pewdiepie : im the best mother. also pewdiepie : *try to make Timmy drink boiling water* Timmy : * refuses * pewdiepie : i swear this kid has an attitude problem.
Then use your baby like a basketball :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D Hahhahahh..!!! I can't.. I can't stop laughing but i don't want to stop watching either.. :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D Hahhaahhh.. oo' my god... My Belly.. :';D Frickin' hilarious..
He also keeps throwing the baby instead of setting it down, EVERY TIME, that's why he loses points every time. I'm pretty sure Felix doesn't understand how video game controls work which is why he's always sucked at games.
Felix: Sees baby frowning and decides to drop it on the kitchen counter making a very loud cracking noise. Then the baby proceeds to have a spasm due to its injury. Also Felix: 'Something is wrong with my child.'
The videos have come so far, from crying for a game character, to drowning a baby in the sink. Absulute family friendly, would recommend to my grandma.
Walt Street Journal: *Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg, also known at the internet star: PewDiePie, abuses a German baby named Timmy while playing a video game. Can the UA-cam icon even be trusted once he has his very own child with his fiancée?*
My real name is uchiha Bianca I decided to call that as "Uchiha" family cuz ......... keeping up with uchiha my fam is all about drama and crazy talk XD
It's really nice seeing poppy Harlow outside of her news segments just having fun with her little Timmy over here. Quite wholesome to be honest, would love to see more of Poppy's casual everyday life where she is *allowed* to give her opinion about stuff, would certainly strengthen the bond between us fans and her. Anyways great video,keep it up poppy
Alfred Mesa Felix kajilkdbhe known as PewDiePie who is a rich UA-camr played a game that is a mother simulator but he reviled his true colors as he keeps abusing the child and throwing it away and that sums up how dangerous this UA-camr is to his 9 year old audience
The UA-camr know as pewdiepie has revealed that he has been abusing children as young as 3 months old. His latest video features the UA-camr throwing the child, which will inevitably cause brain damage. We wonder how this will influence his young audience.
“We don’t throw things in this house Timmy”
“Throws Timmy”
Lol😂👍
it's what she deserves
it me mayo im sure its he deserves it not she
@@updog6120 it's a meme
"Throws diaper in Timmy's face"
"I make excellent dinner, all the time." *Remembers him blowing the kitchen up in Cooking Simulator, twice*
Miku Hatsune
he played mother simulator before cooking simulator though lol
Epic
Yep😂
I Remember He Blows the kitchen every time! In part 1 & part 2
never trust felix in the kitchen
WE. DONT. THROW. THINGS. IN. THIS. HOUSE!
“Throws baby”
Hahahah
XD
Gizmo The Dog, I’m the 1,000th like!
@@Alkahest7277 It said in the game that it's a robot baby
🤣🤣🤣🤣
pewdiepie : im the best mother.
also pewdiepie : *try to make Timmy drink boiling water*
Timmy : * refuses *
pewdiepie : i swear this kid has an attitude problem.
Lol🤣
Tae tae
@@Shweta_Derkar Justin seagull
Is that you in your profile picture?
@@madhusudan6772 no its a kpop idol named kim taehyung from bts :)
Felix's future child: /watches this/
Felix's future child: /nervous chuckle/ Im in danger
😂😂😂
Lol
Lolololol
I would be surprised if any of his future children survived to 3 months!
Dark Spirit, same lol
**baby falls**
Felix: oh my god!
It's fine.
It's still alive.
Now that’s parenting
911 likes
*it*
-I thought is was a baby-
But he’s a great mother 🙂 (call child services)
“How do I kill baby”
A couple minutes earlier...
“I’m a great mother”
Couple minutes later... “Daddy don’t love you”
6:54
One day Felix will have his own child.
Felix: You're going in the sink
lol
Marzia : *Visible Confusion*
*ur goin in the bucket.
aged welln't
6:54 😂😂😂
Felix: being a mother is easy
Mothers everywhere around the world: Triggered
*launchs baby on the ground*
WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON THE GROUND?
hhhhhhhh too funny
HnnngghhaHHhahaaghahahaagaga
*drops child on the floor several times* Something is wrong with my child....
Lol I kept thinking he was breaking the baby's neck on the counter
😂 😂 😂 😂
Sophia Sings 666 likes oooh
Lmao xDDD
Hahaha
I'm laughing and crying so hard I can't breath
The Same 🤣🤣
Me too
Same 🤣🤣
Same 😂🤣
Same
Pewdiepie: I'm a great mother!
Couple seconds later...
Pewdiepie: How do I kill baby??
me: *dying*
Abood Hany
Wait a minute...
Does...does that mean you’re pews..CHILD?!
i know pewdiepie do and why name is pewdiepie hahaha im a mind read Diss toy baebie 🟢 hahaahahhaha tq
LOL🤣
When did he say this?
"I’m a great mother"
Couple minutes later...
"Don’t worry Timmy daddy loves you"
Cayjen99 also
How do I kill baby
A minute after
Pewdiepie: i swear Timmy im gonna murder you
Gender fluid
Transgender
@@thomasmorton5126 Or it was a diss. Or she on drugz
MOTHER SIMULATOR??? Where is Dr. Phil on this. SEND THE BABY TO THE RANCH!!!!!
LMFAO
Well it is true
you forgot a question mark
NOT JUST THE BABY! SEND US ALL TO THE RANCH!
😂😂😂
PewDiePie- “ I’m a great mother”
Also PewDiePie- just throwing his baby everywhere
I like the hitting sound 😂😂
I wish kids in real life had these huge clouds with icons for their needs...
Hahhah! Would come in handy :D
Remember to read the messages on the wall LOL
Then use your baby like a basketball :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D Hahhahahh..!!!
I can't.. I can't stop laughing but i don't want to stop watching either.. :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D Hahhaahhh..
oo' my god... My Belly.. :';D Frickin' hilarious..
humanity will evolve that way over time
true
*2017 Pewds* - Repect Wamen!
*2018 Pewds* - I am a wamen!
Character development
Shinzy K xd
K 'respect whamen to be whamen'
What’s next? He’ll call us wahmen?
*Is math related to science?*
"WE DON'T THROW THINGS IN THIS HOUSE"
*throws baby*
I love how Pewds went straight to the sink with the baby
Pewdiepie: **throws baby**
Pewdiepie: why you on the floor!!???
Drinking game : drink whenever pewds hurt the baby 😂🍺
Mariza probably watching this thinking to herself...ai ai ai we no make a bambino we just make a spahgett
Lmao
Night Rydah who's Mariza LMAO
Felix's fiancee is called Marzia, you little piece of sh#t (?
LOOOOL
Sakura Hinomoto this nine year olds are getting more and more agressive every day damn it
Sakura Hinomoto what's a fiancee ?
When Marzia wants custody, she'll be showing this video to the court.
#Fact
ua-cam.com/video/h9-bRxhI73M/v-deo.html
that would definitely work in the american justice system
She wouldn't need evidence...
GI ST why
This video hits different when you know he is going to be a father
Yes true
@@EditorDude2011😊
"I'm a great mother"
*Proceeds to throw the baby on the ground*
Felix: WE DONT THROW THINGS IN THIS HOUSE!
*throws baby*
Later...
Felix: What are you doing on the ground?!?
Buhahhaha 😂
Parents be like😆
Typical Felix😌👌🏻
SEND HIM TO THE *RANCH*
😂😂😂
actual video of Mark Zuckerburg being raised as a child
Zucc childhood was epic 😂
@@ricardohoang8452 yes it was
Legendary comment!
Ricardo Hoàng and to this day, Mark Zucc has Zero Deaths, learned after his mum Pewdz
But he cant be a child though...
If he's a robot
I love this. Felix is just having the time of his life, casually throwing the baby around the house and nearly killing the baby in the process.
I can totally see this kid on Dr. Phil in 15 years or so
Yashveer Bains I think pewds is the one who’s gonna be in dr phil 😂
Pewds : I am a great mother, ask anyone
5 minutes earlier : How do you kill a baby?
Also 5 min later he says "i swear to god timmy i will murder you"
Saves the baby a lifetime of pain, suffering and heartbreak that'll eventually end in death regardless..
I think you mean 3 mins later
Blz Ahz Whoa...... never thought about it that way
A good mom puts you out of your suffering
Felix: How do I throw?
Game: Tells him how to throw
Felix: BE QUIET GAME!
Felix: HOW DO I THROW??!!
*Takes him 10 hours to find out how to throw*
"oh you right click"
*LITERALLY THE MOST OBVIOUS THING IN THE WORLD*
@@Aizec300 😅
as always he does
He also keeps throwing the baby instead of setting it down, EVERY TIME, that's why he loses points every time. I'm pretty sure Felix doesn't understand how video game controls work which is why he's always sucked at games.
pewds: * drops baby on countertop *
baby: * breaks neck *
also pewds: something is wrong with my child
13:05 *Throws the kid on the ground*
13:35 "WHAT ARE U DOIN ON THE GROUND?"
WE DON'T.THROW.THINGS. IN THIS HOUSE
*Throws the kid on the ground*
"WHAT ARE U DOINg ON THE GROUND?"
Pewdiepie: *Im probably the best mother of all time*
Also Pewdiepie: **Kills baby**
Also threaten to kill baby
PewDiePie: Timmy one time i will just Murder You
Timmy: *makes him RAGE*
multiple times
😁😁😁😁
Thanks, Obama.
zero deaths
399 likes. Keep it that way
not sure that child survived LOL
And zero Jeffs!
XD
It’s weird watching this now that Pewds is actually a mother
"I'm a great mother"
*5 minutes later*
Throws Timmy
*Another 5 minutes*
"I'm a great mother."
xD
"do i need to dip it in something so he will suck it like honey or something"-Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg
You should never put honey to baby under one year old
Myrilia
The Joke
Your head
Myrilia r/woosh
Felix: Sees baby frowning and decides to drop it on the kitchen counter making a very loud cracking noise. Then the baby proceeds to have a spasm due to its injury.
Also Felix: 'Something is wrong with my child.'
Tom Dippnall true
You think that child abuse is funny? You disgust me...
@@starch_tuber1778 its the most hilarious thing on this planet
Masquerade if it wasn't funny, why would it be in the video?
Enzo Bastos Schmidt OOF
"Timmy this is not a game!"
*is literally a game*
Ok
Alright
@@Handleforyoutubethatisnttaken ok
Okay okayy
@@randomdude3025 ok
GOD DAMMIT TIMMY I HATE YOU
*throws him on the ground*
WHY ARE YOU CRYING?!?!
LOL
The videos have come so far, from crying for a game character, to drowning a baby in the sink.
Absulute family friendly, would recommend to my grandma.
I mean who wouldn't right
U are so smart!
Walt Street Journal: *Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg, also known at the internet star: PewDiePie, abuses a German baby named Timmy while playing a video game. Can the UA-cam icon even be trusted once he has his very own child with his fiancée?*
Deja Blue oof
ua-cam.com/video/h9-bRxhI73M/v-deo.html
Thanks for the idea!
-Wall Street Journal
Ok thanks for sharing your idea
Now Marzia is never gonna leave their baby with felix !!!
"God I hate this child." Dude, my mother used to say the same thing.
ah, relatable.
NICE
*Thats* *relatable*
Same
Epic
Marzia DEFINITELY reconsidered the marriage after this video
*Sponsored by Don't Tell Marzia Production*
Or she's pregnant
Hahahahaha
SYNc dick
Hope u will have a baby
"I swear this baby have some attitude problems, wonder where he got it from.." hmmm 😂
Let's call him PewDiePie Jr XD
Haha
@@coolbreathesoverthemountains Bruh no anime weebos It will become Felix (His partner last name) Kjelberg there.
@@visha7560 ah I see.....dam it all also my friend that's not my name XD it's my sister
My real name is uchiha Bianca I decided to call that as "Uchiha" family cuz ......... keeping up with uchiha my fam is all about drama and crazy talk XD
“I’m an excellent mother “ as he throws Timmy a crossed the room and he lands in a puddle of his own pee
-Throws Timmy on the ground
"What are u doing on the ground?!"
I like how he got a sore throat by the end of the video due to continuously screaming at the baby
"Where are you?"
*Looks at crib and changing table*
"Where is you?!"
*finds Timmy on floor*
Time runs out
*Felix dies inside*
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
LOL 😂
Ikr
Lol im dying 😅😆
Pewds : *Smacks Timmy into hot Water* .
Also Pewds : You're a demon , Timmy
“Alright so how do you kill a baby?” 😂😂
@Jacob Partridge Dang are you a baby killer?
9:47 who else thought of hardstop Lucas 🤷♀️😂
😆 😂
@@Liz-si7wp no its not that hard to kill someone
This feels like an old time pewds video especially since he called the baby Timmy!!
Ikr I love it
he was obviously doing that on purpose
Exactly!
Yes
Bro, It's Kass. Same!!
*Timmy got constantly abused by his mother Pewds, escaped to India, and vowed to seek revenge in the form of T-Series*
LMAOO
Timmy had mastah card "orginal content" up his sleeve. Pewdz didn't even have a trap card to counter.
Timmy-Series
So this is a throwback filler episode?
Who come back after watching pewdiepie play this game again after having a baby himself 😂
Lol me
Me… and this was the FUNNIEST shit ever!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
8:34 i swear this kid has an attitude problem i dont know where he gets it from. Ten Secounds later. EEEAT THE BOTLE ouh its empty.
Timmy should've been sent to the ranch
thatsthejoke.png
Has ultimate PC specs and almost able to play any triple A title above 120 FPS
*TIME TO PLAY MOTHER SIMULATOR*
Ikr so disappointed
Is this 2012
@@Maho_Dd lmao maybe
is 1x Nvidia 1080Ti the ultimate specs..lol we are almost 2019
Still cant run Minecraft in hd
Felix: "I swear this kid has an attitude problem, idk where he gets it from"
*five seconds later*
Felix: *screaming* EAT THE BOTTLE TIMMY
lol
4 years later this man gonna be an actual father
I’m sure he’ll do great (:
Seeing how he treated Timmy, definitely he'll be a great father
*timmy gets stuck in coffee maker* "oh my god timmy no!" Then gets stuck in counter
First 3 minutes of the game he yells at the child. Cause he didn't know how to clean a pacifier. Lol
Pewds: I'm not playing games because I am waiting for good games to come out.
*this*
This game is better the god of war PS4
i wasnt sure how i felt about him waiting for good games, but after seeing this video, i know it was worth it.
LMFAOOO OOF
*This IS SPAARTA!*
" I knew that little rascal would get hungry" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Marzia , run while u still can. Lmao
Lmao
ʀip ɱɑʀziɑ ʆɱɑѳ
lmaooo
lmao
lmaooo 😂😂😂
**Dr. Phil is on the way**
him having trouble with the bottle was the funniest thing ever
I Was dying
I’ve never laughed so hard at a video in my life
Same XD
*pewds plays a game*
Also him : Timmy I'm not playing games!! Timmy this is not a game!
It's really nice seeing poppy Harlow outside of her news segments just having fun with her little Timmy over here.
Quite wholesome to be honest, would love to see more of Poppy's casual everyday life where she is *allowed* to give her opinion about stuff, would certainly strengthen the bond between us fans and her.
Anyways great video,keep it up poppy
😂😂
Wait, no.. I thought it was Kate Riley?
@Ed Gein lmao
@Ed Gein shoow/r
aw i read it as poopy harlow at first
Marzia told him to play this game. Now I'm scared for his future child.
Marzia is so lucky to have him
Nimble Alchemist 😹😹😹😹
9:08 “daddy’s got you” daddy? I thought this entire video was about Felix being a mother
PewDiePie: *GOD DAMMIT TIMMY*
3 seconds later...
PewDiePie: He has *attitude problems* I wonder where he gets *that* from
From his father XD
No mother XD
Pewdiepie: *WE DONT THROW THINGS IN THIS HOUSE!*
Pewdiepie: **throws baby**
So you're saying the baby is a thing?😂
Alicia Coronica Technically....
Atharva Parab just quoting what pewdiepie said
@@Auronic Oh yeah it was a robot baby so yep
"We don't throw things in this house... Except babies."
i see you are a man of profile pic culture
Hello
Oh look, pewds moderators
*-PewDiePie 2018*
2:14 put it in a sink and start water.
Marzia don't marray him, please !!
xDD
Felix: "GOD I HATE THIS CHILD!!!!"
Also Felix: "I swear I'm a good mother."
Pewds: we don’t throw things in this house
*1 second later*
**pewds throws Timmy on the ground**
😂
atleast that baby is not a thing
Who else saw the thumbnail and thought it was a video from 3 years ago when felix actually played games
Mqni meee
Me!! Omg
Yeahh MEEEE 😁😁🔥🔥
Clickbait thumbnail
Meeeeee
WE, DON'T, THROW, THINGS, IN, THIS, HOUSE
**throws the baby**
yeah it's not a thing it's an it
Things are worth something
It scares me that you're my best friend in real life and I stalked the comments to find yours :))))
Björn is crying rn
Felix: Enters first thirty seconds of game.
Felix: Grabs baby. Throws it.
Felix: ITS STILL ALIVE
Jesus there are a lot of likes. Thanks my dudes
This comment isn't appreciated enough
Thank you
Hannah Not Banana me
Are you really not banana
Why does everyone thank us everytime their comments being liked? Are they getting paid for it or something?
"How do I put down a child normaly?"
Me as a mother
pewdiepie: *throws baby*
pewdiepie: WHAT ARE YA DOIN ON THE GROUND!!!!!
HAHAHAHA
Facts
When the kids grows up and people wonder why he is weird... the awnser is he was dropped as a baby
*WE DON'T THROW THINGS IN THIS HOUSE*
Besides you know, everything he picked up including the baby
Literally couldn’t breathe through this whole video 🤣🤣🤣
then your dead already bro.... :/
...:/
Damn almost 21 minutes straight 😂
If Felix has kids in the future and they watch this they r gonna be traumatized 😂😂
They will die afther that
@@nathalialibra8175 before...
that will mean they will change thier mind about NOT wanting a child
If they see this they will be like YES MAM ! i - i MEAN SiR !
Probably
"UA-cam demonitization, it's a baby robot not a real child"
*DETROIT BECOME HUMAN INTRO STARTS*
Rodel Advan hahaha I love that game 😂😂
*yes.*
And I turn off the corny PS4 game*
DBH FANS!!!!
""TIMMY STOP MERGING WITH THINGS""
problem of every mother.....
Armmyyyyy😂😂
Army!💜
I know lol that and how often do mothers knock over things that get that much dirt on them that easily?
Is your profile picture actually yours?
@@madhusudan6772 thats SUGA from BTS. check him out in Daechwita MV
2:14 Can we all appreciate pewds for how he gives the baby a time to cool off 👏
I can't breathe I'm laughing so hard
Pew:I'm the best mother
Also Pew:drops,drowns,throws and steps on baby starves baby snaps its neck
And that how to be a great mother kid
What that's how I was raised. What are you weak?
"There's poop on the ceiling, how's that even possible"
Trust me bro, one day you'll understand
InstaSound Lmao
InstaSound umm ive had kids and my friends have kids if u have shit on ur ceiling u put it there intentionally.
How do u know? We're all 9 remember?
He got started young.
Thought the same thing
"TIMMY STOP MERGING WITH THINGS"
the problem of every mother.....
XD
**marzia walks in** I think we’re going to have to call off the wedding
17:14 That's the warning...
oh, I cant wait for media to 'review' this video
Alfred Mesa Felix kajilkdbhe known as PewDiePie who is a rich UA-camr played a game that is a mother simulator but he reviled his true colors as he keeps abusing the child and throwing it away and that sums up how dangerous this UA-camr is to his 9 year old audience
But he didn't say ni-
The UA-camr know as pewdiepie has revealed that he has been abusing children as young as 3 months old. His latest video features the UA-camr throwing the child, which will inevitably cause brain damage. We wonder how this will influence his young audience.
"This is an example of poydeypai, is doing baby abuse "... media review
Or maybe "No 1 UA-camr Is A Child Abuser"
*im a great mother* while throwing the poor kid on the ground lmafo
hot like pepper n sun bby lmafo😂😂
*Should shkle have thrown the ri h kid instead*
Po0r
I haven’t laughed this much in a very long time. My favorite video hands down, even after 2 years
Pewds: I swear i'm a great mother
*Throws Baby*
“We don’t throw things in this house!”
*throws baby
What are you doing on the ground!?!?
Lmao😂
Me:
*sees thumbnail*
“Oh good it’s an old pewdiepie video I haven’t seen!”
*checks date*
“WTF ITS POSTED TWO DAYS AGO?!
*clicks excitedly*
Jasmyn Grace lol same
Xd
Where.. did the beard go..
Lol saaaameee😂😂😂😂 lmfao
me reading your comment: *cringes harder than when Fluttershy died in MLP*
Pewdiepie: I'm a good mother
Also Pewdiepie: feeds baby boiling water over and over again