Chocolate statistics. Spoiler . . . . . . . . . . NL was offered the chocolate eating contest 6 times this run He took it 4 times (66.7%) 1 time he took Bronze-tier, 3 times he purchased Gold-tier He purchased or acquired 1 Bronze chocolate throughout the rest of the run. In total, he ate 6 Bronze and 15 Gold chocolates, spending 32 gold on chocolate throughout the run Eating chocolate gave him 510 flat health. After percentage health changes, chocolates gave 480 max health (9.5% of final health) Notes: NL put 22, 40, 44, and 43 seconds of slow on his opponent's items, respectively, during the final fight and still lost. His docklines spent half the fight frozen.
There is no doubt in my mind that the bespoke Bazaar videos will be back. Seasoned NL viewers are used to the chronomancy required to maintain and understanding of the temporal anomalies.
Placed a bet with myself before this ep started about how many times he’d say “it adds up” and I really didn’t think we’d get there but… it’s adding up
Roasts a chatter for dropping a maybe. “Maybe means nothing.” End of the run he was so close to saying, “Maybe we would’ve been better with the charge.”
"plus in ranked you can lose really fast if you just run into Dooley's" *Monkeys paw curls* Have you met my infinite yoyo? Matchbox perhaps? Turtle shell? Proboscis?
The thing is the docklines thing actually did screw him for the last fight because in previous battles he would have scaled well north of 500 by that point
He already had INFINITE SLOW because of his two slow when use weapon and slow when use right item skills. I'm going to mcfreaking lose it. That build is a ten win if he takes double damage and benches the dock lines.
I suppose an argument for upgrading the cloak over the docklines with a level-up, would be that it is possible to get dockline upgrades from the merchants, whereas cloak is much harder to find upgrades for... unless curio sells silver cloaks?
10:20 I know he didn't mean it this way but I'm pretty sure Total Biscuit started the whole "rogue-like's are nothing like rogue, I'm going to call them rogue-lites" thing, and we all know what happened to him. Rest in pepperonis.
NL's sucess is often correctly attributed to him just taking chat's advice, and most of his losses are due to him steering the opposite direction and off of a cliff or, he just does litteraly the same thing every single time
@@pablowako NL has a live feed of people telling him how to play a game at all times and while sometimes they were wrong like in this vid it definitely helps grease the wheels and most people don't have that
24:18 The short of it is that hollows are considered prettier cards. The quality of the card itself determines a base value of the cards and all it's variants. Hollows as a variant are considered prettier. If the base card was sold for $0.50 each and the hollows were sold for exactly the same, they'd always get sold first as they are prettier and so they get listed as a higher price since they carry that extra value of being prettier. The fundamental misunderstanding seems to be that no one wants to collect them because they are expensive, but the reality is that if hollows were the same price and of the same supply they would be run much more often, because most people would rather run the prettier card. They of course are also rarer than non hollow cards, which adds some value to them since it gives them a level of prestige. Essentially, they have higher social value.
Hmmm should I upgrade the the items I can buy in the stores or the thing that is literally impossible to upgrade in any other way and is literally the win condition????? Decisions decisions.
43:12 if he had replaced docklines with wanted poster and taken glass cannon, the opponent would have been dead. 2 charges would have gone to the rifle, and the boat was frozen so the slow from docklines didn't matter (not that it mattered when he had righty tighty and single weapon slow anyways, the dockline multicast was *actually* useless)
Someone needs to tell NL that there is such a thing as slowing too much, lol - Yes, he can stack 44 seconds of slow on a catfish, but the fight wont last half that duration anyways so.....
Soul of the district with 100% crit is a free win the second it goes off. It is quadruple value since the shield is applied and then the damage is. Because they calc seperately the damage sees the crit value shield then crits itself.
I started playing Dooley when I first got the game. Got two 10 wins in normals my first two runs (against bots I think). I tried one ranked game got a silver victory. From my first chest got a cool pyg skin (the one where he’s scanning the gem). I have now only played pyg. I will never return to the dark side.
I'm going to preface this by saying I like holos and they are cool. The way that NL is describing the holo market makes it sound like a Ponzi scheme, and he doesn't sound wrong about it either.
24:30 if you could get a card for 5$ and the holo version for the same amount which would you pick? my bet is 99% would take the holo then you can ask the same question again except this time the holo costs 5.1$ a lot of people will still prefer the holo cause 0.1$ is nothing. The entire business model of a lot of free to play games hinges on this, for example LoL some people are willing to spend 450$ just to look cooler than your average player, while you would ask why buy skins if they don't give you an advantage?
Gotta love the ‘diamond wanted poster into zero player wins’ gambit
Shiny diamond wanted poster
Dooley Dooley Dooley
I mean I think he knew he was throwing
if he throws every game right at 6 wins he'll stay in a bracket he knows he can get the nft in
he recorded 149 hours of bazaar in december 2024, enough backlog to carry him through his spring disney cruise
100 of them single weapon vanessa runs. i cant wait.
“your weapons gain 4% crit, 3 gold” he’s a different sort of beast, we’re afraid.
“average of 3 blue gum balls for 10 gold” YUM!!
Sunk cost fallacy im afraid, he's in too deep on the gumball ocean
Blue gum balls also dont carry over to new weapons grabbed
ok but the other 7 still have their own effects.
@@JesterSeven-ww8nc tbf there's also a 3/10 chance of buffing shield when often he doesn't run shields
@ wait arent there 4 gumballs? Health,damage, crit and shield. Only 1/4 is worthles
For every crows nest there is an equal and opposite clamera
Next update we get clam nest and crowmera
Chocolate statistics.
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NL was offered the chocolate eating contest 6 times this run
He took it 4 times (66.7%)
1 time he took Bronze-tier, 3 times he purchased Gold-tier
He purchased or acquired 1 Bronze chocolate throughout the rest of the run.
In total, he ate 6 Bronze and 15 Gold chocolates, spending 32 gold on chocolate throughout the run
Eating chocolate gave him 510 flat health. After percentage health changes, chocolates gave 480 max health (9.5% of final health)
Notes: NL put 22, 40, 44, and 43 seconds of slow on his opponent's items, respectively, during the final fight and still lost. His docklines spent half the fight frozen.
NL should start a second series with the post patch changes, and just run one old and one new each day. I'd probably watch them both, tbh.
There is no doubt in my mind that the bespoke Bazaar videos will be back. Seasoned NL viewers are used to the chronomancy required to maintain and understanding of the temporal anomalies.
I paint my toilet paper red... but I don't use paint
Im worried for you, and your paper.
All hemor no rhoid
Not funny man, I have hemorrhoids rn
+2
I'm a Bazaar boy, of course I shit red
@@lonelylemon858 Not all hemorrhoids are pacifists.
R.I.P. A20 Silent, we never knew ye.
He got it on the peloton if its any consolation
just go back and watch the OG silent A20, a sight to behold in contemporary
Placed a bet with myself before this ep started about how many times he’d say “it adds up” and I really didn’t think we’d get there but… it’s adding up
43:47
A Han Dynasty General lamenting having to face the rebel leader on the field of battle instead of hiring mercenaries to take his head
+2
We’re bazaar guys, of course we check youtube at around this time every day
Refresh, nothing.
Refresh, nothing.
Refresh, pog.
1:01
The Brothers Grimm in 1815 misunderstanding how the third little pig survived the canid encounter:
+2
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5:19
The first person to theorize how Amelia Earhart likely died on Howland Island:
+2
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29:30 Pirate David Bowie deciding on the name of his new album:
The tail end of this run hurt so much to watch
I'm so glad the devs are nerfing dock lines specifically so NL will stop taking it
@@mattcroft You poor optimisitc bastard.
@@mattcrofthe should have been using the dock lines the whole time
There's so many things he could have actually done to get a 10 piece.
Roasts a chatter for dropping a maybe.
“Maybe means nothing.”
End of the run he was so close to saying, “Maybe we would’ve been better with the charge.”
I have watched countless hours of enel across the years, but for some reason this run has finally brought out the type A chatter inside of me
bro we didnt get to level up from the shiny wanted poster once that feels HORRIBLE
"plus in ranked you can lose really fast if you just run into Dooley's"
*Monkeys paw curls*
Have you met my infinite yoyo? Matchbox perhaps? Turtle shell? Proboscis?
Type A chatter detected, Rhesus factor negative, doesn't know wtf he is talking about and should go back to Hearthstone Battlegrounds
guys i cant do it anymore
8:10 Me storing the tyrant's gold that makes you insane when you touch it:
Soul of the district is so good with the burst charge and lifesteal.
the "it adds up" are really adding up
After living in the new patch I feel like I’m watching a period piece on Dooley supremacy
NL not going for the XP with silver crows nest first hour destroying his day 1 build got me understanding the seething rage of the Type A chatter
The “x made me finally understand the type As” post is the only thing as constant as the obligatory paint-ship-red post
The game goes past Day 1, especially considering instead of the XP he got the Shadowed Cloak which core to the build
Oh my god he chose the max health over the chocolate bars. I cried tears of joy 13:57
Skipping the items shop on hour 1 of day 2 killed me. He needed truly anything and refused to take it
Biggest mistake was not upgrading the cloak. He seems to think the damage bonus gives a linear increase in damage, but it's actually quadratic.
Yeah it adds up
The thing is the docklines thing actually did screw him for the last fight because in previous battles he would have scaled well north of 500 by that point
Yeah, chat was insanely wrong telling him to run of a bunch of ass items that ate his charge loop for no reason.
Not to mention he had temporal blade and righty tighty which did insane slow anyways.
He already had INFINITE SLOW because of his two slow when use weapon and slow when use right item skills. I'm going to mcfreaking lose it. That build is a ten win if he takes double damage and benches the dock lines.
@@dokidokiduckie Listened to the intrusive thoughts fr
@@MrZelnoth Exactlly, temporal blade made a big difference but definitely meant he should keep the docklines out
10:32 Young Cashregister AKA First Aiden
I suppose an argument for upgrading the cloak over the docklines with a level-up, would be that it is possible to get dockline upgrades from the merchants, whereas cloak is much harder to find upgrades for... unless curio sells silver cloaks?
Curio only sense bronze tier
NL takes cloak so much as Vanessa at this point that I think he considers it a Vanessa item so he doesn't consider that
Brother is running from the A20 Silent Run
10:20 I know he didn't mean it this way but I'm pretty sure Total Biscuit started the whole "rogue-like's are nothing like rogue, I'm going to call them rogue-lites" thing, and we all know what happened to him. Rest in pepperonis.
TB got it from NL. In fact, this is how i stumbled onto the egg's channel
The developers of Rogue Legacy coined the term
I've been playing these games for years and I still don't know the difference from lite to like.
Taking left tool multicast when he already had infinite slow instead of double damage I'm going to lose my shit
I'm on a budget and I bought this game because I thought I would be much better at it than NL. Boy was I wrong, game is actually hard.
Classic NL viewer blunder. TBOI, XCOM, Spelunky, spire... So many brave soldiers have ventured on thinking they were better, only to find... Well...
NL's sucess is often correctly attributed to him just taking chat's advice, and most of his losses are due to him steering the opposite direction and off of a cliff
or, he just does litteraly the same thing every single time
@@ihave2cows Do you own the game?
@@pablowako NL has a live feed of people telling him how to play a game at all times and while sometimes they were wrong like in this vid it definitely helps grease the wheels and most people don't have that
@@pablowako yes
24:18 The short of it is that hollows are considered prettier cards. The quality of the card itself determines a base value of the cards and all it's variants. Hollows as a variant are considered prettier. If the base card was sold for $0.50 each and the hollows were sold for exactly the same, they'd always get sold first as they are prettier and so they get listed as a higher price since they carry that extra value of being prettier.
The fundamental misunderstanding seems to be that no one wants to collect them because they are expensive, but the reality is that if hollows were the same price and of the same supply they would be run much more often, because most people would rather run the prettier card.
They of course are also rarer than non hollow cards, which adds some value to them since it gives them a level of prestige.
Essentially, they have higher social value.
*holos
@@Sc4recrow44 So true fam but have you considered my cards are just shells
28:12 me when I’m an agressive moaner
He makes the same build every time and it doesn't work every time I'm becoming a Type A
Our hyperfixation king continues to feed us
Selling Nest for Soul to be charged with Rifle would have been a faster kill without the 100% crit.
Hmmm should I upgrade the the items I can buy in the stores or the thing that is literally impossible to upgrade in any other way and is literally the win condition????? Decisions decisions.
Funny how Im Type B on a single weapon crows nest build but Type A whenever he actually builds around some fun boss loot
43:12
if he had replaced docklines with wanted poster and taken glass cannon, the opponent would have been dead. 2 charges would have gone to the rifle, and the boat was frozen so the slow from docklines didn't matter (not that it mattered when he had righty tighty and single weapon slow anyways, the dockline multicast was *actually* useless)
this is the run that finally turns me type a
Someone needs to tell NL that there is such a thing as slowing too much, lol - Yes, he can stack 44 seconds of slow on a catfish, but the fight wont last half that duration anyways so.....
Soul of the district with 100% crit is a free win the second it goes off. It is quadruple value since the shield is applied and then the damage is. Because they calc seperately the damage sees the crit value shield then crits itself.
Im so sad he didn’t trigger the mega wanted poster
Going to bed y'all
I feel like I've been watching NL from the 20th December for my entire life. Did time collapse?
This guy is a broken drum
Unbeatable
It's so funny when het gets so angry while being so wrong
Just realized dock lines were ropes and not a weird worm thing
We're Bazaar guys. Of course we take crow's nest before any weapons.
I started playing Dooley when I first got the game. Got two 10 wins in normals my first two runs (against bots I think). I tried one ranked game got a silver victory. From my first chest got a cool pyg skin (the one where he’s scanning the gem). I have now only played pyg. I will never return to the dark side.
all dooleys no vanassa makes nl a dull boy.
Not utilizing the soul of the district with those skills is insanity, it would have been a 10 piece
Me in first year predicate logic: not *all* Jabbalians are pacifists
There exists a jebalian such that it is not in the set of all pacifists
Comments section practically gooning for new patch vids
We’re bazaar guys, of course we go on crazy adventures
Doo ley or not Doo ley, that is the question. Except the answer is always Doo ley, thus invalidating the question.
What bronze item is it this time?
8:15 and we’re reaping all the benefits
We're guys, of course we watch The Guy !
Holos have almost no downside for holding. It's a spontaneous market where the price is set by the sellers emotional investment in the card.
honestly, glad to see having a really horrible first few days isn't an experience unique to me ahaha
I don’t think I’ve ever gotten so pressed at someone playing a video game
so called free thinkers when they see a crows nest
hahahahaha…😃
IM GOING INSANE MAN👹👹👹👹👹👺👺👺👺👺👺
Diamond cloak is +9 damage per second, that's pretty good imo
Silver lighter would have gone nice with that burn skill...
We're bazaar enjoyers, of course we are early
Unrelated but I fucking love ur profile pic
LETS GOO MORE BAZAAR
holy shit he beat lich
You’ve been got
We're Bazaar guys of course we burn the boats on day 4 and tank our run.
Getting lifesteal skill and still insisting with crows nest if frikking insane!!!!
We’re bazzar guys, of course we comment before watching the video
Hi.
This game has in game shop? Or do i have to keep puting money on it to play the game later on?
Ty
it doesn't now, no idea what their post-launch plans are tho
Ohhhh waiter!!!! Another single weapon crows nest build please!!
It adds up bro
I'm going to preface this by saying I like holos and they are cool. The way that NL is describing the holo market makes it sound like a Ponzi scheme, and he doesn't sound wrong about it either.
24:30 if you could get a card for 5$ and the holo version for the same amount which would you pick? my bet is 99% would take the holo then you can ask the same question again except this time the holo costs 5.1$ a lot of people will still prefer the holo cause 0.1$ is nothing. The entire business model of a lot of free to play games hinges on this, for example LoL some people are willing to spend 450$ just to look cooler than your average player, while you would ask why buy skins if they don't give you an advantage?
3:06 master chief at the beginning of halo 5
I didn't know Curio could drop cloak
you like the ship colour? guess what i used to paint it
I can’t wait for full launch so I can play on mobile at work 😂
“Good try”
The Hawkcoin meta goes crazy, y’all
I jaballian my paint waves, but I don't boulder pacifists.
begging northernlion to pivot from crows nest build even a little bit (he wont)
Old patch 😢
Just put the clamera in the bag bro
Opens vid,
Checks version,
Sees it ends in .1870
Closes vid
if gameplay and new build is what you’re looking for maybe you’re not supposed to be here.
35:08 me trying to find that one kpop song
Him not upgrading the rifle made me so upset
Hey im not playing skyrim on my fridge! Im playing simcity 4 on my chromebook.
Bro why did he not get rid of the crows nest 😭
i never comment but why did he rock the bronze clamera over coolant or a fire item 😭😭😭
allthe prepatch build baits xD