As much as I feel bad for Geoff for his divorce, the conversation about him eating popsicles for dinner two nights in a row was exactly what I was expecting
Chef here, 15 years+ sharper the knife, the less you'll cry when it comes to onions. The reason you cry is the fumes from the liquid inside an onion. The reason the liquid comes out is because the dull knife breaks the onion. So therefore having a sharp ass knife will stop from crushing the onion.
Michael will start when they need him too, but fuck you if you think he will stop on a specific time. Once you get him started he will go until he is fucking done, no sooner.
Wow I don't think I've laughed so hard at anything for a while as I did with Jeremy's confusion and sadness towards the end. "Buttholes are the number one reason I don't think god exists" - Jeremy Dooley, 2017
One of my favorite things about this Podcast is hearing the members of the Broadcast Crew laugh so loud the mics pic it up. xD Hearing them laugh at what's going is just one of the best things!
Michael's imitation of Jeremy running someone over in GTA had me crying laughing from the audio alone. I thought I was going to crash my car. 2:10:35 for reference
There was so much interaction between them in this one. He pinches her cheeks, grabs her face and kisses her cheek. The hopeless romantic in me was running wild.
One of my favorite Off Topics ever. So many magnificent moments. On a serious note though, I hadn't realized Geoff and Griffin were getting a divorce. As a dude who is 5 months into his 1st divorce, Geoff I love you and I hope you get through this okay. It sucks a lot and nothing can change that but I hope for the best for you. I hope you remember how much joy you bring to us fans and try to direct a little of the the love we feel for you towards yourself.
Grape flavor is actually Concord grape flavor. I don't know why they chose those grapes to represent grape flavor. Just like banana flavor is of an extinct strain of banana. The more you know
Lies4aSinner No, he isn't. The flavor most people know as "artificial banana" is modeled after the Gros Michel banana, which was almost entirely wiped out by a banana blight a few decades ago. The banana we tend to eat these days is the Cavendish, which was mostly passed over before the blight.
To be honest Geoff's problem does not seem to be connected to age. It has to do more with stress. Generally when a male is dealing with large amounts of stress sometimes it creates a situation where they are unable to finish.
Poor Geoff. I just want to give him a hug. I hope he knows he is loved and that he learns to love himself and take better care of himself. I'm sure everyone at AH is there for him to help him get through this tough time.
This is why I love this podcast, these are my people. Just watched it today (sunday) and I swear the the whole actors lose weight conversation I had the discussion with my friends at my comic shop yesterday and we cleared all those points.
12:50 Isis/Iris and Anubis didn't have Horus. It was Iris and Osiris (Egyptian god of the Underworld). Anubis is the Egyptian god of the afterlife and mummification. And yes, I'm fun at parties. :)
I'm surprise all this stuff about Egyptian Gods and Michael didn't mention Yugioh?? Did everyone forget about slifer the sky dragon, God of Obelisk and Sun Dragon Ra???
DamuEmran Fun fact about Slifer the Sky Dragon, he’s actually supposed to be called Osiris the Sky Dragon but he was given the name Slifer as a Tribute to one of 4-kids producers Roger Slifer. Which by the way, that dude has the coolest last name ever.
David Wieneke dude how long have you watched AH? That's literally their relationship. They give each other shit constantly, they have the same, abrasive personality. Michael also constantly talks about the cute shit they do to each other
So I'm about 40 minutes in and all I can say is; Fuck, what I wouldn't give just to observe Lindsay and Michael for a week or so when they're alone. Just.... To see Michael do his thing. It'd be hilarious.
....Do people think I mean 'sex' when I say 'Michael do his thing' or something? I'd just love to see Michael annoy Lindsay, much like he does on this very podcast, but in full on mode. Because I think it'd be funny/cute. Not like I want to jerk off to it.
For some reason,the whole thing about Geoff not being able to say anything purposefully mean to try to hurt Millie melted my heart... ...Meanwhile,when we moved into the house I live in now,I knocked over a coffee pot belonging to the previous owner and spilt coffee everywhere and spent ten minutes being screamed at and belittled by my mother in front of the movers. Fun times.
In terms of the "Git Gud" discussion this is what I think: Wild Lands, not a popular enough game to gain enough views; Battlefield, too big of teams for their one squad to have an influence over the entire game; CoD I feel like could work, it's popular enough (which I assume it is, I mean it is CoD after all); and Rocket League, which is an insanely popular game, I don't like it all that much, but I can see the series working. In my opinion, I really want CoD Zombies to become a series, it has a dedicated fanbase and they have NoahJ456 under their umbrella who they can use to their advantage.. I know that's personal bias but I feel like I broke it down well.
The best way not to cry while cutting onions, is keeping them in the fridge. I started doing it like 7 years ago, and I will never go back. I have not cried cutting an onion since. There is also a "quicker" method to making it so that an onion doesn't make you cry. About an hour before you need to cut it, put it in a bowl of water and in the fridge. You won't cry then either.
I'm a cook in a very busy kitchen, and I often have to cut batches on 100+ large onions, and I can confirm that chewing gum, specifically mint or speremint are the best in my experience.
You gotta wait awhile Geoff, you're still hurting and getting used to things, just whatever you do, please don't drink. I don't want to see you go down that road again.
Talking about Santa and kids... my 5 year old went around his kindergarten class to tell each kid that Santa is not real and ten followed it up with the tooth fairy being a lie lol
Doesn't look like she likes it. This podcast and the one prior she puts her hand on her cheek to stop him from pinching her. It seems incredibly rude that she gets interrupted every time she talks because Michael pinches her. At least do it when she isn't speaking.
You can make ice cream really easily. Mix stuff into eagle brand sweetened condensed milk, then fold in whipped heavy cream. FREEZE IT, and poof. Ice cream.
As much as I feel bad for Geoff for his divorce, the conversation about him eating popsicles for dinner two nights in a row was exactly what I was expecting
He seems happy....like it does suck but atleast they was adult about it
What divorce? Did he and Griffon get a divorce or is he talking about his old wife?
Yes.Griffon and Geoff got a divorce
The easy way not to cry when cutting onions is simple. Don't form an emotional attachment to them.
Sharpen the knife
Wear swim goggles, the big ones that cover your nose.
I am not even joking. Works like a charm.
Seriously sharpen the knife. The cleaner the cut the less cell walls are destroyed spraying acid in the air
Try not to cut the root it’s what releases the pheromones that make you cry
Jeremy's dad needs to meet Geoff's mother so they can bond over how unimpressed they both are with their sons.
Little Bit Of Everything Is Geoffs mother legit not impressed with him? He’s probably more successful than anyone in his family’s history lol.
But Geoff ain't Alabama successful.
nicholis ling he has mentioned in the past that his mom doesn't like him
Then had to apologize in the next podcast because his mom found out.
Little Bit Of Everything lol, "sorry Mom". I'm sure that's not what he said but it just sounds funny to me that Geoff would have to apologize
“Assholes are the number one reason I’m convinced God doesn’t exist” - Jeremy
Molly Williams timestamp.
NothingYT 2:05:57
I fucking adore Michael being all lovey and smushy to Lindsey it's so freaking cute and nice to see that side of Michael
Lindsey and Michael interacting with each other is just too adorable
Chef here, 15 years+ sharper the knife, the less you'll cry when it comes to onions. The reason you cry is the fumes from the liquid inside an onion. The reason the liquid comes out is because the dull knife breaks the onion. So therefore having a sharp ass knife will stop from crushing the onion.
It makes me chuckle that other podcasts have a strict running time and Off Topic is all "nah fuck it, it'll run for as long as it'll run"
Pka has 3-5 hour podcasts
Michael will start when they need him too, but fuck you if you think he will stop on a specific time. Once you get him started he will go until he is fucking done, no sooner.
Yea they really get off topic
Frikin love when Lil J is in podcasts and stuff. He has good stories. Props Lil J.
I love the flow between these 4. I really extra like Trevor's humor with Lindsay's, too.
mariekt theres five people though
"Jack, fully nude, 'The game came out Friday.'"
2:05:04
"When my--when Griffon did the..."
That was legitimately disheartening.
:(
.... Woah....
RED MEDINA He definitely loves her still. It’s so sad.
Did I miss something what happened?
Its Jid Geoff and Griffon are getting a divorce
Michael is so adorable with Lindsey and I always love her reactions with him. So adorable! 1:04:06
Wow I don't think I've laughed so hard at anything for a while as I did with Jeremy's confusion and sadness towards the end.
"Buttholes are the number one reason I don't think god exists" - Jeremy Dooley, 2017
you know it's gonna be a good episode when it's nearly 3 hours long and Michael's making that fce in the thumbnail
"He does a lot of tongue stuff"
"So do you"
Well damn
Timestamp?
Samuel Cheffins 2:47
Its good to see affectionate Michael
One of my favorite things about this Podcast is hearing the members of the Broadcast Crew laugh so loud the mics pic it up. xD
Hearing them laugh at what's going is just one of the best things!
Michael's imitation of Jeremy running someone over in GTA had me crying laughing from the audio alone. I thought I was going to crash my car. 2:10:35 for reference
Trevor: She's going to be well armed going into school.
Me: ummm, you might want too .. um.... rephrase ... that.
Stream Intrupter Aleks nahh have you seen all those weapons in the AH Room? She's gonna have so many knives.
Stream Intrupter Aleks 🐄 🔪
Gavin git gud driving
when Michael pinches Lindsay's cheek at 18:32 my heart fucking melted!!!
I knowwww! It was adorable!
i mean.. there is a lot to pinch on that face...
There was so much interaction between them in this one. He pinches her cheeks, grabs her face and kisses her cheek. The hopeless romantic in me was running wild.
Jeffery Sparks Michael did the "I love you" pinch/smush in this one
and when he kisses her cheek at 1:30:28!! AHHHHHHHH! X3
One of my favorite Off Topics ever. So many magnificent moments.
On a serious note though, I hadn't realized Geoff and Griffin were getting a divorce. As a dude who is 5 months into his 1st divorce, Geoff I love you and I hope you get through this okay. It sucks a lot and nothing can change that but I hope for the best for you. I hope you remember how much joy you bring to us fans and try to direct a little of the the love we feel for you towards yourself.
I love the friendship Jeremy and Lindsey have
Jeremy silently questioning life throughout this video makes the whole thing...
Michael can't stop won't stop with those love pinches for Lindsay and I love it
I love the lighting round shirt, really sums up the atmosphere of their lets play's
Me: Sees cool beer mug*
I WANT ONE!
goes to RT store*
Sold out*
other people had the same idea lol
'Achievement Hunter mouth sounds' should be a song for the musical.
Grape flavor is actually Concord grape flavor. I don't know why they chose those grapes to represent grape flavor. Just like banana flavor is of an extinct strain of banana. The more you know
specialkman I knew the second one. Thanks for the first one
The banana isnt extinct people just dont eat it anymore
the phat michel banana?
are you fucking stupid? "extinct strain of banana" you fucking idiot
Lies4aSinner No, he isn't. The flavor most people know as "artificial banana" is modeled after the Gros Michel banana, which was almost entirely wiped out by a banana blight a few decades ago. The banana we tend to eat these days is the Cavendish, which was mostly passed over before the blight.
I love Michael and Lindsay together. My fiancé teases me similarily to the way Michael teases Lindsay.
To be honest Geoff's problem does not seem to be connected to age. It has to do more with stress. Generally when a male is dealing with large amounts of stress sometimes it creates a situation where they are unable to finish.
Their mythology talk hurt my soul. Iris and Isis are completely different deities, and Anubis is not the husband of Isis...
Note: Iris and Isis - Not the same deity. Iris - Greek Goddess of Rainbows. Isis - Egyptian Goddess of Magic.
God damn I love Goeff. I’ll marry you bud, c’mere.
Poor Geoff. I just want to give him a hug. I hope he knows he is loved and that he learns to love himself and take better care of himself. I'm sure everyone at AH is there for him to help him get through this tough time.
To the dude that makes the peach moonshine, keep it up, because the content is always better when they are a little bit tipsy
This is why I love this podcast, these are my people. Just watched it today (sunday) and I swear the the whole actors lose
weight conversation I had the discussion with my friends at my comic shop yesterday and we cleared all those points.
I saw Mr. Dooley and thought Jermeys dad was on.
18:32 Effin Adorable Alert
12:50 Isis/Iris and Anubis didn't have Horus. It was Iris and Osiris (Egyptian god of the Underworld). Anubis is the Egyptian god of the afterlife and mummification.
And yes, I'm fun at parties. :)
Isis and Iris are separate deities. If you want to compare Greek, Roman and Egyptian gods, it's more like Isis/Demeter/Ceres.
Oh, okay. Thanks for the clarification. It's been a while since I've talked about mythology.
No worries, they said it wrong and for a while I was confused cause I've never heard of Isis being the goddess of rainbow.
Brian B. Was looking for this comment before I made it good job keeping up with your mythology.
Why you say ur fun at parties like it's a bad thing?
Mr. Haywood's my father, Call me fucking insane.
Professor Genki Mr. Haywood is my father, call me Mad King 👑
Professor Genki You’re fucking insane
Call me Pubert
I'm gonna watch the whole two and a half hours, but you bet I'm absolutely going to fast forward the 10 seconds promoting the sale
The promotion for the sale is literally less than 3 seconds long.
At least it's not Lupe and located somewhere randomly in the video
Joke's on you, they promote the RT store in the podcast as well
It's 4 seconds. Wastes literally none of your time
I’m pretty sure this comment was sarcastic... I feel like everyone who replied didn’t get that...
1:53:02 Oh my gosh! I took that when I was younger. That stuff was amazing. I've thought about it before and never known what the heck it was
I’ve never seen Geoff that excited and it was all about BANANA POPSICLES 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Geoff Cam is a must if Rocket League is one! Adding a Non Participating Cam for the Git Gud series would be a great addition!
I'm surprise all this stuff about Egyptian Gods and Michael didn't mention Yugioh?? Did everyone forget about slifer the sky dragon, God of Obelisk and Sun Dragon Ra???
DamuEmran Fun fact about Slifer the Sky Dragon, he’s actually supposed to be called Osiris the Sky Dragon but he was given the name Slifer as a Tribute to one of 4-kids producers Roger Slifer. Which by the way, that dude has the coolest last name ever.
nicholis ling oh my god that explains the yugioh abridged joke of “Slifer the Executive Producer”
“ sun dragon ra” was based off the sun god ahkman ra. Who Trevor mentioned. With his staring into the sun comment at 11:00
I'd love to watch a video where Lindsay just explained stuff in history like that.
My god Michael and Lindsay are so fucking cuteeee
On video, the two hate on each other a ton but they definitely love each other so much.
David Wieneke dude how long have you watched AH? That's literally their relationship. They give each other shit constantly, they have the same, abrasive personality. Michael also constantly talks about the cute shit they do to each other
never seen Michael so affectionate towards Lindsay!!! nice!
Bring me back to Winter of 2017, Such better times
2:23:18 Big oof in 2020, Michael
From around the 2hr mark you can watch Jeremy progress through the 5 stages of grief
At 1.30.30 my heart melted Michael and Lindsay are just goals there so cute ❤️💛💚💙💜
SammieBoo 1:30:30
So I'm about 40 minutes in and all I can say is; Fuck, what I wouldn't give just to observe Lindsay and Michael for a week or so when they're alone. Just.... To see Michael do his thing. It'd be hilarious.
Ziorac creepy as fuck dude.
Ziorac stop it get some help
....Do people think I mean 'sex' when I say 'Michael do his thing' or something? I'd just love to see Michael annoy Lindsay, much like he does on this very podcast, but in full on mode. Because I think it'd be funny/cute. Not like I want to jerk off to it.
The only Real World show I would ever want to watch. Give us Real World: Austin
I'm so glad I'm not the only one who actually watched and enjoyed yu yu hakusho.
Geoff's got it all wrong, the rose-petals-on-the-bed equivalent for peeing during sex is just a bunch of asparagus all about the bed
For some reason,the whole thing about Geoff not being able to say anything purposefully mean to try to hurt Millie melted my heart...
...Meanwhile,when we moved into the house I live in now,I knocked over a coffee pot belonging to the previous owner and spilt coffee everywhere and spent ten minutes being screamed at and belittled by my mother in front of the movers.
Fun times.
Candice Westbrook Get over it.
Holy hell. Listening to Jeremy terribly explain Egyptian mythology is killing me slowly
hah, Michael's "my first mustache".
In terms of the "Git Gud" discussion this is what I think: Wild Lands, not a popular enough game to gain enough views; Battlefield, too big of teams for their one squad to have an influence over the entire game; CoD I feel like could work, it's popular enough (which I assume it is, I mean it is CoD after all); and Rocket League, which is an insanely popular game, I don't like it all that much, but I can see the series working.
In my opinion, I really want CoD Zombies to become a series, it has a dedicated fanbase and they have NoahJ456 under their umbrella who they can use to their advantage.. I know that's personal bias but I feel like I broke it down well.
omg when they talked about walking around on the east coast with the shadows I like bonded a little bit with them lol.
Off Topic really keeps me going on those shitty Sundays
It’s nice to that Michael is still really touchy with Lindsay
-Why wasn't it "Lightning Round Bitches!"
-Goeffs now a Bannanaholic
-Drunk Trevor is pretty funny.
I literally shed a tear when I heard about goeff
Dominic Barnes heard what?
DFed324 that he'd got divorced
I would LOVE a "Lindsay Explains" series omg
2:25 as a bass player I can confirm. Lots of shoulder exercises and crack
I love how you can watch Jeremy slowly get more and more uncomfortable while they're having the butt/fingering convo😂
So happy Geoff got smart and started to drink Diet Pepsi
The best way not to cry while cutting onions, is keeping them in the fridge. I started doing it like 7 years ago, and I will never go back. I have not cried cutting an onion since. There is also a "quicker" method to making it so that an onion doesn't make you cry. About an hour before you need to cut it, put it in a bowl of water and in the fridge. You won't cry then either.
As a bass player, I appreciate when people mention us :)
Right off the bat everything about playing bass that they said was wrong, gotta love AH
2ND YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF OFF TOPIC!!!
That Egyptian lesson hurt me at first. Isis married to Anubis please save me no
Conola oil on the knife before cutting an onion stops the fumes from escaping so fast and prevents or slows down the crying
This, this was a fun episode.
Checking out these Felix Gray glasses now... thanks for the recommendation AH!
Dang, last time I was this early Jeremy wasn't an alcoholic.
So never?
People from Boston can't stop being Alcoholics
Dominion Sorcerer And Geoff was.
Congratulations on another original joke
Cubsflims TheBandit025 you're not wrong
Michael with the Jim Halpert look at 59:51, awesome
"I'M EATING BANANA FLAVOR RIGHT NOW, HITLER" -Geoff Ramsay 2017
Took me forever to realise the German shepherd painting was not jar jar binks. Lmao 😂
As long as you don't break the root while cutting the onion your eyes won't water.
Sweet, only just finished the last podcast but looks like there’s another one waiting! :)
This was a good episode, I thoroughly enjoyed it
So Griffin got the house.
Shoutout to Geoff all things considered for staying on the wagon through all this.
I'm a cook in a very busy kitchen, and I often have to cut batches on 100+ large onions, and I can confirm that chewing gum, specifically mint or speremint are the best in my experience.
You gotta wait awhile Geoff, you're still hurting and getting used to things, just whatever you do, please don't drink. I don't want to see you go down that road again.
You can saw what ever but Geoff is a real Dad and a cool one.
Talking about Santa and kids... my 5 year old went around his kindergarten class to tell each kid that Santa is not real and ten followed it up with the tooth fairy being a lie lol
Michael’s being so affectionate with Lindsay in this it’s cute
Doesn't look like she likes it. This podcast and the one prior she puts her hand on her cheek to stop him from pinching her. It seems incredibly rude that she gets interrupted every time she talks because Michael pinches her. At least do it when she isn't speaking.
You just gotta love the random men in black reference 😂
those were some damn good edgar impressions at 9:09
They broke Jeremy with the butt stuff talk.
You can make ice cream really easily. Mix stuff into eagle brand sweetened condensed milk, then fold in whipped heavy cream. FREEZE IT, and poof. Ice cream.
Jeremy made this whole podcast 10 times better
2:03:22 I lost it whenever they faded Jeremy into frame!
Best series of 2017 is The Punisher hands down
Never got to believe in Santa because my grandfather was the local mall Santa
absolutely get gud in Battlefield 1. I would wath every minute of thos videos.