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  • @camwae
    @camwae 3 роки тому +1796

    “ You’re entitled to be a dumb ass “ this tax man is savage and subtle at the same time 😂

    • @Galaxy-MediaX
      @Galaxy-MediaX 3 роки тому +21

      Ikr

    • @nja1497
      @nja1497 Рік тому +2

      I need to use this line in my classroom

    • @hockey1freak
      @hockey1freak Рік тому +1

      i need to use this line on my patients.

    • @davidgerholdt5416
      @davidgerholdt5416 27 днів тому

      Entitled to being a dumbass, if one so chooses.

  • @DiamondLegee
    @DiamondLegee 3 роки тому +3142

    As a Tax Preparer myself, I can confirm that Diego is that client we hope never comes back ever again😂

    • @shaquezr.9541
      @shaquezr.9541 3 роки тому +107

      As a teenager who watches a lot of yt vids, idk what you guys mean

    • @esauvera9289
      @esauvera9289 3 роки тому +32

      @@shaquezr.9541 they do what turbo tax does

    • @shaquezr.9541
      @shaquezr.9541 3 роки тому +10

      Esau Vera oh thanks bro

    • @xierraleone1905
      @xierraleone1905 2 роки тому +9

      @@johnnyduplantis what was the 80s like?

    • @thatlaysbag6790
      @thatlaysbag6790 2 роки тому +6

      @@johnnyduplantis nice

  • @SplashAttackTCG
    @SplashAttackTCG 3 роки тому +1397

    “I’m finding myself.”
    I felt that. 🤣😅

  • @fain5388
    @fain5388 3 роки тому +2419

    "I'm recently divorced myself"
    Mean while Diego: "YOUR LUCKY"

  • @iommoh5869
    @iommoh5869 3 роки тому +872

    Three things inevitable in life...
    - *Death*
    - *paying Taxes*
    - *Governments sounding exactly like your wife*

    • @joshuaphilips4862
      @joshuaphilips4862 3 роки тому +5

      Not in my country
      Am free

    • @elram2649
      @elram2649 3 роки тому +2

      ...and change.

    • @b-ner2616
      @b-ner2616 3 роки тому +16

      @@joshuaphilips4862 you're immortal... Damn must be nice

    • @Din0Pyr0
      @Din0Pyr0 2 роки тому +2

      @@joshuaphilips4862 you dont pay taxes??? I am reporting you to the I.R.S

    • @coflx
      @coflx 2 роки тому

      @@Din0Pyr0 taxes? Why the hell does that exist

  • @modsmum
    @modsmum 3 роки тому +434

    'My wife Benita or jail?..I choose jail' 🤣😂 He only took a split second to decide. 😆

    • @corpig4021
      @corpig4021 2 роки тому

      😂😂😂

    • @AssyrianNationalist6
      @AssyrianNationalist6 3 місяці тому

      You a poopy pants, you a poopy pants, liar liar pants on fire @modsmum let me do my dance

  • @Thisbenicol
    @Thisbenicol 3 роки тому +703

    “I hate this country” killed me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @haniabndi1877
      @haniabndi1877 3 роки тому +2

      OMG 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that’s so crazy 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @himprakashdas4482
      @himprakashdas4482 3 роки тому +7

      God bless your soul. We will miss you❤️

  • @abulkair6472
    @abulkair6472 3 роки тому +588

    "I've been really busy"
    But u..u don't have a job
    "I've been really busy LoOkiNg for a job"
    🤣🤣🤣 Hilarious

  • @ShortHax
    @ShortHax 3 роки тому +1101

    Before and after tax season we all want to have comma(s) in our bank account. But during tax season we want everything to disappear.

    • @blackjack4u
      @blackjack4u 3 роки тому +3

      You have verified account, how come your comment is not on top?

    • @jameswyatt1304
      @jameswyatt1304 3 роки тому +4

      For those of us escrowing our own taxes, it does. I've got to remember it's not *my* money in that account around then, LOL.

    • @milktea6676
      @milktea6676 3 роки тому +2

      Bruh
      Also first furry

    • @Zen-zt4uk
      @Zen-zt4uk 3 роки тому

      Can't relate to this

    • @Real_Zero_
      @Real_Zero_ 3 роки тому

      Bro aren't u from blitz videos?

  • @Its-j
    @Its-j 3 роки тому +246

    “Trust me my wife can do that too”😂

  • @Adeios96
    @Adeios96 3 роки тому +268

    This video has got me rolling. 😂 The SSN bit killed me because I used to work as a customer service rep for a tax return service and a customer asked me "What if I did work in the US but the SSN I used isn't real? Can I still file?" I really had to pause in disbelief when he said that, and this video brought that memory back in such a hilarious way hahah.

    • @hellogoodbye8978
      @hellogoodbye8978 2 роки тому +4

      What!?

    • @kraevorn7483
      @kraevorn7483 Рік тому

      What happened next?!

    • @Adeios96
      @Adeios96 Рік тому +9

      @@kraevorn7483 I wasn't exactly sure how to proceed so I brought it to the attention of a higher up. By the time I explained the situation the customer realized telling me he was using a fake SSN probably wasn't the most secure choice he made that day lol, and he vanished from our text chat after a couple minutes of me typing to him. I'm not sure if anything happened to him after that though.

    • @holycrapchris
      @holycrapchris Рік тому +10

      The answer is actually yes, you can file without an SSN. Technically the IRS requires an ITIN (Individual Taxpayer Identification Number). If you have an SSN, that's your ITIN. Otherwise, the IRS will issue you an ITIN. You can use this to file a tax return, even if your W2 statements have a fake SSN.

  • @sabeloking3950
    @sabeloking3950 3 роки тому +260

    "I'm finding myself, okay?"😂

  • @jeffjefferson7634
    @jeffjefferson7634 3 роки тому +178

    He now hates AND loves his wife, this is charectar development everyone

  • @kool-aidman3966
    @kool-aidman3966 3 роки тому +4774

    His full name is literally every Latin name

    • @theg5806
      @theg5806 3 роки тому +38

      No

    • @BigManDov
      @BigManDov 3 роки тому +81

      @@theg5806 yes

    • @cringekiddo
      @cringekiddo 3 роки тому +13

      @Esp no, the other Diego

    • @cringekiddo
      @cringekiddo 3 роки тому +13

      @Esp yah, that one!

    • @Simmonee
      @Simmonee 3 роки тому +9

      @Esp 😶😶😶😶😶
      Wow. That is a long name.

  • @ComicalRealm
    @ComicalRealm 3 роки тому +656

    "Nothing in life is certain except for death and taxes" - Beff Jezos

    • @jameswyatt1304
      @jameswyatt1304 3 роки тому +5

      Got a citation? Most of The Internet says Seth Lloyd...

    • @dabaja1912
      @dabaja1912 3 роки тому +4

      Jeff bezos*

    • @dabaja1912
      @dabaja1912 3 роки тому +2

      @mohamed el bery thanks i know were friends it was a joke

    • @dabaja1912
      @dabaja1912 3 роки тому +1

      @kovu ! we’re friends… it was a joke

    • @Klick404
      @Klick404 3 роки тому +3

      There’s one thing that’s also certain in life: People telling you the things that are certain in life

  • @orbygames7589
    @orbygames7589 3 роки тому +202

    The way that he says slow down and slows down for 2 seconds than just starts speeding his name out!

  • @The_Bahamian_Intellectual
    @The_Bahamian_Intellectual 3 роки тому +194

    « i mean you’re entitled to be a dumbass » I laughed so hard 😂

  • @ybb_papertrail7137
    @ybb_papertrail7137 3 роки тому +83

    As a CPA, "You're entitled to be a dumbass" killed me 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @mattxoom
    @mattxoom 2 роки тому +61

    Tax Guy: "So you're currently unemployed."
    Diego: "I'm finding myself."
    Me: LOOOOOOL

  • @talalzakry
    @talalzakry 3 роки тому +129

    This guy DIEGO really kills me laughing every time I watch one of his sketches , even for a thousand times , cheers for diego and benita

  • @2birdfriends
    @2birdfriends 3 роки тому +78

    There should to be a Netflix series for this. "I choose jail" 😂💀😂

    • @kraevorn7483
      @kraevorn7483 Рік тому +1

      Awkward puppets should be on Netflix

    • @Inferno65
      @Inferno65 Рік тому

      I would definitely enjoy a series where an obnoxious, tequila-chugging puppet gets beat up in prison.

  • @shivang_55
    @shivang_55 3 роки тому +81

    I can see Diego in "NASA" complaining not getting good songs on radio...

  • @israelolabige1061
    @israelolabige1061 3 роки тому +114

    Diego is just the Inner me:
    I'm pretty lazy

  • @tajklair
    @tajklair 3 роки тому +69

    Asks for his year of birth, Diego be like “take it easy bro” like it was a hard question

    • @sofiafontes4741
      @sofiafontes4741 3 роки тому +4

      I ain't so sure if this is qualified as an r/wooosh comment?

  • @chessmasterbob8651
    @chessmasterbob8651 3 роки тому +69

    These guys deserve a medal of honor

  • @galaxygamer8436
    @galaxygamer8436 2 роки тому +35

    When your ever in a bad mood watch Diego to light up your mood😂😂

  • @sbahadur95
    @sbahadur95 3 роки тому +67

    Wow, Diego off his game. No mention of tequila 😮

  • @grandpahouse
    @grandpahouse 3 роки тому +158

    Diego: I’ve been very busy
    Him: But you don’t have a job
    Diego: very busy looking for a job

  • @johngullo9420
    @johngullo9420 3 роки тому +64

    Diego needs that refund money for tequila.

  • @anupambiswas7119
    @anupambiswas7119 3 роки тому +50

    Rudy Is One Of The Most Underrated UA-camrs Of The World. All Love Rudy.

    • @maxxcobb
      @maxxcobb 3 роки тому

      Agreed!!!

    • @maxgemstone7257
      @maxgemstone7257 3 роки тому +2

      He has over 7 million subscribers and over 1.8 million in this channel. Wtf does "underrated" mean to you?

    • @anupambiswas7119
      @anupambiswas7119 3 роки тому

      @@maxgemstone7257 People with cringe content are getting more subscribers and attention than him. Just follow his other fellow youtubers. You will know wtf is wtf!

    • @maxgemstone7257
      @maxgemstone7257 3 роки тому +1

      Anupam Biswas That doesn't mean he's underrated lol

    • @anupambiswas7119
      @anupambiswas7119 3 роки тому +1

      @@maxgemstone7257 you need to have a little idea of being underrated. Lifeless people are not underrated. People not getting the amount of attention they really deserves are.

  • @saimashaikh3069
    @saimashaikh3069 3 роки тому +38

    Consultant: *Asks Diego's last name*
    Diego:*Says literally every Hispanic last names he could remember*

  • @GengarGuy999
    @GengarGuy999 3 роки тому +46

    Man I’ve been waiting forever for another awkward puppets video.

    • @tiffanymichaels2429
      @tiffanymichaels2429 3 роки тому +2

      There was a channel that was releasing Awkward Puppets videos. I don't know if they were ones that Awkward Puppets channel decided not to release for some reason or they were getting released early. But obviously it must have been doing it without permission. The channel disappeared without a trace. Can't even find the videos in my history. Too bad, there was a hilarious one were drunk Diego has a conversation with the moon. There's a whole song and everything. It was hilarious. All several videos they had were gold. Hope they will end up on Awkward Puppets channel soon. Also an awesome recording of part of Rudy playing at a concert. All gone 😔

    • @tiffanymichaels2429
      @tiffanymichaels2429 2 роки тому

      @Rohlua Marohlua it is now yes. But back when I first wrote this comment someone had released the videos before they were supposed to be. There were 3 videos that were released at the same time. They were only up for a day then they and the channel that released them was removed. Eventually the Awkward Puppets released the videos one at a time on the days intended.

  • @IonlyKnow1D
    @IonlyKnow1D 3 роки тому +12

    "I'm recently divorced"
    "You're lucky"
    This had me killed

  • @ishangoyal6282
    @ishangoyal6282 3 роки тому +14

    "Do you have any W-2s?"
    "Who??"

  • @obumbrata2k7
    @obumbrata2k7 3 роки тому +19

    These shorts are the best thing that happened to us in the last year. I think they are hilarious and would pay for hours of this. Keep up the great work.

  • @emmanuelamoobentil8487
    @emmanuelamoobentil8487 3 роки тому +8

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Almost spilled coffee on my laptop. The slow saying his name part killed me. Finally Diego is back

  • @thedottinator4383
    @thedottinator4383 3 роки тому +30

    At this point, it is basically Diego (and friends).

  • @blackhood7200
    @blackhood7200 3 роки тому +93

    I would really like to see Diego go to Japan. I can imagine what it'd be like if he discovered anime, kimonos, and other things Japanese.

    • @juliant6581
      @juliant6581 3 роки тому +1

      okay weeb

    • @vdrose
      @vdrose 3 роки тому

      @@juliant6581 Dude really?

    • @nukiradio
      @nukiradio 3 роки тому

      He doesnt need to go to Japan to see anime

    • @vdrose
      @vdrose 3 роки тому

      @@nukiradio Yes but that doesn't mean he can't go to japan and see the culture. And he could go to japan to see other things. Like the places, food, etc. Just because someone suggests he should go and see anime doesn't mean they are a weeb.

    • @Zen-zt4uk
      @Zen-zt4uk 3 роки тому

      @@vdrose some ppl are just like that man, let's all just make a funny joke about tequila and move on

  • @Yoramirezquijano
    @Yoramirezquijano 3 роки тому +7

    "I mean you're entitled to be a dumbass." That got me 😭

  • @Teensexpectationd
    @Teensexpectationd 3 роки тому +22

    *being married makes more money"... Yes, then i am married

  • @ssekelopromise4886
    @ssekelopromise4886 3 роки тому +15

    just after Diego said his name, imagine if he was asked, "Sir are you American?" , and I wonder where he got those Christmas broken lights

  • @kraevorn7483
    @kraevorn7483 Рік тому +31

    Diego has never heard of a SSN, the IRS, W-2s, Unemployment income but knows what a tax return is.
    This man is truly Diego.

  • @247developer5
    @247developer5 3 роки тому +95

    The government sounds exactly like my wife..

  • @radiantgreg9776
    @radiantgreg9776 3 роки тому +38

    Certified Greg moment.

  • @PurpleBroadcast
    @PurpleBroadcast 3 роки тому +7

    3:04 "but what if i told you, i know the guy who makes the laws"

  • @luckyirishpotato9680
    @luckyirishpotato9680 3 роки тому +23

    Diego says his full name 10 years later he gets on the last 100 words

  • @TheDarkestMarcus
    @TheDarkestMarcus Рік тому +4

    The puppets are so deadpan yet so expressive, it's crazy! Lol

  • @clockztickin
    @clockztickin 3 роки тому +2

    "But, what if I told you... that I don't care" 🤣😅🤣 Dead

  • @markoarandjelovic671
    @markoarandjelovic671 3 роки тому +28

    Already know this is going to be a banger

  • @hadassahchile2092
    @hadassahchile2092 3 роки тому +8

    Honestly if I was working and someone like this walked in🤣🤣 I would just walk out of my office cause damn I don't have the patience, Diego is so annoying. 😂😂😂😂

  • @tadesubaru1383
    @tadesubaru1383 3 роки тому +29

    We can always count on Diego

  • @risingcode3909
    @risingcode3909 2 роки тому +6

    "I hate this country" literally me every day lmao

  • @bskiez
    @bskiez 3 роки тому +8

    "I Hate This Country" that was the funniest closing scene ever!

  • @robnalu6436
    @robnalu6436 3 роки тому +2

    LOL!!!
    "What is your SS#"
    Diego - what?
    😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @Someone_1156
    @Someone_1156 3 роки тому +16

    Finally the king of laughter is here

  • @embassador_r610
    @embassador_r610 3 роки тому +3

    "you are entitled to be a dumbass" really hit it 😂😂

  • @dioorrr
    @dioorrr 3 роки тому +3

    "yeah trust me, my wife can do that too" lmao😂

  • @hanansaber4032
    @hanansaber4032 2 роки тому +1

    "Okay can you add like 2 more threes"
    LMAO I'M DEAD

  • @28ebdh3udnav
    @28ebdh3udnav 3 роки тому +7

    I was getting worried about Diego for a few weeks now. I thought for a second his wife had finally locked him up

  • @magicalwitch456
    @magicalwitch456 3 роки тому +2

    "so your saying I have to chose between my wife and jail? I chose jail" 😂😂

  • @SMBPlushShow
    @SMBPlushShow 2 роки тому +5

    Who else thought the title was Texas lol

  • @rebecavieira4306
    @rebecavieira4306 2 роки тому +7

    As a Latina myself I can agree on the last name 😂
    U should see how long it takes for my hugh school teachers to read it out loud 😂😂😂

  • @firegodmiguel
    @firegodmiguel 3 роки тому +4

    A return to form for awkward puppets. Love to see it

  • @mahammadmuradov158
    @mahammadmuradov158 3 роки тому +2

    Am i the only one who loves the way he says "of course, I du"?

  • @Etashy
    @Etashy 3 роки тому +4

    "my wife can do that too"
    😂

  • @CosplayCore
    @CosplayCore 3 роки тому +2

    “I mean, you’re entitled to be a dumbass.” Would be a great t-shirt. 🤣

  • @mohammadabdulrahman7594
    @mohammadabdulrahman7594 3 роки тому +8

    Just keep those rolling man, I don't know about other people, but for me, diego >>> any vine ever made. This can actually become a great movie character .

  • @fabulousOG
    @fabulousOG 10 годин тому

    "that's a thing?" gets me everytime😂

  • @Fruutu
    @Fruutu 2 роки тому +3

    I love these because how awkward and funny they are

  • @sharkdentures3247
    @sharkdentures3247 2 роки тому +1

    Man, EVERY line was da bomb! SO funny!

  • @melissamele1305
    @melissamele1305 3 роки тому +4

    "What if I told you......
    I don't care"
    Perfect

  • @amandakeys8659
    @amandakeys8659 3 роки тому +2

    Wooo hoooo Diego back with a smashing one 😂😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️😀😀

  • @jlagunas924
    @jlagunas924 3 роки тому +3

    Awkward puppets on a Tuesday?? What a treat 😎

  • @noonakimmoni7372
    @noonakimmoni7372 3 роки тому +1

    How on earth this video only has 300k views?... it deserves millions

  • @awisintaro
    @awisintaro 3 роки тому +5

    What a perfect time to watch this before watching match Italy vs Spain

  • @JaytheblueJ
    @JaytheblueJ 3 роки тому +1

    Diego is the best character on the channel

  • @thekatking
    @thekatking 3 роки тому +6

    I have an idea, what if Diego tells Benita that he’s sober, then he goes to the bar (where his Benita works) then he shows up, but with a fake mustache, on top of his mustache. When he arrives he says “I’ll have the usual” then Benita says “I’ve never seen you a day in my life” Diego “Wait… I mean… I’ve never been here before, and my n- I mean… nevermind” Benita “wh- umm, whatever, what would you like” Diego “a tequila on the rocks”
    Benita “hmmm, something about you, reminds me of something, someone… hmm, weird. Is that all? Diego “yeah, that’s a- “*fake mustache begins to fall off because everyone knows that those suck. Diego “Oh fu- wait what? We’re you saying something? Cause… I wasn’t…” Benita “is that a fake mustache?” Diego “whaaaat? Nooooo, why would I wear a fake mustache?” * Benita pulls of fake mustache. Benita “Hah, I kne- Diego, is that you?” Diego “whaat? Noooo, who’s Diego? I don’t know a Diego” Benita “Diego, your not fooling anyone, you told me you where sober, so now you will not drink tequila ever again! Now shoo, I’ve got customers” Diego “oh s**t”
    (Awkward puppets can make any changes to the script thingy)
    Note: I got to about where Benita was saying that Diego will never drink again, when I remembered that Benita kinda quit that job because Diego “got a job” but I’m just going to assume that she got the job back because Diego lied about the construction job, hopefully I did not just waste 2-3 hours of my time making this for no reason.

  • @INFECTEDOPS101
    @INFECTEDOPS101 2 роки тому +2

    You are the funniest channel I've ever watched 😂

  • @zzzaaalll
    @zzzaaalll 3 роки тому +13

    Diego's name is getting big like his subscribers 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Multimamabolo
    @Multimamabolo 3 роки тому +1

    10 seconds in the video & I'm already on the floor 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @neilkatarkar2755
    @neilkatarkar2755 3 роки тому +3

    Diego, nice to see you after long time it great way to start my day by getting notification from Diego 🤣🤣😂

  • @davidgerardobalderasmoreno2840

    Diego is such a funny character

  • @lahanwelgama4144
    @lahanwelgama4144 3 роки тому +3

    Diego's back to business

  • @Consume0
    @Consume0 3 роки тому +2

    Best video you guys have done yet I couldn't stop laughing

  • @TITOFROG1
    @TITOFROG1 Рік тому +3

    This Diego character is so lovable ... and funny. Where and how can we meet him? I missed and wish to write down his last name. Excellent sketch ... and muchos bravo !!! 😍✌🤣🤣

  • @Phenomenallstudio
    @Phenomenallstudio 3 роки тому +1

    You're 21 years old?
    Are you sure ?
    Nah😂

  • @jjunbeatable9522
    @jjunbeatable9522 3 роки тому +7

    Pablo Diego Jose Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno Maria de Los Remedios Cipriano de la Santisima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso Carlos Alejandro Gonzalez Maria Lucia Mendoza Macarena Chipotle Tapatio Con Queso Our Guacamole Ferrarella Santiago Rodriguez Luis Ignacio Roberto Constantino Mario Jesus Antonio Arturo David Gerardo

  • @abrahamzacarias9942
    @abrahamzacarias9942 3 роки тому +1

    what do you think i am, mark cuban? solid reference

  • @tone2tuff791
    @tone2tuff791 3 роки тому +5

    I haven’t watch this in so long

  • @exalator791
    @exalator791 3 роки тому +1

    'I am recently divorced'
    'You're so lucky'
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @vincevu5602
    @vincevu5602 3 роки тому +7

    how'd this get only 30 views in 19 days

  • @Exploratorium360
    @Exploratorium360 3 роки тому +1

    I have to watch 3 times to catch up with Diego 😂 omg he is hilarious bro

  • @hamdankhant
    @hamdankhant 3 роки тому +6

    Really need some Diego stuff... it's been a long time now..

  • @noneyabidnez6489
    @noneyabidnez6489 2 роки тому +1

    Diego to his wife: Loving you is complicated, loving you is complicated!!

  • @KingKingtheFirstI
    @KingKingtheFirstI 3 роки тому +3

    So refreshing to see everyone without face masks. Good Show!

  • @lGlppl
    @lGlppl 5 місяців тому

    "What if I told you.... that I don't care" 🤣

  • @gavinharvill6140
    @gavinharvill6140 3 роки тому +4

    Imagine having a David Lopez puppet

  • @marcelomuela9072
    @marcelomuela9072 3 роки тому +2

    This is the first video that Diego didn’t mention Tequila 😂👌🏾

  • @lesoilder7683
    @lesoilder7683 3 роки тому +4

    Did anyone even see this video??

    • @piconum8197
      @piconum8197 3 роки тому

      Yes u did and I did and 38 others did

    • @abdellaziz-
      @abdellaziz- 3 роки тому

      Few views why ?

    • @piconum8197
      @piconum8197 3 роки тому +1

      @@abdellaziz- its unlisted and can only be seen through a playlist

    • @footballtots3578
      @footballtots3578 3 роки тому

      your first! Enjoy your comment being first

  • @kingsleyamiah
    @kingsleyamiah 3 роки тому

    "an investment?!!,who do you think i am, Mark Cuban" dead!!! hahahahah