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  • Опубліковано 28 вер 2014
  • #KevinJames ("King of Queens", "Hitch", "Paul Blart: Mall Cop") performed at the 1996 Just for Laughs festival in Montreal.
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  • @B-RaDD
    @B-RaDD 4 роки тому +2138

    This guy would make an excellent sound guy some day

  • @MichaelHolmgaard
    @MichaelHolmgaard 8 років тому +1139

    You gotta give it to Kevin James: He can be funny without talking about sex, drugs, race, politics etc. His jokes are always so uplifting

    • @flyingturtle5013
      @flyingturtle5013 7 років тому +7

      Anyone can make a joke not involving that

    • @MichaelHolmgaard
      @MichaelHolmgaard 7 років тому +24

      @112969407200993009665 True, but the art is to make a joke which is actually funny. Too few comedians can to that, without using the aforementioned categories. And btw, I absolutely enjoy dirty comedy as well 😎 But it's nice to see someone who is able to do things a little different 🙏

    • @markhughes3716
      @markhughes3716 7 років тому +5

      Frankie Boyle rules

    • @daveycaine
      @daveycaine 5 років тому

      Michael Holmgaard yeah but he's a fat guy talking about food and how women are💣💥

    • @joeyro7376
      @joeyro7376 5 років тому +1

      Read my mind.

  • @rickycarrillo7821
    @rickycarrillo7821 8 років тому +823

    That number rhythm joke was on an opening scene of King and queens

    • @rickycarrillo7821
      @rickycarrillo7821 8 років тому +16

      Layne Staley same. Such a good show

    • @Chipwhitley274
      @Chipwhitley274 8 років тому +28

      +Ricky Carrillo
      Yeah... pretty much every single Stand-up joke he has done, has been on King of Queens.

    • @Juan_rivera
      @Juan_rivera 8 років тому +3

      +Ricky Carrillo he recycles too much

    • @FAMIZ26
      @FAMIZ26 8 років тому +20

      +Ricky Carrillo funny thing is was that he was calling for pizza and arthur read the number to him like that

    • @DannyMarschall
      @DannyMarschall 8 років тому +2

      But did he do standup only before Kings'n'Queens, or does he do it still? All I seem to see him in, are those "crappy" blockbuster comedies with fellow 90s prodigy, Adam Sandler...

  • @moosedrummer1
    @moosedrummer1 5 років тому +709

    It’s like people do not realize he wrote for king of queens.

    • @LaggardInLove
      @LaggardInLove 4 роки тому +14

      Oh is it? I didn't even know that he did stand up until this video! But have always loved his comedic timing.

    • @mr.radical2899
      @mr.radical2899 4 роки тому +14

      I remember a few of his bits on the show.

    • @mr.radical2899
      @mr.radical2899 4 роки тому +6

      @@LaggardInLove "sweating the small stuff.".
      Was the name of his first special.
      Really good and clean.

    • @F_the_G
      @F_the_G 4 роки тому +2

      It's not like they say it's based on the Comedy of Kevin James. Oh, wait it is! Just like Home Improvement or everybody loves Raymond. They all tell you it's based on their Comedy

    • @ReaLzEdits
      @ReaLzEdits 4 роки тому +2

      The first 2 jokes were in the show ahahaha. I believe you.

  • @zelbarlow119
    @zelbarlow119 2 роки тому +6

    Arthur telling Doug a phone number😂👍👍👍

  • @LMAODOODZ
    @LMAODOODZ Рік тому +3

    Lmfao the phone number rhythm he did on King of Queens with Arthur Spooner. "DOMINIOS"

  • @sadiewinters6394
    @sadiewinters6394 5 років тому +61

    Kevin James has some of the BEST family friendly standup specials of all time.

  • @HanzSygnal
    @HanzSygnal 5 років тому +129

    "Finish the crust!"

  • @JCDenton2000
    @JCDenton2000 8 років тому +381

    Always loved Kevin James. King of Queens was a great show and I appreciate that he never uses obsenity in his stand up routines.

    • @scorsesesgirl
      @scorsesesgirl 8 років тому +11

      totally agree mate. theres nobody like kevin anymore. true star

    • @FirstWorldProblemz
      @FirstWorldProblemz 7 років тому +4

      He's known for being an asshole though

    • @Alternativezz
      @Alternativezz 7 років тому +9

      He treats his fans like garbage lol

    • @thomr902
      @thomr902 7 років тому +1

      0:35

    • @BenDover-hw4xt
      @BenDover-hw4xt 7 років тому +2

      You know he's got a new show out called, "Kevin Can Wait" it's great to see him doing comedy again.

  • @callum0592
    @callum0592 7 років тому +417

    Most of these jokes are actually used in King of queens with Arthur

  • @rickyevans1096
    @rickyevans1096 9 років тому +259

    Josh Peck totally immitated Kevin's general demeanor

    • @luisalcala5209
      @luisalcala5209 8 років тому +20

      +Ricky Evans Good observation

    • @ClumpypooCP
      @ClumpypooCP 6 років тому +14

      Interesting...you're right

    • @darionbuck2715
      @darionbuck2715 6 років тому +10

      It's pretty cringy when you realize this about people later on.

    • @eternal60214
      @eternal60214 4 роки тому +7

      It's the fat guy stereotype. Thats how they all are in comedy

    • @Ruintek
      @Ruintek 4 роки тому +3

      Ricky Evans comics are like musicians they are all influenced and channel their heroes. no one is 100% original. this is literally how art progresses how thick are you

  • @Bflo23
    @Bflo23 3 роки тому +13

    The King Of Queens is one of the best comedies of all-time. Awesome cast and very well written. I have the entire series in my movie/tv show collection.

  • @hadesthegod9181
    @hadesthegod9181 3 роки тому +13

    I’m glad all the comments really appreciate Kevin James here. Clean, clever comedy. Seeing these jokes incorporated into King of Queens was great. That show is terrific and the main cast is magnificent!!

  • @wiebstar
    @wiebstar 4 роки тому +88

    This guy is funny as hell. He should be in a sitcom or something!

    • @brockattard5140
      @brockattard5140 3 роки тому

      Waus king of queens

    • @mr.h4880
      @mr.h4880 3 роки тому

      Brock Attard What’s that?

    • @brockattard5140
      @brockattard5140 3 роки тому

      Casey Horton tv show

    • @mr.h4880
      @mr.h4880 3 роки тому +1

      I think the guy was being sarcastic.

    • @BiggerR10
      @BiggerR10 2 роки тому +1

      @@brockattard5140 What's a tv?

  • @aerlial360
    @aerlial360 8 років тому +222

    Not a cuss word the whole time. Refreshing. That's talent.

    • @XAVargasX0206
      @XAVargasX0206 8 років тому +18

      +aerlial360 6:39 had to burst your bubble

    • @mackdaddy4353
      @mackdaddy4353 4 роки тому +12

      Let go of the damn door. Sit ur ass on the curb. What the hell is wrong with u?
      Sounds like a few to me.

    • @datdumbdude4126
      @datdumbdude4126 4 роки тому +1

      @@NotSoLiberal They are cuss words if your parents still practically forbid you from saying them.

    • @B-RaDD
      @B-RaDD 4 роки тому

      @@NotSoLiberal 😂😂😂😂

    • @ex2c8
      @ex2c8 4 роки тому

      Mack Daddy you should hear me cuss 😂

  • @Condor1970
    @Condor1970 4 роки тому +3

    He didn't say a word for a minute and a half, and I understood every bit of it. LOL

  • @RaytheonNublinski
    @RaytheonNublinski 4 роки тому +79

    Pretty sure this guy used to be my ups driver.

    • @kennyk7877
      @kennyk7877 4 роки тому +18

      I think he was the security guard at my mall

    • @prudencecutwa2973
      @prudencecutwa2973 3 роки тому

      Lololollllll

    • @kevinzacharywalker7758
      @kevinzacharywalker7758 3 роки тому

      Yes his career went down pretty quick, from a UPS Driver to a mall cop and then all he can do now is try make a living with comedy.... poor Kevin George Knipfing

    • @daleva187goligo
      @daleva187goligo 2 роки тому +1

      that's IPS

  • @stevenmolinachannel
    @stevenmolinachannel 5 років тому +15

    When you finally find a card there is no matching envelope.

  • @JayZombie1216
    @JayZombie1216 9 місяців тому +2

    The phone # thing I remember on King of Queens with Arthur. Hahahaha it's one of my favorite scenes ever

  • @allielee4444
    @allielee4444 4 роки тому +8

    7:21 Did he really just jump into a split?? 😂

  • @callum0592
    @callum0592 7 років тому +85

    Just realised when he does the joke about the phone number he use that in King of queens with Arthur when's he ordering pizza

  • @thorodinson85
    @thorodinson85 3 роки тому +1

    The pizza slice joke became a scene on King of Queens as well as the phone number rhythm lol

  • @RonJammin
    @RonJammin 9 років тому +26

    The other day I was thinking how great it would be for Kevin to tape another special. I remember his old CC show, what a gem. It's overdue, bring on the laughs!

    • @ScottMshao69
      @ScottMshao69 6 років тому +2

      Can't be any worse than that Kevin Hart netflix recently...omg

  • @michiganjack1337
    @michiganjack1337 3 роки тому +5

    Boy oh boy I remember watching in 96. Damn I'm old. shit!

  • @bradleyleacock3381
    @bradleyleacock3381 4 роки тому +1

    Every episode of king of queens

  • @joeyro7376
    @joeyro7376 5 років тому +13

    0:00 a legend is born.

  • @theothertroll
    @theothertroll 8 років тому +109

    This guy acts like he's been watching too much King Of Queens ;)

  • @abennett
    @abennett 4 роки тому +5

    He is such an under-appreciated talent.

  • @hamzaqaffaf7433
    @hamzaqaffaf7433 4 роки тому +3

    "Finish the crust!" bruh 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @josephwhite7960
    @josephwhite7960 4 роки тому +11

    I heard that phone number joke on King Of Queens! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @daveg4236
      @daveg4236 3 роки тому

      Ummmm because this stand up was BEFORE KOQ

  • @crazymyall9604
    @crazymyall9604 7 років тому +127

    That dude steals jokes from that sitcom starring Ben Stillers father

    • @jackiechan_wtf4041
      @jackiechan_wtf4041 4 роки тому +39

      First of all, King of queens aired in 1998 but this stand-up aired in 96. Do the math moron.
      Also, Ben stiller father is Jerry Stiller you uncultured swine!

    • @danp1471
      @danp1471 4 роки тому +55

      @@jackiechan_wtf4041 I'm fairly certain he was being sarcastic, but it's hard to tell online.

    • @TimothyRMorris
      @TimothyRMorris 4 роки тому +8

      @@jackiechan_wtf4041 That's literally the joke.

    • @keen7youtubeistoast796
      @keen7youtubeistoast796 4 роки тому +6

      @@jackiechan_wtf4041 Well, first of all... you are the moron.

    • @FinnBaygan
      @FinnBaygan 4 роки тому

      Keen 7: UA-cam Is Toast you mother is moron

  • @KudaFamily
    @KudaFamily 4 роки тому +18

    He needs to do a skit of him as the sound guy during one of his shows or movies and just be laughing at himself.

  • @dyates6380
    @dyates6380 5 років тому +4

    One of the best, BEST stand ups I've ever seen is a later one with him on Comedy Central. Hysterical.

    • @iamradical
      @iamradical 5 років тому +1

      D Yates it’s called “sweat the small stuff” I love it to. He uses a lot of the same material from this one tho.

  • @AJ-990
    @AJ-990 6 років тому +4

    Most underated comedian actor

  • @planejayne8947
    @planejayne8947 3 роки тому +2

    These cards are too darn expensive 😂😂 haha

  • @koeliicibanez6241
    @koeliicibanez6241 6 років тому +4

    I actually cried laughing at the "Really Watch" part

  • @hrtlsbstrd
    @hrtlsbstrd 6 років тому +43

    It's great how he doesn't use dirty words or talk about any important truths

  • @DesertRunner602
    @DesertRunner602 3 роки тому +2

    Family-friendly comedy. If only we had more comedians like him

  • @udopiarecords
    @udopiarecords 4 місяці тому

    Bros energy is INSANE 😂 he’s mastered his nervous energy, he always seems on edge

  • @danandphillover9121
    @danandphillover9121 7 років тому +4

    1:25 I love the 16 joke!

  • @gemusefreund2652
    @gemusefreund2652 9 років тому +64

    he is so aggressive
    but i still love king of queens

    • @Finians_Mancave
      @Finians_Mancave 4 роки тому +2

      His style is like Chris Farley (He moves really well for a husky guy).

    • @jaralol
      @jaralol 3 роки тому +1

      Aggressive? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @keirontabulina3569
    @keirontabulina3569 6 років тому +91

    he kinda looks like Mr. Incredible ha, ha!

    • @TheGregatron3000
      @TheGregatron3000 4 роки тому +2

      Still kept the hair, get build with as little gut, and BAM!
      Mr. Incredible!

    • @JithinJacob333
      @JithinJacob333 3 роки тому

      That's the same thing I was going to comment!

  • @leirgauk
    @leirgauk 8 років тому +3

    Ha! Love the dance at the end!!

  • @IdinachuiGP
    @IdinachuiGP 4 роки тому +2

    Love this guy omg

  • @PiCheZvara
    @PiCheZvara 7 років тому

    The "really watch" part made LOL hard.

  • @6string42
    @6string42 8 місяців тому +1

    I deal extensively with Canadians in my line of work. Every single last one of them is guilty of bad phone number rhythm. Phone numbers and credit card numbers, they just spew them out rapid fire like I'm not over here trying to copy the information down. Fix it Canada! 😂

  • @desdes1822
    @desdes1822 4 роки тому

    I can’t believe how good the quality of this is

  • @nothingandeverything7736
    @nothingandeverything7736 3 роки тому +1

    That phone bit was in The King of Queens

  • @breamacarov9102
    @breamacarov9102 4 роки тому +1

    I just love him! Hilarious and cute. Celeb crush.

  • @NokMTG
    @NokMTG 9 років тому +1

    I watched this when I was little. Still r emeber everything he is that awesome

  • @calledmoe
    @calledmoe 4 роки тому +2

    Damn! He was absolutely born for this role in KoQ

  • @MKhabaza21
    @MKhabaza21 3 роки тому +2

    Relatable and funny. I like his style.

  • @fraicheness
    @fraicheness 4 роки тому

    ‚Really watch‘ and ‚the door’ lmfaoooooo

  • @PiglipsMaximus
    @PiglipsMaximus 4 роки тому

    Hahaha the poking his own eyes bit

  • @privatesocialhandle
    @privatesocialhandle 6 років тому

    I was actually surprised by how funny and original this is.

  • @justcurious3514
    @justcurious3514 2 роки тому

    I remember where I was standing in my house when I watched him do the long version of the bit about a woman choosing cards probably 15 years ago. I've always remembered it as one of the funniest standup bits I've ever seen - it brought me to tears that I've never forgotten it and I've seen A LOT of standup hahahha thx algorithm

  • @Illumirage
    @Illumirage 5 років тому

    love this guy

  • @alek493
    @alek493 3 роки тому

    "LEGO THE DAM DOOR"
    I felt that lmao

  • @ellllllo77
    @ellllllo77 4 роки тому

    King of Queens was the highlight of my high school nights

  • @joshbelis2376
    @joshbelis2376 2 роки тому

    When I was a kid I remember is comedy central 30 was legendary to me. Still is

  • @brianmaduku2759
    @brianmaduku2759 4 роки тому +2

    Seeing this tells me why he was perfect for the casting of Doug in king of queens

  • @beverlyseward6918
    @beverlyseward6918 3 роки тому

    Luv that Kevin James

  • @switchellmobb7575
    @switchellmobb7575 4 роки тому +3

    I miss King of Queens. I've watched every episode 50 + times. Never seen his stand-up but my God this was absolutely hilarious.

    • @bobbuilder7642
      @bobbuilder7642 3 роки тому

      Do you like Carrie, cuz I'm watching the show and she's getting real annoying. Does she get better?

    • @switchellmobb7575
      @switchellmobb7575 3 роки тому

      @@bobbuilder7642 I don't like her as a person but I definitely like how they made her character. It's definitely part of what makes the show. But no, 90% of the time she's stuck up and b***** and 10% of the time she's really sweet and shows how much she truly does love Doug.

    • @bobbuilder7642
      @bobbuilder7642 3 роки тому

      @@switchellmobb7575 that's true. She's an important part of the show. Does the show have a good ending/last season tho cuz I feel like a bad ending can always ruin a good show. Ex. Game of Thrones.

    • @switchellmobb7575
      @switchellmobb7575 3 роки тому

      @@bobbuilder7642 I think they wrap the show up nicely. It ends kind of how you would expect it to, especially for a sitcom like this. As long as you're enjoying the show now, you're pretty much going to enjoy it all the way through. It doesn't have any "bad" seasons in my opinion.

    • @bobbuilder7642
      @bobbuilder7642 3 роки тому +1

      @@switchellmobb7575 Alright, that's nice. Also, thank u for responding to me even tho u made ur comment a year ago. Happy Thanksgiving!

  • @RobertHurleyJr
    @RobertHurleyJr 7 років тому

    i think of that card bit every time i shop for cards i force myself to decide quickly lol.

  • @wildinthestreets101
    @wildinthestreets101 8 років тому +1

    Kevin James in movies can be hit or miss, but this is pretty good.

  • @jerrytaylor9901
    @jerrytaylor9901 3 роки тому

    He s one of my faves on tv. But I could help his stand up.

  • @frenlyneybur7544
    @frenlyneybur7544 8 років тому +1

    oh man i love kevin

  • @joyjoyoo
    @joyjoyoo 7 років тому +6

    Those jokes are in his show. Haha

  • @mattg9550
    @mattg9550 3 роки тому +1

    R.I.P. Kevin James you will be missed

  • @ashleymills6826
    @ashleymills6826 7 років тому

    I'm dying laughing at 3 in the morning and probably pissing everyone off but I don't even care this is so damn funny

  • @captaintaco979
    @captaintaco979 7 років тому +13

    Not gonna lie this was actually funny. Kevin James will never be as funny as he was on King of Queens.

  • @RustyShackleford-
    @RustyShackleford- Рік тому +1

    It’s weird watching this now and catching jokes that were in King of Queens

  • @katekennelly3651
    @katekennelly3651 Рік тому +1

    this is really funny 😅 this guy's a classic

  • @NotSoLiberal
    @NotSoLiberal 4 роки тому

    One of the most naturally funny people

  • @LifesAmazingJourney
    @LifesAmazingJourney 8 років тому

    This is awesome! :D

  • @KennyPowersGaming
    @KennyPowersGaming 5 років тому

    solid 7 minutes, and im a snob. He killed

  • @thelibrarian4509
    @thelibrarian4509 6 років тому

    Loved the phone number bit!! I have experienced it.

  • @eliomccarthy9368
    @eliomccarthy9368 5 років тому

    I fucking love what he’s wearing for some reason 😂

  • @jonadams5547
    @jonadams5547 3 роки тому +1

    Well polished performance by Mr. James

  • @OHG_Fawx
    @OHG_Fawx 3 роки тому +4

    If someone actually writes something personalized to me in the card, then i keep it because that took thought and effort. If they just sign their name under the printed part then it's going in the trash after a couple of weeks.

  • @tiffanyvarela2558
    @tiffanyvarela2558 8 років тому +2

    I love him

  • @iBrittanyNicole01
    @iBrittanyNicole01 7 років тому +9

    "really watch" haha this guy is hilarious and the King of Queens is the best sitcom ever created.

  • @MMCLLC7
    @MMCLLC7 7 років тому

    this is in my top 5 funniest sets.

  • @LGRACE-bz2qg
    @LGRACE-bz2qg 4 місяці тому

    Lol love people who see the funny side of life xx

  • @foxopossum
    @foxopossum 3 роки тому

    4:28 me! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @nauornvr_
    @nauornvr_ 4 роки тому

    funniest stand up special ever

  • @kennethfagan9738
    @kennethfagan9738 2 роки тому

    Kevin James is hilarious 🤣

  • @andy_wick_0079
    @andy_wick_0079 2 роки тому

    Amazing

  • @FaDeVip3Rz
    @FaDeVip3Rz 7 років тому +32

    My dad was college roomates with kevin james

    • @HoboTango
      @HoboTango 6 років тому +1

      Kevin James didnt go to college, he prefered doing comedy skit instead...

    • @DJC-System
      @DJC-System 6 років тому

      FaDeVip3Rz X

    • @crissylopez
      @crissylopez 6 років тому +6

      HoboTango He dropped out from his Jr year of college. I'm watching his biography rn.

    • @beakycole9211
      @beakycole9211 5 років тому +5

      Arthur taught my dad piano..

    • @sonialopez5090
      @sonialopez5090 5 років тому +1

      FaDeVip3Rz
      He was lucky then!

  • @teyanzi
    @teyanzi 4 роки тому

    This was solid.

  • @EndlessSummer888
    @EndlessSummer888 4 роки тому +3

    So this is what Paul Blart did before he got a job as a security guard.

  • @cj10109
    @cj10109 9 років тому +1

    He's crazy. Hilariousness.

  • @A1exS8
    @A1exS8 3 роки тому +3

    When he screams he reminds me of Joe of family guy

  • @austinbullock5841
    @austinbullock5841 2 місяці тому

    The last skit of the car door was actually a scene with his father in law in king of queens

  • @MikeyLee559
    @MikeyLee559 4 роки тому +1

    Jerry Seinfeld: You know a muffin can be very filling...
    George Castanza: I know that's what I said....
    Smh lol

  • @drewlopez-standupcomedy4970
    @drewlopez-standupcomedy4970 3 роки тому

    So Kevin James is just live-action Mr.Incredible.

  • @sammyderrick8658
    @sammyderrick8658 3 роки тому

    Stand up comedy= Not for him...
    SLAPSTICK COMEDY= HE WAS BORN FOR THAT!!!

  • @akshaysaraf618
    @akshaysaraf618 7 років тому

    I have never seen comedy like this

  • @sammullett17
    @sammullett17 4 роки тому

    I laughed at all the parts that the crowd didn't lol 🤔🤣

  • @JiminyHCriquet
    @JiminyHCriquet 7 років тому

    truly the king of queens