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  • @duro845
    @duro845 7 років тому +4680

    Paulie used to kill me playing commentator for his own jokes

    • @divingduck1970
      @divingduck1970 7 років тому +240

      Before, and WAY before!

    • @llewodcm20
      @llewodcm20 4 роки тому +132

      Commendatori!

    • @anttucc9646
      @anttucc9646 4 роки тому +221

      Hey, T. Ya heard what I said? I told him...

    • @Yanpac
      @Yanpac 4 роки тому +62

      That's respect! Like a commander!

    • @eduardochernia
      @eduardochernia 4 роки тому +70

      Hey Ton', you heard what I said?

  • @lobster800
    @lobster800 14 років тому +1468

    theres a great joke in Pine Barrens from Bobby Baccala-"I went out bear hunting one time, and I saw a road sign saying "bear left". So I turned around and went home"

    • @halwasserman7905
      @halwasserman7905 3 роки тому +32

      I love that joke!

    • @haimshkolnik2092
      @haimshkolnik2092 3 роки тому +10

      Didn't get it

    • @scissortongue5772
      @scissortongue5772 3 роки тому +159

      @@haimshkolnik2092 bear left, the bear has gone home, vacated the premises, not in the immediate area. The bear is no longer there. Bear left.

    • @haimshkolnik2092
      @haimshkolnik2092 3 роки тому +27

      @@scissortongue5772 ohhhhh ok im stupid
      Thanks
      lol

    • @amirbeg6843
      @amirbeg6843 3 роки тому +4

      Now that it’s written i get it already 😭😭😭

  • @leondelvechioramirez8529
    @leondelvechioramirez8529 10 років тому +2198

    "Did you hear about the Chinese Godfather? He made them an offer they couldn't understand." HahahhHhahahhaaha

    • @MrMendoda
      @MrMendoda 6 років тому +2

      oh hey John;

    • @petew.7870
      @petew.7870 6 років тому +2

      #CLASSIC

    • @GeoZeppelin1979
      @GeoZeppelin1979 6 років тому +12

      LMAO

    • @___________
      @___________ Рік тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @armgemboiii
      @armgemboiii Рік тому +10

      How about imagine Junior saying this one
      “Did you hear about the Puerto Rican godfather? He made them an offer, they could Barely understand”.

  • @KA5H24
    @KA5H24 10 років тому +2837

    I love it when Paulie does like an instant replay on his jokes.... "Did you hear what I said..." hahah, or in Paulie's way, hehheheh

  • @ahmedshettima9226
    @ahmedshettima9226 4 роки тому +3455

    They missed the joke where Paulie says. “Hey look, this seems like an ad for a weight loss. Before and waaaaayyyy before”

    • @tayeb7031
      @tayeb7031 4 роки тому +359

      -tony you hear what I said?
      -yeah before and after

    • @cheeto4789
      @cheeto4789 4 роки тому +65

      @@tayeb7031 to be fair, he had a stripper on his arm, nobody really expected him to be paying attention to Paulie

    • @snoopcat7475
      @snoopcat7475 3 роки тому +10

      Jesus, this guy ever stop breakin balls?

    • @dova3282
      @dova3282 3 роки тому +69

      “You grab on to Ginny Sac yourr fucking hands will disappear”

    • @andrewhughes6041
      @andrewhughes6041 3 роки тому +67

      @@dova3282 "When she goes camping the bears gotta hide their food."

  • @wjatube
    @wjatube 6 років тому +1515

    "His place looked like shit."
    -Christopher giving the best punchline of the entire series.

  • @Gibbsian36
    @Gibbsian36 3 роки тому +1131

    The acting on the "rich man / poor man" joke is magnificent, with Tony and Pussy giggling through the buildup. It can't be easy to make it look so natural when you've heard the same joke a hundred times and have gone through as many takes. It's details like this that made The Sopranos immortal.

    • @_inked_out
      @_inked_out 3 роки тому +47

      I was actually thinking they didn't mention the joke to pussy to get a genuine reaction but idk unless you saw a behind the scenes thing. Either way it looks natural

    • @theathejtheg9834
      @theathejtheg9834 2 роки тому +37

      The joke is good but the acting makes it great

    • @HN-vd5nd
      @HN-vd5nd 2 роки тому

      Tell tails pussy flipped to the feds, he laughed at Tony's joke before the punchline. Should have told Tony he lost weight too and wore a wired cap.Don't give me that look! It was a fucking horse! What are you, a vegetarian? You eat beef and sausage by the cartload!

    • @macewindu6853
      @macewindu6853 2 роки тому +9

      You forgot that it’s a show at times, it’s just so real

    • @CaptainTrips560
      @CaptainTrips560 2 роки тому +2

      @@macewindu6853 IT FEELS SO FUCKING REAL

  • @Whocoulditbe88
    @Whocoulditbe88 3 роки тому +814

    The rincoln continental joke has gotten me so many laughs, thanks uncle june

  • @thirdeyeindoctrine
    @thirdeyeindoctrine 11 років тому +2574

    A man comes home to his wife with a duck under his arm and says "This is the pig I've been fucking." The wife says "That's not a pig it's a duck." The husband goes, "I wasn't talking to you."

  • @drasticwillb
    @drasticwillb 10 років тому +2678

    The best one from Junior in the House of Dementia was, "A guy brings his date a half a dozen roses. The dame says I guess now you expect me to spread my legs. The guy says Don't you have a vase?"

    • @nunya1738
      @nunya1738 10 років тому +13

      Chris Hansen Thanks--believe it or not, I think the cut made me think farm, and hear HORSE!

    • @MobHeataEnt
      @MobHeataEnt 7 років тому +14

      drasticwillb I don't get it?

    • @dannyfitzgerald1593
      @dannyfitzgerald1593 5 років тому +86

      @Ausla Davis did you hear about the Chinese Godfather? He made them an offer they couldn't understand.

    • @stevenbaldwick180
      @stevenbaldwick180 4 роки тому +8

      I heard that joke in the early 80's. A Jewish guy told it to me. It was modified as two Jewish ladies talking...

    • @michaeluden7131
      @michaeluden7131 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @user-rc8xp7hw5i
    @user-rc8xp7hw5i 3 роки тому +244

    Carmella: "This mad cow disease, I think it's terrible the English government didn't tell people sooner." Tony: "Well they didn't want to create a stampede."

  • @peteluis2849
    @peteluis2849 6 років тому +404

    3:25 I swear Tony was curious to know what the one prick said to the other prick lol

    • @alpertek2549
      @alpertek2549 4 роки тому +57

      That was the most masterful joke in the whole series. Took me a while to get it.

    • @louisekvernoey3888
      @louisekvernoey3888 3 роки тому +16

      @@alpertek2549 I still don't get it.....and want to....please enlighten me? 😅

    • @alpertek2549
      @alpertek2549 3 роки тому +30

      @@louisekvernoey3888 Carmela and Tony are the pricks.

    • @vespasiancloscan7077
      @vespasiancloscan7077 3 роки тому +17

      @@louisekvernoey3888 nothing; they were both stuck up cunts

    • @bulldawg7232
      @bulldawg7232 3 роки тому +8

      Imagine if he finished that joke at the dinner table dropping the C word 😳

  • @Sankrityayan07
    @Sankrityayan07 8 років тому +950

    Uncle Junior loved his Chinaman jokes.

    • @MegaDonGallo
      @MegaDonGallo 8 років тому +232

      He never forgave them for Pearl Harbour

    • @uppubhai
      @uppubhai 7 років тому +28

      LMAO pearl harbour

    • @StopFlaggingVideos
      @StopFlaggingVideos 7 років тому +80

      its actually a sopranos joke in a way, where tony blundetto is talking about starting a business with his boss the korean, and paulie says remember pearl harbor, as though koreans can't be trusted because they did pearl harbor. so lighten up

    • @harman950
      @harman950 7 років тому +27

      Isn't it ironic that in the end, Junior got his ass kicked by a China-Men?

    • @harman950
      @harman950 7 років тому +9

      Chinaman*....didn't want to offend any spell Nazis out there.

  • @JustinWKah
    @JustinWKah 4 роки тому +548

    i just noticed when silvio is doing the impersonation he says "Our true enemy has yet to reveal himself." it then cuts to Big Pussy laughing... talk about foreshadowing

    • @colorcombinations7387
      @colorcombinations7387 3 роки тому +49

      Great catch, never noticed that

    • @blubber8510
      @blubber8510 2 роки тому

      Didn’t we already see Pussy with the FBI agent prior to that? Or am I misremembering?

    • @Jackal_XXX
      @Jackal_XXX 2 роки тому +32

      That’s good writing.
      Anyways, four dollars a pound.

  • @wwb2081
    @wwb2081 9 років тому +1328

    "Anyone think it's ironic that Lou Gerig died of Lou Gerig's disease?"

    • @SiccDeville
      @SiccDeville 7 років тому +208

      "you gonna make that same stupid joke everytime that comes up?"

    • @lohancindy5442
      @lohancindy5442 6 років тому +4

      Wyatt Button listen to your friend here

    • @larrysabo799
      @larrysabo799 6 років тому +5

      fooloof i dont think we need to be that overstated

    • @larrysabo799
      @larrysabo799 5 років тому +8

      @fooloof thats my money paulie!

    • @domenicmartucci140
      @domenicmartucci140 4 роки тому +3

      @@larrysabo799 Hes really FUCKED UP!!

  • @theseageek
    @theseageek 3 роки тому +296

    Gotta love Paulie repeating his joke to Tony to make sure he hears it despite the fact that Tony was literally next to him 😂😂

    • @seyedamirhooshangdehnadi3035
      @seyedamirhooshangdehnadi3035 Рік тому +2

      Tony was distracted by seeing Melfi again after a long time while no one knows about their relation.

    • @deepbluebeer
      @deepbluebeer Рік тому

      I love his smile it looks so pure

    • @thebagelsproductions
      @thebagelsproductions Рік тому +3

      I have uncles do exactly that😂 it's like 2 times from Goodfellas

    • @theseageek
      @theseageek Рік тому +2

      @@thebagelsproductions “I’m gonna get the papers get the papers” 😄😄

  • @Pazzoal
    @Pazzoal 11 років тому +578

    paulie: your late!
    ralphie: well tomorrow I can be on time, but you'll be stupid forever
    bahahaahaha

    • @rinorramaj8275
      @rinorramaj8275 6 років тому +1

      Al i shit myself laughing to that

    • @TheSm1thers
      @TheSm1thers 6 років тому +25

      That reminds me of a Winston Churchill quote to Bessie Braddock, a British MP.
      Bessie: “Winston, you are drunk, and what’s more you are disgustingly drunk.“
      Winston: “My dear, you are ugly, but tomorrow I shall be sober and you will still be ugly.“

    • @rubyjohn
      @rubyjohn 6 років тому

      I don't get it. Can someone explain the joke? ;_;

    • @Hello_Jerry_
      @Hello_Jerry_ 6 років тому +6

      @@rubyjohn The joke is that a person is being insulted for something that's temporary (being late, being drunk, etc.), so they come back with something the other person can't fix (being ugly, being stupid, etc.). So, if you called me "fat," I could say, "tomorrow, I'll start losing weight and you'll still be an idiot." Get it?

    • @rubyjohn
      @rubyjohn 6 років тому +1

      @@Hello_Jerry_ lol nice explanation! Thanks :D

  • @anthonynieves4208
    @anthonynieves4208 3 роки тому +130

    I love how in a the beginning Junior told Livia to say why to AJs joke . Showed his love for jokes

  • @sanjayraju988
    @sanjayraju988 3 роки тому +223

    I always loved Paulie doing instant replays on all of his own jokes.

  • @MrSalas
    @MrSalas 2 роки тому +126

    Being a non native English speaker it is only now, 15 years later after watching the show that I get the cataract/lincoln continental joke.

    • @HipHopAn0n
      @HipHopAn0n 2 роки тому +11

      I present you with your badge of English speaking proficiency 😎😎

    • @MonsterDOT
      @MonsterDOT 2 роки тому +1

      I don't quite get it, can you explain it?

    • @brownpunk1794
      @brownpunk1794 Рік тому

      If u keep that up ill enroll you in slip n fall school!

    • @MrSalas
      @MrSalas Рік тому +9

      @@MonsterDOT It's a racist joke about a chinese man mispronouncing the "L" and "R" in English. So "Cataract"" is actually "Cadillac". and the doctor answers by mispronouncing "Lincoln" as "Rincon".

  • @ZackValentine
    @ZackValentine 11 років тому +262

    The 'Poor Man, Rich Man' joke at 0:20 is now my all time favourite joke. Love it.

  • @moby1017
    @moby1017 11 років тому +224

    Rincoln Continental LMFAO!!!

    • @nunya1738
      @nunya1738 10 років тому +19

      I still am slightly surprised they can keep straight faces.

    • @ChalkyHonky
      @ChalkyHonky 5 років тому +9

      So what he drives a Lincoln

    • @tonibrzic6628
      @tonibrzic6628 4 роки тому

      I don't get it

    • @saber26ful
      @saber26ful 4 роки тому +20

      @@tonibrzic6628 The Chinese guy thinks the doctor is talking about his car "Cadillic" when the doctor actually said "Cataract." Chinese L's and R's bro.

    • @jeffgillson
      @jeffgillson 4 роки тому

      RMFAO ... R.O.R.

  • @nickcara97
    @nickcara97 4 роки тому +63

    “I can’t believe this!”
    “Why? Last year you believed a flying saucer was over East Rutherford.”

  • @sergiomendoza4040
    @sergiomendoza4040 4 роки тому +100

    That joke Ralph makes about mrs Custer is fucking hysterical lol. That shit always makes me laugh.

    • @jimmyrustler8983
      @jimmyrustler8983 2 роки тому +6

      The delivery is perfect.

    • @MrRafting
      @MrRafting Рік тому

      Holy cow.. Look at all those fuckin' indians!

  • @BuzzKirill3D
    @BuzzKirill3D 10 років тому +411

    The "Chinese godfather" one is pretty good

    • @arthurthegreat216
      @arthurthegreat216 9 років тому +49

      Nebuchadnezzaurus that joke became like a private joke with me and my friend, we would always tell it. One night, we were drunk at a bar and decided to try to pick up chicks with this joke for the lolz. Not a single chick got the joke and they all thought we're fucking crazy. It was an hilarious night.

    • @BuzzKirill3D
      @BuzzKirill3D 9 років тому +13

      ***** you had to have watched The Godfather to get it. In the movie, there's a recurrent phrase "to make one an offer they can't refuse", meaning offering a person either to do what you want, or be killed.

    • @IamChandEvil
      @IamChandEvil 9 років тому +2

      Nebuchadnezzaurus Why wouldn't they understand a Chinese godfather?

    • @BuzzKirill3D
      @BuzzKirill3D 9 років тому +13

      I am Chand Evil because it is a stereotype that Chinese English is hard to understand.

    • @IamChandEvil
      @IamChandEvil 9 років тому +1

      Nebuchadnezzaurus so they were killed?

  • @lukenutterz
    @lukenutterz 8 років тому +496

    What'd the blind man say when he passed the fish market?
    I DONNTTT KNOWWW

  • @99flyinguppercuts
    @99flyinguppercuts 10 років тому +81

    Paulie: It's like an ad for a fucking weight loss centre.. Before and way before

    • @666zerowolf
      @666zerowolf 8 років тому +2

      funny!

    • @devinrai
      @devinrai 7 років тому +14

      Did you hear what I said, Ton?

  • @AnyFactor
    @AnyFactor 3 роки тому +82

    3:37 *Here is the full joke.*
    Jesus Christ is dying on the cross, his disciples are gathered around, crying. Peter looks up and notices that Jesus seems to be calling him, "Peter, come hither!" Immediately Peter rushes over to the cross, only to be hit severely over the head by the roman guard. He gets on his feet again and wants to return to the other disciples when he hears Jesus calling again, "Peter, come hither!"
    So, again Peter tries to climb the cross to get to his lord, when the roman soldier draws his sword and chops Peter's arm off. Peter is getting a little pissed and wants to go back to his buddies, but again Jesus summons. The roman guard can't believe that Peter is trying yet AGAIN to climb to the cross, and chops off another arm. Peter is now covered in blood and demented from the blow to the head and wants to call it a day.
    Jesus hoarsly croaks, "Peter, please, come to me!" By now, the roman gurad is tired of chopping limbs, so he lets Peter be. The faithful disciple struggles to climb the cross (without arms mind you) and after a long while he finally arrives at his Lord's side. Hurting, suffering, bleeding, Peter looks into his Master's eyes and asks, "yes, my Lord. What is it?" Jesus smiles lovingly and looks off into the distance as a weak smile plays across his face, "Look Peter, I can see your house from here!"

    • @armgemboiii
      @armgemboiii 2 роки тому +1

      Oh man reading this, Just Cracked me up 😆 😂

  • @johnson7166
    @johnson7166 8 років тому +195

    Just a thought I wanted to share. I love how detailed all of the characters are. Like Bobby. Not laughing at Junior's joke because he has a pretty bad sense of humor. You never really heard him joking around and you definitely never saw him laugh much throughout the series. It's pretty incredible how this show comes to life like no other tv show or movie that I've ever seen.

    • @rrt4511
      @rrt4511 7 років тому +8

      youd' better come up with a shinebox joke, you'd be topcoment

    • @bobbysmith3828
      @bobbysmith3828 7 років тому +32

      johnson7166 no I think Bobby just didn't get the joke

    • @ChalkyHonky
      @ChalkyHonky 5 років тому +2

      Bobbies shinebox is not very shiny

    • @TheMAnimal617
      @TheMAnimal617 4 роки тому +3

      They are all ‘living’ characters their whole identity is given to you it’s awesome.

    • @Batony
      @Batony 4 роки тому +6

      Bobby laughs really hard at Ralph’s Ginny Sack joke watching it again.

  • @brando36922
    @brando36922 4 роки тому +46

    Hooked on soprano's clips once again for the billionth fucking time!!!!

  • @maxinator317
    @maxinator317 Рік тому +48

    I love the last joke, where AJ seems genuinely betrayed that his friend lied to him about making up the joke.

  • @SankofaNYC
    @SankofaNYC 16 років тому +55

    "I Get it He Drives a Lincoln!!!" LMAO at Bobby

  • @eltravo2112
    @eltravo2112 8 років тому +94

    Best Junior Soprano quote
    (Says to Tony) If you're gonna lie to me at least tell there's a broad out in your car wanting to tongue my balls"
    Tony: I can make that happen. Just gotta make a few calls
    Lol!!!

    • @Jjc504
      @Jjc504 3 роки тому +5

      It’s actually
      Tony: Hey, you want that it’s a phone call away

    • @thePompousRhombus
      @thePompousRhombus Рік тому

      yea i liked that one a lot too lol

    • @zh2266
      @zh2266 11 місяців тому

      Could do with a nephew like Tony

  • @yxngtxmmyclippin6959
    @yxngtxmmyclippin6959 11 місяців тому +6

    “What did the blind man say when he passed the fish market? Good morning ladies” 🤣🤣

  • @grovermarchand3282
    @grovermarchand3282 5 років тому +57

    What's the difference between a catfish and Italian grandmother?
    One has whiskers and smells bad, and the others a fish

  • @alecrozsnaki5647
    @alecrozsnaki5647 7 років тому +72

    ever since someone pointed it out, that thing Paulie does when he repeats himself drives me crazy lol

    • @jon420
      @jon420 3 роки тому +1

      I had a friend just like that. Key word is "HAD"

    • @fedpostah
      @fedpostah 2 роки тому +22

      @@jon420 You hear that? I said I had a friend just like that, key word is "had", heh heh heh heh heh

    • @victora.1329
      @victora.1329 2 роки тому +1

      AHEH HEH HEH

    • @Davesoft
      @Davesoft Місяць тому

      Y'hear that, T? He said since someone pointed out that thing.. ah fuggedaboutit.

  • @BaraTheVeggie
    @BaraTheVeggie 3 роки тому +63

    No people giving love to Hesh's amazing joke, told at a funeral no less! Master jokster.

  • @colonelbuendias
    @colonelbuendias 5 років тому +98

    A moth goes into a doctor's office:"Doc, I have arthritis."
    "Then what are you doing here? I'm an eye doctor."
    "The light was on."

    • @ZackKolin
      @ZackKolin 4 роки тому +15

      Have you heard Norm MacDonald's version of this joke? It's 4 minutes long, and may be the most amazing joke I've ever heard. ua-cam.com/video/1-MJy7w69EU/v-deo.html

    • @armgemboiii
      @armgemboiii 5 місяців тому

      oh this was good.

  • @Fan_Made_Videos
    @Fan_Made_Videos 15 років тому +38

    Tony always kicks up my appetite when he's eating steak

  • @kingbradley6000
    @kingbradley6000 10 років тому +38

    1:41 i luv how he repeats the joke

  • @richardcranium3254
    @richardcranium3254 3 роки тому +8

    My grandmother was part Fugawi. Yeah you know, they were a nomadic tribe. They'd wander around and get lost and say where the Fugawi. Lol dead

  • @kaj7135
    @kaj7135 9 місяців тому +1

    “There he is, Count Chocula!” will always be my favorite Sopranos joke. Vastly underrated.

  • @dericdennis2650
    @dericdennis2650 9 років тому +174

    If your nose runs and your feet smell, you're built upside down.

    • @isaacster5027
      @isaacster5027 2 роки тому +5

      Imagine itching to go to Florida and having to hear that corny shit 😭

    • @digge2210
      @digge2210 Рік тому

      Fuck

  • @FreshKiNg27
    @FreshKiNg27 9 років тому +77

    i liked the one from tony's cousin tony: "The human body is 86% water, on his last blood test he was 65% zeppola"

    • @LI-mu9ly
      @LI-mu9ly 4 роки тому +15

      That fucking animal Blundetto

    • @ZOAREMIX
      @ZOAREMIX 2 роки тому +6

      @@LI-mu9ly can’t even say his fucking name

  • @jonmckinney28
    @jonmckinney28 4 роки тому +14

    Livias face when AJ tells his cemetery joke...😂

  • @JustSomeCanadianGuy
    @JustSomeCanadianGuy 4 роки тому +17

    The Custer joke is a great one, I add a bit where the painter has a file and he pulls it out and quotes it direct.

  • @YourWaveyness
    @YourWaveyness 4 роки тому +26

    That rich man and poor man joke is actually pretty good 😂😂

  • @slide4180
    @slide4180 10 років тому +91

    1:46, Silvio looks like Nixon!

    • @666zerowolf
      @666zerowolf 8 років тому +2

      +slide4180 where does he find time to be in the E street band with Bruce Springsteen?

    • @ChalkyHonky
      @ChalkyHonky 5 років тому

      @@Tru3_Detective congrats

  • @quietdisdain
    @quietdisdain 16 років тому +22

    You should have included Bobby's gem, "One time we were hunting, and we saw a sign that said 'Bear left' so we went home."

  • @nunya1738
    @nunya1738 10 років тому +81

    (In honor of Jun and his Chinaman jokes, and Nicholson, in Chinatown, too):
    A Chinaman comes too late for a job on the Railroad construction, but is so desperate, he keeps after the Boss in charge, "I work half price, twice as hard". The Bossman keeps telling him, "You don't understand, I don't even have a sledge left for you", but the Chinaman persists, says he will work for one third the rate.
    Impressed by his persistence and taking pity on him, the Bossman relents, and finally says, "Okay, okay...you can be in charge of supplies, I guess". The Chinaman thanks him profusely.
    A week goes by, it's payday, and the Bossman remembers the Chinaman, but he is nowhere to be found. He looks high and low, all over camp. Then he remembers the half assed job title he gave to him, and heads for the shed. Just then the Chinaman appears, jumping out at him from around the corner:
    "SUPPLIZE!!"
    This works best if you give it a little hop onto both feet when telling, hands up with a big grin.
    PEACE (especially to all the chinese brothers and sisters).

    • @funkymunky
      @funkymunky 10 років тому +1

      don't get it.

    • @nunya1738
      @nunya1738 10 років тому +6

      ***** Ha! I typed a lot for someone not to get it...that's cool.
      Like Junior's joke, it is a play on pronounciation difficulties for a chinese immigrant learning a second language--Junior's joke, "Rincoln Continental" for Lincoln Continental.
      Here, it is different, but similar--Supplies is a word he wouldn't maybe learn before learning "Surprise!", which would be mispronounced "Supplize!"

    • @nunya1738
      @nunya1738 10 років тому +1

      ***** Basically, it's an R and L difficulty, in pronouncing, Chinese to English.

    • @funkymunky
      @funkymunky 10 років тому +2

      Nun Ya well, that i understood, i just didn't realize that was the joke. kinda lame, if you ask me.

    • @nunya1738
      @nunya1738 10 років тому +1

      ***** It plays better in real time (the little jump)...but maybe you are just like Bobby, he didn't find it funny, either, when Junior told it. But THAT was the funny part, on the Sopranos.
      And again, no offense meant to anyone.

  • @cousinbebop
    @cousinbebop 13 років тому +32

    I love the implantation of ideas. "Our true enemy is yet to reveal himself" Just before they discovered Pussy was a rat.

    • @texasmade0109
      @texasmade0109 4 роки тому +2

      Holy fuck how did I never realize that

  • @Wombats-1
    @Wombats-1 4 роки тому +7

    Pussy giggling at Tony's joke in the beginning is one of the most adorable things I've ever seen.

  • @coolgamerfella
    @coolgamerfella 2 роки тому +50

    Tonys face at 3:26 gets me everytime and his laugh at knowing his sons joke at 4:55 was perfect

  • @lakeshoredisciples906
    @lakeshoredisciples906 2 роки тому +22

    Bobby kills me with that "I get it....he drives a Lincoln"

  • @Cbart23
    @Cbart23 3 роки тому +9

    He’s on a roll!

  • @CharlieSpencers
    @CharlieSpencers Рік тому +3

    Notice how everyone’s replayed the video around 4:53 just to hear tony say “hmmnmm” 😂

  • @dwolfel19
    @dwolfel19 3 роки тому +11

    Still respect that Junior didn't get annoyed at the guy delivering the punchline for his joke. Most other people in the show probably would have

    • @thePompousRhombus
      @thePompousRhombus Рік тому

      that’s cuz seconds later junior pisses himself, so yea he was a little distraught to be mad at the guy for taking his 🥊 line

  • @BigAl9432
    @BigAl9432 16 років тому +22

    The first time I heard the joke with the pair of slippers and the dildo, I laughed so hard. I told that joke to some friends and they nearly died laughing.

  • @charlessiuda9080
    @charlessiuda9080 2 роки тому +9

    Paulie repeating his jokes are the best 🤣

  • @chriseppler7291
    @chriseppler7291 Рік тому +3

    Man this is an OG UA-cam video.

  • @ggff3761
    @ggff3761 6 років тому +12

    The bit at the start you can see how good junior was with kids

  • @finessegod2
    @finessegod2 Рік тому +6

    One thing I appreciate about Paulie is he always has an encore for his jokes

  • @filipjovanovic937
    @filipjovanovic937 5 років тому +43

    Guy comes home with a bouquet full of flowers his wife looks, and says “well I guess I’ll have to spread my legs.” Her husband replies “why,don’t you have a vase?
    -Uncle Jun

  • @harveyschindler9554
    @harveyschindler9554 2 роки тому +1

    Wrinkin continental brought me back.
    In DC, some 30 years ago, booking a tour, when the sales person ask if we wanted to se wrinkin memoriam.

  • @Kigoz4Life
    @Kigoz4Life 8 років тому +13

    2:36 hahahaahhaha best shit ever. IS IT TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEE MICHAELLLL

    • @Rollemup223
      @Rollemup223 3 роки тому

      no....YOU FOOKIN SCHIIIIFUUUUSA.

  • @MrHow2fail
    @MrHow2fail 9 років тому +27

    RIP James Gandolfini.

    • @joystick8384
      @joystick8384 5 років тому +1

      The shoe falls off, she keels over, che puzz.

    • @armgemboiii
      @armgemboiii 2 роки тому +1

      You can say the same thing for Tony Sirico (1942-2022)

  • @supersaiyanzero386
    @supersaiyanzero386 Рік тому +6

    The way they used "our true enemy has yet to reveal himself" in the food poisoning hallucination was great.

  • @purplesword3800
    @purplesword3800 7 років тому +17

    AJ had that moe howard sugar bowl haircut..

  • @Tallica4Life1
    @Tallica4Life1 14 років тому +30

    i love the way paulie tries to impress tony by repeating the joke to him

  • @masonf7332
    @masonf7332 3 місяці тому +1

    The ending is depressing asf because that’s literally one of the only wholesome moments between the sopranos family in the entire series

  • @hatecopter
    @hatecopter 11 років тому +13

    I tell that rich man poor man joke all the time

  • @eshak33
    @eshak33 16 років тому +7

    3:49 - "I DONT KNOW" LOL

  • @thebluefus
    @thebluefus 7 років тому +28

    So Jesus leans off the cross to peter "I can see your shinebox from here"

  • @twofiveb
    @twofiveb Рік тому +2

    The 90-pound mole on Ginny's ass joke was so funny it almost got some people killed. 😆

  • @johnf6063
    @johnf6063 2 роки тому +3

    1:41 I have no clue why Paulie did this instant replay once in awhile, but it was always hilarious when he did

  • @GanjasKhaan
    @GanjasKhaan Рік тому +4

    3:19 NAH FOR REAL what did he say

  • @Ealdorman_of_Mercia
    @Ealdorman_of_Mercia 2 роки тому +4

    3:30 funniest one, short, straight to the point good delivery.

  • @jameshughes6049
    @jameshughes6049 4 роки тому +2

    A Rincoln Continental!! Fuckin' Junior

  • @chethanmnaik49
    @chethanmnaik49 2 роки тому +11

    Livia saying "who says?" was funnier than AJ's stupid joke

  • @Mstarfracture
    @Mstarfracture 10 місяців тому +1

    Junior forgetting the own punchline to his joke and laughing at like it was the first time when it gets dropped for him. Classic. 🤣

  • @snicky58
    @snicky58 15 років тому +5

    Great job! I remember every one of these. I love Ralphie's Custer joke!

  • @SubtlyAggressive
    @SubtlyAggressive 7 років тому +8

    4:58 I just love how they ignore the fact that their son is stupid LMAO

    • @dibsdibs3495
      @dibsdibs3495 Рік тому

      In his defense, there’s a lot of old jokes that kids in school claimed to make up and there’s no way for the other kids to know.

  • @charleshorton2028
    @charleshorton2028 4 роки тому +3

    I like the irony of AJ's prick joke. He never got to say the punchline because the punchline was Carmella being the first prick talking to the other prick.

  • @shamsuaddinrachedi792
    @shamsuaddinrachedi792 Рік тому +3

    I would pay a million dollars to see paulie saying a joke to albert, and he repeats it, then paulie goes did you hear me tone and he repeats the question again, and then albert repeats, and its a infinite cycle

    • @FedkaSlovanich
      @FedkaSlovanich Рік тому

      fuck that parakeet, he wont have a relationship tone and i will ever have, no matter how far he sticks his tongue up tonys ass

  • @ramseydoon8277
    @ramseydoon8277 3 роки тому +6

    3:25 poor Tony's disappointed he didn't get to hear the rest of the joke

  • @Legba85
    @Legba85 11 років тому +14

    A guy comes home with a duck under his arm. His wife is on the couch and he says "this is the pig I've been fucking." Wife goes "Thats not a pig. Its a duck." Husband replies "I wasn't talking to you."

  • @maddogmccree88
    @maddogmccree88 11 років тому +4

    hahaha Paulie retelling everything immediately is hilarious XD

  • @nickcloete5938
    @nickcloete5938 Рік тому +1

    "How many Nobbly Dobblys does it take to change a lightbulb? There's only candles in Naples, the cardinal of the church controls that racket!"

  • @Fan_Made_Videos
    @Fan_Made_Videos 8 років тому +55

    I don't know if it counts but Ralphie's prank call to Paulie's mother made me piss myself

    • @mez7736
      @mez7736 4 роки тому +6

      "Mike Hunt, Beaver Falls Police"
      😂😂😂

  • @bigh213
    @bigh213 2 роки тому +1

    Fuckin Paulie man, “You hear that?”

  • @opusepynomus9995
    @opusepynomus9995 4 роки тому +24

    Nothing will beat the gini sacks mole joke...an entire season happened because of that joke

    • @Alpha1918
      @Alpha1918 2 роки тому +3

      I loved when the guys were all making fun of her. “She’s so fat, her blood type is ragu”

    • @vanvelly
      @vanvelly 2 роки тому +2

      @@Alpha1918 “When she goes camping, the bears hide their food.”

    • @radicalstanza3614
      @radicalstanza3614 Рік тому

      ​@@Alpha1918you were raised poorly in that case

    • @Alpha1918
      @Alpha1918 Рік тому

      @@radicalstanza3614 ☝️🤓

  • @dogbert102010
    @dogbert102010 3 роки тому +2

    Ralph: How many Italians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? They only use candles the church controls that racket!

  • @Alpha1918
    @Alpha1918 2 роки тому +3

    “The Cuban missile crisis”
    “That’s real? I saw that movie, I thought it was bullshit”

  • @sa1168
    @sa1168 Рік тому

    Gotta love how you opened it. Always had love for uncle jun. He remembered playing catch with Tony

  • @lukessummerguitar
    @lukessummerguitar 6 років тому +4

    2:14... perfection!

  • @CocoKickz94
    @CocoKickz94 4 роки тому +2

    “Cows with Halos & Indians making love” Thats my favorite piece at NOMA!!

  • @mariella13579
    @mariella13579 13 років тому +10

    haha i love tony's face after anthony says "you heard it before"

  • @jaygasper4853
    @jaygasper4853 3 роки тому +1

    That Custer joke, I remember hearing as a kid in.the mid 90s from my friend's aunt. Cool how stuff passed around pre internet

  • @ineedscissors6176
    @ineedscissors6176 2 роки тому +2

    that cataract joke is still my favorite in the series

  • @halwakka504
    @halwakka504 3 роки тому +1

    Bobby's reaction to Junior's joke made it so much funner. Fuck I miss this show.