I watched it... just wanted you to know so I don't have to feel like the passive aggressive end of this video is directed at me... I WATCHED JEZ, I SWEAR
It never fails to amaze me how this team can have such high-brow intellectual conversation and exchanges of wit whilst simultaneously managing to absolutely drop the braincell on the actual game they're apparently playing
Because usually gameplay suffers when you're too involved in conversations. Contrary to popular belief, we are not actually capable of multi-tasking. Somethings going to give out
The Brits exiling a number of criminals to a barren wasteland filled with scorching heat and dangerous animals when the convicts later create a thriving community and have an abundance of wealth due to the whole continents worth of resources and complete safety away from other nations was probably one of the biggest happy accidents ever.
re•clude (transitive or reflexive) To close off, to confine. [from 16th c.] (transitive or reflexive) To seclude, cut off from the community, the world etc.
I liked this video due to Datto's 'post soviet' jokes. I am now commenting due to Datto's 'post soviet' jokes. I will rewatch this video 3 times throughout today for those same jokes. many wow, much love
Jez casually watching Trv and Datto suffering in the boss room was golden. The witty back and forth was on POINT today, great comedy! Happy New Year, Jez!
That casual and deadpan "Yeah I put it as far as I could" almost made me spit my pizza. Happy New Year, Jebbo! May the content flow and the quality remain mediocre. (Just kidding, you're the best.)
"Think about what you're gonna do ahead of time" - Datto on locked loadouts "Imagine just being in a thing and you have to adapt" - Datto 8 seconds later Paul would love to be in a thing and adapt, unfortunately loadouts were locked and he couldnt.
Datto being referred to, exclusively as the husband of Mrs. Trv has big "Jez was adopted" energy and even though Jez would like to call them mom and dad, wont; out of respect.
The maximum amount of things that human brains can remember/focus on at a time is 7 and jez has 6/7 slots taken up at all times by Australian nicknames and dick jokes
I’m so happy! I’ve been in withdrawal from Jez content! Thanks for this :) also Danielle laughing at your but joke was hilarious. It’s hard not to laugh as well when someone genuinely laughs hard
Im a solo player and compared to almost losing my sanity trying to upgrade the Vexcaliber Glaive in the previous Exotic Mission 'Avalon', I'll take Starcrossed any day. So I enjoyed it. Playing solo legend I thought was a good challenge but not too hard. The story actually being good was the biggest surprise though. Hilarious video Jez, as usual.
I like the fact you can really only play this mission twice and get every single catalyst and upgrade and never come back. If you wait long enough like my bro you only gotta do it once 😂
God, jez jokes are the best, but it gets me even more when he is trying to get even a small chuckle from datto. Ahh its just peak and brightens my day. Love you jez
Jez literally wearing any exotic that isn't Stompees: Complete! So many jokes and memes this episode. You guys are really hitting it out of the ballpark today.
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Too late, I already did!
I also already watched it! it was an amazing video and would love more like it Jez
@@pennplayz It’s has monotone complainy guy vibes, which was quite welcome.
I watched it... just wanted you to know so I don't have to feel like the passive aggressive end of this video is directed at me... I WATCHED JEZ, I SWEAR
No.
Jez looks to be running a solar build with actual synergy. Datto has finally got this man to change
Nah. Any synergy he has is purely coincidental and Jez WILL be suing you for defamation.
7 month long seasons will do that to a man *long drag of cigarette*
If jez was listenning to anything he would be running sunshot
@@TheSummoningDarkyou are pretending to be Jez's lawyer. Danielle will be suing you for defamation.
No amount of synergy will make Arbalest good lol
It never fails to amaze me how this team can have such high-brow intellectual conversation and exchanges of wit whilst simultaneously managing to absolutely drop the braincell on the actual game they're apparently playing
Because usually gameplay suffers when you're too involved in conversations. Contrary to popular belief, we are not actually capable of multi-tasking. Somethings going to give out
Gameplay is temporary, meme is eternal
The number of times I watched Jez not have the Sire's buff and nevertheless dump his mags into the shielded minibosses was entirely too many.
@@chrisborges7344 We are capable of multitasking. Full, equal capacity splits on tasks? No, of course not. But general multitasking, sure.
@@ShadowOfEntropy Task switching at a rapid pace, but not multi tasking
If anyone ever wonders why the British shipped their convicts to New South Wales, I just direct them to Jez's channel and ask them "You get it, yeah?"
The Brits exiling a number of criminals to a barren wasteland filled with scorching heat and dangerous animals when the convicts later create a thriving community and have an abundance of wealth due to the whole continents worth of resources and complete safety away from other nations was probably one of the biggest happy accidents ever.
The chemistry between Jez and the TVRs is unparalleled
It warms my heart how much these three people like each other.
Thanks for the serotonin Jez and Mr. and Mrs. Trv.
re•clude
(transitive or reflexive) To close off, to confine. [from 16th c.] (transitive or reflexive) To seclude, cut off from the community, the world etc.
The fact that jez doesnt even play the damn game and has conditional finality that refuses to drop for me is heartbreaking smh
I liked this video due to Datto's 'post soviet' jokes.
I am now commenting due to Datto's 'post soviet' jokes.
I will rewatch this video 3 times throughout today for those same jokes.
many wow, much love
The FSB Likes this
Jez casually watching Trv and Datto suffering in the boss room was golden. The witty back and forth was on POINT today, great comedy! Happy New Year, Jez!
That casual and deadpan "Yeah I put it as far as I could" almost made me spit my pizza.
Happy New Year, Jebbo! May the content flow and the quality remain mediocre. (Just kidding, you're the best.)
2:00 Schrödinger's Crime: It's simultaneously a crime and not, until someone notices/investigates.
Danielle hiding and popping out was one of the most surprisingly cute things I've seen recently. Very wholesome and wonderful ❤
This episode of “I play with my friends Datto and Danielle and we have a really good time :)” was so good
"Think about what you're gonna do ahead of time" - Datto on locked loadouts
"Imagine just being in a thing and you have to adapt" - Datto 8 seconds later
Paul would love to be in a thing and adapt, unfortunately loadouts were locked and he couldnt.
Jez’s idea of a stick that pushes stuff would be really cool for a glaive with a concussive blast that activates when doing the stab combo
Jez is bringing tears to my eyes he's finally embracing his inner hunter and making a proper solar build. Finally, after years it has been done
Datto being referred to, exclusively as the husband of Mrs. Trv has big "Jez was adopted" energy and even though Jez would like to call them mom and dad, wont; out of respect.
Celestial gets buffed this season, jez *swaps to blade barrage*
The maximum amount of things that human brains can remember/focus on at a time is 7 and jez has 6/7 slots taken up at all times by Australian nicknames and dick jokes
I’m so happy! I’ve been in withdrawal from Jez content! Thanks for this :) also Danielle laughing at your but joke was hilarious. It’s hard not to laugh as well when someone genuinely laughs hard
Love the feeling when you are watching a Jez video and discover a new one is out.
Woke up crazy, watched new Jez video, laughed lots, no longer cranky. thanks Jez
It sounds like Datto's thin layer of patience and sanity is slowly slipping from his grip.
datto: youre gonna like the cutscene
jez: put 3 seconds of the cutscene in the video, say nothing, move on
Danielle's Schrödinger's crime sent me ngl😂. I was not prepared for a prepared for a science joke
it was jebs "yeah I put it as far as I could" that sent me
Loving the constant dunking on Datto references when those are the ones I get the most.
I gotta say, the whole video itself is impeccable. I was actually, smiling the whole time.
Mini game: count how many times Jez dies after taking sustained fire but he has a heal nade up and ready
I had an ad for some Star Trek game right as Datto said “a word from our sponsor” and I 100% thought you were sponsored by it 😂😂
Im a solo player and compared to almost losing my sanity trying to upgrade the Vexcaliber Glaive in the previous Exotic Mission 'Avalon', I'll take Starcrossed any day. So I enjoyed it. Playing solo legend I thought was a good challenge but not too hard. The story actually being good was the biggest surprise though. Hilarious video Jez, as usual.
It’s gonna be a long season boys.
ah yes the worst piece of destiny content jez has ever played, to be surpassed only by whatever piece of destiny content he will play next
I love how Jez is the only one that didnt die at the end he was just enjoying himself
5:43 this is the best gaming moment in all history
Datto’s FSB joke is the funniest part of this video. Mr. Trv knows his shit.
Jez being the funniest he’s ever been and never will be again, we love to see it.
67% of this fireteam not realizing that “post soviet Russia” means “right now” and that the FSB presently exists 🤣
"Jez and the Trvs" I love that.
Oooo, I usually aren't around for your videos going live.
No need to wait today!
Danielle struggling with a random leaf was amazing.
i legit got a ad within a fraction of a second after datto said after a word from our sponsor
These make my whole week, please do more!
9:49 Danielle: my bow was unstop but I got rid of it
*has two shackle nades bc strand*
I got an add immediately after datto said “after a message from our sponsor”
Post Union reference hits different love the vid
4:34 Damn, Danielle got the exotic stick already!
Ah. My latest insomnia-enabling video has appeared. Thanks Jez :)
The depressed "oh" about the bar charging up is how I feel about every perk that does that.
Why when Danielle laughs at 3:28, all i can picture is a macaw cackling?
That midroll ad placement was criminal
I like the fact you can really only play this mission twice and get every single catalyst and upgrade and never come back. If you wait long enough like my bro you only gotta do it once 😂
Every Jez video with Datto and Danielle feels like Datto is just third-wheeling the whole time
Jez not touching the Sires buff for the last half of the video was fucking hilarious to watch. "I'm contributing!" and it's Immune.
Danielle: this bow is stupid because I have two shackle grenades.
Also Danielle, one minute later: Do we have Unstop?
Looked it up, and I'll be damned. Reclude: (transitive or reflexive) To close off, to confine.
Moods shifted at 10 mins lmao
God, jez jokes are the best, but it gets me even more when he is trying to get even a small chuckle from datto. Ahh its just peak and brightens my day. Love you jez
Cant wait until Jez learns about jerk, snap, crackle, and pop
3 hunters making derogatory jokes at each other while exploring some places.
her cackle lmao its so fucking funny
Never going to play this game again but I WILL watch Jez, Datto, Danielle, and few of my other favs forever
This mission is a mission in a game called Destiny 2. Thanks Jez!
9:54 honestly thought datto was going to say “no, but scorch/ignition does.”
cant wait to get this bow in 2 years when this showelware enters the weekly exotic mission pool
Am I the only one seeing the screen tears? I didn’t know that could be recorded
If one had to go through a tunnel to be able to make sense to Jez I'm sure it would be the longest tunnel Boi to ever exist.
Jez literally wearing any exotic that isn't Stompees: Complete!
So many jokes and memes this episode. You guys are really hitting it out of the ballpark today.
Healing grenade is literally the only reason jez lives through anytiing
Can’t believe he put himself in the thumbnail
FSB is “front sight block” a type of M4 🙂
i am here for the secret police comedy
I feel like Jez has a little Johnny Dep vibe going with the stache and goat. It's positive.
Dayton trying to sound stupid at the end of the video sounds like he’s having a stroke
A mission being mediocre and not the best or the worst?!?
Wow, that must mean it's special
Reclude: To shut up or confine (a thing or person); to close off, to obstruct access to. (Source: Oxford educational dictionary)
Finally, the Post soviet FSB content i've been waiting for since 1991
Imagine wanting to adapt and "play you're way" but you're gear is constantly getting nerfed
I had to look it up. Reclude is indeed a word.
Best of Jeb 2023 when?! (I NEED IT! spongebob meme)
If it isn't my favourite UA-camr, Jesse from Minecraft Story Mode
Imagine Jez being in his 30s and not realising almost everything that happened in his life is post-soviet
On that question of thing 1x1x1 is one
I loved this video so much, I had to post-Soviet a comment. Love you guys.
new year, new jez video. another like on the video from me. the world is healing.
i know its random but the moment datto said "a word from are sponsor" i got hit with a war thunder ad 😂
Is it just me or is Jez getting younger in every video
Bri’ish person here.
If it’s a ‘what’s all this then’ or ‘wot the bloody ‘ells goin on ‘ere’, or a Gordon Ramsey reference, you’re golden.
Schrödingers crime is just brilliant
as a kerbal space program player, i for one enjoy acceleration
Datto - “and now a word from our sponsor” *one UA-cam ad* “my ass"
sums up what this channel has become perfectly. 😊
"What are you gonna do, not watch it?" I already watched that video JEZ!!!!!!! It was a bangerrrr
At exactly 8:00 when datto says “after a word from our sponsor” a displate ad came on and I don’t know if it was intentional
And I just sat on the toilet. What a treat.
Jez you look good, don't let the mirror disrespect you like that
An exotic that pushes enemies around huh. Eager edge, the exotic.
You had them JOKES this video, Brother 🤣
I love it when these three are playing hot-potato with their singular brain cell ❤
HES BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
Happy new years Jez btw 🖤