The Church of Fweep

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  • @elijahkeay3906
    @elijahkeay3906 16 днів тому +441

    How is it that literally every game they let Apollo sell them the “we have to stop him” althewhile he has like the second most coins, and golden pipe, and a lineup at boo. He wins every time in the exact same way and somehow it’s NL who gets thrown under the bus

    • @thatoneguy-7387
      @thatoneguy-7387 16 днів тому +53

      To be fair a decent amount of the time NL gives Apollo the leader's coins and stars on the penultimate turn.

    • @Deedledoodlit
      @Deedledoodlit 15 днів тому +41

      Apollo is the only one of them who is both capable of playing strategically and motivated to actually do it.

    • @MitchQuickhands
      @MitchQuickhands 15 днів тому +33

      Because Apollo is annoying and literally whines like a child if people ever target him.

    • @komare5344
      @komare5344 14 днів тому +2

      bald prejudice

    • @Jacques.Bodaire
      @Jacques.Bodaire 11 днів тому +2

      Because Apollo shuts up when he's in the lead while NL rubs his lead in people's faces once he gets it. More entertaining but his hubris always gets him

  • @gabschu184
    @gabschu184 16 днів тому +520

    I love how this video starts off instantly with them arguing and mocking each other, it sets the mood so powerfully for the rest of the video

    • @inktoxicant
      @inktoxicant 16 днів тому +3

      A bit of bants with the boys

  • @Ultimus998
    @Ultimus998 16 днів тому +211

    I like how every time Apollo wins the exact same way

  • @mertaliyigit3288
    @mertaliyigit3288 16 днів тому +190

    Malf when you take 3 coins from him in chance time: you are from now on my enemy
    Malf when you give him a star in chance time: its a gift from god

  • @thegoodtimesareover1668
    @thegoodtimesareover1668 16 днів тому +413

    "you must resist temptation" "you have been promoted to arch bisop of fweep" guys i think he didn't resist the temptation of fweep

    • @SacredDaturaa
      @SacredDaturaa 16 днів тому +21

      *archbisop

    • @KeDe1606
      @KeDe1606 16 днів тому +9

      @@SacredDaturaa I've been trying to find a way to inform you of your typo, without having it come off as demeaning in some way, for the last 5 minutes. This is the result. I don't think I'm cut out for this whole "UA-cam commenter" business

    • @thegoodtimesareover1668
      @thegoodtimesareover1668 16 днів тому +5

      @@SacredDaturaa i fixed it my spell checker fucking mistyped it lol

    • @SacredDaturaa
      @SacredDaturaa 16 днів тому +1

      @ it's just a silly reference to a joke in the video :P

    • @KeDe1606
      @KeDe1606 16 днів тому

      @@SacredDaturaa really now… goddamnit, that just makes my failed attempt at a correction even worse

  • @carsonroach-howell6945
    @carsonroach-howell6945 16 днів тому +337

    Chance time not being chance anymore is so depressing. They're in too deep.

    • @seaseaful
      @seaseaful 16 днів тому +65

      I do really love mario party, like fr. I fuck with it hard, and I think this crew is fantastic. There's no but, i just wanted to voice my opinion.

    • @jordanx4914
      @jordanx4914 16 днів тому +7

      @@seaseaful +2

    • @Matkatamiba
      @Matkatamiba 15 днів тому +7

      Mario Party and a lot of other casual games get real ass when people learn all the strategies

  • @jacobdumas7643
    @jacobdumas7643 16 днів тому +143

    chat why do they let Apollo win every time

    • @radarhead82
      @radarhead82 16 днів тому +80

      it's because of their anti-NL bias

  • @aereonexapprentice7205
    @aereonexapprentice7205 16 днів тому +119

    Ask not for whom the Chomp Calls

  • @VerbalLearning
    @VerbalLearning 16 днів тому +98

    Being part of this congregation as a janitor is a massive honor as you get to Fweep the floors.

    • @murderousbeav6587
      @murderousbeav6587 16 днів тому +5

      The last sermon had me Fweeping like no tomorrow.

  • @fungusfungi5900
    @fungusfungi5900 16 днів тому +53

    Horrible news: people with a thousand hours in Mario Party discover critical gameplay flaw

    • @thatoneguy-7387
      @thatoneguy-7387 16 днів тому +2

      It's pretty cool but it's also horribly overpowered. Tbh I've been wondering for a while why they don't just also control which characters get picked.

  • @belzimbub
    @belzimbub 16 днів тому +242

    I'll make a guess that Apollo wins this one
    UPD: Guys, you won't believe it

  • @xavs3245
    @xavs3245 16 днів тому +316

    Librarian viewers after he moves to Xiao Hong Shu: 我们是图书管理员,当然我们会点击马里奥派对视频

  • @someguy1507
    @someguy1507 16 днів тому +63

    Kory fucked up hard on the boo prisoner's dilemma this game. Malf was basically required to steal back from him to prove that his threats matter, so he missed out on his chance to get more stars, while also ensuring Apollo wins yet again.

  • @DeithWX
    @DeithWX 15 днів тому +11

    "We have to stop Apollo" is actually a spoiler at this point 😂

  • @dpa4016
    @dpa4016 16 днів тому +29

    Librarian, would you ever consider making a compilation of Kory's best noises? Not from a derogatory/mean angle, I think over the months he has made at least several noises that have never before occured in the universe, I mean that in an admiring way, I think it's incredible.

    • @mocha.mp3
      @mocha.mp3 15 днів тому +1

      i love everytime when he laughs its a completely new one

  • @mauvemus5810
    @mauvemus5810 16 днів тому +44

    Vid starts with a fade in it's gonna be cinema

  • @Redtuxedough
    @Redtuxedough 16 днів тому +8

    nothing quite boils my blood like hearing malf say "i hope you're happy" lmao

  • @misfit_72
    @misfit_72 16 днів тому +40

    groog see big block groog pick big block

  • @henno2218
    @henno2218 16 днів тому +160

    We're Fweep guys, of course you know we're already obsessed wit- HELLLLLLLLLPPPPPPP

    • @argon7624
      @argon7624 16 днів тому +19

      Incomprehensible. +2

    • @aperson1896
      @aperson1896 16 днів тому +4

      HEEEELLLLLLPPPPPP MEEEEEEE

    • @Nighthawk20000
      @Nighthawk20000 16 днів тому +2

      HEEEEEELP HEEEEEELP MEEEE HEEEEEELP

  • @UnicodeBun
    @UnicodeBun 16 днів тому +44

    Guys we have to stop apolo

  • @MajorCrasher
    @MajorCrasher 16 днів тому +43

    God I really wanna see them play Dokapon at some point. It would produce the most pogged cinema moments imaginable.

    • @nbkarkat
      @nbkarkat 16 днів тому +11

      oh my god. can we get this guy a true

    • @johnthomason9980
      @johnthomason9980 16 днів тому +10

      I would fucking KILL for this, but also there's like a 90% chance that it would end with everyone genuinely not being friends with Apollo anymore

    • @GeminiMayhem
      @GeminiMayhem 12 днів тому +2

      In my friend group, everyone got so pissed off by the time we got to the third chapter that after a particularly assholish play everyone decided to never touch Dokapon Kingdom again. Ryan would have EVERY bridge burned in his group if they played but it would indeed make for SUCH good bits to watch. They would be red in the face screaming at each other and I'd be laughing my ass off.

  • @MakeshiftGent
    @MakeshiftGent 16 днів тому +16

    The OPENING clip is ACTUALLY CINEMA from start to finish.

  • @sunnyd1722
    @sunnyd1722 16 днів тому +10

    Chance Time needs to have the Middle Box picked last. Those are good house rules

  • @alexchubb6266
    @alexchubb6266 12 днів тому +2

    Help I think I'm a fweeper agent

  • @hastyscorpion
    @hastyscorpion 16 днів тому +12

    1:00 NL doesn’t understand what dumb dog means by “ biggest one” . He means the one that gets you the farthest

    • @dotsuperr
      @dotsuperr 16 днів тому +3

      Well to be fair, that L shape was the biggest one, cuz it gives you all 3 options for the next piece.

  • @redtheshed1454
    @redtheshed1454 16 днів тому +29

    We're uploaded 1 minute ago guys, of course we have to comment something redundant.

  • @sunnyd1722
    @sunnyd1722 16 днів тому +18

    I’m sorry it’s metagaming but they GOTTA stop Apollo every time.

  • @ketsuakagi5646
    @ketsuakagi5646 16 днів тому +26

    13:08 losing the 3 v 1 mini game that’s literally impossible to lose is so embarrassing

  • @jonathanschwarz2650
    @jonathanschwarz2650 16 днів тому +2

    “Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.”

  • @anttroll6685
    @anttroll6685 16 днів тому +4

    Banger vid as always boss

  • @tabula_rosa
    @tabula_rosa 16 днів тому +1

    i've had "no im mad at backshots" stuck in my head all week.

  • @someguy1507
    @someguy1507 16 днів тому +3

    What a psychotic musical outro lmao

  • @jordmann111
    @jordmann111 16 днів тому +5

    Receive benediction

  • @greenwarrior33
    @greenwarrior33 16 днів тому +4

    MALF starting a religion is such a mood

  • @tobyd6491
    @tobyd6491 16 днів тому +1

    What is this new Chomp Call meta holyyy

  • @horseg603
    @horseg603 16 днів тому +1

    ending song goes hard

  • @eireiksbourder
    @eireiksbourder 9 днів тому

    Justice for kory he's taking so much heat recently

  • @jackhamelin9154
    @jackhamelin9154 13 днів тому

    Didn’t realize Malf was a Jets fan, as a winnipeger I couldn’t be happier

  • @obviouslyanonymous
    @obviouslyanonymous 10 днів тому

    10:24 was a devastating clip to give the internet access to

  • @ZZalles1
    @ZZalles1 16 днів тому +4

    Enclave Fweeper

  • @damarziman
    @damarziman 15 днів тому

    So I fweep, yeahhhh, just fweep it on the down low...

  • @mooj269
    @mooj269 16 днів тому

    BUT FWEEEEEP IS FAITHFUL
    HE WILL NOT LET YOU BE TEMPTED BEYOND WHAT YOU CAN BEAR

  • @ToTeMVG
    @ToTeMVG 16 днів тому +8

    how does apollo win every fucking time?

    • @wyn9693
      @wyn9693 16 днів тому +5

      malf

    • @michaualtington
      @michaualtington 15 днів тому +12

      playing better and the others not wanting to commit hard enough to stop him

  • @bignessification
    @bignessification 16 днів тому

    🎵They were the Friars of Fweep 🎵

  • @ODDERZPlays
    @ODDERZPlays 15 днів тому

    Mario Party is one of the only games where people getting mad makes me really happy

  • @OmowiHY
    @OmowiHY 15 днів тому

    MALF was really having a problem with saying words that day huh

  • @mymelodyblues
    @mymelodyblues 13 днів тому

    7:03 the midnight mass reference is crazyyyyyyy

  • @MundanePixels
    @MundanePixels 15 днів тому

    NL saying 'so you're saying she felt like a room without a roof' this stream DESTROYED me

  • @lawthehost7978
    @lawthehost7978 16 днів тому

    Damn the Mario Party train never ends

  • @takingamassiveel
    @takingamassiveel 13 днів тому

    RYAN KNOWS ABOUT TIFFY TIME???

  • @hathejoker
    @hathejoker 16 днів тому

    we're mario party guys, of course we fweep

  • @LordBigSlime
    @LordBigSlime 16 днів тому

    Bout ten minutes in now and just hitting me that I should maybe know what fweep means. We carry on regardless.

  • @Toteke
    @Toteke 16 днів тому

    So mad that he hit the inb4

  • @viking4807
    @viking4807 16 днів тому +1

    fweep fweep fweep, fweep fweep fweep fweep!

  • @votecthulhu9378
    @votecthulhu9378 16 днів тому

    always take big donut its that simple

  • @dontask5051
    @dontask5051 16 днів тому +4

    We're mario guys, of course

  • @AleksVideoHole
    @AleksVideoHole 16 днів тому

    umm…. what the fweep

  • @fweepachino879
    @fweepachino879 16 днів тому

    Nightmare scenario

  • @Cooldrew100
    @Cooldrew100 14 днів тому +1

    Apollo did nothing wrong

  • @illnasty419
    @illnasty419 16 днів тому +1

    wow

  • @Rags_222
    @Rags_222 16 днів тому +1

    justin brother you are allowed to breathe when you laugh

  • @j-mc2144
    @j-mc2144 16 днів тому

    13:56

  • @polluxb
    @polluxb 16 днів тому

    Yo this is like a key example on why you should never become good at games. People hate your ass when you win

  • @PolloDeLaPiscina
    @PolloDeLaPiscina 16 днів тому +2

    RIP David Duchovny

  • @inaccurateprophecy8971
    @inaccurateprophecy8971 16 днів тому +47

    They have got to stop playing with Apollo, he's genuinely so good.
    and keeps whining like a baby when he's losing

    • @AlchemistJijo
      @AlchemistJijo 16 днів тому +59

      apollos crashouts are so funny though

    • @mrpoepoe
      @mrpoepoe 16 днів тому +42

      @@AlchemistJijo WHAT DO YOU MEAN MAN!?

    • @hellopuppykillz123
      @hellopuppykillz123 16 днів тому +28

      Apollo raging is great, why would you want to get rid of it

    • @corvvyy6073
      @corvvyy6073 16 днів тому +19

      He’s the friend that cant play a game casually no matter what.

    • @GlobeStan
      @GlobeStan 16 днів тому +11

      can't believe he made chance time not chance time

  • @awwawawawa
    @awwawawawa 16 днів тому +3

    u guys think nl knows david lynch died ?????