reviewing tiktok's favorite books: from blood and ash

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КОМЕНТАРІ • 338

  • @887frodo
    @887frodo 3 роки тому +410

    Can’t wait to be a published writer and have Marines drag me all the way back to Cuba. Honestly, I live.

    • @coin2039
      @coin2039 3 роки тому +25

      Same. Imma just send her my manuscript tbh.

    • @TheArtsy_
      @TheArtsy_ 3 роки тому +2

      Right? I relate to that feeling lol

    • @N_Garamond
      @N_Garamond 3 роки тому +10

      I know. I'm like, it would be an honor and a terror in equal measure, and worth it so much.

    • @rachaelshort1704
      @rachaelshort1704 3 роки тому +1

      *Marines

    • @887frodo
      @887frodo 3 роки тому +1

      @@rachaelshort1704 thanks, fixed!

  • @shibasandshelves
    @shibasandshelves 3 роки тому +214

    No one has described this book in a way that made me want to read it previously but this video made me feel like I need to board up my windows and defend my bookshelves in case it gets in my house and I fall over and start reading it.

  • @wellDUHitsSarah
    @wellDUHitsSarah 3 роки тому +96

    It feels like last decades paranormal romance has turned into fantasy romance except no one ever learned how to world build 🙃

  • @JulianGreystoke
    @JulianGreystoke 3 роки тому +237

    I feel like this is a twilight situation where all these tweens and teens will look back later at their "complex and spicy" fave when they're adults and be like "welp" lol

    • @mynameismarines
      @mynameismarines  3 роки тому +85

      It feels like way, but so many of the tiktokers I see are not teens so I was bamboozled.

    • @JulianGreystoke
      @JulianGreystoke 3 роки тому +15

      @@mynameismarines weird. Tiktok is an odd odd place

    • @BookChats
      @BookChats 3 роки тому +13

      The number of not teens of children lately that I've seen still raving about Twilight is non-zero and that makes me sad

    • @chance757
      @chance757 Рік тому +3

      @@JulianGreystoke omg i hit that stage with sjm books like 4 years ago and couldn’t believe i’d been so into her. then i revisited twilight recently and was like bruhhh lol clearly my lack of taste went back to middle school, not just high! 😭😭 i’m 24 btw

    • @trinistar1930
      @trinistar1930 Рік тому +1

      Umm excuse you twilight is amazing ! 👏🏼 it's your issue if you don't like it but alot of us adults love twilight. If you don't like vampire shifter type love triangle romance with some action then idk what type of fantasy books you reading because most are like this. If you don't like shifter romance why would you read different ones with these same plots? Just look for something else not everything is for everyone.

  • @alyxandriaang
    @alyxandriaang 3 роки тому +61

    "200 year old magic man" IM CACKLING

    • @JayEllisAlexander
      @JayEllisAlexander 3 роки тому +2

      Me too, it sounds like he walks around dancing with a cane and creepy top hat

  • @RoseRamblesYT
    @RoseRamblesYT 3 роки тому +95

    So the silver lining is, "At least I got a video out of this."

    • @mynameismarines
      @mynameismarines  3 роки тому +21

      Always! Like comment and subscribe everyone, for the love of God.

  • @sarabusbee4414
    @sarabusbee4414 3 роки тому +119

    I really enjoyed the repeated emphasis on "because Nancy Drew was made for LITERAL CHILDREN so"

    • @mynameismarines
      @mynameismarines  3 роки тому +36

      I just wanted everyone to know that there is a REASON the ghost writers at Nancy Drew do this...

  • @brittanyhoward1741
    @brittanyhoward1741 3 роки тому +114

    Marines: "Jennifer L. Armontrout named her one brown character 'Tawney' "
    Me: *👀 at Serpent and Dove where the only brown character is named Coco*

    • @mynameismarines
      @mynameismarines  3 роки тому +47

      Someone else also mentioned this elsewhere in the comments and the real joke is that I own a signed copy of Serpent and Dove.

    • @nootnewt9323
      @nootnewt9323 3 роки тому +1

      @@mynameismarines I think that one was me lol. How did you get a signed copy and do you think you’ll read it?

    • @giveandtake8428
      @giveandtake8428 3 роки тому +2

      @@mynameismarines That's just her nickname. Her real name is Cosette.

    • @ravent3016
      @ravent3016 2 роки тому +20

      @@giveandtake8428 That makes it even worse.

    • @justyouraveragelimeenjoyer8675
      @justyouraveragelimeenjoyer8675 Рік тому

      *in pain*

  • @rpbasruryt
    @rpbasruryt 3 роки тому +93

    THANK YOU! It is unbelievable to me that this book has such high ratings. It was so awful! The relationship portrayed here is so unhealthy and Poppy is so dumb. I was rolling my eyes every other page.

    • @mynameismarines
      @mynameismarines  3 роки тому +28

      It was PAINFUL because I just was groaning and rolling my eyes the whole time. I hope my neighbors didn't hear going UUUUUGH OH MY GOD, I HATE EVERYTHING but they probably did.

  • @bicho6313
    @bicho6313 3 роки тому +48

    Why do adult romance novels keep being marketed as commercial young adult? It's so messed up. This sounds like one of those "kink" romance novels that should be marketed as a niche for grown ass women who know what they're getting into and have the maturity to read it as an unrealistic fantasy that isn't actually healthy in real life. These books are setting up young people for some very toxic relationships. It's irresponsible to market it this way.

    • @DarwinRoger893
      @DarwinRoger893 Рік тому +5

      because young adult category is currently more popular than new adult or adult category and publishers will use this for their cash grabs.

  • @missbooks7214
    @missbooks7214 3 роки тому +40

    Finally I found an intelligent book review channel that’s not just here to sell and grow in popularity. I appreciate you.

  • @sarahwiant3325
    @sarahwiant3325 3 роки тому +37

    I agree with every point you made here! Everything about this book was so frustrating, but I think the most frustrating thing was this weird...tone? That the book took with Poppy's freedom. Like her WHOLE THING is that she feels like she has no agency in her life, her body, her choices, and she spends like 600+ pages monologuing about it. And then Some Guy comes along, completely takes away all her agency and choices and uses her under false pretenses, and it's treated as fine and/or sexy??? I haven't been that angry at the end of a book in a long time lol

    • @N_Garamond
      @N_Garamond 3 роки тому

      I haven't read it but this is what would tip the scales for me with "the book may be bad, but still might have fun in the badness" to "bad and I wanna punch someone because this is so f--ked in its whole premise"

  • @beautifulandfullofmonsters9368
    @beautifulandfullofmonsters9368 3 роки тому +28

    Your impression of the male character’s laugh SENT me! 😂

  • @contrarian9999
    @contrarian9999 3 роки тому +32

    Lmao I KNEW SJM's writing would be brought up in this 😂😂😂👏

  • @readbycandle7489
    @readbycandle7489 3 роки тому +56

    🤣 I love that this book was so bad it made you giggle. That’s something I can relate.

  • @unprofessionalcritic3107
    @unprofessionalcritic3107 3 роки тому +74

    Books like this one and SJM ones are the reason I stopped trusting the majority opinions. Maybe to a lot of new readers this book is good. But not for someone who has any amount of experience with actual good writing and world-building.

    • @mynameismarines
      @mynameismarines  3 роки тому +16

      In my first TikTok review of it, I said too that I would certainly not recommend this for seasoned readers of the romance, fantasy or urban fantasy genres. 😬

    • @Randomlywatching
      @Randomlywatching 3 роки тому

      @unprofessional critic Can you recommend a book? I read from blood and ash and liked it but I’m curious to know what you consider good if blood and ash didn’t do it for you 😄.

    • @unprofessionalcritic3107
      @unprofessionalcritic3107 3 роки тому +2

      @@Randomlywatching Depends on your definition of what kind of book "does it" for you. Do you read for mindless smutty scenes only? FBAA it is for you. Do you read for plot, subtlety, beautiful writing and nuanced characterization? There are SOOOO MANY books that do it SO much better.
      It seems you think FBAA is "good". If you watch this video Marines does make many valid points here and I agree with her. Anyway, despite the difference in tastes I can suggest you some books that actually incorporate coherent plots, well-written characters and have some depth and substance to them.
      Robin Hobb's Realm of the Elderlings series.
      Mistborn, Stormlight Archive by Brandon Sanderson
      The Broken Earth trilogy by NK Jemisin
      Jade City by Fonda Lee
      The Lies of Locke Lamora by Scott Lynch.
      Even YA has books to offer thousand times better than this.
      The Winner's Trilogy by Marie Rutkoski and The Cruel Prince both has great political intrigue, plot and smart heroines. Strange the Dreamer duology has amazing writing and a complex plot, world-building with gray characters with moral dilemmas.

    • @Randomlywatching
      @Randomlywatching 3 роки тому

      @@unprofessionalcritic3107 even though I liked the book I do agree with everything Marines pointed out lol.
      Something that has the same “theme” fantasy romance type of book perhaps.
      I been stuck on what to read and I don’t want to read any YA type of books. I’ll definitely check out the books you mentioned though, even the YA! Thank you :) it will be a good start.

  • @ellias
    @ellias 3 роки тому +10

    Honeydew. That’s. It.
    No thoughts. Empty head. Zero vibes. Just *HONEYDEW.* BYEEEEEEEEEE

    • @ellias
      @ellias 3 роки тому

      THIS REVIEW I FUCKING LOVE IT!!!

    • @ellias
      @ellias 3 роки тому

      PRINCESS 👑 🥲🙃🤢🤮

    • @mynameismarines
      @mynameismarines  3 роки тому +3

      OKAY, I saw the honeydew thing EVERYWHERE and when I tell you I expected then to f#%* in a vat of honeydew or something.......
      Like, not him just saying “tastes like honeydew!”

  • @JessOwens
    @JessOwens 3 роки тому +41

    So much applause for you finishing 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

    • @mynameismarines
      @mynameismarines  3 роки тому +7

      Thank you!!! It feels like I should add this to my resume, like a badge of honor. 🥰

  • @BookChats
    @BookChats 3 роки тому +35

    I think it was Cam on Twitter who recently was begging people to just read Romance and like, yeah.
    Listen I am a bad judge of spice truly but often I feel like people need to just read a Romance novel.

    • @alwaysahollyday4139
      @alwaysahollyday4139 3 роки тому

      And sadly this author is primarily a romance writer XD

    • @BookChats
      @BookChats 3 роки тому +5

      @@alwaysahollyday4139 I thought that might be true, there's definitely some meh Romance out there but if you read more in the genre I feel like you are a better judge of what's truly spicy?
      Maybe I am being too optimistic though

  • @WildeBookGarden
    @WildeBookGarden 3 роки тому +36

    When this book was released I very quickly figured from the plot summary that it was not for me but OH WOW thank you for confirming that!
    Ooooo I do not like the sound of that relationship dynamic at all. I can often bring myself to accept the age differences inherent in magical being / human relationships in fantasy settings, but the author has to make a point of showing the characters on equal footing in other ways AND NOT HAVE THE HUMAN (often female) CHARACTER BE CUT OFF FROM CONTACT WITH PEOPLE AND KNOWLEDGE OF THE OUTSIDE WORLD! It’s like the author was like ‘hey you know what would make this age gap romance even better [creepier]? Write the barely-adult MC like a literal child and isolate her from other people and experiences! Swoon!’
    -Side note but that’s the reason I’m so particular about Rapunzel inspired stories because oh boy that original story is gross 😬
    Also “200 year old magic man” was equally funny every time you said it 😂😂😂

  • @itsvanya
    @itsvanya 3 роки тому +37

    I love how you're just laughing throughout this video 😂

  • @discoveringknitting8372
    @discoveringknitting8372 3 роки тому +30

    It sounds like questions the editor maybe told her to think about and she just wrote it in?

    • @mynameismarines
      @mynameismarines  3 роки тому +26

      I'm dying.
      Editor: Think about what Poppy is feeling in this moment.
      JLA as Poppy: "What am I feeling right now?"

  • @yogiwithabook
    @yogiwithabook 3 роки тому +19

    oooooh calling people by names they don't want to be called is also a real life pet peeve of mine! that was one of the things i remember most about the raven boys too, which was just one reason i disliked the main romance

  • @WildeBookGarden
    @WildeBookGarden 3 роки тому +11

    Marines I am watching and loving this for the third time and your genuine distress of “I DON’T KNOW!” when Poppy is doing her internal question monologue instead of explaining is getting me 😂
    Thank you for suffering through this book to bless us with brilliantly reasoned and also hilarious content

    • @mynameismarines
      @mynameismarines  3 роки тому +3

      😂😂😂 honestly, she was asking me questions and...!!!! YOU TELL ME!!

  • @kaylalo2276
    @kaylalo2276 3 роки тому +18

    I noticed some of those things but not all but now after you mention it I can see it. My main issue was "Hawkes" behavior reminded me of my sexual abuser from when I was kid. It just rubbed me the wrong was so I already didn't like him and then my anger really sky rocketed when he takes her virginity while he is still lying about who he is and his intentions with her. It was.....disturbing. anytime I've mentioned these big issues in reading groups Im part of, the Fandom attacks me for not loving Hawke 🙄 apparently its unfathomable to not like him or find him sexy....

    • @DarwinRoger893
      @DarwinRoger893 Рік тому +2

      you're not the only one who thought that way. hawke's behaviour was absolutely godawful. i'm not touching that fandom with a ten foot pole then.

    • @jacklemm1518
      @jacklemm1518 Рік тому +2

      Then JLA did damage control in book two by implying that Hawke was sexually abused when he was held captive🙄. It felt like she was telling her critics, “Hawke isn’t an abuser, he was a victim too!”

  • @Elizabeth-uu5tv
    @Elizabeth-uu5tv 3 роки тому +9

    Nothing like a well-informed, well articulated, thorough drag of a literary work 😆 this was fun to watch. I will absolutely be avoiding this one.

    • @mynameismarines
      @mynameismarines  3 роки тому +2

      Thank. you for watching and yeah, not missing out on much AT ALL.

  • @yeyabrowneyes
    @yeyabrowneyes 3 роки тому +16

    This is one of those books that I KNOW i'm not gonna like but everyone loves it that i'm curious about.

  • @pinpilinpaux
    @pinpilinpaux 3 роки тому +12

    I paused the video because I had to go work and it was at a point that when I came back I really thought you'd gone on a tangent about the Darkling and Alina, but no, people just love old manipulative men idk. Thank you for reading this so that no one else has to, though xD

  • @elfreidahill4275
    @elfreidahill4275 3 роки тому +88

    why do negative reviews always make me wanna read the book? 😭😭😂

    • @mynameismarines
      @mynameismarines  3 роки тому +36

      I am laughing a lot in this video but I was ~s u f f e r I n g~ while reading, to be clear.

    • @HelloSun567
      @HelloSun567 3 роки тому +11

      I'm the exact same way, smh. I end up reading them then dnfing them. And get mad at the book when I should have just listened to everyone. Lol

  • @dimerymichaels3539
    @dimerymichaels3539 3 роки тому +19

    Also as a person with a name that is easily shortened, I hate being called by a name that’s not yours or you haven’t given people permission to cal you. Only super super close friends can call me Dim, and I hate when people I don’t know we’ll shorten it. 😑😑

    • @mynameismarines
      @mynameismarines  3 роки тому +12

      It's so rude and condescending and it's like an early indicator that someone has no respect for your boundaries and consent??? And the way it has been made a ~sexy thing~ makes me livid. IT'S NOT CUTE.

  • @ReadingWryly
    @ReadingWryly 3 роки тому +4

    🤣 your enjoyment explaining the density of Poppy and the amateur foreshadowing is cracking me up!

  • @bookishsabrina
    @bookishsabrina 3 роки тому +4

    Living for all of the exasperated sighs, groans, and laughs. You could make supercut review of this book with just those moments. Loved this video a lot! Wasn't ever going to read this anyway, but I'm now glad to know what it's about.

  • @HuckleberryCyn
    @HuckleberryCyn 3 роки тому +12

    I did enjoy this book, but I also agree with everything you said. I did go into it knowing that it was going to be trash, so that was probably the big difference. It allowed me to turn my brain off and not think for a while. I did not enjoy how modern the language was and if those sex scenes were “spicy”, they only used salt.

  • @Juiceharlot
    @Juiceharlot 3 роки тому +22

    I haven't heard a single person I trust say anything good about this book.
    So I'm just here to hear more dislike for this book.
    Also the name "Poppy" annoys me, I don't know why. Lol

    • @lynn2927
      @lynn2927 3 роки тому +5

      The thing about the name Poppy that really annoyed me was a) her full name is Penelophe, and while I know you can give yourself any nickname you want...I feel like Poppy instead of Penny was just to add an extra layer of quirk, and b) she outright says in the beginning of the book no one calls her Poppy but her brother...and then EVERYONE proceeds to call her Poppy. The logic! It fails!

  • @nootnewt9323
    @nootnewt9323 3 роки тому +14

    I stopped reading YA after the release of Serpent & Dove, so almost two years now? I didn’t like the direction YA Fantasy novels seemed to take post ACOTAR aka “trashy romance novels pretending to be fantasy novels” no shade towards romance I do read romance sometimes although I only read lgbtq ones. I was curious about this book but from what I’m seeing there’s a huge overlap with fans of SJM and I absolutely cannot stand her books, so I skipped reading it. I think I made a good choice. Will be removing this from my list.

  • @JFPennywise
    @JFPennywise 3 роки тому +26

    I’m sorry you had to slog through this book, but let me tell you, I was highly entertained by the content we got out of it.

  • @jonnie7891
    @jonnie7891 3 роки тому +4

    I am binge watching all of your vids and I am LIVING for your analysis. I have a graduate degree in literature which is a far cry from editing but I agree with you 100% on everything, especially your YA reviews. You have earned a sub and my upmost respect. I run when I see books written in first person and those damn dashes 😩. Thank you for saving me from bad YA fiction.

  • @mlibbym
    @mlibbym 3 роки тому +8

    YES!! ALL of these things bothered me so much with the writing. I DNFd after reading the first couple chapters because the writing was so technically bad. I picked it up again and kept myself sane by counting the ellipses, which are a huge pet peeve of mine and got to 167 ellipses in 157 pages before I DNFd again. I only got through it be reading it via audio.

    • @mynameismarines
      @mynameismarines  3 роки тому +3

      I wanted to quit at least once a chapter. The struggle was so real. Congrats on making it through, though! GO US!

  • @sanketsharma2190
    @sanketsharma2190 3 роки тому +12

    Oh boy, idk if the book was spicy but this review definitely was! Honestly, the second I saw this book on Goodreads, I got the ACOMAF vibes instantly. And as someone who has had the misfortune of going through the entire ACOTAR series, I made sure to remain far away from this one. Also it's sooooooo long.
    But appreciate you taking one for the team. Because honestly, this review was so fun to watch. Reading the book would've probably infuriated me.

    • @unprofessionalcritic3107
      @unprofessionalcritic3107 3 роки тому +1

      This is just ACOTAR-2 with the inverse correlation of the amount of gushing praise and actual quality.

    • @nootnewt9323
      @nootnewt9323 3 роки тому

      Sadly, most stories published in the fantasy romance genre since 2016 have been ACOMAF knock offs in some way. I don’t have much good to say about SJM’s writing but she has inspired a generation of writers for better or for worse.

    • @BookChats
      @BookChats 3 роки тому +1

      @@nootnewt9323 honestly though, it's entirely possible Sarah was inspired by authors like this. That's kind of the ACOTAR thing, Sarah wrote it like the adult romances she was reading but it was published into YA so people thought it was unique and different.
      Edited to clarify my words.

  • @nicoyahoulton
    @nicoyahoulton 3 роки тому +4

    I agree with EVERYTHING you said! I think what annoyed me the most is that she literally did not care that he manipulated and lied to her. Like her "anger" lasted 2 seconds and then it was back to "omg I love him bc he is the only one to treat me like this". Tried to read book 2 bc they said it got better but nope, nope it did not.

  • @mithzelluque4754
    @mithzelluque4754 3 роки тому +10

    "everyone kept saying this was so spicy, but it's really vanilla" LMAOOOOOO

    • @mithzelluque4754
      @mithzelluque4754 3 роки тому +3

      alright.... i've read it.......... and they were right 😐

    • @DarwinRoger893
      @DarwinRoger893 5 місяців тому +1

      There's just plain vanilla het sex taking place in this book. Nothing spicy here. I have no idea how TikTok considers this spicy.

  • @JessOwens
    @JessOwens 3 роки тому +32

    Excuse me madam, it is unlawful for you to make me laugh out loud so that I’m literally choking on my waffle as I watch 😂😂😂😂😂. Thank you for saving me from this bc I’ve been tempted but no thanks

    • @tirill452
      @tirill452 3 роки тому

      Hasn't this book been on BookCommuniTEA?🤔

    • @JessOwens
      @JessOwens 3 роки тому +1

      @@tirill452 I mentioned the part about the POC character briefly but I haven't read it LOL

    • @mynameismarines
      @mynameismarines  3 роки тому +2

      My line is usually like "still give it a try if it sounds appealing" with most books because I never want people to miss out, but for this one, I'mma go ahead as say NOT WORTH IT.

  • @catsreadbooks9359
    @catsreadbooks9359 3 роки тому +5

    IIRC there's an em dash and an ellipsis on the first two pages and I noped out so fast. Strong Sarah J. Maas fan fiction vibes.
    I hope you treated yourself to something nice after finishing this.

    • @mynameismarines
      @mynameismarines  3 роки тому +3

      My next read was Scythe for the House Salt book club, and I gave that 3.5 stars and had fun lol. ♥️

  • @BobbiReads
    @BobbiReads 3 роки тому +7

    I actually enjoyed this book and the 2 that come after it but I love your take because you’re not wrong. 😂😂 The her constantly asking questions? In book 2 it actually becomes a running joke in the story. Every time she opens her mouth a side male character calls her out because he knows she’s going to ask another question.
    Even tho I enjoyed the story I struggled through the first half and the world building was confusing and damn near non existent and you don’t get any answers until the end of the book and in to book 2.
    Falling off a cliff? She literally almost does that in book 2 and your comment made me cackle. 😂😂
    The knowing the plot twist? I don’t think there is a single person on the planet who didn’t figure it out....except for Poppy who continues to remain super dense.
    200 year old magic man. I’m dead. 🤣 I’m using that to describe him from now on.
    In the next 2 books you get more characters of color, but they aren’t main characters save for one who’s a main side character.
    You should keep reading the series just so we can get more reviews like this. The series is trash, and I love it, but I can recognize its trash. And I love seeing rant reviews that are actually insightful like yours are because you’re not wrong about any of your points.

  • @ericarowanarts
    @ericarowanarts 3 роки тому +4

    This is such a shame. The way you described it at the start of the video sounds so interesting but it sounds like it unravels hella quick. Like pg 1.
    Off topic, but you saying "just shut up and let the scene play out" hit me just right. It's probably the best bit of writing advice I've ever heard. So, thank you for that!

  • @missbooks7214
    @missbooks7214 3 роки тому +5

    Leigh Bardugo does the same question narrative with Alina in Shadow & Bone, but she asks the SAME questions in all three books lol. Very Twilight-ish. Nauseating…

    • @JoelleFaery
      @JoelleFaery 2 роки тому +2

      I hated being in Alina's head in the same way I hate being in Poppy's head and now I realize why.

  • @a.h.1936
    @a.h.1936 3 роки тому +3

    Your description of this book is so entertaining, I'm here watching it for the second time 😂

  • @adecafbookworm6046
    @adecafbookworm6046 3 роки тому +5

    Yes, omg all of this! Thank you for articulating what I struggled with.

  • @sara61696
    @sara61696 7 місяців тому +3

    Phew love this video. I just finished this book and wow- the last 100 pages were absurdly ridiculous. This book was predictable from the start, so none of the “big reveals” really hit in any sort of emotional way. Also why does every series have to be 3-5 books long? I’ve heard this series just decreases in quality even more over the next few books. Someone needs to tell authors they don’t need to write 5 books worth of fluff

  • @edmemccormic
    @edmemccormic 2 роки тому +1

    You have the patience of a saint. My friend wants me to read this for her spicy book club, and I am struggling. I have been taking angry notes on my kindle, and it slows me down so much. But when I tell myself I’m going not take notes, I can only go a handful of pages before I can’t take it any more, and have to make another note about how mad it’s made me. It’s a struggle and a slog, and I will give you all the props for finishing it.

  • @SantReads
    @SantReads 3 роки тому +13

    Lol the end of this video 😂😂 I mean you said the writing was bad and I believed you but now I believe you believe you. 😂

  • @desireemclaughlin1455
    @desireemclaughlin1455 3 роки тому +3

    I could’ve listened to you rant about this for another 20 minutes!
    I have to confess that I use ellipses quite a bit in texts/social media, but it also bothers me to see them all over the page in books.
    Those excerpts were painful, but also I love story time 😂

  • @chrystalnyan-5285
    @chrystalnyan-5285 4 місяці тому +1

    my god i can't stop looking at these shelves, they are so pretty

  • @hanasheik
    @hanasheik 3 роки тому +7

    I guess I'll skip this one. I wanted to read it, but I heard it was like ACOTAR and I wasn't able to finish that... Thanks for the thoughtful review, Marines!!

  • @MelbourneOnMyMind
    @MelbourneOnMyMind 3 роки тому +8

    I only picked this up because it won the GR Choice romance award and I was salty about it. The reading experience made me saltier than Lot's wife. So bad. So, so bad.

    • @mynameismarines
      @mynameismarines  3 роки тому +3

      I even missed it won in the romance category, but it doesn't surprise me because the GR winners are always The Worst.

  • @heysara910
    @heysara910 3 роки тому +2

    I have seen Salty Marines before but this was nearly Wrathful Marines and I’m here for it.

    • @mynameismarines
      @mynameismarines  3 роки тому

      😂
      In these reviews I tend to get increasingly more angry or annoyed and then I'm watching myself back while editing like 😳

  • @alrikecoetzee6499
    @alrikecoetzee6499 4 місяці тому

    I would love to be a fly on the wall while you read these books. Your reactions must be hilarious 😂

  • @SantReads
    @SantReads 3 роки тому +8

    I miss TikTok. 😭 It's been banned in my country.

  • @AlwaysInStock
    @AlwaysInStock 3 роки тому +2

    “I’m criminally curious” ME

  • @moustik31
    @moustik31 2 роки тому +2

    I think comparing Poppy to Nancy Drew is so on point, given the average age of book tiktokers. It's probably their 1st times experiencing epic fantasy/romance books and I love that for them. But it also makes sense that Millenials are less easily pleased.
    Now though, I cant help myself to see Nancy Drew as the Maiden being all very propper dating Hawk on a roaster with some other guards with perfectly parted hair and going from places to places in the Kingdom with her vintage convertible.
    😂
    Wait a minute, is this book a fanfic of The Darkling × Alina? A lot of that plot sounds so familiar!

  • @brees3
    @brees3 3 роки тому +7

    Doesn’t tiktok also stan We Were Liars? It feels like early booktube all over again over there.

  • @ravent3016
    @ravent3016 2 роки тому +2

    Apparently some readers now have a bullying fetish. smh I saw that on a Booktok as a positive thing about some book the person read.
    A round of applause of taking that bullet.

  • @amritasengupta5251
    @amritasengupta5251 3 роки тому +5

    I am having a similar experience with boneless mercies by April Genevieve Tucholke. There's an unbelievable amount of info dump in it too.

    • @KD-CD
      @KD-CD 3 роки тому

      Same but I like that book 😂

  • @AzuraBelle
    @AzuraBelle Рік тому +1

    I came here from TikTok and I’m so excited to find someone who feels the same about this book where all of the other reviews I read were like “this is the best book I’ve ever read” and I thought “are you for real??”

    • @AzuraBelle
      @AzuraBelle Рік тому +1

      I read the second book because why not and I cannot stand Hawke because he acts like a 16 year old who cannot control his sexual urges and uses poppy to satisfy himself and it’s GROSS

  • @wardas5700
    @wardas5700 3 роки тому +9

    I’m so convinced JLA is racist because of the whole Tawny thing plus the only other black character (also in a position of service btw) is called Kieran and the literal translation of the name Kieran is “black” like sis???? How is that a coincidence jla literally did it twice smh

    • @mynameismarines
      @mynameismarines  3 роки тому +4

      OKAY, WAIT. So someone commented earlier that Kieran was also a non-white character, so I had to like search for his description. It's like pale blue eyes and warm beige skin, so I didn't immediately clock non-white, but then when I was searching Kieran for fan-art and descriptions, I SAW THE NAME MEANS BLACK????? And also, not only is he also a servant, JUST LIKE TAWNY, but he shifts into a WOLF, which tracking this back to the Twilight legacy of having your POC shift into the dogs.... WHY IS THIS HAPPENING???

    • @wardas5700
      @wardas5700 3 роки тому +1

      @@mynameismarines Yup for real I genuinely think it’s deliberate at this point because there’s no way she’s doing ALL that without knowing how it could come across like???? It’s just so messed up that she can do that and not get called out for it tbh. And to think some people are out here praising her for her rep lol you have to laugh or you’ll scream

    • @kaylap9718
      @kaylap9718 3 роки тому +3

      @@wardas5700 It is even worse because someone actually did question her about this in one of her facebook groups and she completely blocked the woman and kicked her out of the facebook group. Apparently she has repeatedly blocked women of color from her facebook group when they bring it up sooo...

  • @trinistar1930
    @trinistar1930 Рік тому +1

    Thank you so much for giving your review I felt the same , but after the second book it gets better in my opinion. I totally agree with you on this book though 🤣🤗 if I were you I would get the audiobook because it really brings the book to life , you might like the books that way.

  • @samankhalid1279
    @samankhalid1279 3 роки тому

    I am living for your rant reviews!

  • @katemarks7928
    @katemarks7928 2 місяці тому

    Omg thank you so much. I just read this travesty of a book for my bookclub and i was alone in my hatred for it. This review was DEEPLY satisfying to listen to.

  • @MsNoMeGusta
    @MsNoMeGusta 3 роки тому +4

    ...this is what happens when you feed SJM after midnight.

  • @MariA-fe3ig
    @MariA-fe3ig Рік тому +1

    I thought the reason why the author's world building in the beginning is so haphazard is because we are seeing it from the Maiden/Poppy's limited views of it. She doesn't fully understand it either and on top of that, she's somewhat resistant to her role in the world she lives in. So I thought that's why it was a bit "this is the way because it is the way" type description was because it was from her narrowed viewpoint/understanding.

  • @yvannagolindano4862
    @yvannagolindano4862 11 місяців тому

    Loves this review. You’re so freaking funny😂

  • @beatricekealy4819
    @beatricekealy4819 3 роки тому

    i’ve been waiting for you to review this for so long!!!! you articulate criticism so well. i was also criminally curious and regret wasting like 8 hours of my life on it 😂

  • @tamamawrites79
    @tamamawrites79 3 роки тому +1

    Loved the review. I've yet to actually like one of these books with that identical flowers+metal thing+black background cover and I think it's safe to say I wouldn't like this one either 😅

  • @BookishBrittany
    @BookishBrittany 3 роки тому +6

    Marines' laugh is so infectious, this video had me laughing while she described how absurd this book sounds. Definitely not interested in picking this up.

  • @LuxuriousBlu
    @LuxuriousBlu 3 роки тому +1

    5:59, Oh my gosh, I just realized somethings else about the Shadow and Bone trilogy when you said this. Alina does a lot of that and it really slows down the story, drags out the word count and makes Alina far more dramatic than she needs to be as a character.
    I know that’s way off topic, but it made me think of that. And from the premise it sounds like it’s a similar concept to Shadow and Bone.

  • @tarawilson8259
    @tarawilson8259 3 роки тому +3

    Ooh boy im ready for this, I haven’t read this book but this review reminds me of my own feelings for Bone Crier’s Moon 😂🙃

  • @LamentaFortuna
    @LamentaFortuna 3 роки тому +3

    I got this book from the library after seeing it all over Bookstagram. I got to the end of page 4 or 5 and returned it immediately. I never got far enough to meet Tawny but how in the fuck did she have all the names in the world to choose from and as many as she could make up, but she named her only brown character "light brown" ?

  • @bangbangbookreviews762
    @bangbangbookreviews762 Рік тому +1

    I knew I could count on you to hate this book (that’s a compliment) 😂. I was forced to read this for a podcast and all I could find was gushing but I saw you had a review and I just knew 😂😂😂

  • @tamalito97
    @tamalito97 3 роки тому +5

    I just read Obsidian by Armentrout which came out 10 years ago and I see she hasn't changed lmao

    • @mynameismarines
      @mynameismarines  3 роки тому +7

      I read a lot of things out of curiosity, but I draw the line at JLA’s old stuff. Wont.

    • @giveandtake8428
      @giveandtake8428 3 роки тому

      She basically writes the same characters with a different background/paranormal creature. But hey: it works for her. Her books sell like hotcakes.

    • @tamalito97
      @tamalito97 3 роки тому

      @@mynameismarines no yeah I would've never picked up that book if it wasn't bc me and my friends found the summary hilarious and got curious about how bad it could to be 🤣

    • @tamalito97
      @tamalito97 3 роки тому +1

      @@giveandtake8428 I can see, while watching the description of the two mcs relationships in this vid, I was surprised how little her writing has changed in TEN years

  • @HSPaisley
    @HSPaisley 3 роки тому +2

    Okay okay okay I'm back and I have now read and really enjoyed this book... And agree with a lot of what you're saying. I'm wondering if listening to the book instead of reading it made it better?
    I did find myself thinking that the fight scenes dragged a little and maybe it was because of the weird switches between nothing happening and the HUGE FIGHT SCENE!

    • @HSPaisley
      @HSPaisley 3 роки тому

      Adding as I'm watching. I AM DYING!!! 🤣🤣🤣 You are so right and so funny! The questions hahahah I think I didn't notice as much on 1.3 speed.
      Poppy is dense.

    • @mynameismarines
      @mynameismarines  3 роки тому +1

      I imagine listening would smooth over some of the writing stuff, make it easier to just let the story wash over you, but it wouldn’t really lessen my issues with the characters, the icky relationship or the racism. I this this was just a fail for me!

    • @mynameismarines
      @mynameismarines  3 роки тому +1

      I saw this second lol. Yes speed read this only!!

    • @HSPaisley
      @HSPaisley 3 роки тому

      @@mynameismarines I dont know how the name choices got past an editor... or a beta reader... or literally anyone. Kieran I could see as an unfortunate choice, its a cool name... But Tawny isn't even a name.

  • @psychobunnyjones5247
    @psychobunnyjones5247 3 роки тому +1

    The only thing better would have been to actually watch you reading this cause I'm in tears right now😂😂

  • @whyaleichia
    @whyaleichia 3 роки тому +2

    It’s like we’re not even reading the same books. People who liked this probably also enjoyed that toxic mess Serpent & Dove. Yikes. The narrative question thing was very 50 shades of hell no 😂

    • @mynameismarines
      @mynameismarines  3 роки тому +2

      I still have Serpent and Dove on my tbr wish me luck.

  • @annadiana3438
    @annadiana3438 Рік тому

    When I was reading this spice at the end I honestly thought that I skiped some chapter or two by mistake. And then I understood it's seriously just like that I couldn't not laugh at it.

  • @Elly_Rose
    @Elly_Rose 9 днів тому

    I regret spending my money and time on these books. At one point, listening to the audiobook, I found myself disassociating in the middle of a ONE-HOUR dialogue between Poppy and some other guy. I DNFed it right then and there because... one hour! of pure dialogue!!!

  • @DarwinRoger893
    @DarwinRoger893 Рік тому

    The thing about Poppy stopping every other page to just bombard the reader with paragraphs after paragraphs of question is so true. Very much confirmed JLA does not want me to enjoy her book. Because every time I find myself interested in something, Poppy would just stop everything and just talk and talk about everything that we already know. Info dumps are so prevalent in this book that I can never be invested in the story for more than two second because JLA would not stop handfeeding me useless and repetitive nonsense.
    This is even more noticeable in the second book. Regardless of how terrible the first book is, at least there is a concept that is at least being explored, no matter how terribly. But in book two, you don't even have that. Worldbuilding in this series is just painful to get through. There's just constant use of elipsis and em dashes. Why?
    Anyway, a great review.

  • @heyimsasa
    @heyimsasa 3 роки тому +1

    LOL thank you. i felt very similarly and idk if new adult is for me because of this. i'll keep trying but i think i'm gonna stick to bipoc written content for a while. i usually like it more.

  • @itsjustme8359
    @itsjustme8359 Рік тому +1

    Honestly poppy’s character was truly idiotic like she shouldve knew something was off about hawk especially when the duke died like it was obvious that he had killed the duke it was also obvious that he was an Atlantian bc she kept pointing out how fast he moved

  • @kealleymayhew19
    @kealleymayhew19 3 роки тому +5

    I've recently realized that some popular books may just not be for me because of how "easy" or "juvenile" they may be. And that could very well be why they're popular, people who don't read very often find these books and because they're "easy", they love them and recommend them and build them up. I guess people have to start somewhere and if this gets them reading then so be it.

    • @mynameismarines
      @mynameismarines  3 роки тому +2

      I totally think that stories with mass appeal tend to be simplistic, and that's not inherently bad. Especially for me, as I tend to enjoy stories of good and evil, and chosen one, and really clear cut stakes. I also take issue with simple has to be bad and easy read equals good story. I mean I GET why these stories become popular but I just want better for everyone!!!

  • @laprismaluna4467
    @laprismaluna4467 3 роки тому

    this made me giggle so much !! u have such an infectious laugh, this review was fantastic

    • @mynameismarines
      @mynameismarines  3 роки тому

      Thanks for watching! Happy to spread a little joy 🥰

  • @dimerymichaels3539
    @dimerymichaels3539 3 роки тому +2

    Hehehehehehe. It makes me giggle that it made you giggle to even talk about how silly and obvious all the foreshadowing was. 😀 Aha - 200 year old magic man 🤪

    • @mynameismarines
      @mynameismarines  3 роки тому +2

      I rolled my eyes SO HARD when she was like "wow, he's seeing so clearly in the dark!!!!111!" I'm surprised I've recovered.

    • @dimerymichaels3539
      @dimerymichaels3539 3 роки тому

      @@mynameismarines this whole video was a joy to watch. Even though the reading experience was obviously not quite as joyous. Thank you for all your rating videos, I enjoy them so so much. 💕💕

  • @fictionalphoenyx
    @fictionalphoenyx 2 роки тому

    This is so funny! I wanted to read this because of the popularity, but I'm so glad I haven't read it yet, and now I won't. This doesn't sound like my cup of tea. Great review!

  • @ilovewalking513
    @ilovewalking513 3 роки тому

    I admire Marines' restraint and graciousness in her reviews instead of just exploding with rage, which is how she probably feels.

  • @scarlettattari3627
    @scarlettattari3627 3 роки тому

    thank youuuuu!! After reading I honestly couldn't believe it was all the rage on booktok

  • @Daybyday67
    @Daybyday67 3 роки тому +1

    100% agree Hated this book. I gave it a chance in the beginning but it was more baby YA to me and super dull, predictable, cringy.

  • @ellasnovellas
    @ellasnovellas 3 роки тому +2

    hahaha i felt exactly the same the writing style and the relationship dynamic was almost unbearable! I do get why people like it though it reminded me a lot of twilight and I unironically enjoyed twilight back when it was big. I read the second one because I thought it would be better and it was ever so slightly but not really

    • @mynameismarines
      @mynameismarines  3 роки тому +1

      I'm at the point where I'm like ???? about people liking it because I had such a bad time with it. It's like my brain... can't compute...

  • @lumadiedo
    @lumadiedo 2 роки тому +1

    I think I just found the booktuber I was looking for

  • @nourah1993
    @nourah1993 3 роки тому

    Hahahaha I'm dying! The best thing about this book is your review tbh 🤣🤣🤣. Thank you! You made it worth the read.

  • @justyouraveragelimeenjoyer8675

    Me who kept reading it cuz it was so bad and I wanted to see how bad it could get: :D

  • @eriklonnrot3578
    @eriklonnrot3578 3 роки тому +3

    Yeah, could not get into this one despite trying to read it 2 or 3 times! And I think my tolerance for trash is significantly higher than yours. Also, it’s so loooong! If it was shorter, I’d probably be able to power through. But at this page count, with these interminable internal monologues from Poppy, I just couldn’t.😩

  • @noonlemur
    @noonlemur 3 роки тому +1

    was already losing my mind watching this but your laugh talking about annoying unwanted nicknames actual made me cry with laughter
    anyway thank you for reading this book so i didn't have to lol it REALLY sounds like everything wrong with current YA packed into a single book