We Need Crewe vs Grimsby vs Scunthorpe vs Smethwick (Danny G land) (The ultimate shitty north england cities final showdown) Alternatively: Las Vegas vs SkegVegas
love to see machynlleth made the list enjoyable swimming pool with a good water slide (water slides have better funding in wales than england) but dont cause smoke on the bmx track also dont go near newtown if ur in the area but llanidloes is a nice town.
Slough has been massively improved by the addition of the Elizabeth line which now makes it easier than ever to leave Slough as fast as humanly possible
Londoners are so unfriendly it actually helps them sometimes. When the Parsons Green Bomber tried to detonate an IED on the London Underground, his materials were so heavy, he had to drag it along the ground (CCTV records this). Londoners all around him just ignored him. Literally anywhere else in the U.K., someone would have stopped and helped him and people would have potentially died, but because it was London, nobody helped him and as a result there were no fatalities
Damn imagine that your a tourist from like the US or something and then you randomly see someone carrying like 50Kg of high calibre explosives whilst trying to figure out the transportation maps think it would be a nice reminder of home for them
@@fungusz_4292 Genuinely yesterday I was fuming because two people were walking abreast on a 2 person wide path and I was ready to just have a go at them. London does things to a lad
@@xander1052 you know something, this I can confirm. I generally have a much harder time just existing in London than I do in any other UK City and I regularly visit Peterborough
@@MaxwelloftheClocktowerim from the poorest ghetto shithole known as bognor and i swear even London got me acting up 😂😂 my first day i got here i saw someone get stabbed to death and everyone just minded their business
I went down to London to visit my girlfriend recently, and you're absolutely right about the London underground. Everyone there looks like they've had their souls sucked out through their toenails. No talking, no smiles, just the malignant atmosphere of depression hovering in the air like a cloud of smog. Speaking of smog, the air down there is barely breathable. I don't know how you can go through the London underground for your commute everyday without developing emphysema man. And when I came up into London itself through the underground, the depression I saw on the tube started to make more sense. It's such a stilted, colourless hellhole, I guess people's attitudes slowly grow to match the grey, concrete surroundings
Being from Stoke, first time I went down to London I was shocked at how miserable everyone was. Couldn't say hello without being looked at like an alien. Might be in England but London is not my England.
The trains themselves can be pretty colourful, I think it's mainly because the people using the tube are mostly people going to or coming back from work, so they're tired, and it shows on their faces. And people don't really converse because they usually travel alone.
The tube is often the only alone time you get hahaha You’re either at home with housemates or family and drained by them or at work / out socialising and drained by that. The tube is a relaxing experience where you can briefly forget everything
My London experience: -Getting yelled at for being European when they heard me speak my native language -Not seeing Big Ben because of scaffolding -Being offered a cold tin of beans for breakfast at the place I stayed at -Getting macaroni thrown at my head by homeless people near Piccadilly Circus 10/10 would London again 🇬🇧
Dam u must have picked the wrong place I've lived hear my whole life Speaking my traditional language and the only issue was being called Chinese And I think food is just bad in this country but all of my family who moved here either hate the food or think baked beans are a English delicacy (London is in Europe btw)
I'm really surprised by the native language thing. Over 50% of the people who are out and about in London are non-English so you'd think they would be used to it haha
You should come visit perth, western australia, people will come start talking to you, won't give a fuck what you have to say and start threatening you or guilt tripping you into giving them spare change.
I'm from Newcastle, but my dad drove to Birmingham once for work and parked on the street outside the community centre, in a housing estate. When he went in, he asked the man if his car was ok parked there (just as a courtesy, since he didn't want to block anyone's driveway) and the man looked out of the window at the car, turned back to my dad, and said "nah mate, its a BMW so no one'll touch it, that'll just assume it belongs to a drug dealer" 😳
5 mins into my first visit to Birmingham 2 Blacked out BMWs parked in front of a shop and half a dozen gang members got out of them, so yeah i get what he meant lol
Cambridge, Oxford, York, Norwich, Lincoln, Peterborough, Leeds, and Nottingham would be perfect cities to be on your tier list since they have different costumes and levels of poshness
Peterborough would be rubbish for this, it's just so incredibly slightly less than average, although it's very multicultural and you'll rarely get stuck in traffic. Most people here hate the place, but it isn't awful, it's just a bit boring sometimes
@@squorcle3607I visited your city a few weeks ago (you've got a wonderful cathedral by the way) and it seemed like a kind of poor or depressed place to me. Lots of people on the streets with seemingly nothing to do, lots of guys in hoodies looking kind of suspicious, closed shops, just a feeling of poverty really. I also saw something similar in Gloucester and even Oxford in some ways. Was it only my impression? Does it have to do with Brexit and covid, considering the previous time I went to Britain was 2019? I really had the impression that Britain was poorer than my country, Italy, even though before the pandemic and Brexit it always looked the opposite (except Lancaster, Lancaster looked very poor and depressed even in 2018)
your city is automatically trash the moment it's spelled in a way that u can't even guess it's pronunciation from it's spelling. I don't make the rules, mate
I recently got stuck in Crewe at night for a few hours because my connecting train to Chester was cancelled. Not one to let an opportunity to explore a new place slip by me, I went for a wander into the town centre. I've never seen such a high concentration of take aways in one place, I was the only person not wearing track suit bottoms, and the same patrol car passed me three times. I eventually found a corner shop selling a wide variety of vapes. 8/10 still better than London.
Things that define Bristol: - Hills - Stokes Croft and all the accompanying nightclubs - Natives' rhotic accent - Trip-hop - Stephen Merchant Overall, a city beautiful. Also thanks for mentioning Gdańsk, chum!
One of my teachers used to teach in a school in Slough. Some of the things that happened: - the headteacher wouldn’t leave them alone until signing a dodgy contract - a kid brought a machete into school - another kid got an entire bottle of gin, downed it in the assembly and puked everything out.
As a German geezer I‘ve been to London, Brighton and Newcastle and I was shocked of how old and in what terrible condition most infrastructure is. Also my eyes came across some strange failed infrastructure projects I can’t get my head around. However, I was met by several drunk British lads coming out of pubs so I felt at home.
Well Germany is doing pretty well economically compared to the UK… but yeah… maybe that has something to do with them not reinvesting in their own infrastructure and actually stripping and selling it off for parts basically…
Did you really ever visit any of those cities? Those 3 cities you mentioned have relatively good infrastructure, especially London which has the Underground rail network also known as the "Tube" which is really efficient
Yep. Post-Soviet eastern Europe is booming (or at least it was until Covid). The UK has been stagnant for years and nobody seems to want to do anything about it.
Outside of the big UK cities, the UK is like a horror movie you are trapped in. If you go from town to town, it's like you are moving, but the same exact identical piece of shit town keeps materialising around you.
Its the complete opposite, the big cities are all the exact same clone of eachother, the small towns and the countryside are the only redeeming part of britain
@@lewislorethe6553 Yeah, I totally agree. The villages, small towns and countryside are my favourite parts of England. They are very peaceful and they don't look identical. There are ancient churches in every village and nice pubs etc... The main reason I enjoy life here is because we have such a beautiful countryside with so many well-preserved ancient sites and old buildings. I don't know what that guy is on about.
Crewe does at least have a pub in the station, so you can drown your sorrows about missing your important event/meeting due to a cancelled train without having to venture into actual Crewe
getting stuck in Crewe cos of the bad railway system in this country is so relatable, I have never had any desire to go there ever yet I have spent roughly 10 hours of my life stuck there on multiple occassions. Also how could you leave out the jordies.
It's almost like some English right of passage to prove your resilience. We have all been stuck in Crewe, we are lucky to be the ones who managed to leave.
@@Icyy4406Sheffield isn’t too bad I’ve only seen one dead body in town centre, just if you decide to take the tram don’t go on the blue route past crystal peaks or the purple route full stop
@@komradekevinthekommuneistd7362 yeah its not that bad just the sheer amount of brutalist architecture following the blitz is aesthetically shit. Also north of the city centre is a hellhole, been mugged twice in burngreave and whenever you're walking through arundel gate theres a decent chance the smackhead goblin swarm will try to harass you if they're not already fighting each other
I love being British because our entire culture is lietrally "its shit here and we hate it here but don't you dare insult our terrible country because we love it and it's the best country and only we get to insult it because we live here and know how shit this lovely place is and where we live is the worst and roughest place in the entire uk so its better than your city and you should definitely come visit becauseits really pretty!! ❤❤🎉😊🎉🎉❤" And optional "the people are nice" (but only if you live in the North) and also "its a great night out" (but only if you live in the city centre, and nobody lives in the city centre if they can avoid it) Seriously though Newcastle is the best place to exist and there is so much nearby ❤
As a northerner who visited London twice in his life, here is my summary of the experience. - When in the city just trying to see Buckingham Palace, I was obstructing at least 5 people's paths at any one point in time - For the same price that I could stay in a really nice hotel up north, I stayed in a hotel with boarded up windows and food that tasted of literally nothing. Like, when you're eating and you have a cold but without you having a cold. - Saw an Italian takeaway with a Spanish name run by a family of Turks - Heard someone buying a Guinness and the total was £6.90 Overall, if you want to have a nice time in England go to somewhere like Keswick, York, Lincoln, North Pennines, or other places up north. Nicer places, cheaper all round, nicer people, quieter, more scenic. York has a big market which has loads of interesting shops, Flamingo land is mint, lots of cool stuff to look at. London is shit.
I'm from nyc. It's very similar here to London. The rest of the country hates us, we're the coldest in terms of personality, we hate slow walkers, i hate the trains where I have to sit right across from someone, it's expensive af, it's full of weirdos in the streets.
The only thing wrong about the tier list is the fact that Crewe is in F tier...Crewe deserves its own tier so low down that you can almost feel the fires of hell emanating from beneath the surface
I just want him to visit Grimsby. The clues in the name. I spent a few nights there for work. First introduction was the hotel receptionist telling us it’s a good idea to remove any valuable tools from our vans because there’s a high chance your van will get screwed. Later that evening, I went for a smoke outside of the spoons hotel at the railway station we were staying at, and a homeless guy comes up to me on crutches asking for a tenner to get the train to the hospital because he just got hit by a car. Told him the last train had already left but I’d call an ambulance for him. Shook his head, left his crutches at the door and walked perfectly fine into spoons for a pint.
I'm Italian, I've been several times in the UK (my sister studied there), your cities and towns are really lovely. The only time I felt pretty unsafe was, of course, in Coventry at night, and mind I'm used to Rome at night but there it was even worse. By the way Coventry too is a nice city, but only before sunset 😂
@jameslovelace4809 I didn’t know San Francisco became that bad. I went more than ten years ago, and saw homelessness was a pretty terrible problem compared to where I live.
@@mizuki2264 Nah, the red states are relatively safe. It's the homelessness and drug problems in blue states that make them dangerous. Sorry to make it political but the Democratic party has gone very wrong. They do nothing to combat wealth inequality while encouraging drug use and preventing the police from doing their jobs and citizens from protecting themselves. The Republicans suck too but at least red cities aren't a warzone.
@@mizuki2264 It ain't that bad for the most part. It's the coastal cities that are crazy. It's the combination of underfunded police, lax drug policy and crazy social inequality. It's kind of a flashback to the 70s, where NYC and LA were dangerous hellholes (hence Taxi Driver, Death Wish etc. being what they are.)
Bristol has gotta be the best city in the U.K., it’s just really bloody nice. It’s expensive, but coming from London it’s a fair bit cheaper still. The South West is generally good vibes and the travel links in Bristol aren’t shite. I’ve lived in North London my whole life but I’m moving to Bristol as soon as possible.
As a Brazilian who spent 10 years learning English and who has recently been to London for the first time, 0:31 pretty much sums up the experience I had there. Not the Nine O'Clock News wasn't wrong depicting the UK as a chaotic, messy and weird place. Lovely experience 10/10 recommend to everyone
I think York is quite nice, and there's a lot of very pretty villages in the UK. Cities themselves are not typically aesthetically pleasing though at all. No one talks about it much, but we have some absolutely stunning nature.
Other cities you could cover: York Preston Newcastle Blackpool (yeah yeah technically its a town but its basically just a city without a cathedral) Glasgow Edinburgh Wolverhampton
i live in oxfordshire its a place with lots of old people and students and stuff, not too much to do around here if you dont live near westgate honestly
I'm French and worked in London. It seems to me that Northern England is way more authentically European and English than London. That said, it seems much more deprived, low educated, and unfortunately filled with immigration too. But the people are more normal and human than London people who are just apathetic. Honestly for a normal person, living outside London seems better if you just want to have fun with friendly more fun people.
“unfortunately filled with immigration”- in this context, you’re an immigrant too. The rest of your statement is understandable, but might want to reconsider that part
Carlisle and Newcastle are cities that really should belong to Scotland. Geordies get on with Scots better than the English. And they can actually understand what geordies are saying.
As someone from Crewe (I tell people I live in Cheshire and hope they don't press further) this is the most accurate description of my hometown I've seen yet
Honestly, don't blame you, me mum use to do the same thing when she emigrated to the uk *(back when the wirral was part of cheshire). Also I just fine it funny merseyside was made on April fools day.
Norwich is an extremely underrated city. Born in London, grew up in Norwich, then lived in Sheffield for 6 years, and Nottingham for 2 years. Outside of East Anglia people think Norwich is some tiny rural town with nothing going on. In reality there is more to do in Norwich (200k population) than Sheffield (550k population). It's metropolitan enough that basically it's got everything you need, small enough you can really easily get around, out of the way enough that it's friendly (more than Sheff and Notts for sure), it's very safe, almost as pretty as Bristol while being pretty flat, and you're close to the seaside. Night club scene is not great but they're all the same when you're drunk anyway, and the pubs are fantastic.
I ran into a guy in London who could only say numbers and measurements. Just limped around the streets say "14 centimeters" "1054" "8 kilometers" "14 basketball"
As a person who cannot read, has never set foot in the UK, and generally live my life on the internet, I can confirm that this is a very accurate portrayal of British cities.
As a German tourist in 2018 I was very surprised about Edinburgh being mostly a very nice city and completely shocked about Glasgow being the complete opposite. I expected Scotland to be a lot more baby on the ceiling.
I actually slept in a bush in Crewe when having to wait for a train, think it was outside an ASDA. Also, Purple Aki gets a bad rap - all he wanted to do was feel my biceps and was totally polite about it.
As a Milton Keynian, don't ever attempt to come here, a fog will settle and the roundabouts will trap you until you give up and settle in Milton Keynes, joining the rest of us - eternally damned
I'm from the UK. Great coastal cities South of London include Canterbury, Brighton and Exeter. Up North there's York and there's Edinburgh, in Scotland. Bath and Guilford would be on my list too if I were visiting the UK from abroad. Some amazing rural villages and small towns in between them all too. It's a tiny island with many stark differences in culture, scenery and people from region to region. I'd highly recommend a tour of the place. Despite all it faults and often questionable collective sanity. Please do come! 🙂
@@beadleywaslive2095 Agreed. Canterbury was a cheeky insertion there, but in my defence, using the US notion of distance it's pretty much on the coast.
I love London, one time i leaned too hard on my bike while taking a turn and my pedals hit the asphalt which threw me off infront of traffic, sprained my ankle, took a minute to gather my self, and some dude came up to me and offered me icecream and asked if i'm ok. Top 10 interactions of all time.
I would like to learn more about the Viking settlement of Jorvik, or the Cornwall-adjacent Plymouth, and if you have the any spare time, Swindon would make an interesting case study.
You can get a good feel of how rough a uk town or city by how many bookies there are on the high street. Take Cardiff for example where there is a ladbrokes right next to a paddy power just down from a poundland
kinda made me chuckle in a dark way how you spoke about Bristolian's having better mental health while showing a panning shot of the Clifton suspension bridge, a bridge known for people jumping off it
@@prajvalrao4871 Its just part of of our culture to be self deprecating, we know that really compared to a lot of places in the world the quality of life in the UK is great. But the fact that most of the world hates us because of the past we kinda embrace it. All of the rain doesn't help either lol
@@prajvalrao4871 Very few people genuinely think it’s that bad to live here (England), it’s just an almost countrywide inside joke. If someone who’s never been asked me if they should come here I’d recommend it but doesn’t stop me taking the piss out of certain aspects of living here
@@prajvalrao4871 British people show patriotism by mocking themselves, it's a national sport. At the same time, we tend to like the way things are here better than anywhere else, and even when we complain about typical British weather we secretly long for it after having about 3 weeks of hot sunny days without any rain.
Yeah, in the US, it's so common that it doesn't make headlines unless the victim is a non-minority. I mean getting knifed isn't that bad compared to the mountain of medical bills you'll accrue if you're uninsured. The inevitable medical debt is the real knife in the gut.
Another unfun fact, the UK as a whole has the lowest knife related deaths per capita in the world tied with Tunisia and Oman think. It’s about as blown out of proportion in terms of severity as can be.
People blow it up because it's useful for race-baiting (just conveniently ignore how white on white knife crime is more common) which scares John living in Westminster who won't get stabbed anytime soon but thinks it's a nightmare in Brixton or smthn. Knife crime is still an issue, just that it's so overblown.
I'd be curious to see what your opinion on Jersey is. Not a city, but the island is so small (like London is bigger by area), that it may as well be. 🇯🇪
How did crewe get a shout out?! That's some high level British geography knowledge. Avoid crewe, crewe can't even get a weatherspoons. A weatherspoons. There to classy for crewe!!!
As someone who lives in Bristol, I’ve dealt with the lower hills pretty easy my whole life. Recently got into Bristol uni and on my second week walking there from home I was literally dying getting up st Michael’s hill. Even the locals die if we have to go up it more than three times a week, no judgement for anyone having trouble
I moved to Liverpool and really enjoy it , very musical and arty city , also with the benefits of being cheap and the people are nice. I feel like if you want to appreciate the city moore you need to be shown around by a local as there's a lot more than the city centre.
words alone cannot describe the absolute terror i was in while being on the tube in a very short maid dress while some random guy screamed at me while holding a box of celebrations. never again.
Its true as a Northerner from Cumbria, we are all terrified of London. Then I moved to Isle of Man, my gf made me fly to London to visit quite often and I realised it’s actually quite good. Up here, we do nature and friendliness and lack of traffic well. But London has everyone beat on pretty much everything else
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We Need Crewe vs Grimsby vs Scunthorpe vs Smethwick (Danny G land)
(The ultimate shitty north england cities final showdown)
Alternatively: Las Vegas vs SkegVegas
love to see machynlleth made the list enjoyable swimming pool with a good water slide (water slides have better funding in wales than england) but dont cause smoke on the bmx track also dont go near newtown if ur in the area but llanidloes is a nice town.
Hi.
Slough has been massively improved by the addition of the Elizabeth line which now makes it easier than ever to leave Slough as fast as humanly possible
me after hearing “We are sorry that the Elizabeth line is cancelled” for the 193826th time in the morning 💀💀💀💀
Do luton next pls
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its pronounced slug btw
SLOUGH IS A MUSLIM TOWN
Londoners are so unfriendly it actually helps them sometimes.
When the Parsons Green Bomber tried to detonate an IED on the London Underground, his materials were so heavy, he had to drag it along the ground (CCTV records this). Londoners all around him just ignored him. Literally anywhere else in the U.K., someone would have stopped and helped him and people would have potentially died, but because it was London, nobody helped him and as a result there were no fatalities
@@AliceChengakaTheGreatCyanide”move out the way you’re so selfish”
Damn imagine that your a tourist from like the US or something and then you randomly see someone carrying like 50Kg of high calibre explosives whilst trying to figure out the transportation maps think it would be a nice reminder of home for them
@@fungusz_4292 Genuinely yesterday I was fuming because two people were walking abreast on a 2 person wide path and I was ready to just have a go at them. London does things to a lad
@@xander1052 you know something, this I can confirm. I generally have a much harder time just existing in London than I do in any other UK City and I regularly visit Peterborough
@@MaxwelloftheClocktowerim from the poorest ghetto shithole known as bognor and i swear even London got me acting up 😂😂 my first day i got here i saw someone get stabbed to death and everyone just minded their business
I went down to London to visit my girlfriend recently, and you're absolutely right about the London underground. Everyone there looks like they've had their souls sucked out through their toenails. No talking, no smiles, just the malignant atmosphere of depression hovering in the air like a cloud of smog. Speaking of smog, the air down there is barely breathable. I don't know how you can go through the London underground for your commute everyday without developing emphysema man. And when I came up into London itself through the underground, the depression I saw on the tube started to make more sense. It's such a stilted, colourless hellhole, I guess people's attitudes slowly grow to match the grey, concrete surroundings
Being from Stoke, first time I went down to London I was shocked at how miserable everyone was. Couldn't say hello without being looked at like an alien. Might be in England but London is not my England.
london is many things but not grey and concrete. dont know what bit you went to
Good analysis it’s true .
The trains themselves can be pretty colourful, I think it's mainly because the people using the tube are mostly people going to or coming back from work, so they're tired, and it shows on their faces. And people don't really converse because they usually travel alone.
The tube is often the only alone time you get hahaha
You’re either at home with housemates or family and drained by them or at work / out socialising and drained by that.
The tube is a relaxing experience where you can briefly forget everything
My London experience:
-Getting yelled at for being European when they heard me speak my native language
-Not seeing Big Ben because of scaffolding
-Being offered a cold tin of beans for breakfast at the place I stayed at
-Getting macaroni thrown at my head by homeless people near Piccadilly Circus
10/10 would London again 🇬🇧
Dam u must have picked the wrong place I've lived hear my whole life Speaking my traditional language and the only issue was being called Chinese
And I think food is just bad in this country but all of my family who moved here either hate the food or think baked beans are a English delicacy
(London is in Europe btw)
I was offered 50p pot noodle for breakfast in Blackpool
I'm really surprised by the native language thing. Over 50% of the people who are out and about in London are non-English so you'd think they would be used to it haha
@@AlexanderSilver1996nah at least 70% of londoners first language is English...
pay for a better bnb you cheap swine
Britain is the reason why the British are the best sailors and fiction writers in the world LOL
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Indeed the most effective methods of rowing away from Britain had to be found
They sick of their gloominess, ended up vaping their whole industries just to give themselves a feeling of life
Well you don't say
as a milton keynes resident, i can confirm we dont exist and rishi sunak pays us a tenner weekly to keep quiet
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starmer’s upped it to fifteen quid i heard
I live near Milton Keynes and can confirm that when you walk there it just stops rendering
@@herrforeheadDead pixel. Lol
Bristol is a friendly place. I've never been somewhere where so many strangers just start talking to me and ask for spare change.
You should come visit perth, western australia, people will come start talking to you, won't give a fuck what you have to say and start threatening you or guilt tripping you into giving them spare change.
Try Manchester
Only place that trumps it in this regard is Brighton.
imo Brighton is like London,
near the seaside, it's more expensive there
@@jordijonesfull of 🚬 in Brighton
I'm from Newcastle, but my dad drove to Birmingham once for work and parked on the street outside the community centre, in a housing estate.
When he went in, he asked the man if his car was ok parked there (just as a courtesy, since he didn't want to block anyone's driveway) and the man looked out of the window at the car, turned back to my dad, and said "nah mate, its a BMW so no one'll touch it, that'll just assume it belongs to a drug dealer" 😳
as a Brummie this is very very believable
Sounds about right tbh
Now as a brummy I can 1000% believe this although Tom cruise and his bmw weren't so lucky when he visited 🤣
5 mins into my first visit to Birmingham 2 Blacked out BMWs parked in front of a shop and half a dozen gang members got out of them, so yeah i get what he meant lol
How you managed to put London at the top is so thoroughly beyond my comprehension that I might have a cardiac arrest outside the local market
It’s the best
Cambridge, Oxford, York, Norwich, Lincoln, Peterborough, Leeds, and Nottingham would be perfect cities to be on your tier list since they have different costumes and levels of poshness
>Peterborough
>Posh
Are you trying to get him murdered?
Peterborough would be rubbish for this, it's just so incredibly slightly less than average, although it's very multicultural and you'll rarely get stuck in traffic. Most people here hate the place, but it isn't awful, it's just a bit boring sometimes
@@squorcle3607I visited your city a few weeks ago (you've got a wonderful cathedral by the way) and it seemed like a kind of poor or depressed place to me. Lots of people on the streets with seemingly nothing to do, lots of guys in hoodies looking kind of suspicious, closed shops, just a feeling of poverty really. I also saw something similar in Gloucester and even Oxford in some ways.
Was it only my impression?
Does it have to do with Brexit and covid, considering the previous time I went to Britain was 2019?
I really had the impression that Britain was poorer than my country, Italy, even though before the pandemic and Brexit it always looked the opposite (except Lancaster, Lancaster looked very poor and depressed even in 2018)
I agree with most of these but Peterborough is mid
Peterborough is full of surly third worlders. Horrible these days.
As a person who lives in Worcester, I'm glad you portrayed us realistically.
Foregate maccies is full of freaks, accurate representation
your city is automatically trash the moment it's spelled in a way that u can't even guess it's pronunciation from it's spelling. I don't make the rules, mate
As a person that lives in Milton Keynes, we do not exist
Europe should stay white
Same here, being in Massachusetts and all /j
I recently got stuck in Crewe at night for a few hours because my connecting train to Chester was cancelled. Not one to let an opportunity to explore a new place slip by me, I went for a wander into the town centre.
I've never seen such a high concentration of take aways in one place, I was the only person not wearing track suit bottoms, and the same patrol car passed me three times. I eventually found a corner shop selling a wide variety of vapes.
8/10 still better than London.
It should be illegal for trains to swap over at Crewe. Psychological torture trying to kill 2 hours there!
Wanting to go to Chester and ending up in fucking Crewe must have been traumatising
I'm from Crewe and your description of the town is accurate
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Ah yes you’re on about Nantwich Road better known in Crewe as Take away alley
Things that define Bristol:
- Hills
- Stokes Croft and all the accompanying nightclubs
- Natives' rhotic accent
- Trip-hop
- Stephen Merchant
Overall, a city beautiful.
Also thanks for mentioning Gdańsk, chum!
Trip hop da 🐐
Don't forget the local crackheads down in broadmead
Turbo island on Stokes Croft especially, classiest place for a night out in the city
it's soyboy heaven, filled with middle class ponces that have been priced out of london.
i think of skins uk when i think of bristol maybe im just american
As a Vietnamese, Peruvian who's never been outside of Congo I can testify this depiction of New Zealand to be accurate.
you live in congo? hows it like
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@@supernicecoolgirlthey actually live in Greece lol
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One of my teachers used to teach in a school in Slough. Some of the things that happened:
- the headteacher wouldn’t leave them alone until signing a dodgy contract
- a kid brought a machete into school
- another kid got an entire bottle of gin, downed it in the assembly and puked everything out.
As a German geezer I‘ve been to London, Brighton and Newcastle and I was shocked of how old and in what terrible condition most infrastructure is. Also my eyes came across some strange failed infrastructure projects I can’t get my head around. However, I was met by several drunk British lads coming out of pubs so I felt at home.
Well Germany is doing pretty well economically compared to the UK… but yeah… maybe that has something to do with them not reinvesting in their own infrastructure and actually stripping and selling it off for parts basically…
Failed infrastructure? Deutsche Bahn waves hi 😂
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Das droht auch Deutschland
Did you really ever visit any of those cities? Those 3 cities you mentioned have relatively good infrastructure, especially London which has the Underground rail network also known as the "Tube" which is really efficient
As an Italian who used to live in Crewe I can just agree, how is possible I used to be there
Help me
Cosa ti ha portato a vivere lì
I still live there
@@solaireastora5394 i can provide a list of nice things to do:
- escape
😂😂
@@riukeyaghamy1285 esperienza all estero, avevo dei parenti li e quindi per comodità sono andato lì
the milton keynes slander was so personal lol! love your videos geopoldd! - person from MK
living in britain sometimes feels more like post-soviet eastern europe than post-soviet eastern europe
Thatcher moment
Gotta understand some Polish to live here
Thank the tory scum.
Yep. Post-Soviet eastern Europe is booming (or at least it was until Covid).
The UK has been stagnant for years and nobody seems to want to do anything about it.
Post soviet Eastern Europe is ages ahead in infrastructure and maintenance rn tbh
Outside of the big UK cities, the UK is like a horror movie you are trapped in. If you go from town to town, it's like you are moving, but the same exact identical piece of shit town keeps materialising around you.
never read a truer sentence in my life
The suburbs of cities tend to be quite nice and peaceful
Its the complete opposite, the big cities are all the exact same clone of eachother, the small towns and the countryside are the only redeeming part of britain
@@lewislorethe6553 Yeah, I totally agree. The villages, small towns and countryside are my favourite parts of England. They are very peaceful and they don't look identical. There are ancient churches in every village and nice pubs etc... The main reason I enjoy life here is because we have such a beautiful countryside with so many well-preserved ancient sites and old buildings. I don't know what that guy is on about.
Crewe does at least have a pub in the station, so you can drown your sorrows about missing your important event/meeting due to a cancelled train without having to venture into actual Crewe
getting stuck in Crewe cos of the bad railway system in this country is so relatable, I have never had any desire to go there ever yet I have spent roughly 10 hours of my life stuck there on multiple occassions. Also how could you leave out the jordies.
the jordies should never be mentioned. i fear them.
Ironic for a town which once had the largest railway works in the UK
I only know it because Henry the green engine got overhauled there
10 hours? I’ve been stuck here 20 years
It's almost like some English right of passage to prove your resilience. We have all been stuck in Crewe, we are lucky to be the ones who managed to leave.
As a Bristolian, I can confirm that this is all 100% true.
Agreed
Turbo island
@@JAFFA_Ow Some sacrifices must be made
@@JAFFA_OwI think they should put a HSBC building there
I'd really like to go there sometime
i love how the other cities have scenery in the background and then liverpool just has the beatles
As a person from Sheffield, I am dying of laughter of how you portrayed some of the cities XD
Be careful or he'll do sheffield in part 2
@@Icyy4406Sheffield isn’t too bad I’ve only seen one dead body in town centre, just if you decide to take the tram don’t go on the blue route past crystal peaks or the purple route full stop
Sheff is alright, better than all the upper middle-class hippycrits in bristol
Moved to shef last year love it here
@@komradekevinthekommuneistd7362 yeah its not that bad just the sheer amount of brutalist architecture following the blitz is aesthetically shit. Also north of the city centre is a hellhole, been mugged twice in burngreave and whenever you're walking through arundel gate theres a decent chance the smackhead goblin swarm will try to harass you if they're not already fighting each other
I love being British because our entire culture is lietrally "its shit here and we hate it here but don't you dare insult our terrible country because we love it and it's the best country and only we get to insult it because we live here and know how shit this lovely place is and where we live is the worst and roughest place in the entire uk so its better than your city and you should definitely come visit becauseits really pretty!! ❤❤🎉😊🎉🎉❤"
And optional "the people are nice" (but only if you live in the North) and also "its a great night out" (but only if you live in the city centre, and nobody lives in the city centre if they can avoid it)
Seriously though Newcastle is the best place to exist and there is so much nearby ❤
yeah. Pretty much.
The British nationalistic denial is like boasting about a muddy pothole instead of fixing the damn road.
btec Sunderland
As a northerner who visited London twice in his life, here is my summary of the experience.
- When in the city just trying to see Buckingham Palace, I was obstructing at least 5 people's paths at any one point in time
- For the same price that I could stay in a really nice hotel up north, I stayed in a hotel with boarded up windows and food that tasted of literally nothing. Like, when you're eating and you have a cold but without you having a cold.
- Saw an Italian takeaway with a Spanish name run by a family of Turks
- Heard someone buying a Guinness and the total was £6.90
Overall, if you want to have a nice time in England go to somewhere like Keswick, York, Lincoln, North Pennines, or other places up north. Nicer places, cheaper all round, nicer people, quieter, more scenic. York has a big market which has loads of interesting shops, Flamingo land is mint, lots of cool stuff to look at. London is shit.
Northerner moment
lmk where can you get pints of guiness for £7, thats a hell of a deal
LINCOLN MENTIONED
I'm from nyc. It's very similar here to London. The rest of the country hates us, we're the coldest in terms of personality, we hate slow walkers, i hate the trains where I have to sit right across from someone, it's expensive af, it's full of weirdos in the streets.
@@dangercat9188 do you eventually want to move or are you going to stay in NYC? :)
The only thing wrong about the tier list is the fact that Crewe is in F tier...Crewe deserves its own tier so low down that you can almost feel the fires of hell emanating from beneath the surface
Slough? Hull? Coventry?
I just want him to visit Grimsby. The clues in the name. I spent a few nights there for work. First introduction was the hotel receptionist telling us it’s a good idea to remove any valuable tools from our vans because there’s a high chance your van will get screwed. Later that evening, I went for a smoke outside of the spoons hotel at the railway station we were staying at, and a homeless guy comes up to me on crutches asking for a tenner to get the train to the hospital because he just got hit by a car. Told him the last train had already left but I’d call an ambulance for him. Shook his head, left his crutches at the door and walked perfectly fine into spoons for a pint.
As a person from Crewe, I agree (I swear this is the first time i've ever heard it mentioned in a video before, but it is very accurate)
I don't know if I should be honoured or not with my hometown finally getting a mention
average crewe femboy
A fellow crewe survivor I see. Its a hard life
Silence is golden, it is never awkward. Talking inanely with strangers is ALWAYS awkward.
as someone who lives in bristol, youre spot on, my legs always hurt
I thought I was weird for getting tired walking around there when I went there.
You must ascend park street until you reach dad calves
All I gotta say is anyone from Westbury-on-Trym must have really strong legs
I'm Italian, I've been several times in the UK (my sister studied there), your cities and towns are really lovely. The only time I felt pretty unsafe was, of course, in Coventry at night, and mind I'm used to Rome at night but there it was even worse. By the way Coventry too is a nice city, but only before sunset 😂
@jameslovelace4809
I didn’t know San Francisco became that bad. I went more than ten years ago, and saw homelessness was a pretty terrible problem compared to where I live.
@@mizuki2264 At this point it's basically a horde shooter map.
@rdrrr And this is why I’m so terrified of America
@@mizuki2264 Nah, the red states are relatively safe. It's the homelessness and drug problems in blue states that make them dangerous.
Sorry to make it political but the Democratic party has gone very wrong. They do nothing to combat wealth inequality while encouraging drug use and preventing the police from doing their jobs and citizens from protecting themselves. The Republicans suck too but at least red cities aren't a warzone.
@@mizuki2264 It ain't that bad for the most part. It's the coastal cities that are crazy. It's the combination of underfunded police, lax drug policy and crazy social inequality.
It's kind of a flashback to the 70s, where NYC and LA were dangerous hellholes (hence Taxi Driver, Death Wish etc. being what they are.)
He’s right about MK. It’s a government experiment. If you’ve ever drove around MK you’ll understand how painfully frustrating it is.
The layout maybe, but traffic is literally non-existent so not much to complain about there mate
@@Seb512 Wdym traffic is non-existent there is literally a roundabout with multiple traffic lights on it every five minutes
It's often faster to walk around mk
@@ulyloo123 generally speaking, though council “improvement” schemes have worsened things a bit
As a German who doesn’t live in Crewe, I can only agree on how you have portrayed my hometown here
gdansk is polish
@@pleasekindlyhelpmereach50k79 DANZIG
allahu akbar ? hahaha german schwaben!@@josefstrauss9017
Bristol has gotta be the best city in the U.K., it’s just really bloody nice. It’s expensive, but coming from London it’s a fair bit cheaper still. The South West is generally good vibes and the travel links in Bristol aren’t shite. I’ve lived in North London my whole life but I’m moving to Bristol as soon as possible.
Yeah it's calm definitely not the prettiest city though idk what bros smoking😂
We dont want you londoners coming here, rents gone through the roof
@@user-dk9hg7bz2l what were the rent be for like a two bed flat?
@@serinadelmar6012 1.5k/m if you move central
It's precisely because of smug London ballaches who've sold some lean-to in Hackney for a million quid that Bristol is being destroyed.
that absolute masterpiece of an intro. had to rewatch it 10 times
As a Brazilian who spent 10 years learning English and who has recently been to London for the first time, 0:31 pretty much sums up the experience I had there. Not the Nine O'Clock News wasn't wrong depicting the UK as a chaotic, messy and weird place. Lovely experience 10/10 recommend to everyone
Vem para Portugal pá!
@@vommir. eu estive em Portugal no retorno da minha viagem e eu me encantei pelo teu país. Voltaria num piscar de olhos.
@@j.p.ribeiro4826 🙌 ótimo!
Britain is a hotchpotch off all sorts of strange stuff
More people should review cities based purely on their flagship Maccies.
hull flagship maccies is shite like the rest of the city, must be a connection
Or the flagship Hungry Jack's, which is what we do with Brisbane. It's the spawn point of the city.
Preston's flagship Maccies is full of children who shouldn't be scary at their age but terrify everyone.
Seen someone give a lap dance for some nuggies at the maccies in Canterbury
Thanks!
As a foreigner, it's odd to see someone referring to a city such as Bristol as the pinnacle of England's urban beauty
very few cities here have a barely aesthetic landscape. id say the city with the best landscape is london but central london. anywhere else looks sad
I think York is quite nice, and there's a lot of very pretty villages in the UK. Cities themselves are not typically aesthetically pleasing though at all. No one talks about it much, but we have some absolutely stunning nature.
Haha I’m a Brit and have lived in and love Bristol but I also wouldn’t consider it a particular attractive city, outside of certain areas
Yeah, most of Bristol, especially the outskirts are so grey and depressing
Oh I really like the spires of Oxford....
Other cities you could cover:
York
Preston
Newcastle
Blackpool (yeah yeah technically its a town but its basically just a city without a cathedral)
Glasgow
Edinburgh
Wolverhampton
Belfast
Glasgow: shithole
Edinburgh: shithole, but with 24 Pride months in every year.
Bath
As someone whose been to all of these places this is an essential list to cover
leeds
the "back to your biscuit tin" guy was hilarious
Seeing random streets in bristol I regularly travel in a geopold video is surreal
I'm a Belgian man who's lived in Bristol and London and I can confirm this is 100% facts
Ah Belgium - Where a city as nice as Bruges can co-exist in the same country as Charleroi. The duality of man
i live in oxfordshire its a place with lots of old people and students and stuff, not too much to do around here if you dont live near westgate honestly
Love your videos man. Always looking forward to the next upload!
You Need To Make Gdańsk Most English Place 🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇮🇱🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
Polish Zion is to move all the Poles back here cause UK is dead out
Danzig
Gdańsk gurom!!!!
Why has bro snuck in the occupied Palestine flag?
@@Madboiwastaken-_-
I'm French and worked in London.
It seems to me that Northern England is way more authentically European and English than London.
That said, it seems much more deprived, low educated, and unfortunately filled with immigration too.
But the people are more normal and human than London people who are just apathetic.
Honestly for a normal person, living outside London seems better if you just want to have fun with friendly more fun people.
how funny, an inmigrant calling other people inmigrants. Or maybe you were an expat?(?)
“unfortunately filled with immigration”- in this context, you’re an immigrant too. The rest of your statement is understandable, but might want to reconsider that part
Please rate the last stronghold before the Wilderness known as Scotland, Carlisle!
Oof is it possible I'm not the only one who thought it was in Scotland at one point?? 😭
@@cammytheangora2008 No, you're not... we're used to it at this point...
what even is there in Carlisle? I've driven past it 100 times but never visited
Carlisle IS the wilderness bruv
Carlisle and Newcastle are cities that really should belong to Scotland. Geordies get on with Scots better than the English. And they can actually understand what geordies are saying.
As someone from Crewe (I tell people I live in Cheshire and hope they don't press further) this is the most accurate description of my hometown I've seen yet
Honestly, don't blame you, me mum use to do the same thing when she emigrated to the uk *(back when the wirral was part of cheshire). Also I just fine it funny merseyside was made on April fools day.
I live at the posh end of crewe, uhh Underwood Lane
Mate that’s exactly what I do out of pure embarrassment 🤣🤣🤣
As a Bristolian I can confirm that we do indeed love our geek bars and disposable vapes.
Wow_mao got sponsored by Raid: Shadow Legends, Geopold got sponsored by a scam data-harvester.
Perfectly balanced.
Do that shit actually earn you money tho?
@@Elaydzha No
@@ElaydzhaProbably like 3 pound a year or something you earn from it probably.
Norwich is an extremely underrated city. Born in London, grew up in Norwich, then lived in Sheffield for 6 years, and Nottingham for 2 years. Outside of East Anglia people think Norwich is some tiny rural town with nothing going on. In reality there is more to do in Norwich (200k population) than Sheffield (550k population). It's metropolitan enough that basically it's got everything you need, small enough you can really easily get around, out of the way enough that it's friendly (more than Sheff and Notts for sure), it's very safe, almost as pretty as Bristol while being pretty flat, and you're close to the seaside.
Night club scene is not great but they're all the same when you're drunk anyway, and the pubs are fantastic.
best thing about Norwich has got to be the train station, where you can catch a class 720 to leave the city
the cosmo buffet in norwich is amazing
Norwich is the most underrated city going tbf
Norwich is an actual shithole. Glad I only was there for a few days
TRUEEEE literally anywhere in norfolk or suffolk no one from outside of those areas know abt
Your editing is second to none 😂😂😂😂
My dad once got chased by Purple Aki in town. Proud to have Aki as our scouse mascot
Being chased by Aki is a right of passage for Liverpudlians
I seen him in Birkenhead market
As a person that our parents decided to move from poland to crewe, I must say that my life has been miserable
Wkrotce angole beda u nas jebac na truskawkach ;D zemsta.
@@shazzshank tak hahah
I ran into a guy in London who could only say numbers and measurements. Just limped around the streets say "14 centimeters" "1054" "8 kilometers" "14 basketball"
As a person who cannot read, has never set foot in the UK, and generally live my life on the internet, I can confirm that this is a very accurate portrayal of British cities.
As a Filipino who has never been to the UK, I can confirm that John Maynard Keynes is indeed cap
As a German tourist in 2018 I was very surprised about Edinburgh being mostly a very nice city and completely shocked about Glasgow being the complete opposite. I expected Scotland to be a lot more baby on the ceiling.
I actually slept in a bush in Crewe when having to wait for a train, think it was outside an ASDA. Also, Purple Aki gets a bad rap - all he wanted to do was feel my biceps and was totally polite about it.
As a Milton Keynian, don't ever attempt to come here, a fog will settle and the roundabouts will trap you until you give up and settle in Milton Keynes, joining the rest of us - eternally damned
Don’t forget the air raid sirens far off in the distance
@@SportyMabamba or the tyre squeals from the guy in the BMW sliding the roundabouts.
Your football team is fake
I will soon be moving to Bristol, so thank you for this review
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0:04, 2:32, 5:10 Rebound X - Rhythm 'N' Gash
1:44 Youngstar - Pulse X
1:51 Skepta - Autopsy (Instrumental)
2:05 Wiley - Morgue
3:43 UK Apachi & Shy FX - Original Nuttah
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Pulse X is a certified hood classic
0:34 svard-deadweight slowed
I'm from the UK. Great coastal cities South of London include Canterbury, Brighton and Exeter.
Up North there's York and there's Edinburgh, in Scotland. Bath and Guilford would be on my list too if I were visiting the UK from abroad.
Some amazing rural villages and small towns in between them all too. It's a tiny island with many stark differences in culture, scenery and people from region to region. I'd highly recommend a tour of the place. Despite all it faults and often questionable collective sanity. Please do come! 🙂
I wouldn't call Canterbury coastal personally, although it is quite close to many towns which are actually on the coast
@@beadleywaslive2095 Agreed. Canterbury was a cheeky insertion there, but in my defence, using the US notion of distance it's pretty much on the coast.
@@jennywren118 I'm assuming by US standards anywhere in the UK could be considered coastal haha
@@beadleywaslive2095 😂😂
I'm concerned about the questionable collective sanity
I love London, one time i leaned too hard on my bike while taking a turn and my pedals hit the asphalt which threw me off infront of traffic, sprained my ankle, took a minute to gather my self, and some dude came up to me and offered me icecream and asked if i'm ok. Top 10 interactions of all time.
nicest man in London
I would like to learn more about the Viking settlement of Jorvik, or the Cornwall-adjacent Plymouth, and if you have the any spare time, Swindon would make an interesting case study.
Mate they call Jorvik York now, its a nice city.
Plymouth is such a dive
No one has called York jorvik for a thousand years 💀💀💀💀
Bro tried to sneak swindon in there 💀
Jorvik? You mean, that small Town in Albion?
As a Bristolian, We’re literally the most woke City, even the rich people in the massive houses from the 1700s are woke 😭 (the houses are uni flats)
You nibbas ain't got shit on Brighton
i mean at least you have sights like that dude with the one arm who was stabbing people last year on roller skates
Bleh, woke cities are the worst.
Not sure about that m8. Brighton is basically the British LA
wait why dont people get enough sleep in bristol? do they get woke up by an airport or something?
Its good to have seen you blow up so much son. Ur a talented guy its good to see you doing well for yourself :)
Leamington Spa was bang on but in their defence the top 3 things to do in Coventry are:
Leave
Escape
Evacuate
You can get a good feel of how rough a uk town or city by how many bookies there are on the high street. Take Cardiff for example where there is a ladbrokes right next to a paddy power just down from a poundland
kinda made me chuckle in a dark way how you spoke about Bristolian's having better mental health while showing a panning shot of the Clifton suspension bridge, a bridge known for people jumping off it
people jump off of every bridge
@@ralphwiggum1203 Well I wouldn't say every bridge. More people jump off the suspension Bridge.
As an ex-fervent goer to Liverpool and now current corpse in the Mersey I can confirm what you said is true
Big John aggressively offering out burgers had me dying 😂
The most factual thing is that grape KA (or KA in general) is the lifeblood of South London
I felt like he talked down london a lot, yet he ranks it higher than bristol, which he essentially worshipped by british city standards
@@prajvalrao4871 We know bro, live here.
@@prajvalrao4871 Its just part of of our culture to be self deprecating, we know that really compared to a lot of places in the world the quality of life in the UK is great. But the fact that most of the world hates us because of the past we kinda embrace it. All of the rain doesn't help either lol
@@prajvalrao4871 Very few people genuinely think it’s that bad to live here (England), it’s just an almost countrywide inside joke.
If someone who’s never been asked me if they should come here I’d recommend it but doesn’t stop me taking the piss out of certain aspects of living here
@@aaaa-xf3hx Oh okay that's good then
@@prajvalrao4871 British people show patriotism by mocking themselves, it's a national sport. At the same time, we tend to like the way things are here better than anywhere else, and even when we complain about typical British weather we secretly long for it after having about 3 weeks of hot sunny days without any rain.
You gotta be shitting me. I was literally planning on moving next to Crewe from Gdańsk. How did you get access to my mind? HOW?!?!
Go Cardiff to be confused why it's a capital city and Edingbrugh to see a genuinely pretty city place is drop dead georgous
Expectations dipped when you mentioned Worcester and Leamington Spa being outside the West Midlands 🤦♂
yep
Unfun fact: London has much less knife crime per 100,000 people than the US
Yeah, in the US, it's so common that it doesn't make headlines unless the victim is a non-minority. I mean getting knifed isn't that bad compared to the mountain of medical bills you'll accrue if you're uninsured. The inevitable medical debt is the real knife in the gut.
@@michaelb2106yea us gov also spikes their water with lead so they can dumbify americans and control them
Another unfun fact, the UK as a whole has the lowest knife related deaths per capita in the world tied with Tunisia and Oman think. It’s about as blown out of proportion in terms of severity as can be.
People blow it up because it's useful for race-baiting (just conveniently ignore how white on white knife crime is more common) which scares John living in Westminster who won't get stabbed anytime soon but thinks it's a nightmare in Brixton or smthn. Knife crime is still an issue, just that it's so overblown.
@@guntergritchin4308fun fact:
London’s murder rate is higher than New York
That clip of Boris offering tea whilst ducking the press is the most quintessentially Bri’ish clip imo.
I'd be curious to see what your opinion on Jersey is. Not a city, but the island is so small (like London is bigger by area), that it may as well be. 🇯🇪
not as good as Guernsey
@@lawrencep8923 I suppose it's a matter of preference. Toad or donkey?
@pierrebegley2746 donkey me. Over in crapaud land for the weekend though
I call it British France
How did crewe get a shout out?! That's some high level British geography knowledge. Avoid crewe, crewe can't even get a weatherspoons. A weatherspoons. There to classy for crewe!!!
As someone who lives in Bristol, I’ve dealt with the lower hills pretty easy my whole life. Recently got into Bristol uni and on my second week walking there from home I was literally dying getting up st Michael’s hill. Even the locals die if we have to go up it more than three times a week, no judgement for anyone having trouble
Saving money to finally go to Birmingham and live an extreme British experience
Why would you save money to go birmingham?
@@LichenLichenLichsame reason why people save money to go to Frankfurt/LA/NYC/Paris
"British"
DONT GO THE PARIS IS SMELLS SO BAD OMG
Go to York for English mate
I find this ironic as someone being from Gdansk 🇵🇱 but currently living in the UK! 🇬🇧😭
we need a part two to this geopold pls
I moved to Liverpool and really enjoy it , very musical and arty city , also with the benefits of being cheap and the people are nice. I feel like if you want to appreciate the city moore you need to be shown around by a local as there's a lot more than the city centre.
It’s one of them cities where you have to stay for a while to appreciate it.
Definitely. I loved it, but then my bessie mate was Scouse, so it was extra lovely. Amazing history/building/arts there too.
Love the addition of Machynlleth, never thought I'd see that place referenced anywhere
As someone from near Coventry and went to college in Leamington. I can attest to this. It's facts.
As an Italian who can identify every English county on a map I can confirm I've never heard of Crewe before
Trust me mate, that's a good thing. It's no man's land haha
words alone cannot describe the absolute terror i was in while being on the tube in a very short maid dress while some random guy screamed at me while holding a box of celebrations. never again.
Gotta do Glasgow next. The city voted to be friendliest in the UK but it’s the stab you and give directions to the hospital kind of friendly.
and at the hospital they would serve me great Glaswegian cuisine such as deep fried heroin
Love Glasgow but i would never go to the east end lol. Gangs and drugs. Still it’s safer than London 🤷♂️ not saying much
As someone from Coventry I am happy to have my city mentioned
Just a shit Birmingham
As a Welsh I can agree that when you understand those 3 words, the people of Cardiff will welcome you
Thank you for making me feel good about being a Bristolian
0:10 source please 🥺
Just realised the beat matches with her talking
Fr the only time I’ve been to Crewe is when my train to Manchester has been cancelled. That reference in here legit made me laugh so loud 😂😂😂
Its true as a Northerner from Cumbria, we are all terrified of London. Then I moved to Isle of Man, my gf made me fly to London to visit quite often and I realised it’s actually quite good.
Up here, we do nature and friendliness and lack of traffic well. But London has everyone beat on pretty much everything else