Do you ever wonder if you're becoming a little too obsessed with speed, do you ever wonder if maybe you've gone a little too far with your speed obsession do you ever wonder if maybe, just maybe you've gone a little too deep?
Celeste SJ team leader: Alright, so now we'll begin doing the easy mode maps, so- map maker: Before we continue, how linient should be the hyper-dashes then? Team leader: That's whag I was getting at, no Hyper dashes, in fact, just include tech that was shown before chapter 7, and now- *grabs swat equipment* things get ugly. Map maker: YOU WON'T CATCH ME ALIVE *hyperdashes out of 9th floor office from building to building*
2:22 I am sorry, but I can't help but laugh at Madeline turning into a particle accelerator to clear that ridiculously long gap. This level should really be called "Maddie finds increasingly convoluted ways to cross a stupidly long gap", or MFICWTCASLG for short
@@Periwinkleaccount yeah but theres a joke about being trans in this game wich i think is funny , i think ur just frustated because yoy see something lbgt tbh
I will never cease to be amazed by how Celeste community makes progressively harder maps and proceeds to grind hours and tens of thousands of deaths just to prove that those maps are possible Amazing job!
I'm gonna take a wild guess that was really hard since what little I've seen of normal Celeste levels would get kinda dunked on by movement mechanics like this
And here I am, came back after a month or so Before, it all seemed to be pure craziness to me Now it's different.. Now I surely know that it is pure craziness, but I became crazy enough to clear it myself
as an intermediate player in sj, many maps make me think “damn that looks impossible”; from what i can gather, this map’s difficulty is high enough to wrap around again and make me think “eh that looks doable” cuz i have zero concept of how hard any of these jumps are anyways congrats on beating nightmare map a year ago! the masochism of celeste pros knows no bounds, you people scare me
Is the name just wine? Is that a whine pun? Funny name for a map, though not out of place among other Celeste mapnames. Also jesus those chained corner boosts looked incredibly cursed. No clue if they are actually hard (compared with the rest of the level), this is way above what I can play which makes judging difficulty hard, but it definitely looked craziest.
The fact that the in game timer goes up by an hour 15 at 3:12 is insane Edit: ok what happened at 6:52? Why did the timer go up by like 5 hours? Did you leave the game on, orrrrrrr
it didn’t look that hard at first, it would probably take me like 300-500 deaths as an intermediate player, then i realised i was only 2 minutes into the video
This is a really random comment, but how did you set up your timer? I always see people using a timer similar to yours when playing Celest but I never figured out how they set it up 😭
This comment section is so funny, it's amazing to see vanilla players who got here because this video randomly blew up have absolutely no idea what is going on here lmao
When was this game supposed to be broken to the last bit, by people who are just able to do precise inputs into the precise spots that the creators precisely put there?
it's an input overlay. the one i'm using is an OBS plugin just called input-overlay, but it's a bit of work to set up. if you don't care about being able to make your own texture files for the keys/text, then i'd recommend checking out NohBoard instead (which is what most players use). KeysPerSecond is also cool
it's officially called a "Crouch Dash" button, located in the Advanced sub-section of controls. when you press it, you dash with a crouched hurtbox (shortens it from 9px tall to 4px tall), but it doesn't work in the down or down-diagonal directions. it's required for some tricks in the map, but a lot of the times you see me hit it, it's not actually doing anything and is just for making the input sequences more comfortable
@@telehops oooo I see I see, asked because I saw it being hit and didn't notice what was happening as a result but very interesting! Celeste mods are crazy I still haven't finished the C sides, but when I get them going again I hope I can find some great novice / starter mods (heard Strawberry Jam seems like a good pick?)
that's a reverse hyper followed by an immediate up-diagonal dash. the corner being there doesn't do anything but normalize the starting position of the jump out of the hyper (if you don't know what a hyper is yet, just wait till you get to 8c, or ask in the discord)
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The death counter foolishly maxes out at counting by hundreds
i am terrified of this community
Do you ever wonder if you're becoming a little too obsessed with speed, do you ever wonder if maybe you've gone a little too far with your speed obsession do you ever wonder if maybe, just maybe you've gone a little too deep?
:)
You should be...
I am also scared of my own people
Yeah those 13 hours on 1 map that probably isn't even grandmaster+ is scary
Level made by the least insane celeste player be like:
Ngl it's easy (I have not completed farewell)
@@secrom36I have Celeste's Platinum and it seems impossible to me 💀
Celeste SJ team leader: Alright, so now we'll begin doing the easy mode maps, so-
map maker: Before we continue, how linient should be the hyper-dashes then?
Team leader: That's whag I was getting at, no Hyper dashes, in fact, just include tech that was shown before chapter 7, and now- *grabs swat equipment* things get ugly.
Map maker: YOU WON'T CATCH ME ALIVE *hyperdashes out of 9th floor office from building to building*
Thats gotta be the most sane
Yeah- no, I'll die peacefully knowing I can't do this
the difficulty went from 0 to 100 real quick
2:22 I am sorry, but I can't help but laugh at Madeline turning into a particle accelerator to clear that ridiculously long gap.
This level should really be called "Maddie finds increasingly convoluted ways to cross a stupidly long gap", or MFICWTCASLG for short
I feel like it would be more abbreviated to MFSLG
@@Enderia2 yeah but it's funnier when the abbreviation is harder to say than the original, like WWW being harder to pronounce than World Wide Web
"Maddie breaks the fucking sound barrier using portal physics in order to cross the grand canyon", or "MBTFSBUPPIOTCTGC" for short
@@shame2189 Excellent
Know particle accelerator.
"What are you on?!"
"ESTROGEN"
LMAO
Don’t want to sound super rude, but how is this funny?
@@Periwinkleaccount Ur the unfunny guy here tbh
@@vital6317 How is the joke funny? You need something more than just someone being LGBTQ+ to be funny.
@@Periwinkleaccount yeah but theres a joke about being trans in this game wich i think is funny , i think ur just frustated because yoy see something lbgt tbh
the classic "random hardlist clear video blows up for no reason and attracts a ton of vanilla players"
it being mg+ is extra funny
i watched it twice when it had less than 1k views... i think thats why oops
I will never cease to be amazed by how Celeste community makes progressively harder maps and proceeds to grind hours and tens of thousands of deaths just to prove that those maps are possible
Amazing job!
Geometry dash demon community being the exact same lmao
@@VoidWorldGamingexcept with way less funny levels
@@mixmenmix and fun
36k deaths over 20 hours? You're telling me you died once every 2 seconds???? It takes 1 second to respawn 😭😭😭
load state button
@@telehopshow
@@sillypinkmoth load state button
@@pannnellahow
@@mr.shplorb662 🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌
8:26 omg rhythm doctor reference
The most fun celeste map in the modding community
You’re right this is the peak of fun
your determination to beat these maps is just astonishing. nicely done
Celeste players when you tell them there will be obscure subpixel perfect techs at the function:
I'm gonna take a wild guess that was really hard since what little I've seen of normal Celeste levels would get kinda dunked on by movement mechanics like this
it's currently ranked #8 on the list of hardest maps
@@telehopswheres the list
@@constant249 tinyurl.com/celestehardlist
I feel entertained even though I have no knowledge of the difficulty or skill level required for this level
its more so knowing exploits like corner boosts, ceiling pops, and just the way speed works in game, all comes from playtime (and some practice)
the difficulty curve and learning of the skills, and overall skill ceiling(s) is really well done both in the vanilla game and in modded
this is the 8th hardest modded map in the world i think
@@smeebusAnd then there’s like a billion 2-frame timings and even some 1-frames I think
Love how the timer just jumps 6 hours out of nowhere
And here I am, came back after a month or so
Before, it all seemed to be pure craziness to me
Now it's different.. Now I surely know that it is pure craziness, but I became crazy enough to clear it myself
youtube WOULD NOT stop reccomending me this video for the last month so now i have caved
the base game is already hard enough for me (got up to the second part in farewell). this just seems absurd. keep going!
2:22 holy actual shit
I can't believe you recoreded all this without any deaths
ok i know this sentence betrays the secret oath we all took when we started playing this game but who's idea of fun is this???
my toxic trait is thinking i could do those ultras
the gameplay of all time
I love how moonberry alone took 4-5 hours
This seems very difficult but also kinda fun, gg also.
2:21 What are these portal shenanigans.
The level itself literally says Lmao.
This is foolish and wonderful.
Flash: I'm faster than the light lightning⚡️
This guy:
the timer going up every time was horrifying to see
36180 deaths, the COMMITMENT you have to do that is just so impressive.
Seeing 6 hours pass from one cut to the next was crazy
I've never even played this game, but I just sat in awe watching this
My man made a level that takes 20 hours to beat, AND STILL BE COMPRESSED TO JUST ABOVE 8 MINUTES IF YOU CUT OUT ALL THE DEATHS?!
This man died every 2 seconds on average for 20 hours long. That's insane
Madeline achieves faster than light speed. Again.
if this person has to get out of prison, he will do it 2 times faster than this run
i just completed farewell, and c sides
and this video...
dear god.
I don't have anything else to say
Madelihe got tired of mountain climbing, so she decided to take on spelunking! How cute!
as an intermediate player in sj, many maps make me think “damn that looks impossible”; from what i can gather, this map’s difficulty is high enough to wrap around again and make me think “eh that looks doable” cuz i have zero concept of how hard any of these jumps are
anyways congrats on beating nightmare map a year ago! the masochism of celeste pros knows no bounds, you people scare me
this looks easy
edit: okay never mind
I saw the first screen and was confused until i saw what came afterwards lol
Physcial reincarnation of "Having The Zoomies"
I'm amazed congratulations
The 1/0 terrifiés me as it implies he did the golden
Its the moon berry
Is the name just wine? Is that a whine pun?
Funny name for a map, though not out of place among other Celeste mapnames.
Also jesus those chained corner boosts looked incredibly cursed. No clue if they are actually hard (compared with the rest of the level), this is way above what I can play which makes judging difficulty hard, but it definitely looked craziest.
you just need to look at the timer to know how hard it is
The first minute of the video makes me claustrophobic
The fact that the in game timer goes up by an hour 15 at 3:12 is insane
Edit: ok what happened at 6:52?
Why did the timer go up by like 5 hours? Did you leave the game on, orrrrrrr
this is very celeste
would love to see some kind of commentary video that highlights just how impressive this is bc i’m sure it’s even more insane than think it is
just training to become a TAS bot
ok now this was impressive
GG evil mauve
4:36 big fan of the Block of Jumpthru
ah, it would appear they have amassed quite the collection of Jumpthru Blocks. most excellent
congrats and that death counter go brrrr.
in the beginning everyone could win. but then difficulty attacked
it didn’t look that hard at first, it would probably take me like 300-500 deaths as an intermediate player, then i realised i was only 2 minutes into the video
my will to buy celeste lessens every video i watch about it
Don't let one of the hardest custom maps decide whether you get the game, unless that's the reason you want the game
you know I got 100% of the main game and just looking at this scares me...
2:24 Madeline Accelerator
Basically a rat inside of a small cave
The difficulty of this scares me
i had 14K deaths on darkmoon ruins and I thought that was a lot....
Sometimes I regret calling myself a celeste fan cause it means people expect me to actually be GOOD at video games
average minecraft mining experience
This is a really random comment, but how did you set up your timer? I always see people using a timer similar to yours when playing Celest but I never figured out how they set it up 😭
it's a setting called "Speedrun Clock" at the bottom of the in-game options
@@telehops THANK YOU SO MUCH 😭
i'm quite bad at figuring out how to deal with a game's settings so this helped a lot!
Wow Mauve has really let itself go
I think this person likes mauve
Omg my hands.
And I didn't play the level
this made me scream several times
That was quite a few ultra dashes
this grape is mature
This comment section is so funny, it's amazing to see vanilla players who got here because this video randomly blew up have absolutely no idea what is going on here lmao
Bro say easy but he took 13hours and 39000 death to finish the level
nutty putty % speedrun
nyooooooooooooooooooooooooooom
Why do you guys do this to yourselves? Besides that it's amazing that this is humanly possible
Average Celeste experience
half of this level is annoying, the other half is a gauntlet. it's perfect
Overripe grape
Did you scary that you run-out of infinity life before finish this map ?
This level be like: yo I heard you like ultras
9:14 death counter POV: 0_0
you have a climb jump button??? that's a thing???
When was this game supposed to be broken to the last bit, by people who are just able to do precise inputs into the precise spots that the creators precisely put there?
bro needs to do a speedrun
36k deaths is insane
How do you have that corner thing that tells you which keys you use?
it's an input overlay. the one i'm using is an OBS plugin just called input-overlay, but it's a bit of work to set up. if you don't care about being able to make your own texture files for the keys/text, then i'd recommend checking out NohBoard instead (which is what most players use). KeysPerSecond is also cool
why are humans doing this
Celeste players after finishing chapter 9:
why is this hard im confused
nvm
the realization
ok to be fair the introduction i didnt see anything that could kill you wasnt it just crouch dashing and that i was confused about
half
a million
deaths
wtf
how are you having fun playing this?
please forgive me for my rudeness 7months ago, i had not known the greatness of celeste (im pretty sure i gave up at farewell)
@@open_mind8617where are you now?
@@the6278 beat intermediate straeberry jam lobby
@@open_mind8617 oh nice : D! gl on the rest of sj (if you go for it)
@@open_mind8617Im currently in advanced lobby myself, and the one thing I can say is... whatever you do dont start with The Tower (XVI)
this is splowons america
Okay question what is the demo button? I don't remember seeing it in Celeste is it just a random button that does nothing?
it's officially called a "Crouch Dash" button, located in the Advanced sub-section of controls. when you press it, you dash with a crouched hurtbox (shortens it from 9px tall to 4px tall), but it doesn't work in the down or down-diagonal directions.
it's required for some tricks in the map, but a lot of the times you see me hit it, it's not actually doing anything and is just for making the input sequences more comfortable
@@telehops oooo I see I see, asked because I saw it being hit and didn't notice what was happening as a result but very interesting! Celeste mods are crazy I still haven't finished the C sides, but when I get them going again I hope I can find some great novice / starter mods (heard Strawberry Jam seems like a good pick?)
@@Remidyo gl on the rest of the C-sides! strawberry jam is incredible, i'd highly recommend it as a first (it was mine too, after all)
do people normally play with a climb jump button or is that just cuz of all the stairs 😵💫
some people have a climbjump button but afaik no one is as reliant on them as i am
rcbs used to be considered tas only... wtf
really????
why is the thing from the thumbnail not in the video, I just wanted to see what that bit was about
sry
How the frick do you get so much momentum bro is literally faster than light itself
Sometimes I think that I waste my life on completely irrelevant things
what is the like corner dash combo thing? Like you're launching yourself using the corners.
that's a reverse hyper followed by an immediate up-diagonal dash. the corner being there doesn't do anything but normalize the starting position of the jump out of the hyper (if you don't know what a hyper is yet, just wait till you get to 8c, or ask in the discord)
@@telehops Oh okay. Thank you! I haven't gotten that far in the game yet but hopefully I'll understand eventually!