Danielle Cohn Can't Stop Lying...

Поділитися
Вставка
  • Опубліковано 27 вер 2024
  • In Danielle Cohn Can't Stop Lying we look at Dani Cohn and her new video "The Truth..." in which she responds to the Danielle Cohn age scandal. Danielle Cohn finally acts her own age as she buys a mansion (which is definitely not also a lie).
    Twitter: @JamesMarriottYT (James Marriott)

КОМЕНТАРІ • 4,7 тис.

  • @j0rdan_cyr1l
    @j0rdan_cyr1l 5 років тому +524

    "This is the laundry, like... room where you do your laundry"
    I had no idea

    • @vladaling219
      @vladaling219 5 років тому +3

      same thing as- This is the bedroom.. like, a place called a bedroom where there is a room and a bed

    • @alyviaplaysroblox9216
      @alyviaplaysroblox9216 5 років тому +3

      THesE ArE My FaViRoTe StAiRs ThEy Go Up

  • @polliefletcher
    @polliefletcher 5 років тому +8477

    Danielle Cohn is the definition of “I’m not like other girls.”

  • @heejinified3656
    @heejinified3656 5 років тому +4483

    She said she “had” dyslexia, THERE is NO cure for it, its a lifetime thing. Wow dani, learn.

    • @raquelhernandez1209
      @raquelhernandez1209 5 років тому +231

      You can grow out of it..but ya no cure. Lol. Two of my kids have it and they're teacher for dyslexia told me they will have it for the rest of their lives but they can grow out of it.

    • @shaloamnenja12yearsago29
      @shaloamnenja12yearsago29 5 років тому +70

      ye, oh shit. Here comes some more dislexias

    • @NTheDragon0
      @NTheDragon0 5 років тому +78

      How can you cure something that isn't a disease or illness? It's a learning difficulty, you can overcome it even if it takes a long time. Yes you might still struggle. But even the worst cases can learn how to read and write eventually.

    • @shaloamnenja12yearsago29
      @shaloamnenja12yearsago29 5 років тому +53

      -N- Tertain, you can learn to read and write with it but dyslexia will always effect you.

    • @jasminebutler4321
      @jasminebutler4321 5 років тому +10

      learning that will take awhile XD

  • @bobcakes_769
    @bobcakes_769 5 років тому +3703

    Even if she’s “14” she still dated a 17 year old when she was 11

    • @metrea3179
      @metrea3179 4 роки тому +399

      bobcakes _ it’s not even the fact she dated someone who is 17, it’s the fact that a 17 year old thinks it’s ok to date someone who is 11

    • @metrea3179
      @metrea3179 4 роки тому +221

      bobcakes _ 11 year olds don’t know any better most of the time. 17 year olds should and it’s concerning that they don’t

    • @everetti8943
      @everetti8943 4 роки тому +101

      The most disgusting thing about her is that she acts like an adult, her mum is just ew too

    • @aepixel7747
      @aepixel7747 4 роки тому +79

      Danielle Cohn when she was 11: *dates 17 y/o*
      Me (11): *watches yt all day*

    • @milcahrafon
      @milcahrafon 4 роки тому +11

      Crap, that's a minor. Jezzuss, what is wrong with dizz people😕

  • @yourereadingthisinyourhead8941
    @yourereadingthisinyourhead8941 5 років тому +1540

    "you're barley out of the womb" *I'M DEAD*

  • @gemstnegacha6738
    @gemstnegacha6738 5 років тому +1001

    *"Having followers does not make you a better person."* *-James Marriott 2019*

  • @elsa3231
    @elsa3231 5 років тому +3800

    Danielle: “I had A dyslexia”
    Me: I just lost all hope in humanity

  • @hwtival
    @hwtival 4 роки тому +270

    -Dani "Im 15!!"
    -Me "I swear she was 15 for like 3 years-

    • @Scarecrow_Crane
      @Scarecrow_Crane 2 роки тому +2

      Someone: so, how long have you been 15?
      Dani: A while.

  • @Bread_4225
    @Bread_4225 5 років тому +1005

    As a proud dyslexic person. I give you James Marriott of UA-cam the permission of taking the mick of dyslexia.

  • @weapingwillow82
    @weapingwillow82 5 років тому +7287

    “I’m always super honest with you guys*
    *literally lies about being pregnant and getting married*

    • @sarahthegrapes2528
      @sarahthegrapes2528 5 років тому +210

      *and her age*

    • @ethanbrown6188
      @ethanbrown6188 5 років тому +182

      *And about her boyfriend's parents*

    • @anaescobar8746
      @anaescobar8746 5 років тому +112

      macie Perez and the fact that her boyfriend and her broke up because he would’ve gone to jail for dating her underaged self

    • @tyronetalam8488
      @tyronetalam8488 5 років тому +32

      And then that newer issue with her now ex

    • @kendallearley65
      @kendallearley65 5 років тому +28

      Oh and the house they just lied about

  • @방구리-f3u
    @방구리-f3u 5 років тому +2298

    Danielle: bullies someone
    Oh well, it doesn’t matter, i have over 3 million followers who will still love me

    • @viktorialiskova7111
      @viktorialiskova7111 5 років тому +115

      ppl that follow her are only:
      1. perverts
      2. brainwashed kids
      3. haters that want to be the first one who will dislike her video
      4. ppl who forgot their password for their old account on youtube

    • @moonsunismarried
      @moonsunismarried 5 років тому +7

      @@viktorialiskova7111 HAHAHAHA SO TRUE! Psychopaths too😈

    • @율동-s7v
      @율동-s7v 5 років тому +6

      @@moonsunismarried
      Lets not insult psychopaths now...

    • @moonsunismarried
      @moonsunismarried 5 років тому

      @@율동-s7v I'm sorry dear hooman🤣

    • @elmariajin9857
      @elmariajin9857 5 років тому

      @@viktorialiskova7111 😂😂😂😂so trueee...

  • @kiwikatie4400
    @kiwikatie4400 5 років тому +492

    So.. she’s 11 and got held back ONE year, how’d 11 get to 15??

    • @susansanborn5686
      @susansanborn5686 4 роки тому +36

      she did say after that she got held back more times after that... but kids in elementary school don’t get held back more than once, if at all lmao it also wouldn’t explain the fact that her mom uploaded a video in 2012 saying her daughter was 6 years old

    • @beefoster7623
      @beefoster7623 4 роки тому +2

      @Susan Sanborn
      I think they can be held back multiple times I don't know anyone who has, but I do know 6 other people+me that have been held back once.

    • @TMonster1206
      @TMonster1206 4 роки тому +1

      Well at the moment shes 14 so....maybe she did get held back a bunch? But if she did she wouldnt be in 10th or anything, I dont know how to do the math but if she kept getting held back she would be in like....8th grade or some shit idfk

    • @monomakesmecrystill1252
      @monomakesmecrystill1252 4 роки тому +2

      @@TMonster1206 you can only be half back one year in school in the USA by law like her audience doesn't know because they are kids but girl is making shit up

    • @monomakesmecrystill1252
      @monomakesmecrystill1252 4 роки тому +1

      @@beefoster7623 By law in the USA where Danni is you can be held back once anything more is illegal

  • @yourmum1330
    @yourmum1330 5 років тому +2778

    Thicc papi has returned

    • @evie_8063
      @evie_8063 5 років тому +18

      Your Mum we have the same fucking user name 🤠

    • @okokok44
      @okokok44 5 років тому +6

      JajJjajsjahd papi

    • @skye3943
      @skye3943 5 років тому +9

      @@evie_8063 What about me?

    • @myst_zed9703
      @myst_zed9703 5 років тому +9

      *No homo tho"

    • @meanieeheart4236
      @meanieeheart4236 5 років тому +8

      your mum has entered the chat

  • @Readmynamelol
    @Readmynamelol 5 років тому +2566

    My best friend has dyslexia and she’s passed all her classes and with honors... hmmm

    • @SonicXtreme99akaCreeperMario
      @SonicXtreme99akaCreeperMario 5 років тому +91

      COINCIDENCE?
      I THINK NOT

    • @zuzu6864
      @zuzu6864 5 років тому +206

      One of my classmates also has dyslexia and he also passed all classes....
      So... Double the
      *hmmmmm*

    • @theirs5461
      @theirs5461 5 років тому +122

      I got dyslexia and I’m passing me mocks no problems

    • @lifewithme1417
      @lifewithme1417 5 років тому +32

      Grecia Nardulli same I had it 2 Nd I did just fine I’m a A B student😂

    • @duckilyart7429
      @duckilyart7429 5 років тому +40

      Disabilites affect people differently??

  • @Kalinýchtapunpun
    @Kalinýchtapunpun 5 років тому +867

    'i have a balcony and im IN the closet'
    I LOVE JAMES OHMYGOD

  • @sallysnuggets6385
    @sallysnuggets6385 5 років тому +6136

    This is the time we should start appreciating JoJo Siwa

  • @hannahpaz8059
    @hannahpaz8059 5 років тому +269

    bang energy isn’t for people under 18 but they’re paying a 14 year old to promote them

    • @DaHomie-tm5eo
      @DaHomie-tm5eo 5 років тому +17

      And her viewers are still on the sperm cell race so barely any sales will come either

    • @colekavanaugh4559
      @colekavanaugh4559 5 років тому

      @@DaHomie-tm5eo If you've seen the screenshot she posted of her Instagram stats page when she hit 3 million followers, you'd have noticed that almost 2/3 of her followers are 18 - 24 years old.

  • @a.h7002
    @a.h7002 5 років тому +2550

    James: *you all have dirty minds don’t you?*
    June 2019: *69k likes...*

  • @danielthomas2772
    @danielthomas2772 5 років тому +410

    If James is the alcohol I need to go to rehab

    • @darchenie-4752
      @darchenie-4752 5 років тому +2

      @@mechykb8624 i see ur comments everywhere

    • @Tee-cm1pp
      @Tee-cm1pp 5 років тому

      darchenie - LITERALLY SAMEE

  • @randomperson5260
    @randomperson5260 5 років тому +582

    Dani Cohn:*exists*
    James: im about to end this Mans whole career

  • @parksunghye8574
    @parksunghye8574 5 років тому +4242

    *porky pies* how British can you get James 😂

    • @walterclements3433
      @walterclements3433 5 років тому +135

      He Was Born In Switzerland Surprisingly
      And He Is One Of The Most British People I’ve Seen

    • @walterclements3433
      @walterclements3433 5 років тому +28

      @Stella Kennedy uhh....uhhh
      You Get Gulag

    • @13bot.
      @13bot. 5 років тому +13

      Yes He Does Get Good

    • @jan_kest
      @jan_kest 5 років тому +17

      Still Waiting For Him To Say "Juicy Bits".

    • @goodjobeli
      @goodjobeli 5 років тому +19

      I'm Joining This Thread Just To Say.......Beans.

  • @eeshanmishra3973
    @eeshanmishra3973 4 роки тому +397

    James:
    She is either 12 or 14
    Also James:
    She is 3 weeks old

  • @elenacoyle3460
    @elenacoyle3460 5 років тому +341

    “imagine ur brain had testicles... well it doesn’t get better dickheads” i can’t

  • @honeymoonmsp6733
    @honeymoonmsp6733 5 років тому +632

    Right when he made a unbrella academy joke I subscribed

    • @ClungeWizard
      @ClungeWizard 5 років тому +36

      Suuuure it definitely wasn't because your peenid would grow 4 inches

    • @ryanavfcc
      @ryanavfcc 5 років тому +8

      yeet tyy umbrella*

    • @kirby9422
      @kirby9422 5 років тому +8

      You’ve made the right choice, I promise he’s not a nonce

    • @mayacskn
      @mayacskn 5 років тому

      It sucks

    • @kitb6052
      @kitb6052 5 років тому

      Your new
      Welcome to the shit hole that is James mariott

  • @phoebe9712
    @phoebe9712 5 років тому +3292

    She "had dyslexia"
    Where did it go, you can't fokin cure it.

    • @Hi-ge7hr
      @Hi-ge7hr 5 років тому +126

      phoebe yea boi is it bad i was thinking she was going to say "i had dyslexic" 😂

    • @Isabella-bt9xg
      @Isabella-bt9xg 5 років тому +32

      phoebe yea boi
      You can grow out of it

    • @minimuminimum
      @minimuminimum 5 років тому +138

      Isabella Eisenbach I’m not disagreeing but she said she had it rlly bad, and it kept her back a couple years, so therefore I’m gonna think that her dyslexia is gonna take a long ass time to get to the point where she isn’t gonna struggle badly.

    • @franticpug6310
      @franticpug6310 5 років тому +44

      I’ve had it since brith if this kid found the cure I want it

    • @phoebe9712
      @phoebe9712 5 років тому +11

      @@franticpug6310 same

  • @jadelyne2239
    @jadelyne2239 5 років тому +1279

    Dani: “I’m anorexic.”
    Me: Do you even know the definition of “anorexic....”

    • @jasondean4451
      @jasondean4451 4 роки тому +4

      Jadelyne22 ikr

    • @annaf2091
      @annaf2091 4 роки тому +136

      The goose ate my flip flops she’s claimed to be anorexic because she didn’t eat dinner once. 🙃 anorexia is a mental disorder (not a weight disorder, not everyone with anorexia is bone thin, however it’s common.) with 2 different subtypes, restrictive and binge and purge. either way, both subtypes are characterized solely by an unhealthy relationship with food, yourself, and low self esteem.
      you develop obsessive, and competitive behavior over nutrition, diet, exercise, and the way you look. take me for example, i eat less than 1000 calories a day, i restrictively measure my food, i weigh myself multiple times a day, i’m very competitive to see if i weigh less than other people, and i get very happy if i do, i obsessively exercise, pretty much all of my behavior is textbook restrictive subtype anorexia behavior. but i’m still overweight, due to hypoglycemia. she’s really stupid if she thinks skipping dinner is anorexia. just ask the people who go into cardiac arrest due to severe anorexia. 🙃

    • @ashelyhuizar4849
      @ashelyhuizar4849 4 роки тому +11

      @@annaf2091 yeah I used too eat 400 calories a day

    • @ashelyhuizar4849
      @ashelyhuizar4849 4 роки тому +10

      @@annaf2091 and I went to a eating recovery center

    • @annaf2091
      @annaf2091 4 роки тому +26

      Ashely dusty i’m sorry glad you got the help you needed, i know how hard it can be to recover. proud of you💕

  • @mallikb2446
    @mallikb2446 5 років тому +58

    Danielle: *gets "pregnant"*
    Also Danielle: *iT dOeSnT mAtTeR bEcAuSe I hAvE 3 mIlLiOn FoLloWeRs*

  • @ruahmim
    @ruahmim 5 років тому +76

    I have dyslexia and I was honestly so prepared for you to make a dyslexia joke. I wanted it to happen.

  • @mysticrose0012
    @mysticrose0012 4 роки тому +49

    “oh look a butterfly.. i wanna strip” im dying rn 😂😂

  • @juditastimac1178
    @juditastimac1178 5 років тому +524

    "who the hell is behind the camera?are you a fucki*g vegetable?"
    That had me dying😂

  • @ellawhelan8599
    @ellawhelan8599 5 років тому +235

    You’ve grown so much holy shit, so proud of you x

  • @strawberrycow3524
    @strawberrycow3524 5 років тому +36

    “I am the alcohol of UA-cam” -James Marriott 2019

  • @pureroseangemuse7910
    @pureroseangemuse7910 5 років тому +404

    When her English was good
    *dyslexia has leave the chat*

  • @faithybooo3378
    @faithybooo3378 5 років тому +1803

    “Growing up I had very bad dyslexia...”
    Me: Weird flex but ok

    • @jamie7237
      @jamie7237 5 років тому +16

      Faithy Booo i love ur profile picture

    • @pavneet05
      @pavneet05 5 років тому

      Yayyy Grayson

    • @HarriWasHere
      @HarriWasHere 5 років тому +26

      *_G R O W I N G U P_*

    • @harveyvalentine3818
      @harveyvalentine3818 5 років тому +24

      besides, its incurable and a lifetime thing
      i HAD very bad dyslexia

    • @joeebiden_
      @joeebiden_ 5 років тому +11

      no no she had A very bad dyslexia

  • @HannaSasmiitaofficial
    @HannaSasmiitaofficial 5 років тому +399

    James: Waiting for her to make a mistake
    Dani: IM PREGNANT 🤰🏼 😂
    What a coincidence

    • @sk8heada571
      @sk8heada571 5 років тому +1

      KIM TAEHYUNG INFIRES MAN! Nobody new it was totally faaaakkeee🤡

    • @lnbdofficial7140
      @lnbdofficial7140 4 роки тому

      Sa-
      Cri-
      Fice !!!! 😤😤😂💀

  • @samvrs
    @samvrs 5 років тому +87

    This guy makes me proud to be British 🔥😂

  • @aleccangemi111
    @aleccangemi111 5 років тому +217

    8:15 when you win the lottery and your dad who left 3 years ago suddenly returns home

  • @TTVArgusGuy
    @TTVArgusGuy 5 років тому +441

    “Porky pies” as if you weren’t British enough

  • @ebonyivory2431
    @ebonyivory2431 5 років тому +25

    "I am the ALCOHOL of UA-cam.
    Lets all get *cRUNK* "
    -JAMES MARRIOTT 2019
    That's actually iconic-

  • @iaminevitable7221
    @iaminevitable7221 5 років тому +382

    She is like a real life Roblox girlfriend

    • @pixelplatformer2964
      @pixelplatformer2964 4 роки тому +6

      Um, ok. I don’t know if you’re into that but I’m not gonna judge..

    • @jaidenoptional8761
      @jaidenoptional8761 4 роки тому +7

      gasp

    • @jynxcey2841
      @jynxcey2841 4 роки тому +1

      Phineas and Ferb

    • @GreatTasteMurder
      @GreatTasteMurder 4 роки тому +8

      YEAH LOL
      a girl who always wear crop top
      A girl who lies about her age
      A girl who is trying to be "thicc"
      A girl who is perfect

    • @markermemer6010
      @markermemer6010 4 роки тому +1

      Coco Melon coco melon bad

  • @charlietighe588
    @charlietighe588 5 років тому +32

    If ur the alcohol of youtube then im always drunk

  • @applebeezez5142
    @applebeezez5142 5 років тому +230

    Hey James, are you the one that gave Alex his hickey?

    • @quackkith
      @quackkith 5 років тому +14

      Abby the Dancer it was george lololol

    • @edenm6822
      @edenm6822 5 років тому +3

      Is that even a question

    • @applebeezez5142
      @applebeezez5142 5 років тому

      Oh Yeah Yeah George who? Like what's his last name?

    • @applebeezez5142
      @applebeezez5142 5 років тому +1

      Oh Yeah Yeah ohhh TRUE

  • @isla7023
    @isla7023 5 років тому +173

    "I've got a balcony and I'm in the closet, two can play that game" 😂😂

  • @jamination4
    @jamination4 5 років тому +117

    so then that means her dyslexia is “severe” because i have dyslexia quite badly and i haven’t been held back at all.... if your doing shit at school, go to a specialist school🤦‍♀️😂

  • @scottaaron382
    @scottaaron382 5 років тому +380

    "This is our bed, where we sleep together every night." That's a felony, but ok...

  • @despicablyawesome
    @despicablyawesome 5 років тому +63

    “we’re all slowly dying and there’s nothing we can do about it.”
    thanks james, nothing like a good dose of nihilism to start the day

  • @dancinggirly3017
    @dancinggirly3017 5 років тому +20

    7:10 threw on is my favorites 😂
    Are you a f*** VEGTABLE😂

  • @steph_xoii3608
    @steph_xoii3608 5 років тому +51

    My face when Daniele said “this is where we both sleep” 😧🤯

  • @CozyHi
    @CozyHi 5 років тому +175

    James Marriott back with another high quality video!

  • @alicerichards.
    @alicerichards. 5 років тому +673

    when u made an umbrella academy joke i had to subscribe

  • @lixinnnnnnn
    @lixinnnnnnn 4 роки тому +30

    Danielle Chon a girl.
    Girls:We don’t own her I-

  • @piscesmoon6333
    @piscesmoon6333 5 років тому +1436

    “Oooh look, a butterfly wow!”
    “I want to strip.”
    Hahahaha

    • @maxatethebeans
      @maxatethebeans 5 років тому +2

      😂

    • @mishussy
      @mishussy 5 років тому +6

      There are two types of girls

    • @regansikola5990
      @regansikola5990 5 років тому

      @@maxatethebeans I'm 11 and my brother and his friends still can't tell if I'm 5

    • @krnatsu
      @krnatsu 2 роки тому +1

      I laughed so hard when he said that

  • @mollylox1399
    @mollylox1399 5 років тому +97

    "You are barely out of the womb" hahahahaha thank you james for this A+ content

  • @oliviamiller9774
    @oliviamiller9774 5 років тому +91

    “Who the f*#@ invited Edward scissor hands?!” 😂

  • @aroinperil
    @aroinperil 5 років тому +58

    Danielle: I have 3m followers therefore you all are peasants
    World_Record_Egg: *'scuse me bish hold my beer*

  • @anilikescats
    @anilikescats 5 років тому +50

    I watched this in front of my mom...
    *OOPS.*

  • @ian9507
    @ian9507 5 років тому +228

    I have Dyslexia and it is for reading so idk why you failed multiple classes to fail if you disability it just for a only reasoning disability.

    • @13mnpl15
      @13mnpl15 5 років тому +10

      There are diffrent types of dyslexia, maybe she have the one that fuck up her brain were it concerns sight (those who have it are/can be praticaly unable to read). Or maybe her parents weren't giving a flying fuck about her education when she was little and the psychologist and school body gave her the dagionist to force her to do therapy sessions, so she have highter chances in school (quiet comonne practise were I come from) but it done nothing. Or she is simple faking it up and the only thing she know about it that other kids at school that have it are said to have problems with learning.
      v v
      Wasn't planing to make it sound that much serious ............ but it happend \ ( ` ^ ` ) / anyway

    • @camilaramirez4551
      @camilaramirez4551 5 років тому

      Kosti o

    • @snireaper4240
      @snireaper4240 5 років тому +1

      My brain died reading this

    • @kkz90210
      @kkz90210 5 років тому

      Me too

  • @itzbeelzebuddy
    @itzbeelzebuddy 5 років тому +38

    “I have a balcony and im in the closet”
    ... o h?!
    Is james ok?!! X’D

  • @lendavkanguru3520
    @lendavkanguru3520 5 років тому +367

    14? 15? 12? 11?
    *Im feeling she thinks she Doctor Who's companion or bloody what*

    • @melanie5757
      @melanie5757 5 років тому +1

      lendav känguru this doesn’t make sense

    • @lilyrose7161
      @lilyrose7161 5 років тому

      lendav känguru I lost my brain cells, thanks

    • @leeannamarieee
      @leeannamarieee 4 роки тому +2

      not that hard to understand

    • @lilblock3564
      @lilblock3564 4 роки тому

      @@leeannamarieee no no def is hard to understand

    • @gooseman6882
      @gooseman6882 3 роки тому

      Only shit she was the doctor the whole time

  • @kpdynasty
    @kpdynasty 5 років тому +134

    Daniel in milion dollar mansion
    Daniel:Laundry room is where you do your laundry
    Me in average house
    Me-shining from dignity and not being brainless

    • @mariag2056
      @mariag2056 4 роки тому +4

      This reminds me of this one time when me and some other kids were presenting for STEM. This girl and her group had a project that was at least 1000 dollars worth of plastic, wood and other useless shit while my group had a pathetic woodwn box with a plastic coke bottle sticking out the side. At the end, both of us got a 98% grade on the presentations. And everyone clapped lmao

    • @kamranhussain7221
      @kamranhussain7221 3 роки тому

      *Danielle lol

  • @joemanu96
    @joemanu96 5 років тому +60

    "My favourite part of this 7.5 million mansion is this big mirror"
    Me: Damn that says ALOT

  • @cosplic
    @cosplic 4 роки тому +18

    "I'm not going to make a joke about dyslexia..."
    *george memeulous has entered the chat*

  • @dietboi
    @dietboi 5 років тому +140

    *I thought it walked the dog!*
    I can't breathe😂

  • @dilrajgrewal3992
    @dilrajgrewal3992 5 років тому +382

    I just subbed cuz this guy is hilarious

    • @idwtbh6652
      @idwtbh6652 4 роки тому +30

      Dilraj Grewal no it’s because of the 4inch growth

    • @plastictrousers8371
      @plastictrousers8371 4 роки тому +5

      Dilraj Grewal I know 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @chi2153
      @chi2153 4 роки тому +1

      U now cool guy 😂

    • @ItzZak178
      @ItzZak178 3 роки тому +1

      @@idwtbh6652 yes

  • @squirrel6378
    @squirrel6378 4 роки тому +7

    Nobody:
    Middle School boys at sleepovers: 5:53

  • @a.j7781
    @a.j7781 5 років тому +161

    *The laundry room where you do laundry*
    Aha, you learn new things everyday 😂

    • @armylol3364
      @armylol3364 5 років тому

      The more you know...

    • @asianmidget8571
      @asianmidget8571 5 років тому

      You do laundry in the laundry room.. OF COURSE!!!! How did i not know that (8UUU

  • @kaibamar
    @kaibamar 5 років тому +58

    is fraser back to looking like dwight schrute
    this is important

  • @hwtival
    @hwtival 4 роки тому +32

    I swear she brags and lies about everything..
    Dani- "I have 3 million followers"
    Also dani- "I dont photoshop"
    And also dani- "im getting married"
    Dani again- Im 15!!
    Dani...- "im pregnant"
    And also she has a boyfriend like every month
    I really wonder when she will stop
    Dont take this seriously and go at me, im jus speaking fax 👀

  • @bleppusweppus
    @bleppusweppus 5 років тому +175

    8:37
    Did he say he was in the closet? Is he making fun of his house or is he saying he's gay?

    • @sagebell6629
      @sagebell6629 5 років тому +10

      life to live him = gae

    • @sy-zu4uz
      @sy-zu4uz 5 років тому +11

      gei

    • @shaz7982
      @shaz7982 5 років тому +4

      Simply Sage gae is dog in Korean

    • @sagebell6629
      @sagebell6629 5 років тому +1

      Jungkook is a maknae Not a hyung he’s such a cute dog amirite

    • @supergaming6116
      @supergaming6116 5 років тому +1

      We'll never know

  • @jada9432
    @jada9432 5 років тому +82

    HE'S LIKE FORT-E AND SHE LIKE TEN!!!!
    Me: *in British accent* " I cont breathe"!!!!😂😂😂😂😂💀

  • @uGotCAGED
    @uGotCAGED 5 років тому +30

    i wanna see some raw footage of james speaking to the camera without cuts

  • @imaani4578
    @imaani4578 5 років тому +16

    She’s 13 like me, but I know my age, act my age, dress my age ( do hoodies count) , and I haven’t dated before

    • @laureng.8759
      @laureng.8759 5 років тому +2

      Im actually 15 but instead of acting older I act 12 lol

    • @farods8playz755
      @farods8playz755 5 років тому +4

      I'm ten and play with lego

    • @kamjam7627
      @kamjam7627 4 роки тому +1

      I'm 12. I sometimes act like at least a mature 20 year old and sometimes with friends I will act like a god damn 8 year old. However, I have dated. Though in my opinion, 5 year olds are more mature than Daniel; because at least 5 year olds don't pretend to be a grown up unless they're playing house or something.

    • @rjstudios21
      @rjstudios21 4 роки тому +4

      I'm glad you act your age. Hopefully that helps you to be very successful someday :)

  • @sumayyah_bx
    @sumayyah_bx 5 років тому +150

    james cashing in on his third video on danielle cohn

    • @dh8430
      @dh8430 5 років тому +3

      You're like a btech justin y.

    • @LiamGervaise
      @LiamGervaise 5 років тому +2

      I love maya 69 the Justin y for the commentary gang

    • @xswxdegree9152
      @xswxdegree9152 5 років тому

      And here’s comes the strike

  • @atomic1932
    @atomic1932 5 років тому +15

    The mansion isn't even up to code you cant have a fireplace in a bedroom

    • @aliioana8586
      @aliioana8586 3 роки тому +1

      Yes you can but it depends on the state (since Dani is from the US). So many homes have fireplaces in the master bedroom. They’re usually (if not always) gas, not wood burning.

  • @odayaka8262
    @odayaka8262 4 роки тому +9

    “Look a butterfly!” :o
    “:O *mixed Dani noises and child noises*”

  • @bloonzies
    @bloonzies 5 років тому +40

    why is this channel not huge yet?

  • @Geeisoverparty
    @Geeisoverparty 5 років тому +99

    i just left the new s2w video for you james.

    • @edenm6822
      @edenm6822 5 років тому +1

      Queen Queer wow I love your channel name

    • @saminthestars
      @saminthestars 5 років тому +1

      i watched alex, s2w and then james

  • @alexandrap25
    @alexandrap25 5 років тому +103

    Oh wow and now she’s ‘pregnant.’ 🙃

    • @christina286
      @christina286 5 років тому +2

      Alexandra Popa update she faked it like Danielle WOT

  • @booorue4876
    @booorue4876 5 років тому +24

    "news flash it gets worse"
    Well. Time to throw myself off my balcony 😊

  • @Ellajjane
    @Ellajjane 5 років тому +36

    1 Dani Cohn exposed a day keeps the doctors away

  • @rainbowsatan2620
    @rainbowsatan2620 5 років тому +99

    Ahh I love The Umbrella Academy too!!🖤☂️

    • @badgerbutt9350
      @badgerbutt9350 5 років тому

      My friend said it was shit because it was a show about kid superheroes XD. Jesus

    • @dandagn214
      @dandagn214 5 років тому

      Personally I did not like the umbrella academy, but that's just me.

    • @rainbowsatan2620
      @rainbowsatan2620 5 років тому +3

      @BadgerButt Lmao yeah. It’s actually not shit at all. They aren’t kids in most of the show even. And it’s so much more than just superheroes. The story is very interesting. And every character have something that they’re goin through, and that really builds to the series

    • @dandagn214
      @dandagn214 5 років тому

      I was just starting my opinion.
      I feel like they copyed from other shows like THE MAGICIANS, DOCTOR WHO and more.

    • @dandagn214
      @dandagn214 5 років тому +3

      But I do like the video ography it's is well produced and the actors are amazing

  • @minikaminija1069
    @minikaminija1069 5 років тому +23

    “Umbrella acadeME” 😂

  • @ilovepotatoes_123
    @ilovepotatoes_123 4 роки тому +8

    i like how when danielle said "i could literally walk on here" mikey responded with "yeah, until you die ahaha."

  • @Nyurii-y4r
    @Nyurii-y4r 5 років тому +30

    James lowkey flexing his Voss bottle on us 😂👌🏼

  • @susellar4511
    @susellar4511 5 років тому +166

    wen I was 14, I was never allowed to have a boyfriend
    lmfao, sad part Is that I'm still 14💀💀💀💀

  • @fisher2108
    @fisher2108 5 років тому +77

    "You can't just number-five yourself"
    im dead lol

  • @izzy5702
    @izzy5702 4 роки тому +8

    Dani: this is the laundry room where you do laundry
    Me: ah dani here the floor is made out of floor

  • @HighVoltage69
    @HighVoltage69 5 років тому +66

    I rarely laugh, but when I want to laugh I watch you make fun of Jojo Siwa and Danielle Cohn. Those are my favorites.

  • @Aishathefula
    @Aishathefula 5 років тому +11

    "We're all slowly dying and there's nothing you can do about it" That should've been my senior quote

  • @rubybellestone5684
    @rubybellestone5684 5 років тому +125

    Nothing new on today’s news😂

    • @rubybellestone5684
      @rubybellestone5684 5 років тому

      t-series mist die lmao get a life

    • @katherinestirling2440
      @katherinestirling2440 5 років тому

      @@rubybellestone5684 lmao learn better comedy and i dont have a life how?

    • @katherinestirling2440
      @katherinestirling2440 5 років тому

      @@rubybellestone5684 why would i cry im not a pussy

    • @katherinestirling2440
      @katherinestirling2440 5 років тому

      @@rubybellestone5684 punctuation.. YOU ARE THE ONE THAT USES EMOJIS. THAT IS NOT SPEECH also you using punctuation as an excuse.. boi noone uses punctuation

    • @rubybellestone5684
      @rubybellestone5684 5 років тому

      t-series mist die maybe you just need to get an education:)

  • @koushisugawara1559
    @koushisugawara1559 5 років тому +98

    I mean dyslexia is kind of a meme now so....?.
    DANI WHAT WAS YOU THINKING

    • @shay8944
      @shay8944 5 років тому +6

      LilyDoesWhat ? MY NAME IS BELLA THORNE

  • @amanul_2474
    @amanul_2474 5 років тому +8

    You're a louder version of pyrocynical, but you're just as entertaining

  • @martylovesu
    @martylovesu 5 років тому +37

    "iM IN THE CLOSET ND ON THE BALCONY!"
    diD U JUST OUT URSELF???

  • @rachel_mck
    @rachel_mck 5 років тому +65

    I love umbrella academy. Just finished it today

  • @sereiamarsh7241
    @sereiamarsh7241 5 років тому +6

    "I'm the alcohol of youtube" that is amazing

  • @aletheaplass6557
    @aletheaplass6557 5 років тому +282

    james, darling, you are and ABSOLUTE M O O D and i love it

  • @satan5076
    @satan5076 5 років тому +19

    "Are you 12?"
    Well.... Heres the thing😂

    • @sev9642
      @sev9642 5 років тому

      Ash Settle ?

    • @pepper.ed_bee7538
      @pepper.ed_bee7538 5 років тому

      Ash Settle so we aren't allowed to make fun of pedophiles?? ok

  • @rosieburton3493
    @rosieburton3493 5 років тому +25

    22 days later she's saying she's pregnant

  • @mariahalgiptiah333
    @mariahalgiptiah333 5 років тому +17

    who's here after she was exposed

  • @sharlahenricks9856
    @sharlahenricks9856 5 років тому +42

    A bar that has no alcohol is like UA-cam without me
    Lol I’m dead 😂🤣