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Yeah, roll the clock back a couple decades ago and virtually everyone could talk to each other like this. Now you can't say anything without the Twitter mafia trying to ruin your entire life for having a sense of humor.
It's called being a talented comedian, people love to say "You can't say anything these days" You can, just be funny. Being a 14 year old edge lord talking shit on women and minorities is just isn't funny
@@FuckdasketsHOPassass I like that your example was kids, because kids should have the intellectual maturity of a 30 year old liberal who blogs opinion pieces all day in Kotaku and spends 14 hours a day on Twitter.
@@gordieallen6422 Rather not they have the mental age of a 30 year old liberal, liberals are nearly as bad, they are just conservatives who try to be your friend first.
"They're the Palestinians of Asians bro!" I've known about Hmong people for years and Andrew who just found out two seconds ago has already found a more perfect description than I could ever think of.
To be honest though Andrew really looks like all these nations: Jew, Arab, Greek, Italian, and Hispanic. Edit: guys, he just said on a podcast (bad friends) he's Italian and he also believes his ancestors are Jewish. His wiki says one thing, he says another thing. But I guess he just has all kind of genes. So no need to argue. This simple comment went crazy lol
@@svenskhast5632 he could definitely be arab, Lebanese, syrian, Jornan Moroccan, tunisian, or algerian, they got people that look like him, I'm Moroccan so...
Morad Khaouda I live in Sweden so I prob see more Arabs than you do. Haven’t seen one that looks like Andrew. I’m sorry. But south European, Eastern European or Jewish, yes. Arabic not so much. Maybe there’s a couple of Arabs here and there that could have similar looks.
@@svenskhast5632 dude I AM Arab and I live with Arabs, and what westerners don't know is "Arab" is not a race, we come in all colors and shapes, Arabs in Lebanon and Syria and Jordan ect are mostly white, Arabs in the Gulf countries are mostly brown or black, Arabs in north Africa (where I live) are mixed, in the north the people are white and in the south they get darker.. And I definitely know Arabs that look like Andrew.
You know Hmong people if: -you're living in a populated Hmong community (midwest, California, North Carolina) -Gran Torino -a medical student in midwest -a travel enthusiast who loves to trek/backpacking in small villages in Asia -Vietnam Veteran -a farmer with an empty land for gardening, selling pigs or chickens -or a 1/1,000,000 chance one picking one at a stand up comedy show
Rams_Lakers_4Life no offense to Taco but it’s gay. Lol. They are saying that no one is asking for whatever is being presented to them from below in this case Andrew’s line.
Jesus was not Palestinian, he was a Jew who was born in Bethlehem, and just because a Jew lived in that area it doesn't mean they are Palestinian, if sonthen there wouldn't be a beef between isreal and Palestine🤦♂️
@@Jackie_Tikki_Tavi I legit didn't hear that until I multiplied my volume, but wow. Gotta love audience bonding like that, rebounding off *each other.*
We literally don’t. We started out in China but they tried to assimilate us into Chinese culture and committed genocide on us like twice so we dipped. Now we’re all spread out but most are in Laos, Thailand, or America.
Hmong, or ‘Miao’ in Chinese, is an ethnicity that spreads over multiple countries in the East Asia. It is kind of like saying “I’m Celtic”, but it does not imply which country you are from, could be Britain, Ireland, France etc.
Except they are originally from a single area, until Chinese occupation forced them to spread to different countries. There are a lot of Ethnic groups that are occupied by PRC, and are unrepresented today.
This is what my neighborhood growing up was like. Anybody and everybody, races, nationalities... and we all hung out and talked mad shit to and about each other. All racial shit talking and we all hung together and played sports and were great friends. The only rule? Be funny.
HMONG PEOPLE: The Hmong people are an ethnic group in East and Southeast Asia. They are a sub-group of the Miao people, and live mainly in Southern China, Vietnam and Laos. They have been members of the Unrepresented Nations and Peoples Organization (UNPO) since 2007. :)
As a Hmong person I feel honored to have Schulz joke about us lmao Edit: thanks for the likes and thanks to Andrew...I've watched this video about a dozen times and it still has me on the floor everytime
I hope there’s a follow up episode from the same show where the lady kindly informs the audience of Hmong history. Amazed that a lot of people are unaware of Hmong people when they are tied to American history through the Vietnam war. An ally and appreciated. -Wisconsin
They don’t teach about the secret war in history books. My wife’s grandfather was a Captain at the age of 16 leading US troop through the jungles of Laos. His stories are amazing.
Andrew isn't actually laughing, he's pretending to laugh while he thinks of a follow-up to the joke, it's like an illusion of quick-wittedness. Either way, this joke set itself up lmao, couldn't be more perfect, great job Andrew!
No he's laughing because he actually found what he said to be funny. He comes up with this shit on the spot, so we kind of see his reaction to the joke too.
kamiskool3 When ppl say “ asians” in america they typically mean east asian, but by technicality you’re right. Also, the middle east isn’t just in Asia. Egypt is in the middle east and it’s African
I love how he constantly laughs at his own material it makes it so much more funny for me. I really enjoy is comic relief in these times of uncertainty and pandemics
He has to laugh, he's making it up on the spot. The only way not to laugh is to have rehearsed a set. That's what makes this genuinely GOOD comedy: it genuinely ellicits laughter because of the surprise and spontaneity of the content.
@@HundredWingZ Jesus was born in Palestine, making him a Palestinian. Palestinians are the people living in the area between Phoenicia and Egypt ( today's Israel and West bank+ Gaza) this is according to ancient Greeks. Therefore, Palestinians are Jews, Christians, Muslims, agnostics, atheists, you name it. As long as you are from that land, you are Palestinian.
@@biswakalyandash5325 Why Iraq? lol theres over 40 million kurds and over half live in Eastern Turkey,Syria and northern Iran (their ancestral land) but only 5-8 million live in Iraq. lol
Ah, a real comedian....offensive, lovingly. This is what comedy is about. I just saw him in New Orleans, great show. The wife had a BLAST!!!!!! Thanks, man.
@@mohamedzabayrullahkakar6432 what a real gentleman you are, just light shining off you with your eloquent choice of words. Do me a favour and take yourself to the bin please
It's really nice for me to know that no matter how messed up my day is, I can always just come to your channel and laugh like a mad man. So thanks man, just thanks 😁
Ugh this was too good. Palestine, Mhong.. hilarious, and how he connected the two with a joke👌🏽 and the Jewish joke, his audience interaction, quickness, everything. This man is one of the best comedians of this time tbh. His non-PC content (which I love) is the only reason he’s not more famous. He is a comedic genius.
Laughing at the coincidence that he didn't plan at the end and the Palestinian who quietly said "neither do we!" after the Hmong person said "we don't have a country". Added bonus, he had been teasing the Palestinian about maybe not having a country but the Palestinian seemed to admit it for more unplanned comedic effect that probably made Andrew laugh
I'm Palestinian 🇵🇸 I've watched this clip about 50 times, love Schulzy. You can tell he's one of the smartest people on the planet rn, as comedians usually are
@@theexception9307 I love Lebanon 😍 well you live in paradise compared to Iraq , Syria, Libya ,Yemen and Palestine I think those can feel the true pain .. God bless you all ❤❤
Growing up in an area that’s prevalent with Hmong people, I never thought that some people don’t even know about them. I mean our local high school has a class for just teaching the Hmong language
The reason why i love this dude so much is the fact that he doesnt go to the show with written jokes and just repeat them until everyone heard them. He makes a show just talking to his audience. That shows us that he is an actual comedian, he is the funny guy in the squad who is gonna snap a joke where ever when ever. He is so chill and friendly and just you know SNAPS A FUCKIN CAREER.
Andrew, Hmong people are awesome, very brave people with an amazing history (I’m not Hmong, just saying). Look it up, it’s super interesting. As for recent representation, the gymnast Suni Lee is Hmong and the Hmong community were lead characters in the Eastwood film Gran Torino. I love the Hmong people ❤️ from a fellow Asian American 🇺🇸
Upcoming Tour Dates
Tickets at TheAndrewSchulz.com
12/07/19 - SEATTLE, WA
12/08/19 - SALT LAKE CITY, UT
12/13/19 - VANCOUVER, BC
12/14/19 - EDMONTON, AB
12/20/19 - PHILADELPHIA, PA
12/21/19 - PHILADELPHIA, PA
12/22/19 - PHILADELPHIA, PA
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01/26/20 - BIRMINGHAM, AL
Scared of Memphis?
Clint Eastwood, Grand Tourino, he had hmong neighbours. Top movie.
Bro you should come to Saudi🇸🇦 😂
add a 12/12 Vancouver show, youll sell out a second night for sure! much love from Canada
When are you coming to saudi arabia
The dude is offensive without being offensive. How is that possible? And he is hilarious.
Because it's only offensive if you're offended
Yeah, roll the clock back a couple decades ago and virtually everyone could talk to each other like this.
Now you can't say anything without the Twitter mafia trying to ruin your entire life for having a sense of humor.
It's called being a talented comedian, people love to say "You can't say anything these days" You can, just be funny. Being a 14 year old edge lord talking shit on women and minorities is just isn't funny
@@FuckdasketsHOPassass I like that your example was kids, because kids should have the intellectual maturity of a 30 year old liberal who blogs opinion pieces all day in Kotaku and spends 14 hours a day on Twitter.
@@gordieallen6422 Rather not they have the mental age of a 30 year old liberal, liberals are nearly as bad, they are just conservatives who try to be your friend first.
" i heard a jew laugh real hard over there " good god that is hilarious
@PC Gamer DttV of to The Furnace
Sombrak 3002 what a plot twist
@@themanwithnoname2183 dude hit em with an epic troll and that cat bit
@sombrak 3002 wow 😂😂
@@Sombrak-tf6qk we do a little trolling
Adrew: laughts at his own joke
His legs: ight ima head out.
Dr1xt 😂😂😂
I peed my pants reading this
I tend to do that, as well.
Stand up and walk around while uncontrollably laughing 🤣🤣🤣
"lemme just wake em mufuckers up rq"
😂😂😂
"They're the Palestinians of Asians bro!" I've known about Hmong people for years and Andrew who just found out two seconds ago has already found a more perfect description than I could ever think of.
In all fairness there’s barely even 1% of us populating the US
palestinians are the palestinians of asia
palestine is in asia
@@whatonearth1688 do they exist fr
@@crimsonsolaris2140 even in Asia there's only a small population.
I've dated Hmong his family was from Laos.
No one:
Andrew: ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK
It's actually somebody backstage using a pepper grinder.
If he was chewing gum, it would be the ultimate proof he is not human.
@@jqd5 hahaha, I dont think people appreciate the simplicity of the humor you just imposed upon this comment section, funny
While thinking of the next punchline
Mars Attacks Martian: *"ACK!? ACK ACK ACK, ACK ACK ACK!!!"*
No one:
Andrew: what are you?
WTF are you?
Fr what are you tho
@@B-RaDD bangladeshi probably.... like me😂😂😂
@KUPOKutakPoly Good one.
Getting kind of old tbh
To be honest though Andrew really looks like all these nations: Jew, Arab, Greek, Italian, and Hispanic.
Edit: guys, he just said on a podcast (bad friends) he's Italian and he also believes his ancestors are Jewish. His wiki says one thing, he says another thing. But I guess he just has all kind of genes. So no need to argue. This simple comment went crazy lol
ZuhaLoveMusic Not Arabic.
@@svenskhast5632 he could definitely be arab, Lebanese, syrian, Jornan Moroccan, tunisian, or algerian, they got people that look like him, I'm Moroccan so...
I thought he was at first 🤷♂️🤦♂️
Morad Khaouda I live in Sweden so I prob see more Arabs than you do. Haven’t seen one that looks like Andrew. I’m sorry. But south European, Eastern European or Jewish, yes. Arabic not so much. Maybe there’s a couple of Arabs here and there that could have similar looks.
@@svenskhast5632 dude I AM Arab and I live with Arabs, and what westerners don't know is "Arab" is not a race, we come in all colors and shapes, Arabs in Lebanon and Syria and Jordan ect are mostly white, Arabs in the Gulf countries are mostly brown or black, Arabs in north Africa (where I live) are mixed, in the north the people are white and in the south they get darker.. And I definitely know Arabs that look like Andrew.
You know Hmong people if:
-you're living in a populated Hmong community (midwest, California, North Carolina)
-Gran Torino
-a medical student in midwest
-a travel enthusiast who loves to trek/backpacking in small villages in Asia
-Vietnam Veteran
-a farmer with an empty land for gardening, selling pigs or chickens
-or a 1/1,000,000 chance one picking one at a stand up comedy show
I met some 'yards once.
Or working in a Semiconductor.
Plenty Hmong here in Milwaukee, most Asians here I think.
gran torino is how i found out i think thats a pretty popular way
don't forget Minnesota
This is the most consistent comedian in making me laugh... im binging this shit
Delta StormZ me toooo! Right now! Lol
Same here
Try jeselnik
Metoo
Enjoy man
Came here hoping for them Andrew's weird funny ass laughing sounds. Wasn't disappointed.
he is fakeing it but still it make me:😂
02:23 - O.o
04:21 - O.o !!
Dude is too corny.
🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈
I think everyone was hoping for the opposite
No one:
Andrew: So has anyone ever told you
Your channel rules sir. Great content. Long time fan. Thanks!
Yooooooo taco stacks me and you literally watch the same stuff. Lol i love your channel man keep grinding!
I guess I’m behind times but why do comments have “No One:” at the beginning???
No one:
Andrew: So you’re *insert race here* right?
Rams_Lakers_4Life no offense to Taco but it’s gay. Lol. They are saying that no one is asking for whatever is being presented to them from below in this case Andrew’s line.
This kind of humor is outstanding. People are both laughing and learning at the same time. 👏👌🏼
Hmong Girl: We don't have a country
Palestinian: Neither do we
Andrew: Dies
😂 If only there was a Kurd there too
Lol love how he did it in a Mexican accent
@@lifeislife9749 Bruh Tibet is in China and Tibet is huge af
First time someone told me they were a Hmong I was beyond confused
palestine is real
no one:
Andrew : chechecheche
and blacks, I know first hand
first white person i ever heard do that lmao
It’s more like ACK ACK ACK
Kack kack kack kack
New song G Eazy - CheCheChe confirmed
I've only heard of Hmong people from Clint Eastwood's movie Gran Torino
.
Me too.
Most of us Hmong people are in the Midwest. Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan. Then we got big populations in Sacramento and Fresno.
Google Vietnam secret war. We helped out the US with that.
dude, just watched Gran Torino 2 days ago and shit i don't regret watching cause i'd be here wondering what hmong people would be
Same
“They got Christian Palestinians, have you heard of Jesus?” LOL
Jesus was not Palestinian, he was a Jew who was born in Bethlehem, and just because a Jew lived in that area it doesn't mean they are Palestinian, if sonthen there wouldn't be a beef between isreal and Palestine🤦♂️
Lmaooo
“Where are Hmong’s from”
“We don’t have a country”
And he immediately looks at the palestinian guys... got em
That's because they quipped out "neither do we". You can barely hear it but u it's audible if u know to listen for it.
Yo' im googling that shit!
@@PobresDeCuna Don’t google SUDS in Hmong people. It’s some paranormal shit.
That Jew was enjoying his time that day 😆
@@Jackie_Tikki_Tavi I legit didn't hear that until I multiplied my volume, but wow. Gotta love audience bonding like that, rebounding off *each other.*
“You’re from Pong? Is that near Ping?” Lmfao
well no one says its hard to make you laugh....
On that note, you wanna Ding Dong?
It’s the dumbest joke ever 😂😂😂
Yea that was a weak joke, the ping pong. The rest was good tho
No one:
Literally no one:
Andrew: DOLPHIN
I don't get this no one stuff...why is this funny?
"Pong?"
" is that near ping?"
I almost choked to death on my dinner lol
this guy takes the piss out of everyone. equality rules.
Mhm
“We don’t have a country”
The crowd writes the jokes for him!
We literally don’t. We started out in China but they tried to assimilate us into Chinese culture and committed genocide on us like twice so we dipped. Now we’re all spread out but most are in Laos, Thailand, or America.
@@crimsonsolaris2140 bro you threw genocide like it's nothing 😂
@@puneetmishra4726 bro, china throws genocide like its nothing.
That was awesome lmfao, it went right back at the Palestinian 😂
@@puneetmishra4726 not to mention that the French tried to do the same thing to us not long after
Hmong, or ‘Miao’ in Chinese, is an ethnicity that spreads over multiple countries in the East Asia. It is kind of like saying “I’m Celtic”, but it does not imply which country you are from, could be Britain, Ireland, France etc.
Thanks
Thanks dude...learnt something new today
Except they are originally from a single area, until Chinese occupation forced them to spread to different countries. There are a lot of Ethnic groups that are occupied by PRC, and are unrepresented today.
Gypsies in Europe
Dude's never been to Minnesota, apparently. Hmong are not rare here. They're mainly from Laos.
I love how he talks to them like they are his friends and not a crowd he has to entertain. Love it
“We dont have a country”
daps up the Palestinian
likes were 420. I FUCKED THAT RIGHT up
@@frizzybob With the buds in the background. Lol🤣🤣🤣
This is what my neighborhood growing up was like. Anybody and everybody, races, nationalities... and we all hung out and talked mad shit to and about each other. All racial shit talking and we all hung together and played sports and were great friends. The only rule? Be funny.
Same here
Facts
That sounds like my old school now ppl can't make race jokes no more without offending ppl man, miss the old days.
Facts broooo
I see nothing wrong with others acknowledging someone else’s ethnicity .
HMONG PEOPLE:
The Hmong people are an ethnic group in East and Southeast Asia. They are a sub-group of the Miao people, and live mainly in Southern China, Vietnam and Laos. They have been members of the Unrepresented Nations and Peoples Organization (UNPO) since 2007. :)
Good bot! I was looking through the comments for this info. Thank you kind sir or madam.
I thought i knew my asians, well you learn everyday they say
sjon888 Step up your Asian game playa.
They were also featured in Clint Eastwood's movie Gran Torino, if anyone's curious to see an American representation of this ethnic group.
@@natrone23 paio si di an cheng la pe lan chiao
His delivery while toeing the line is just incredible. Nevermind that it's also LIVE IMPROV 😭😭😭 SOOO GOOD
"i heared a jew laught over ther"😂
Isn't he Jewish?
@@Foodpermaculture As he said it I googled. To my surprise, no. I know Schulz from Guy code and thought he was Jewish.
Fix your fucking spelling
@@Noctua8 fix yourself first! You sound pissed over your dad not loving your ass. Not surprised though.
@Southern Fun quite a gay fantasy you got there. Are you a natural or rejections turned you around?
As a Hmong person I feel honored to have Schulz joke about us lmao
Edit: thanks for the likes and thanks to Andrew...I've watched this video about a dozen times and it still has me on the floor everytime
Nyob zoo tyler lol bro I so surprised by this video, he finally mentioned hmong lol
I guess all 10 of you should feel honored...0_0
I hope there’s a follow up episode from the same show where the lady kindly informs the audience of Hmong history. Amazed that a lot of people are unaware of Hmong people when they are tied to American history through the Vietnam war. An ally and appreciated. -Wisconsin
Ya'll was in Gran Torino with Clint Eastwood. I absolutely love that movie and the bitches was sexy af
@thesix107 Google up "Vietnam's Secret War". You'll know then.
Andrew's Palestinian has a Mexican accent at the end!
cuz of the flannel shirt, right :o
Cuz the Palestinians came through Mexico.
Captain Voluntaryist The Statist Slayer really? I’m palestinian
@@yazanarafat5997 he's joking.
Big Respect for the Hmong tho. They helped out the U.S. big time
How?
@@Figmentofyourimagination During the Vietnam war. A lot of them volunteered to fight for U.S. forces from Laos and Cambodia.
They don’t teach about the secret war in history books. My wife’s grandfather was a Captain at the age of 16 leading US troop through the jungles of Laos. His stories are amazing.
@@ekimnas427 sounds awesome
It's sad how a lot of them got left behind though....
Andrew isn't actually laughing, he's pretending to laugh while he thinks of a follow-up to the joke, it's like an illusion of quick-wittedness. Either way, this joke set itself up lmao, couldn't be more perfect, great job Andrew!
That’s what I said too lol
he is quick witted
Whats the point of this comment
No he's laughing because he actually found what he said to be funny. He comes up with this shit on the spot, so we kind of see his reaction to the joke too.
@@Hyp3rBee lol
“You’re like palestinian of asians!” Wow every word he says is so relavant. Classic schulz improv!
But Palestine is part of Asia. Middle East is not a continent it is part of Asia.
@@kamiskool3 ikr I went full bruh
kamiskool3 When ppl say “ asians” in america they typically mean east asian, but by technicality you’re right.
Also, the middle east isn’t just in Asia.
Egypt is in the middle east and it’s African
@@sjappiyah4071 Egypt ain't in the middle east it's in Africa
@@theworldoverheavan560 nah they consider parts of north Africa middle east
“A cross? They got Christian Palestines. You ever heard of Jesus?” I peed a little.
But Jesus was a jew
@colihon Jesus was in Palestine at times of his life yes? I don't get the point of your comment sorry
@colihon Palestine didn't exist the either... My point in saying Jesus was a Jew is because he was. He was not a Christian.
@colihon dude I think your smoking some heavy shit. Read a history book or something haha
@colihon what name calling? you are on something
I love how he constantly laughs at his own material it makes it so much more funny for me. I really enjoy is comic relief in these times of uncertainty and pandemics
He has to laugh, he's making it up on the spot. The only way not to laugh is to have rehearsed a set.
That's what makes this genuinely GOOD comedy: it genuinely ellicits laughter because of the surprise and spontaneity of the content.
" they got Christian Palestinians, ever heard of Jesus?" THANK YOU! people seem to turn a blind eye on that!
He was a Galillean Jew from Judaea. Not a palestinian.
@@HundredWingZ Jesus was born in Palestine, making him a Palestinian. Palestinians are the people living in the area between Phoenicia and Egypt ( today's Israel and West bank+ Gaza) this is according to ancient Greeks. Therefore, Palestinians are Jews, Christians, Muslims, agnostics, atheists, you name it. As long as you are from that land, you are Palestinian.
@@yyax04 Jesus was Japanese.
@@DontreadPimpBoy
Walky on water no jitsu.
@@DkKombo Disappointed.
This guy is so damn good, he insults everyone without actually insulting anyone
I’m the one in the flannel and also said the joke at the end lol
You the Arab he thought was Mexican. Haha kudos to you bro.
Stockton Slap yeah 😂
Must have been awsome to be part of the show! You were a great sport about it too dude.
Real King
what was the joke?
He unites a room full of different ethnicity. Something so wholesome
it's good to see white people not afraid to do racial humor.
Scott Allen hes latino
he sounds latinos like us. we aint afraid of humor. especially us mexicans.
@@ianholbert2631 he's white.
@@alexisortizgil5446 unless German/irish/scottish ancestry counts as Latino nowadays he white lol.
@@brownjatt21 Is that what he is?
LMAO the jew joke got me 😭😭😭
Sameeee 🤣
I remember Hmong from Gran Torino.
They sided with US during the Vietnam war, and so copped a lot of shit when the US left.
But many got a ticket to the USA. So there.
Wasn't it Korea?
@@PRodLyftz no. Vietnam.
Fought in some secret wars in Laos for the US too.
@@nickv1212 okurrr
He united everyone in that room in laughter. What a genius.
that's with every comedians genius
The look after "we don't have a country" killed me
The ending was fantastic. It all came together perfectly. 😂😂😂
“Now that was a good one.. VERY FUNNY” lol
some context, the hmong are a minority group spread across cambodia, vietnam, and laos. they are basically the kurds of asia.
What do you mean by kurds of asia? Did you mean kurds of iraq?
If yes... Bro.. Iraq is in asia...
@Matsumoto Outo ha ha... Ofc not... I have a better geographical knowledge btw.... Dont teach an asian about asia.. My friend
Kurds of East/South East Asia
There. Fixed it for you
@@biswakalyandash5325 Why Iraq? lol theres over 40 million kurds and over half live in Eastern Turkey,Syria and northern Iran (their ancestral land) but only 5-8 million live in Iraq. lol
"the have Christian Palestinians, have you ever heard of Jesus" ..
Love you from Palestine.
Is that a country?
Chokwe ashkenazi jews aren’t real Jews as Judaism descends matrilineally
@@KavemanLyrics Ive always wondered why that is, is that just what some jews believe or is that really in their doctrine?
Vinny they believe that. Your mother has to be Jewish.
@Chokwe I know it's actually crazy they took Palestine off the map, like legit
i’m hmong too LOL, the ending killed me 😂
Jenny Lor do we have u in new york 😂😂😂😂
Never knew about Hmong community. Just watched a whole documentary about them. Well, this wasn't so bad.
Im chinese but where is hmong
@Sal m idk my parent both are chinese and there u go and i have a chinese name too
@Sal m thx for the info btw
Ah, a real comedian....offensive, lovingly.
This is what comedy is about. I just saw him in New Orleans, great show. The wife had a BLAST!!!!!! Thanks, man.
This guy is amazing! Sharp, thoughtful, dark, well-prepared, professional, yet has such a homely vibe.👍👍👍
"Hey Mustapha, the front row is so cheap!!"
"No way! Buy it José!!"
20 minutes later:
"Mustapha" ? 😂😂
@@GrAffittoy Arabic name but damn it was a funny joke 🤣
@@seasesh4073 i have never met an arab named mustapha its mustafa or mustafah.(im from iran)
BallwrsGalaxy no one cares u Shia bastard
@@mohamedzabayrullahkakar6432 what a real gentleman you are, just light shining off you with your eloquent choice of words.
Do me a favour and take yourself to the bin please
Im Asian even I didn’t know what a Hmong was when I met one she’s like I’m Hmong I’m like ur what? Lol
Hey. You Chinese me Chinese.
What's Hmong? lol
@@harrislam lmfao
Im hmong. Hmong is basically chinese but most of us migrated to laos.
LMAO ya'll need to watch Gran Torino
by Clint Eastwood
damn y’all ain’t ever seen gran torino??? lmfao that movie fire. just clint eastwood being racist for 1 hour, and then being a hero, classic.
“You ever heard of Jesus?”
Lmaoo
Andrew’s crowd work is legendary!! Can’t wait to see him live.
"You're from pong? Is that near ping?" hahahah
You're bound to get a Geography, History, and Comedy lesson at one of Schulz's shows and I love it! He's the diplomatic ambassador the US needs lol.
"Captured the rarest Asian" just starts tying her up.
Kinky stuff
It's really nice for me to know that no matter how messed up my day is, I can always just come to your channel and laugh like a mad man. So thanks man, just thanks 😁
Best part of Saturday/Sunday mornings is these random uploads
"A member of a people living traditionally in isolated mountain villages throughout Southeast Asia."
well shit learned something new.
THANK YOU!!
And got to the states was because of the Vietnam war,
They are a part of 54 diffrent types of ethinicity in Vietnam as well
@@damienmiller4813 but we go way back in the Han dynasties or further back. To nearly.... 5,000 years or so.
Look up Aetas too. Black people in the Philippines
In the title of the video, he's talking about her like she's a Pokémon.
So rare, gotta catch em all!
Poke hmong
@@markwatney8641 😂
“You ever heard of Jesus?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀
I wish I was Christian in west
I was waiting for him to say to the Mexican, it's ""He-sus" in your neck of the woods"!
Her: we dont have a country
andrew: looks over and points at paletsinian, dying lauging
Lmao this killed me
Ugh this was too good. Palestine, Mhong.. hilarious, and how he connected the two with a joke👌🏽 and the Jewish joke, his audience interaction, quickness, everything. This man is one of the best comedians of this time tbh. His non-PC content (which I love) is the only reason he’s not more famous. He is a comedic genius.
*hmong
The most consistent comedian ever, not a single one of his clips failed to make me laugh
Dale from king of the hill to kahn: are you Chinese or Japanese?
Kahn: I'm Laotian from Laos.
Dale: So are you Chinese or Japanese?
Hank actually says that. Classic line though lol
There's more to it
Which ocean?
This dude is dying from his own jokes.
Fact
Laughing at the coincidence that he didn't plan at the end and the Palestinian who quietly said "neither do we!" after the Hmong person said "we don't have a country". Added bonus, he had been teasing the Palestinian about maybe not having a country but the Palestinian seemed to admit it for more unplanned comedic effect that probably made Andrew laugh
His impression of the Jew was so funny man omg.
Haha that's cause he's a Jew himself! It's in his blood. Perfect accent! 🤣
@@tofuguru941 im pree sure hes not jew, he said ppl often assume that bc his last name
@@tofuguru941 he's said many times he's not Jewish but everyone assumes he is because of the name Schulz, but his impression was hilarious regardless
Lol he's a Jew.
He's trolled all of you!
Whether he religious or not are two different things, but my man is a Jew
He sounds exactly like some of my Israeli friends with that accent it’s hilarious! 🤣
I'm Palestinian 🇵🇸 I've watched this clip about 50 times, love Schulzy. You can tell he's one of the smartest people on the planet rn, as comedians usually are
The joke is about a sad and heart melting situation but the Palestinian guy was a good sport
Most middle easterns are used to pain, so we're always down for someone who can make us laugh about it.
@@theexception9307 are you middle eastern ?
@@yourfriendlymintlemonade Yup. Lebanese to be specific.
@@theexception9307 I love Lebanon 😍 well you live in paradise compared to Iraq , Syria, Libya ,Yemen and Palestine I think those can feel the true pain .. God bless you all ❤❤
@@yourfriendlymintlemonade Absolutely. I feel pain for all of their suffering. Where are you from bro?
when the girl said “we don’t have a country” and he looked over at the palestinian guy 😂😂😂
This has to be the luckiest interactions, they set all the jokes up so perfect!
Dude I'm hmong and I'm literally laughing so hard right now.
There’s hella Hmong people in minnesota, they even have their own little strips full of Hmong businesses like Chinatown lmao
smokedoubt I was literally about to comment that lmao. I live in Minnesota and legit half my friends are Hmong
Same in Milwaukee.
Minnesota and for some reason Fresno CA has hella Hmong people
Minnesota, Ohio, and California phew Chile there’s a ton!
@@mochikiki Ohio? Whatchu know about the Ohio population? We small time compared to the other two places you listed. lol!
Damn Andrew, I'm Palestinian and i don't feel offended.. you made me laugh so hard 😂
🇮🇱❤️🇵🇸
Palestine will soon be free, and Jerusalem as its eternal capital of Christians, Muslims and Jews even though most of them seem to hate your guts.
زيك .. البني ادم هذا نابغة في الكوميديا 😂😂😂
@@michaeloliel9796 I'm Palestinian and I don't approve of this. F Israel and all it's supporters unless you vote for Meretez or Arab parties.
Im Hmong and im not offended. This is funny af lmao
Andrew's dressed up like he's about to change the oil in my car lol
Growing up in an area that’s prevalent with Hmong people, I never thought that some people don’t even know about them. I mean our local high school has a class for just teaching the Hmong language
We lost Patrice but we still have Andrew.
that was a genius comment
We lost Epstein but we still have andrew
Patrice spoke fluent dude. Andrew speaks fluent race.
YES... HE SAYS PATRICE IS HIS GOAT.... YOU CAN TELL.... AND HES A LITTLE MORE DARING... WHO THOUGHT THAT WAS EVEN POSSIBLE... LOL
You gona lose him lol
Everyone: stop saying no one.
No juan
@@the_gratefulgamer all the Juan's.
Every juan
Check out r/uselessnobody if you you reddit
Most annoying corny joke of all time
The reason why i love this dude so much is the fact that he doesnt go to the show with written jokes and just repeat them until everyone heard them. He makes a show just talking to his audience. That shows us that he is an actual comedian, he is the funny guy in the squad who is gonna snap a joke where ever when ever. He is so chill and friendly and just you know SNAPS A FUCKIN CAREER.
It’s because he does improv. Wich is literally making it up as you go. Wich is why he’s always talking to the audience.
just discovered this guy and went straight on his video marathons! this is gold!
For once there wasn't a murder in the front row...he's evolving into a higher life form.
2:24 is when my old ass car tries to start up in the winter
04:02 "We don't have a country" lol
Andrew: What is Hmong?
laoshu505000: Hold my beer
Lol only some will get it. RIP laoshu, what a legenddd. Will always remember him
@@droptopp3479 yessir, you're a real one for sure!
"It's okay, you'll get there one day!"
His Jew impression sounds like gru from despicable me!!
Great clip! One of the 1st true comedians to step out of the shadows in *quite a while!*
Best to you, keep it real!!🥰
The amount of knowledge you have 'impressive'. Very educated and it makes the show better!!! Thank you
I’ve not laughed this hard in years! Lmao you’re amazing!
1:01 Andrew's black laugh .
Windex laugh
@@Jay-jw4yi nah checkout Akaash's joke on black laugh .
@@sanket677 what do you mean Nah?
@@Jay-jw4yi nvm
Lol...so true
1:34 Alright, I'm now 100% sure Andrew is actually Waluigi.
Andrew, Hmong people are awesome, very brave people with an amazing history (I’m not Hmong, just saying). Look it up, it’s super interesting.
As for recent representation, the gymnast Suni Lee is Hmong and the Hmong community were lead characters in the Eastwood film Gran Torino. I love the Hmong people ❤️ from a fellow Asian American 🇺🇸
What happened yall got conquered by the Chinese like the Tibetans did or what?
@@flotnar2512 Ye I conquered them.
Yeah Hmong people are usually considered Mongolian. It gets annoying at times, but I get it. Pretty cool though. He found a rare Asian 😆
Hmong *we dont have a country*
Andrew looks at Palestinian
😂😂😂😂😂
Andrew is one of the few comedians that makes me laugh out loud.
4:38
capturing rare asians is killing your gains
Lol the athlean x reference
This dude crowd work is up there with the best. Top notch