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  • Mrs. Shirleen is upset that no one showed up for the last rehearsal before Resurrection Sunday. She lets people know how she really feels about the kids. 😂😂😂 The comedienne you're watching is Christianee Porter, subscribe to her UA-cam channel and follow her on Instagram @thechristishow Twitter @thechristipshow

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  • @SupremeDejhan
    @SupremeDejhan 8 років тому +692

    "They cain't READ???!!! I ain't Helen Keller!!!!!" 😂😂😂😂😂 Ms. Shirleen is EVERYTHING!!!!!!

    • @shayb4805
      @shayb4805 8 років тому +18

      Dead! 😭😭😭😭😭

    • @dreday3987
      @dreday3987 7 років тому +21

      SupremeDejhan I'm LOL. I'm late on her. Dammm she's Funny Ass Hell

    • @shamicshalamb6354
      @shamicshalamb6354 7 років тому +5

      SupremeDejhan I no right I can't take lmfao 😂😂😂😂

    • @millonsmith3242
      @millonsmith3242 6 років тому +9

      She show nuff a bad lady if shw did all.that by herself hair makeup paid her ownself lol

    • @kenyettaleavell533
      @kenyettaleavell533 6 років тому +2

      SupremeDejhan lol

  • @chessieb2450
    @chessieb2450 7 років тому +191

    The pastor not even answering texts...I'm done...lmao

    • @TrangPakbaby
      @TrangPakbaby 6 років тому +6

      If u got a text from Shirleen would u respond? The pastor knew she was on some mess lol

    • @shanesmith-vn1ri
      @shanesmith-vn1ri Рік тому

      ​@@TrangPakbaby 😂😂

  • @tatiannarivers785
    @tatiannarivers785 8 років тому +198

    Jesus performed miracles and everybody ATE... 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Everybody was full...💀💀💀

    • @katiepena5467
      @katiepena5467 4 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂. She's to funny

    • @katiepena5467
      @katiepena5467 4 роки тому +1

      tatianna rivers 😂😂😂😂💯😂 love the foot shouting 😂😂😂

  • @thewineup
    @thewineup 8 років тому +323

    Lawd the children can't read!!! But wait, she played all 11 roles in her plan?! iCant with Shirleen 😂😂😂

    • @e.cousins3123
      @e.cousins3123 8 років тому +1

      😂😂💀💀

    • @divap63
      @divap63 8 років тому +25

      She killed me with that. SHE DID IT ALL. Sounds like a little Tyler Perry to me! LOL

  • @deedee3701
    @deedee3701 8 років тому +133

    I'm not fooling with sis Shirleen today...those clucking shoes get me every time 😂😂😂

    • @wendygreen2099
      @wendygreen2099 5 років тому +4

      YASSSSSS the way she step in those old time grandma shoes...😂😂😂😂

    • @jtaylor6275
      @jtaylor6275 Рік тому

      I agree that the "white shoes" make the outfit!

  • @kivakarmen8628
    @kivakarmen8628 8 років тому +159

    LOL!!!! She should be Mr. Brown's 1st Cousin.

    • @kivakarmen8628
      @kivakarmen8628 8 років тому +7

      that Harlem stomp at 2:38😂😂😂

    • @shayb4805
      @shayb4805 8 років тому +4

      +Kiva Karmen yessss 😂😂

    • @kivakarmen8628
      @kivakarmen8628 8 років тому +13

      It's the fashion sense that validates her! You know the Browns can dress!

    • @Trixiesongzxoxo
      @Trixiesongzxoxo 4 роки тому

      Ha 🤣 🤣 🤣

    • @cheyenne6384
      @cheyenne6384 4 роки тому

      I totally agree with you..lol I love her.🤣

  • @irandleIV
    @irandleIV 8 років тому +91

    "Do it decent and in order! Jesus did it decent and order! He performeded miracles and everybody attteee!" Lol

  • @ljabidinginthevine3779
    @ljabidinginthevine3779 8 років тому +148

    she said she paid her self lol.. she's so funny

  • @Whitneysinbusiness
    @Whitneysinbusiness 7 років тому +124

    Baby when I say I hollered when she started jumping about Jesus being on time 😂😂😂😂. You better tell them the way the truth and the life 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @babiphat20
    @babiphat20 8 років тому +138

    i paid myself i dressed myself i did my own make up i directed it i wrote it. lmao

  • @Ccannon2301
    @Ccannon2301 8 років тому +151

    I don't know how the person recording can hold it together. Lol. I would be on the ground laughing. Keep up the excellent comedy. You're amazing.

    • @raquelraquel3067
      @raquelraquel3067 8 років тому +19

      if u listen carefully you can hear the person sniffing/laughing

    • @kodasantiaga4810
      @kodasantiaga4810 7 років тому +1

      lmao right i peeped it too

    • @moni23me
      @moni23me 6 років тому +4

      ScorpioCannon lmao I would ruin EVERY-SHOT by laughing

  • @countesstanksley6752
    @countesstanksley6752 8 років тому +27

    "None of the churren could read!!!!" Lmbo!!!!! 😂😂😂

  • @sights3255kamobrin
    @sights3255kamobrin 7 років тому +14

    she spazzed out ...😂😂😂😂
    but in the end
    she still willing to calm down and
    do the work of the LORD...
    🤗👏👏👐👐👼
    gots to love ms.shirleen

    • @queeni5212
      @queeni5212 6 років тому

      Kamo brinson you crazy just like Miss Shirleen with your statement. I’m just laughing!

  • @jacobTheeCreole
    @jacobTheeCreole 8 років тому +151

    They do my Auntee so wrong , Auntee I was on the way but you had left before I got there lol

  • @e.milli-68
    @e.milli-68 7 років тому +43

    Pastor ain"t even there yet 🤣😂😂. but how she do all that then just sit calm in the end. funny ish😂😂

  • @JustCoraSharice
    @JustCoraSharice 8 років тому +500

    It's so REFRESHING to see a woman dress up and impersonate a older black woman in a comical way! SOOOOOOO DONE with seeing our black men in wigs just for jest. Thank you CHRISTIANEE!!!!!!!!

    • @KimMessengerOfRap
      @KimMessengerOfRap 6 років тому +39

      Cora Sharice I said the same thing!! Why can’t the men impersonate old men more? I love this lady!

    • @realn.w.a554
      @realn.w.a554 6 років тому +20

      KimMessengerOfRap Because they don't want to and don't nor do they have to either, and it's very entertaining to many people who are not complaining at all, they still are successful MEN and entertainers however I think this women is phenomenal at what she does, and I would Love to see more women comedians/actors like her as well!

    • @mzmissy9591
      @mzmissy9591 6 років тому

      Dbl ameen

    • @JanayDiamond
      @JanayDiamond 5 років тому +1

      T T 🙄

    • @JanayDiamond
      @JanayDiamond 5 років тому +1

      😒

  • @Blakmajik78
    @Blakmajik78 8 років тому +83

    Damn Hellen Keller was deaf...Shirleen ain't got a lick of sense LMAO

  • @tiffatasticvq
    @tiffatasticvq 8 років тому +56

    We said she I ain't Helen Keller.... I was done!!!!

  • @angell9548
    @angell9548 7 років тому +17

    she did a play by herself with 11 roles 😭 she paid herself😭

  • @2Live4Christ1
    @2Live4Christ1 8 років тому +34

    Shelby ain't even here....lolol😂😂😂

  • @Contrite3000
    @Contrite3000 8 років тому +45

    It's nice out, I wanna be like Him so Imma wait😂😂😂

  • @denospyridon3126
    @denospyridon3126 8 років тому +212

    I hope Tyler Perry recognizes her. And she could do a cameo in the movie Madelia. I think that would be so funny them going out it together

    • @leonacarterd
      @leonacarterd 8 років тому +1

      deno spyridon I was thinking the same thing

    • @jackyhawk6810
      @jackyhawk6810 7 років тому +34

      Tyler probably too threatened by her. She's waaaaaaaay funnier.

    • @nettaboo248
      @nettaboo248 7 років тому +12

      deno spyridon She's working with him now. I can't wait!!

    • @denospyridon3126
      @denospyridon3126 7 років тому

      nettaboo248 love it

    • @721rena
      @721rena 7 років тому +10

      deno spyridon who's madelia??

  • @phiwife
    @phiwife 8 років тому +43

    I don't know how the person holding that camera does not cry and Shake while you're talking! You are an absolute trip!

  • @HotelCalifornia360
    @HotelCalifornia360 8 років тому +60

    I'm gone give it 10 mo minutes.
    I'm gone give it 15 mo mins
    I'm gone give....

  • @sparkle5278
    @sparkle5278 8 років тому +40

    I am literally sitting a lone laughing out loud. 😂😂😂😂 made my day

    • @sights3255kamobrin
      @sights3255kamobrin 7 років тому +1

      Sparkle LaBelle me to😂😂😂😂....this is hilarious

  • @KimMessengerOfRap
    @KimMessengerOfRap 6 років тому +7

    She’s rocking those Easter shoes 😂😂

  • @keshajohnson9380
    @keshajohnson9380 7 років тому +56

    Be like Jesus he was on time......👍

  • @glt010678
    @glt010678 7 років тому +18

    She's so good that she made me feel a little sadness for her at the end when she said she was going to wait, patted her leg and leaned out for another look. I was like, "awwww."

  • @greatnatebolton8805
    @greatnatebolton8805 8 років тому +14

    When she said Helen Keller I had to pause it & compose myself. I can't rn. This is too much lol tears bruh...tears...

  • @Aleemahcharlie
    @Aleemahcharlie 8 років тому +26

    lmao@ 1:07 Shirleen hit 'em with the pimp walk lmaooooo I can't breathe!!

    • @crista466
      @crista466 5 років тому +4

      Omg, You play too much....I just played that part 5 times 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @christineb7304
      @christineb7304 5 років тому +1

      Thank you for that comparison!😂😂😂

  • @trenchcaptn8213
    @trenchcaptn8213 8 років тому +15

    The children couldn't read NO WAY-ROLLING ALL OVER THE FLOOR!!!

    • @trenchcaptn8213
      @trenchcaptn8213 8 років тому +7

      The Pastor ain't answering my text msg!!!

  • @glambyportia3100
    @glambyportia3100 7 років тому +33

    Did she said I ain't Hellen Keller!!! 😂😂😂

  • @moonlover1144
    @moonlover1144 8 років тому +18

    I have watched this video about 20 times! Her [passion] for tact toward the end had me dying!!! Favorite line though was -"I ain't Helen Keller!" The best thing out right now.

  • @Dionnaharris
    @Dionnaharris 6 років тому +5

    I love this! Real talk - she must have been raised in church, this is a real scenario 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @gibbsachenee
    @gibbsachenee 7 років тому +4

    her whole outfit and walk kills me😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kardiair2
    @kardiair2 7 років тому +13

    I ain't no Helen Killer 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @1icj
      @1icj 6 років тому +1

      kardiair2 I am done with her. No time for the deaf and dumb. Word

  • @Iheartbethany86
    @Iheartbethany86 8 років тому +9

    The camera lady couldn't stop cracking up and neither could I 😂😂😂

  • @bigbuffy62
    @bigbuffy62 8 років тому +18

    Be on time; JESUS WAS ON TIME!! lmfao!

    • @1icj
      @1icj 6 років тому +2

      bigbuffy62 that word my people

  • @chrisprince6995
    @chrisprince6995 Рік тому +4

    Watching this in 2023 is just as funny! Shirleen has always been hilarious!

  • @shirajai
    @shirajai 5 років тому +2

    Ms Shirleen almost slipped up and said Ni$&a ..... I heard you! Lol

  • @Halfy06
    @Halfy06 8 років тому +26

    Shaby wasn't even there!!! But she came to the Donald trump rally... Lol

    • @OR0R0
      @OR0R0 7 років тому

      Chelby lmao. shaby = hilarious!

  • @zenden5183
    @zenden5183 7 років тому +2

    "Be ON TIME! JESUS WAS ON TIME!" 😂😂😂

  • @BIGKEE810
    @BIGKEE810 8 років тому +11

    Be like Jesus.... Cause I do. 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @hodnatashawalkerjones4643
    @hodnatashawalkerjones4643 7 років тому +4

    I love her caricatures! Talented lady!

  • @mykayliaswain8876
    @mykayliaswain8876 8 років тому +7

    One of my favorites next to the waist trainer!

  • @jacquelinemcconnico5143
    @jacquelinemcconnico5143 7 років тому +5

    She cut up and then calmed on down at the end. Lmbo.

  • @CharityIsrael
    @CharityIsrael  8 років тому +63

    Her name is Christianee Porter you can find her on UA-cam and Facebook: The Christi Show
    Instagram @thechristishow
    Twitter: @The_christishow
    www.thechristishow.com

    • @HollyGolightly74
      @HollyGolightly74 8 років тому +2

      Are you working the camera? If so bravo!!! I'd be on the floor laughing messing up every take.....lol

    • @CharityIsrael
      @CharityIsrael  8 років тому

      Lol

    • @hialeahsprings9805
      @hialeahsprings9805 8 років тому +1

      Wheres the video where she says everyone in church was taking pictures for instachat? What you looking at your shoes? You ain't got no nice shoes anyhow!

    • @countesstanksley6752
      @countesstanksley6752 8 років тому +6

      @Charity - Thank you!! I definitely have followed her on my social media pages lol! I absolutely love her.

    • @P2k23P
      @P2k23P 7 років тому

      Charity Israel I followed your posts until you blocked me for sharing a post of yours #why? You were super encouraging, but wanted credit for it I guess. Before I could respond and explain to you that I couldn't tag you, I was blocked.
      Too bad because you had super encouraging posts.

  • @chevydude658
    @chevydude658 8 років тому +21

    Stein Mart? Man. Been years since I've been to a Stein Mart.

  • @1majordan
    @1majordan 7 років тому +3

    Ms. Shirleen saves the day!!! She keeps me laughing!!!!

  • @beverlyjohnson9721
    @beverlyjohnson9721 8 років тому +11

    you have Made me laugh the on my weakest days I hope you go to higher levels. May God bless your talent to make us laugh. Very unique

  • @jevonmccoy2984
    @jevonmccoy2984 7 років тому +9

    The shoes man! It's the shoes!!! 😂💀

  • @justanotherti4790
    @justanotherti4790 2 роки тому +3

    You know Miss Shirleen was developed lovingly, with observation and trail error.
    Christi put a lot of work into Miss Shirleen. She worked hard on this character.
    I appreciate her art, and her hard work.
    It's no coincidence Miss Shirleen is so funny.

  • @drkarendlomax
    @drkarendlomax 6 років тому +2

    "I ain't Helen Keller" The way I hollered😂😂😂

  • @JuneHoliday7
    @JuneHoliday7 4 роки тому +2

    The longer she waited, the madder she got! 😂

  • @trazarrastelly7599
    @trazarrastelly7599 8 років тому +11

    You are seriously funny. This is definitely a church mother!! LOLOL I work in youth ministry and I promise I be like this some times!! LOLOLOL

  • @niijipsychologyphd
    @niijipsychologyphd 6 років тому +1

    😂😂😂💙💙 Hellen Keller... I can’t😂😂😂

  • @aquanasmeadows3993
    @aquanasmeadows3993 7 років тому +2

    those shoes have gold embellishments 😂😂😂😂😊😊 Shirleen is serious about Christ!😂😂😂 her passion about decent and in order

  • @phenomenalwife5380
    @phenomenalwife5380 Рік тому +1

    Kids couldn't Read No way... They CAN'T READ I ain't Helen Keller 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @brandonowens7525
    @brandonowens7525 8 років тому +6

    Ms Shirleen is to damn funny

  • @god1st438
    @god1st438 7 років тому +4

    "Be ye ready," this ain't from God, God is always on time.☺😊😇😕💞

  • @VICTORIOUSONE22
    @VICTORIOUSONE22 7 років тому +8

    Walk on em Shirleen...

  • @jkels3375
    @jkels3375 6 місяців тому +1

    Who’s watching this in 2024?! I’m hollering !!! Be on time , Jesus was on time !!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 This is still a classic 7 years later!

  • @sights3255kamobrin
    @sights3255kamobrin 7 років тому +5

    I watch this everyday😂😂😂

  • @AndreJohnsonWriter
    @AndreJohnsonWriter 8 років тому +4

    Helen Keller!!! 😂😂

  • @AndieAllDay
    @AndieAllDay 7 років тому +2

    I know your pain Ms. Shirleen........... I was always the first person at choir rehearsal that often never started on time.. SMH LOLOL DISRESPECTFUL!!!

  • @WalkinOnWaterWitHim
    @WalkinOnWaterWitHim 8 років тому +1

    Somebody give Shirleen a hug ! She is upset Lord ! lol

  • @jacquelinemcconnico5143
    @jacquelinemcconnico5143 8 років тому +29

    I love those white shoes.

  • @jesusjesus2086
    @jesusjesus2086 7 років тому +3

    Dem shoes tho y'all😂😂😂

  • @Tangelica28
    @Tangelica28 8 років тому +2

    I've been watching this one for 30 minutes... it's hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @wlsn11359
    @wlsn11359 7 років тому +4

    "I could be at the Steinmart where they got a sale today on a Saturday..."

  • @GODPROPERTY125
    @GODPROPERTY125 6 років тому +1

    I'm not Helen Keller I'm Dead😂😂😂

  • @carlenea7480
    @carlenea7480 6 років тому +2

    Lmao. I'll pay good money to see this one man play with eleven roles. 😂

  • @MzTabu78
    @MzTabu78 8 років тому +1

    😂😂😂😂😂Now them church folks done maid my Ms Shirleen mad this was 2 funny

  • @bsdguy
    @bsdguy 7 років тому +1

    She is really good. My eye are watering.... She can do a movie and play all the characters.

  • @Southernbred3000
    @Southernbred3000 8 років тому +5

    😂😂😂😂 the children can't read

  • @raquelrene8911
    @raquelrene8911 8 років тому +3

    I saw where she shouted you out. . .Thank YOU for what YOU do for Ms. Shirleen. . .I love y'all. Blessings from Richmond, VA

  • @iamsds84
    @iamsds84 7 років тому +8

    Wait wait wait did she say "Shelby ain't even here. I don't know how she get notifications of stuff." Shelby ain't learned yet? Shirleen don't do her. 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @lamargraves3601
    @lamargraves3601 8 років тому +9

    Y'all be like Jesus because Jesus was ON TIME!!! This ain't of Gawd he wouldn't been here lol.... Be like the LORD😂😂😂

  • @catrinadilworth9775
    @catrinadilworth9775 5 років тому +2

    I just Love Y'all and I can hear you in the background Ruby !!! I know I can always get a good laugh watching y'all😂😂😂

  • @kekedoyouluvme5885
    @kekedoyouluvme5885 7 років тому +1

    This is too funny lol I just discovered Ms. Shirleen

  • @angelaroberts2882
    @angelaroberts2882 5 років тому +2

    A whole play by myself 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @justanotherti4790
    @justanotherti4790 2 роки тому +1

    I see the beginnings of her hops and now they are timeless.

  • @danieljaffen
    @danieljaffen 7 років тому +4

    I REALLY can't with these names...Ernest???? 💀💀💀💀

  • @cooldude6012
    @cooldude6012 6 років тому

    Every time she sat on the steps, she got right back up fussing ololl 😂😂😂

  • @angell9548
    @angell9548 7 років тому +10

    Be on time!!! Jesus was on time! 😷

  • @chocalechevux804
    @chocalechevux804 5 років тому +2

    11 roles omg I’m weakkkk🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @amortranquilo661
    @amortranquilo661 6 місяців тому

    Sr. Shirleen resurrectin' my Spirit in them big white shoes Before Easter, playin' 11 roles!😂💀

  • @TheMskaylababy
    @TheMskaylababy 4 роки тому +1

    Im a disciple. The disciples wasn’t waiting on Jesus cause he was there AT THERE AT THE BANKS!!!! 😂😂😂

  • @carolekelly9216
    @carolekelly9216 7 років тому +3

    She makes me laugh... hours later just thinking bout her. She is hilarious!

  • @yamanz6712
    @yamanz6712 4 роки тому +1

    3 years later and I’m still laughing @ “I Ain Helen Keller I don’t teach children how to read”😂😂😂

  • @cherylmiles8920
    @cherylmiles8920 Рік тому +2

    Still laughing at this in 2023😂😂

  • @LadyGaye
    @LadyGaye 5 років тому

    LOL she did a play all by herself with 11 roles in it ... I'm cryin!!!

  • @revjw72
    @revjw72 8 років тому +4

    This Made me your Biggest Fan.. right here... love it!!!

  • @KishaWright
    @KishaWright 8 років тому +1

    lawd help me!! I just gave myself a headache laughing!!! this took the cake!!! geeeebaaah!

  • @TawandaVance
    @TawandaVance 6 років тому +3

    Got her missing that Steinmart sale 😎😎😎

  • @donnashelton8560
    @donnashelton8560 2 роки тому +1

    I’m a disciple! Not Helen Keller🤣

  • @GaiaCarney
    @GaiaCarney 7 років тому +1

    Thank you so much for creating & sharing these! JESUS WAS ON TIME

  • @dwoollery
    @dwoollery 4 роки тому

    Did she say she ain't Helen Keller?! OMG, I'm weak.

  • @taneenswindell8274
    @taneenswindell8274 4 роки тому

    I'm TELLING you, I be CRACKING up till my STOMACH hurts!!! You are HILLARIOUS!!! ❤❤❤❤😂😂😂😂

  • @moni23me
    @moni23me 6 років тому +1

    "If I could be at the Stein Mart".... 🤣🤣🤣 I'm dead!