"I would love to date an owl" As Kirigiri once said in Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc *No human language can describe the disappointment I'm feeling right now*
Bijuu: says bad word Me: dies of laughter Also me: plays the same Scene over and over of him saying a bad word then saving it to a playlists so I can remember what video it’s in...
First off! The swearing, it caught me off guard just as much as it did him XD Second, uh, Bijuu, did you notice that you put a video named "A day in the life of a Japanese Hikikomori (Shut in) in the playlist? Very interesting XD Also, i love your videos, they never fail to make me smile! :)
bijuu: fatas- me: *starts laughing so hard im wheezing* also me: *lowkey scared that hes gonna get canceled again and ima have to stand up for him on tiktok again after the whole yandere simulator incident*
I mean he’s already getting cancelled for calling nagito komeda insane(even tho he literally is insane-) and saying natsuki looks young(Dunno how that’s bad he’s just saying something about how she looks-)- and a lot more stupid things-
@@thedonutbox8220 I think it was bc he supports the game, but he’s in the right- it’s just like Harry Potter- the writer is trash but ppl love the books- getting off topic tho but I think that’s the incident-
Mike: says something about canceling Danganronpa I have no idea what he said because ADHD Me: EXCUSE ME YOU NEED TO HEAR THE INSULTS KOKICHI YEETS AT EVERYBODY SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 👁👄👁 don’t ask why I made this comment because I have zero clue I’m tired
these games are so bad i said a curse word
Yup
Lmao
Family friendy -1
Oh no
lol
Bijuu: says a bad word
Angry Karen: Thats it, I had enough
XDavid'sXmomX would like to know your location.
well, good luck not dying✌✨
He said bad ### or he said fat ###
Mike: That's a fatas-
Me: **actually dies**
He cursed yasssss
HE DIDN'T EVEN CUT IT OUT OR BEEPED IT
what time 💀💀
ISJKSNSSPE NO D SAAAAAAME
It means fat donkey
girlsgogames brings out the worst in people....remember that
H O P E
@@Mightbecasca you won the most cursed nagito profile
@@Mightbecasca D E S P A I R 2 0 2 0
when bijuu curses:
viewers: *WHAT!!!!*
I found it super funny. Lol
It's like Naegi swearing all over again
Bijuu: curses
Me : lol
XD
Fat donkey is what it means
I feel like Spirit Saga: Eggplant is just Lily’s Garden but with an anime girl
This is so accurate I cant-
omg wait your so right
Your right
And an eggplant instead of a washing machine
Actually... This is more like Tap Titans.
Bijuu: I regret this.
Also Bijuu: * Does it again and plays more cursed games *
Yep
He does it because he loves his subscribers. :> and i love him back c: NOT IN THAT WAY- BAKA. (;-; help me please.)
H O P E
“THERES A FAT A-“
Me: “AHH PRAISE TO ATUA-“
PRAISE TO ATUA-
ALL PRAISE TO ATUA--
PRAISE TO ATUA-
@PumpkinnGacha 🤣
@PumpkinnGacha IKR-
We're just not gonna talk about how amazing mike's wheeze was when he said a ✨𝓾𝓷𝓱𝓸𝓵𝔂✨
No,we are, please continue
Unholy 😂 I love it
He's already been influenced too much by Miu
😂
H O P E
"I would love to date an owl"
As Kirigiri once said in Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc
*No human language can describe the disappointment I'm feeling right now*
I mean..
She did!?! LMAO!
“BIG MISTAKE #5”
Toko in the background: *When will you learn?!*
That your actions have consequences
@Dahlylah Krauklin what is waifu?
H O P E
What?!
@@Sauron_the_Alien basically means wife in Japanese and bijuu mike says it a lot
The one time I show my parents a UA-cam video:
Mike: "That's a fatas-"
Me: 👁👄👁💧
F
Ouch
F
F
H O P E
That's the first time I've ever heard Michael curse and for some reason I'm laughing so hard 🤣
1:31 *Oooooooo*
LMAO time to get Himiko rolled!
*NYEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP!*
*NYEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN!*
Was that a danganronpa spoiler or- nvm don’t tell me I’ll cry
I finished v3 and I have no idea what that’s supposed to mean so I don’t thinks it’s a spoiler
@@yeahyeahyeah2578 It's not an spoiler
🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃
@@wya3ni849 rick roll but himiko
And you would’ve thought Bijuu learned his lesson...
Never has he learned his lesson
Nice pfp......mine craft
I see
..Dream’s brother?:0
I never seen the most beautiful profile pic that is so related to what I watch
@@BR41NSPL4TT3R yes
Mike: says a naughty
Me: *commences 20 minutes of uncontrollable laughter*
I just kept replaying it and laughing and laughed. And laughed.
@@Dexxtrivia s a m e.
hi Mukuro Ikusaba
I cant stop laughing 😆
@@Dexxtrivia same
The thumbnail is making me rethink my life choices
😂
Same
Same
Same
But still.... you clicked
I never thought this day would come-
He fianlly cussed 😂
Its BMAM Time, the only show to have ever existed ever like the only show in existence
Oh right I forgot Smash Like
Poor Bijuu 💀
Im sorry bijuu mike,
Oh, hi Emira, I didn't know you watch Bijuu Mike, do Edric and Amity know about this?
@@Lavarose4003 Nope
@@Lavarose4003 should they?
Bijuu's wheeze after he swore was just *chef's kiss* perfection
1:30 OMY GOD MIKE SAID A SUPER BAD WORD IM TELLING MOM BIJJU
Karen gonna kill him-
Bijuu: says bad word
Me: dies of laughter
Also me: plays the same Scene over and over of him saying a bad word then saving it to a playlists so I can remember what video it’s in...
No bc same 💀
Nobody:
Totally Nobody:
eggplant: haha kokichis hair go brrr
OMG I CAN SEE IT NOW-
NOO STOOPP
😓
GOODBYE
Wait
Your pfp-
Beta kokichi ._.
I honestly thought it was komaru in the thumbnail
Same 🥲
Komaru... my sister... oh no!
@@thatonegreen-hairedbarbie4569 yeah sorry makoto but it kinda does
@@doc_mchiefvods8078 I can not believe this
@@thatonegreen-hairedbarbie4569 you have to believe this
I guess I’m a true scrub for getting here so early even thought I’m at a baby shower
Lol
Why on earth you're in youtube during baby shower... Go socialize
@@theminegirl3775 they might be antisocial
Congrats to the person having a baby :D
@@Gothyellie I'm antisocial too but at least I respect others and don't just stay on my phone during special days like baby shower, wedding and etc.
First off! The swearing, it caught me off guard just as much as it did him XD
Second, uh, Bijuu, did you notice that you put a video named "A day in the life of a Japanese Hikikomori (Shut in) in the playlist? Very interesting XD
Also, i love your videos, they never fail to make me smile! :)
Tbh, Bijuu must be masochist for playing more games that we suggest him
No, Mike's not a masochist he just testing if his body could take it
@@nicolelouise9779 hmm, sound like an masochist's excuse, but also sounds legit
Mike: “Why do I feel like that was voiced by *crankygameplays* ?”
*So I guess Mad Mike and Blank kinda just fused?*
The thumbnail 😄 its gonna be amazing i already know-
Lol me to
Lmao same😆
Your profile picture makes it better
Oh, so this is just the eggplant God?
**Smacks**
Hi Aoi!
@@thatonegreen-hairedbarbie4569 Hi Makoto!
@@thatonegreen-hairedbarbie4569 hehehe tell em Naegi
@@nyreenelson1893 Nyeh when will I ever get a break
@@thatonegreen-hairedbarbie4569 Himiko: What did u say?
Fran bow: he'll come back I know it!
There is no game:sure...
Undertale:doubt
bijuu: fatas-
me: *starts laughing so hard im wheezing*
also me: *lowkey scared that hes gonna get canceled again and ima have to stand up for him on tiktok again after the whole yandere simulator incident*
I mean he’s already getting cancelled for calling nagito komeda insane(even tho he literally is insane-) and saying natsuki looks young(Dunno how that’s bad he’s just saying something about how she looks-)- and a lot more stupid things-
Yandere incident???
@@thedonutbox8220 I think it was bc he supports the game, but he’s in the right- it’s just like Harry Potter- the writer is trash but ppl love the books- getting off topic tho but I think that’s the incident-
@@CANNOTBECUR3D ohh ok
Thank for telling me
@@thedonutbox8220 yea he just said he likes the game but that has nothing to do with the creator.
I can't believe developers went out of their way to developed a game about riding and throwing eggplants... but then again what's new?
1:30 Alright where's the real Mike someone has kidnapped the guy too afraid of the UA-cam demonetization system
Why didn't he edit it out tho XD
"Why do i keep letting you send me stuff?"
Me: Why do you?
I think the most cursed game is Dangaronpa V3
Cries in chapter 2 execution
Bijuu Mike: "I'm scared!"
Me: nothing new then-
This was just too funny 😂 also didn’t expect for that bad word to just slip lmao 😂
0:05 “heheh that’s pretty funny”
I literally died laughing when he said that curse word. qwq “ThAt’s a fAt-bUtt” lmao-
1:32 EXCUSE ME WHAAT????
Fat aaaaaaa
Pretty funny tho
When bijuu said “we cancelling danganronpa” we all know he can’t let go of danganronpa
Yup 😂
Early :> I’ll never be first LOL- Your all too quick
Another mha fan!! :D
Dude- I was literally the third person to watch this video but I couldn’t comment because I was watching on a Nintendo switch TuT
Ayeeeee MHA Fans!!!
@@brownieheartszzz ayeeeeee
@@yeahyeahyeah2578 thats enough to make a grown man cry
Oh boy, I LOVE these! I’m so hyped for this one-
I audible screamed "WHAT-" at Bijuu saying a naughty word
*When you come when there no comments* me wow I'm never this early
Kotoko utsugi pfp ?! 🤗
4:13 *DONT. YOU. DARE.* (I know it’s a joke)
People who don’t understand:
B- Bijuu
M- Makes
A- a big
M- mistake
Omfg underrated comment
@@Yxn.c0m aww thanks
@@Lucifer_Galas :>
Mike: "That's a fata-
Me: "Great job Mike, now David's mom is gonna come after you again -_-
Okay but the secret ending in hatoful boyfriend was pretty interesting 😔✋🏼
And the birds human forms, dang 😳🥴
I can't stop laughing at "oh no there's a fat as"
That first one “Romance Academy” is the name of the video game in Gravity Falls
I literally love his hair I cant get over it
Not gonna lie that pigeon doctor does look, ehm,... hawksome.
It's honestly surprising to hear Bijuu swore lmaooo
Ayyy its the girl riding a eggplant!
Captain Sauce covered this!!!
The thumbnail makes me really think about life
Okay, but you need to finish Hatoful boyfriend now that you own it, it's actually amazing on a whole different level.
Me: Plays this on my big screen TV in my living room
Mike: Thats A Fatas-
My family: .....
Me: My soul has left my body
When he cussed it was so comedic that you can’t even think of getting mad at it, even tho he can say whatever he wants
OMG I USED TO PLAY THE FIRST GAME ALL THE TIME, I PLAYED GIRLS GO GAMES EVERY TIME I WENT TO THE LIBRARY WHEN I WAS YOUNGER GAJSHDJDSK
"May I speak to the manager Spirit." YIU DIDNT SEE THAT BIJU!!!
I don’t know if it is just me or does the top of the eggplant kinda look like Kokichi’s hair from danganronpa and i think kokichi is best boi
this video is a prime example of what happens when artists get bored
That curse word caught me off guard lol
Hatoful boyfriend packs a great story though, it's sad a lot of youtubers give up before reaching the deep plot
Me when Mike says a swear: :O that’s illegal >:D **throws book of swear words at Mike**
Bijuu's laugh is something xD
Bijuu says curse word:
Me: * gasp as loud as possible and screams WHAT THE *
1:31 MIKE HOW DARE U (much love❤️❤️❤️)
That’s the THE FIRST TIMES I HEARD HIM SAY THE “A” WORD
Nobody:
Not even God:
Not even Bijuu Mike:
*May I speak to the manager spirit*
“Really great email “😂
i feel ashamed, those birds were really attractive
definitely gonna send you an email to play eyes of heaven!
(Also the guy with the white and red shirt looks like Josuke lol at 1:06)
LOL I HAVE NEVER HEARD YOU CURSE
but at the same time why is it kinda relieving lol
OH THATS A FATAS- (me wheezing and clapping)
im telling you 4:13 Is a mixture of ddlc And Danganronpa excepted just with birds
~Beautiful manly amazing mistakes~
I’m suprised he kept that UNHOLY word in the video.... but I’m glad he did it caught me off guard and I was laughing for 10 minutes
I hate myself sm rn- I was the third person to watch this video but I couldn’t comment because I was watching it on my Nintendo switch TuT
LMAO "That's a fat as$"
*im crying*
He did it, he accidentally swore. The next video will be him reading an angry Karen email.
Bijuu needs to make an actual playthrough of Hatoful Boyfriend
praise to atua for bijuu's sins
4:13 this is doki doki for pigeons
PLAY THE WHOLE BIRD GAME!
I like when he cussed and didn’t even bleep it out 😂
Mike: [swears]
the day humanity lost its greatest defender.
Kiyo :0
@@rollingirll greetings
Biju: *curses*
Normal people: *Panik*
Me:*kalm*
When youtubers are running out of ideas: this video
*Flasback to when lauren went to mike’s channel just to get ideas for content
Mike: barely says a curse.
Razz: (look at his FNAF videos) maybe one or two
Cory: freak
Jay: every one in the book
I FEEL SO BAD WHEN HE FELT BAD FOR SAYING "fat a**" 😩✌
Not gonna lie, bijuu should make a series on hatoful boyfriend
Mike: says something about canceling Danganronpa I have no idea what he said because ADHD
Me: EXCUSE ME YOU NEED TO HEAR THE INSULTS KOKICHI YEETS AT EVERYBODY SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
👁👄👁 don’t ask why I made this comment because I have zero clue I’m tired
Normal people: HAHA a pidgeon dating simulator
The lore: so was anyone wanting a cannabil bird, stolen identity, the mc dying? HURTFUL BOYFRIEND
Omg I played that first game when I was a little kid 😂 I forgot it existed and now I'm so happy I remember it
yeah same
PLEASE WE NEED MORE OF THE PIDGEON GAME!!
Oh-
Welcome to the early squad! Lets make a E chain
E
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E
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that Karen email was actually duolingo in disguise.
1:31 Mike...we need to talk
*edit* I'M SIMPING OVER BIRDS-