A Proud Mother (r/HFY)

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  • Опубліковано 28 лис 2024

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  • @empty_thesaurus
    @empty_thesaurus 3 роки тому +155

    Venus: Father Sol, my dear twin is evolving intelligent life again, tell her to stop...
    Mars: Oh haven't you heard, dear sister? Gaia is sending them over to us for a change! Our niece Luna has been feeling them on their skin for quite some time already...
    Luna, to her aunt Jupiter: ...care to adopt one more? please help me...

  • @sgtwhisker26
    @sgtwhisker26 3 роки тому +97

    Alien diplomats: Are you guys ok?
    Human diplomats: We’ve never been OK🥲.

    • @okupant880
      @okupant880 9 місяців тому +4

      Human Diplomats: Lol, no. 😀

  • @MazzaAzi
    @MazzaAzi 4 роки тому +246

    Mars: Sister are you... are you ok?

    • @123domo8
      @123domo8 4 роки тому +72

      Humans: gochta bitch!

    • @MultiGodmode
      @MultiGodmode 3 роки тому +79

      Earth laughing menacingly: " your all mine " sees Mars slowly starts throwing humanity at it

    • @awesomegamer4332
      @awesomegamer4332 3 роки тому +47

      No Mars, Earth is not ok, she's not ok at all

    • @Troleandocreyentes
      @Troleandocreyentes 3 роки тому +54

      Pluto watching from really far away: yeah… hey look im not even a planet so we cool? Right?

    • @MultiGodmode
      @MultiGodmode 3 роки тому +39

      @@Troleandocreyentes earth:Notices... grabs Russian humans and starts to wind up

  • @maskedperson6545
    @maskedperson6545 3 роки тому +73

    Favourite line; “fuck me that’s ridiculous”

  • @peterwall8191
    @peterwall8191 3 роки тому +53

    Now that's a mother humans can love. Danu or Gaia, Demeter ,Cybele or kali, She is bat shit crazy ,and we would not have her any other way.

  • @roboticartist2793
    @roboticartist2793 3 роки тому +78

    Oh mommy~ you'll be so proud of us!

  • @unpronouncable2442
    @unpronouncable2442 4 роки тому +65

    Download: Done.
    Attaching translation matrix: Done.
    Send: To all Civilized Species in the galaxy: Done.

  • @genghiskhan6809
    @genghiskhan6809 3 роки тому +44

    The God Empress of Mankind has been born.

  • @lazarmarinkovic8486
    @lazarmarinkovic8486 2 роки тому +24

    The best way to describe this story is: Mama didnt raise no fools

  • @highlordinquisitor4882
    @highlordinquisitor4882 4 роки тому +102

    The voice of God is the word Mother from a child's lips.

    • @DeathclawJedi
      @DeathclawJedi 4 місяці тому +1

      Good line from a very good movie.

  • @bernardrednix756
    @bernardrednix756 3 роки тому +44

    who knew earth is a psycho

    • @awesomegamer4332
      @awesomegamer4332 3 роки тому +29

      Literally everyone

    • @highlordinquisitor4882
      @highlordinquisitor4882 3 роки тому +26

      Children grow to be like the parent that shows the most love. And mother Earth has shown us very tough love.

    • @lazyprinny3265
      @lazyprinny3265 4 місяці тому +1

      She grants us the best gift meaningful strife.

    • @matthewjaniss4103
      @matthewjaniss4103 21 день тому

      Anybody, everybody.

  • @3PercentNeanderthal
    @3PercentNeanderthal 3 роки тому +21

    I've always been a mommy's boy.

  • @hunterpalemoon3436
    @hunterpalemoon3436 4 роки тому +182

    why does this make me proud to be human?

  • @chidoku
    @chidoku 4 роки тому +150

    This is like a mother, proud of her psycopathic son :P I love it!

  • @kylersmith5675
    @kylersmith5675 4 роки тому +15

    Mother Earth is a cruel bitch and we love her all the same

  • @russofthefrozennorth
    @russofthefrozennorth 4 роки тому +53

    I like the art for this thumbnail

    • @Zren89
      @Zren89  4 роки тому +13

      There were some crazy ones!

  • @kylersmith5675
    @kylersmith5675 4 роки тому +74

    I like to think the planet knows she is there and is terrified.

  • @wildwikedwanderer1208
    @wildwikedwanderer1208 4 роки тому +55

    Seriously tho dude you did great work good story. Oh Mother Earth how we love you how we hate you if given the chance we will offer you the universe we will burn it to cinders in the name of your glory so that you may be amused.

  • @i.d.k.studios235
    @i.d.k.studios235 4 роки тому +46

    Oh yeah, this will help when we make first contact

    • @Zren89
      @Zren89  4 роки тому +17

      Haha, yes!

    • @blazermettro2059
      @blazermettro2059 3 роки тому +6

      mmmmmmm
      yes, wonder how that will work out.

    • @highlordinquisitor4882
      @highlordinquisitor4882 10 місяців тому

      First two questions will be..
      Q1: Can we reproduce (f=@$) with them?
      Q2: Can we eat them?

  • @slimeinabox
    @slimeinabox 3 роки тому +31

    After listening to the Volgun’s Mother Earth this one disturbs me.

  • @dreadedpixel9022
    @dreadedpixel9022 2 роки тому +12

    In today's hfy, humanity conjures a chaos god

  • @GenStallion
    @GenStallion 3 роки тому +42

    Is this a sequel to Our Angry Mother? If not, its tied in very well.

    • @hamstermk4
      @hamstermk4 8 місяців тому +1

      It was inspired by Our Angry Mother as well as a couple of other similar themed stories.

  • @henryclem2487
    @henryclem2487 Рік тому +3

    I think Cortana's voice actor would fit perfectly as mother earth here.

  • @six2make4
    @six2make4 3 роки тому +15

    Thanks mom, I love you too

  • @Yoharu160
    @Yoharu160 4 роки тому +61

    That was good, is nice to hear something different, and i was Just catching up with deathworlders, and i do not Know how to but i can learn to edit and help out with the series if you need help

    • @Graygor.
      @Graygor. 4 роки тому +10

      It's fine. I've been editing audio for quite a while so its not a chore for me to do.
      Just need zren to build up a bank of recordings so we can get a steady drip of content going and it'll be an even smoother process.

    • @ongoingfive8730
      @ongoingfive8730 4 роки тому +10

      Graygor I’m actually super excited that you’re helping out now I would love to hear things like operation nova hound from the deathworlders! Help him create! Ps: Xiu is a badass

  • @someoneunknown3104
    @someoneunknown3104 3 роки тому +20

    Reject Mother Earth embrace mommy space

    • @vindicareassassin271
      @vindicareassassin271 3 роки тому +8

      Who the hell do you think made mother earth. She waaaaaaaaayyyy worse

    • @mileshostetler2469
      @mileshostetler2469 3 роки тому +10

      Grandma space with her death cookies

    • @vindicareassassin271
      @vindicareassassin271 3 роки тому +7

      @@mileshostetler2469 I think you for got the putting her into a Microwave oven. Forcing to eat her twin in the early stages of her formation.

  • @KingMarkus222
    @KingMarkus222 3 роки тому +12

    Awwww she loves us

  • @aeyrswallace9794
    @aeyrswallace9794 2 роки тому +3

    Ourt cloud objects after seeing pluto be colonised: NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE...

  • @sintanan469
    @sintanan469 3 роки тому +15

    Oh hell, Zren. I just realized this story is inspired by the Mother Gaia green text.

  • @Sunnyshadez2292
    @Sunnyshadez2292 3 роки тому +16

    A twisted form of love but love nonetheless

  • @robinchwan
    @robinchwan 2 роки тому +6

    when the world has gone through so many potential extinction events including before multicellular life (ice age and the great oxidation event where the world got to much oxygen and nearly wiped out everything before it really started) and even current ones (in the span of 40 000 years ago to modern times) ... ofcourse you're gonna breed aggressive lifeforms because you're always competing for scarce food/hunting ground and drinkable water not to mention the predators ( need i mention the sabre tooth tigers and the other nasties ? )

  • @Felix-gv1ij
    @Felix-gv1ij 3 роки тому +18

    So Gaia is some type of yandere/yangire mother to humanity?!

    • @PoldaranOfDalaran
      @PoldaranOfDalaran 2 роки тому

      She didn't want us. She tried to kill us. But then, there came a point where she saw herself in us and began to take pride in us.

    • @zhongli5689
      @zhongli5689 6 місяців тому +1

      Yeah, as I listen to that, I’m was thinking why do I get yandere feelings from this

  • @emmetcoyne6436
    @emmetcoyne6436 3 роки тому +14

    I recommend watching the "do the evolution" music video immediately after listening to this, I think it pairs well. Especially if you think of the dancing lady as earth.

  • @fatimar6885
    @fatimar6885 3 роки тому +22

    I'm grining so creeply, and then started tearing.
    soooo i really don't know what to do or think
    ps. Great reading awesome work

  • @Jamhael1
    @Jamhael1 Рік тому +2

    Our Mother, who orbit Sol
    Holy be thy Name
    Thy Order stands
    Thy Will be done
    Upon thy Children amidst the Stars
    Our daily bread grant us today
    Forgive us for our mistakes
    And grant us the Wisdom to learn from them
    Do not let us fall into the darkness of the Void
    And Deliver us from Extiction
    For yours is the Command, the Power, and the Glory
    Forever and Ever
    A-f%ckin-men

  • @williamdunhan341
    @williamdunhan341 3 роки тому +11

    Love huh?
    Ok...

  • @Satsaru
    @Satsaru 4 роки тому +59

    This was dope. Glad to see you doing more narrations!

    • @Zren89
      @Zren89  4 роки тому +16

      More to come! I am trying to take more suggestions on the fly especially during streams!

  • @williamwagonfield9603
    @williamwagonfield9603 4 роки тому +36

    Great story and awesome narration

    • @Zren89
      @Zren89  4 роки тому +9

      I truly appreciate it!

  • @mutehowl
    @mutehowl 4 роки тому +25

    Heck yea! Another one for the sinister hfy!

  • @blazermettro2059
    @blazermettro2059 3 роки тому +25

    Firstly, it feels nice being praised by mother, who would speak so highly of us, but i gotta say, I feel like shes selling us a bit short here. I mean sure we are an inherently violent race, sure ill give her that.But it sounds like shes describing us as volatile and savage beings that will sweep across the universe and engulf everything like a swarm of locust, BUT HOLY JEEBUS! BITCH!, WE'RE NOT THAT BAD! When did we turn into Tyranids??
    Id like to say that were not completely insane maniacs. We are intelligent, we can do things peacefully, not savages, when we need to be at least.
    We as a species try our hardest to avoid such things as war and conflict, we may be terrible at it but we still try.
    The first thing we'd do is try to talk to our new interstellar neighbors not fight, and if we're met with violence we'll return that violence 10 fold.
    If we took over an inhabited planet it be out of necessity, not want and we wouldn't mindlessly kill everything in sight.( At first it would be like this, when humanity first starts exploring the universe and we have rules that most would follow. When we'll all be under one banner for the time being. Though id expect it to last for a few century's maybe more before humanity starts splintering off to form other factions with their own goals in mind. By then it be anyone's game. Its more then likely there will be a faction or several factions that would take over worlds, pillage and slaughter for the heck of it or for whatever other reason they deem. Like space Marauders, pirates or Gia forbid Xenophobic fanatics, oh wait shed like that wouldn't she.)
    She did have a lot of good points, but some of them were a bit on the iffy side for me.
    what do you guys think?

    • @Zren89
      @Zren89  3 роки тому +5

      It's all relative I suppose lol

    • @noppornwongrassamee8941
      @noppornwongrassamee8941 2 роки тому +2

      Judging by the end of the story, these aliens conquered and enslaved humanity. Then humanity rebelled, seized control of the alien's ships and tech, and started prosecuting a war on the alien empire in such a way that the aliens have no idea how to deal with it. Under those circumstances, it sounds like any inhibitions humanity might have had on warfare got thrown out the window on the way of throwing off the alien yoke.
      IOW, humanity's not being peaceful and diplomatic because the aliens gave them every reason to not be peaceful.

    • @blazermettro2059
      @blazermettro2059 2 роки тому +2

      @@noppornwongrassamee8941
      True, True.

    • @lazyprinny3265
      @lazyprinny3265 4 місяці тому +1

      I took it as she understood the alien race. Understood they where a race her children would oppose a new playmate to test us against.

  • @darrinkirchner6026
    @darrinkirchner6026 4 роки тому +34

    This was an awesome little story..😁

    • @Zren89
      @Zren89  4 роки тому +8

      Thanks man! Glad you liked it. :D

    • @darrinkirchner6026
      @darrinkirchner6026 4 роки тому +6

      @@Zren89I like everything I get to watch..not too much into the gaming aspect but hey you have a wide span of fan types at least🤔😁

  • @_zaaya-t-dp_6736
    @_zaaya-t-dp_6736 3 роки тому +9

    Momma earth can have my blood any day of the week >μ

  • @DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH
    @DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH 3 роки тому +15

    Love this video

  • @DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH
    @DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH 3 роки тому +10

    Still love this one

  • @Deveren12
    @Deveren12 Рік тому +2

    Mother Gaia at her Finest

  • @____________838
    @____________838 3 роки тому +8

    I really do hate how obsessed most HFY authors are with persistence hunting…
    Other than that, I loved how you switched voices in this one.

    • @Zael_Moonblade
      @Zael_Moonblade 2 роки тому +4

      Still it is a unique feature of humanity. Without it we would have never gotten to where we are today let alone where we will be in the future.

  • @elvinadhludhlu5380
    @elvinadhludhlu5380 Рік тому +1

    ''Oh Mother, How may we love you,
    LET US count the ways'',...😼

  • @anniebot_45-73
    @anniebot_45-73 2 роки тому +7

    you did a great job with the voice. a great rendition of one of the top three HFY stories that got me into the genre. 10/10

  • @Zippyser
    @Zippyser 2 роки тому +6

    This is just fucking fantastic. Seriously. Exceptionally well read.

  • @edua172
    @edua172 3 роки тому +5

    This one feels like a continuation of the hfy story call mother gaia

  • @cajunghost7387
    @cajunghost7387 3 роки тому +13

    I loved this. It had me laughing.

  • @Self-replicating_whatnot
    @Self-replicating_whatnot 2 роки тому +5

    This is so messed up, i love it.

  • @Zaxus
    @Zaxus 2 роки тому +5

    Yandere mommy Earth... Interesting.

  • @fyloxiro
    @fyloxiro 4 роки тому +19

    Fucking AWESOME!!!!
    O_O

    • @Zren89
      @Zren89  4 роки тому +4

      Thanks bud!

  • @matthewjaniss4103
    @matthewjaniss4103 21 день тому

    Necroposting but imagine gaia as Leana Heady from Game of Thrones. I can hear it so clearly. Queen Cerici as Mother Earth.

  • @irateastartes1206
    @irateastartes1206 Рік тому +1

    Momma said knock you out.
    I'm gonna knock you out.

  • @ApocryphalDude
    @ApocryphalDude 4 роки тому +12

    Jai Bhudevi!

  • @ragnarrskulkrew6232
    @ragnarrskulkrew6232 Рік тому +1

    Dis Momma didn't raise no fools!

  • @peterwall8191
    @peterwall8191 2 роки тому +3

    Second time around with this playlist , i was moved to tears with "Level with me", laughed with "Lablonnamedadon, but this , this pissed me off this time. Where's our Father in all this? She claiming his works as her own, is just not right.
    Our spur and terror since we first knew ourselves, is absent. The one god we have dedicated and keep on dedicating countless temples, the one to whom we sacrifice so much of our own even now, is absent. Not mentioned!
    Its not right I say ! It is unjust to omit our Father, who is definitely not in some remote heaven but walks among us.
    it was His influence that drove us on. It was because of Him we developed civilisations. it is Him we seek to evade among the stars.
    He has been our one true enemy and our greatest blessing, from the start. One day we will defeat Him. One day we will break His hold on our necks and walk free.
    IDk what we will look like, or how we will think, i don't even know if it is possible to keep on existing without Him.
    One thing i do know! We are going to try. You can take it to the bank and earn interest on this. We Are Goin To try To Defeat Death.

    • @theorangeoof926
      @theorangeoof926 Рік тому

      This could’ve been a story where Mother Earth and Death have an arguement and philosophical debate over who was better, but agreeing the fact that their creation of humanity will eventually dominate the galaxy. Still this story is great though

  • @Mad_Overseer
    @Mad_Overseer 3 роки тому +3

    For the algorithm!
    the fruit does not fall away from the tree...

  • @lazerwing3022
    @lazerwing3022 3 роки тому +4

    mother
    why must you hurt me so?

  • @magmadude35
    @magmadude35 2 роки тому +2

    back for another listen, just because

  • @joshfinch7041
    @joshfinch7041 3 роки тому +5

    Is it bad that I play this when I'm feeling down? Reminds me where I come from... A monster 👹

  • @Fortressofironblood1776
    @Fortressofironblood1776 Рік тому +1

    Wow those guys really mess up bigtime when they mess with humanity.

  • @ragnok7903
    @ragnok7903 3 роки тому +4

    I request a playlist with all your videos in it I tend to just listen well I'm at work and it's a pain to have to select each video

  • @BeeKisses
    @BeeKisses 2 роки тому +4

    Fuck me dead this is a good story

  • @santi2683
    @santi2683 2 роки тому +2

    Yes Gaia slayyy

  • @paulvidsmartin1041
    @paulvidsmartin1041 2 роки тому +2

    Love you mum

  • @SupCom78
    @SupCom78 2 роки тому +1

    is here a part 2 mebe out i wonder how it will go on ? ^^ great story for sure different but i love it.

  • @magmadude35
    @magmadude35 2 роки тому

    I've listen to this one like five times in the last 6 months

  • @bathroomprophet2310
    @bathroomprophet2310 3 роки тому +6

    Comment for health.

  • @elvinadhludhlu5380
    @elvinadhludhlu5380 Рік тому +2

    ''Oh Mother, How may we love you,
    LET US count the ways'',...😼