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    Environmental Seagal from the 90s returns with Fire Down Below. Though his body is slimmer, his ego is as inflated as ever. Needlessly long and boring, this one was a bit of a chore to finish. The surrounding cast was great, though.
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  • @JasonBrant
    @JasonBrant  Рік тому +28

    Get 50% off your first order of CookUnity meals - go to cookunity.com/jasonbrant and use my code JASONBRANT50 at checkout to try them out for yourself! Thanks to CookUnity for sponsoring this video!

    • @jonathangrafton4016
      @jonathangrafton4016 Рік тому

      To be fair, Uncle Billy destroyed the south to save it.
      Not sufficiently, unfortunately.

    • @mckaleenriquez
      @mckaleenriquez Рік тому +1

      you didn't even take a bite lol

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Рік тому +4

      What? I'm literally eating it.

    • @storm_filter
      @storm_filter Рік тому +1

      surprised we didn't get a pearl necklace joke. thanks for the video as always, cheers

    • @joebidensdiaper8526
      @joebidensdiaper8526 Рік тому +1

      Yes, it’s Randy Travis

  • @ZeroDepresiv
    @ZeroDepresiv 11 місяців тому +5

    _"What industrial process creates that much cyanide ?!"_ - Gold Mining

  • @darrenredden3289
    @darrenredden3289 Рік тому +337

    There's no better environmentalist than Seafood Seagal... A man who walks with air of confidence by destroying mother nature... Respect 😂

  • @GhostTownOutdoors
    @GhostTownOutdoors Рік тому +150

    I actually have some actual Seagal-A-Verse meta facts about the making of this movie. I hope you guys see this because it pertains DIRECTLY to Seagal and some of his real world character traits/dirtbag moves. A little back story: my family owns the radio station in Hazard Ky, its call signs are WKIC/WSGS, so when Seagal was filming this in and around Hazard in the 90's people would call in or run into my Uncle who runs the station and tell him about run-ins with Seagal lmao.
    One of the more colorful stories was that Seagal saw a guy selling hand made birdhouses and other woodworking on KY-15, the major highway in and out of Perry County. The old guy said Seagal walked up and had a roll of cash, was acting like a big shot, and got annoyed that the old fella didn't know who he was. He even asked "You know who I am?" Several times, and finally the old guy said "Son I don't know who you are, but if you tell me your Pappy or your Grandpappys name I might know them." This apparently enraged Seagal and he stormed off. There are several more stories of bizarre and hysterical Seagal behavior, one of them in a Woolworths store as well.
    Sorry for the long post, but I thought you'd appreciate this lmao

    • @burtknighten4438
      @burtknighten4438 Рік тому +21

      I could listen to Segall stories all day

    • @tylercartwright
      @tylercartwright Рік тому +20

      Came here to tell this same story. Heard the same thing from several friends from Perry County/Hazard. He was apparently just SUCH a huge tool the whole time he was there.

    • @GhostTownOutdoors
      @GhostTownOutdoors Рік тому +13

      @@tylercartwright I know theres another story where he went into Dawahares and pissed everyone off, I don't think they're still in business but that store was there forever. I'll ask my Uncle if he remembers any more Seagal stories lol

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Рік тому +36

      I need more Seagal stories! Love these. Thanks!

    • @GhostTownOutdoors
      @GhostTownOutdoors Рік тому +10

      @@JasonBrant My cousins introduced me to Cannon movies, we all grew up watching American Ninja, Cyborg... Gymkata.... I showed them your channel and we are all on board. The whole cast is great, I keep wondering if you all can squeeze a 4th recliner in there for a mega viewing with Erin, Dave, Brian and yourself. Shameless ask: Blood Fist, starring Don "The Dragon" Wilson, I had to try! Lol Thank you all, I'm drinking right along with you!

  • @santaonthecross
    @santaonthecross Рік тому +37

    When I was a kid I decided to model my life after Seagal. Many years later, here i am, fat, oddly southern and will literally do anything for cash or doughnuts.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Рік тому +6

      🤣 🤣

    • @melanisticmandalorian8909
      @melanisticmandalorian8909 Рік тому +1

      how many women have you S.A ? Are the women afraid of you when they see you ? If you dont have that reputation, you best get working on it.

    • @Smokr
      @Smokr 11 місяців тому

      Have you bragged about your secret CIA missions yet?

    • @dubbleplusgood
      @dubbleplusgood 10 місяців тому

      ​@@Smokrthose CIA missions were made up lies because Sifu is a humble man. I know for a fact he was really part of a joint global task force with the DEA, FBI, MI-5, MI-6, NSA, NATO, USMC, KRISPY KREME (covert missions division), SEAL Team 6, MEAL Team 6, FSB and the PTA. Everyone wanted to work with him.

  • @TruOnyxfire
    @TruOnyxfire Рік тому +161

    It's not your guys' faults for all the verbal mistakes. You have to realize that as soon as you starting watching a Seagal movie, your IQs dropped at least 50 points, AT LEAST. You can't be responsible for the kind of power a Seagal movie has on the human mind.

  • @Indians-dl3to
    @Indians-dl3to Рік тому +80

    The 80s & 90s was the best time for Steven Seagal movies, they were still entertaining.

    • @Joecbg100
      @Joecbg100 Рік тому +17

      I retain after Half Past Dead, he'd fully given up and went down the rabbit hole of just terribleness

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Рік тому +30

      That's a low bar.

    • @Indians-dl3to
      @Indians-dl3to Рік тому +7

      @@JasonBrant Have you ever thought about watching The Glimmer Man ?

    • @eduardodiaz9942
      @eduardodiaz9942 Рік тому +13

      After Under Siege they're all garbage

    • @wolfkult4320
      @wolfkult4320 Рік тому +4

      @@JasonBrant A bar lower than present day Seagal's gut

  • @AL13NM
    @AL13NM Рік тому +29

    It is so sweet how hard Erin laughs at Jason's jokes even after so many years as a couple, Jason you Lucky S.O.B.!

  • @Mojo_Jojo_001
    @Mojo_Jojo_001 Рік тому +14

    When the cashier politely told him he should come back to visit and he said "I'm gonna do that. Two beautiful twins like you..." Those were the words that marked the transition of "Action Hero Seagal" to "Stranger Danger Creepers Seagal".

  • @TrentFlips
    @TrentFlips Рік тому +21

    LEVON! RIP... the guy who "welcomes him to kentucky" is Levon Helm. He was the drummer/one of the vocalists or The Band. absolute legend.

    • @TheBigDean18
      @TheBigDean18 Рік тому +1

      Hell ye, also Kris Kristofferson as the bad guy lmao. Marty Stuart was in it as well as the lead singer/guitar player, and then Randy Travis lmao. Why so many musicians 😂

    • @furnitureconsortium
      @furnitureconsortium Рік тому

      I was just about to mention this!
      Great drummer and great songwriter! The Band's most important weapon along with Robbie Robertson
      RIP Levon Helm

  • @ravendark_7250
    @ravendark_7250 Рік тому +26

    You know it's a good one when the first thing we hear is "sigh" from Jason lol

  • @heathercamera
    @heathercamera Рік тому +78

    Awesome! The old farmer is Harry Dean Stanton, amazing actor. Y'all had me cracking up so much, thank you!!!!

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Рік тому +2

      Thanks!

    • @scampydog2318
      @scampydog2318 Рік тому +1

      @@JasonBrant watch the movie Paris, Texas, which is wonderful thoughtful movie (so not for this channel haha ), which I personally thought he should won an Oscar for. 2nd'd -this was great video so funny.

    • @Ysckemia
      @Ysckemia Рік тому +4

      @@scampydog2318 Stanton also played in Alien, Lang played in Avatar... overall they might have never been superstars, but they still have had better movies in their career than Seagul...😅

    • @2112splunge
      @2112splunge Рік тому +1

      @@JasonBrant He played Brett in Alien, one of the ship mechanics. And his best role ever, IMHO, was Bud in Repo Man.

    • @damndirtyrandy7721
      @damndirtyrandy7721 Рік тому +1

      Red Dawn, the original, he was the dad…”avenge me boys!”

  • @Uncultured_Barbarian465
    @Uncultured_Barbarian465 Рік тому +43

    When Jason opined that "So maybe it won't be gawdawful?", I snorted water out my nose. One of the many Seagal movies I've only watched once. Another in the "I must save the environment by blowing it up" genre of his. \

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Рік тому +5

      I odn't know what I was thinking.

  • @bryanharrison3889
    @bryanharrison3889 Рік тому +28

    The best part about these stephen seagal movies is the intro you guys made for them.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Рік тому +4

      Thanks!

    • @wangson
      @wangson Рік тому

      Also Space Ice's channel - which if you're a fan of watching these guys tear Mr. Seagal to pieces, then you absolutely NEED to hear Space Ice's take on Steven Seagal's pure nonsense and self-aggrandizement! It's something that needs to be seen to be believed (and laughed at!). Here's a link to one of them....
      ua-cam.com/video/aEDgnEvmqJ0/v-deo.html

  • @hansgraichen8051
    @hansgraichen8051 Рік тому +44

    Fire Down Below was when I didn’t move forward with any further Segal movies. Though I did watch Exit Wounds recently and was pleasantly surprised. You’ve spared me from seeing the bulk of post Fire Down Below Segal in it’s entirety. Thank you for your sacrifice.

    • @refinedsugar
      @refinedsugar Рік тому +3

      It's best if you don't watch anything past 'Exit Wounds'.
      I enjoyed 'Pistol Whipped' in 2008, but that's my sole standout during his decline period.

    • @pa.encema2821
      @pa.encema2821 Рік тому +3

      Exit Wounds is the beginning of fat Seagal

    • @refinedsugar
      @refinedsugar Рік тому +2

      @@pa.encema2821 He actually lost a bunch of weight to star in it. 30+ lbs, I believe. Producers also had him change his hair style and wardrobe. He took a big pay cut too. His stock was down obviously.

    • @surferdudetje
      @surferdudetje Рік тому +3

      DMX claims Seagal wore a corset in Exit Wounds. He was obviously thinner but not as much as you think.

    • @refinedsugar
      @refinedsugar Рік тому +1

      @@surferdudetje interesting! Didn't know that.
      I wish DMX's part was better ... like he should have been an ex cop / internal affairs like the trailer made it seem like.

  • @thelightwielder
    @thelightwielder 6 місяців тому +2

    In order to prepare for his role as a horrible person, Stephen Lang watched every one of Sifu's movies so he could mimic the master

  • @leeparker9457
    @leeparker9457 Рік тому +8

    "I know what he's gonna eat"
    That might be THE line of the entire Sifu series.

    • @filipohman7277
      @filipohman7277 Рік тому

      Hahahahaha 😂😂😂👍👍 Awesome!!!! Greetings from Helsinki, Finland 🇫🇮🇺🇸🇫🇮🇺🇸🇫🇮🇺🇸

  • @meahoohenehene
    @meahoohenehene Рік тому +36

    I think this was the movie where most people agree Steven Seagal as an action star fatigue set in.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Рік тому +7

      I believe it.

    • @meahoohenehene
      @meahoohenehene Рік тому

      @@JasonBrant its not hard not to is it. by the way have you heard Brian Bangs Bees? that dude really misunderstood the phrase "birds and the bees" in health class.

    • @tjsogmc
      @tjsogmc Рік тому

      Agreed. After that, he disappeared for a while and then showed up fatter and dumber in those straight video crap fests.

    • @cvmmd
      @cvmmd Рік тому +4

      Honey induced fatigue. Like when you eat gallons of icecream.

    • @surferdudetje
      @surferdudetje Рік тому

      Pretty decent action, crummy setting/plot

  • @Detroitspider
    @Detroitspider Рік тому +28

    "I know what he's gonna eat" Once again Erin shows her goat-hood. 💪💪🙌

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Рік тому +7

      That one came out of nowhere.

    • @filipohman7277
      @filipohman7277 Рік тому +5

      👍👍👍😁😁😁 Greetings from Helsinki, Finland 🇫🇮🇺🇸🇫🇮🇺🇸🇫🇮🇺🇸

    • @Detroitspider
      @Detroitspider Рік тому +3

      @@filipohman7277 hello 👋

    • @filipohman7277
      @filipohman7277 Рік тому +1

      @@Detroitspider Hello👍👍😎

    • @superchug2469
      @superchug2469 Рік тому +1

      ​@@filipohman7277 greetings from south Carolina usa 🇺🇸

  • @zali13
    @zali13 Рік тому +20

    The man walks with an air of confidence rarely seen in this day and age...but he still makes godawful stinkers, over and over again. O-Sensei, you are comedy gold, never change!

    • @HarvestMoonHowl
      @HarvestMoonHowl Рік тому +4

      Seagal: *Walks onto a scene wearing a fringed suede coat*
      Me: "You're an Italian guy from Michigan who once mastered the arts of bullshido and bullshit. You're not Native American or even remotely Asian. But God damn it, you are the King of B-List films, at this point."

    • @pa.encema2821
      @pa.encema2821 Рік тому +3

      @@HarvestMoonHowl Seagal is actually Jewish

    • @HarvestMoonHowl
      @HarvestMoonHowl Рік тому +1

      @@pa.encema2821 Huh. Interesting.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Рік тому +3

      That freaking line.

    • @HarvestMoonHowl
      @HarvestMoonHowl Рік тому

      @@JasonBrant Some of the lines in Seagal movies are priceless, though. 😂

  • @totallylooney8292
    @totallylooney8292 Рік тому +7

    "Is cyanide a byproduct of girls dancing?" That one killed me.
    Watching you guys suffer through Seagull movies always makes my evening!

  • @Jonah_Lee8472
    @Jonah_Lee8472 Рік тому +38

    I cannot count the number of times I've had to watch this movie because it's one of my mothers favorites. Thank you for making it at least a little tolerable now

  • @datdude7395
    @datdude7395 Рік тому +6

    The singer at the party was Marty Stewart, the federal agent was randy Travis, and the private casino was Travis tritt. My grandparents love Marty Stewart.

    • @doctorthirteen1700
      @doctorthirteen1700 Рік тому

      The twins at the store are also country singers, their names escape me though.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Рік тому

      Wonder why so many musicians were in this?

    • @jamminjohn
      @jamminjohn Рік тому

      @@JasonBrant Country Music Seagal faze.

  • @Scratchingforcash
    @Scratchingforcash Рік тому +6

    I once saw Steven Seagal disembowel an Italian hoagie in 7 seconds

  • @Frothenbath1
    @Frothenbath1 Рік тому +25

    Thanks to you guys, I've developed the sensation of "Seagal Dread." I saw a handful of his movies as a kid, but seeing the newer ones, and going back and seeing the older ones as an adult, I better understand newer, truly deeper levels of pain one can experience during a bad movie. The scars are deep, and my psychiatrist will be making lots of money from me alone in the next several years.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Рік тому +7

      Sorry for inflicting Seagal Dread.

  • @meahoohenehene
    @meahoohenehene Рік тому +6

    "Did she watch any of his movies?" she was in the most famous one of em Erin🤣

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Рік тому

      I'm sure I'll make her watch that at some point.

    • @meahoohenehene
      @meahoohenehene Рік тому

      @@JasonBrant i sustain myself on the annoyance of others so i consider that a great success.😁

  • @mikeljenks
    @mikeljenks Рік тому +5

    Yes, that was Randy Travis and the person performing the bluegrass music was Marty Stewart , another country star. The other country star you recognize towards the end was Travis Tritt. Him and Marty Stuart were on tour together about the time this movie was made.

  • @michaeldenison7339
    @michaeldenison7339 6 місяців тому +2

    4 country artists in this movie. Kris, Marty (lead singer when Sifu takes over playing guitar) Randy, and Travis. All really popular in their day. I haven't seen this movie in a long time, I forgot that they were all in it.

  • @kevinramsey417
    @kevinramsey417 Рік тому +12

    Under Siege 2: Dark Territory is the best Seagal movie. I'm also fond of Executive Decision which is technically a Kurt Russell movie that Seagal is in. I'm actually surprised he allowed his character to get killed off in that one.

    • @bal5884
      @bal5884 Рік тому +6

      The director killed off Seagal without him knowing, as apparently he was such a pain on set 😅

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Рік тому +1

      Actually his best?

    • @michaelmyers3709
      @michaelmyers3709 Рік тому +2

      Under Siege 2 is awesome, no BS just solid action.

    • @aikidoboynj
      @aikidoboynj Рік тому

      I also like Under Siege 2 more than the original as well. The score is also super fucking epic.

  • @rickerpenor
    @rickerpenor Рік тому +17

    I watched this when it first came out. I believe this was when I severely slowed down on watching Segal movies. Always enjoy your videos!

  • @tigrecito48
    @tigrecito48 Рік тому +30

    id love it if someone could take a really good movie, and dub steven seagal statements over all the original badass stuff... i think it would be hilarious

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Рік тому +3

      🤣

    • @ferdonandebull
      @ferdonandebull Рік тому +5

      You know that is sort of genius … a really waste of genius but genius none the less..

    • @dubbleplusgood
      @dubbleplusgood 10 місяців тому +1

      Corrider Crew went one step further and swapped John Wick for Seagal. Search UA-cam for the vid "We replaced John Wick with Stephen Seagal" for the making of.

  • @DracoXhn
    @DracoXhn Рік тому +3

    "Maybe it not willl be God awful? " Famous last words....

  • @akuma6446
    @akuma6446 Рік тому +4

    “The church burning was fun!” 😂

  • @marndt8448
    @marndt8448 Рік тому +5

    Steven and the Amazing Technicolor Deamcoat!
    What a blast from the past, I had forgot all about this movie and how much my friends and I made fun of Seagal’s wardrobe choices for this movie 😅
    Thanks for reminding me, awesome channel you guys!!

  • @davidtatro7457
    @davidtatro7457 Рік тому +10

    Omg, can we all just have a moment of silence for Marg Helgenberger having to be in this pile? Then we can all breathe a sigh of relief that she ended up moving on to much better things.

    • @warneverchanges709
      @warneverchanges709 8 місяців тому +1

      The worst crime scene she's had to endure on-screen will always be receiving that "lonely with the bees" line

  • @AlyrArkhon
    @AlyrArkhon Рік тому +10

    This was the first Segal movie I ever seen in my teenage years and I found it so cool because of the aikido stuff, I almost started to train aikido.
    And answering the question: Which industry uses so much cyanide: gold mining for example. And yes there are disasters sometimes if the cyanide gets out.

  • @hyonpyon6822
    @hyonpyon6822 Рік тому +6

    It cracks me up that he probably had available resources and money to get into shape. Yet spent the money on strange looking long coats to cover up his gut and flabby body.

  • @JB0071051982
    @JB0071051982 Рік тому +3

    @Jason Brant: Stephen Lang also played a good guy in Public Enemies (2009), he was one of the F.B.I. agents working with Melvin Purvis (Christian Bale) to take down John Dillinger (Johnny Depp). He had previously worked with director Michael Mann on the tv series Crime Story (1986-1988) and the movie Manhunter (1986).

  • @silverwolf761
    @silverwolf761 Рік тому +7

    27:47 I like how Brian takes a moment to taste his burp before he tries speaking again

  • @nightlordAL
    @nightlordAL Рік тому +6

    Bloody hell! I didn't realise there were 2 Segal environmental movies! I thought this was going to be a film where he's a Indigenous Alasaken fight Sir Michael Caine

  • @protowolf8974
    @protowolf8974 Рік тому +8

    Nice to see Erin, Jason, and "Cream" watchn movies twice in one week for us. i feel blessed.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Рік тому

      We've released two episodes a week since August.

    • @protowolf8974
      @protowolf8974 Рік тому

      @@JasonBrant well.... still feel blessed

    • @geoffreysorkin5774
      @geoffreysorkin5774 Рік тому

      When did Brian change his name to Jason? We all know Jason’s nickname is Cream.

    • @protowolf8974
      @protowolf8974 Рік тому

      @@geoffreysorkin5774 oh sorry its not like my dyslexia messed up the names. apologizes

  • @treadstone1138
    @treadstone1138 Рік тому +25

    Relationship goals: Jason and Erin. So many quips and Erin continuously breaking her brain/snort laughing. The rest of us can only dream. LOL. And when you guys were talking about fire down below the first thing I thought of was Syphilis Seagal. Lol Keep it up guys! Stay gold!

  • @TomboUK
    @TomboUK Рік тому +3

    The guy who welcomes him off the plane at the start is Levon Helm, who was the drummer in The Band

  • @karlpeter3909
    @karlpeter3909 Рік тому +2

    ”He was… in Alien.”
    Oh, come on - It’s Harry Dean Stanton. King of supporting roles in cult movies.

  • @josephlyons1727
    @josephlyons1727 Рік тому +15

    I've been hoping that you guys would do this one. Hopefully The Patriot is on the horizon since that one has Sifu playing a doctor with a Messiah complex.

    • @seekingtruth698
      @seekingtruth698 Рік тому +5

      Yes, the Patriot also features Sifu Rinpoche Seagal feeding a fawn with his hands lol

    • @alucard624
      @alucard624 Рік тому +4

      The fact he directed that pile is funny too.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Рік тому +4

      We'll definitely watch that.

    • @michaelmyers3709
      @michaelmyers3709 Рік тому +2

      He didn’t direct The Patriot

  • @Ray-dw3wg
    @Ray-dw3wg Рік тому +14

    This movie had an estimated budget of $60 million but only made back $16 million at box office.
    Also those twins that Seagal was "hitting on" were country singer Loretta Lynns daughters.

    • @floydlooney6837
      @floydlooney6837 Рік тому +1

      With Randy Travis and other cameos I wonder how they got into that mess?

    • @Ray-dw3wg
      @Ray-dw3wg Рік тому +1

      @@floydlooney6837 I'm guessing Seagals previous successes were able to bring on the bigger stars. Seagal was being pushed back then as the next big action hero but then he just fuzzled out.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Рік тому +4

      What's with the country singers in this?

    • @floydlooney6837
      @floydlooney6837 Рік тому +3

      @@JasonBrant Maybe they lost a bet

    • @Ray-dw3wg
      @Ray-dw3wg Рік тому +1

      @@JasonBrant ohh if you havent already, you need to look into Seagals music career.
      He sang some Blues in Moscow and of course he sat down for it.

  • @goodpplz123
    @goodpplz123 Рік тому +6

    Omg!! Thanks Brant!! I’m cleaning my floor and kitchen counter now because I spit my tea everywhere when you said The Girthening!! I’m dead!! I need a Sifu shirt that says Fatman 2: The Girthening!

  • @punchfisttop
    @punchfisttop Рік тому +3

    Erin's best joke EVER!!!!!

  • @stevegeorge6880
    @stevegeorge6880 Рік тому +13

    This is the inflection point at which Steven seagal began the inexorable slide into unadulterated awfulness. You can tell by the fact that he obviously replaced stunt partners with dummies in the fight scenes and began putting out direct-to-video work within a year or two in parallel with cinematic releases.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Рік тому +6

      He didn't bother to learn some of his lines, it seems. He definitely stopped giving a shit.

    • @surferdudetje
      @surferdudetje Рік тому +1

      Seagal considers fire down below one of his finest works haha.

  • @scottvincent3062
    @scottvincent3062 Рік тому +5

    This movie has one of the best insults that I use to this day, when seagull tells the bad guys son if your father knew how stupid you are he'd trade you for a pet monkey.
    I just realized Harry Heck the singing hit man from the punisher was one of the bad guys.

    • @megatronjenkins2473
      @megatronjenkins2473 Рік тому +2

      Harry Heck was in this?!? Huh, I missed him.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Рік тому +2

      That was Harry Heck?

    • @scottvincent3062
      @scottvincent3062 Рік тому

      @@JasonBrant He was one of the guys segal beat with that pole and was in the background when the cops tried to arrest him for it, his name is mark collie, I thought I recognized him and then saw his name in the credit shot at the end.

    • @seanpoulton2446
      @seanpoulton2446 Рік тому

      I loved him in the Punisher

  • @markcharles2819
    @markcharles2819 Рік тому +4

    Erin’s reaction when Sifu Seagal made a pass at the two women in the store is definitely a universal reaction most women would have!

  • @Zoolander824
    @Zoolander824 Рік тому +1

    i say after Segal lost his signature ponytail that’s when everything started to go to hell and i’m waiting to see y’all react to Doom that even the Rock isn’t proud of

  • @randomname9263
    @randomname9263 Рік тому +2

    Jason saying “How many leather jackets does he own?!” sounds like a line from an episode of “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia”😂

  • @thaddeusdaruszka4994
    @thaddeusdaruszka4994 Рік тому +6

    This was one of his movies that I actually enjoy. I think this and Exit Wounds were his last decent films before his career just went to complete crap and he started doing those straight to DVD type films.

  • @SA-zoom1
    @SA-zoom1 Рік тому +4

    I am not ashamed to say I really like this movie, the slower pace and good cast make it one of his better films.

    • @kenrickeason
      @kenrickeason Рік тому +1

      My mother loves this movie.. I guess because of the cast and she always liked Randy Travis..

  • @cebraulkenne8571
    @cebraulkenne8571 Рік тому +2

    You can definitely see at least one extra chin on Sifu, still not in the waddle stages of "girthening".

  • @chipchippahson
    @chipchippahson Рік тому +1

    Ahhhhhhhhh Sifu never ceases to teach me humility and wisdom. And to remind me I need to get some gravy at the grocery store.

  • @eastern2western
    @eastern2western Рік тому +9

    People can make a career out of laughing at cannon and seagal movies.

  • @cmdrwhippedblock5617
    @cmdrwhippedblock5617 Рік тому +8

    Thank you! SBG making my Sunday morning routine far more enjoyable. 😂😂

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Рік тому +2

      Thanks so much!

    • @megatronjenkins2473
      @megatronjenkins2473 Рік тому +1

      Been my Sunday routine for over a year, now!

    • @megatronjenkins2473
      @megatronjenkins2473 Рік тому +1

      @@JasonBrant I, too, look forward to Sunday because of you guys!

    • @Humongous420
      @Humongous420 Рік тому

      @@megatronjenkins2473 I prepare my news scripts every Sunday while listening to these review masterpieces! The routine isn't complete without a Sunday laughing with the SO BAD IT'S GOOD crew

  • @chrisegnoto
    @chrisegnoto Рік тому +1

    Oh this is just what I needed. Been living through a somewhat....painful relationship that's tearing at me and then I see this. You three genuinely kept me smiling and even talking to the screen as if you could hear me. So funny. Thank you!

  • @Supercar_Street_Racing
    @Supercar_Street_Racing Рік тому +2

    You guys know that was Levon Helm right? From the group The Band. Also in Coal Miner's Daughter.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Рік тому

      No idea who that is.

    • @Supercar_Street_Racing
      @Supercar_Street_Racing Рік тому

      @@JasonBrant Look up the group The Band. Super group from the 70s. He played drums and sang. Died of cancer a few years ago. Their huge hit was The Weight...

  • @JustinJTime
    @JustinJTime Рік тому +6

    You guys always help perk up my mood when I'm down. More so when it is a Sifu movie!

  • @christopheryoung109
    @christopheryoung109 Рік тому +5

    I challenge you
    To have a 24 hour Steven marathon

  • @XombieLejon66
    @XombieLejon66 Рік тому +2

    15:00 Stephen Lang was a good guy recently in a movie called "VFW". Where a bunch of old war vets fight off a siege of young people straight out of a 80's anti drug commercial. I think you guys should give that a watch

  • @timothybrown2907
    @timothybrown2907 Рік тому +1

    5:57 The first manual labor we seen him do in 30 years outside of pick up a fork to mouth or lift his hand up to grab the P word

  • @jordanpaterson9043
    @jordanpaterson9043 Рік тому +14

    The way they all waved there hand at the same time when the movie mentioned the toxic waste dumping was golden 😂

  • @donaldseale2700
    @donaldseale2700 Рік тому +6

    Thank you for pointing out how heavy they leaned into the stereotypes. I grew up about 20 minutes away from the town this movie is supposed to take place, and while there are a few run-down places like they show here. They are definitely in the minority. The accents they use are also horrible and sound nothing like real locals.

  • @jamaisj
    @jamaisj Рік тому +2

    Yes, Erin: That was Randy Travis (who was pursuing a movie career at the time, albeit unsuccessfully) and Travis Tritt was the lounge singer.

  • @eastern2western
    @eastern2western Рік тому +2

    First time I have seen such young Stephen lang.

  • @michaelautrey6641
    @michaelautrey6641 Рік тому +3

    kelly lebrock was in a steven seagal movie as that is how they met. she played the female lead in Hard To Kill.

    • @michaelmyers3709
      @michaelmyers3709 Рік тому

      They were already together when they made Hard to Kill.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Рік тому

      They weren't dating before then?

    • @michaelautrey6641
      @michaelautrey6641 Рік тому

      @@JasonBrant well, apparently they were together before. i had assumed that is how they met each other but i guess not.

    • @michaelmyers3709
      @michaelmyers3709 Рік тому

      She married Sifu in 1987, before even Above the Law.

  • @castortroy6588
    @castortroy6588 Рік тому +3

    Seagal Sundays ! Perfect end to the week 🙏✌️💯😎

  • @demonizer133
    @demonizer133 Рік тому

    3:59 LOL, she said "General Commander". Sounds like she's itching to watch THAT Seagal blockbuster as well! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @williamjamesayers7719
    @williamjamesayers7719 10 місяців тому

    'I know what he's gonna eat'......BEST line in this episode. And it was VERY fitting that it came from Erin.

  • @lukefrey491
    @lukefrey491 Рік тому +4

    In answer to Erin's question, yes, that was Randy Travis (at the gas station scene, having a shootout with Sifu Seagal). Also, Travis Tritt (the mullet guy with the mustache at the casino) and Marty Stuart (the mullet guy at the concert near the water) were in the movie, both of whom are country singers. I love 90's country, so that's how I know. If you need some songs to reference each artist by, please let me know!

  • @kennygaines7972
    @kennygaines7972 Рік тому +5

    Please find one of those jackets for the next Seagal movie.

  • @SteeleZack
    @SteeleZack Рік тому +1

    Seagal by the filming of Under Siege 2 (1995) was rumored to had been wearing a girdle do to his continues weight gain, so no surprise he is wearing jackets.

  • @disturbedlife5691
    @disturbedlife5691 Рік тому +1

    love the channel. keep them coming! on another note, i found a court case online randomly and apparently in my home county now, a mine owner is getting sued/investigsted by the EPA for illegally dumping AMD (had to google, its acidic mining deposits) violating the Clean Water Act. Its West Virginia, so very similar to this plot with multigenerational rich people breaking the law, while controlling politics and law enforcement up to the federal level. This same guys daughter in law (a former senators daughter lol) was caught shipping weed from California with her daughter and got house arrest and never arrested either. Its insane how accurate this plot is.

  • @MortalGuy247
    @MortalGuy247 Рік тому +8

    I can only hope that you never ran out of Seafood movies 🙂

    • @megatronjenkins2473
      @megatronjenkins2473 Рік тому +3

      Well, he kinda defected, and unless he starts making movies over there, The End is inevitable.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Рік тому +2

      I can't wait till that day arrives.

  • @-DocHolliday-
    @-DocHolliday- Рік тому +3

    I actually enjoy this movie and hate myself for it lol

  • @davidfausel9029
    @davidfausel9029 Рік тому

    The (missed) high five - best thing ever in this video lol. Seriously, I love that you guys have gone backwards and are now getting into Seagal movies that actually came from a major studio and had a budget. 🙂

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Рік тому +1

      We whiffed hard on that one 🤣

  • @bryanharrison3889
    @bryanharrison3889 Рік тому +2

    This was waaaaay back when Sifu actually put a fraction of effort into his performances.

  • @cadilo4488
    @cadilo4488 Рік тому +1

    Trivia: Joe Alves (Production Designer) was also the Production Designer on both Jaws and Jaws II... but also directed Jaws 3-D.

  • @markh975
    @markh975 Рік тому +1

    You guys watching Segal movies is why I wake up in the morning... lol. I grew up on him, Van Damme, and Schwarzenegger movies.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Рік тому +1

      One of those is not like the others 🤣

    • @markh975
      @markh975 Рік тому

      @@JasonBrant More true words were never spoken 😆🤣

  • @airsoftsniperm40a33
    @airsoftsniperm40a33 Рік тому +1

    😂😂😂😂😂 holy crap, Seagal was thin once. Then he turned into a Gravy Seal from Meal Team 6

  • @ExtremelyOnlineGuy
    @ExtremelyOnlineGuy Рік тому +2

    Recently got my girlfriend into your channel. Almost cried tears of joy when she told me she liked it n wanted to watch more. Ik this seems like a paid testimony but man that made my night

  • @quinkelly1441
    @quinkelly1441 Рік тому +1

    Theirs a piece of art made of propain tanks that Steven Seagal drives by when he first enters the town wasting so much gas.

  • @tylerwalsh6732
    @tylerwalsh6732 Рік тому

    This was by far my favorite episode yet. Good work

  • @NorrisMX227
    @NorrisMX227 Рік тому

    Love you guys and find so much entertainment through watching yall both react to these treasures…and suffer through them.
    I gotta say, I MISS DAVE!! Hope he comes back very soon.

  • @megatronjenkins2473
    @megatronjenkins2473 Рік тому +2

    715am in Alaska, coffee and dabs ready to go, let's do this!!!
    I got a new job yesterday that requires my sleep schedule change: I'm to be an Opener, not a Closer, so I gotta start getting used to it. Gonna keep the same days, I won't miss the live-stream, but I won't see your Thursday videos til later.
    Oh, and I'm getting more money!!! Now, on wit da fun!!!

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Рік тому

      Congrats! That's awesome!

    • @megatronjenkins2473
      @megatronjenkins2473 Рік тому

      @Jason Brant thank you, sir! I have about a week and a half to get used to this, before my new job starts. Gonna be weird, lol!

  • @MsNikkieMichelle
    @MsNikkieMichelle Рік тому +1

    Yesssssss! Lol. I thought Christmas was over but apparently you’re still handing out gifts. Love it. The tenacious trio!

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Рік тому

      Didn't feel like a gift to me. 🤣

  • @jenniferjones2863
    @jenniferjones2863 Рік тому +1

    Stephen Lange played a good guy in “Band of the Hand” and the tv show “Crime Story” with Dennis Farina.

  • @richardborczynski4955
    @richardborczynski4955 Рік тому +1

    I don't care what Segal's movie it is.....
    Erins face in the beginning when she hears his name is worth so hilarious to me. And your smirk says it all.... Your evil!! I love it

  • @ChilianaJones
    @ChilianaJones 8 місяців тому

    28:01 SS makes walking down stairs seem like this life-achievement that everyone has mastered except for SS himself.

  • @kentuckyjerk323
    @kentuckyjerk323 Рік тому +3

    Supposedly takes place in my home state. Actually not a bad movie.

  • @Nummymuffincocobutter
    @Nummymuffincocobutter Рік тому +1

    Harry Dean Stanton was in Alien,Cool Hand Luke,The Green Mile,Repo Man,Pretty in Pink,Christine,Escape from New York,The Rose,Straight Time,Slam Dance;just to name a few....
    Levon Helm was also in this movie..he was the drummer for The Band....he was in Coal Miner's Daughter with Sissy Spacek
    Kris Kristofferson played the bad guy....he was a singer/songwriter,who wrote Me and Bobby McGee,which became a hit for Janis Joplin..Kris was in the Star is Born remake with Barbara Streisand..Kris was also a member of The Highwaymen,with fellow music stars Johnny Cash,Waylon Jennings and Willie Nelson

  • @ghost7524
    @ghost7524 Рік тому +1

    There were a couple of other country singers missed in plain sight, played by Levon Helm had a strong music career. His acting career was good. He's been in a lot of good movies. The one I remember him most from was the classic 1983 movie The Right Stuff, about the beginnings of the Space Race and the Original Mercury Seven astronauts. Levon played the Air Force engineer who was the friend of Chuck Yeager. The engineer was an actual Air Force officer and friend of Chuck Yeager. was He died of throat cancer in 2012.
    The other singer, Mark Collie. He was one of the main bad guys, the one that had the mustache and didn't beatdown as badly by Seagal as the other ones. He's had a good music career too. He's also been in several movies; The 2004 The Punisher reboot and...what for it...another Steven Seagal movie-Kill Switch.
    Kelly Le Brock...she was definitely one the IT models back in the day. It's funny because there is a story Frank Dux has told that Kelly Le Brock's husband put a hit out on Steven Seagal because of them getting together, but Frank didn't carry it out and let Steven know. Is it true...who knows. Steven and Kelly had a daughter, Alyssa. She's a plus-size model and studies Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. Alyssa has said that she has the looks of her mother but the body of her father. The Seagal side is tall and big/ Not big as in fat, big legs. I wish Alyssa had studied Aikido because I think she would've been as badass as her father, but she does well as a BJJ competitor.

    • @grantnebel9974
      @grantnebel9974 Рік тому +1

      Shooter is a fairly by-the-numbers movie but Levon Helm steals the whole thing in one scene--his last role, I believe.

    • @ghost7524
      @ghost7524 Рік тому +1

      @@grantnebel9974 I forgot about Shooter. I definitely liked his character, even if it was a few minutes. His role in The Right Stuff is totally different than what people who have seen him in more current movies in the years before he died.

    • @grantnebel9974
      @grantnebel9974 Рік тому +1

      @@ghost7524 It made a lot of sense to pair him with Sam Shepard in The Right Stuff--even then, they felt like two men from another time.

    • @ghost7524
      @ghost7524 Рік тому +1

      @@grantnebel9974 They actually were in a way, which is why Chuck Yeager was not considered for the Astronaut program when in fact he made a perfect candidate. while he didn't have the college degree, he had that practical experience with aeronautics old-school style.

  • @commgen
    @commgen Рік тому +1

    I completely believe that they cut off the last word of the Segal line "I'm gonna snacth evey mfers birthday....cake"!

  • @ianbeuttel2964
    @ianbeuttel2964 Рік тому +1

    That was also travis tritt who is also a country music star in the 80s and 90s. You can see him right after seagal kicks the manager in the nuts for no reason. Obviously Travis Tritt is at the peak of his career having a spot in the great Sensei Seagal's movie...

  • @N1xon45
    @N1xon45 Рік тому

    Seagall probably wrote into his contract that no one is allowed to touch that pie and it needs to be waiting for him in his trailer when he's done shooting for the hour.

  • @robbrown9743
    @robbrown9743 Рік тому +2

    This is my favorite Seagal movie by far.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Рік тому +2

      Is this the only one you've seen? 🤣