I appreciate the number of people she has inspired to do ukulele apologies, though. You know, the people who really don’t have anything to apologize for Edit: you know, the people who are like “I ate the last cookie from the cookie jar, so now I need to apologize” *pulls out ukulele*
I am fascinated by the fact that, despite the obvious struggle at playing the ukulele, this was still so much more musical than the original. We need more songs Jack!
First he steals Sssniperwolf’s invention of reacting, now he copies Colleen’s invention of apologizing? Don’t think we’re not into you Jack. Stealing everything. What’s next, my heart?
It's crazy because if she had just said sorry, so many people wouldn't even know wtf was going on. But her doubling down in the most absurd way has brought even more light onto the situation. I didn't even know who she was or what she did until the non apology video started getting dunked on by everyone
Can anyone give me a quick idea of what's going on? I haven't watched any of Jack's vids since my last account got banned and I lost all my subscriptions. I just remember that he existed like 5 minutes ago lol
@@gussampson5029 It's not really related to Jack specifically just look up the situation with another youtuber called Coleen, but long story short she was revealed to be a groomer and made a ukulele "apology" that was more of her saying it's just gossip
I was absolutely disgusted to hear that Jack was involved with what Schlatt did in 99’ but after hearing such a sincere and meaningful apology, I forgive him
The dulcet tones of the ukulele almost drown out the memory of the nationwide emergency alert broadcast when Jack [REDACTED] North Carolina while the Schlatt Rampage was [DATA EXPUNGED]
Saying "my manager told me not to talk about this so i decided to sing" is like saying "my mom told me not to put my hand on the hot stove so I decided to put my foot on it instead
Haha I think I worded my comment confusingly, I meant to communicate that Jack has not done anything terrible and thus is proof that it is easy to not get cancelled for doing something terrible because it's easy to just not do something terrible
@@TheOtherBoobJustDroppedI mean projared almost got his career destroyed by two false allegations and was only able to save it because the accuser he didn't have evidence against admitted to making it up before projareds response. My point is that even when you do nothing terrible you can still easily get cancelled if one psycho decides they don't like you.
Okay I know this is not the point of the video but seeing Jack as a relative beginner create a song on the ukulele is very comforting,,,,I'm trying to learn an instrument now and I often get discouraged because all I see on the internet is videos of perfection. So, watching Jack successfully perform a song despite the struggle was very uplifting.
That's pretty common, yeah. Seeing all the amazing things you can find on the internet can be discouraging. It focuses on the thing itself but never forget what you're seeing is the result of probably hundreds or even thousands of hours of doing it. Even if someone has natural talent they don't start as good as they could be if they keep going. Being bad at something is the first step to being good at something. It can seem like an insurmountable task but it's just one step at a time. If you always just look up and don't see the stairs in front of you it's easy to think you'll never get there but just keep going forward!
@@Grievous-nx3iu no, but it helps with composition and songwriting to an insane degree. somebody completely new to an instrument without any music theory training is gonna have a significantly different experience trying to write their first song on the instrument than somebody new to an instrument but who has an extremely solid foundational understanding of music theory (like jack does)
@p.z.arnott2329 it would be even wilder if instead of saying sorry in it he said "I refuse to say sorry or take any actual accountability, btw I'M the REAL victim here!"
I don't think u know how autotune works. There is no point in layering it. It is a vocal filter that you can apply once and adjust how much you're using, but there are no layers of it.
Jokes aside, that, “when you double down you’re bound to come off rude” was amazing. I come back to listen to this song quite a lot just for that. Keep up the amazing work Mr. Films🫡. Also sorry about SniperWolf.
1:19 This song is really interesting because this song is in the same key as part 5 of Jesus Of Suburbia and during the “when you double down you’re bound to come off rude” section, it has a similar chord progression as that part of Jesus Of Suburbia and the lyrics in that are “I don’t feel any shame, I won’t apologize”. I wonder if that was intentional. Either way it’s very funny.
It wasn't awful at all, it takes a lot of guts to make and express herself the way she did, if you had an ounce of comprehension you'd realise the things she said about the hate cancel culture is so true and quite deep.
@@half-soul8393 She literally made a song insulting the people she traumatized and groomed. No respect or sympathy for abusive behavior without apology.
@@Levleup She literally said that it wasn't her intention and she made a mistake for which she is sorry and changed her ways. What are you om about? Oh just on the toxic hate wagon train I suppose
Jokes aside, it's impressive that Jack learned Ukulele to play like this in only a few days. Feels like most uke players on youtube only ever use a handful of chords and call it a day.
LYRICS, because I'm not sure that anybody's posted them yet: [ VERSE 1 ] I'm sorry for being a silly little guy, I'm sorry for thinking ducklings can fly, I'm sorry you took it personally. I'm sorry you don't understand comedy, I'm sorry but I was so young then, only thirty-three, I'm sorry that you're obsessed with me. [ PRE CHORUS ] (Now,) Nobody's as bad as their worst mistakes, Nobody's as good as the claims they make, Nobody's got a heart that you can't break... [ CHORUS ] When you double down, you're bound to come off rude. (And that's hard to undo.) So say you're sorry and the world will move on. [ VERSE 2 ] I'm sorry for uploading giving birth in slow-mo, I'm sorry that it bothers you so much, bro, I'm sorry you feel that way. I'm sorry you feel burt-hurt, you little baby, I'm sorry but your kids approached me, "I'm sorry," is what my team told me to say. [ CHORUS ] When you double down, you're bound to come off rude. (And that's hard to undo.) So say you're sorry, Oh, all you gotta do is say you're sorry, Just say you're sorry and the world will move on! [ POST SONG ] *repetitive ukelele strumming* FU-
why is this unironically a banger? like Jack decides he wants to take the piss on the newest internet doofus and just bangs out an ass slappin finger lickin hootin and hollerin banger of a song in a week.
Here are the lyrics to the Sssniperwolf "apology" version. I doubt she even knows what a ukelele is, let alone knows how to play one, but maybe her editor can play it in the background: "I'm sorry that I just showed your house off, bro I'm sorry I told my simps where to go I'm sorry you thought that was a no-no I'm sorry you don't understand comedy I was only 31 back then, why can't you see? I'm sorry that you're obsessed with me Now, you're so wrong, I never made a mistake Nobody can give me copyright claims Nobody's got a house than I can't break And if you double-down I will come off rude We show up at your house, wyd I'm not really sorry But UA-cam will move on I'm sorry for uploading my videos I'm sorry it bothers you so much bro No I didn't just steal that line I'm sorry you feel butthurt you little baby I'm sorry, but the kids twerked, not me "I'm sorry" is what ChatGPT told me to say And if you double-down I will come off rude It's not like I'll lose any views I'm not really sorry I'd rather die than say I'm sorry I'll pretend I'm sorry And UA-cam will move on"
Last night I got into a fight with my girlfriend and we nearly broke up. Sent this song to her in the morning and now we have fully broken 👍 Thanks Jack
This is by far the best apology video I've ever seen. I can truly feel how sorry you are John. It's okay, we all forgive you. Mistakes happen and we all know you didn't mean to burn the orphanage down.
It is just great how all those comments came perfectly together to make actual lyrics, this was a million times better and accurately portrayed her and how she at least appears to be feeling towards the situation
Part of me thinks that the ukulele apology video was a blessing in disguise. If she had apologized and been genuine, we might still have children worshipping a predator. Gonna be hard to send children unsolicited porn in jail.
I’ve apologized publicly over 55 times and I must say.. this is exquisite Please let me know if this works out for you so I can implement these strategies into my apologies for a chance at being welcomed back into the public eye one day.
I saw this comment and "what did you do 55 times?" Then I checked out your channel...lol that really is hilarious, just apology after apology after apology...
If @treverfarted has a million haters, i’m one of them if @treverfarted has 10 haters, i’m one of them if @treverfarted has no haters, he reaches 100 apologies and was finally forgiven
The funniest part about this Coleen situation is she had such an easy out to just say "Sorry I used to be creepy and weird and made that fan uncomfortable" and everyone would've moved on but then she did what she did and we'll never forget
lyrics cuz nobody did it Sorry for being a silly little guy Sorry for thinking Ducklings can fly Sorry you took it personally Sorry you don't Understand Comedy I'm Sorry but I was so young then, only 33 Sorry that you're obsessed with me Nobody's as bad as their worst mistake Nobody's as good as the claims they make Nobody's got a heart that you can't break But when you Double Down You're bound to come off rude And that's hard to undo So say you're sorry and the world will move on I'm Sorry for uploading "giving birth in slow mo" I'm Sorry that it bothers you so much bro I'm Sorry you feel that way I'm Sorry you feel butthurt you little baby I'm Sorry but your kids approached me! "I'm Sorry" is what my team told me to say When you Double down You're bound to come off rude And thats hard to undo So Say you're sorry Oh All you gotta do is say you're sorry Just say you're sorry And the world will move on!
I can’t believe Jack destroyed our crops, poisoned our water supply and sneezed in our children’s eyes just to give us this apology…. I forgive him.
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Well, he didnt,,, but are we just gonna wait until he does?!
wait so he did all that just to have something to apologize for? based??
I thought he delivered a plague unto our houses
HE DID??!?!
The fact that Colleen's video has inspired many creators to never do a shitter apology than her is astounding
I appreciate the number of people she has inspired to do ukulele apologies, though. You know, the people who really don’t have anything to apologize for
Edit: you know, the people who are like “I ate the last cookie from the cookie jar, so now I need to apologize” *pulls out ukulele*
I would be genuinely impressed if someone managed to make a worse apology than hers
@@alexreid1173 Bro even edp445 had a better apology lmao
It’s been a while since I’ve seen something as influential in UA-camr circles
@@Vambrayseedp445 only apologized because Coleen lowered the bar
I am fascinated by the fact that, despite the obvious struggle at playing the ukulele, this was still so much more musical than the original. We need more songs Jack!
Jacksfilms has a degree in music theory, unlike a certain ukulele-playing groomer...
@@nero9506instead of Colleen being on waitress on broadway he should’ve been on there instead
Well the bar was so low compared to Colleen's that it's a tripping hazard in hell.
She did that annoying cord loop that every uke song seems to have
@@anothercub6958”the bar is so low that it’s a tripping hazard in hell” 2k23 - I’m stealing this
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I appreciate that Jack actually took the time to write a song that uses real structure and chords other than the basic C G Am F
And learn to play the ukulele in a week. Well done, Jack!
She really shouldn't have been playing in A minor, that's how she got here in the first place
@@dentedavocado clever
Wait, there are chords other than C G Am D? I've been lied to by the internet!
You mean F major.
Jack managed to apologize more in 2 minutes than Colleen did in her 10 minute video lmao
COLLEEN IS MF SELLING THE SONG TOO LIKE WHAT😭
@@ClassicGameFire WHAT
@@confused72 the OG one on apple music got taken down but it was on apple music
The apology video that has no apology but for some reason does have a chorus
@@ClassicGameFire and copyright striking youtubers who used her "song" in their videos
It's okay, Jack. We all forgive you for going up to blind people and saying "You can't see me"
#JackGang4Lyfe !!!!!!!!
don’t forget about him saying why u no speak a da english
Don’t forget when he asked can you read braille to deaf people
And asking deaf people if they can hear the music
Ignore the haters and dislikes
Sssniperwolf after doxxing jack:
This implies that she is capable of feeling shame
no this is too much effort
She holds to much of a grudge to ever do this, and we all know she doesn't have the skills to do this.
Can we just appreciate the vibrato at 1:19
Yo! Is that the real TheRealSullyG in the JohnMovies’ comment section?!?!?
Wowsers yowsers!
SULLY!!
right??? sounded great
@@nickwing7894youwza wowza! yowza whaaaa?
Who said they weren't appreciating it
First he steals Sssniperwolf’s invention of reacting, now he copies Colleen’s invention of apologizing? Don’t think we’re not into you Jack. Stealing everything. What’s next, my heart?
into??
@@sashka9399 you aren't?
@@ForestMastrit’s the forehead probably
This comment is perfect
@@nickwing7894 yeah
I personally don't think that Jack should have to apologize for taking an entire nation hostage via a nuclear crisis. It was for the vine, lol.
He did say
It's just a prank
It's totally okay after that
he's just a silly little guy after all
He only should be for not saying bazinga! At the end
“It was a canon event!”
It was just a prank bro
It's crazy because if she had just said sorry, so many people wouldn't even know wtf was going on. But her doubling down in the most absurd way has brought even more light onto the situation. I didn't even know who she was or what she did until the non apology video started getting dunked on by everyone
She basically reminded me that Miranda Sings used to be a big thing on UA-cam in the absolute worst way possible :U
Can anyone give me a quick idea of what's going on? I haven't watched any of Jack's vids since my last account got banned and I lost all my subscriptions. I just remember that he existed like 5 minutes ago lol
@@gussampson5029 It's not really related to Jack specifically just look up the situation with another youtuber called Coleen, but long story short she was revealed to be a groomer and made a ukulele "apology" that was more of her saying it's just gossip
Guess you're also hopping on the "🎶toxic gossip train🎶"🤣
Colleen Ballinger seriously Streisand-ed herself with her actions this year.
"Nobody's as bad as their worst mistake. Nobody's as good as the claims they make." Masterfully put, bravo.
It's okay, Jack. We forgive you for all the atrocities you've committed against Nepal.
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and the flag is still the same (im nepali lol)
@@EEEEEEEE out of all the languages in the world, you decided to speak facts
Oooo a Nepal joke, it’s been a while… they really did go silent after he fixed the flag huh
I ain't anywhere near old enough for that one please explain.
I was absolutely disgusted to hear that Jack was involved with what Schlatt did in 99’ but after hearing such a sincere and meaningful apology, I forgive him
why is “Schlatt” everywhere nowadays? It's not like “He” did “it” again, right?
@@Crinlaskjust search up the day after his second birthday
The dulcet tones of the ukulele almost drown out the memory of the nationwide emergency alert broadcast when Jack [REDACTED] North Carolina while the Schlatt Rampage was [DATA EXPUNGED]
am I dumb, I can’t see why “Schlatt” is being mentioned in this Jacksfilms comment section
this is funny but the fact that there are people who genuinely have this line of thinking is scary lol
Saying "my manager told me not to talk about this so i decided to sing" is like saying "my mom told me not to put my hand on the hot stove so I decided to put my foot on it instead
"No one is bad as their worst mistake."
That hit in the feels. I'm keeping that, thanks, and sorry.
Okay, but it's not true. There was this German painter guy that made some bad mistakes, and I'm pretty sure he was as bad as them.
@@aknightofislamicarabia5543 Why, oh why does every question manage to sneak in Hitler in the comments? But yeah, he really sucked. Good point.
@@AidanDaGreat I just thought it was funny to bring him up. I actually don't have an issue with him. Good day!
@@aknightofislamicarabia5543 You too! Sorry if I took the joke too far, buddy. =)
@@AidanDaGreat No worries.
It's okay, Jack. We forgive you for peeing all over the couch and blaming it on the dogs.
But will Erin?
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Amber Heard vibes
i mean who hasn't
We need to get her a restraining order keeping her 100 feet from any ukelele for now on.
As a Hawaiian I say we extend restraining order this to all white Millennials who have little to no respect for our culture lol
😂
Keep her 100 ft away from any children, that's a better idea.
Who is this parodying
@@LJW1912Oh, I wish I were you.
The answer is Miranda Sings
The fact that he said „excuse me” after burping in the start of the video already makes it better than 97% of apology videos
The burp in the beginning was more genuine than the whole of Colleen's apology.
I'm glad Jack hasn't lost his lyrical talent in his ripe old age of 33.
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
really thought he was pushing 50 ngl
@@unfortunatelyharry - His fivehead adds like 15 years though
Did you buy ukulele and the dog just for this 1 minute video? I say worth it. All sins forgiven!
Man's a musician at his core so yeah he'd do it just for the bit
nah he used to play the uke before this
@@schlawgmyherohe should have brought back the flying v ukulele
@@70sman He tried looking for it once and couldn't find it
New to the channel, huh? That ukulele used to appear a lot.
"nobody's as bad as their worst mistake, nobody's as good as the claims they make, nobody's got a heart that you can't break". POETRY
Jack parodied Lia’s apology to him before she even “wrote” it
It’s actually quite nice to hear Jack singing by himself unedited for once, he has a pretty nice voice honestly
If I had to guess he's gotten better, if not, he's gotten less self-conscious over time. Or just better at hiding it. All of these work
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it brought me back to the olden days when he did more music stuff 🥹
not really but its also not awful to listen to
Jack should be sorry for not using the old pink ukelele
I thought he said he couldn't find it in a yiay
That would've been wonderful. But now we can only dream
@@Skokapusunforgivable
Autotune Jesus has been sitting in his basement for eight years
literally the first thing i thought lol i haven't watched his stuff in years i miss her (the old pink ukulele) now
It's okay, Jack. We all forgive you for screaming "I'm about to yassify this place" on a tiktok live at my sister's funeral.
i- i'm sorry that happened oof
This may be my favorite thing we're forgiving Jack for.
it's only been 3 months but 0:28 has aged phenominally
i personally forgive you for killing the archeduke back in 1914
I love your profile pic ;-;
Best one😭😭
@@AutumnIsFalling331 thank you omg i was thinking of changing it but i liked it too much
So he was responsible for the invention of anime. Unforgivable.
omg when is he gonna come back to bosnia smh 🙄 europe tour when?
It’s fine, Jack. It’s not like doing a kickflip over 33 shepherd pups and landing on the only ones that weren’t dead was a bad thing anyway.
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Jesus Christ, man XD
I mean that takes some real skill to pull off
My dark humor is having a field day with this comment section.
Jack is living proof that even when you’re a famous UA-camr it’s pretty easy to not get cancelled for doing something terrible
Has he done something terrible? How does he prove it? (just confused, not correcting or doubting you!)
Haha I think I worded my comment confusingly, I meant to communicate that Jack has not done anything terrible and thus is proof that it is easy to not get cancelled for doing something terrible because it's easy to just not do something terrible
@@TheOtherBoobJustDroppedI mean projared almost got his career destroyed by two false allegations and was only able to save it because the accuser he didn't have evidence against admitted to making it up before projareds response.
My point is that even when you do nothing terrible you can still easily get cancelled if one psycho decides they don't like you.
SniperWolf has strengthened this comment.
@@ThighFish what can I say, I’m ahead of my time
Now to send this to sniperwolf so she can give Jack an "authentic" apology
This is the most song ever. The instruments were played, the singer sang, and the listeners listened. Absolutely a music
Truly is the song ever
the listeners langed*
most comment ever
This is can listen forever. This song could win a grammar.
This is the best song every : )
*me committing crimes right before my 30th birthday*
I'M SORRY! I WAS IN MY 20'S!
I feel that (I’m not in my 20s yet)
@@StacksDaGr8 Commit crimes right before your 20th birthday and say "I was a teenager back then"
@@calxcalibur But sir 19 is a legal adult
Hello MattShea the guy who boil other people entrails
MATTSHEA?! I always thought you and Jack sound similar!
Ok but why is this song legit good
Aged like fine wine
It’s weird how this sounds infinitely better than Colleen’s song
FR THIS GOES HARD
It's so good fr
TOXIC GOSSIP TRAIIIIIIN 🗣️🗣️🗣️
Because he’s still more sincere than Colleen ever will be lol.
That gossip train hook is tough though I’ll give Colleen that
Well, if that didn’t convince you to forgive Jack for running over 6 kids with his 1997 Chevy Tahoe, I’m not sure what will.
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Stalkerwolf better make an apology with a ukulele!
Stalkerwolf? That's good XD
This is hundreds of times better than Colleen Ballinger's apology song and that's not even a joke.
Unlike the other ukulele apology, this one is officially Polynesian approved! 10/10 ukulele apology 🤙🏼🌺🎶🎵🎼
As someone who's ENCHANTED by the live music in Bora Bora and Mo'orea each time I'm fortunate enough to visit, this means a lot ❤
As someone who lives close to Polynesia, I back up that support!
As a Portuguese guy (fun fact, the Ukulele was based on the Portuguese cavaquinho), this is definitely approved.
As a jew idk what to say cool song 😂
@@hyperhero2I feel like this is the same as saying oh my neighbor is black so I can say the n word lmao
0:36 hit in the feels forreal 😢
Hah first reply to ROOOMIE
In this video, we're gonna be ranking the top 2 youtuber ukulele apology videos. Number one, jacksfilms. Number 2, the other one.
facts
What's the secret you're trying to contain?
Haha I can name some one who is
0:33 honestly just sounds beautiful
Okay I know this is not the point of the video but seeing Jack as a relative beginner create a song on the ukulele is very comforting,,,,I'm trying to learn an instrument now and I often get discouraged because all I see on the internet is videos of perfection. So, watching Jack successfully perform a song despite the struggle was very uplifting.
That's pretty common, yeah. Seeing all the amazing things you can find on the internet can be discouraging. It focuses on the thing itself but never forget what you're seeing is the result of probably hundreds or even thousands of hours of doing it. Even if someone has natural talent they don't start as good as they could be if they keep going. Being bad at something is the first step to being good at something. It can seem like an insurmountable task but it's just one step at a time. If you always just look up and don't see the stairs in front of you it's easy to think you'll never get there but just keep going forward!
didn't jack minor in music theory?
@@kingkohwulI think he did, but musical theory doesn't necessarily translate to natural talent at learning an instrument
@@Grievous-nx3iu no, but it helps with composition and songwriting to an insane degree. somebody completely new to an instrument without any music theory training is gonna have a significantly different experience trying to write their first song on the instrument than somebody new to an instrument but who has an extremely solid foundational understanding of music theory (like jack does)
I thought you'd be unforgivable, but that ukulele is really convincing
And it was definitely brief and to the point. Can you imagine it being 10 minutes long? That would be insane
@p.z.arnott2329 it would be even wilder if instead of saying sorry in it he said "I refuse to say sorry or take any actual accountability, btw I'M the REAL victim here!"
A ukulele makes everyone more convincing. Lol
It’s honestly really nice to hear Jack’s singing voice when it’s not covered in layers of autotune.
I don't think u know how autotune works. There is no point in layering it. It is a vocal filter that you can apply once and adjust how much you're using, but there are no layers of it.
@@ajayr1383hey friend i think theyre talking about a heavy autotune effect, not literal autotune layers that you can stack like pancakes
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@@ajayr1383but you can add multiple voice/audio tracks on top of each other. That's what they're telling about
@@EEEEEEEE e
"Nobody's as bad as their worst mistake" are actually really good words to live by
Jokes aside, that, “when you double down you’re bound to come off rude” was amazing. I come back to listen to this song quite a lot just for that. Keep up the amazing work Mr. Films🫡. Also sorry about SniperWolf.
The crazy thing is your song, from a musical standpoint, sounds soooo much better than Colleen’s and she’s a literal professional 😂
Isn't she just a UA-camr like Jack?
@@izzyxblades but Jack out-UA-camd them somehow
Exactly! That's what I'm saying!
She was doing the same ol up down strum with the same singing voice and same chords it was the most plastic riff of all time
@@izzyxbladesyeah, except she’s played the uke for years while Jack picked it up just to absolutely destroy her (successfully).
This is fantastic, a satire, a parody, an original song, a commentary and a YIAY all wrapped into one, how does he do it!?
By uploading a video
I forget that Jack has a nice singing voice sometimes
1:19 This song is really interesting because this song is in the same key as part 5 of Jesus Of Suburbia and during the “when you double down you’re bound to come off rude” section, it has a similar chord progression as that part of Jesus Of Suburbia and the lyrics in that are “I don’t feel any shame, I won’t apologize”. I wonder if that was intentional. Either way it’s very funny.
I love how there’s more chords and musicality in this than the original
I'm pretty sure he used the same chords as "We're All Just Assholes Talking To A Camera." 🤣😂🤣😂
Colleen's awful apology was the perfect excuse for Jacksfilms' musical skits to return.
It wasn't awful at all, it takes a lot of guts to make and express herself the way she did, if you had an ounce of comprehension you'd realise the things she said about the hate cancel culture is so true and quite deep.
@@half-soul8393 lmao
@@half-soul8393
She literally made a song insulting the people she traumatized and groomed. No respect or sympathy for abusive behavior without apology.
@@Levleup She literally said that it wasn't her intention and she made a mistake for which she is sorry and changed her ways. What are you om about? Oh just on the toxic hate wagon train I suppose
@@half-soul8393 this has to be parody
mmm this video will age really well with the stuff happening rn,
hope you're still safe out there Jack
It sure will. Situation is sad. UA-cam is bad. It might makes us all go mad.
That chorus was genuinely beautiful
Jokes aside, it's impressive that Jack learned Ukulele to play like this in only a few days. Feels like most uke players on youtube only ever use a handful of chords and call it a day.
jack minored in music theory so Yea I think he knows a few chords
That's some dedication to the bit. I wonder if it will become a thing, you can do some crazy songs on the Ukulele.
Jack has made songs on the ukulele before. Used to have a pink one iirc
@@the1exnayit was just a prop, he just had a midi playing over it
@@parknich081 wait really? Damn that just made my world start crumbling
I'm waiting for the Sssniperwolf verson now lmao
Foreshadowing be like:
I know we're only supposed to roast Jack in these comments, but damn dude, you can actually sing! Nicely done!
He’s a musician at his core lol
@@lifinale magician*
Always has been
You must be new here
This is tragically depressing for older jack fans, that hes somehow no longer known for this
This is not only a better apology than Coleens, but also a significantly better song
but he didn't put his apology on CD Baby and make even more of a profit off it #dumbassmove 😂🤣😂🤣
@@harlemosborne744 Yeaah, rookie mistake on JJacksfilmSS' part.
I like how this parody song sounds ten times better then the song it's trying to parody.
@@gummythegummybear it was a shitty apology song by a scumbag UA-camr
It was Colleen's apology
LYRICS, because I'm not sure that anybody's posted them yet:
[ VERSE 1 ]
I'm sorry for being a silly little guy,
I'm sorry for thinking ducklings can fly,
I'm sorry you took it personally.
I'm sorry you don't understand comedy,
I'm sorry but I was so young then, only thirty-three,
I'm sorry that you're obsessed with me.
[ PRE CHORUS ]
(Now,)
Nobody's as bad as their worst mistakes,
Nobody's as good as the claims they make,
Nobody's got a heart that you can't break...
[ CHORUS ]
When you double down, you're bound to come off rude.
(And that's hard to undo.)
So say you're sorry and the world will move on.
[ VERSE 2 ]
I'm sorry for uploading giving birth in slow-mo,
I'm sorry that it bothers you so much, bro,
I'm sorry you feel that way.
I'm sorry you feel burt-hurt, you little baby,
I'm sorry but your kids approached me,
"I'm sorry," is what my team told me to say.
[ CHORUS ]
When you double down, you're bound to come off rude.
(And that's hard to undo.)
So say you're sorry,
Oh, all you gotta do is say you're sorry,
Just say you're sorry and the world will move on!
[ POST SONG ]
*repetitive ukelele strumming*
FU-
Intro: down good girl stay, this one’s for you chip, and no one else.
@@DylanHub*burps* 'scuse me
We forgive you John, excited for you to come back after this with *just* a clothing haul
john
he better
why is this unironically a banger? like Jack decides he wants to take the piss on the newest internet doofus and just bangs out an ass slappin finger lickin hootin and hollerin banger of a song in a week.
The youtube algorithm knows what's up...
Sssniperwolf gonna steal this for her apology vid
Stealing is the only thing she is not usless at
Jack hits both "but when you double down, you're bound to come off rude" perfectly he could genuinely be a really good singer
He used to do music
Remember guys, the goal of his content is always to entertain #jackgang4lyfe
Lol.
colleen screaming ITSJUSTAPRANKBROITSJUSTAPRANKBRO while i smash her ukulele into a thousand pieces
"I am sorry for saying "You can't see me" infront of blind people"
Bro, Jack is such a King
#JacKing4lyfe
Aged like fuckin wine
Here are the lyrics to the Sssniperwolf "apology" version. I doubt she even knows what a ukelele is, let alone knows how to play one, but maybe her editor can play it in the background:
"I'm sorry that I just showed your house off, bro
I'm sorry I told my simps where to go
I'm sorry you thought that was a no-no
I'm sorry you don't understand comedy
I was only 31 back then, why can't you see?
I'm sorry that you're obsessed with me
Now, you're so wrong, I never made a mistake
Nobody can give me copyright claims
Nobody's got a house than I can't break
And if you double-down
I will come off rude
We show up at your house, wyd
I'm not really sorry
But UA-cam will move on
I'm sorry for uploading my videos
I'm sorry it bothers you so much bro
No I didn't just steal that line
I'm sorry you feel butthurt you little baby
I'm sorry, but the kids twerked, not me
"I'm sorry" is what ChatGPT told me to say
And if you double-down
I will come off rude
It's not like I'll lose any views
I'm not really sorry
I'd rather die than say I'm sorry
I'll pretend I'm sorry
And UA-cam will move on"
This made my day 😂
Lmfao 🤣, this is gold
"Sorry that YOU thought it was wrong"
this is so sniperwolf
this is absolutely stellar
Last night I got into a fight with my girlfriend and we nearly broke up. Sent this song to her in the morning and now we have fully broken 👍 Thanks Jack
And they say romance is alive. Jack truly is THE human of all time, keep it up jack!
How did you manage to make a better chord progression than Colleen’s 💀💀💀
He actually minored in music theory! :O
@@cosmiicpeach121 true
Colleens chord progression was from Hamilton 💀
@@Jjules48Please. I don't want Hamilton ruined for me by a groomer
@@Lostflightwarriorcats Lmao
When a comedy skit has better lyrics, singing, ukulele skills AND apology then a PROFESSIONAL u got a problem
it's so cute seeing him get more and more comfortable and less and less nervous theoughout the video
This is by far the best apology video I've ever seen. I can truly feel how sorry you are John. It's okay, we all forgive you. Mistakes happen and we all know you didn't mean to burn the orphanage down.
It was just a prank bro.
oh my god thank you for finally taking accountability jack a true hero
Wow. This is genuinely a bop.
Today, in videos that have aged like fine wine
Unironically one of Jack's best vocal performances 👀
that spicy chord at 0:45 made me remember that jack is unironically a great musician but chooses to do shit like this lmao
It is just great how all those comments came perfectly together to make actual lyrics, this was a million times better and accurately portrayed her and how she at least appears to be feeling towards the situation
Sssniperwolf's apology be like:
HOW DID I MISS THE FACT THAT JACK CAN SING
i mean, theres so many songs on this channel that its pretty hard to miss
I will refer you to his classic Christmas single, “Jingle My Bells, Baby”
if this is singing then im drake
With the amount of apology sketches Jack has done by now, he's gonna drop an actual apology one day and no one's gonna notice
Can we all appreciate Jack's sincerity? He clearly popped off a nail or two with those strings ❤❤❤
Part of me thinks that the ukulele apology video was a blessing in disguise. If she had apologized and been genuine, we might still have children worshipping a predator. Gonna be hard to send children unsolicited porn in jail.
I’ve apologized publicly over 55 times and I must say.. this is exquisite
Please let me know if this works out for you so I can implement these strategies into my apologies for a chance at being welcomed back into the public eye one day.
I saw this comment and "what did you do 55 times?" Then I checked out your channel...lol that really is hilarious, just apology after apology after apology...
You're probably the only person in my life who I met once in the comment section and instantly subscribe to
Huh... you weren't kidding... huh
If @treverfarted has a million haters, i’m one of them
if @treverfarted has 10 haters, i’m one of them
if @treverfarted has no haters,
he reaches 100 apologies and was finally forgiven
The funniest part about this Coleen situation is she had such an easy out to just say "Sorry I used to be creepy and weird and made that fan uncomfortable" and everyone would've moved on but then she did what she did and we'll never forget
well, isn't this just ever more applicable
Legitimately good advice in the form of a shitpost, this is why we love you Jack
It's okay, Jack. We forgive you for saying "That's-a spicy meat-a-ball!" in front of a burn victim.
finally someone who can take accountability for their actions and be entertaining
unironically this is incredibly impressive for only being a week's worth of learning ukulele, nice work! and i do not forgive you
lyrics cuz nobody did it
Sorry for being a silly little guy
Sorry for thinking Ducklings can fly
Sorry you took it personally
Sorry you don't Understand Comedy
I'm Sorry but I was so young then, only 33
Sorry that you're obsessed with me
Nobody's as bad as their worst mistake
Nobody's as good as the claims they make
Nobody's got a heart that you can't break
But when you Double Down
You're bound to come off rude
And that's hard to undo
So say you're sorry and the world will move on
I'm Sorry for uploading "giving birth in slow mo"
I'm Sorry that it bothers you so much bro
I'm Sorry you feel that way
I'm Sorry you feel butthurt you little baby
I'm Sorry but your kids approached me!
"I'm Sorry" is what my team told me to say
When you Double down
You're bound to come off rude
And thats hard to undo
So Say you're sorry
Oh All you gotta do is say you're sorry
Just say you're sorry And the world will move on!
FUC-
Thank you ❤
it’s nice that even between the joke lines from yiay answers, there’s still a very clear message to be heard through the chorus
"im sorry but i was so young then, only 33" line hit so hard
I genuinely want a studio quality version of this it’s surprisingly catchy
How is this unironically way fucking more of a bop?
I've seen doubling down ruin people when a simple apology would've saved their internet careers, this song is so real.
"say you're sorry and the world will move on" is pretty fire