unus anus but i agree

    • @TeenPerspektiva
      @TeenPerspektiva 17 днів тому +42

      Memento Mori friends

    • @cerata8276
      @cerata8276 17 днів тому +14

      Unus Annus vibes

    • @Car5rtui
      @Car5rtui 17 днів тому +7

      Now that you said that. I miss uno Annus, I’m sad they removed
      There channel

    • @BrotherMax6
      @BrotherMax6 17 днів тому +3

      @@lolbox1859they are correct, it’s unus annus

  • @weirdfish1216
    @weirdfish1216 18 днів тому +188

    the japanese toilet segment is the funniest fucking thing i’ve seen all year 😭

    • @ktmdukenz
      @ktmdukenz 3 дні тому +3

      yah for sure, that was a laugh I needed.

  • @PossiblyAnIrishGuy
    @PossiblyAnIrishGuy 19 днів тому +1574

    Not gonna lie, I didn't have "watch 2 grown men have their asses blasted by water" on my 2024 bingo card.

    • @FireJach
      @FireJach 18 днів тому +5

      because you don't have a 2024 bingo card

    • @xaief9392
      @xaief9392 18 днів тому +11

      @@FireJachwho says they don’t?

    • @Nikosopher
      @Nikosopher 18 днів тому +6

      Maybe they had not having a 2024 bingo card on their 2024 bingo card​@FireJach

    • @piercemccauley7079
      @piercemccauley7079 18 днів тому +2

      I did

    • @deku5803
      @deku5803 18 днів тому +1

      Brother none of us had, but we're all greatfull that it happened nonetheless

  • @nolanthompson3400
    @nolanthompson3400 19 днів тому +1251

    This video is like an audio log you would find in a horror game.

    • @walter-vq1fw
      @walter-vq1fw 19 днів тому +53

      So tempted to make this a video

    • @mementomori771
      @mementomori771 19 днів тому +47

      ​@walter-vq1fw please put this in a dead space bathroom

    • @m00nrac00n
      @m00nrac00n 19 днів тому +14

      Bidetshock Infinite

    • @stupidbattleengie
      @stupidbattleengie 19 днів тому

      @@m00nrac00ngenius

    • @RantKid
      @RantKid 18 днів тому +10

      "The pressure was an unexpected surprise"

  • @ExtraCelest1al
    @ExtraCelest1al 18 днів тому +525

    I am DYING
    when Matt says “yep” & his face travels across the bottom of the screen…
    These are single-handedly the 2 most self-assured men on the entire internet.
    Bless your hearts.

    • @mustwereallydothis
      @mustwereallydothis 18 днів тому +6

      The most self-assured men on the internet? I don't know about that. Have you watched the GMM colonoscopy video? I'd put them solidly in second place, though

    • @Stormwolf1O1x
      @Stormwolf1O1x 18 днів тому +8

      when Matt says “yep” & his face travels across the bottom of the screen…
      I bet the editor of this video saw this comment and thought, "Hell yeah, I knew that was a good one."

    • @Kavaitsu
      @Kavaitsu 17 днів тому +4

      ​@@Stormwolf1O1x let's give it up for the editor 👏 applause 👏

    • @ExtraCelest1al
      @ExtraCelest1al 17 днів тому +1

      @@mustwereallydothis no I haven’t. 😆 what’s GNM?

    • @ieatgluesoyoudonthaveto
      @ieatgluesoyoudonthaveto 17 днів тому +1

      @@ExtraCelest1algood mythical morning

  • @danmcelhinney8478
    @danmcelhinney8478 17 днів тому +62

    The fact they both picked "player one" then wonder why both remotes are controlling one toilet had me in fits.

  • @Zappitty
    @Zappitty 19 днів тому +1745

    when a friendship goes to a length to where you and your friend can have fun using bidets and even rank them, youve reached the absolute peak of a bond

    • @patrickyniguez7794
      @patrickyniguez7794 18 днів тому +25

      The final stage of the bro evolution

    • @lawrencetalbot8346
      @lawrencetalbot8346 18 днів тому

      They just aquaassaulted each other with that Jap model lol

    • @jorgeianfernandez9885
      @jorgeianfernandez9885 18 днів тому +15

      They have reached bro hive mind status.

    • @devoteeofmediocrity821
      @devoteeofmediocrity821 18 днів тому +4

      I’ve never done that, but I’ve ghost bustered with my best friend before, and I think that’s on the same level.

    • @donterriusbyrd703
      @donterriusbyrd703 16 днів тому +1

      They’ve reached maximum affinity

  • @llunalive4271
    @llunalive4271 19 днів тому +1368

    the concept of 2 grown men giddy with joy getting pierced by a shooting jet of water is truely one of the 7 wonders of the world

    • @glitch1039
      @glitch1039 19 днів тому

      penetrated*

    • @christopherdavis7069
      @christopherdavis7069 19 днів тому +10

      Truely…

    • @malfeastial
      @malfeastial 19 днів тому

      Joy? They got sexually assaulted by the Japanese bidet 💀

    • @twilightgeneral777
      @twilightgeneral777 19 днів тому

      I'm not sure they were so much giddy with joy as fearing for their lives (Or at least their anal virginity lol)

    • @RizZRizZ-
      @RizZRizZ- 19 днів тому

      @@christopherdavis7069cruelly? Maybe that was in his mind.

  • @potsunemiku
    @potsunemiku 18 днів тому +107

    Watching two full grown men scream about how much of a bidet hurt is not something I knew I needed

  • @billyischris
    @billyischris 18 днів тому +35

    Nothing can prepare you for this specific sensation. I stayed at a Japanese onsen with two of my friends, and from day 1 the default prank was turning the bidet pressure all the way up before leaving the bathroom so if the next person didn't check before hitting start they'd absolutely power wash their pooper. We drank every time someone screamed from inside the bathroom.

  • @DarkandDolan
    @DarkandDolan 19 днів тому +1562

    I have a bidet and I can’t go past 10% pressure for fear of my life. These men are the brave heroes we needed.

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 19 днів тому +5

      My farts are better than Charlie's farts 💨

    • @ShaneTheBane
      @ShaneTheBane 19 днів тому +102

      Same. My bidet feels like it'll rip my skin off if I go higher than like 15-20%

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 19 днів тому +2

      How much did yours cost?

    • @Shadowboost
      @Shadowboost 19 днів тому +26

      ​@@ShaneTheBanethat's why you need to aim it in the hole

    • @Devious90210
      @Devious90210 19 днів тому +124

      I go full power every time. I just want to feel something 🚬🗿

  • @llamapi3
    @llamapi3 19 днів тому +1282

    Never thought I would be amused by 2 grown men blasting their asses on youtube. But here I am.

    • @JoeyEX
      @JoeyEX 19 днів тому +18

      I knew I would, that’s why I clicked, lmao

    • @devonwilliams2423
      @devonwilliams2423 19 днів тому +2

      Plot twist, Charlie’s got a cousin named tooshi

    • @darkljs
      @darkljs 19 днів тому +3

      ayo pause XD

    • @Ectotasmic
      @Ectotasmic 18 днів тому +1

      usually im amused by that on a different website

    • @GanjaScotty
      @GanjaScotty 18 днів тому

      @@EctotasmicGross 🤢

  • @alkalineatheris6171
    @alkalineatheris6171 18 днів тому +92

    Started watching thinking, "Stupid"
    I'm not sure I've ever been this invested into a you tube video.
    This is the content that matches my soul apparently.

  • @sadib4782
    @sadib4782 18 днів тому +37

    “i feel like tom cruise in the new movie where he drives the plane”
    “mission impossible?” 💀💀💀

  • @masonfam1832
    @masonfam1832 19 днів тому +2493

    Never in my life did I expect a moistcritikal bidet review

    • @Big.Aziza_not.tha_lil_1
      @Big.Aziza_not.tha_lil_1 19 днів тому +3

      Crazy how I am stronger than 3 kids as a twin girl 😘

    • @alexthemovie
      @alexthemovie 19 днів тому

      I animate better than penguinz0.

    • @chrissixtytwix
      @chrissixtytwix 19 днів тому

      Honestly I'm not surprised at all, the man owns tons of sex toys, it's only the correct line of action to go to something that cleans your ass after getting stuff that goes up your ass.

    • @RichardCox0
      @RichardCox0 19 днів тому +21

      That's part of the beauty of it. Often the best gifts are unexpected.
      God damn these bots

    • @theamazingcj2748
      @theamazingcj2748 19 днів тому +26

      ​@@Big.Aziza_not.tha_lil_1can someone please tell me what this means. This bot has been lurking forever, but it doesn't make sense.

  • @Mystic-Midnight
    @Mystic-Midnight 19 днів тому +1064

    "It won't stop and if i stand up the camera sees my penis and the water sprays the camera" in a pleading tone is probably the funniest thing Matt's said in any of these videos

  • @realbadcorps
    @realbadcorps 18 днів тому +27

    These men need a medal of honor for their bravery. Charles deserves a purple heart for his injuries sustained.

  • @justindiaz7860
    @justindiaz7860 18 днів тому +28

    Moist critikal getting critikally moistened

  • @therealcriky
    @therealcriky 19 днів тому +846

    "IM HITTING THE GIRL!" is a sentence i never thought id hear from matt

  • @ardenlatham6463
    @ardenlatham6463 19 днів тому +650

    The plot twist with the backwards remotes in the last one is such a good blend of situational comedy and psychological horror

    • @rookapooka4873
      @rookapooka4873 19 днів тому +13

      Psychological horror?💀

    • @lazzyTV_
      @lazzyTV_ 19 днів тому

      damn why did you spoiler me this

    • @SuperCompany007
      @SuperCompany007 19 днів тому

      @@rookapooka4873ur in a tiny room getting ur ass blasted with boiling water and hot air forever

    • @Wulfjager
      @Wulfjager 19 днів тому +8

      literal jigsaw trap

    • @elomoreloR6
      @elomoreloR6 19 днів тому

      ​@@rookapooka4873 ?

  • @noir5697
    @noir5697 18 днів тому +72

    i like that matt looks like a normal human and charlie is looking like he has a bidet fetish

  • @andrewmahony1734
    @andrewmahony1734 18 днів тому +36

    Charlie's anguished and fatigued face at 18:16 is reminiscent of Christ's final moments on the cross

  • @crash64-
    @crash64- 19 днів тому +821

    The Magic Missile setting is wild. Fuckin auto-hits your prostate

    • @ShockingPikachu
      @ShockingPikachu 19 днів тому +22

      ILL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK.
      That's when toilet time becomes fun

    • @VidGamer123
      @VidGamer123 19 днів тому +4

      TORMENTUM!

    • @Wulfjager
      @Wulfjager 19 днів тому +11

      it hurts at first but the longer it goes on, the more relaxed you become, and the more you start to enjoy yourself

    • @ShockingPikachu
      @ShockingPikachu 19 днів тому +44

      @@Wulfjager hang on. This... sounds sus

    • @govinddas7876
      @govinddas7876 19 днів тому +26

      @@Wulfjager HOLD ON AYO

  • @dsouthmonster
    @dsouthmonster 19 днів тому +536

    This is the first time I've ever seen Charlie both laugh and cry so hard that by the end of the moment, tears are visibly running down his face.

    • @LeNomEstYves
      @LeNomEstYves 19 днів тому +31

      Nah the water was shooting up his ass so hard it was coming out of his eyes. He wasn't cry laughing

  • @bert.6508
    @bert.6508 18 днів тому +23

    i can just imagine the crew hearing their screams outside lmaooooooo

  • @MikaelGuerra
    @MikaelGuerra 17 днів тому +11

    The ad placement right at 6:22 had me crying. That was heavy "we'll be right back" vibes.

  • @Krimzon_
    @Krimzon_ 19 днів тому +447

    The thumbnail is filled with such raw primal emotion.... for bidets

    • @Big.Aziza_not.tha_lil_1
      @Big.Aziza_not.tha_lil_1 19 днів тому +1

      Crazy how I am stronger than 3 kids as a twin girl 😘

    • @RichardCox0
      @RichardCox0 19 днів тому +2

      Bidets do sometimes evoke such emotions, don't underestimate them

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 19 днів тому

      My farts are better than Charlie's farts 💨

    • @KAZUIPRODUCTIONS
      @KAZUIPRODUCTIONS 19 днів тому

      Dbot

    • @putrasty
      @putrasty 19 днів тому

      Lust provoking thumbnail

  • @runningn2life818
    @runningn2life818 19 днів тому +363

    Those were some of the best belly laughs. I can't believe I just watched a grown man get ass blasted 3 times in a row by heated water that's tough.

  • @KaiUndMoritz
    @KaiUndMoritz 17 днів тому +22

    10:30 greatest youtube format ever conceived. 4 guys on bidet toilets with different remotes trying to guess who has which ones remote.

  • @ELIJAH______
    @ELIJAH______ 18 днів тому +10

    By far one of the best videos ya'll have ever put out. I love the raw emotion in the video.

  • @blewz3399
    @blewz3399 19 днів тому +751

    Thank you so much, I could not sleep last night because i kept thinking, "Whats better? a cheap bidet or an expensive one?" SO glad u answered my question.

    • @Big.Aziza_not.tha_lil_1
      @Big.Aziza_not.tha_lil_1 19 днів тому +1

      Crazy how I am stronger than 3 kids as a twin girl 😘

    • @alexthemovie
      @alexthemovie 19 днів тому +1

      I animate better than penguinz0.

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 19 днів тому +2

      My farts are better than Charlie's farts 💨

    • @I_am_MrCheese
      @I_am_MrCheese 19 днів тому +1

      🧀 *Cheese* 🧀

    • @coralruler
      @coralruler 19 днів тому +18

      man i look for real replies and see these bots

  • @heliumpai7627
    @heliumpai7627 19 днів тому +433

    Man this is the peak video to watch at 2 am, just 2 dudes getting their ass blasted and laughing about it

  • @SueTheGuiltyDeer
    @SueTheGuiltyDeer 12 днів тому +4

    Watching two grown men get violated by toilets is something I didn't know I had on my bucket list...

  • @sideshowtink
    @sideshowtink 18 днів тому +16

    I laughed so hard throughout this. The last bidet was like you both were going through McKamey Manor.

  • @Eramaeis
    @Eramaeis 19 днів тому +2342

    This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in so long 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Charlie actually just crying because the Japanese one is too fucking complicated. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @raging100
      @raging100 19 днів тому +7

      Imagine paying to be a member of a free yt channel lmaooo

    • @zvddy
      @zvddy 19 днів тому +99

      @@raging100cause he likes the content and wants to show some love.

    • @Haruspex528
      @Haruspex528 19 днів тому +5

      ​@@zvddypaypig shielding ain't a good look

    • @ratboygirl
      @ratboygirl 19 днів тому

      @@Haruspex528”paypig” my brother in christ this is not a bdsm transaction. this is akin to throwing a street performer some change cuz you like their music

    • @evanenglehart3
      @evanenglehart3 19 днів тому +30

      Internet Jesus needs his donations as well lol…. Let people support who they want

  • @ARDIZsq
    @ARDIZsq 19 днів тому +387

    The most emotion I've EVER seen from Charlie, and it's him having the ol' chocolate starfish blasted into next week

    • @Chr725
      @Chr725 18 днів тому +4

      That would break any man

    • @Fubie
      @Fubie 18 днів тому +4

      It ain’t chocolate after that

  • @JooshMaGoosh
    @JooshMaGoosh 18 днів тому +5

    Who knew bidet reviews is where matt would shine the most. He killed it with the commentary this video.

  • @moltendoesstuff
    @moltendoesstuff 19 днів тому +1483

    The remotes being in the wrong order was the biggest plot twist of the 21st century
    EDIT: Upon additional feedback in the comments, it seems as though both remotes could have controlled either toilet, which in all honesty just makes the situation ten times funnier. I like to imagine that Charlie pushed a single button to get Matt's air setting to start, while Charlie got put through the Naruto Thousand Years of Pain because Matt had his remote angled slightly towards Charlie's direction

    • @Oliver-bh5tr
      @Oliver-bh5tr 19 днів тому +9

      spoilers 😪

    • @moltendoesstuff
      @moltendoesstuff 19 днів тому +7

      @@Oliver-bh5tr I probably should a thought about that. Srry!😓

    • @thickmomson
      @thickmomson 19 днів тому

      Hey man,you just spoiled it for me

    • @perry714.
      @perry714. 19 днів тому

      They weren’t though, they swapped back

    • @kevin15535
      @kevin15535 19 днів тому +16

      @@Oliver-bh5tr going into comment section before finishing video:

  • @FetusDeletus360
    @FetusDeletus360 19 днів тому +245

    Imagine never watching this channel before and this is the first video you watch from them.

    • @divinedm
      @divinedm 18 днів тому +22

      This was my first video 😭

    • @flightkidd123
      @flightkidd123 18 днів тому +5

      Fr this is crazy

    • @piercemccauley7079
      @piercemccauley7079 18 днів тому +10

      @@divinedmthis is honestly a great intro to the moist verse

  • @TheGodofweak
    @TheGodofweak 18 днів тому +9

    The noises that came from this video are gonna trigger nightmares for years to come, holy shit.

  • @respectwhamen9014
    @respectwhamen9014 17 днів тому +6

    Never saw charlie got this many emotions on his face

  • @KanyeCleep
    @KanyeCleep 19 днів тому +768

    This might be the best review video ever

  • @annme_87
    @annme_87 19 днів тому +228

    This is the kind of friendship everyone deserves.

  • @MadMan206YT
    @MadMan206YT 18 днів тому +12

    The entire $400 one reminds me of the cars 2 scene where Mater goes to japan and he doesn't know how to use the car bidet 😂😂

  • @LycorisRadiata
    @LycorisRadiata 18 днів тому +3

    I genuinely mean it when I say I never thought I would witness this in my lifetime despite being born in the 21st Century, where thanks to technology we are exposed to what was once considered horrors of the old world. you have changed my outlook on my insides, and for that you have my heart. please, round of applause to charlie and matt.

  • @mylestheman
    @mylestheman 19 днів тому +306

    "If I held it for too long I'd be spitting up water" 💀

  • @Mini-ov7mh
    @Mini-ov7mh 19 днів тому +164

    I think the cinematography deserves an award

  • @Buddyeric
    @Buddyeric 18 днів тому +2

    A bidet is life changing, I own the Tushy Ive had it for 4 years and Ive been loving it! At the time I bought mine on promo for 70$

  • @spiderbyte407
    @spiderbyte407 12 днів тому +1

    favorite piece of media on the world wide web right here

  • @QwibzOSRS
    @QwibzOSRS 19 днів тому +824

    Not using Ludwig's bidet is such a slap in the nuts.

    • @missflower6142
      @missflower6142 19 днів тому +20

      Right?

    • @Big.Aziza_not.tha_lil_1
      @Big.Aziza_not.tha_lil_1 19 днів тому +2

      Crazy how I am stronger than 3 kids as a twin girl 😘

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 19 днів тому

      My farts are better than Charlie's farts 💨

    • @legoshi6531
      @legoshi6531 19 днів тому

      That's ironic, a POS making a bidet.

    • @Giggle_Pig
      @Giggle_Pig 19 днів тому

      such a splash in the ass

  • @Andre-eo9io
    @Andre-eo9io 19 днів тому +261

    "If I held it for too long, I was gonna be spittin' up water, I think."
    Truer words have never been spoken, as a 3 year bidet veteran... reverse osmosis in action. 😤

    • @DrDementia
      @DrDementia 19 днів тому +11

      Thank you for serving our country brave solder

    • @Kevin03341
      @Kevin03341 18 днів тому +2

      Which bathroom did you serve in?

  • @TwoPolarCat
    @TwoPolarCat 18 днів тому

    I bought my first bidet attachment years ago, and I haven't looked back since. Genuinely life changing. Nowadays, I have the handheld nozzle attachment. A little learning curve to it, as using the wrong angle could cover your hands in water, or spray through your bawlsack. But once learned, it's unparalleled. My hole has never been cleaner. I would love if it had some soap in it as well, and temperature control, but I don't have the budget for all that, and this gets the job done well. Bidets should be absolutely standard everywhere. Please.

  • @VitaminDealer
    @VitaminDealer 18 днів тому +2

    Easily the funniest video you've made and probably the funniest thing I've seen in years

  • @Xxnonymuz
    @Xxnonymuz 19 днів тому +265

    Just finished a 9HR shift at work, what better way to end off the night than to watch Matt and Charlie clean their ass 😂

    • @Big.Aziza_not.tha_lil_1
      @Big.Aziza_not.tha_lil_1 19 днів тому

      Crazy how I am stronger than 3 kids as a twin girl 😂

    • @satanicangel6384
      @satanicangel6384 19 днів тому +15

      @@Big.Aziza_not.tha_lil_1 Crazy how no one cares

    • @blake8009
      @blake8009 19 днів тому

      ​@@Big.Aziza_not.tha_lil_1crazy how no one likes you

    • @mewinner2283
      @mewinner2283 19 днів тому

      @@Big.Aziza_not.tha_lil_1 I don’t give a fuck

    • @ronaldo_slayer21
      @ronaldo_slayer21 18 днів тому

      ​@@Big.Aziza_not.tha_lil_1 shhh bum

  • @imurboi
    @imurboi 19 днів тому +442

    "Go 100, Go 100"💀💀"just roll with it"

    • @alexthemovie
      @alexthemovie 19 днів тому +1

      I animate better than penguinz0.

    • @BombaWomba
      @BombaWomba 19 днів тому

      I animate better than you ​@@alexthemovie

    • @Big.Aziza_not.tha_lil_1
      @Big.Aziza_not.tha_lil_1 19 днів тому +1

      Crazy how I am stronger than 3 kids as a twin girl 😘

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 19 днів тому

      My farts are better than Charlie's farts 💨

    • @Mathster60
      @Mathster60 19 днів тому +6

      bros comment is bot central wtf

  • @fmbmoe1743
    @fmbmoe1743 18 днів тому +1

    By far their most informative and useful tier list, truly some good stuff😂

  • @Jokin_Jake
    @Jokin_Jake 19 днів тому +368

    This is exactly what id want from a bidet test. so glad you went through with it

  • @jillydaqueen2282
    @jillydaqueen2282 19 днів тому +198

    OMG That was like a sitcom bit. No matter what they try, it just blasts only Charlie in the bunghole. I'm dying.

  • @thedizsilent5188
    @thedizsilent5188 18 днів тому +3

    I felt emotionally raw before I watched this video and now I'm just laughing. This is a video I didn't know I needed that found me at the right time😂

  • @TylerMFerris
    @TylerMFerris 18 днів тому +9

    “Hold on, I’m embracing” is a crazy quote

  • @Xxnonymuz
    @Xxnonymuz 19 днів тому +175

    *”Tushy was definitely better, Tushy let’s you play with the angles cuz that one speed bagged my balls in the beginning”* That description was oddly specific but definitely imaginable😂😂

  • @Bearoniaa
    @Bearoniaa 19 днів тому +2172

    That thumbnail is exactly what I needed popping up on my screen while showing my mother-in-law an email. Thanks Charlie
    Edit: watched the video together and now she's a fan

    • @alexthemovie
      @alexthemovie 19 днів тому

      I animate better than penguinz0.

    • @Deathstorm501
      @Deathstorm501 19 днів тому +49

      ​@@alexthemovie Is that impressive? I dont think he animates but im not a superfan

    • @Zenigundam
      @Zenigundam 19 днів тому +4

      Your mother-in-law? You're too young to have a husband. You're about 20. Why do you people insist on doing this to yourselves?

    • @CombatWombat-nq2fc
      @CombatWombat-nq2fc 19 днів тому +13

      @deathstorm501 it’s not impressive, penguinz0 doesn’t animate and the commenter is a bit

    • @CombatWombat-nq2fc
      @CombatWombat-nq2fc 19 днів тому +6

      *bot

  • @Chritt574
    @Chritt574 18 днів тому

    One of if not the funniest video I’ve seen from you Charlie good shit 😂😂

  • @Saturn8382_
    @Saturn8382_ 18 днів тому +1

    Recently got staples in my head and this is the video to watch, even my staples are loving this

  • @_b_u_l_l_s_h_a_r_k_
    @_b_u_l_l_s_h_a_r_k_ 19 днів тому +101

    If anyone cares, we bought that cheap one at the beginning of the pandemic and it’s still going strong four years later. Terrific purchase for less than $40.

    • @THE-X-Force
      @THE-X-Force 16 днів тому

      Doesn't the cold water bother you?

  • @wtfdfw
    @wtfdfw 19 днів тому +451

    As a former plumber, I would highly recommend these. If you're handy, they're easy to install.
    There's a shut off valve behind everyone's toilet (US Plumbing ONLY). Turn that off. Take off your toilet seat. Screws off underneath towards the back of the toilet.
    Follow instructions for bidet install.
    *** JUST A HEADS UP!! DO NOT TOUCH YOUR SHUT OFF VALVE BEHIND YOUR TOILET IF IT'S OLD, RUSTY, HAS ANY TYPE OF CALCIUM/FLUORIDE BUILD UP. YOU MAY BREAK IT CAUSE IT'LL BE FRAGILE AND FLOOD YOUR BATHROOM. If you're uncertain, call a plumbing company and ask how much they're willing to charge to install the Bidet***
    I HIGHLY RECOMMEND EVERYONE TO GET ONE!

    • @pink1536
      @pink1536 19 днів тому +38

      As a not a former plumber I also highly recommend these. I'm sick of smelling people's ass as they walk by

    • @averyfishyfish
      @averyfishyfish 19 днів тому +1

      As someone who smells peoples ass​, I do not recommend this. @@pink1536

    • @Suninrags
      @Suninrags 19 днів тому +5

      ​@@pink1536 hyperozmia moment?

    • @EvanDaGr8
      @EvanDaGr8 19 днів тому +6

      you've convinced me.

    • @noahhkun5097
      @noahhkun5097 19 днів тому +13

      @@pink1536is this an American problem?

  • @willvrtist
    @willvrtist 18 днів тому +5

    This is probably one of the greatest videos of modern UA-cam history..😂 feels like a fever dream..

  • @WhiteCharisma
    @WhiteCharisma 18 днів тому

    Charlie and Matt truly the best of friends to be able to record themselves blasting ass and laughing about it. 2024 content has been top tier!

  • @mylestheman
    @mylestheman 19 днів тому +797

    Imagine some American guy screaming during his first time in a public European restroom

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 19 днів тому +2

      My farts are better than Charlie's farts 💨

    • @epicgamer6045
      @epicgamer6045 19 днів тому

      @@p-__bot

    • @ry_er
      @ry_er 19 днів тому

      Depends how good the twink was, like I’d understand I think

    • @Posh_Quack
      @Posh_Quack 19 днів тому +82

      As an American, every time a friend needs to use the bathroom and they see the bidet, they instantly want to try it. They scream.

    • @walter-vq1fw
      @walter-vq1fw 19 днів тому

      Would scream

  • @ThePigeon5734
    @ThePigeon5734 19 днів тому +155

    the half laugh half crying "IT WON'T STOP" is hilarious

  • @Julmara
    @Julmara 18 днів тому +1

    absolutely marvelous
    i love the swing of emotions in these fun pain shock it has it all

  • @drakeusmaximus2459
    @drakeusmaximus2459 17 днів тому +2

    Been living with a Toto toilet as my daily driver for almost a year now. To poop and not use a bidet just feels unhealthy now. No such thing as a bad shit, everything gets out every time. Worth every penny.

  • @tobianorider4303
    @tobianorider4303 19 днів тому +92

    bidets are scary ngl. like you're chilling and relaxed after finally taking a shit, and then suddenly BOOM jet stream enema

    • @dogdjinn
      @dogdjinn 19 днів тому +20

      it's way nicer when the water is heated

    • @joonjoon819
      @joonjoon819 19 днів тому +9

      Don't you feel the need to clean your hole with water tho

    • @willo1345
      @willo1345 19 днів тому +6

      You get used to it fast. Then you'll never want to use a toilet without one.

    • @jira6423
      @jira6423 19 днів тому

      ⁠@@dogdjinnthe cold water wakes you up

  • @tacobell393
    @tacobell393 19 днів тому +56

    Just came back from Japan. Best part of the trip were the bidets. They had a privacy mode with bird and waterfall sounds, as well as heated seats, AND English descriptions on the buttons lol.

    • @flavoryf566
      @flavoryf566 19 днів тому +1

      those privacy modes are great. Love the ones that have little music jingles too.

    • @liamtitan5598
      @liamtitan5598 19 днів тому +1

      The heated seats are clutch. I was in Kyoto in the winter and waking up to a heated seat was awesome.

  • @markkucharski2272
    @markkucharski2272 13 днів тому +1

    For a clean smooth bathroom experience -
    1. Use "DUDE WIPES"
    2. Increase your fiber intake

  • @titann3546
    @titann3546 18 днів тому

    This is the most emotion this man has ever shown on his channel

  • @frodetroels4738
    @frodetroels4738 19 днів тому +92

    Charlie and Matt getting semi violated by a Japanese bidet is content I didn't know I needed, but am eternally grateful I got 😂

  • @XXMARIOXX-dk4po
    @XXMARIOXX-dk4po 19 днів тому +56

    I genuinely hope that some random person that's sincerely looking for a bidet comes across this.

    • @NosnebNosnebNosneb
      @NosnebNosnebNosneb 19 днів тому +3

      Ima get one when I live on my own, it makes so much more sense to use water instead of paper

  • @michaelthorne4252
    @michaelthorne4252 18 днів тому +1

    This might be the greatest video idea I've ever seen

  • @icb-vd6jl
    @icb-vd6jl 18 днів тому +3

    I have not cried laughing like this in a while. Thank you for suffering for our entertainment

  • @Robbery_
    @Robbery_ 19 днів тому +94

    when they go outside to the lobby and speak about their experience it sounds like they had say gex out of context 💀

    • @perrywclifton
      @perrywclifton 18 днів тому +11

      Just let the intrusive thoughts win and say “gay sex”

    • @Robbery_
      @Robbery_ 18 днів тому +4

      @@perrywclifton gay sex? never heard of it

  • @Elluzive
    @Elluzive 19 днів тому +137

    Everyone has to lose their bidet virginity one day.

    • @alexthemovie
      @alexthemovie 19 днів тому

      I animate better than penguinz0.

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 19 днів тому

      My farts are better than Charlie's farts 💨

    • @javierfraire8741
      @javierfraire8741 19 днів тому +11

      Lmfao. Not a sentence I ever wished to hear, but thanks for the laugh

    • @PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica
      @PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica 19 днів тому +8

      Charlie seemed to take it quite well on that last one

  • @chrisbaldwin8222
    @chrisbaldwin8222 18 днів тому

    charlie's reaction to the toto one is funny af, I used it for the first time and it was pure bliss whatever setting they did must have been crazy lmao

  • @spiceywolf
    @spiceywolf 18 днів тому

    i own multiple of the amazon one and bought em for my family too... the pressure difference between thevpower levels is pretty subtle, if its too powerful they didnt adjust the water pressure at the nob on the floor. idk if the others by design properly regulate the pressure, but you definitely have to adjust it to not cause injuries. and yes, yall probably injured urself if it hurt, youll get piles.

  • @rikuwatanabe8494
    @rikuwatanabe8494 19 днів тому +131

    "Every fart is a risky shart" - Sun Tzu

    • @Spooderman77
      @Spooderman77 19 днів тому +6

      "My name is Yakuza" -John Yakuza

    • @alexthemovie
      @alexthemovie 19 днів тому

      I animate better than penguinz0.

    • @rikuwatanabe8494
      @rikuwatanabe8494 19 днів тому +2

      "It's time to start my Odyssey" - Mario Mario

    • @GatorConnor
      @GatorConnor 19 днів тому +3

      Every shart was a risky fart

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 19 днів тому

      My farts are better than Charlie's farts 💨

  • @andreastrong4635
    @andreastrong4635 19 днів тому +383

    Seeing them laugh so much makes my night 🌙 love you guys! Thanks for all the smiles

    • @alexthemovie
      @alexthemovie 19 днів тому +1

      I animate better than penguinz0.

    • @Itsmeeuphie
      @Itsmeeuphie 19 днів тому +1

      Big same!!!!!!

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 19 днів тому

      My farts are better than Charlie's farts 💨

    • @he8535
      @he8535 19 днів тому

      Imagine penguin getting off with it

  • @hannadouget8221
    @hannadouget8221 7 днів тому +1

    It’s been a hot minute a UA-cam video made me laugh so hard I cried

  • @a_puntato29
    @a_puntato29 17 днів тому +2

    the fact that we're at one bidet left and we have more then half the video to go is terrifying

  • @Midnightstar2675
    @Midnightstar2675 19 днів тому +80

    That was a wild ride from start to finish, Charlie getting pressure washed three times in a row while Matt‘s water valve turned out to be off the entire time felt like it was straight out of a skit

  • @robochicken9
    @robochicken9 19 днів тому +94

    This is definitely the most hilarious tier list I've watched. I swear the bidet had something against Charlie to keep spraying his bum hole like that.

    • @volts400
      @volts400 19 днів тому

      "Hilarous" is one way to describe it, I would call it "pathetic". It's fun watching charlie be a little bitch!