@@mingus445_gaming Everyone is hectically yelling spots and reloads. Grenades are attached to velcro. Enemies are trained to hear for the sound of velcro to know for grenades. Activate this technique as you detach grenade to prevent enemy knowledge of incoming grenade until you yell out "FRAG OUT"
@@supajero practically everything, including regular mag pouches were/are velcro as well, especially in the UCP era + unsuppressed gunfire is gonna fuck your ears up and you will NOT be able to hear velcro rip at all
Yeah we in the uk would call that “being a nonce”. Might not get a win in battle, but it’ll definitely assure you’ll chalk up some points on the sex offenders register.....
I haven’t seen this one in a few years and I heard Velcro the other day and asked my mother if she knew the trick. I still laugh as hard as the first time I seen it 🤣
Or you could just cook food in the middle of the night or morning or better yet kill em, don't do that at all unless they attack you then blow there head off
I searched up “how to remove Velcro silently” because I’m a burlesque dancer and silent velcro would really help with my costume reveals but I got this instead
I just do it really slow and if it makes any noise I’ll stop and try again it normally takes around 5 minutes sometimes I like to do a little shh to tell them to be quiet
“Remember to listen for Velcro men” “Sir” “Private?” “Well... I didn’t hear Velcro but I heard someone yell really loudly and quickly” “Pay no attention to that private! It’s a trap!”
I know this method was first used within the US rangers but this work in a lot of different situations, not just Velcro opening. I use it when I try to silently walk downstairs without making too much noise. I also use it when I feel like farting in public. They should teach this stuff in school.
+max010113 You can't hold your breath to death. Sorry. Your body will force you not to. Maybe you could tape up your mouth, nose and hands and do it that way...
Yes, they may very well hold it till they nearly pass out, but if they do pass out, their mouth will open up and their body will begin breathing again automatically. Why all the agression?
I used to be on a sniper team and I actually tried this back in the day with my spotter during a mission overseas in 1993. I still miss Mark terribly to this day.
Morles Gaming thank you for your kind words of wisdom.You're advanced vocabulary and magnificent use of adjectives has really opened up my view of the world. I will definitely try to change myself and my comments to better suit your preference.I'm very sorry I upset you,you random stranger on the internet who's opinion means nothing to me.
Thanks dude I was in a tactical situation and I was so afraid someone was going to hear the sound of my velcro but then I remembered your video and did as you say it saved my life thanks dude.
As a Redditor, I was able to notice an error in your method. Indeed you cannot hear the velcro, but would the enemy not hear the scream instead? - Trilby McTip, Redditor and Intellect Edit: Wow! Front page!
Hello everyone, redditor here! M'goodsir in this video has a wonderful bearded neck, and the joke he made was fantastic. This is the high quality comedy that us intellects at reddit can only appreciate. In fact, this is worthy of a meme. Brb posting this at /r/adviceanimals /r/science /r/atheism and /r/ffffffffffffuuuuuuu. I might even get *reddit gold* for this one! Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger!
I regret that I have but one upthumb to give you, m'soldiersir. I could have used this advice a few days ago when I was rummaging through a vendor's wares for a genuine leather cape at the Harênthaal Bazaar (TJ Maxx). I stepped away briefly to relieve myself and whilst I entered the washroom I noticed there were no urinals, I had found myself in the m'ladys room. Talk about a Socially Awkward Penguin situation (*Redditors giggle to themselves quietly, one of our many maymays*). I hid in one of the stalls once I heard a m'madam enter, but to my surprise a piece of toilet paper had adhered itself to one of the straps on my velcro shoes. As I undid the strap, the m'madam peaked through the crack of the door and shrieked when she discovered I was in fact a gentlesir. Fortunately, the guys over at /r/TheRedPill had recently reformed me into an Alpha male, so I slammed open the door, grabbed the m'madam by the waist and ripped open her blouse, initiating intercourse that lasted nearly two hours. Two hours is unrealistic, you say? Two hours is commonplace when you're a _gilded redditor._ -Eugene Tilsir, High King of Sindär, Keeper of Ladros' blade
Lmfao. This was great. Laughed my ass off because I thought it would be serious at first. We replace anything velcro with multi-snaps for stealth operations. Snaps actually hold stronger than velcro (when you use the right snaps) and they're easy to open quietly.
This technique changed my life! I used to wake up at 5 in the morning because a UA-camr said I can become a millionaire that way. The problem was that my coffee machine would make a weird noise every time it started pouring coffee. My spouse said that she will throw my beloved coffee machine away because it was waking her up and I don't blame her. So, I started researching for a solution and I came across this video. Ever since I learned this technique, she never complained about the coffee machine waking her up anymore.
I myself am not military nor is my hubby but both of us have brothers and fathers who were so i appreciate any American life this saved! What a Blessing! Thank you! And Thank you for your service you and every commenter who served!❤
Does the broarmy keyword search every clip Pewdiepie watches just to comment this kind of stuff? I mean, a thank you is actually a pretty good one, even though all caps, but usually it's just "PILL DE PY BROT MEE HEAR THUMBS UP LIEK SUBCRISB BRO ARMS (insert brofist) LE MAYMAYS S2 xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD"
That bluetooth earpiece makes him a credible source.
Rafi Raihan I know im 3 years late but you deserve an award for this comment if you're reading this
@@Dom_RL It's sad finding old comments by profiles that aren't active anymore. (Not like this is a case, but I'm jus'sayin')
@@PalaceDude They forever hold their place in the youtube comment section.
His phone is also on his hip
Its an old school air pod
I love how fucking serious he looks after he's done.
That's a poker face if I ever saw one.
+Hannes Johansson Probably broke into laughter moments after the cut.
Hannes Johansson
he's probably good at poker
Its a good tip. People yell, velcro screeeeee. People yelling causes momentary confusion
I’ve ever seen*
9.5 years later, still the best stealth tip on UA-cam.
Still stands 12 years on
@@chriskarma_ and another month later too
@@MaxOrDieYT and another month
And again, now
@@xagremnightyndale673 thanks for the reminder.
12 years later and the dude’s lesson kept me alive in irl combat situations
Yeah yelling keeps you from the enemy, Retard R US.
wait how
@@mingus445_gaming Everyone is hectically yelling spots and reloads. Grenades are attached to velcro. Enemies are trained to hear for the sound of velcro to know for grenades. Activate this technique as you detach grenade to prevent enemy knowledge of incoming grenade until you yell out "FRAG OUT"
@@supajero practically everything, including regular mag pouches were/are velcro as well, especially in the UCP era + unsuppressed gunfire is gonna fuck your ears up and you will NOT be able to hear velcro rip at all
@mingus445_gaming Then its a good thing thing they all know this secret technique
I come back to this every few years. What a gem
Glad I'm not the only one
Yup, me too
I have a velcro wallet. This saved me at the bar. Thanks.
+Haukenslush I sound the same when zipping my pants up in public toilet. Worked for me, people walking out stunned.
FrogLungs XD
*T A C T I C A L*
*S I T U A T I O N*
Your profile pic is funny tho
FrogLungs: Good to know. Now we know what hole to drag you out of.
1000 people actually came for a serious tutorial.
Wait, you're telling me this isn't helpful?
+Pvt. Duckling Well, people were expecting no noise at all, so disliked it, but I have seen the video before.
Nathan Waite I really did tho
Nathan Waite actually 4m people did which is us
More like 4 million
That dead ass stare at the end.
Hahahahaha
Madra I die every time
1 more for 1k
i even laugh at this when i think about it
Yeah we in the uk would call that “being a nonce”. Might not get a win in battle, but it’ll definitely assure you’ll chalk up some points on the sex offenders register.....
The fact that he stared at the camera afterwards like he’d just pulled the greatest trick ever has me dying
Extremely underrated video. Still one of the best on UA-cam.
Came to watch this bc I randomly thought about it and it’s been three years lol
@@phil58 Me too
I haven’t seen this one in a few years and I heard Velcro the other day and asked my mother if she knew the trick. I still laugh as hard as the first time I seen it 🤣
How is this the best YT video, you live under a rock? I know you came from a family from Retard R Us.
U can use this for when u wanna put food in the microwave without ur parents hearing the beaping sound from the microwave to sneak food
Marquise Martin when I try and steal food from the cupboard I scream so they don't hear it opening and closing
That comment had me dying
This is funnier than the actual video wtf😂
Or you could just cook food in the middle of the night or morning or better yet kill em, don't do that at all unless they attack you then blow there head off
Of course the black guys says it lmao
When you're trying to open Velcro in class quietly.
Panzer Man I remember being 6 at my Lutheran Church trying to get my shoe off and slowwwwllly pulling Velcro off.
When you're trying to open food in class quietly
Panzer Man i
When you going through your chip bag trying to reach the crumbs
Panzer Man thats fucking hilarious!
I love the seriousness of his face after the velcro trick...
Because this is a serious vid with no jokes AT ALL.
I searched up “how to remove Velcro silently” because I’m a burlesque dancer and silent velcro would really help with my costume reveals but I got this instead
Well just do what he does and you won't hear the velcro
Imagine the look of your audience when you AARH
This is my favourite video ever
Ayyy got what your looking for
Just moan loudly xd
I swear I've watched this video at least once a year for like 7 years and it never gets old
Ive just watched it 10 times in 10 minutes and I'm about to click rewind
Those are rookie numbers. You gotta pump those numbers up!
To be fair u did not hear the velcro
Came here to say this.
*****
LE THIS!!!11
vagslayer99? Is that you?
Wait no one commented about the typo in your text?
EirikXL Right? I mean, right?
Fair*
*flies away*
why is everything green
so he looks like special forces
The WTFreak Green is the new black
camouflage
Tactical n shit 😂
he smokes green
"Hey I wanna show you a little secret"
*Camera pans down slightly*
Me: Oh shit
"little"
Lol
"I showed you my little secret, now reply"
Been that long Julia!?
This is one of my favorite videos of all time. It'll never get old
He’s kept a straight face all the way. This guy is a pro.
i mean...you really dont hear the velcro so he didnt lie...
[blank] not really actually, but its just for fun so no one really care
Hare Crazy flew right over your head
[blank] we've got a punchline explainer here folks.
You could a little at the start
[blank] that is the joke
This is how I open bags of potato chips when everyone in the house is sleeping.
XDDDDDD
I just cough like a normal person
stahp it ,stahp X'D
Lol
I just do it really slow and if it makes any noise I’ll stop and try again it normally takes around 5 minutes sometimes I like to do a little shh to tell them to be quiet
this will probably save someones life.
cheeseman haha
ikr
Yes it will scare the sasquach
Your enemy's probably
You can't run from me cheese man I will sell you to the french
“Remember to listen for Velcro men”
“Sir”
“Private?”
“Well... I didn’t hear Velcro but I heard someone yell really loudly and quickly”
“Pay no attention to that private! It’s a trap!”
Mortimer Mcbride it’s a trap
This has saved my life more than once. Bless you, man.
👍💜💜💜
saved me from depression and suicide
I know this method was first used within the US rangers but this work in a lot of different situations, not just Velcro opening. I use it when I try to silently walk downstairs without making too much noise. I also use it when I feel like farting in public. They should teach this stuff in school.
Oh yes
No no they shouldn’t teach it
The farting one is actually 👌helpful.
This comment broke me. Ive been crying laughing for 5 minutes
@@LittleSkin18 got me over here too 😂😂
The way he looks at you, OMFG
Kodah Smith SHOOK
Right?!?! I can’t 😭😂😂
“That’s right bitches.”
Like he just schooled your ass😂
I want to like your comment but I guess you prefer me not to
did you know you can hold your breath for the rest of your life?
+max010113 You can't hold your breath to death. Sorry. Your body will force you not to.
Maybe you could tape up your mouth, nose and hands and do it that way...
The more you know..
Bullshit, best squbadivers practising and holding their breaths as long as they can, breaking their limits we're mostly commiting suicide.
Yes, they may very well hold it till they nearly pass out, but if they do pass out, their mouth will open up and their body will begin breathing again automatically.
Why all the agression?
No shit... but you wouldn't survive very long as soon as you took a breath under water right? We aren't talking about divers.
i love how he looked at the camera at the end lol he was like
"Magic."
"You can hear it a mile away."
Are you fighting Superman?! 😂
Pro tip for rainbow six siege.
OP C4 pls nerf with louder velcro.
John Doe fookin laser sights
Adeel Ahmed hä gas
You a genius
My k.d has gone godlike since this video
It works, you can trust him,
ZombifieD ,,,,,,,,,
You're a TWD fan?
Well he's not wrong...
Ikr you can't hear the velcro
*Robot Chicken Star Wars reference*
*Breaks into song*
"Coz technically it's trueeeeeeee, from a certain point of view!"
I used to be on a sniper team and I actually tried this back in the day with my spotter during a mission overseas in 1993. I still miss Mark terribly to this day.
I am sorry for your loss see my comment above please.
I love how this remains funny regardless of how often you watch it, the delivery is just so perfect.
Wow! He's right I couldn't hear it.
"YAHH!"
i heard it
I actually started crying with laughter. my mom think im possessed bc i couldn't even say what i was laughing at bc i was laughing so hard
WinnietheJo same!
WinnietheJo I do that all the time anyway 😂
WinnietheJo no one gives a fucken fuck you stupid fucking fuck
Morles Gaming thank you for your kind words of wisdom.You're advanced vocabulary and magnificent use of adjectives has really opened up my view of the world. I will definitely try to change myself and my comments to better suit your preference.I'm very sorry I upset you,you random stranger on the internet who's opinion means nothing to me.
This video is officially my favorite video
Thanks dude I was in a tactical situation and I was so afraid someone was going to hear the sound of my velcro but then I remembered your video and did as you say it saved my life thanks dude.
10 years and it's still a classic 👌🏾
Wow great tip I won the world war 2 thanks to you!
You look like you're about ten
+Sour Power I'm actually 100 years old
+Bradley Bowman And not funny.
+xXxMartin96xXx I think I'll pass but thanks for the offer.
I'm gonna do this in English class lmfao
Thanks for the tip fellow soldier! (I serve in the reddit armie)
It's funny how you devote your time to this.
Thank you for your service! You're a Hero!!
Ello Guvna Thank you. It can get stressful at times but at least I know I'm making the internet a better place.
Have my upvoat good sir. You are a gentleman and a scholar.
EDIT:Thanks for le gold kind stranger!
Oh, it looks like my comment was deleted.
am laughing much more then i should xD
"YAH!"
***** same here lmao
same here lmao
+Chitz Then you should what?
Same
I am so happy this video is still alive
This has been my favorite video on UA-cam for nearly a decade. I've shown so many people and laugh so hard so many times.
Me too
No longer will I embarrass me and my girl when I whip out my superman velcro wallet to pay for our food, thank you OP
Oh my god, this will be soo useful during my classes, nobody will ever hear me opening my bag with a velcro. :DD
I fucking lol'd
These are the kind of videos I wish UA-cam recommends me all day
Made 14 years ago and still by far the greatest video on the internet! 😂😂😂
Amazing. I've watched this six times, and for the life of me, I cannot hear the velcro at the end. Absolutely astonishing.
As a Redditor, I was able to notice an error in your method. Indeed you cannot hear the velcro, but would the enemy not hear the scream instead?
- Trilby McTip, Redditor and Intellect
Edit: Wow! Front page!
gold x 2
Ryan 1999 Thanks for the gold kind internet stranger!
I gift you Reddit Velcro x 3
Silver x 3
Fedora (x4) Gold
I laughed so hard when he yelled I was expecting some kind of motion and taking it off
0:43 when you and your friend get drunk and he gives you a brazillian wax
Thanks I used this to take my light up sketchers off late at night so my mom wouldn't know I'm home so late after a night out.
Hello everyone, redditor here! M'goodsir in this video has a wonderful bearded neck, and the joke he made was fantastic. This is the high quality comedy that us intellects at reddit can only appreciate. In fact, this is worthy of a meme. Brb posting this at /r/adviceanimals /r/science /r/atheism and /r/ffffffffffffuuuuuuu. I might even get *reddit gold* for this one!
Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger!
I regret that I have but one upthumb to give you, m'soldiersir. I could have used this advice a few days ago when I was rummaging through a vendor's wares for a genuine leather cape at the Harênthaal Bazaar (TJ Maxx). I stepped away briefly to relieve myself and whilst I entered the washroom I noticed there were no urinals, I had found myself in the m'ladys room. Talk about a Socially Awkward Penguin situation (*Redditors giggle to themselves quietly, one of our many maymays*). I hid in one of the stalls once I heard a m'madam enter, but to my surprise a piece of toilet paper had adhered itself to one of the straps on my velcro shoes. As I undid the strap, the m'madam peaked through the crack of the door and shrieked when she discovered I was in fact a gentlesir. Fortunately, the guys over at /r/TheRedPill had recently reformed me into an Alpha male, so I slammed open the door, grabbed the m'madam by the waist and ripped open her blouse, initiating intercourse that lasted nearly two hours.
Two hours is unrealistic, you say? Two hours is commonplace when you're a _gilded redditor._
-Eugene Tilsir, High King of Sindär, Keeper of Ladros' blade
Teach me, m'senpai.
i...i...i don't know what to say.
Zelterman The /r/TheRedPill guys assured me it's not rape if you gave her giney tingles.
Eugene Tilsir Or if you enjoy it.
You're my hero!! How can we follow your teachings, maester?
:DDD
The way he looks at the camera after he does that
That Just Happened” stare at the end gets me every time 😁😁😁
yo thanks dude this strats gonna help me when i get drafted for the war with iran
I can't watch this without laughing. Oops.
Brilliant, sir. Truly.
The US special forces rangers have the best trained PJs out of all of the MARSOC seal teams.
0:24 when I open a can of beer in a movie theater
13 years later and still one of internet's all time best videos
I like all these dislikes from people who don't get it.
Lauren Berns III I don’t get it
Magnum Dong
Just showed my dad...i got the "I don't get it" look
And steel throughout
Streep
Why does this dude look like a Christmas tree lmao.
This guys really needs to try this in a real situation
Carter Wagoner you don’t say.
this video is ten years old??? i've been going back to it for months and never realized how old it was. good lord. i love this video so much lol
13 years later, first time I see this. Laughed more than I would have laughed 13 years ago, proportional to 13 years of inflation.
This might be my favorite video on yt.
There actually is a way to open velcro quietly. You slide a blade between the two pieces. It doesn't damage the velcro and it's quiet as a mouse.
Years after years, I come and can't stop laughing. My everytime hero 😁
All of a sudden I remembered this video after many years. It still got me lol
I didn't hear the velcro at all the second time, this is amazing.
Lmfao. This was great. Laughed my ass off because I thought it would be serious at first. We replace anything velcro with multi-snaps for stealth operations. Snaps actually hold stronger than velcro (when you use the right snaps) and they're easy to open quietly.
"so no one can hear the velcro" - i mean he IS right...
Lol found ya first
Oh hey Timeworks
You guys don't know how many times this technique has saved my ass
This technique changed my life! I used to wake up at 5 in the morning because a UA-camr said I can become a millionaire that way. The problem was that my coffee machine would make a weird noise every time it started pouring coffee. My spouse said that she will throw my beloved coffee machine away because it was waking her up and I don't blame her. So, I started researching for a solution and I came across this video. Ever since I learned this technique, she never complained about the coffee machine waking her up anymore.
I myself am not military nor is my hubby but both of us have brothers and fathers who were so i appreciate any American life this saved! What a Blessing! Thank you! And Thank you for your service you and every commenter who served!❤
I can't tell if he's joking or not
Well, somehow they found me. Guess i didnt scream loud enough
THANK YOU POODS
Ikr
Porpora Caska yep
Does the broarmy keyword search every clip Pewdiepie watches just to comment this kind of stuff? I mean, a thank you is actually a pretty good one, even though all caps, but usually it's just "PILL DE PY BROT MEE HEAR THUMBS UP LIEK SUBCRISB BRO ARMS (insert brofist) LE MAYMAYS S2 xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD"
Ya I fucking cryd laughing I had to
Porpora Caska yeah
My son showed me this & we laughed for half an hour. This is great 😂
this is actually a serious skill - we tried this at home and could still hear the velcro. now we're practicing the "done PROPERLY"...
OMG, now i can open my wallet in class and noone will hear the velcro ... tnx m8
who the fuck has a wallet that has velcro what the fuck XD just get a normal leather wallet ffs
Game Noobs or a wallet with a zipper
I still heard the Velcro
203 Baby Leo Alexa remind me to get dye
No
Ok boomer
This is the funniest thing in the world
9 years later, still my favorite video on the internet.
At the end he’s dead-ass trying his best not to burst out laughing 😂
So this is how snake does it.
*This is what I do when I'm on my computer at night and I don't want people to hear the mouse clicking*
When you try to give your cat a bath 0:16
its nice to see david wallace is still helping the military!
Imagine a war field, everybody hidden, no sound to be heard... and suddenly "AAAH!".
It sounds like someone got shot. Not unusual.
3 Seconds after he shouted I realised I could use this when farting. Thank you so much.
:digs a hole and dies in it:
They couldn't hear the Velcro yet I'm still a POW
daqui do Brasil pra dizer que esse vídeo é maravilhoso!! 🤣
It took 14 years, but this video finally popped up on my feed
Don't know why I'm getting recommended a video from 2010, but I'm glad I was.