What Is Not Allowed In War?

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  • @TheInfographicsShow
    @TheInfographicsShow  5 років тому +6525

    How did you feel about the added sound effects to the video? More of this or you didn't care?

    • @ifellfromthebed825
      @ifellfromthebed825 5 років тому +381

      i think they are veeeery cool!!!!

    • @sambullock2152
      @sambullock2152 5 років тому +114

      I love it

    • @leonardoking873
      @leonardoking873 5 років тому +86

      ,very noice

    • @uff215
      @uff215 5 років тому +55

      👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

    • @RoccoC4
      @RoccoC4 5 років тому +102

      The Infographics Show I don’t like them that much, as I feel it disturbs the audio. But I don’t really mind

  • @chriscross1214
    @chriscross1214 4 роки тому +8556

    “No full-auto in buildings!”

  • @envya1271
    @envya1271 5 років тому +8660

    #1 Rule : NO SHOOTING IN THE BALLS PLEASE

  • @evaristegalois6282
    @evaristegalois6282 5 років тому +13100

    #1: _Stream sniping is not allowed in war_

    • @richardescobar9306
      @richardescobar9306 5 років тому +79

      Evariste Galois damnit

    • @someperson7287
      @someperson7287 5 років тому +368

      #2 NO SCREEN WATCHING IN WAR

    • @hazerain7354
      @hazerain7354 5 років тому +49

      U win the internet!

    • @The_yeffy1
      @The_yeffy1 5 років тому +16

      Wadu Hek would be hung from the highest building then

    • @God-ch8lq
      @God-ch8lq 5 років тому +21

      the equivalent of stream sniping in calling a medium to contact the spirit of a dead soldier to look around

  • @satvik142
    @satvik142 3 роки тому +1455

    War sounds pretty peaceful after watching this video.

  • @DefinitelyNotJerry5
    @DefinitelyNotJerry5 5 років тому +1869

    #1 Looting enemy bodies when your mates are still fighting.

    • @kylewilliams2740
      @kylewilliams2740 5 років тому +31

      Escape from Tarkov

    • @patch-fm
      @patch-fm 5 років тому +14

      Every game of some kind in a nutshell (including br games)

    • @Suntzurvr
      @Suntzurvr 5 років тому +40

      If they drop quest items, it is ok sometimes

    • @kronikevin
      @kronikevin 5 років тому +5

      Or steal their Horse.

    • @mothermahapp5338
      @mothermahapp5338 5 років тому +6

      looting your teammate bodies while they're injured

  • @ThisOldSkater
    @ThisOldSkater 4 роки тому +1890

    I feel like the kinds of people that would actually agree to all of this and act accordingly aren't the kinds of people that would participate in a war in the first place.

    • @fagamiletyruio9663
      @fagamiletyruio9663 4 роки тому +152

      They generally don't participate in a war. Most of the time, these limitations on war were done by officials who never step foot on the battlefield.

    • @ieljordy1538
      @ieljordy1538 4 роки тому +3

      Number Six well back then u can see a war go on from afar like as if it was a arena

    • @webaazul2500
      @webaazul2500 4 роки тому +44

      They're not like laws that we civilians have to follow, they're more like "apply when suitable". Guaranteed, they are gonna be broken at some point (German concentration camps, British Bombing of non-military targets, Japanese brutality to Surrendered Chinese or American troops, etc.) but just the existence of this suggestions already reduce the frequency of this type of acts, no matter who the winning side is.
      Still, doesn't mean that they are ignored a lot.

    • @dcptiv
      @dcptiv 4 роки тому +20

      Gone are the times when the person who started the war fights in it. Kings once fought with their army but leaders are too weak to show that kind of leadership these days.

    • @joelt3944
      @joelt3944 4 роки тому +5

      If there were a full on world war all these rules would go out the window

  • @identityvskywalker8379
    @identityvskywalker8379 3 роки тому +3508

    What is not allowed in war?
    The only correct answer: losing

    • @novamystique7958
      @novamystique7958 3 роки тому +81

      That's most sensible answer

    • @gamerdrache6076
      @gamerdrache6076 3 роки тому +63

      We don´t lose we barly failed to win -Germany 1945

    • @matthias8161
      @matthias8161 3 роки тому +10

      @Random American he is sorry he was severely punished by his father

    • @rcaygumicabk8072
      @rcaygumicabk8072 3 роки тому +3

      Huh well I can't say that's wrong

    • @ok-dy9sw
      @ok-dy9sw 3 роки тому +8

      Is dressing up the same uniform as the enemy forces to confuse them, a war crime or illegal?

  • @RobRoythefirst
    @RobRoythefirst 2 роки тому +125

    My brother did two tours in Afghanistan. I’m sure he’s been in combat, much of which he never speaks of. What I do know is that is some instances the rules of engagement go out the window when it comes to survival. Soldiers just want to get home and sometimes at any cost. My heart goes out to anyone who has either had to fight in war or was a civilian caught in a war.

  • @giantWario
    @giantWario 5 років тому +2299

    One of the big rule you haven't mentioned that is actually followed by pretty much every nation (although not by guerilla or terrorist groups) is uniforms. Every army need to have easely identifiable uniforms and soldiers on duty are not allowed to dress up as civilians or dress up as the enemy. Now mind you, the reason why this is the one rule everyone follows is that everyone agrees that this is just practical. If you dress your soldiers as the enemy for a trap, well, they are gonna do the same thing and soon the whole war will devolve into a free for all with everyone shooting everyone because they can't be certain if they are allies or foes.

    • @Freepepsi42
      @Freepepsi42 5 років тому +129

      This is how the US has been able to keep terrorists at Gitmo and on Black sites. They are not legal combatants, and as such, they are not subject to protections under the Geneva Conventions. They are left to the will of their captors. Legal combatants NEED to be identifiable, and if they are not, they forfeit all legal protections.

    • @tarzan6405
      @tarzan6405 5 років тому +19

      giantWario what about spies? are they not allowed to wear the enemies uniform to spy and acquire intel

    • @javiersaneiro6412
      @javiersaneiro6412 5 років тому +78

      @@tarzan6405 Precisely spies are not subject to protections under the Geneva Convention because they wear civilian clothes or enemies uniforms.

    • @Cubeboy83
      @Cubeboy83 5 років тому +1

      @@giantWario so does the taliban have uniforms then.

    • @giantWario
      @giantWario 5 років тому +47

      @@Cubeboy83 Read my first sentence again but more slowly this time cause you obviously missed an important part.

  • @waleedomari9810
    @waleedomari9810 5 років тому +8902

    Tear gas: *Not Allowed*
    Nukes: _Yea sure why not_

    • @KayCee05749
      @KayCee05749 5 років тому +379

      Nukes go against humanitarian rights and are not allowed to be used in warfare

    • @waleedomari9810
      @waleedomari9810 5 років тому +285

      iFegsUwU
      I was using the example of Hiroshima and Nagasaki...

    • @alp9378
      @alp9378 5 років тому +107

      @@waleedomari9810 That was for testing nukes...

    • @justryan6480
      @justryan6480 5 років тому +533

      @@alp9378 bombing a town filled with humans counts as "testing". So school shooters are just "testing" their guns?

    • @alp9378
      @alp9378 5 років тому +159

      @@justryan6480 r/woosh

  • @thulx3997
    @thulx3997 5 років тому +1261

    _War rule No.1:_
    *IMMEDIATELY RUN AWAY IF YOU HEAR THE TREE STARTS SPEAKING VIETNAMESE*

    • @hellothere4692
      @hellothere4692 5 років тому +99

      War rule number 2:
      RECEDE IF THE SNOW STARTS SPEAKING RUSSIAN

    • @mrmr_zoomie
      @mrmr_zoomie 5 років тому +14

      Also if you wind up in the hunger games watch out for talking rocks

    • @Adam-pd1qy
      @Adam-pd1qy 5 років тому

      @@mrmr_zoomie that's in undertale

    • @mrmr_zoomie
      @mrmr_zoomie 5 років тому +1

      Don’t start me...

    • @How23497
      @How23497 5 років тому +21

      Um Hi War Rule #3:
      *With little to no time change location if the wooden horse known as the "Trojan" proceeds to speak ancient Greek*

  • @HarrisonSwan
    @HarrisonSwan 3 роки тому +291

    When someone breaks one of these rules
    Soldier: Oi that’s cheating

  • @call_standard
    @call_standard 5 років тому +3253

    Germany ww1: ShOtGuNs ArE tOo iN hUmAnE
    Also Germany ww1: let’s gas people on the battle field

    • @kurtaxlcalara9416
      @kurtaxlcalara9416 5 років тому +143

      Also Also Germany WW1: Lets Use FlameThrowers

    • @kennecrx4373
      @kennecrx4373 5 років тому +72

      Germany WW2: hey guys we have this new gas...

    • @amazedalloy
      @amazedalloy 5 років тому +34

      The Allies also used gas

    • @harjotgidha1941
      @harjotgidha1941 5 років тому +2

      Amazed Alloy thats besides the point

    • @archelius9186
      @archelius9186 5 років тому +5

      *H A L T* britain used gas because the germans did

  • @lukakresoja5297
    @lukakresoja5297 5 років тому +1155

    Geneva convention : CIVILANS SHOULDNT BE HURT OR BE TURNED INTO SLAVES
    Every countary in warfare : Lets pretend we didnt hear that

    • @royalpayn4089
      @royalpayn4089 5 років тому +55

      Especially the US

    • @randy7562
      @randy7562 5 років тому +43

      *Germany in WWII has entered the chat*

    • @Ersdown_Liberia
      @Ersdown_Liberia 5 років тому +55

      Japan In WW2 has entered the chat.
      Japan has entered Nanking Server.

    • @ExtremeDadDRAMA
      @ExtremeDadDRAMA 5 років тому +2

      Royal Payn what?

    • @munchmaquche5456
      @munchmaquche5456 5 років тому +2

      Royal Payn naw you got that wrong it’s the brits

  • @pyrow5520
    @pyrow5520 5 років тому +1408

    Spawn trapping shouldn’t be allowed in war.

    • @Scott-yf1zn
      @Scott-yf1zn 5 років тому +5

      Nerd In A Tuxedo birth

    • @dmrc43
      @dmrc43 5 років тому +9

      Reminds me of bc1, waiting for the enemy to spawn as you swing your knife 🤣

    • @vinithepooh4514
      @vinithepooh4514 5 років тому

      Lol

    • @butters9274
      @butters9274 5 років тому +39

      I can just imagine a soldier sitting beside a woman giving birth and shooting the baby as it comes out

    • @AustinHertz001
      @AustinHertz001 5 років тому +2

      Well basically, that's what you call War of Attrition
      Where they are bunkered down in 1 area
      However, they need to push further and apply pressure or else war of attrition otherwise more loss of life in the war

  • @mrmustang61j37
    @mrmustang61j37 3 роки тому +82

    “It’s not cheating if you don’t get caught”
    “It’s not a war crime if your not UN”

  • @magicsteve5523
    @magicsteve5523 5 років тому +696

    “There’s a beast in every man and it stirs when you put a sword in his hands,” - Ser Jorah Mormont

  • @kits8276
    @kits8276 3 роки тому +3186

    Come on! This is common sense for gamers already.
    Even I've memorized them already.
    1.) No friendly fire
    2.) Don't AFK

    • @lemonandgaming6013
      @lemonandgaming6013 3 роки тому +126

      yep, imagine somebody going afk in real life at war

    • @unknownwarriorprescoknight8586
      @unknownwarriorprescoknight8586 3 роки тому +21

      No friendly fire is the only real one that correlates to real war

    • @Psycho7452
      @Psycho7452 3 роки тому +30

      @@lemonandgaming6013 i mean i saw people just doze off for hours. You see they are not sleeping, just staring blankly into one point.

    • @MeloDae
      @MeloDae 3 роки тому +30

      @@lemonandgaming6013 Hold up, I need to go take a trip down memory lane.
      *goes blank faced with 1911 firmly grasped in hands, unmoving*

    • @whitezombie10
      @whitezombie10 3 роки тому +17

      Imagine being afk in ww2

  • @aceasimpasa012
    @aceasimpasa012 5 років тому +3216

    Rule 1: No spawn killing
    Rule 2: No stream sniping
    Rule 3: No hacking
    Rule 4: Absolutely No Camping
    Rules of war in a nutshell

  • @zhamat9372
    @zhamat9372 3 роки тому +217

    Country: creates an powerful weapon
    Genova convention: sorry that’s not allowed because it’s too dangerous
    Country: that’s the point

    • @jakubwarenich4439
      @jakubwarenich4439 3 роки тому +3

      if they dont sign it, they can use it. Makes sense though

    • @zhamat9372
      @zhamat9372 3 роки тому +2

      @@jakubwarenich4439 yes you are indeed correct

    • @boeingthepyroraptor7085
      @boeingthepyroraptor7085 3 роки тому +6

      Germany tried to ban shotguns when they fighting the USA because “they caused to much unnecessary pain”. They just tried to ban them because they were OP! UwU

    • @Laffinty8908
      @Laffinty8908 3 роки тому +3

      @@boeingthepyroraptor7085 oh but the mg 42 that can literally cut a man in half is fine. Sounds legit

  • @serbianslav5494
    @serbianslav5494 4 роки тому +446

    "You're not a war criminal if there's no more military to judge you."
    -Dr Coomer, Black Mesa, 2020

  • @ursosexmachina
    @ursosexmachina 4 роки тому +1120

    *"The victor writes the rules, and the losers have to follow."*

    • @dba6097
      @dba6097 4 роки тому +58

      Reminds me Shepherd and Capt. Price "History is written by the victors"

    • @edgemaxxer1573
      @edgemaxxer1573 3 роки тому +20

      Sad but true the winners write the history and erase the bad thing the winners did

    • @joelbento3599
      @joelbento3599 3 роки тому +3

      yet most of the ones who break the rules do it because they are losing.

    • @afrasiyabkhan3259
      @afrasiyabkhan3259 3 роки тому +3

      @@dba6097 or bf3 when montes says "history is written by the mfn victor"

    • @michaelangelo305s
      @michaelangelo305s 3 роки тому

      @@dba6097 never forgot that iconic line

  • @mrdoodlebot8509
    @mrdoodlebot8509 3 роки тому +812

    "hey you cant use that in a war!" "what are you gonna do, go to war with me?"

    • @thegunnitgamer5716
      @thegunnitgamer5716 3 роки тому +45

      "No, we'll tell America to nuke you"

    • @licentiousdreams
      @licentiousdreams 3 роки тому +88

      @@thegunnitgamer5716 America nukes America. +5 oil picked up

    • @Jay-og4yb
      @Jay-og4yb 3 роки тому +8

      Well when we have an agreement and one country decides not to follow. It proves they are untrustworthy and unnecessarily paints a target on their back

    • @bestdogshadow383
      @bestdogshadow383 3 роки тому +19

      @@licentiousdreams America after realizing America has oil

    • @CA_786
      @CA_786 3 роки тому +2

      @@Jay-og4yb everything is fair in love and war.
      (Atleast in war) and in war everyone has a target in their back.

  • @itsalwaysdarkestbeforethes1198
    @itsalwaysdarkestbeforethes1198 3 роки тому +22

    The fact that the video states multiple times how frequently the laws are broken even by developed nations shows these laws don’t do much. Ethical war doesn’t exist

  • @a.dzavid
    @a.dzavid 4 роки тому +2069

    Geneva Convention exists:
    JAPAN: googles cheat codes for war

    • @budoumurasaki5856
      @budoumurasaki5856 4 роки тому +105

      Geneva Convention exists
      China: I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see that

    • @anactualalpaca7016
      @anactualalpaca7016 4 роки тому +78

      Afghanistan: Wait there were rules?

    • @edwardsun8908
      @edwardsun8908 4 роки тому +67

      Geneva Convention more like Geneva Suggestion

    • @tsg-froak9845
      @tsg-froak9845 4 роки тому +2

      Edward Sun LOL

    • @mamakitty6549
      @mamakitty6549 4 роки тому +20

      America: "we are the rules. You follow us or die."

  • @inconspicuoususername4275
    @inconspicuoususername4275 5 років тому +1547

    *Here's a rule that's always in war :*
    *Friendly fire : On*

  • @visionz4081
    @visionz4081 4 роки тому +1255

    Rule #1: Don’t hurt the trees
    Vietnamese: 💡 i have an idea

    • @electricec8709
      @electricec8709 4 роки тому +121

      You cant hurt the trees when you ARE the trees

    • @bryantenjhay65
      @bryantenjhay65 4 роки тому +19

      Underated comment

    • @skeltonslay8er781
      @skeltonslay8er781 4 роки тому +19

      Agent orange says: you can’t hurt the trees if there aren’t any trees around

    • @fiesha5704
      @fiesha5704 4 роки тому +5

      @@electricec8709 big brain time

    • @visionz4081
      @visionz4081 4 роки тому +2

      Crippled Timmy thank u very much

  • @plopsauce2408
    @plopsauce2408 3 роки тому +31

    dang more respect to a wounded enemy than someone who gets out in dodgeball

  • @CanakYT
    @CanakYT 4 роки тому +1764

    *RULE NO.1*
    "No spawn killing'

    • @purpp-esque1711
      @purpp-esque1711 4 роки тому +95

      That's basically "no killing children".

    • @CanakYT
      @CanakYT 4 роки тому +39

      PURPP-esque no... it’s basically no spawn killing

    • @tallcollin27
      @tallcollin27 4 роки тому +12

      @@purpp-esque1711 true

    • @PeaktendenCs
      @PeaktendenCs 4 роки тому +36

      That’s abortion

    • @RealReadOutLoud
      @RealReadOutLoud 4 роки тому +24

      And no Hacking

  • @Justinewichael
    @Justinewichael 4 роки тому +2820

    You cannot hurt the trees.
    Vietnamese: *This is gonna be so fun*

    • @waterman1203
      @waterman1203 3 роки тому +46

      Thier smart

    • @marvinzimmerman1878
      @marvinzimmerman1878 3 роки тому +32

      @@waterman1203 they're *

    • @Milk-nk1gr
      @Milk-nk1gr 3 роки тому +77

      @@marvinzimmerman1878 i joined nasa as an astronaut so i could find who asked

    • @marvinzimmerman1878
      @marvinzimmerman1878 3 роки тому +17

      @@Milk-nk1gr just helpin a feller out brother

    • @Milk-nk1gr
      @Milk-nk1gr 3 роки тому +26

      @@marvinzimmerman1878actually you didnt help him. You just bashed it against his face without explaining how it works. You basically made him think that they're should be used as their too

  • @playboicardexpired3491
    @playboicardexpired3491 5 років тому +493

    Army: time out I gotta tie my shoes
    Opposite side: I’ll give you three minutes

  • @unnaturalselection8330
    @unnaturalselection8330 3 роки тому +61

    "What is not allowed in war?"
    In reality?
    Nothing.
    Absolutely nothing.

  • @j609
    @j609 5 років тому +3097

    Enemies: hey you’re using gas
    US : who ever smelt it delt it

    • @adonisgomez3958
      @adonisgomez3958 5 років тому +111

      Whoever did the rhyme did the crime

    • @jobertkujo8987
      @jobertkujo8987 5 років тому +40

      Adonis Gomez you rhymed ._.

    • @phlow9417
      @phlow9417 5 років тому +8

      Whoever rhymes committed the crime

    • @benkurtz3045
      @benkurtz3045 5 років тому +38

      Whoever denied it supplied it.😂

    • @thunderfox53
      @thunderfox53 4 роки тому +6

      @@benkurtz3045 *stalemate*

  • @aeroboi2862
    @aeroboi2862 5 років тому +6009

    **Throwing Lego blocks on the ground**

    • @rogerwhite9484
      @rogerwhite9484 5 років тому +116

      only vvorks if your enemy is barefoot

    • @aeroboi2862
      @aeroboi2862 5 років тому +369

      @@rogerwhite9484 nope friend. You don't know the power of Lego blocks. They are underrated land mines.

    • @Akina03
      @Akina03 5 років тому +142

      Still the deadliest weapon to ever exist

    • @rogerwhite9484
      @rogerwhite9484 5 років тому +25

      @@aeroboi2862 I beg to differ , I've gotten yelled @ by my little sister for crushing them vvhenever Im home on leave vvearing my combat boots , can barely notice them. Barefoot hovvever is really shitty , especially vvhen you're half avvake & trying to get a cup of coffee . & it seems that small children leave them in the vvorst spots & go unnoticed by adults, so thats another reason to notuse them, unless you vvant governments drafting little kids to put them in the best areas . I knovv I dont vvant my little sister there , they should be happythey got me

    • @ven5707
      @ven5707 5 років тому +64

      Legos should be banned in war.

  • @foolishgrapefruit1099
    @foolishgrapefruit1099 4 роки тому +4505

    Germany: Geneva convention? More like Geneva suggestion
    Edit: Yes, I know there was more countries, so please stop filling my notifications with comments that say example: russia too. Thanks

    • @spooked2104
      @spooked2104 4 роки тому +211

      Basically dont be jerks....
      But Germany decided: lets be jerks

    • @Lemuria1993
      @Lemuria1993 4 роки тому +133

      "They are more like guidelines, really"

    • @civilizedgangster8024
      @civilizedgangster8024 4 роки тому +15

      Hahahahha

    • @doziergordon8002
      @doziergordon8002 4 роки тому +14

      ARJUN VIJ 212362 I thought it sounded familiar

    • @grisus7254
      @grisus7254 4 роки тому +50

      Japan is up there as well

  • @Gabulbov
    @Gabulbov 2 роки тому +6

    2:28 is only breached when the injured soldier is still continuing to fight. Same applies with medical units (soldiers) , they are not classed as targets until they agrees on a opposing force.

  • @classified2715
    @classified2715 4 роки тому +434

    What is not allowed in war?
    Answer: Peace?

  • @Yokoinoy1
    @Yokoinoy1 3 роки тому +904

    Tiltle : what is not allowed in war
    Me : *Friendly fire is not tolerated*

  • @XlxscionxlX
    @XlxscionxlX 5 років тому +491

    "Boy, in combat a warrior must not feel for their enemy."
    -Kratos.

    • @SalumarLP
      @SalumarLP 5 років тому +16

      I guess, but at soon as the enemy is injured to the point that they don't pose a direct threat, or have been captured, it's not combat anymore.

    • @Otokichi786
      @Otokichi786 5 років тому +3

      Bang! Sorry Kratos, I shot you in the stomach. Does it hurt? Yes? "I feel your pain." (Uses the bayonet) Now I don't.

    • @XlxscionxlX
      @XlxscionxlX 5 років тому

      BOY! you are NOT ready.

    • @berkkzldag6360
      @berkkzldag6360 5 років тому +1

      BOI

    • @gambigambigambi
      @gambigambigambi 5 років тому +15

      There is a fine line of difference between a warrior and a soldier. Period.

  • @Jeisu_u
    @Jeisu_u 3 роки тому +7

    "You can't use these"
    That one guy/kid: IM CALLING ADMIN!!!

  • @synergyux
    @synergyux 5 років тому +1964

    Rule #1 Tryhards should be eliminated on sight

  • @greensodium9643
    @greensodium9643 3 роки тому +1609

    "man gets injured"
    "a medic comes"
    "enemy sees the medic"
    also enemy: Hi med
    medic: hi enemy team

    • @crazydiepro2945
      @crazydiepro2945 3 роки тому +87

      medic: hi enemy team ,do have some bandage ?

    • @randomspacedude4007
      @randomspacedude4007 3 роки тому +72

      then there is tf2 which people go TARGET THE MEDIC TARGET THE MEDIC

    • @flying_gorilla8069
      @flying_gorilla8069 3 роки тому +52

      @@randomspacedude4007 luckily medic lost his medical license so he technically isn’t a medical doctor anymore

    • @sanosu87
      @sanosu87 3 роки тому +4

      @@randomspacedude4007 so true

    • @WanderTrekker
      @WanderTrekker 3 роки тому +4

      As a 68W you are armed.

  • @andrewdoesyt7787
    @andrewdoesyt7787 3 роки тому +1953

    “POW should be treated with respect”
    Japanese: Ima pretend I didn’t see that

    • @Ownxer
      @Ownxer 3 роки тому +198

      Japanese during WW2: War crimes? You mean normal fighting?

    • @andrewdoesyt7787
      @andrewdoesyt7787 3 роки тому +44

      @@Ownxer If you think the Japanese didn’t torture innocent people, your in another world.

    • @Ownxer
      @Ownxer 3 роки тому +140

      @@andrewdoesyt7787 I never said that... Japanese did war crimes during WW2 and just deny them.

    • @andrewdoesyt7787
      @andrewdoesyt7787 3 роки тому +15

      @@Ownxer Oh I see

    • @ewadfe3705
      @ewadfe3705 3 роки тому +10

      @@andrewdoesyt7787 they were not innocent

  • @rexlapismorax9259
    @rexlapismorax9259 3 роки тому +6

    I think rules in war proves that it could actually destroy humanity.
    That is why we are putting restrictions on it.

  • @GUUAAAPO
    @GUUAAAPO 5 років тому +442

    If these rules are violated that is failrp and i will report to admins which will result in whatever country getting banned from the earth server.

  • @emanueleragno5616
    @emanueleragno5616 5 років тому +816

    "poisoned bullets are not allowed"
    guy who sneezes on his brass knuckles before fighting an antivaxx bully: *visible sweating*

    • @mvgikk1969
      @mvgikk1969 5 років тому +62

      so u telling me ur in preschool?? antivaxx kids dont make it past 4

    • @armadillolover99
      @armadillolover99 5 років тому +8

      Don’t worry it’s only banned in warfare between sovereign nations, you’re fine.

    • @MuerteBolonesa
      @MuerteBolonesa 4 роки тому +3

      Oddly specific

    • @daveyu5366
      @daveyu5366 4 роки тому +4

      Its only considered bullets if you throw your knuckle brass.

    • @emanueleragno5616
      @emanueleragno5616 4 роки тому

      @@daveyu5366 yep, do you use your knuckle brass for punching? Weird

  • @Trishul99
    @Trishul99 3 роки тому +23

    Rule: No civilians should be harmed whatsoever
    Me as a civilian: *sabotages the enemy soldier and kills them*
    I mean there's no rule for that, right?

    • @bf1520
      @bf1520 3 роки тому +7

      Yes, there is. If you wage violence against enemy soldiers while in civilian dress and you;re caught doing so, that means the death penalty for you.

    • @YaToGamiKuro
      @YaToGamiKuro 3 роки тому +1

      @Jarne Vm we are noy considered cheating unless we are CAUGHT cheating

    • @Mattressmanmatiasproxd
      @Mattressmanmatiasproxd 3 місяці тому

      @@bf1520 what if it’s in self defense

    • @bf1520
      @bf1520 3 місяці тому

      @@Mattressmanmatiasproxd Self defence part is justifiable. Whatever else you might be up to either before the self defence or after might not be, though.

  • @chimpe1727
    @chimpe1727 3 роки тому +120

    No shitalking on the mic
    No swearing
    Say gg after every battle

    • @thegunnitgamer5716
      @thegunnitgamer5716 3 роки тому +4

      Remember to remind your enemy: "NO FULL AUTO IN A BUILDING"

    • @jajkolthree
      @jajkolthree 3 роки тому +3

      @@thegunnitgamer5716 thats mot full auto this is

    • @The_Rad_Trad
      @The_Rad_Trad 2 роки тому +2

      Brrrrrrrrrrrrrt

  • @madscience1221
    @madscience1221 4 роки тому +585

    Call of duty writers: "I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that."

    • @alexissosa9706
      @alexissosa9706 4 роки тому +21

      “No full-auto in buildings!”

    • @chrisari101
      @chrisari101 4 роки тому +8

      @@alexissosa9706 Also me in CoD:
      Use PKM with full auto in a building

    • @lorden3657
      @lorden3657 3 роки тому +3

      I play ff but now I don't think I'll be able to shoot the one I knocked out .I prettend i saw nothing but the opposite

    • @edgemaxxer1573
      @edgemaxxer1573 3 роки тому +1

      raven studios I'm watching you

    • @Sosgyotis
      @Sosgyotis 3 роки тому +1

      To me the term “war crime” doesn’t exist

  • @phantomfreakout1014
    @phantomfreakout1014 3 роки тому +1287

    Everyone: NO torture
    America: *fills bottle of water and prepares a wet cloth* I'ma just pretend I didn't hear that

    • @matthias8161
      @matthias8161 3 роки тому +26

      i didnt see anything

    • @CommissarChaotic
      @CommissarChaotic 3 роки тому +24

      @@matthias8161 of course you dont XD

    • @Bluebird-fd9rt
      @Bluebird-fd9rt 3 роки тому +5

      @@CommissarChaotic racist much? smh

    • @mufradr
      @mufradr 3 роки тому +46

      I smell a long argument upcoming my *monke* senses havent failed me yet

    • @matthias8161
      @matthias8161 3 роки тому +13

      @@mufradr monke senses never fail my friend

  • @scotterboi9
    @scotterboi9 2 роки тому +14

    Can I just say? My sister violated the geneva conventions by tickling me to get me to say where I hid the candy, during a war over sweets.

  • @MDASAD97196
    @MDASAD97196 5 років тому +245

    Editor: how much head bobbling do you want?
    Infographics: *YES*

    • @j0zhua898
      @j0zhua898 4 роки тому

      that’s in almost every video

  • @cursedex3755
    @cursedex3755 5 років тому +588

    *IMPERIAL JAPAN IS TYPING*

    • @saltedjester4458
      @saltedjester4458 5 років тому +42

      U.S has entered the chat

    • @43lenzo
      @43lenzo 5 років тому +30

      Imperial Japan left the chat

    • @stamatisvragas7720
      @stamatisvragas7720 5 років тому +6

      Ancient greeks enter the chat

    • @SuperToemoe
      @SuperToemoe 5 років тому +4

      *Russia enters chant* “ROSSIYA SVYASHCHENNAYA NASHA DERZHAVA”

    • @lillooseleaf9292
      @lillooseleaf9292 5 років тому +22

      *france surrenderes*

  • @giladgrinberg1598
    @giladgrinberg1598 5 років тому +1774

    #1 never assume your enemies' gender

    • @macrodic1898
      @macrodic1898 5 років тому +65

      underrated comment
      are u assuming my underration

    • @subscribetomefornoreason2511
      @subscribetomefornoreason2511 5 років тому +18

      Excuse me are you calling me fat??

    • @metal_musician4458
      @metal_musician4458 5 років тому +7

      I'm not black. I've told you time and time again

    • @ryder6526
      @ryder6526 5 років тому +4

      Beans_With_a_Z ARe YoU DiScRiMinnAtInG

    • @O-san4
      @O-san4 5 років тому +16

      I identify myself as a helicopter

  • @ionknowwhattoputhereeither
    @ionknowwhattoputhereeither 3 роки тому +4

    Violence is not the answer
    It is the question
    The answer is yes.

  • @MegaChorro123
    @MegaChorro123 5 років тому +196

    “Ain’t no rules in war” - Catherine Braithwaite - Red Dead Redemption II

  • @Jellybean23119
    @Jellybean23119 5 років тому +110

    I wish all these rules could be followed, but let’s face it 90% of these are just unrealistic in war, because very few people in an active battlefield will give a toss about someone who was just trying to kill them and worry about their wounds etc.

    • @hushpuppy2
      @hushpuppy2 5 років тому +9

      Yeah but they will have to follow the rules for the sake of their country. The moment a single rules on a contract is broke, every country starts breaking the contract and a world war breaks out. Military strategists know this and don't allow it to happen.

    • @Teixas666
      @Teixas666 5 років тому +7

      that's not quite like that.
      this is exactly why officers and field commanders are there, to keep their forces in chec kand controlled enough to not allow war crimes ot take place.
      if you allow this to happen not only are you faced with charges, your jeopardizing your own nation's credibility in the conflict in the eyes of other Nations.

    • @101brittanyrox
      @101brittanyrox 5 років тому

      Or the fact that they want to give POW shanty hotel rooms where they can write letters to their families. Super unrealistic

    • @herecomesthatboy1961
      @herecomesthatboy1961 5 років тому +1

      @@101brittanyrox Rather famously in WW2 POWs in England and Germany could write home as the countries agreed to let the international red cross handle the mailing. So not unrealistic.

    • @gambinogodbody6198
      @gambinogodbody6198 5 років тому

      Well said

  • @Veanixonn_
    @Veanixonn_ 3 роки тому +827

    "People should be treated humanly"
    Germany to Polish Jews:

    • @gamerdrache6076
      @gamerdrache6076 3 роки тому +80

      Stalin to his citizin

    • @craigstagebuch3101
      @craigstagebuch3101 3 роки тому +109

      Americans to natives:
      Mao to his people:
      Turks to Armenians:
      British to Africans, Indians and Aboregenes:
      Spanish to Aztecs:

    • @mattsupertramp6506
      @mattsupertramp6506 3 роки тому +16

      That's why we had the Nuremberg trials

    • @Hans-lp3qh
      @Hans-lp3qh 3 роки тому +1

      And I mean. I'm saying this because I read a book about that.
      And then I realize and that makes sense to me.

    • @catherinejudge7703
      @catherinejudge7703 3 роки тому +13

      @@craigstagebuch3101 british to irish

  • @johnadam7476
    @johnadam7476 Рік тому +3

    bro gives his search history to the watch lists for us... stay high king🙏🙏🙏👑👑👑

  • @kenisok2392
    @kenisok2392 4 роки тому +176

    I wonder how many people where killed trying to drag a wounded or dead body off of a warzone

    • @xKingofDaNorthx
      @xKingofDaNorthx 4 роки тому +23

      A ton of people during World War 2 alone.

    • @jackal8176
      @jackal8176 4 роки тому +13

      I know during some battles in ww1 the soldiers would sometimes hear the gurgling of wounded soldiers drowning in the mud after the men carrying them were killed by machine gun fire. There were also some battlefields where if you fell off the planks your gear would way you down so much that you would drown under the trench mud. Sometimes men would be asleep in a foxhole and be covered and buried alive by mudslides. And according to some journal entries you would always know when you took a step if it was a body that was holding you up.

    • @crownedstar
      @crownedstar 4 роки тому +11

      My grandfather was saved in this manner actually. The medical tent he worked in was bombed. The only reason he survived was because he had just left to transport a body.

    • @letoubib21
      @letoubib21 4 роки тому

      @@jackal8176 Oh! What a Lovely War!

    • @averylocke6860
      @averylocke6860 4 роки тому +1

      Lots of soldiers died trying to drag their dead comrade to safety so the medic could work on him.

  • @davidjaramillo2940
    @davidjaramillo2940 5 років тому +344

    Me trolling my teamates and friendly firering:
    Everyone else in the trench:
    (0_0()

    • @zharakov
      @zharakov 5 років тому +8

      UNDERRATED

    • @scorps4324
      @scorps4324 5 років тому +3

      FXGamer dead meme

    • @scorps4324
      @scorps4324 5 років тому +5

      FXGamer I’m just gonna shut my mouth and sit back down

    • @Handicast390
      @Handicast390 5 років тому

      I thought this was supposed to be funny. But what you did was a literal thing
      R/woooosh cant be said in anything but reddit. Please dont even try to do ot.

    • @WhosCrunchyWyd
      @WhosCrunchyWyd 5 років тому

      I laughed to hard at this

  • @mcman8694
    @mcman8694 5 років тому +1574

    I find it funny how about 80% of these rules aren’t followed.

    • @Dread_Pirate_Homesteader
      @Dread_Pirate_Homesteader 5 років тому +32

      Sadly the us follows it....nobody else did

    • @hens333
      @hens333 5 років тому +51

      Read up on the My Lai massacre. Keep in mind no one got punished for it.

    • @Dread_Pirate_Homesteader
      @Dread_Pirate_Homesteader 5 років тому +12

      @@hens333 eh a small minority incident. Japanese ate powz

    • @mohammedsalimahmed5230
      @mohammedsalimahmed5230 5 років тому +9

      @@Dread_Pirate_Homesteader Bradley Manning would strongly disagree with you....
      If you don't know who he is, look it up.

    • @Suntzurvr
      @Suntzurvr 5 років тому +16

      Well if your chances of surviving this week is 50/50 these rules are not the first thing on your mind

  • @phoemix7043
    @phoemix7043 3 роки тому +7

    Everything is allowed, since everyone breaks the rules at some time in the future or past

  • @princeflynn757
    @princeflynn757 5 років тому +795

    5:00 that guy looks pretty turned on from being electrocuted if you ask me

  • @oznav
    @oznav 5 років тому +1162

    *Rule number #1*
    *NO VIOLENCE*

  • @decanusdelirium4992
    @decanusdelirium4992 4 роки тому +822

    Me: *uses a banned weapon*
    Enemy: pause! Pause!
    *walks through no mans land and looks down into the Trenches*
    Enemy: “hand it over, you’re cheating”

    • @474yx
      @474yx 3 роки тому +32

      100s of soldiers watching

    • @decanusdelirium4992
      @decanusdelirium4992 3 роки тому +12

      @@474yx maybe even thousands

    • @AdiPearStudios
      @AdiPearStudios 3 роки тому +15

      I wonder how Band weapons work? Is it like people singing or did you mean a banned weapon?

    • @zde1532
      @zde1532 3 роки тому +34

      @@AdiPearStudios Assault Guitars. U can damage enemies' hearing with your awful playing

    • @AdiPearStudios
      @AdiPearStudios 3 роки тому +4

      @@zde1532 I guess that could work

  • @justsomeguywithafootballha9836
    @justsomeguywithafootballha9836 3 роки тому +6

    "Oi mate you can't do that in war, stop right now"
    "Oi you're right mate sorry"

  • @carlitos5061
    @carlitos5061 3 роки тому +270

    3:28 “Time out, my homie died”

  • @loadingcylinder9067
    @loadingcylinder9067 5 років тому +65

    You have to remember that the terrorists are not following the rules of war like wearing easily identifiable uniforms so they can not be treated as enemy combatants

  • @sexythanos4548
    @sexythanos4548 5 років тому +214

    Dont touch the tree
    Vietcong: *I see this as an absolute win*

    • @succmama1039
      @succmama1039 4 роки тому

      Nerf vietcong

    • @foxyrider7840
      @foxyrider7840 4 роки тому +1

      The *real* reason we lost 💀

    • @HeilRay
      @HeilRay 4 роки тому +1

      Hire loggers.
      Vietnam: ...Wait THAT'S ILLEGAL!

    • @disintegrate2491
      @disintegrate2491 4 роки тому +1

      They somehow managed to glitch into the tree

  • @shroudoflightning
    @shroudoflightning 2 роки тому +1

    Rules of war sounding like a battlefield 4 admin saying not to use specific things or do some things just because they got beat by it

  • @candonic9228
    @candonic9228 5 років тому +541

    Japan during ww2: we don’t do that here.

    • @geopixels6886
      @geopixels6886 5 років тому +11

      Schlomo Shekelstein
      But that’s exactly what the Russians did.

    • @MEGASTRIX
      @MEGASTRIX 5 років тому +8

      The US : Same.

    • @friendlywobbly9903
      @friendlywobbly9903 5 років тому +7

      Westerners to Asia and Africa: What rules

    • @mmcad0a951
      @mmcad0a951 5 років тому +1

      wait that’s illegal

    • @TD04_Trav
      @TD04_Trav 5 років тому +5

      @@MEGASTRIX not at all. The United states hasn't broken a law of war before

  • @imhulki463
    @imhulki463 5 років тому +334

    #1 rule.
    No hacks (aimbot, wallhack, etc.)

  • @rau1488
    @rau1488 4 роки тому +130

    "Do not damage trees"
    Orcs in LOTR: Observe

    • @flagger0573
      @flagger0573 3 роки тому +4

      This comment radiates energy

  • @jacobbrummett6570
    @jacobbrummett6570 2 роки тому +3

    All I can think about is Ukraine when he says civilians shouldn't be harmed in war.

  • @Vahkii
    @Vahkii 5 років тому +205

    The Geneva Convention? More like a suggestion!

    • @xxXXDrDreXXxx
      @xxXXDrDreXXxx 5 років тому +1

      Vahki more like get convicted by ICC for war crimes if you’re dumb enough to break these rules

    • @FrankLloydTeh
      @FrankLloydTeh 5 років тому +4

      @@xxXXDrDreXXxx The ICC has police force? Say US generals torture a prisoner of war - captured in camera. The ICC can swoop in and jail the general?

    • @xxXXDrDreXXxx
      @xxXXDrDreXXxx 5 років тому

      @@FrankLloydTeh ICC issues arrest warrants which are executed by nations police.

    • @DxvinderSingh1699
      @DxvinderSingh1699 5 років тому +1

      From Simpson’s eh?

    • @memesterlizer7536
      @memesterlizer7536 5 років тому +2

      ICC = Ice Cold Cum

  • @aerohk
    @aerohk 5 років тому +400

    Hollow-points bullet that the police uses: NOT OK.
    Nuke: OK

    • @jordanreeseyre
      @jordanreeseyre 5 років тому +5

      Any WMD used in a civilian area would legally be not OK.
      Hollowpoints not OK because they're judged excessive to neutralise an enemy

    • @tomdalonzo5786
      @tomdalonzo5786 5 років тому +7

      Hollow-points being banned is part of the Hague Conventions, many countries did not sign this particular treaty

    • @onerandomboi5246
      @onerandomboi5246 5 років тому +1

      I heard it has something to do with unnecessary suffering as hollow points are mostly to wound and prevent collateral damage.

    • @strickersniper7909
      @strickersniper7909 5 років тому +10

      Nukes are actually illegal under the nuclear arms treaty

    • @hardcorealpha7924
      @hardcorealpha7924 5 років тому +1

      @@strickersniper7909 drugs are also illegal

  • @widevader
    @widevader 3 роки тому +542

    "In war you cant use pepper spray"
    Police be like: its only in war

    • @redjupiter2236
      @redjupiter2236 3 роки тому +8

      Your right, it can’t be used in war but it can be used on our own civilians to deter violence and riots, but what would you replace tear gas with? Bc it’s very effective in stopping riots and pushing people out of riot zones

    • @widevader
      @widevader 3 роки тому +6

      @@redjupiter2236 it was a joke, but i would implement dictatorship, with military everywhere, if people were to try and riot they would be incarcerated or killed. Or just use regular rubber bullets and water canons, which isnt illegal to use in war.

    • @widevader
      @widevader 3 роки тому +3

      @@redjupiter2236 in our own, so you want to put it inside civilians, thats some next level tactics, were you thinking something like implementing some type of canister inside a human body that would activate if they were in a riot, or maybe some type of brain implant that would mirror simmilar effect of tear gass.

    • @МИЛОШ-ч8и
      @МИЛОШ-ч8и 3 роки тому +3

      Jugoslavia 🥺

    • @widevader
      @widevader 3 роки тому +2

      @@МИЛОШ-ч8и nedostaje mi takodje 😔

  • @mau_nandez3265
    @mau_nandez3265 3 роки тому +17

    When you mistake a medics + for being target practice

  • @abrar8375
    @abrar8375 3 роки тому +161

    "In war all is fair"
    "ummm no, actually no, actually let's get some rules"

    • @The_Electric_54
      @The_Electric_54 3 роки тому +8

      The only morals I think should be allowed are no killing civilians and no nuclear bombs.

    • @ewadfe3705
      @ewadfe3705 3 роки тому

      @@The_Electric_54 yes i agree

    • @kramarancko1107
      @kramarancko1107 3 роки тому

      @Gefffh Honckull how does that help them win

  • @unpicklerunpickled5805
    @unpicklerunpickled5805 5 років тому +557

    Rule 1: no foul language

  • @Powerkip1996
    @Powerkip1996 5 років тому +461

    how does one clear a forest with a flamethrower without damaging trees?

    • @samoak123
      @samoak123 5 років тому +14

      dont use flame thrower agent orange defoliates trees without hurting them

    • @havocnationriders755
      @havocnationriders755 5 років тому +29

      @@samoak123 it also gives people cancer and birth defects.

    • @botsarefun8916
      @botsarefun8916 5 років тому +5

      Havoc Nation Riders but it still does it job right? Right....?

    • @slademore1219
      @slademore1219 5 років тому +14

      @@botsarefun8916 when the next 10 generations of your family look like the hills have eyes mutants then tell me agent orange is better than a flamethrower

    • @rohansharma9552
      @rohansharma9552 5 років тому

      Genius

  • @dylandepetro4187
    @dylandepetro4187 2 роки тому +2

    “What is the point of the genevia convention if our enemies are not willing to follow the same guidelines?” A famous or infamous quote depending on how you look at it. But the so called “rules of war” sort of puts the countries that agree to follow them at a severe disadvantage when fighting against someone who has no intention of following them?

  • @curtissowah2681
    @curtissowah2681 5 років тому +199

    Prisoners can’t be tourterd
    North Korea : hold my assault rifle

  • @eduardor1446
    @eduardor1446 4 роки тому +80

    1:03 homie missed every single shot smh

  • @neonknight-1522
    @neonknight-1522 5 років тому +121

    I never knew torturing was not allowed in war since its so common.

    • @luigi7781
      @luigi7781 2 роки тому +4

      That's probably a rule people break all the time.

  • @homevalueglass3809
    @homevalueglass3809 Рік тому +3

    Watching shows like Band of Brothers, I always found it crazy to watch the medics running around on the battle field treating the wounded while heavy machine gun fire is still going on.

  • @Gnerf
    @Gnerf 5 років тому +658

    Rule #1
    No T bagging

    • @albetard7070
      @albetard7070 5 років тому +7

      Yeah I'm a war criminal now

    • @0divide136
      @0divide136 5 років тому +2

      xdd csgo bruh moments

    • @munchmaquche5456
      @munchmaquche5456 5 років тому +3

      He is talking to you sweaty war soldiers

    • @acruelmisfortune291
      @acruelmisfortune291 5 років тому +1

      Gnerf ima be court marshaled when I’m caught :( or shot on sight

    • @bimm_ble
      @bimm_ble 5 років тому +2

      Halo Spartans: *NERVOUS SWEATING*

  • @ZombieFighter95
    @ZombieFighter95 4 роки тому +2519

    This video in a nutshell: The USA commits a lot of war crimes.

    • @leoarevalo6786
      @leoarevalo6786 4 роки тому +87

      In a war do a false surrender to trick the enemy

    • @Sportx38
      @Sportx38 4 роки тому +135

      And isis and Germany and everybody else

    • @usaxismaker2096
      @usaxismaker2096 4 роки тому +47

      So did japan

    • @fenrir-i2n
      @fenrir-i2n 4 роки тому +125

      @@usaxismaker2096 so did every country

    • @teh_nooble
      @teh_nooble 4 роки тому +8

      @@leoarevalo6786 Don’t suggest armies to commit war crimes, my guy.

  • @kidcheater5786
    @kidcheater5786 4 роки тому +85

    Prisoner: Let me go!
    Captor: No way pig!
    Prisoner: Looks like you just broke the convention with mental torture.

    • @kami3726
      @kami3726 2 роки тому +1

      understandable have a nice day

  • @madpilot7214
    @madpilot7214 3 роки тому +10

    This is a truly excellent guide and helped us to show what is best to do during war, thanks The Info graphics show!"
    -Japanese Army seeing this video during WW2

  • @saumyashah7978
    @saumyashah7978 5 років тому +262

    I bet Lego minefields aren't allowed.

    • @zachwatson319
      @zachwatson319 5 років тому

      Saumya Shah The LEGO comments are immature and for little kids. Grow up

    • @sawg1261
      @sawg1261 5 років тому +3

      @@zachwatson319 i bet youre an immature child

    • @pedrodoesmath8106
      @pedrodoesmath8106 5 років тому

      Zachary Watson thats the point

    • @diolight9450
      @diolight9450 5 років тому

      Legos don't hurt that much for me it is just weird

    • @aeroboi2862
      @aeroboi2862 5 років тому

      @@diolight9450 You dont have a foot just like you dont have a life.

  • @thisismykingdomcome8743
    @thisismykingdomcome8743 3 роки тому +91

    Everyone: We have rules
    Also everyone: Rules are meant to be broken

  • @wispyybtw3504
    @wispyybtw3504 3 роки тому +455

    “We didn’t realize that we were making memories, we were just having fun”
    -Winnie the Pooh

    • @theorangeheadedfella
      @theorangeheadedfella 3 роки тому +31

      why does this have anything to do with any of this video

    • @wispyybtw3504
      @wispyybtw3504 3 роки тому +23

      @@theorangeheadedfella Just think about it

    • @bemotivated8443
      @bemotivated8443 3 роки тому +7

      @@theorangeheadedfella let’s just say there is a certain Square in China if you know what I mean

    • @upbeat3535
      @upbeat3535 3 роки тому +5

      @Finn O'Keeffe memories of going to war

    • @mmgaming-pu7zt
      @mmgaming-pu7zt 3 роки тому +15

      -winnie the pooh eating his honey after he commits 251 federal war crimes.

  • @AngelOfKnowledge
    @AngelOfKnowledge 3 роки тому +9

    I wish this channel would get straight to the point more often and not circling around it that much; besides that this channel is really good :D

  • @Sumraketti
    @Sumraketti 5 років тому +172

    “No chemical weapons”
    *laughs in smoke*

    • @mrmr_zoomie
      @mrmr_zoomie 5 років тому +5

      *currently vaping* what if I’m killing myself?

    • @biggussdickuss5184
      @biggussdickuss5184 4 роки тому

      Zoomie its an R6S reference.

  • @alexanderhill-cp8be
    @alexanderhill-cp8be 4 роки тому +461

    POW: *captured*
    Enemy: "We will torture you"
    POW: *Pulls out Get out of Jail free card*
    Enemy: "W...w..wait....can he do that..."

  • @doomslayer5713
    @doomslayer5713 5 років тому +153

    The rules have changed.
    Captain Price.

    • @yourscumbagkid6031
      @yourscumbagkid6031 5 років тому +14

      "Going dark"
      Lights a cigar

    • @eazyethan4944
      @eazyethan4944 5 років тому

      Doom Slayer the more they stay the same

    • @doomslayer5713
      @doomslayer5713 5 років тому +3

      @@eazyethan4944 The more rules change the more they stay the same.
      General Shepard

    • @moroccomapper4335
      @moroccomapper4335 5 років тому +1

      Mission failure we'll get 'em next time
      -ghost
      R.I.P ghost reason of death:american general shepard shot and burned him and his comrade alive as he wanted more power than british

    • @orangeboi3387
      @orangeboi3387 5 років тому +2

      the history is written by the winners
      -captain shepard

  • @justinx1898
    @justinx1898 2 роки тому +2

    I think u forgot a rule…
    “Everything’s legal if there are no witnesses”