bluestate69 SCP-3999 "Real Life ASMR" Originally discovered by a couple living in [REDACTED], [REDACTED]; the manifestation was considered Euclid, until [REDACTED], of the year [REDACTED]. Downgraded to Safe. This SCP was contained after a long, "extremely boring" time frame. Agents attempting to contain SCP-3999 were incapacitated due to drowsiness, every 18-24 hours. Once contained, experiments using D-Class personnel, were ultimately inconclusive, yielding no results (see addendum SCP-3999-A). Message from Site 19 staff, regarding Safe class assignment: So, we've actually talked to the O5 council, and got approval for Safe class on this. Doesn't harm anyone. Although, whoever is manning the SCP has to be supplied with caffeine. A lot of it. This one really tires you out. Anyway, we also asked to use it for sleep with personnel in general. Mostly for D class though. --Message End--
This video shows you what to do during a blackout: 1) get a flashlight 2) get candles and a working lighter 3) see if camera has battery 4) set up microphone 5) record an asmr
You're one of my favorite Asmrtists. I suffer from partial insomnia from stress and anxiety and these videos always seem to help me put it behind myself. So thank you so much!
Thank you Dmitri!!! You take all the time you need between videos. I hope you're feeling refreshed regardless. I'm always looking forward to whatever you choose to upload, you're one of my very favorites and I appreciate you taking the time to share these with us! =]
Now the thing is, if my power went out, I would not be peacefully whispering and lighting candles, but screaming bloody murder and running around trying to escape from the demon infested hole that my home has become. But otherwise, nice video.
Im so glad i randomly stumbled across you! Your videos get me through the long arduous days that are the end of my degree! Couldn't be more relaxed :3 ...
Can you do some kind of food store with foods from your area? Maybe eating sounds, crinkling, and whispering and stuff. I'd like to see what kinds of foods are over there!
Hey Dmitri, the end of this video seems unedited and has quite a few abrupt noises, do you think you could reupload? I'm sure it was a fluke but it woke me up! Just trying to make sure others don't have the same problem! Thanks :)
I thought was a dream, I just checked the end to be sure wasn't the video but reading your comment I see was real. That noise was really annoying, I woke up very scared
More great work Dmitri. I think the tuning forks with the low light would be fantastic. not too visible...so you don't know which side but the strong sounds would be very unique I think. perhaps even touching the microphone with them again would be in the low light
❗Oh My ❗I haven't had tingles in months❕ But I couldn't stop tingling❕ Thank you..💜🙊👀 (I feel part of it is bcuz I don't see you whispering into white or black rubber ears, which I hate) Your breathing is the best😍
Haha I think it's Dmitri clapping to let himself know the video is over for when hes editing cause you can see him turn off his camera in the end. Its still a fantastic video though.
"Honey, the power's gone out, and now there's a strange Australian man in the house making weird noises".
best comment ever
profile picture matches the comment perfectly
JarredPlays
yes!
bluestate69 SCP-3999 "Real Life ASMR"
Originally discovered by a couple living in [REDACTED], [REDACTED]; the manifestation was considered Euclid, until [REDACTED], of the year [REDACTED]. Downgraded to Safe.
This SCP was contained after a long, "extremely boring" time frame. Agents attempting to contain SCP-3999 were incapacitated due to drowsiness, every 18-24 hours. Once contained, experiments using D-Class personnel, were ultimately inconclusive, yielding no results (see addendum SCP-3999-A).
Message from Site 19 staff, regarding Safe class assignment:
So, we've actually talked to the O5 council, and got approval for Safe class on this. Doesn't harm anyone. Although, whoever is manning the SCP has to be supplied with caffeine. A lot of it. This one really tires you out. Anyway, we also asked to use it for sleep with personnel in general. Mostly for D class though.
--Message End--
This video shows you what to do during a blackout:
1) get a flashlight
2) get candles and a working lighter
3) see if camera has battery
4) set up microphone
5) record an asmr
No way u typed all that
ITS TOO DARK I CANT HEAR YOU
Fangirl Armada HAHAHAHAHA XDDDDDDD
Fangirl Armada i'm done 😂😂😂
You're one of my favorite Asmrtists. I suffer from partial insomnia from stress and anxiety and these videos always seem to help me put it behind myself. So thank you so much!
Your inaudibles may actually be the best on youtube or at least on the top 3
"This is a role play if the power was going out, i always try to make my video unisex but this is a little me geared towards the ladies." Kappa
Kappa 😂
kappa123
did he really say that, or was the "Kappa" real?
I wouldn't mind being geared towards the ladies if you catch my Tokyo Drift
+TYRONE DESU what xoes kappa mean
Thanks for the upload Dad
You're welcome son.
+May Odd WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY DON'T YOU LOVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
someone say my name
+DaddyAF deez nuts.
+May Odd your not my dad
I like the idea of a manly video. I think you and ER should do a collab, Dimitri :)
YES!!!!!!
Massaging And Nutsacks?
I like ER but I think he would be a bad influence on Dmitri XD
Connor Moss I think the tingles that would come from that video would tear the listener to shreds
It'd be insane
Thank you Dmitri!!! You take all the time you need between videos. I hope you're feeling refreshed regardless. I'm always looking forward to whatever you choose to upload, you're one of my very favorites and I appreciate you taking the time to share these with us! =]
You're back! I hadn't noticed! Now I know how Cicero felt after years of silence from the Night Mother.
😂
SKYRIM YES
Bother and befuttle!!!
+DZ forTHREE stuck here STUCK
uhuhu that tickles
Been waiting for a flashlight video, you never disapoint Dmitri, thanks a ton
Now the thing is, if my power went out, I would not be peacefully whispering and lighting candles, but screaming bloody murder and running around trying to escape from the demon infested hole that my home has become. But otherwise, nice video.
lol
His voice is way too relaxing,gives me tingles
I'd sabotage the power supply all the time if I lived with Dimitri.
love it 😁
Oh what's this? A new video from our lord and savior, Dimitri? Why yes it is! Oh joy!
So many videos lately from you! Amazing! Thank you!
you are one of the best asmrists that I listen to. keep up the amazing videos.
Im so glad i randomly stumbled across you! Your videos get me through the long arduous days that are the end of my degree! Couldn't be more relaxed :3 ...
the line "well I call it a torch, don't call it a flashlight" with the inaudible mouth noises gets me every time, instant relaxation ✋😩👌
You always have the best inaudibles
Inaudible whispering for the win! Great video, Dmitri :-D
never thought the Blair witch was so relaxing
Ah I like the variety in videos you've been releasing, some classics and some different ones like this one
Can you do some kind of food store with foods from your area? Maybe eating sounds, crinkling, and whispering and stuff. I'd like to see what kinds of foods are over there!
They eat dingos, vegemite and kangaroos then go into a toilet that flushes backwards
He's done a couple eating videos but if I remember correctly they are kind of short.
HE NEEDS SUM MILK
I wonder why so many GD channels follow asmr, andromeda and many others have mentioned that they do
I really don't understand the eating sounds trigger. Hearing anyone eat makes me want to commit homicide.
Great video dude! Glad to see you crushing it once again, hope you enjoyed your time off!
I love this. It made me feel really comfortable and safe
Hey Dmitri, the end of this video seems unedited and has quite a few abrupt noises, do you think you could reupload? I'm sure it was a fluke but it woke me up! Just trying to make sure others don't have the same problem! Thanks :)
what the hell was that at the end
+Ethan Svarca the clap from the conjuring, he's being haunted
I thought was a dream, I just checked the end to be sure wasn't the video but reading your comment I see was real. That noise was really annoying, I woke up very scared
Thanks for the warning! I'll skip the end of the video now.
he's cropped it out now
Someone must have forgot to pay the electric bill ;P
I like this youtuber. Japanese watchs this too.
+Ayy Lmao Ur name says it all ayyy
+Ayy Lmao cheech choch
+Ayy Lmao What do you mean? Do you make a fool?
He was making fun of you because you're Asian.
+Ytremz I am very sorry that there is Asian discrimination in the foreign country
Who's still watching in 2010?
Lol this honestly confused me
Im so confused
Meee
Suh dude
Yuppies
Dmitri has best descriptions.
so relaxing every time I try to whisper it comes out crackly
Every time I try it's either wayyyy too quiet or wayyy too loud haha
More inaudible whispers! They are truly your best videos
these are my favorite triggers😍😍
"its okay, the power's just gone out, for a Minute"
Mate, we've been sitting here for 30 minutes!
So happy for all these new videos :D thank u !!
Dmitri out with the fire again like always 🔥🔥🔥
hurray for inaudible + whisper sounds!!!
Swear, sometimes I just have to watch your videos to fall asleep. I listen when I'm drawing sometimes too, or if I'm feeling exceptionally anxious.
That isn't the torch, daddy ;)
0_o
+Brian Blake 0_o
The funniest part of this is it's a dude. lmfao
I've been trying for minutes to come up with a joke that relates this to a "blow torch", someone help and I'll steal the credit
GamingTV. Haha
So glad you're uploading again!! You're one of my favorite ASMRtists. :)
the king of asmr is baaaaacl
The king of ASMR
Amazing stuff! Thank you for doing this for us.
Wow this ASMR is on a different level.
Has anyone else been in class and a teacher is whispering to you during a test and you get tingles
Yes
is he trying to seduce me
anything 4 u bby
Or are you seducing him?
+Aaron OBrien why not both?
hooded assassin perhaps 12
Just accept it
OMG perfect timing before bed! And I checked an hour ago too! Thanks. 🙌🏼
thank you dmitri. i like whispering videos like this one.
Maybe an armor shop owner? Like sell things to a knight. By the way, your super awesome at all this Dmitri! Thanks for the upload!
This is totally another level.
Yeeeees so many tingles more please!! Well done dimitri
I am so glad your back! Thanks for this. Just in time for bed.
(I'm a guy)
Dmitri: *Strokes my hair* "Your hair is so soft..... Your skin, is so beautiful!"
Me: 😰 gtg
Jokes aside, this is a relaxing video, Dmitri. Except the clapping at the end
Is that Demitri as your profile photo?
ahh geez. that loud noise at the end really startled me..
agreed!
One of the couple times I downvoted a video.
+Leonie Schmidt Don't downvote because of something like that. Rather leave it and watch another video instead of dislike
+Fat Cancer down votes don't mean anything
+David Hercegovac Don't downvote because a video did something you really disliked? That's what downvotes are for.
I don't know what it was but I felt this video was very peaceful. Another great video, my friend.
Love & Light
havent watched your videos for a while. you still got it 😀😩
The ace is back 👌👌
a minute in and loving it! Such a creative idea
I've watched the whole thing twice so far!
how does it sound at 4x speed
+t nevs Leave the time traveler alone
+Danny Wilson lol
Awesome! I was waiting for this since a long time!
Perfect timing. Thanks again Dmitri!
Anytime I see "lights out" I just think of that horror film short with the same name. Saw this title and was like nope
that's why I clicked in the first place xD
I clicked on it for that reason too and scrolled through the comments to see if anyone else thought the same haha
I clicked on it for that reason too and scrolled through the comments to see if anyone else thought the same haha
love this! My favorite videos of yours Dmitri!
Just what I ever requested! Perfect.
Brilliant Video as always. Keep it up and welcome back :P
I watch this video every night because it sends me to sleep with the flashlight part
Please do another
More great work Dmitri. I think the tuning forks with the low light would be fantastic. not too visible...so you don't know which side but the strong sounds would be very unique I think. perhaps even touching the microphone with them again would be in the low light
These r the types of videos you should be making😊
❗Oh My ❗I haven't had tingles in months❕ But I couldn't stop tingling❕ Thank you..💜🙊👀 (I feel part of it is bcuz I don't see you whispering into white or black rubber ears, which I hate) Your breathing is the best😍
Yay more Dmitri!
very loud noise at 31:22 just so we all know
i almost fell out of my chair for that one, I was so close to sleep!!!!
Read this comment before I got to that part, still managed to scare me though lol.
Haha I think it's Dmitri clapping to let himself know the video is over for when hes editing cause you can see him turn off his camera in the end. Its still a fantastic video though.
eeeek it woke me up
+JC The Penguin le gasp
He must have fixed it now
I'm so pumped to watch this tonight :D :D :D
I don't why but I just love the fact that I have found an ASMRtist who is from the Goal Coast. Like finally I have found a QLDer!!
best one yet
This is my fav, like getting an eye test. Please do another eye test video with Dr Dimitri.
legends say Dimitri is back, for once they were true :)
Heavy breathing and flash lights. Cool!
Papa Dimitri back at it again
Papa bless
This one has it all !
31:22 goodbye sleep....
lol RIP
D:
+Kris rawr So glad I didn't make it to the end. I was trying very hard to sleep and this would have kept me up another hour. LOL
+Karroons lmao thats why i couldnt go back to sleep after i heard it ):
video stops at 30:45 for me
face reveal at 400k subs please dimitriiiiii
wut
😂
Um....... 😂😂
0:36 So yup..
if you look very closely you can almost see him lurking in the shadows
A classic!
*saves video for later*
I love visual triggers so much.
Yes, we need a more Manly one!!!
Dmitri coming in clutch!
Omfg the beginning gave me a heart attack I thought there was someone actually in my room 😂😂
I gotta say, you have the best sound quality out of any Asmrtist. The sounds so... fat. lol Thanks!
Thank u dimitri 🖤🧸
Your whispering is sooo guuuud
You should do a face massage video with almost inaudible whispering😊
this video is relaxing my eyes
While watching this my power went out omg
Illuminati confirmed
Ephemeral Rift's wave of new viewers is slowly coming to an end in light of Dmitri's return.
oooh I like this one!!!
AM so addicted...he is the best.
Hey you should do a video with glass, pretty tingly/relaxing sound
I need a manly Asmr video, with ball tapping and everything please
I don't want my balls tapped
+lumbry1 ...i want them to be punched.
ASMR farting and ball scratching.
+Browncoatlowe lmao
hi.
(Sorry for my bad English)
unforgivable
+Heartless Assassin isn't it "unforgiveable"? 😮
Lilli Jäger no, It's unforgivable :)
+Heartless Assassin Just checked. Damn you're right. Are you native speaker?
+Lilli Jäger. lets talk about unforgiveable'ness
It's 11:15 PM and I have finals at school tomorrow at 7 AM... why am I still awake damnit!