For what's its worth Egyptians mostly used an alphabet, and the hieroglyphs visuals refer to the what pronunciation sounded like to them. If it was more analogous to English then the letter "h" might be drawn as a house symbol and use in place of "h". They would also use the hieroglyphs for the visual meanings in clever ways, like they might write the sun hieroglyph as a shorthand for the sun in context.
The "I chicken out and send a picture of my face instead Because my dick looks like the baby from Eraserhead" lines are some of the most relatable lyrics to ever be eternalized in a song. And it's hilarious as fuck.
Man if I could personally thank Bo for putting in 2:07 I would. He managed to perfectly capture the issues surrounding intimacy nowadays where people can end up feeling corralled into sending content they don't feel comfortable with out of not wanting to disappoint their partners. So glad someone's finally vocalised it. A very real moment in an otherwise funny song.
happened with my first bf,,, yeah. i dont hold anything to it though bc i wasnt stupid and he was a good guy. but you (and of course bo) are absolutely right
I literally laughed my ass off out of my bed at the line "my dick looks like the baby from Eraserhead'" and got wedged upside down between my furniture for 20 minutes and seriously thought I was going to die here. Worth it.
I always love when I have to explain the reference. Then the look of pure horror when I show them what it looks like. Then the girl I'm having sex with tells me that my dick 100% looks like the baby from Eraserhead. Guess that's still a win though
What’s crazy is even when Bo is making fun of a certain type of song/pop culture cliche like a sexy R&B song, an inspirational anthem, the memorializing of someone’ mother on social media etc. The actual song is so fucking good it makes you laugh and enjoy the content in 2 completely different ways. Like, the things he makes to make fun of things are way better than the things he’s actually making fun of. It’s crazy.
Especially b/c their service in LA (where I think he lives) is known to be generally quite shitty (at least it was for my family lived out there). I always find that humorous for their struggles alone
This song is a mood. A lot of social interaction, including sex, has moved to the internet, especially for a lot of us with problems socializing or lack of transportation.
“I’m getting hot at just the thought of what I’d do to you, cause in my head I’m in your bed and getting through to you” is unironically a banger of a line
Truly a masterpiece- production, editing, comedically, musically, just absolutely magical. Only Bo could give us such a vibe that compares a vagina to a ferris wheel in one verse and displays a heartfelt message about the pressures of intimacy 2:07 all in the same groove. Bo is just levels beyond, so thankful for all of this work and dedication to his growing list of crafts. The aliens will have a special folder dedicated to Bo, if they use that sort of filing system I suppose
Me too, I think it's my favourite things ever in the history of ever 🤷 there's so much I love about Inside but I genuinely think those couple seconds are my favourite bit of the whole thing, with close second being near the end of problematic where he's on the cross 🤣
Bo Burnham sure aged well, he looked like a nerdy kid until he was damn near 30, then it was like genetics suddenly flipped a switch and he turned into some ripped male model.
My sister's boyfriend sent her a photo of his new haircut, he happened to not have a shirt on. When my dad saw it he took her phone away permanently 🤣 She didn't get another one until she moved out
@@once.upon.a.time. I remember almost getting caught doing what this song is called so many times, it gave me such and adrenaline rush, I did get caught a couple of times and it was embarrassing but I don't regret it, it was fun
i think the fact that 2:08 is the most replayed because people were trying to pause on it is unreasonably funny _no pressure by the way at any point we can stop i just want to make sure ur comfortable all this and please dont feel obligated to send anything you dont want to just cuz i want things doesnt mean i should get them and its sometimes confusing because i think you enjoy it when i beg and express how much i want you but I dont ever want that to turn into you feeling pressured into doing something you don’t want or feeling like youre disappointing me this is just meant to be fun and if ay any point its not fun for you we can stop and im sorry if me saying this is killing the mood i just feel like_ exact quote, any typos in there are not my own
Greatest visual artist in my opinion. The fact that he makes great songs that are both visually captivating and also deeply thought provoking is something that not many artists can do. Plus the fact that this entire album is a masterpiece is just incredible.
Who caught the musical joke at the VERY END? That little scale begins on the supertonic (2nd scale degree) and falls all the way past tonic to the leading tone: you never get resolution to the tonic (symbolic of an orgasm), but you’re ALMOST there. 😂🤣😂🤣 Genius.
In case you were also confused: The ferris wheel is probably meant to be "Do you want to have fun?" so the ticket stub would be confirming "Yes." Took me too long to figure that one out lol.
Y’all this song is catchy.. and I wanna show it to people… but I can only ironically listen to it…but at the same time imagine if someone came up to you like Hello my dearest of friends I have acquired iTunes and would like to show you this musically artistic masterpiece I found on said platform, I need you to give it a serious listen so as to capture every nuance of its essence
Why hello dearest friend *shakes hand*, I would be pleasured to use my ears' hearing to listen to this musically artistic lyrical melodical song on ITunes and seriously listen to it to fully comprehend the meaning and reasoning behind this musically artistic lyrical melodic song on said application. I really do hope it does not disappoint me unlike a song I have found on an application called UA-cam, the title of said unliked song in my opinion song is Baby Shark do do do do do. (Way too long lmao)
@@marcelo_gomez07 this reply is brilliant holy fuck- also fuck you baby shark slaps XD… *I hope you didn’t take that seriously I fully agree with you on how bad baby shark is*
I ripped it, took it in Adobe Premiere Pro, cut it just for this song on Plex and it cracks me up Everytime. I've purchased all his content since I use syncler instead of Netflix, but I go out of my way to buy his stuff.
ngl the snowman took me several listens to understand. snowmen have carrots in their face. Still don't get the ferris wheel. I guess vag but that can't just be it... can it?
The snowman thing went over my head lol. I was like if she texted snowman does that mean "that's cold", but then he says "crisis averted", so he takes it to mean something else. Which is probably all part of the cleverness that it would seem like she's saying that's cold, but she's actually saying put a carrot in my face, or at least that is his implied interpretation since texts are always ambiguous. Thanks for the post, don't think I would have though of the fact snowmen with carrot noses, cleaver.
@@liefschneider3123 "Ride me" is the ferris wheel and the ticket is acceptance of the offer. The carrot is just his nose in her peach, there's no larger meaning with the snowman necessarily - but it does make kind of a fun pun/callback to the carrot
no pressure by the way at any point we can stop i just want to make sure ur comfortable all this and please dont feel obligated to send anything you dont want to just cuz i want things doesnt mean i should get them and its sometimes confusing because i think you enjoy it when i beg and express how much i want you but I dont ever want that to turn into you feeling pressured into doing something you don't want or feeling like youre dissapointing me this is just meant to be fun and if at any point its not fun for you we can stop and im sorry if me saying this is killing the mood i just feel like
Here you go! Sexting (whoa-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh) It isn't sex, it's the next best thing Sexting Ayy, ayy, AT&T I am in bed, I am ready to go with you Tonight, I'm thinking of taking it slow We'll use emojis only, we don't need phonetic-al diction We'll talk dirty like we're ancient Egyptians You send me a peach (oh) I send a carrot back (ah) You send a Ferris wheel That's pretty abstract I send back a ticket stub Implying that the Ferris wheel's your body And I'd really love admission to it (ah) Oh, no! What if, now, you think that I'm implying Your vagina is as big as a Ferris wheel? (Damn) You send back a snowman Crisis averted (thank God) Sexting (whoa-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh) It isn't sex, it's the next best thing (Next best) sexting Ayy, ayy, AT&T No more emojis, now it's on to words I ask, "What you're wearing?", you reply, "A shirt" You say, "Are you naked?" I say, "Yeah, except for a top hat" You say, "LMAO, but I doubt that" I'm getting hot at just the thought of what I'd do to you 'Cause in my head, I'm in your bed And getting through to you They made the internet for nights like these (nights like these) I love you, baby, send a picture of your tits, please Sexting (whoa-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh) It isn't sex, it's the next best thing (Next best) sexting Ayy, ayy (we are sexting), AT&T You send the pic' and say it's now my turn Jesus fucking Christ, I guess I never learn My phone's flash is my only light, and The flash makes my dick look frightened I chicken out and send a picture of my face instead Because my dick looks like the baby from Eraserhead You say, "I sent my titties, that's not fair" (that's not fair) So I send it to you, and then my phone dies Another night on my own, yeah Stuck in my home, yeah Sitting alone One hand on my dick and one hand on my phone, yeah Another night on my own, yeah Stuck in my home, yeah Sitting alone One hand on my dick and one hand on my phone, yeah Another night on my own, yeah Stuck in my home, yeah Sitting alone One hand on my dick and one hand on my phone, yeah another night on my own, yeah (Titties) stuck in my home, yeah (Balls) sitting alone One hand on my dick and one hand on my phone, yeah
![Bo Burnham - Bezos I+II [HQ Extended Mix]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/R8iaViNIy3U/mqdefault.jpg)
One thing I notice is that at 1:21 Bo's fingers move at the same time with the bassline
That's some real attention to detail on bo's part
@@brandonmchugh9821 don't you mean that's some real paying attention to JAMB
@@lazy11123 no, because idk what JAMB is lol
Just shows you how much love and attention Bo puts in his work.
@@TortillaPizzeria absolutely, as he said in another special, he works on it to the gesture
"We'll talk dirty like we are antient egyptians" always get me
Actually VERY true. You can check it yourself by reading some of ancient Egyptian myths. My god, there's some really perverted shit =)
@@FreelancerND really ? Didnt know that. Makes the whole joke even funnier
@@FreelancerND it wasnt perverted by their standards so idt its fair to call it that, but whatever
For what's its worth Egyptians mostly used an alphabet, and the hieroglyphs visuals refer to the what pronunciation sounded like to them. If it was more analogous to English then the letter "h" might be drawn as a house symbol and use in place of "h". They would also use the hieroglyphs for the visual meanings in clever ways, like they might write the sun hieroglyph as a shorthand for the sun in context.
ancient* 🤓
The Ferris wheel line is one of the most purely funny things i've ever heard, especially along with bo's face while he says that's pretty abstract
the way he distressingly said FERRIS WHEEEEEEL had me chuckling. almost sounded like he was saying ferris whale.
Amazing pfp btw
The "I chicken out and send a picture of my face instead
Because my dick looks like the baby from Eraserhead" lines are some of the most relatable lyrics to ever be eternalized in a song.
And it's hilarious as fuck.
I think it's because she means she wants him to ride her like a ferris wheel lmao.
Sometimes I only watch the video for this same reason
Man if I could personally thank Bo for putting in 2:07 I would. He managed to perfectly capture the issues surrounding intimacy nowadays where people can end up feeling corralled into sending content they don't feel comfortable with out of not wanting to disappoint their partners. So glad someone's finally vocalised it. A very real moment in an otherwise funny song.
@T H not when it's Bo Burnham
@T H its never that simple with Bo
@T H Bo uses humor to talk about tough subjects and probe social subjects. He isn't just about comedy.
happened with my first bf,,, yeah. i dont hold anything to it though bc i wasnt stupid and he was a good guy. but you (and of course bo) are absolutely right
@T H i dont think that applies to ANYTHING in inside.
I literally laughed my ass off out of my bed at the line "my dick looks like the baby from Eraserhead'" and got wedged upside down between my furniture for 20 minutes and seriously thought I was going to die here. Worth it.
I scared my cat I laughed so loud at that line.
I got a bit concerned when I read your message, are you okay? I hope you didn't die? Let me know if you're not dead, thanks.
I always love when I have to explain the reference. Then the look of pure horror when I show them what it looks like.
Then the girl I'm having sex with tells me that my dick 100% looks like the baby from Eraserhead.
Guess that's still a win though
I love it because Bo is probably a nerdy cinephile like us.
What’s crazy is even when Bo is making fun of a certain type of song/pop culture cliche like a sexy R&B song, an inspirational anthem, the memorializing of someone’ mother on social media etc. The actual song is so fucking good it makes you laugh and enjoy the content in 2 completely different ways. Like, the things he makes to make fun of things are way better than the things he’s actually making fun of. It’s crazy.
2:08, the message on the screen. I feel that all the time, every day. I relate to that so heavily. Wow. Anxiety sucks.
Same... If u search "Sorry" in my DM with my friend... Well, there will be a lot of them
This is undoubtedly a masterpiece, but the 'aye aye, AT&T' throughout gets me every time😂
OK
Especially b/c their service in LA (where I think he lives) is known to be generally quite shitty (at least it was for my family lived out there). I always find that humorous for their struggles alone
The visual of the sex-associated emojis projected onto Bo's face is genuinely genius.
Off topic, but Bo with earrings is just-- *chef's kiss*
1980s George Michael is smiling
how does earrings even make a difference? you cant even see it most times
@@nabhchandra_ But when you do see em, they look fire.
@@DearValentina i honestly would never have seen em had i not seen this comment, but maybe thats just me🤷♂️
I was the earrings, can confirm
If you look closely you'll see the A/C on the upper right is set to 69 😉
Thats comedy for you
you probably already know this but Bo did that too in one of the first songs, comedy. He put the calculator on 69 and 420🤣
Nice.
To be fair, its a fantastic temp to sleep at
Nice!
This song is a mood. A lot of social interaction, including sex, has moved to the internet, especially for a lot of us with problems socializing or lack of transportation.
Said the paedo
“I’m getting hot at just the thought of what I’d do to you, cause in my head I’m in your bed and getting through to you” is unironically a banger of a line
2:41 is probably relatable to more people
It's also so fucking good music wise lmao
@@Fuckjaredmilton i’ve been trying to what flow it reminds me of for months
@@kaylluhbman any good guesses? I'm only getting that one bit from girls like you by maroon V 😭🙏
Kinda of reminds me of White Iverson by Post Malone@@kaylluhb
Truly a masterpiece- production, editing, comedically, musically, just absolutely magical. Only Bo could give us such a vibe that compares a vagina to a ferris wheel in one verse and displays a heartfelt message about the pressures of intimacy 2:07 all in the same groove. Bo is just levels beyond, so thankful for all of this work and dedication to his growing list of crafts. The aliens will have a special folder dedicated to Bo, if they use that sort of filing system I suppose
I return exclusively to admire the perfection of his gyrating at 1:57
That's my favorite part! 😂
Thank you for the timestamp, because it makes me laugh lmao
him dancing gives me life
Me too, I think it's my favourite things ever in the history of ever 🤷 there's so much I love about Inside but I genuinely think those couple seconds are my favourite bit of the whole thing, with close second being near the end of problematic where he's on the cross 🤣
1:55 the swim goggles with the honey pots - yes.
I love his little dance @1:57
Bo Burnham sure aged well, he looked like a nerdy kid until he was damn near 30, then it was like genetics suddenly flipped a switch and he turned into some ripped male model.
Maybe not ripped but definitely grown up
Yeah,bro looked like a nerd but now looks completely different
Definitely not ripped but this + "problematic" definitely give sex symbol vibes 🔥
anyone here old enough to remember when parent were losing their minds over kids sexting? man those were the good ol days
Yeah, mine still do
My sister's boyfriend sent her a photo of his new haircut, he happened to not have a shirt on. When my dad saw it he took her phone away permanently 🤣 She didn't get another one until she moved out
@@once.upon.a.time. damn that really sucks, your poor sister
@@ylianacontreras9954 lol well that was about 15 years ago so she's over it by now. But yes, it was quite devastating then 😔😁
@@once.upon.a.time. I remember almost getting caught doing what this song is called so many times, it gave me such and adrenaline rush, I did get caught a couple of times and it was embarrassing but I don't regret it, it was fun
i think the fact that 2:08 is the most replayed because people were trying to pause on it is unreasonably funny
_no pressure by the way at any point we can stop i just want to make sure ur comfortable all this and please dont feel obligated to send anything you dont want to just cuz i want things doesnt mean i should get them and its sometimes confusing because i think you enjoy it when i beg and express how much i want you but I dont ever want that to turn into you feeling pressured into doing something you don’t want or feeling like youre disappointing me this is just meant to be fun and if ay any point its not fun for you we can stop and im sorry if me saying this is killing the mood i just feel like_
exact quote, any typos in there are not my own
it's been a year, but thank you :)
Greatest visual artist in my opinion. The fact that he makes great songs that are both visually captivating and also deeply thought provoking is something that not many artists can do. Plus the fact that this entire album is a masterpiece is just incredible.
Ummmm....and also...its funny? Id say even Bo would agree the funny trumps everything else.
I just love how he sings about the best (and worst) things in this god forsaken world.. cause none of you are going to heaven!
Yeah because heaven is here.
There's a million aliens cooler than us.
@@Joe.Bro90 I want to meet them! 💫💫⭐🌟
@@Joe.Bro90 a trillion*
Except for a top hat gets me every time
Lmao
But I didn't mean it...
Bo is like pink guy and weird Al combined to form one person
Oh my- thank you for posting this🛐
This song is my second favourite song from this special. All eyes on me is my favourite. I just love how catchy this one is
I was watching the special with my dad and this song started the moment my mom came downstairs
LOL
0:36 that face of confussion kills me everytime
Absolutely the same. Why I keep watching it 😂
It's like if the weeknd was a really awkward white guy
LOL
It's all consensual (2:08). Bo has all his bases covered 😍.
Who caught the musical joke at the VERY END? That little scale begins on the supertonic (2nd scale degree) and falls all the way past tonic to the leading tone: you never get resolution to the tonic (symbolic of an orgasm), but you’re ALMOST there. 😂🤣😂🤣 Genius.
lmaoooo TRUE
I only recognized it because Linda Ronstadt's Long Long Time does the same thing
"You say lmao but I doubt that"
I felt that
I can't express how deeply I appreciate the "baby from Eraserhead" reference. Chilling.
this song will always remind me of him omfg
🤣
Bro same
well i'd hope so, hes singing it so
@@ErrorCodeRaccoonLikesBacon lmaooo
@@ErrorCodeRaccoonLikesBacon was talkin abt my crush LOL
In case you were also confused: The ferris wheel is probably meant to be "Do you want to have fun?" so the ticket stub would be confirming "Yes." Took me too long to figure that one out lol.
Then what's the snowman
@@michaeletzkorn you put the carrot on the snowman
That’s pretty abstract
Came here for the eraserhead refrence. Thank you
"she sent a feris wheel how abstract" best line in the damn song
Also it absolutely slaps for a song about sending nudes
I'm not sure what's better the lyrics or the beat cuz all of it is hilariously fiya 🔥🔥
Whenever I hear or see the word At&t I think of this song
Same lol then I sing ay ay at & t - they should make it their new jingle!
this song was my first time even hearing "at & t"
@@rubub8455 what😂 it’s a phone company
@@Jadie999 There's a compilation of John Oliver bashing at&t and it just makes this song funnier :')
Ayyy ayyy ayyy t & t
at&t
I'm obsessed with this song, it can't be healthy... 😳🧐😅🙈😍
🥵💦🦪🥒
1:58 - is my favorite part of it 🤣
Y’all this song is catchy.. and I wanna show it to people… but I can only ironically listen to it…but at the same time imagine if someone came up to you like
Hello my dearest of friends I have acquired iTunes and would like to show you this musically artistic masterpiece I found on said platform, I need you to give it a serious listen so as to capture every nuance of its essence
Why hello dearest friend *shakes hand*, I would be pleasured to use my ears' hearing to listen to this musically artistic lyrical melodical song on ITunes and seriously listen to it to fully comprehend the meaning and reasoning behind this musically artistic lyrical melodic song on said application. I really do hope it does not disappoint me unlike a song I have found on an application called UA-cam, the title of said unliked song in my opinion song is Baby Shark do do do do do.
(Way too long lmao)
@@marcelo_gomez07 this reply is brilliant holy fuck- also fuck you baby shark slaps XD…
*I hope you didn’t take that seriously I fully agree with you on how bad baby shark is*
"Send a picture of your tits, please "
2:18 im still trying to understand if he says "fry-tanned" or "frightened"
Freight train?
The cc on Netflix says frightened
It's frightened
I ripped it, took it in Adobe Premiere Pro, cut it just for this song on Plex and it cracks me up Everytime. I've purchased all his content since I use syncler instead of Netflix, but I go out of my way to buy his stuff.
Both. It’s wordplay.
This is probably my favorite song from inside 😂
I never noticed how he moves his head so the sunglasses emoji lines up perfectly
ngl the snowman took me several listens to understand.
snowmen have carrots in their face.
Still don't get the ferris wheel.
I guess vag but that can't just be it... can it?
The snowman thing went over my head lol. I was like if she texted snowman does that mean "that's cold", but then he says "crisis averted", so he takes it to mean something else. Which is probably all part of the cleverness that it would seem like she's saying that's cold, but she's actually saying put a carrot in my face, or at least that is his implied interpretation since texts are always ambiguous.
Thanks for the post, don't think I would have though of the fact snowmen with carrot noses, cleaver.
The carrot is his nose in her, uh, peach. The snowman means "melting". Took me quite a few listens to understand these myself!
I wonder if the ferriswheel is meaning going up and down? And then with the snowman to take the carrot up and down on her face?
@@liefschneider3123 "Ride me" is the ferris wheel and the ticket is acceptance of the offer. The carrot is just his nose in her peach, there's no larger meaning with the snowman necessarily - but it does make kind of a fun pun/callback to the carrot
Thanks for explaining the snowman 😆
The picture of his face does it for me 2:27
This is the modern equivalent of an ancient Roman/Egyptian/Greek gay sex vase
Everything about this video is so well thought out and funny
100% convinced five years was scrapped for this
At 2:07, I have sent something like that many times
It was very awkward watching this with my family. Good thing the show was awesome.
Bo is the only artist other than Trevor moore that can make me cry and laugh all in the same song. I don't know how they do it but they're geniuses.
just wanted to point out 2:08
cause it`s important
It's impressive he made this song with one arm!
2:08! The fucking wall of text got me! Hahahahaha
Jesus fucking christ I guess I never learrrrrrn LOL 😆
HE LOOKS SO FUCKING GOOD WITJ THOSE EARRINGS IM MADDD
i like the surprise songs in inside, its funky
Every eyebrow raise gives me a funny feeling.
Man the aesthetic part the song it's just perfect
It’s like flight of the Concordes never went anywhere❤
2:07 hero
WHY IS THIS A BOP?
this song fucks
Someone shall recreate the text messages irl.
"We'll talk dirty like we're ancient Egyptians " 🎡
1:41 Bo gettin’ down
Be like Bo at 2:08
M hips and shoulders literally sway the moment this song comes on 😌😌😌
This is the weirdest thing
After doomscrolling through a p0rn Twitter account until 3 am I listen to this to feel better
ANTHONY'S HERE !!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS FUCKING INDIE SOUND PRETTY! LOVE IT!!!
Genius! This really reminds me of Urban Flora by Alina Baraz and I'm here for that
You are a genius
😂😅 I’m dying laughing here
So thinking about this.. when she replied with a snowman.. wouldn’t that mean like, that’s cold? 🤷♂️🧐
"it's cool"
you put the carrot in tge snowman
I did an animated version of this song, took me over a year but damn it it was worth it.
This is my fav song in the album
The baby from Eraserhead is hilarious
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you; the human condition.
slowed down this is the chillest fucking lowfi fucking best ever shit
Bos songs are so catchy
Bro... I just realized why he panicked. The ticket emoji looks like a condom pack
bro why the ac temp is set to 69F lol
I'm so attracted to this man.
1:41
Me and my gf all the time. (we wished we were at each other's places)
no pressure by the way at any point we can stop i just want to make sure ur comfortable all this and please dont feel obligated to send anything you dont want to just cuz i want things doesnt mean i should get them and its sometimes confusing because i think you enjoy it when i beg and express how much i want you but I dont ever want that to turn into you feeling pressured into doing something you don't want or feeling like youre dissapointing me this is just meant to be fun and if at any point its not fun for you we can stop and im sorry if me saying this is killing the mood i just feel like
crisis averted
I can’t relate to this song, I have Tmobile
what's happend on the mensage in 2:07 ? I can't learn
Relatable
realest shit ive ever heard
Where did you get this video?
LMAo the baby from eraser head
A
A
AT&T
The baby from Eraserhead 😂
It may be a joke song but it’s bomb af
I don't know what the baby from Eraserhead is but at this point I'm too afraid to ask
It’s terrifying haha search it up
see the annotation on genius lyrics
Lyrics please
@@noiseisnice Very helpful
@@noiseisnice Thanks 🖤😬 you're the best haha
Here you go!
Sexting (whoa-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh)
It isn't sex, it's the next best thing
Sexting
Ayy, ayy, AT&T
I am in bed, I am ready to go with you
Tonight, I'm thinking of taking it slow
We'll use emojis only, we don't need phonetic-al diction
We'll talk dirty like we're ancient Egyptians
You send me a peach (oh)
I send a carrot back (ah)
You send a Ferris wheel
That's pretty abstract
I send back a ticket stub
Implying that the Ferris wheel's your body
And I'd really love admission to it (ah)
Oh, no! What if, now, you think that I'm implying
Your vagina is as big as a Ferris wheel? (Damn)
You send back a snowman
Crisis averted (thank God)
Sexting (whoa-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh)
It isn't sex, it's the next best thing
(Next best) sexting
Ayy, ayy, AT&T
No more emojis, now it's on to words
I ask, "What you're wearing?", you reply, "A shirt"
You say, "Are you naked?"
I say, "Yeah, except for a top hat"
You say, "LMAO, but I doubt that"
I'm getting hot at just the thought of what I'd do to you
'Cause in my head, I'm in your bed
And getting through to you
They made the internet for nights like these (nights like these)
I love you, baby, send a picture of your tits, please
Sexting (whoa-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh)
It isn't sex, it's the next best thing
(Next best) sexting
Ayy, ayy (we are sexting), AT&T
You send the pic' and say it's now my turn
Jesus fucking Christ, I guess I never learn
My phone's flash is my only light, and
The flash makes my dick look frightened
I chicken out and send a picture of my face instead
Because my dick looks like the baby from Eraserhead
You say, "I sent my titties, that's not fair" (that's not fair)
So I send it to you, and then my phone dies
Another night on my own, yeah
Stuck in my home, yeah
Sitting alone
One hand on my dick and one hand on my phone, yeah
Another night on my own, yeah
Stuck in my home, yeah
Sitting alone
One hand on my dick and one hand on my phone, yeah
Another night on my own, yeah
Stuck in my home, yeah
Sitting alone
One hand on my dick and one hand on my phone, yeah
another night on my own, yeah
(Titties) stuck in my home, yeah
(Balls) sitting alone
One hand on my dick and one hand on my phone, yeah
Why does this have more views than the actual bo burnham channel video😂