I watched it... just wanted you to know so I don't have to feel like the passive aggressive end of this video is directed at me... I WATCHED JEZ, I SWEAR
It never fails to amaze me how this team can have such high-brow intellectual conversation and exchanges of wit whilst simultaneously managing to absolutely drop the braincell on the actual game they're apparently playing
Because usually gameplay suffers when you're too involved in conversations. Contrary to popular belief, we are not actually capable of multi-tasking. Somethings going to give out
The Brits exiling a number of criminals to a barren wasteland filled with scorching heat and dangerous animals when the convicts later create a thriving community and have an abundance of wealth due to the whole continents worth of resources and complete safety away from other nations was probably one of the biggest happy accidents ever.
re•clude (transitive or reflexive) To close off, to confine. [from 16th c.] (transitive or reflexive) To seclude, cut off from the community, the world etc.
Jez casually watching Trv and Datto suffering in the boss room was golden. The witty back and forth was on POINT today, great comedy! Happy New Year, Jez!
That casual and deadpan "Yeah I put it as far as I could" almost made me spit my pizza. Happy New Year, Jebbo! May the content flow and the quality remain mediocre. (Just kidding, you're the best.)
I liked this video due to Datto's 'post soviet' jokes. I am now commenting due to Datto's 'post soviet' jokes. I will rewatch this video 3 times throughout today for those same jokes. many wow, much love
The maximum amount of things that human brains can remember/focus on at a time is 7 and jez has 6/7 slots taken up at all times by Australian nicknames and dick jokes
"Think about what you're gonna do ahead of time" - Datto on locked loadouts "Imagine just being in a thing and you have to adapt" - Datto 8 seconds later Paul would love to be in a thing and adapt, unfortunately loadouts were locked and he couldnt.
Datto being referred to, exclusively as the husband of Mrs. Trv has big "Jez was adopted" energy and even though Jez would like to call them mom and dad, wont; out of respect.
I’m so happy! I’ve been in withdrawal from Jez content! Thanks for this :) also Danielle laughing at your but joke was hilarious. It’s hard not to laugh as well when someone genuinely laughs hard
I like the fact you can really only play this mission twice and get every single catalyst and upgrade and never come back. If you wait long enough like my bro you only gotta do it once 😂
Im a solo player and compared to almost losing my sanity trying to upgrade the Vexcaliber Glaive in the previous Exotic Mission 'Avalon', I'll take Starcrossed any day. So I enjoyed it. Playing solo legend I thought was a good challenge but not too hard. The story actually being good was the biggest surprise though. Hilarious video Jez, as usual.
God, jez jokes are the best, but it gets me even more when he is trying to get even a small chuckle from datto. Ahh its just peak and brightens my day. Love you jez
Jez literally wearing any exotic that isn't Stompees: Complete! So many jokes and memes this episode. You guys are really hitting it out of the ballpark today.
I’m both happy and disappointed that jez didn’t say worse mission in the title. Also happy for u jez with all the big words you’ve been using lately…they grow up so fast
It makes me want to reach into my phone and grab jez by his beautiful little facial hair (sponsored by keeps btw) the amount of times he just full blasts an immune guy then turns a corner comes back and shoots the same guy again thinking he'll take damage THIS TIME
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Too late, I already did!
I also already watched it! it was an amazing video and would love more like it Jez
@@pennplayz It’s has monotone complainy guy vibes, which was quite welcome.
I watched it... just wanted you to know so I don't have to feel like the passive aggressive end of this video is directed at me... I WATCHED JEZ, I SWEAR
No.
Jez looks to be running a solar build with actual synergy. Datto has finally got this man to change
Nah. Any synergy he has is purely coincidental and Jez WILL be suing you for defamation.
7 month long seasons will do that to a man *long drag of cigarette*
If jez was listenning to anything he would be running sunshot
@@TheSummoningDarkyou are pretending to be Jez's lawyer. Danielle will be suing you for defamation.
No amount of synergy will make Arbalest good lol
It never fails to amaze me how this team can have such high-brow intellectual conversation and exchanges of wit whilst simultaneously managing to absolutely drop the braincell on the actual game they're apparently playing
Because usually gameplay suffers when you're too involved in conversations. Contrary to popular belief, we are not actually capable of multi-tasking. Somethings going to give out
Gameplay is temporary, meme is eternal
The number of times I watched Jez not have the Sire's buff and nevertheless dump his mags into the shielded minibosses was entirely too many.
@@chrisborges7344 We are capable of multitasking. Full, equal capacity splits on tasks? No, of course not. But general multitasking, sure.
@@ShadowOfEntropy Task switching at a rapid pace, but not multi tasking
If anyone ever wonders why the British shipped their convicts to New South Wales, I just direct them to Jez's channel and ask them "You get it, yeah?"
The Brits exiling a number of criminals to a barren wasteland filled with scorching heat and dangerous animals when the convicts later create a thriving community and have an abundance of wealth due to the whole continents worth of resources and complete safety away from other nations was probably one of the biggest happy accidents ever.
The chemistry between Jez and the TVRs is unparalleled
It warms my heart how much these three people like each other.
Thanks for the serotonin Jez and Mr. and Mrs. Trv.
The fact that jez doesnt even play the damn game and has conditional finality that refuses to drop for me is heartbreaking smh
2:00 Schrödinger's Crime: It's simultaneously a crime and not, until someone notices/investigates.
re•clude
(transitive or reflexive) To close off, to confine. [from 16th c.] (transitive or reflexive) To seclude, cut off from the community, the world etc.
Jez casually watching Trv and Datto suffering in the boss room was golden. The witty back and forth was on POINT today, great comedy! Happy New Year, Jez!
That casual and deadpan "Yeah I put it as far as I could" almost made me spit my pizza.
Happy New Year, Jebbo! May the content flow and the quality remain mediocre. (Just kidding, you're the best.)
I liked this video due to Datto's 'post soviet' jokes.
I am now commenting due to Datto's 'post soviet' jokes.
I will rewatch this video 3 times throughout today for those same jokes.
many wow, much love
The FSB Likes this
Danielle hiding and popping out was one of the most surprisingly cute things I've seen recently. Very wholesome and wonderful ❤
datto: youre gonna like the cutscene
jez: put 3 seconds of the cutscene in the video, say nothing, move on
The maximum amount of things that human brains can remember/focus on at a time is 7 and jez has 6/7 slots taken up at all times by Australian nicknames and dick jokes
"Think about what you're gonna do ahead of time" - Datto on locked loadouts
"Imagine just being in a thing and you have to adapt" - Datto 8 seconds later
Paul would love to be in a thing and adapt, unfortunately loadouts were locked and he couldnt.
This episode of “I play with my friends Datto and Danielle and we have a really good time :)” was so good
Datto being referred to, exclusively as the husband of Mrs. Trv has big "Jez was adopted" energy and even though Jez would like to call them mom and dad, wont; out of respect.
Jez’s idea of a stick that pushes stuff would be really cool for a glaive with a concussive blast that activates when doing the stab combo
I’m so happy! I’ve been in withdrawal from Jez content! Thanks for this :) also Danielle laughing at your but joke was hilarious. It’s hard not to laugh as well when someone genuinely laughs hard
Jez is bringing tears to my eyes he's finally embracing his inner hunter and making a proper solar build. Finally, after years it has been done
Love the feeling when you are watching a Jez video and discover a new one is out.
9:49 Danielle: my bow was unstop but I got rid of it
*has two shackle nades bc strand*
67% of this fireteam not realizing that “post soviet Russia” means “right now” and that the FSB presently exists 🤣
Celestial gets buffed this season, jez *swaps to blade barrage*
I gotta say, the whole video itself is impeccable. I was actually, smiling the whole time.
Mini game: count how many times Jez dies after taking sustained fire but he has a heal nade up and ready
Woke up crazy, watched new Jez video, laughed lots, no longer cranky. thanks Jez
I like the fact you can really only play this mission twice and get every single catalyst and upgrade and never come back. If you wait long enough like my bro you only gotta do it once 😂
I had an ad for some Star Trek game right as Datto said “a word from our sponsor” and I 100% thought you were sponsored by it 😂😂
ah yes the worst piece of destiny content jez has ever played, to be surpassed only by whatever piece of destiny content he will play next
Im a solo player and compared to almost losing my sanity trying to upgrade the Vexcaliber Glaive in the previous Exotic Mission 'Avalon', I'll take Starcrossed any day. So I enjoyed it. Playing solo legend I thought was a good challenge but not too hard. The story actually being good was the biggest surprise though. Hilarious video Jez, as usual.
It sounds like Datto's thin layer of patience and sanity is slowly slipping from his grip.
Danielle's Schrödinger's crime sent me ngl😂. I was not prepared for a prepared for a science joke
it was jebs "yeah I put it as far as I could" that sent me
Datto’s FSB joke is the funniest part of this video. Mr. Trv knows his shit.
It’s gonna be a long season boys.
Loving the constant dunking on Datto references when those are the ones I get the most.
Jez being the funniest he’s ever been and never will be again, we love to see it.
5:43 this is the best gaming moment in all history
Oooo, I usually aren't around for your videos going live.
No need to wait today!
I love how Jez is the only one that didnt die at the end he was just enjoying himself
Why when Danielle laughs at 3:28, all i can picture is a macaw cackling?
These make my whole week, please do more!
At exactly 8:00 when datto says “after a word from our sponsor” a displate ad came on and I don’t know if it was intentional
Every Jez video with Datto and Danielle feels like Datto is just third-wheeling the whole time
9:54 honestly thought datto was going to say “no, but scorch/ignition does.”
Danielle struggling with a random leaf was amazing.
4:34 Damn, Danielle got the exotic stick already!
Ah. My latest insomnia-enabling video has appeared. Thanks Jez :)
did your editor kill danielle from the future at 12:12
Jez not touching the Sires buff for the last half of the video was fucking hilarious to watch. "I'm contributing!" and it's Immune.
Is it just me or is Jez getting younger in every video
God, jez jokes are the best, but it gets me even more when he is trying to get even a small chuckle from datto. Ahh its just peak and brightens my day. Love you jez
The depressed "oh" about the bar charging up is how I feel about every perk that does that.
Jez literally wearing any exotic that isn't Stompees: Complete!
So many jokes and memes this episode. You guys are really hitting it out of the ballpark today.
On that question of thing 1x1x1 is one
i legit got a ad within a fraction of a second after datto said after a word from our sponsor
How has it been three months already?
Danielle: this bow is stupid because I have two shackle grenades.
Also Danielle, one minute later: Do we have Unstop?
Looked it up, and I'll be damned. Reclude: (transitive or reflexive) To close off, to confine.
I got an add immediately after datto said “after a message from our sponsor”
That midroll ad placement was criminal
HES BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
Happy new years Jez btw 🖤
Dayton trying to sound stupid at the end of the video sounds like he’s having a stroke
If one had to go through a tunnel to be able to make sense to Jez I'm sure it would be the longest tunnel Boi to ever exist.
Moods shifted at 10 mins lmao
Finally, the Post soviet FSB content i've been waiting for since 1991
I just did this solo on normal difficulty (because I have no friends) and let me tell you.... it sucked big donkey balls
When you can't adapt to a situation with a locked load out so that's contradictory to the planing ahead statement but ok datto
Locked loadouts tend to be in stuff you're warned ahead about, like gms, so not really contradictory
I loved this video so much, I had to post-Soviet a comment. Love you guys.
FSB is “front sight block” a type of M4 🙂
Never going to play this game again but I WILL watch Jez, Datto, Danielle, and few of my other favs forever
cant wait to get this bow in 2 years when this showelware enters the weekly exotic mission pool
I’m both happy and disappointed that jez didn’t say worse mission in the title. Also happy for u jez with all the big words you’ve been using lately…they grow up so fast
Post Union reference hits different love the vid
Cant wait until Jez learns about jerk, snap, crackle, and pop
This mission is a mission in a game called Destiny 2. Thanks Jez!
new year, new jez video. another like on the video from me. the world is healing.
The bow gets a damage and draw speed bonus against suspended targets. You really want to build into suspend when using it
A mission being mediocre and not the best or the worst?!?
Wow, that must mean it's special
I feel like Jez has a little Johnny Dep vibe going with the stache and goat. It's positive.
Reclude: To shut up or confine (a thing or person); to close off, to obstruct access to. (Source: Oxford educational dictionary)
"What are you gonna do, not watch it?" I already watched that video JEZ!!!!!!! It was a bangerrrr
I had to look it up. Reclude is indeed a word.
sums up what this channel has become perfectly. 😊
her cackle lmao its so fucking funny
Why am I seeing you on advertisements of other videos Jez , what did you do?
Schrödingers crime is just brilliant
Best of Jeb 2023 when?! (I NEED IT! spongebob meme)
i am here for the secret police comedy
Jeb! What IEMs do you use?
3 hunters making derogatory jokes at each other while exploring some places.
It makes me want to reach into my phone and grab jez by his beautiful little facial hair (sponsored by keeps btw) the amount of times he just full blasts an immune guy then turns a corner comes back and shoots the same guy again thinking he'll take damage THIS TIME
jez gotta stop being a mood, i watch your vids even when i hate the game you're playing (destiny) because im addicted to what i hate (destiny)
Datto - “and now a word from our sponsor” *one UA-cam ad* “my ass"
Healing grenade is literally the only reason jez lives through anytiing
And I just sat on the toilet. What a treat.
Bri’ish person here.
If it’s a ‘what’s all this then’ or ‘wot the bloody ‘ells goin on ‘ere’, or a Gordon Ramsey reference, you’re golden.
Can’t believe he put himself in the thumbnail
Am I the only one seeing the screen tears? I didn’t know that could be recorded