A Horrendous Day of Hitman

the witness counter is fucking killer
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Stream date: 07-09-2024
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#northernlion #clips

[@jkeat8597]

That's not how I woulda did it

[@zildjian2381]

+2

[@jaqworld7518]

+2

[@othergeorgea]

+2

[@menotyou717]

+2

[@dionyseez]

these are foolish hits

[@jaqworld7518]

8:34 me when all the forbidden knowledge of the universe is implanted into me during a company brainstorming session

[@Pittoors_]

+2

[@bebops777]

+2

[@osneket5713]

Holy +2

[@gregorio1580]

+2

[@hibizzlebopdoowop2434]

+2

[@axelle0144]

kate's "IN MINECRAFT" message after nl said "I NEED A GUN SO I COULD KILL HIM" sent me

[@AshiwiZuni]

Did it really? The joke thats been said 100000 times by everyone on earth already, sent you?

[@chanter3978]

@@AshiwiZuni +2 however I would have just said it in my head

[@Scrimbly_guy]

@@AshiwiZunireally? I’ve only ever seen eleven year olds and streamers who cater to eleven year olds say “In Minecraft”

[@dokidokiduckie]

​@@AshiwiZuni bitches lacking whimsy and joy be like:

[@ConnorEverything1997]

"sent me". say something, anything original

[@efeerdemcevik2667]

I can see why Librarian named this video a Horrendous Day of Assasination.

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

HAHAHAAHAHA

[@RinInABin]

oh boy I love Assassination 3

[@justjuniorjaw]

Lovely gameplay on Unintended Concussions 3

[@fesaaj1479]

Funniest part of the guy calling it Assassination 3 is that either the dude on the other end of the Zoom call either didn't catch it and ask him to say it again but get the game title right, or he did catch it, but didn't correct him out of fear that the alleged ex-hitman might take offense and track him down

[@baka-oni8358]

Its always the carefully planned 20 minute set-up followed by executing the target at the worst possible moment, or getting caught immediately after the incident because he just stays standing there

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

him trying to get a vantage point and sliding down the pole back to his original spot might be the greatest hitman clip of all time

[@Xenomnipotent]

okayyyy okayyy let’s HEEEEELP HEEEELP ME
back with another mi- ARRIVE CALMY FROM THEIR ESCALATORS WITH A SENSE OF PURPOSE

[@funx24X7]

type A(DHD) chatter

[@Materialist39]

put a fork in ‘em cuz they’re cooked brother

[@SoundOrientedd]

NONTARGET
NONTARGET
NONTARGET
hey nl i think you should get out of there and focus on completing your quests
NONTARGET ICANT

[@Ragnell123]

Yea, that's how I woulda done it.
Literally, I would be a terrible hitman.

[@countvondutchessofwestmoor3974]

17:45 clicking through the exit warning prompt and then using that as a scapegoat to rant about gaming was riveting content

[@moistnar]

3:10 me when the fast food employee gets my order wrong

[@kresnik39]

NTA the customer is king

[@Xenomnipotent]

NTA, your order your rules

[@rice_frying_shrimp]

1:50 me when I tell them "you too" after they tell me to enjoy my meal

[@Party_Hat]

​@@rice_frying_shrimpLmao

[@pikapowns]

2:03 me when they tell me the ice cream machine is broken.

[@perfectengrish]

I always let the sips shaggy outro play out

[@emmaeilefsen7214]

"hes not gonna see this"
- he instantly sees it

[@Naomi_NZ]

nobody does it like him. except for me. because thats exactly how I woulda done it classic hit

[@vintis88]

The duet with Sips is still legendary

[@disappointedant]

i can never skip it

[@meaningless_name489]

I like how instantly it goes wrong

[@daniellastnaim1588]

The sips singing gets me every time

[@SL3DApps]

Should’ve added the clip where the in-game NPC diagnosed NL with ADD

[@aisdjsiasiodjisoajd7698]

Not to be confused with the irl NPC, good distinction.

[@CaptainShenanigans42]

@@aisdjsiasiodjisoajd7698 You never know brother

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

"Oh brother, this guy STINKS!"
-Fish from SpongeBob

[@SacredDaturaa]

Personally I think a lot of Hitman vids tend to be a bit dull because the "optimal" way to play isn't that exciting to watch on screen for a casual viewer. But these NL Hitman clips are great. I think because they embrace the silliness and chaotic mayhem of messing around in a detailed simulation.

[@AshiwiZuni]

Detailed simulation lmao go the fuck outside PLEASE

[@jouglas684]

We're Hitman guys, of course we kill non-targets.

[@rice_frying_shrimp]

Me at the slightest inconvenience: 1:50

[@knmrt2760]

Personally I think he intentionally does this because he has zero patience to observe a carefully planned course of action and thinks it's infinitely funnier this way... There's no way he's genuinely that bad

[@connor991]

Northernlion: Lord forgive me, time to go back to tha old me

[@lrba5524]

now i know why they call this game Assassination 3

[@koffi_duck]

why does he sound like a cat everytime he says NOOO

[@Shabo0117]

Something about Hitman drives this man insane

[@Purin1023]

NON TARGET KILLED
...
"There's one"

[@EpicDiscovery]

The Shaggy omg. Hey Librarian, any plans to do Contridiction? I rewatch it sometimes but I think its a series that could do well with your touch!

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

yeah thats on my list, ive been slogging away at LA Noire for months but im seeing the light at the end of the tunnel finally

[@EpicDiscovery]

@@TheLibraryofLetourneau Youre the real one!

[@Lino797]

[@fiziktetrinet2330]

There’s a world of difference watching NL Atrioc play. 😂

[@cabadgermusic7440]

bro the hitman streams have been so good

[@user-uq4gr5nl5o]

The silent assassin returns

[@sasquatch.8]

That outro is throwback

[@Ω3103ζ]

3:10 me when i see a guy with a trophy floating above his head

[@BudBonkerson]

Mike Channel from OutsideXbox and the egg should do a Hitman challenge together. Chaos is a ladder

[@hellothere2572]

+2

[@mcblahflooper94]

A beautiful display of gaming

[@Jorkofvich]

That shot on the lady escaping in Colorado though

[@wyldenites]

The amazement of him playing this as a shooter is unmatched

[@hellothere2572]

Legendary outro

[@MellowOwl-ye8zd]

Hitman never misses

[@nullptr5740]

YESS librarian thabk you

[@John.._]

Fallen Angels (1995)

[@almazingsk8er]

NL’s worst hitman day is full of Squeex “that’s how I woulda did it” moments

[@SteveHJones95]

We really got 4 minutes of credits at the end.

[@prometha4592]

this made me buy the game

[@IBQ1]

coming for insomniac when they make some of the best gameplay games is crazy

[@MaxwellKasper]

3:11 Me failing the speech check to get out of a speeding ticket on the way to work.

[@BudBonkerson]

When are they going to add the semtex cheese to Assassination 3

[@thelu5661]

LOL the outro

[@danielrock1059]

His issue is not enough JUDO CHOP

[@FlamingPork]

jᵘᵈᵒ ᶜʰᵒᵖ

[@Trogdor390]

He's so bad icant

[@ghoulboss7848]

Love this games.
The assasination 3

[@nopeitsmx]

i need to see him, chib, kory, and sips do a hitman bingo or smth omgg 😭

[@TheMarkoSeke]

The ADHD was hitting hard that day

[@mrcarlsjr12]

Thumbnail sent me

[@Danzey120]

10:45 like a damn dark souls level

[@minunmitzylinder2894]

15:57 me going to walmart during my usa trip

[@yumdle]

15:10 what is this house of the dead ass enemy spawn

[@deathlycosa]

Imagine being NL’s operator

[@ItCantGetAnyWorse]

New call of duty looks sick

[@knowcreativity]

day 44 asking for 10hr nl breathing compilation

[@mdaily318]

Remember when NL was good at Hitman?

[@painus_n_uranus7088]

Someone pls get atrioc to coach the egg

[@Canyon_Lark]

7:35 trying so hard not to get cancelled and somehow still forgets trans men exist lmao

[@VidyeoGamerer]

i feel like you made this compilation just to sneak in the gay discussion clip

[@MioAppreciator]

someone needs to tell him trans guys exist

[@AshiwiZuni]

Its insane how he is so bad at this game but will have moments of absolute genius