There's No Rule That Says a Bigfoot Can't Play Basketball (Big and Hairy) (Movie Nights)

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  • @tymothyyoung1530
    @tymothyyoung1530 4 роки тому +31

    That shot where big foot is in a onesie and is looking down, like he's watching the kid sleep in bed. If I opened my eyes and saw that exact same thing, I'd literally scream myself to death. At that point he looks more like he's just killed someone and is using their face to come say hi.
    Just NOPE. Who thought that face was kid friendly, they had one job and failed.
    Oh and love the channel xx

  • @PaleLeafs
    @PaleLeafs 5 років тому +60

    Lol my mom was the overly enthusiastic cheerleader! Colleen fox
    And she was like 20 playing a 12/13 year old XD

    • @dancepiglover
      @dancepiglover Рік тому +4

      I looked through the rule book and there’s no rule that a 20 year old can’t be a cheerleader at this middle school basketball game.

  • @ryandowney8743
    @ryandowney8743 6 років тому +57

    The Bigfoot makeup reminds me of the horrifying makeup in White Chicks.

  • @raggletaggle8827
    @raggletaggle8827 5 років тому +38

    OMG I'm having TRAUMATIC flashbacks where my school P.E class(also known as gym class) would order us to dance to this exact version of 'Stuck in the middle with you' OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OOOOOVEEER
    And once the teachers finally got bored of that the next year? High. School. Musical. It's like they were sadists who basked in the glow of our torture.

    • @jafrytvasia9609
      @jafrytvasia9609 4 роки тому +3

      Raggle Taggle the horror...

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 4 роки тому +3

      I'm so sorry

    • @twig8523
      @twig8523 3 роки тому +3

      It was "tie a yellow ribbon 'round the old oak tree" while learning square dancing ... But just a few weeks out of the year. Leaned the chicken dance & YMCA as well. Suburban elementary school in the 90's is less nostalgic than pop culture would have you believe.

    • @Joe90h
      @Joe90h 3 роки тому +1

      I gotta wonder... Given how that song is synonymous now with a man being tortured for information and getting his ear cut off, were they forcing you yo dance to it because they were using it as torture?

  • @monroeriddell5822
    @monroeriddell5822 4 роки тому +18

    I want to know HOW many family movies in the 90s had animals playing sports. Big and Hairy, Ed, Air Bud, MVP. This was a weird trend in the 90s.

  • @sugarskullbyte3773
    @sugarskullbyte3773 3 роки тому +9

    I feel like this would've been better if Quirkison Dad and/or Picasso could've made a sentient lawn ornament as the titular character. It could be silly, and maybe terrifying, but at least it's something linked to the whole lawn ornament thing.

  • @StarlightPrism
    @StarlightPrism 8 років тому +94

    So the bigfoot is allowed to play basketball as long as he attends the school... Most schools have rules where students on teams have to make certain grades to be allowed to stay on. Does the bigfoot meet the academic standards? Or is this one of those schools where the athletes are so revered that the teachers inflate their grades?

    • @blackmumba111
      @blackmumba111 8 років тому +17

      Bumstock forces them to forget about the academic requirements

    • @jacksullivan4741
      @jacksullivan4741 6 років тому +4

      So none of the people in garden gnome island have graduated school that makes a lot of sense

    • @widdershins3785
      @widdershins3785 5 років тому +2

      Unless he's already smarter than most of the athletes.

  • @Arrowdodger
    @Arrowdodger 7 років тому +30

    The coach looks like he's cosplaying Billy Mays.

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 6 років тому +12

      "Yes, I've got a sasquatch on my team. BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!"

  • @bradleyelsken622
    @bradleyelsken622 6 років тому +14

    You know a movie was filmed in Canada when you see a bit player and go "Oh hey! That guy was in Battlestar Galactica!"

  • @Tareltonlives
    @Tareltonlives 3 роки тому +12

    Sasquatch to the left of me, Lawn gnomes to the right
    Stuck in the middle with Bumstock

  • @nathanforester5993
    @nathanforester5993 9 років тому +22

    That bigfoot looks like a rejected Planet Of The Apes design crossed with Rocky Dennis.

  • @TheBechtloff
    @TheBechtloff 9 років тому +57

    These "Movie Nights" episodes are great, I'm amazed they don't get more views.

    • @riokamishiroakameragkastle3077
      @riokamishiroakameragkastle3077 8 років тому +1

      +TheBechtloff Does anyone know how to download this movie from the internet.
      P.S. That movie is an Air Bud ripoff...

    • @justindenney-hall5875
      @justindenney-hall5875 7 років тому +3

      TheBechtloff the episodes with phelan are the best !

    • @greenkoopa
      @greenkoopa 2 роки тому

      You should share it

  • @nemothenobody7859
    @nemothenobody7859 7 років тому +22

    It is a well-known fact that sasquatches play basketball as a mating ritual in the wild.

  • @dennyreynolds2190
    @dennyreynolds2190 Рік тому +3

    "That is not a porn, but would probably be better if it was" Good lord, if that face showed up in any sort of sexual scenario.

  • @CatzBell
    @CatzBell 8 років тому +30

    Phelan looks so done with this movie. lol.

  • @jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787
    @jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787 6 років тому +5

    The Bigfoot looks like a horribly mutilated and mutated Mculley Culken

  • @k.artware
    @k.artware 5 років тому +5

    Coach is played by Donnelly Rhodes of Canadian series "Danger Bay" (1985-1990).

  • @akiameko1984
    @akiameko1984 5 років тому +6

    I heard that version of "Stuck in the middle with you," and literally cringed into a ball. Like curled up into a ball. I kinda wanna see who did that version, the singer sounds like he's doing a really bad impression of Bob Dylan, and the beat is all the fuck off.

  • @docthemetalfreak
    @docthemetalfreak 9 років тому +14

    I could swear this movie waz the original idea to "Teen Wolf Three". which may explain why it waz never made lol.

  • @MISFITaddict
    @MISFITaddict 2 роки тому +2

    This bigfoot definitely resembles the guy Hannibal lecture killed By feeding his face to the dog

  • @funfunfun275
    @funfunfun275 3 роки тому +3

    Finally found this video again. It is amazing.

  • @michaelwithay
    @michaelwithay 9 років тому +19

    That Bigfoot is going to haunt my dreams.

  • @MrBofinn
    @MrBofinn 4 роки тому +4

    I spent the whole time waiting for Mr. Blonde to show up with his straight-razor. What a letdown.

  • @U014B
    @U014B 8 років тому +8

    18:38 That would be the Roanoke Colony in North Carolina.

  • @justindenney-hall5875
    @justindenney-hall5875 7 років тому +9

    Movie Nights This bigfoot movie can't be as bad as "cry wilderness" I just that one the MST3K reboot lol.

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 6 років тому +1

      I'm surprised this one doesn't like Coke too.
      PICASSO!! YOUR FATHER IS AN ANNOYING IDIOT! HE NEEDS YOUR HELP!

  • @DashingPunkSamurai
    @DashingPunkSamurai 3 роки тому +1

    This Bigfoot’s face looks like Zelda from Pet Semetary . So much more disturbing than intended.

  • @theoriginalmrjguill3803
    @theoriginalmrjguill3803 8 років тому +10

    it looks like a bigger version of "stink"/chaka from 90s land of the lost.

  • @SunyCartoons
    @SunyCartoons Рік тому

    Stuck In The Middle With You is one of my favorite songs, but the cover from this movie gives me psychic damage.

  • @quinnzykir
    @quinnzykir 4 роки тому +2

    This feels like someone wanted to make a twin peaks movie but didn’t get twin peaks

  • @kyleshiflet9952
    @kyleshiflet9952 3 роки тому +3

    That Bigfoot is lucky this wasn't set in Texas it'd be over quickly after taking a buckshot to the head by a hunter

  • @LaDracul
    @LaDracul 9 років тому +8

    Seriously, that sasquatch looks more like an orangutan.

  • @masterof4elements826
    @masterof4elements826 6 років тому +2

    John Boy Walton!! Wow they really rolled out the red carpet.

  • @mattc060793
    @mattc060793 9 місяців тому

    As a kid I received this movie as a Christmas present one year. I watched it and immediately knew it was garbage, or at least.........QUIRKY. Of course this was before streaming so I watched it as part of the movie collection a number of times. It's funny how such a strange movie can have a nostalgic part of my heart. I still wonder why Stealer's Wheel allowed their song to be covered in such a horrible way.

  • @rorylumley4727
    @rorylumley4727 6 років тому +6

    There really is no rule against non humans playing basket ball and the decsion is up the refferee.

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 6 років тому +5

      There's no rule Movie Nights can't also have a Sasquatch Week

  • @AICabal
    @AICabal 5 років тому +2

    What? There's no rule saying I can't play basketball while driving a Tank.

  • @juliagoodwin3461
    @juliagoodwin3461 4 роки тому +3

    What even is this movie?!

  • @c0ketehwhale
    @c0ketehwhale 3 роки тому +1

    3:40 Hah. My brother was that guy. Clean up super hard and then fall asleep sitting up so he can drop his cigarette and light himself on fire. Classic.

  • @thomaspalazzolo5902
    @thomaspalazzolo5902 4 роки тому +1

    So a big strong fantasy monster that sounds like the Swedish Chef?
    Borc.

  • @dancepiglover
    @dancepiglover Рік тому

    The people in this town seemed to make a bigger deal out of the coach with a beard than that of the actual Bigfoot family.

  • @nightfallphylie5921
    @nightfallphylie5921 4 роки тому +1

    Phelous and Lupa can you review the movie called "Convoy?" Or "Snakes on a plane?" Please??

  • @deskish3930
    @deskish3930 Рік тому

    i've watched this review several times and i just now realised that their last name isn't actually "the quirkensons"

  • @starlimitz2
    @starlimitz2 4 роки тому +2

    I suddenly crave Cherry Coke

  • @rorylumley4727
    @rorylumley4727 5 років тому +5

    How uncommon are men with beards in this town that their imediatly to think he is a sasquatch. I could kinda understand if he had a long sragly beard and hair.

    • @limalepakko6074
      @limalepakko6074 Рік тому

      The people of this island are video game npcs and the character creator didn't have a beard option

  • @illlogick7151
    @illlogick7151 Рік тому

    Timeless review

  • @agentleman4610
    @agentleman4610 6 років тому +3

    You know it would have been cliched as hell but it would have been so much better if the team had been underdogs narratively.

  • @ARMADILLOARMADILLO
    @ARMADILLOARMADILLO 5 років тому +1

    What was the head explosion clip from?

  • @CharlemagneSupernova
    @CharlemagneSupernova 7 років тому +17

    I'm appalled by the absolute bigotry towards bigfoot. They keep calling them killers when there is no evidence in the movie for it, only their implicit racism.

  • @jacksullivan4741
    @jacksullivan4741 6 років тому +2

    Next there going to get a moth man to play tennis because he there’s no rule that says you can’t

  • @MyMagnificentOctopus
    @MyMagnificentOctopus 4 роки тому +1

    Bigfoot looks like he should be offering Kirk tranya.

  • @DashingPunkSamurai
    @DashingPunkSamurai 3 роки тому

    I know I’m six years late, but hear me out: Big Foot/ Teen Wolf one on one!

  • @nickducharme5104
    @nickducharme5104 4 роки тому

    I used to watch this as a kid on VHS. I don't mind it. But it is TeenWolf with a Bigfoot and not a werewolf

  • @justinmartin69jm
    @justinmartin69jm 7 років тому +2

    Harry and the Hendersons meets Teen Wolf

  • @BobbinandGuidoShow
    @BobbinandGuidoShow 7 років тому +2

    you never go full big foot...everybody knows that...

  • @nomduclavier
    @nomduclavier 5 років тому

    There are enough Bigfoot pornos, thanks

  • @marcrubin8844
    @marcrubin8844 2 роки тому +1

    This movie seems to be sort of a Teen Wolf knock off..I wonder if this movie was made after Teen Wolf

  • @Arrowdodger
    @Arrowdodger 7 років тому +7

    This movie is awful, but I kinda get a kick out of it being a post-bigfood discovery society. Like, people have made peace with this.

  • @VeganJustToAnnoyYou
    @VeganJustToAnnoyYou 8 років тому +8

    Teen Wolf anyone?

    • @gwendolynwestwind9764
      @gwendolynwestwind9764 6 років тому +2

      I get a considerable amount of amusement that Allison summarized Teen Wolf as "Sasquatch plays basketball, goes surprsingly well" and then found a movie where that is literally the entire plot.

    • @mixwidman5458
      @mixwidman5458 4 роки тому

      As soon as I saw the thumbnail.

  • @e93sports80
    @e93sports80 Рік тому

    Nice!

  • @oliversacco7320
    @oliversacco7320 2 роки тому

    Light it on fire

  • @jacksullivan4741
    @jacksullivan4741 7 років тому +1

    Oh my😄

  • @jafrytvasia9609
    @jafrytvasia9609 4 роки тому +1

    Like a chica cherry cola

  • @jacksullivan4741
    @jacksullivan4741 6 років тому +1

    I forget are Sasquatch’s herbivores or are yeti’s herbivores

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 6 років тому +1

      In traditional myth, both are carnivores. In cryptozoology circles, they're omnivores that prefer vegetation and fruits.

    • @IsaacMayerCreativeWorks
      @IsaacMayerCreativeWorks 5 років тому +5

      In real life, neither of them exist

  • @quinnzykir
    @quinnzykir 4 роки тому +2

    Man. This island is really..... white

  • @jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787
    @jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787 6 років тому

    Wait... did the people who made this movie actually call the family the quirkinsons ? Seriously ?

  • @brendakrieger7000
    @brendakrieger7000 Рік тому

    🎷🎶

  • @CHMagIIIVFX
    @CHMagIIIVFX 6 років тому +7

    This seems like the whitest island in history...

  • @sholem_bond
    @sholem_bond 2 роки тому +1

    18:40 the Roanoke colonists just went to live with and intermarried with the surrounding Native American tribes, there's genetic evidence suggesting this. People just spread the "they mysteriously disappeared" story because 1. it's spooky and more exciting, and 2. racism.

  • @ukchanak
    @ukchanak 4 роки тому

    But he's.... kinda short?

  • @riokamishiroakameragkastle3077
    @riokamishiroakameragkastle3077 8 років тому +2

    Where can I get this movie on the internet? Where can I download it? Please send me a link. No false lies or viruses!
    Yes this movie is so bad but I'm jersey fetish. I need to take screenshots on those blue, red, and green jerseys since they aren't made in this time of year for like ever! Hell I can't even find the fabrics.

    • @thatdeadlytruth5548
      @thatdeadlytruth5548 8 років тому

      +Rio Kamishiro aka Merag Kastle you are weird for a barian...

    • @11comecastk11
      @11comecastk11 7 років тому

      I know this is over a year late, but you can find it on youtube now.

  • @olivermarijuanajones5041
    @olivermarijuanajones5041 5 років тому +2

    Not at all weirdly racist that this movie confuses Sasquatches with Aboriginals. Bigfoot doesn't go on that many walkabouts, after all...

  • @AmityvilleFan
    @AmityvilleFan 6 років тому

    Why were you shaking Lupa?

  • @quinnzykir
    @quinnzykir 4 роки тому +1

    The big foot looks like Ivanka trumps true form

  • @timm5362
    @timm5362 9 років тому +8

    Big foot? I thought that was Bruce Jenner

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 7 років тому +1

      Looks even a little like Caitlyn Jenner!

  • @Thrakus
    @Thrakus 6 років тому

    He looks like that because he is the son of Steve Austin and his wife the Sasquatch.

  • @wombspace_oxygenator
    @wombspace_oxygenator 5 років тому +1

    ugh, this Bigfoot reminds of Michael Myers... wait, is he related to William Shatner ?