'Just a bunch of dickheads watching a shitty movie...' Jason, my dude, not only should this be on t-shirts and mugs... it should be the tagline for the channel! Edit: also... how many films do you have to watch with Claudia Christian in before you remember her name?!? Susan Ivanova of Babylon 5, in The Hunted, Maniac Cop 2, and pretty much every 80's daytime TV show!
@@kiki_yagelovskayaknowing how utterly fucking stupid Seagal is from seeing interviews with him, hearing folks relay conversations they've had with him, seeing him legitimately believe he taught Silva a fucking front kick, and listening to a reading of part of his shitty boo...gods, I've exposed myself to way too much Seagal. But anyway, all that said, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if it went just like that!
That woman was Claudia Christian. She was the stripper in The Hidden, she was also on Babylon 5. She is also the voice of Adrianne Avonici and several female NPCs from SKYRIM. 😅
Also, according to IMDB, she had an accident happen on the set of The Hidden where a prop gun explosion hit her in the eye and almost blinded her. As a result, she would involuntarily close her eyes every time she had to shoot a prop gun after that, hence why her eyes are closed when she shoots in this movie.
Back in 2008 I was getting breakfast at the mcdonalds in LAX and I causally referred to JaRule as "Discount DMX" to my buddy. Then this dude behind me in line got like... really upset about it. Later I found out that *was* JaRule. I don't regret it at all.
So you knew who he was while talking about him. Knew the guy behind you got upset. Somehow DIDN'T know the guy was Ja Rule until "later"... which makes zero sense. I'm going to take "Things that never happened" for $100, Alex!!!
I am always impressed when Jason is able to point out seemingly random people in movies. It always frustrates me in some reaction channels when they don’t notice a particular actor that I recognize and always appreciate. It’s nice to know I’m not the only one haha
i recognize people a lot too but i never can recall who the fug they are lol. im just like "OMFG I KNOW THAT GUY/GIRL! WTF WERE THEY IN?! OMG OMG WHAT WERE THEY IN I KNOW THEM!" and then it bothers me for the rest of the day when i can't remember where i know them.
I surprisingly (more like sadly) recognized several actors in this flick: Cannell, as Jason mentioned; Claudia Christian; Tony Plana; Morris Chestnut; Nia Peeples, Linda Thorson; Michael McGrady and Bruce Weitz.
24:54 Sifu Seagal demonstrating his ability to simultaneously hit two targets with two pistols. Not only are his wrists crossed but his eyes are too. He has independent eye movement like a chameleon! Truly Sifu Seagal is the pinnacle of human evolution.
I love this from Wikipedia... Critic Roger Ebert wrote, "Half Past Dead is like an alarm that goes off with nobody in the room. It does its job, stops, and nobody cares."
Fun Facts: This was Steven's final theatrical movie until Machete. (Excluding later DTV movies that were briefly in a very small number of theaters.) It's his only movie, aside from Marked for Death, to not be released by in theaters by Warner Bros. (Marked for Death was 20th Century Fox, this was Screen Gems, who released UltraViolet.) Exit Wounds was the final one. It's his only PG-13 movie. Reportedly, Steven had a Buddhist advisor on set during production to check on his karma. If it wasn't good, he wouldn't shoot that day. It's his lowest rated movie on Rotten Tomatoes at only 3%. It also has the most reviews at 88, with Exit Wounds behind at 66. (Excluding the straight to video The Foreigner, which has 0% from 5 reviews, which I think is the minimum.) The movies before have anywhere between 10 and 50 reviews. There's a straight to video sequel to the movie focusing on one of the inmate rappers and Bill Goldberg. It's the directorial debut of writer/director Don Michael Paul, a man whose career has mostly been straight to video sequels he's (co-)written and or directed. Those movies have been Death Race 4, Tremors 5-7, Jarhead 2 and 4, The Scorpion King 5, and Sniper 5 and 6. All those franchises have been quiet for some years, and seemingly ended, aside from Sniper which has 9 movies. The newest one from last year, and a 10th apparently starting production shortly after it.
LMAO! THE best moment was the lip gloss exchange between Erin and Brian. The utter condescension in B's voice was just hysterical. Like, well DUH! Still laughing. And the woman who shoots w her eyes closed is from Bab 5, the security chief, I believe.
Deep breath everyone, that title is only the START of the madness with this one. After he's shot in the beginning, Seagal is technically dead for 22 minutes before being brought back... which makes the title LITERAL. So dumb. (Also, this is Seagal's last theatrically released film... excluding Machete, obviously)
Ja Rule being launched out the car when it stops and smashing into the windscreen of the other car will always make me die laughing. This movie might be ridiculous like other Seagal features but it has a few cool moments in it. Ja Rule being tossed around like a ragdoll is hilarious in general though. Like he's meant to be Seagal's buddy but he's also fine with trying to turn him into paste. xD
The time is always Half Past Dead when it comes to watching Segal. Apparently, he had the chins back in Under Siege. There's a podcast series on the UA-cams with a dude who was an executive at Warner Bros at the time who's dished the dirt on what they had to deal with when it came to Segal. And according to him . . . chin shadows since 1992. Congrats on the film by the way. No matter what, you've been part of something all us who watched movies of its ilk dreamt of.
"I'm actually shocked at how terrible this is." That's the beauty of Seagal movies, Jason. Every time there is a glimmer of hope with Seagal, he pulls you back in to his cinematic stink.
Actually saw this in theaters with my brother in law! Best comedy that year! Also, I'm convinced this movie was one of the reasons Eminem destroyed Ja's career! 😂😂😂😂
@@JasonBrant Ja was beefing with 50 and Eminem got dragged into it. Ja decided to go at Em's daughter, which, if anyone knows, is career suicide! So, Ja had a line in his diss track that went; "Em, you said your mom was a crackhead and Kim's a known slut so what's Hailey gonna be when she grows up"? Once he said THAT everyone in Em's crew came after Ja. They wrote a diss called Haileys Revenge and destroyed Ja. Than, 50 found out Ja was performing and bought out the first three rows of the venue so Ja was playing for a near empty concert. At that point Ja's career was basically over.
I remember this one! Claudia Christian is the special agent. She does not have kind things about him. The kindest one is that he would hole up in his trailer eating buckets of fried chicken and, yes, he really was greasy and stunk on set. As for Claudia closing her eyes, she was almost blinded on the set of a film (I think The Hidden?) when parts of a squib used during a firefight sequence went into her eye. During another stunt, where she is thrown from a car, she was pregnant and miscarried due to injuries.
The female cop from the beginning is Claudia Christian. Her biggest role was as Susan Ivonova in Babylon 5 but you probably recognize her as the stripper from The Hidden.
I'm binge watching him in Renegade right now! He has that iconic logo from his production company where he's typing and rips the paper out of the typewriter.
Her name is Nia Peeples is an American singer and actress / Peeples is known for playing Nicole Chapman on the hit TV series Fame/Sydney Cooke on Walker, Texas Ranger
I love how, in the 'Bloodfist' flashback, Brian is wearing the same shirt as he is here and Jason is wearing a different 'Coming to America' shirt! Beautiful!
I'm not sure if anyone else responded yet but the lady that closes her eyes while shooting is Claudia Christan. She's mainly known for Babylon 5 but she was also in maniac cop e and the hidden. During the hidden she suffered an injury when a f/x went wrong and she continually to involuntarily flinch while firing a firearm
The bearded guy at 16:11 is played by Stephen J. Cannell who was the producer and writer of a ton of classic TV shows like "Baretta", "Columbo", "The Rockford Files", "21 Jump Street", and a thousand others, he also moonlighted as an actor from time to time.
I saw this in theaters when I was like 12, and thought it was.... the best movie ever. Then about 2 years later I bought it on DVD, super excited to watch it again. About 20 minutes in I was like "Oh no. What have I done". So proud of my growth as a human during that 2 years.
@@JasonBrant hes the one who started shooting with the uzi after the Prisoner exchange has a scene in the credits where his name is revealed to be bernard Comprenday this
17:46 i like how that recoilless rocket launcher had all that recoil. also why is the rear sight behind the shooters head.....am i missing something??? are they holding it backwards? or did the prop designers just not care. Edit: ok i figured it out with a friend. Its a LAW and they actually have it right way round at first. then turn it backward to whisper into his ear. FFS. I'm guessing because if it was the right way around Seagal's giant face would not fit to whisper into his ear
In 2004 Steven Seagal released a dancehall song called “Strut” in which he sings in a fake Jamaican accent and his first line is “me wan da poonani.” can’t make this shit up.
You can tell the crew has never watched Babylon 5. They failed to recognize Claudia Christian in two movies now. (This one, and the weird alien living in other bodies Twin Peaks Guy one).
11:25 Bruce Weitz from Hill Street Blues. (Sgt. Belker). 15:48 Tony Plana. Has over 200 acting credits. I remember him most from an episode of Monk set in Mexico, and Jefe "jes, You have a plethora" in the Three Amigos. The director did direct an episode of Rengade, which was created by Steven J. Cannell.
This is from the era when he was still an almost-legitimate action star, concurrently with these other celebrities trying to break into movies. It didn't last long.
When I am at a gathering with friends or family I will occasionally bust out random Seagal movie lines that were originally meant to be dramatic but end up making everyone chuckle when I say them. It just kind of shows how big of a joke his movies are... and I love it.
The FBI woman was in Babylon 5 and the assassin woman was in Walker Texas Ranger. Curious if at the time they considered this movie a step up or a step down from their TV roles.
The last (and some would say only) "good" Seagal movie IMO was Under Siege. And that one was good because of the director and all the OTHER badass cast members.
A little detail my brother and I picked up on way back when at 14:39 when makeup lady jump down the hole. You can see the crash pad she lands on to the left of her. Pretty hilarious.
So nice to have you guys back!! Been looking forward to a new episode!! Time to kick back catch a buzz and enjoy watching you guys rip this movie apart!! Big fan from NJ!!🤘🤘🤣🤣🍻🍻
"That's all I know about it." Still a better understanding of the film than the production team had. And I kind of want to like the femme fatale, because who doesn't like femme fatales.
Stephen J. Cannell was the Stan Lee of TV crime dramas for three consecutive decades until 2000, when he retired, due to the movie studios either buying established TV networks or starting them up using independent/local TV stations' time, and he couldn't survive as an independent TV producer. How Stephen got in this is the director, Don Michael Paul, was a regular on one of his short-lived shows, "The Hat Squad".
8.44 Mystery writer Stephen J. Cannell... he created TV greats The A-Team, the Rockford Files, The Greatest American Hero, 21 Jump Street, Wiseguy, Silk Stocking, etc.
Do the 1991 Captain America movie. No respect for the source material, terrible acting, script and FXs. The guy who plays Cap is always in long sleeves so you can't see he didn't put on an ounce of muscle. It will either be your new best worst movie or worst best movie.
17:49 To the shock of no one, they don't know how RPGs work. They're recoilless systems by design. In fact the only one in danger of getting hurt is Seagal because you will get horribly burned if not killed by the propellant coming out the back. The reason it's a tube is so the opposite force escapes out the back without throwing the marksman from his or her feet.
We saw this in the theater. I believe it was the last Steven film released in theaters. I remember that he tried an accent for only part of the film. And we couldn't stop laughing in the theater.
You know, the Ja Rule flying out of the car thing in the beginning makes me think that Seagal could've been a successful movie star if he'd gone the full ridiculous route where he just does stuff that's physically impossible. Like, a helicopter crashes into the building and he just catches the rear rotor blade when it flies off toward him. Or kick someone and they fly backwards to a third story rooftop. Just go full cartoon physics. Of course, that would require Seagal get a sense of humor.
Thanks to Quin Kelly and the other two lunatics who sent us this. Damn it.
@@jjtoxik and during the day right? Not at night!
@jjtoxik But will you snatch every mf'ing birthday??
Agent Williams was the alien possessed stripper from The Hidden (1987).
'Just a bunch of dickheads watching a shitty movie...'
Jason, my dude, not only should this be on t-shirts and mugs... it should be the tagline for the channel!
Edit: also... how many films do you have to watch with Claudia Christian in before you remember her name?!? Susan Ivanova of Babylon 5, in The Hunted, Maniac Cop 2, and pretty much every 80's daytime TV show!
"Thanks"
Every time Steve smiles , somewhere an angel gets gonorrhea.
😂🤣😂
Best comment hands down so far 😂😂😂
"Everytime Seagal smiles, an angel gets the clap" is a sentence we need.
Spawn reference right? 😂
Steve's goatee makes the baby Jesus cry.
Steven Seagal doesn’t use stunt doubles he uses stunt triples
A stuntman for every 2 chins.
No legitimate stuntman would be that fat, that’s why they stand out so much 😊
Steven Segal versions of Chuck Norris jokes! I'm in.
Steven Segal doesn't get morning wood. He gets morning won't.
Triple Chinned™
They're stunt halves, since they're half his weight.
Segal: "I want to make a movie that's like the big action blockbusters"
Writers: "Which ones?"
Segal: "Yes"
Writers: "Say no more"
I see, Seagal is talking to himself again.
🤣
It might shock you but this propably is exactly how it happened. 😅
@@kiki_yagelovskaya 😅
@@kiki_yagelovskayaknowing how utterly fucking stupid Seagal is from seeing interviews with him, hearing folks relay conversations they've had with him, seeing him legitimately believe he taught Silva a fucking front kick, and listening to a reading of part of his shitty boo...gods, I've exposed myself to way too much Seagal. But anyway, all that said, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if it went just like that!
That woman was Claudia Christian. She was the stripper in The Hidden, she was also on Babylon 5. She is also the voice of Adrianne Avonici and several female NPCs from SKYRIM. 😅
And she can count Maniac Cop 2 among her acting credits as well.
Fs in chat for Marcus on Babylon 5.
She was also in the substitute 3
Hexed (1993)
Also, according to IMDB, she had an accident happen on the set of The Hidden where a prop gun explosion hit her in the eye and almost blinded her. As a result, she would involuntarily close her eyes every time she had to shoot a prop gun after that, hence why her eyes are closed when she shoots in this movie.
Back in 2008 I was getting breakfast at the mcdonalds in LAX and I causally referred to JaRule as "Discount DMX" to my buddy. Then this dude behind me in line got like... really upset about it. Later I found out that *was* JaRule. I don't regret it at all.
You weren’t lying though
"Always on time" is still a banger tho
" last tine I heard, that nigga was having sex with the same sex" RIP DMX
Hahhah, good one🤣
So you knew who he was while talking about him. Knew the guy behind you got upset. Somehow DIDN'T know the guy was Ja Rule until "later"... which makes zero sense.
I'm going to take "Things that never happened" for $100, Alex!!!
Steven Seagal wearing a durag is the best thing I’ve ever seen.
Anymore negativity from your mouth and Segal will sit down, eat a burger and kick your ass.
That with his fat pimp waddle…
I am always impressed when Jason is able to point out seemingly random people in movies. It always frustrates me in some reaction channels when they don’t notice a particular actor that I recognize and always appreciate.
It’s nice to know I’m not the only one haha
i recognize people a lot too but i never can recall who the fug they are lol. im just like "OMFG I KNOW THAT GUY/GIRL! WTF WERE THEY IN?! OMG OMG WHAT WERE THEY IN I KNOW THEM!" and then it bothers me for the rest of the day when i can't remember where i know them.
I surprisingly (more like sadly) recognized several actors in this flick: Cannell, as Jason mentioned; Claudia Christian; Tony Plana; Morris Chestnut; Nia Peeples, Linda Thorson; Michael McGrady and Bruce Weitz.
HEAR! HEAR!
@@JesseJames-vr3hu I always associate Weitz with Hill Street Blues.
Same way here bro stoolio.
24:54 Sifu Seagal demonstrating his ability to simultaneously hit two targets with two pistols. Not only are his wrists crossed but his eyes are too. He has independent eye movement like a chameleon! Truly Sifu Seagal is the pinnacle of human evolution.
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The pineapple of human evolution!
Jason: "Who is that?"
Me yelling "Ivanovna from Babylon 5!" at my phone like y'all could hear me 😂
Yeah Claudia Christian looked very nice in this!
Ivana 1000%!!
The quickest Erin has ever answered at the end of the movie. "NO!"
I love this from Wikipedia... Critic Roger Ebert wrote, "Half Past Dead is like an alarm that goes off with nobody in the room. It does its job, stops, and nobody cares."
For a split second I saw Stephen J Cannel, 8:43, had to jump to cast... I'm like WTF? The amount of shows he produced in the '80s is epic.
And he still looked great!
So why be in this POS? It's like finding out Cannell was close friends with Harvey Weinstein and Jeffrey Epstein.
Fun fact.. The bad guy was Morris Chestnut. He was Ricky in Boyz in the Hood. And he was also in a film with Sifu. Under Siege 2. 🔥
He had the golden ticket
Fun Facts: This was Steven's final theatrical movie until Machete. (Excluding later DTV movies that were briefly in a very small number of theaters.)
It's his only movie, aside from Marked for Death, to not be released by in theaters by Warner Bros. (Marked for Death was 20th Century Fox, this was Screen Gems, who released UltraViolet.) Exit Wounds was the final one.
It's his only PG-13 movie.
Reportedly, Steven had a Buddhist advisor on set during production to check on his karma. If it wasn't good, he wouldn't shoot that day.
It's his lowest rated movie on Rotten Tomatoes at only 3%. It also has the most reviews at 88, with Exit Wounds behind at 66. (Excluding the straight to video The Foreigner, which has 0% from 5 reviews, which I think is the minimum.) The movies before have anywhere between 10 and 50 reviews.
There's a straight to video sequel to the movie focusing on one of the inmate rappers and Bill Goldberg.
It's the directorial debut of writer/director Don Michael Paul, a man whose career has mostly been straight to video sequels he's (co-)written and or directed. Those movies have been Death Race 4, Tremors 5-7, Jarhead 2 and 4, The Scorpion King 5, and Sniper 5 and 6. All those franchises have been quiet for some years, and seemingly ended, aside from Sniper which has 9 movies. The newest one from last year, and a 10th apparently starting production shortly after it.
Well done!
Thanks for reminding me how bad the last Sniper sequel was ... lol
Tremors 5-7. Well, that adds up, even if 5 wasn't terrible.
Maybe his Karma wasn’t good because he’s a well known shithead, creep, and liar?
Just a thought.
I watched 2005's Submerged in theaters.
8:43: Stephen J Cannell ! The icon of eighties action TV !
Turns out that the Fyre Festival might not be the worst thing Ja Rule has ever done
Ja needs better advisors! Haha
Segal somehow found his equal in terms of celebrity scam artists.
Beefing with Eminem and 50 Cent would be up there also
LMAO! THE best moment was the lip gloss exchange between Erin and Brian. The utter condescension in B's voice was just hysterical. Like, well DUH! Still laughing.
And the woman who shoots w her eyes closed is from Bab 5, the security chief, I believe.
Claudia Christian. She was Ivanovna in B5, and also the stripper that Kyle McLachlan shoots off the roof in The Hidden (recently re-covered on SBIG).
Deep breath everyone, that title is only the START of the madness with this one. After he's shot in the beginning, Seagal is technically dead for 22 minutes before being brought back... which makes the title LITERAL. So dumb.
(Also, this is Seagal's last theatrically released film... excluding Machete, obviously)
Jesus.
Ja Rule being launched out the car when it stops and smashing into the windscreen of the other car will always make me die laughing. This movie might be ridiculous like other Seagal features but it has a few cool moments in it.
Ja Rule being tossed around like a ragdoll is hilarious in general though. Like he's meant to be Seagal's buddy but he's also fine with trying to turn him into paste. xD
Props to seagal, he managed to make a recoilless rocket launcher have a ton of recoil somehow?🤔 17:48
I think the goal of this film is to make the viewer nostalgic for other movies. *Any* other movies.
You are correct!
This made me want to watch “It Happened One Night.”
The time is always Half Past Dead when it comes to watching Segal. Apparently, he had the chins back in Under Siege. There's a podcast series on the UA-cams with a dude who was an executive at Warner Bros at the time who's dished the dirt on what they had to deal with when it came to Segal. And according to him . . . chin shadows since 1992.
Congrats on the film by the way. No matter what, you've been part of something all us who watched movies of its ilk dreamt of.
"I'm actually shocked at how terrible this is."
That's the beauty of Seagal movies, Jason. Every time there is a glimmer of hope with Seagal, he pulls you back in to his cinematic stink.
They wanted a title that represented both of their careers at the time
Perfect description of Sifu's career and health
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Cue up the "BURN!" meme lol
There's not enough stocks of Aloe Vera to soothe that burn!
Actually saw this in theaters with my brother in law! Best comedy that year!
Also, I'm convinced this movie was one of the reasons Eminem destroyed Ja's career! 😂😂😂😂
50 cent buried ja rule :))
Well that and the fact 8 Mile is actually good lol
Eminem destroyed his career?
@@JasonBrantnah 50 cent did lol
@@JasonBrant Ja was beefing with 50 and Eminem got dragged into it. Ja decided to go at Em's daughter, which, if anyone knows, is career suicide! So, Ja had a line in his diss track that went;
"Em, you said your mom was a crackhead and Kim's a known slut so what's Hailey gonna be when she grows up"?
Once he said THAT everyone in Em's crew came after Ja. They wrote a diss called Haileys Revenge and destroyed Ja. Than, 50 found out Ja was performing and bought out the first three rows of the venue so Ja was playing for a near empty concert. At that point Ja's career was basically over.
I remember this one! Claudia Christian is the special agent. She does not have kind things about him. The kindest one is that he would hole up in his trailer eating buckets of fried chicken and, yes, he really was greasy and stunk on set.
As for Claudia closing her eyes, she was almost blinded on the set of a film (I think The Hidden?) when parts of a squib used during a firefight sequence went into her eye.
During another stunt, where she is thrown from a car, she was pregnant and miscarried due to injuries.
If Sifu's walk is a "waddle", can we make the swagger walk the "swaddle"?
The female cop from the beginning is Claudia Christian. Her biggest role was as Susan Ivonova in Babylon 5 but you probably recognize her as the stripper from The Hidden.
Stephen J Cannell is RIGHT THERE. He wrote so much great action in the 70's to 90's. USE HIM!
I'm binge watching him in Renegade right now! He has that iconic logo from his production company where he's typing and rips the paper out of the typewriter.
@@jjryan1352Renegade is hilarious. I think it's not available anywhere right now.
@@themoviedealers It's on one of those free streaming site/channels, Tubi or one of those...
It's on here
Her name is Nia Peeples is an American singer and actress / Peeples is known for playing Nicole Chapman on the hit TV series Fame/Sydney Cooke on Walker, Texas Ranger
She was also in the original "Pretty Little Liars" series.
I love how, in the 'Bloodfist' flashback, Brian is wearing the same shirt as he is here and Jason is wearing a different 'Coming to America' shirt! Beautiful!
Sifu is Half Past Asleep in this movie
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I'm not sure if anyone else responded yet but the lady that closes her eyes while shooting is Claudia Christan. She's mainly known for Babylon 5 but she was also in maniac cop e and the hidden. During the hidden she suffered an injury when a f/x went wrong and she continually to involuntarily flinch while firing a firearm
She also starred in Think Big, another movie they watched, in Arena which is a very underrated movie and in a Gnome named Gnorm, which is kinda great.
The drinking game is Real
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Jason: "I'm watching a Steven Seagal movie. Clearly I don't like having fun."
"This is the worst Seagal era. He thinks he's a sex symbol."
Uh...that's not very definitive. We're there now.
Also that makes it the BEST Seagal era.
The bald actor at 11:22 was Bruce Weitz (Belker from Hill Street Blues).
The bearded guy at 16:11 is played by Stephen J. Cannell who was the producer and writer of a ton of classic TV shows like "Baretta", "Columbo", "The Rockford Files", "21 Jump Street", and a thousand others, he also moonlighted as an actor from time to time.
24:59 new definition of 'crossfire'🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I saw this in theaters when I was like 12, and thought it was.... the best movie ever. Then about 2 years later I bought it on DVD, super excited to watch it again. About 20 minutes in I was like "Oh no. What have I done". So proud of my growth as a human during that 2 years.
Twitch dog best character Also T bone he got to play Hot shots golf in his cell
Twitch dog?
@@JasonBrant hes the one who started shooting with the uzi after the Prisoner exchange has a scene in the credits where his name is revealed to be bernard Comprenday this
@@JasonBrant Seen this seagal film way too many times I understand the plot.
Best line from the chairs, "That woman was spared." Nailed it! 😆
You went there with that Kobi comment Jason! 😂
I love it when one of you guys have a thought but totally disregard whether or not it might offend. 😂
17:46 i like how that recoilless rocket launcher had all that recoil. also why is the rear sight behind the shooters head.....am i missing something??? are they holding it backwards? or did the prop designers just not care.
Edit: ok i figured it out with a friend. Its a LAW and they actually have it right way round at first. then turn it backward to whisper into his ear. FFS. I'm guessing because if it was the right way around Seagal's giant face would not fit to whisper into his ear
In 2004 Steven Seagal released a dancehall song called “Strut” in which he sings in a fake Jamaican accent and his first line is “me wan da poonani.” can’t make this shit up.
You can tell the crew has never watched Babylon 5. They failed to recognize Claudia Christian in two movies now. (This one, and the weird alien living in other bodies Twin Peaks Guy one).
Was just going to say I thought that they would have recognised her from _The Hidden_
I was thinking the same. She will always be Commander Ivanova to those that know.
Steven: "My wife's dead because of them"
Erin: "That woman was spared"
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12:21 JASON!!!! Wow🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
28:58 it DOES look kinda 'Shopped🤣🤣🤣🤣
11:25 Bruce Weitz from Hill Street Blues. (Sgt. Belker).
15:48 Tony Plana. Has over 200 acting credits. I remember him most from an episode of Monk set in Mexico, and Jefe "jes, You have a plethora" in the Three Amigos.
The director did direct an episode of Rengade, which was created by Steven J. Cannell.
That connection makes me feel better.
Don Michael Paul was also a regular on another Cannell-produced drama, "The Hat Squad".
"Friggin Kobe's pilot..."
Dude, that's the darkest joke I've heard all year.
I am HERE for it! 🤣
It puzzles me how Seagal able to get these celebrities to star in his films. From Stone Cold to Ryu to Ja Rule.
Wave a big enough cheque in front of them and miracles can happen.
This is from the era when he was still an almost-legitimate action star, concurrently with these other celebrities trying to break into movies. It didn't last long.
That was Cannell! 24 acting appearances, mostly cameos. He also hosted a reality show, "U.S. Customs".
When I am at a gathering with friends or family I will occasionally bust out random Seagal movie lines that were originally meant to be dramatic but end up making everyone chuckle when I say them. It just kind of shows how big of a joke his movies are... and I love it.
(Thanksgiving dinner) "Hey DJ can you pass the butter?"
DJ: "Fuck you and die!"
I mean Brian is right, “NOOOOOOOOOOO MOOONICAAAA!” Is what i think of every time someone mentions Ja Rule’s acting 😂
The FBI woman was in Babylon 5 and the assassin woman was in Walker Texas Ranger. Curious if at the time they considered this movie a step up or a step down from their TV roles.
6:36 that's Machine Gun Go-Go, buddy.
IYKYK
The last (and some would say only) "good" Seagal movie IMO was Under Siege. And that one was good because of the director and all the OTHER badass cast members.
Pistol Whipped is alright
I'd say Executive Decision, though it is debatable if it can be considered a Seagal film.
@@RevanAlaire It can't really ... for obvious reasons to anyone who's seen it.
"I voluntarily came over!" Funniest line of the episode!
Sifuuuuuuuuu!! Yes, my night is complete! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉😂..and I think I've seen this trash a few times, unfortunately 😂
Sorry to hear that.
A little detail my brother and I picked up on way back when at 14:39 when makeup lady jump down the hole. You can see the crash pad she lands on to the left of her. Pretty hilarious.
So nice to have you guys back!! Been looking forward to a new episode!! Time to kick back catch a buzz and enjoy watching you guys rip this movie apart!! Big fan from NJ!!🤘🤘🤣🤣🍻🍻
Thanks so much! Crazy stuff on the way!
"That's all I know about it." Still a better understanding of the film than the production team had.
And I kind of want to like the femme fatale, because who doesn't like femme fatales.
Old Ex-Marine with PTSD.. you guys make me laugh... Thank you
Hell yea, this is a good day today🎉
Hope you enjoyed the video.
Jason, thank you for supporting the Golden Arcs!😂 I only watched bits and pieces of this movie back in the day. It’s much worse than I thought.👍🏻
332pm in Alaska, dabs ready to go, let's do this!!!!
MOAR SIFU SEAGULL!!!!!
Next to Sit Ubu Sit...good dog...Stephen Canell at the typewriter was the coolest show production end credits ever 😁( remember the guitar twang?)
Why Garth Meranghi had to rip it off.
Brian and Erin's reaction to the Kobe comment totally made this video for me! 🤣
"Half Past Dead." What it would say if we hooked up Seagal to an EKG machine.
You were right Jason. It is Stephan, this came out in 2002, he passed in 2010.
Stephen J. Cannell was the Stan Lee of TV crime dramas for three consecutive decades until 2000, when he retired, due to the movie studios either buying established TV networks or starting them up using independent/local TV stations' time, and he couldn't survive as an independent TV producer. How Stephen got in this is the director, Don Michael Paul, was a regular on one of his short-lived shows, "The Hat Squad".
the female badguy with all the moves is played by Nia Peeples who used to be on the TV show Fame in the 80's
Holy crap! That actually was Stephen J. Cannell!
TWITCH dog was the one who fired the rocket launcher at the cell door.
Finally Half Past Dead lmao
You've been waiting for this?
24:40 - Erin goes full Jeff Goldblum... never go full Jeff Goldblum!
25 million budget. Made 19 million worldwide.
What did they spend 25M on? This looks like a straight to DVD movie lol
"Don't you like having fun?
No I don't. I'm watching a Steven Seagal movie"
Glad I got to be here for the last episode before Jason gets cancelled for that Kobe joke. 🎉
Wow, clap clap 👏
8.44 Mystery writer Stephen J. Cannell... he created TV greats The A-Team, the Rockford Files, The Greatest American Hero, 21 Jump Street, Wiseguy, Silk Stocking, etc.
Brian was on fire in this one. And the clan meeting joke is definitely worth recycling! 👍
I love Erin's reaction when the guard was shooting into the air. LOL. All I saw was a mirror image. LOL
Do the 1991 Captain America movie. No respect for the source material, terrible acting, script and FXs. The guy who plays Cap is always in long sleeves so you can't see he didn't put on an ounce of muscle. It will either be your new best worst movie or worst best movie.
We'll definitely watch it.
Kobe’s pilot!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂. The look on their faces when you said that was hilarious. Haaaaaaaa
I was getting mad underworld, Blade 1/2, bad boys vibe throughout this entire movie.....it made me want to watch all of those instead so bad.
I feel Brian's pain when Jason doesn't know the classic line "noooo Monica.."
Segal looks like if you touched him your fingers would be greasy, but it wouldn't wash off for several days.
We call that the Homtown buffet effect.
100%
17:49 To the shock of no one, they don't know how RPGs work. They're recoilless systems by design. In fact the only one in danger of getting hurt is Seagal because you will get horribly burned if not killed by the propellant coming out the back. The reason it's a tube is so the opposite force escapes out the back without throwing the marksman from his or her feet.
Nia Peeples (49er Six) was in Walker Texas Ranger and kicks so much ass. I can't hate this movie, even if the PG-13 rating gutted it.
That was the legendary Stephen J. Cannell! Good call Jason!
Also , that was Claudia Christian from “The Hidden” playing the female cop.
Stephen J. Cannell is in it!
Ja fool is 5’9” but compared to our towering hero, Uncle Kankles Seegull, he’s a tiny little lady.
We saw this in the theater. I believe it was the last Steven film released in theaters.
I remember that he tried an accent for only part of the film. And we couldn't stop laughing in the theater.
You know, the Ja Rule flying out of the car thing in the beginning makes me think that Seagal could've been a successful movie star if he'd gone the full ridiculous route where he just does stuff that's physically impossible. Like, a helicopter crashes into the building and he just catches the rear rotor blade when it flies off toward him. Or kick someone and they fly backwards to a third story rooftop. Just go full cartoon physics. Of course, that would require Seagal get a sense of humor.
the Kobe comment 😂😂😂😂😂
I hate to tell you this Jason. But there's a sequel
Dead Forty Five? Quarter to Buried?
26:09 thanks for clearing that up. That could've went left real quick!
This might have been the fastest triple splat in SBIG history.
10:51 the guy who went down head first was “French rappelling”.