They once met the Doom Guy and befriended him [by that I mean both sides instantly started beating the shit out of each other] and when DG was leaving to "FUCKING KICK SOME MORE OF THOSE EMPEROR DAMMNED COCKSUCKING DEMONS IN THEIR NUTS" he gave them one of his guns as a gift. It is said to possess the highest dakka/cm^3 ratio in the entire universe
I love Angry Marines! I got threatened before by the regional GW manager that if I kept talking about Angry Marines while in/near the store I would be kicked out and that's why I'm banned from Local GW stores :D
Time to ram raid your local GW store, and brutally sodomise the manager over a table display whilst screaming into his ear using a megaphone about how angry you are.
The man Emperor has heard my prayers. Side note could they be loyalist world eaters who pulled a blood ravens and wrote themselves out because they didn't want to be associated with those chaos worshiping pansies.
'man emperor'? MAN emperor? you consider the Emprah a mere man?! *purge reflex intensifies* you spew heresy! the Holy Emprah is beyond the the greatness of Space Marines. the Space Marines are of HIM! you dare call him 'man'?! he is the God Emperor of Mankind, the Light of the Imperium, the Savior who's works protect us from the corruption of the xenos. you will praise his name as shall all citizenry of the Imperium. a man, says this heretic... and now for a less overzealous irrational response: interesting and plausible.
The emperor is a human, look around the galaxy and observe. What is a god? The lunatics four of the blasted warp, star devouring creatures of metal in the form of C'tan, two overgrown foot fungus that is worshipped by green war fueled savages. Don't you dare put our Glorious Emperor in the same group as the rest of these "gods". I will not have the Emperor be demoted into a god.
Angry Marines seem to be human/Ork hybrids, for various reasons. some of those reasons being a preference to close quarters combat, odd melee weapon choices such as the Power Chair, and firing themselves from missile launchers. and let's not forget the fact that they're always angry, all the time. all. the. time.
QUESTION: Has there been accounts of Space Marines abandoning the Imperium but not falling to Chaos, instead becoming a neutral power working only for themselves like a mercenary, pirate, or bounty hunter. I think it would be a really cool and interesting plot for a book or game about a Space Marine that turned his back on the Imperium because he realized the bs it does and worked as a gun for hire with his own custom gear and armor.
I know this is 3 years old, but what you are describing is exactly what a renegade space marine is, check them out. Also, that’s definitely heresy with extra steps.
BONUS QUESTION: It may sound silly. But how effective would You say would be a mixture made out of those ingredients. Of course it's for fighting Chaos! Note: those ingredients gotta be mixed together for maximum anti-chaos :P - Holy water (duh, its holy) or manly tears of the Big E; - Jordan B Petersons book - 12 rules of life aka. "An Antidote to Chaos"; - some "holy" relicts from bygone eras; - other useful things.
QUESTION 2 : Hi, any idea what will happened if a stray bolt shell flying though the battlefield would hit one of those awesome looking energy handling tubes of Necron Gauss weapons? Possible explanation would be: a) The tube cracks/explodes and all hell and suffering is unleashed from that gauss weapon; b) Necron were no fools, during the designing of their gauss weaponary they shielded the tube heavily and explosion of that stray bolt didn't do any harm. c) The weapon is mildly damaged, but overall is still funtional, yet overtime somewhat it looses efficiency with the particle ripping?
Really like the Angry Marines, don't care about the YT (they probably don't care :) ) You should make more videos like this, full of comedy :D Cool video Gursh! QUESTION 1: Do You think it's possible that some survivors of Interex or Faash civilisation still alive in 40k? Are they hidden somewhere, or maybe some of their remnants are cruizing through the space-time with one of the Lost Primarchs ? Or maybe they were all exterminated? (hope not).
QUESTION 3: Any idea if Space marines sometimes gotta scratch their itchy noses ? I know They're superhuman and stuff, but they're still human.... or maybe They can suppress it? How about the Dreadnoughts? Those Marines inturned in the weaponized tombstones gotta have some lame-ass days if their nose will itch.... :p
QUESTION 4: Lets say there would be something like a Necromorph infestation (You know those horribly mutated, un-dead/alive humans and aliens from Dead Space series) in the Warhammer 40k Universum. One could argue that Those could be somewhat Nurgle worshippers, from the other hand They're conrolled by Markers / Brethren Moons (which are of xeno orgin). If such thing would would ever be in Wh40k, as what They [Necromorphs] could be classified - Xenos? Demons? Undead-humans? One is for sure - most (or all) factions would get baited to them and for that sweet "Markers are sources of infinite energy" thingie and a purge will commence.... Ps. Deadspace series is cool You should play it :3
Dude, please get a better microphone or work on your postprod skills in terms of audio. With 140k Subs, you should put out way higher quality content then this (only speaking of the audio though).
Sounds like the doom guy is their primarch
They once met the Doom Guy and befriended him [by that I mean both sides instantly started beating the shit out of each other] and when DG was leaving to "FUCKING KICK SOME MORE OF THOSE EMPEROR DAMMNED COCKSUCKING DEMONS IN THEIR NUTS" he gave them one of his guns as a gift. It is said to possess the highest dakka/cm^3 ratio in the entire universe
I love Angry Marines! I got threatened before by the regional GW manager that if I kept talking about Angry Marines while in/near the store I would be kicked out and that's why I'm banned from Local GW stores :D
Muffin_man17 no offense that sounds like bullshit
This one time at band camp
@@DirtyDishSoap was that a punchline? 😭😭
@@natepeirson2536 Bend over.
Time to ram raid your local GW store, and brutally sodomise the manager over a table display whilst screaming into his ear using a megaphone about how angry you are.
ALWAYS ANGRY ALL THE TIME
Next up, Reasonable Marines.
Never
Heresey
Thought they did the smurfs already
What if Filthy Frank was one the lost Primarchs?
well, the opposing faction to the Angry Marines is actually the Pretty Marines
Does this mean we’ll get a Cultist Chan 40 Facts as well? 🤔
If you guys want one
"For democracy!" -Obi Wan Kenobi
HERESY! -BLAM- (though if you do, do not, I repeat, DO NOT look at the fics on the 1d4chan page. They're sick)
@@PieBoy4242 You were my brother Daniel! (bleh)
We must have the most Kawaii 40k Chaos Cultist ever in 40 facts form! :3
The man Emperor has heard my prayers. Side note could they be loyalist world eaters who pulled a blood ravens and wrote themselves out because they didn't want to be associated with those chaos worshiping pansies.
'man emperor'? MAN emperor? you consider the Emprah a mere man?! *purge reflex intensifies* you spew heresy! the Holy Emprah is beyond the the greatness of Space Marines. the Space Marines are of HIM! you dare call him 'man'?! he is the God Emperor of Mankind, the Light of the Imperium, the Savior who's works protect us from the corruption of the xenos. you will praise his name as shall all citizenry of the Imperium. a man, says this heretic...
and now for a less overzealous irrational response: interesting and plausible.
The emperor is a human, look around the galaxy and observe. What is a god? The lunatics four of the blasted warp, star devouring creatures of metal in the form of C'tan, two overgrown foot fungus that is worshipped by green war fueled savages. Don't you dare put our Glorious Emperor in the same group as the rest of these "gods". I will not have the Emperor be demoted into a god.
@@Ryliath This sounds familiar... :D
Yes they could but then again their origin is pointless at this point.
@@OneMindSyndicate Still fun to think about. Loved the vid by the way.
Angry Marines seem to be human/Ork hybrids, for various reasons. some of those reasons being a preference to close quarters combat, odd melee weapon choices such as the Power Chair, and firing themselves from missile launchers. and let's not forget the fact that they're always angry, all the time. all. the. time.
THATS FUCKING HERESY!!! PREPARE TO CHEW ON MY POWERCHAIR!!!
NAH! I WILL POWER FEET HIM TO THE DIRT FIRST!!
What if they are the original Krork who are using spacemarine armor to hide their identity.
Vulcan would like to have some words with you.
@@OneMindSyndicate .... thats rather stretching it... is that still heresy?
Thank you for enlightening me as to the darkness of the 41st Melenium keep up the good work!
QUESTION: Has there been accounts of Space Marines abandoning the Imperium but not falling to Chaos, instead becoming a neutral power working only for themselves like a mercenary, pirate, or bounty hunter. I think it would be a really cool and interesting plot for a book or game about a Space Marine that turned his back on the Imperium because he realized the bs it does and worked as a gun for hire with his own custom gear and armor.
That's Sounds like heresy with extra steps.
Thats just heresy with extra steps
I know this is 3 years old, but what you are describing is exactly what a renegade space marine is, check them out.
Also, that’s definitely heresy with extra steps.
That’s heresy.
But with extra steps.
This is near tts level of editing
you're making me blush
fuckfaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
As an aspiring DM, I read the tales of Angry Marines to my friends to train not laughing while telling ridiculous stories.
Awesome was wondering if we’d hear more of these guys! Definitely love these guys
glad you enjoyed
This was one of my favorite "40 Facts" videos.
Ok i will call in sometimes and ask how many signings they want for a petition for the Angry Marines become canon
Angry Marines videos are the best videos. Please do more.
will do
Black Templars: We hate everything that isn’t human or for the emperor!
Angry Marines: HOLD MY FUCKING BEER!!!
AlphaBusa needs to include this in their series.
This is awesome I remember hearing about the angry marines and now I know more about them
BONUS QUESTION: It may sound silly. But how effective would You say would be a mixture made out of those ingredients. Of course it's for fighting Chaos!
Note: those ingredients gotta be mixed together for maximum anti-chaos :P
- Holy water (duh, its holy) or manly tears of the Big E;
- Jordan B Petersons book - 12 rules of life aka. "An Antidote to Chaos";
- some "holy" relicts from bygone eras;
- other useful things.
Add gunpowder put it into a glass vessel and duct tape it to a power bar for maximum effect and it should be fine.
Can’t think of a better use for the holy hand grenade from Monty python
Khorne's favorite buddies........
No... even HE'S rattled by their rage.
Heh, read the 1d4chan page. See what they think of CHAOS WORSHIPPING PUSSIES!
"FUCK YOU CHAOS WORSHIPPING LITTLE BITCH! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKK YYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU!!!!!" as quoted from the codex anger.
Question/Suggestion
What is the Noosphere?
Can we get a 40 facts on this topic?
S dot Again Philly think of it just as the iCloud or wifi. Just massive tons of data floating in the air between various machines
You know that cartoon series called Dan vs He fit perfect with a angry Marines
The madder they get, the vaulger their language gets. 😋
and the louder they become
3:55
Such ferocity.
This might just get Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) into warhammer
A chapter that makes even the Black Templars and the World Eaters tell them to calm down.
literally re subbed cus I missed 40k content. And this is first in my feed...
Praise be to our Holy God Emperor!
Lol
Glad to have you back
You mean the Man Emperor 😎
@@molliethomas2585 I like see whatcha did there, but your emote is HERESY!
Always Angry!
ALL THE TIME!
The lack of anger in this talking and explaining is making me sleepily angry
No wonder fans made and love ANGRY MARINE! No bullshit or drama. Only ANGERRRRR!
QUESTION : does the imperium tolerate non sentient xenos , ie space cows , chickens , tigers etc , and do they farm/eat them/ domesticate them?
Owen Farrington yup. Their biggest source of protein is the grox
What if the angry marrires where in the deathwatch just thinking about it makes me laugh.
Should do a Primaris edition.
Rowboat Girlyman. I am going to be saying this almost everyday for the rest of my life. I am mf'n happy. I will ALWAYS have something to laugh at!
As the Emperor finished the creation of the Angry Marines. He gave the ultimate fuck, once saw what he did. His truly finest..
So it's a mutation of gene that gives the regular Space Marines *RIGHTEOUS FURY* for the Emperor?
Mabey this is why the EMPEROR went to Terra
i had my drink spew out my nose this is soooooooo funny
They need to create a power elbow for this chapter.
You think we are retards? We do!
QUESTION 2 : Hi, any idea what will happened if a stray bolt shell flying though the battlefield would hit one of those awesome looking energy handling tubes of Necron Gauss weapons?
Possible explanation would be:
a) The tube cracks/explodes and all hell and suffering is unleashed from that gauss weapon;
b) Necron were no fools, during the designing of their gauss weaponary they shielded the tube heavily and explosion of that stray bolt didn't do any harm.
c) The weapon is mildly damaged, but overall is still funtional, yet overtime somewhat it looses efficiency with the particle ripping?
Holy shit, hilarious....fuck papa smurf! Lol’d so hard!
The best fan chapter ever
what was that spiralling tangled marines at 4.10?! XD
This video made me smile. :)
😂 lmfao Sgt. Dickface ! Love these guys ! Right up there with my fav the Black Templars! ❤
Really like the Angry Marines, don't care about the YT (they probably don't care :) ) You should make more videos like this, full of comedy :D Cool video Gursh!
QUESTION 1: Do You think it's possible that some survivors of Interex or Faash civilisation still alive in 40k? Are they hidden somewhere, or maybe some of their remnants are cruizing through the space-time with one of the Lost Primarchs ? Or maybe they were all exterminated? (hope not).
Suggestion, Lukas the Trickster lore
Loved it! More please
How about Commissar Fuklaw? One who's even more angry than any Angry Marine?
Or Inquisitor Badassius, the only inquisitor to fuck a daemonette into submission.
I AM ANGRY. ANGRY ABOUT ELDAR.
That's what you call fucking humor 😏😂🤣🤣🤣
Now we just need the war gear for the angry marines
@OneMindSyndicate do it.
Please. Especially the head of Matt Ward and the Angry Titan Legion
Suggestion: Constantin Valdor
Yess! Angry all the time!!!
WHEN YOU SAY ANGRY MARINE YOU HAVE TO SCREAM ANGRY MARINE BECAUSE ANGRY MARINES ARE AWAY ON CAPSLOCK.
This made me laugh - well done
Best video in a while!
I almost made an Angry Marines army instead of the Angels Of Retribution Chapter.
Where can I sign up ma'am
I model myself after Librarian Moarfistin, the Extremely Cross ^_^
Maybe instead of Blood Ravens I should build Angry Marines next...
They have a custom codec for both 7th and 8th edition
Best damn chapter ever!
Yeah, fuck poppa smurf.
Fucking great video.
I am now captain of the necrogothfuckshit
Now do knights inductor please
MORE ANGRY MARINES!
I love this
Please do apocalypse titan class titan and inperator class titans
This was good but wasn't angry enough
the one dislike is someone who was offended by the angry marines and the angry marines say fuck you for down voting
QUESTION 3: Any idea if Space marines sometimes gotta scratch their itchy noses ?
I know They're superhuman and stuff, but they're still human.... or maybe They can suppress it?
How about the Dreadnoughts? Those Marines inturned in the weaponized tombstones gotta have some lame-ass days if their nose will itch.... :p
Don't let them near the Pretty Marines.
Too late man.
@@PieBoy4242 f u c k
My only question is how is Korne not Void Bent on recruiting them into his fold, does he consider their existence spank material?
Think Khorne tried recruiting them but the offer was turned down since that wuss aint nearly angry enough....
That's a neat trick.
Even korne is afraid of there anger.
@@kainbeamsley187 Irony is wanting to scream "HERESY!" over a Chaos God.
Power folding chair 😂 enough said
QUESTION 4: Lets say there would be something like a Necromorph infestation (You know those horribly mutated, un-dead/alive humans and aliens from Dead Space series) in the Warhammer 40k Universum.
One could argue that Those could be somewhat Nurgle worshippers, from the other hand They're conrolled by Markers / Brethren Moons (which are of xeno orgin). If such thing would would ever be in Wh40k,
as what They [Necromorphs] could be classified - Xenos? Demons? Undead-humans? One is for sure - most (or all) factions would get baited to them and for that sweet "Markers are sources of infinite energy"
thingie and a purge will commence.... Ps. Deadspace series is cool You should play it :3
YES I MADE THIS HAPPEN!! SKITTLES FUUCKK YEAH
I feel like the emporer may have been inspired by a certain angry video game playing nerd.
For the fucking win
ALWAYS ANGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Emperor hail!
What about Pretty marines?
Boy Tau heretek..... You're wrong because he are from world eaters....
Please sir I would like some more lore please ?
True heroes
Only mariens I would ever consider playing :P. If not for the stupid yellow color :P
Spiked bat
faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
some angery bois
fucking gold
Lmao this was great
Ladies and gentlemen we got a copycat
This I like
I'm mad bro?
I love the angry Marines
Korn join me and......angry Marines fuck you!!!!!!
Korn whale that’s rude
First, LOL.
Second, how many takes did it take to read all of that without laughing?
Semper iratus!!!!!
Omni tempore!!!
🤙🏼🤙🏼🤙🏼🤙🏼🤙🏼
Huh more facts about angry guys?
Jai Shree Ram
Dude, please get a better microphone or work on your postprod skills in terms of audio. With 140k Subs, you should put out way higher quality content then this (only speaking of the audio though).
xD Epic