YouTube Culture: A Song

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  • linktr.ee/jonc...
    Seriously big thanks to these peeps for their generosity:
    Kingsley / itskingsleybitch
    Flula / djflula
    Anna Akana / annaakana
    Steve Zaragoza / stevezaragoza
    MysteryGuitarMan / mysteryguitarman
    Timothy DeLaGhetto bit.ly/19o3wq3
    Jack Douglass / jacksfilms
    VERSE 1
    I'm a famous clown in a flower crown
    My friends are dictated by similar subscriber counts
    My channel takes you through my bedroom routine
    It's just between you and me and 100,000 other tweens
    Don't care for money, Don't care about the fame
    I'm just collabing with my friends, though I only know their screennames
    After five minutes a week you think you know me offline
    I exploit fandoms for a bottom line
    I conjure fame with challenge vids and
    I play drinking games to target kids and
    I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell, weeee
    Welcome, welcome to the UA-cam Culture
    The UA-cam Cult
    VERSE 2
    Hey guys, I'm on tour, so tug on mommy's hair
    If she pays two hundred bucks you can meet-and-greet a millionaire, HA HA
    Hopping town to town in my first class flight
    Which you kinda paid for when you bought my book I didn't write
    UA-camrs had morals back in 2011
    More virgins were at VidCon than in Al Qaeda heaven
    Now we're snorting lines of cinnamon, copycat cashin' in
    Quality to quantity, it's Kubrick to Kardashian
    I idolize your idle eyes and
    I'm monetizing kissing guys and
    I won't come out the closet till I've got something to sell about it
    Welcome, welcome to my UA-cam Lifestyle
    UA-cam Lie
    Welcome, welcome to the UA-cam Culture
    The UA-cam Cult
    BRIDGE
    There's a mystery to being at the top
    People think I'm divine
    But the truth, I'm no hero
    I just play one online
    VERSE 3
    I'm like Hercules or Thor with a slightly slimmer bod
    Cause, yeah, I'm just a normal guy but also I'm a god
    So I didn't write my book, Jesus didn't write the bible
    I spread my message through the land with twelve-year-old disciples
    I got more slave followers than Moses at the Red Sea
    They purchase my biography, despite the fact I'm twenty three
    So love me, and I'll love you more
    Cause I love the way you love me, my church is a merch store
    I'm privileged, white, and rich, and male and
    You are not, so worship at my UA-cam sale
    I put the "I" in "defy" and suddenly you deify me
    Welcome, welcome to the UA-cam Sensation
    The UA-cam Sin
    Welcome, welcome to my UA-cam Lifestyle
    UA-cam Lie
    Welcome, welcome
    I said welcome to the UA-cam Cult

КОМЕНТАРІ • 16 тис.

  • @laylan3711
    @laylan3711 4 роки тому +12343

    love how the older this gets the more relevant it becomes. huh.

    • @kendramccarthy6880
      @kendramccarthy6880 4 роки тому +169

      I bought it when it first came out and I didnt even REALIZE it was literally 4 years ago

    • @whateverworksmate.721
      @whateverworksmate.721 4 роки тому +21

      Damn, u right.

    • @beetlejuicemikey
      @beetlejuicemikey 4 роки тому +53

      It's also that we are more aware now. It's been this way for years lol

    • @doughnutdelicious492
      @doughnutdelicious492 4 роки тому +72

      UA-cam keeps getting worse, sadly. Its golden age is gone, now its turning into UA-cam's downfall

    • @dxmon.slayer1931
      @dxmon.slayer1931 4 роки тому +8

      Ikr 😂😂

  • @mochija_t2852
    @mochija_t2852 7 років тому +4545

    anna saying "subscribe!" at the end before dying sums up the entire song lmao

    • @natalieomg
      @natalieomg 7 років тому +7

      ikr

    • @raindash8744
      @raindash8744 7 років тому +13

      Phil Lester Is An Angel phil Lester is indeed an angel

    • @carolinecady5505
      @carolinecady5505 7 років тому +8

      The internet is here. The internet is great. Hello fellow phans

    • @Meh-uo3fb
      @Meh-uo3fb 7 років тому +3

      Caroline Cady can I join in too?

    • @para-yw9dn
      @para-yw9dn 4 роки тому +2

      not really lol

  • @Agmolly
    @Agmolly 7 років тому +10570

    Hmm, I wonder why Jon didn't get invited to the rewind...

  • @bloomfilms
    @bloomfilms 4 роки тому +3856

    This video ages like a fine wine.

  • @swoozie
    @swoozie 8 років тому +7477

    Yo lemme get some of that Koolaid

  • @ellie_kc
    @ellie_kc 8 років тому +3653

    The amount of shade thrown in this vid.... Does the sun even exist anymore? I love it

    • @crazyhay1238
      @crazyhay1238 8 років тому +4

      yepp i thought so too!!

    • @hannahh467
      @hannahh467 8 років тому

      Football_Girl21 *^*

    • @flufthepuff6191
      @flufthepuff6191 8 років тому +1

      Hollie Buckey lol I thought snapchat

    • @carolineweaver76
      @carolineweaver76 8 років тому +7

      Look how many likes this comment has😝

    • @scarbloodworth1395
      @scarbloodworth1395 8 років тому +6

      Football_Girl21 me too. It's like a solar eclipse in here😂😂😂😂

  • @jacksfilms
    @jacksfilms 8 років тому +7144

    Well done, man. Also I'm very sorry for 3:07 because I definitely thought I was out of frame WEEEEEE

  • @TylerLeeJones
    @TylerLeeJones Рік тому +902

    good to know i wasn't the only one that thought of this, colleen's vid is basically the antithesis of this, especially since this is a well written song

  • @bleujaye
    @bleujaye 5 років тому +4081

    “I idolize your idle eyes”
    THAT’S SUCH A GOOD LYRIC

    • @thetruth830
      @thetruth830 4 роки тому +11

      1.3k likes and no replies? Fine, guess I'll do it.

    • @varianzero7469
      @varianzero7469 4 роки тому +4

      The Truth I’ll second that

    • @goldeviolets4314
      @goldeviolets4314 4 роки тому +4

      THIRD Y’ALL

    • @cannothandle22
      @cannothandle22 4 роки тому +9

      Reminds me of Olivia (a song by One Direction) where the lyric goes "I'm idolizing the light in your eyes"

    • @coreyklaustermeier7329
      @coreyklaustermeier7329 4 роки тому +26

      The word play in this song is amazing. “I idolize your idle eyes” “I put the “I” in defy, and suddenly you deify me”

  • @aaliyah.4650
    @aaliyah.4650 6 років тому +10440

    “Priveliged, white, and rich, and male”
    ANNA IN THE BACKGROUNDDD

    • @LilyRose-nl4bn
      @LilyRose-nl4bn 5 років тому +70

      Aaliyah. Ikr! I thought no one else saw that!!

    • @blbbrs
      @blbbrs 5 років тому +157

      when I read anna in the background I read it like you would sing Michael In the Bathroom from BMC

    • @chenudeen4645
      @chenudeen4645 5 років тому +80

      @@blbbrs Anna in the background at a party~

    • @hm-px3zc
      @hm-px3zc 5 років тому +31

      Anna in the background at a party

    • @alarlar
      @alarlar 5 років тому +4

      3ounsory

  • @privsoph4755
    @privsoph4755 6 років тому +6493

    jon cozart: breathes
    me: *claps* amazing

    • @aname6104
      @aname6104 6 років тому +33

      Sophia Binas I’d pay for that on itunes

    • @juliecole5192
      @juliecole5192 6 років тому +48

      He doesnt even need to breath to be amazing
      Shit that sounded better in my head now it just sounds creepy

    • @essennagerry
      @essennagerry 5 років тому +4

      that's so very ironic hahaha

    • @essennagerry
      @essennagerry 5 років тому

      @@juliecole5192 AHAH

    • @catmaeda
      @catmaeda 5 років тому +2

      jon cozart: a
      me: oMG GENIUS

  • @reyofsunshine6486
    @reyofsunshine6486 5 років тому +3849

    Ugh, it f r u s t r a t e s me that after *three years* of just not thinking about this, my mind is just "you should go listen to UA-cam cult-"
    So here I am

  • @coreyklaustermeier3244
    @coreyklaustermeier3244 6 років тому +6067

    "I idolize your idle eyes" that's perfect. Good wordplay and accurate description of 90% of UA-camrs. And I loved the "I put the I in defy, and suddenly you deify me" line. He is so clever to come up with all the play-on-words.

    • @yiklongtay6029
      @yiklongtay6029 5 років тому +177

      Sensation-sin
      Lifestyle-lie
      Cuture-cult
      I respect the hell out of his ability to write lyrics

    • @ttfresh
      @ttfresh 5 років тому +45

      Quality to quantity

    • @isaacisis5876
      @isaacisis5876 5 років тому +153

      "I spread my message through the world with 12 year old disciples" is super clever because its referring to Jesus' 12 disciples stressing how they compare themselves to gods while at the same time referring to the fact their fans that follow them so religiously are 12 years old. Its even more prominent since a different person says "year old" as if its meant to be in parenthesis and I LOVE IT.

    • @franchufranchu119
      @franchufranchu119 5 років тому +22

      More virgins than al-qaeda heaven

    • @CollinGerberding
      @CollinGerberding 4 роки тому +19

      The biggest reason I subscribed is his lyricism.

  • @hiphillbert
    @hiphillbert 7 років тому +3607

    Honestly, my favorite part is when Anna walks past during "I'm priviliged, white, rich, and male...".

  • @MiracleLoverx
    @MiracleLoverx 6 років тому +1003

    Never heard someone sing the word "I" so beautifully.

  • @5lizardsinatrenchcoat546
    @5lizardsinatrenchcoat546 Рік тому +407

    imagine making an unironic version of this song as an "apology"

  • @gigi-eg8lh
    @gigi-eg8lh 8 років тому +496

    I love how flula casually screwed the lid on the bottle before he fell. practical even whilst dying.

    • @HumanCalzone
      @HumanCalzone 8 років тому

      Right

    • @birdeynamnam
      @birdeynamnam 8 років тому +1

      I noticed that too xD

    • @OneStealthyNinja
      @OneStealthyNinja 8 років тому +49

      German efficiency.

    • @scooby25611
      @scooby25611 8 років тому +2

      +gigi227 by screwed, I thought you meant like, in the sexual way, and I replayed the video three times, wondering where the hell this happened. Pfffft. I totally read this comment completely wrong.

  • @twaimz
    @twaimz 8 років тому +4311

    Sipping my tea

    • @Erik-wb2xl
      @Erik-wb2xl 8 років тому +20

      why weren't you there

    • @biancablueberry8010
      @biancablueberry8010 8 років тому +8

      Gurl you here too ?

    • @michtan
      @michtan 8 років тому +11

      TWAIMZ!

    • @kaylebrood2644
      @kaylebrood2644 8 років тому +4

      Same

    • @kaylebrood2644
      @kaylebrood2644 8 років тому +13

      Twaimz I had a good idea for a song for you, it's could be called "Issas cheer" and just make it about you😂 but hey, you do you

  • @mountviewtpastudent6652
    @mountviewtpastudent6652 8 років тому +781

    this would be the best "welcome to my channel" video

  • @Paola-ob4rv
    @Paola-ob4rv Рік тому +154

    Colleen stealing old video ideas for her “apology” thinking no one would notice

  • @LillySingh
    @LillySingh 8 років тому +11325

    LOL I died. So good Jon. Amazingly funny and witty!! xo

  • @liyah3915
    @liyah3915 7 років тому +396

    " we're not heroes we just play some online " probably my favorite part of the song hahaha

  • @Ag3ntNengo
    @Ag3ntNengo 8 років тому +5623

    "I'm privileged, white, and rich, and male and--"
    *mildly disturbed Anna passes by in the background*

    • @hummingbee_
      @hummingbee_ 6 років тому +8

      mango nengo lol

    • @anotsocheerio755
      @anotsocheerio755 6 років тому +34

      I've been looking for this comment for ages

    • @StarDust-th6fm
      @StarDust-th6fm 5 років тому +49

      I was the thousands like and you have no idea how satisfying it was to turn that 999 to 1k

    • @anotsocheerio755
      @anotsocheerio755 5 років тому +10

      @@StarDust-th6fm HA!

    • @艾雯丽
      @艾雯丽 5 років тому +5

      XD

  • @oxiclean5407
    @oxiclean5407 5 років тому +2028

    I just realized the "koolaid" is a reference to the cult in Jonestown.

    • @Geoffrey454
      @Geoffrey454 4 роки тому +104

      Yeah drink the Koolaid is a common expression because of Jim Jones and his cult

    • @brendano3735
      @brendano3735 4 роки тому +31

      i mean... it always has been

    • @ccbot5000
      @ccbot5000 4 роки тому +24

      Medina ruiz06 same I’ve watched this so many times and I JUST got that

    • @spideyspinn
      @spideyspinn 4 роки тому +13

      @@ccbot5000 same, and I didn't notice 1:52 until now as well.

    • @borantandogan5524
      @borantandogan5524 4 роки тому +14

      although they used flavoraid in that cult thing lol

  • @novalee621
    @novalee621 8 років тому +1804

    "they purchase my biography despite the fact i'm 23"
    that shade at connor franta though

    • @ilovepizza4808
      @ilovepizza4808 8 років тому +8

      Lolzor

    • @polly4531
      @polly4531 8 років тому +22

      Brazilian youtubers are worst. A 12 kid has a biography. '-' so... U are not that bad.

    • @DogCannonn
      @DogCannonn 8 років тому +18

      Not really ? Most youtubers had books about there life despite being 23-25 range also most of them did say stuff like my life is still going ?

    • @jhubeJELLO
      @jhubeJELLO 8 років тому +5

      DogCannon it's a joooooooke

    • @DogCannonn
      @DogCannonn 8 років тому +3

      +jhubeJELLO and I know that it's just the person said that he's throwing shade directly at Connor :P

  • @guavaman925
    @guavaman925 8 років тому +2094

    He was just throwing shade throughout the whole song.

  • @limecat_t
    @limecat_t 8 років тому +1874

    I love Jon's voice soo much.

  • @mattieefaye
    @mattieefaye 4 роки тому +544

    it’s 2020 and this is still both relevant and iconic

    • @gwenk903
      @gwenk903 3 роки тому +2

      It's 8 months later, still relevant

    • @utkarshsingh1359
      @utkarshsingh1359 3 роки тому

      @@gwenk903 5 days later still relevant

    • @eva.b5354
      @eva.b5354 3 роки тому +4

      it’s 2021 and still relevant

    • @steamwave7770
      @steamwave7770 3 роки тому +1

      @@eva.b5354 it's April 2021 and still relevant

    • @thesmartnerd732
      @thesmartnerd732 3 роки тому

      @@steamwave7770 It's september and still relevant

  • @hannahmuffy
    @hannahmuffy 8 років тому +389

    I love how he's becoming more and more Bo Burnham-esque as time passes

    • @sabtraction4187
      @sabtraction4187 8 років тому

      HAHAHHAHA

    • @jovana3738
      @jovana3738 8 років тому +8

      if they duet together 8 will literary be so happy I'll jump off a bridge....

    • @weasleynmunatoti
      @weasleynmunatoti 8 років тому +12

      I would love to see Bo and Jon have a deep conversation about fame and celebrities and shit like that hahah

    • @1o1nah
      @1o1nah 8 років тому +5

      Jovana Tankou Yeah and the "Kid Roasts Principle" videos reminded me a lot of Bo
      HE EVEN HAD A PIANO

    • @kori2169
      @kori2169 8 років тому

      That is very true.

  • @marinkoch4266
    @marinkoch4266 8 років тому +599

    If you look at the clock on the top left you can actually see the time that each clip was filmed

    • @lampshade1304
      @lampshade1304 8 років тому +27

      I didn't even notice the cuts

    • @alexkimball7601
      @alexkimball7601 8 років тому +44

      Oh, is that how clocks work?

    • @uns0ciable4ever
      @uns0ciable4ever 8 років тому +17

      +Alex Kimball alright pal calm your sass

    • @Sable1991
      @Sable1991 8 років тому +11

      its amusing because it goes from like 1:07 to 12:59 to 12:57.

    • @5up3rp3rs0n
      @5up3rp3rs0n 8 років тому +12

      then you realize the time starting from the bridge is going backwards because they want to mess with us

  • @melonlemonade2
    @melonlemonade2 8 років тому +958

    John Cozart and John Douglass are the ultimate shade throwers.

    • @JohnSmith-te4ll
      @JohnSmith-te4ll 8 років тому +25

      Bo Burnham, a stand-up comedian has this song called God's Perspective that's just three minutes of straight up shade at Christians and another called Country Song that throws shade at country artists. He also has songs about the insincerity of other genre artists and any celebrity (Art is Dead, Can't Handle This Right Now, I'm a Little Teapot- I'm actually not sure if that's the title or not but it probably is). He's a funny guy with a similar genre to Jon that can throw just as much shade.

    • @aania5857
      @aania5857 8 років тому +15

      Perked up as soon as I read Bo's name. Dude's a damn genius. Also found out that Jon's actually a huge fan of his, which explains where he gets a lot of his humor from.

    • @help3126
      @help3126 8 років тому +11

      I don't like how you call him John

    • @albertesolveigbkgaardmorte9356
      @albertesolveigbkgaardmorte9356 8 років тому +1

      Jep😂

    • @TheSingingPug
      @TheSingingPug 8 років тому

      yesss

  • @fernatticus5134
    @fernatticus5134 4 роки тому +170

    This is the youtube version of Art is Dead by Bo Burnum

    • @stardusttodust25
      @stardusttodust25 3 роки тому +6

      Omg I love that song and you are right!

    • @Jamsalt
      @Jamsalt 3 роки тому +4

      More like Repeat Stuff

  • @tgnben
    @tgnben 8 років тому +5243

    I'd love to see the FineBros do a UA-camr's React to this video. Watch them all sit there with awkward smiles on their faces and laugh nervously.

  • @evagroot784
    @evagroot784 7 років тому +493

    Can we just talk about how amazing this song is put together? It all just fits!
    Also, A+ shade.

  • @carrissacampbell4803
    @carrissacampbell4803 5 років тому +2676

    I LOVE that everyone is all super overdramatic dying and Jon just kinda flops out of his seat onto the floor like "I welcome death."

  • @meganwing3736
    @meganwing3736 Рік тому +60

    7 years later and this is still extremely relevant. This is why we love Jon

  • @arantzasousa5536
    @arantzasousa5536 7 років тому +1957

    You didn't throw shade.... You throw the entire fucking tree 😂😂

  • @ricefolyfe5764
    @ricefolyfe5764 8 років тому +2754

    2 VIDEOS IN ONE MONTH WHAT IS THIS

  • @flula
    @flula 8 років тому +560

    Why is Everyone speaking of throwing some Shade? This Room did have very Even Lighting!

    • @DonnaIRL
      @DonnaIRL 8 років тому +22

      +Flula shade reduces brightness. this video was too bright with all these youtube stars, you know? :D

    • @elizabethvilla2276
      @elizabethvilla2276 6 років тому

      Flula e

  • @vmmvnny5457
    @vmmvnny5457 Рік тому +81

    anyone here to rememeber how jon predicted the worse youtube apology with a uke EVER

    • @Surachi_
      @Surachi_ 11 місяців тому +1

      And the fact that it is the opposite from Collens. Mwah chefs kiss

  • @alysonswindler279
    @alysonswindler279 8 років тому +1198

    I've honestly watched this WAY too many times

  • @laoisefenton3979
    @laoisefenton3979 7 років тому +2221

    "im a famous clown, in a flower crown"
    me: I straight away thought of dan and phil haha

    • @meganbock3819
      @meganbock3819 7 років тому +4

      Laoise 09 same pham

    • @Asterluna
      @Asterluna 7 років тому +6

      Laoise 09 Pretty sure it's commenting on Pewdiepie, whose avatar at the time did feature him wearing a flower crown

    • @queenlamp
      @queenlamp 7 років тому +1

      Laoise 09 Also, at some point in the song(forgot where), one of them said something about going on tour, that might be a reference.

    • @kylieramberg4505
      @kylieramberg4505 7 років тому

      Laoise 09 SAMEEE

    • @momofgoobers
      @momofgoobers 7 років тому

      PHAM

  • @huckhughes3704
    @huckhughes3704 7 років тому +1123

    BRO "MY CHURCH IS A MERCH STORE" SHOTS AT JAKE PAUL FROM THE PAST
    SELLING LIKE A GOD CHURCH
    JON YOUR A GENIUS
    @ 2:19

    • @lennardbrinkmann3921
      @lennardbrinkmann3921 7 років тому +10

      shit i just made the same joke you were first doh

    • @bestfoodreviews2770
      @bestfoodreviews2770 7 років тому +3

      Huck Hughes I was thinking the same thing

    • @Winlee620
      @Winlee620 7 років тому

      Huck Hughes I

    • @lennardbrinkmann3921
      @lennardbrinkmann3921 7 років тому

      dude it is a joke and it even says shots at jake paul from the past im just mad because i know you are a jake pauler

    • @bitterboi3186
      @bitterboi3186 7 років тому

      Your user name is literally "partykid9" ...

  • @brennam5596
    @brennam5596 Рік тому +38

    this is what colleen thought she did

  • @doddleoddle
    @doddleoddle 8 років тому +98

    Your little voice twiddles in IIiiIIiiiIIim make me mELTTT

  • @emmasanidad3623
    @emmasanidad3623 6 років тому +1373

    "i didnt write my book"
    "jesus didnt write the bible"
    this lyric is everythingggg

    • @fruitsnacks155
      @fruitsnacks155 4 роки тому +6

      ugh but he did. well i guess if you understand theology

    • @AlleyWolf123
      @AlleyWolf123 2 роки тому +20

      @@fruitsnacks155 he didn’t; other people wrote his ideals and teachings

  • @__-yl8gz
    @__-yl8gz 6 років тому +2245

    1:30
    Jacksfilms random dance moves
    Alexander Jamming it

    • @peej5177
      @peej5177 5 років тому +33

      I enjoyed this comment way too much

    • @cats5355
      @cats5355 5 років тому +1

      😂

    • @izzyartist8206
      @izzyartist8206 5 років тому +2

      Omg YESSS

    • @israelarja9457
      @israelarja9457 5 років тому +1

      Izzy Artist omg your name is my nickname

    • @nc249
      @nc249 5 років тому +5

      Okay but Jack's pit marks

  • @aquatis1721
    @aquatis1721 4 роки тому +181

    Let’s all just acknowledge Anna walking through the back during “privileged, white, and rich, and male” (2:24)

  • @hritvidave1497
    @hritvidave1497 8 років тому +1275

    A long time ago, I was obsessed with Jon's channel. This was when he had like 400,000 subscribers, and all of a sudden I stopped watching him. Now, years later, I come back to his channel to see how he's been and sees that he has 3 MILLION SUBSCRIBERS, AND HAS GROWN HIS CHANNEL IMMENSELY!! So proud.

  • @lucymoon
    @lucymoon 8 років тому +1231

    the virgins line though

  • @water_melon4742
    @water_melon4742 7 років тому +510

    This is the official unofficial theme song for UA-cam

    • @aleadorunda3030
      @aleadorunda3030 7 років тому +11

      And we are all assholes talking to a camera

    • @hunterhendrick5793
      @hunterhendrick5793 7 років тому +3

      Sometimes that's a good thing! And it's unofficial official theme song for UA-cam.

  • @snowolf647
    @snowolf647 Рік тому +51

    I knew colleen ballingers "apology" sounded familiar. 💀

  • @shaylahh2420
    @shaylahh2420 8 років тому +4298

    "when you bought the book I didn't write"
    shots fired on zoella

    • @antsized8269
      @antsized8269 8 років тому +1

      why?

    • @shaylahh2420
      @shaylahh2420 8 років тому +167

      +AntSized she didn't write her own book. She hired a ghost writer (someone who wrote the book for her but didn't get any credit for it).

    • @antsized8269
      @antsized8269 8 років тому +10

      +shay H aah, yeah I remember. well as long as it's entertaining and the fiction is hers - I'm good 😂

    • @shaylahh2420
      @shaylahh2420 8 років тому +112

      +AntSized yea. Knowing that made me really think about which UA-camrs are actually putting all there own effort in their channel

    • @wellhello8268
      @wellhello8268 8 років тому +2

      Damn right!

  • @stevezaragoza
    @stevezaragoza 8 років тому +6150

    I've had this song stuck in my head for WEEKS... SEND HELP!!!!!!

    • @dufman207
      @dufman207 8 років тому +38

      +Steve Zaragoza I can tell by the fact its been out for 2 hours

    • @sirwaffle4473
      @sirwaffle4473 8 років тому +6

      Uhhhh this came out today

    • @zeergy
      @zeergy 8 років тому +101

      +Jacob Woolley surely you must realize he was there? Recording it and what not. Probably means he's heard it before this video went up.

    • @llt6977
      @llt6977 8 років тому

      It hasn't even been out for a day yet, so it can't have been in your head for weeks

    • @santi-rh8pr
      @santi-rh8pr 8 років тому +21

      +95Jezzica someone didn't get the joke

  • @brillistar
    @brillistar 8 років тому +895

    It's interesting to watch the clock in the background as it goes forward and backwards

  • @gaysalamandy
    @gaysalamandy 5 років тому +256

    i love john failing to die bc a desk is in the way

    • @gaysalamandy
      @gaysalamandy 5 років тому +2

      this is so silly

    • @lamp1585
      @lamp1585 4 роки тому +2

      andy forget to change accounts???

    • @gaysalamandy
      @gaysalamandy 4 роки тому +1

      Badi 56 or perhaps i just thought this video was so silly and didn’t feel like making a whole separate comment 🤷

    • @fiveinseattle
      @fiveinseattle 4 роки тому +1

      IKRRNFJDJDJ

  • @berrystically
    @berrystically 8 років тому +1209

    i felt the burn for tyler, connor, alfie, etc lol

    • @ssunshroom
      @ssunshroom 8 років тому +16

      not Connor :(

    • @ellamedley7558
      @ellamedley7558 8 років тому +89

      Zoe

    • @berrystically
      @berrystically 8 років тому +119

      emily montalvo coming out when i have something to sell? may be joey graceffa or shane too but lets be real, it seems like a general burn to the 'coming out' videos

    • @ganiisness
      @ganiisness 8 років тому +31

      +Flower Power Up such a burn for the gleam team

    • @JulianVJacobs
      @JulianVJacobs 8 років тому +42

      And Joey. Joey was dragged asf. whoops.

  • @XOfficialNessax
    @XOfficialNessax 8 років тому +1422

    "I didn't write my book.."
    "Jesus didn't write the bible!"

  • @jor-elmcloughlin4825
    @jor-elmcloughlin4825 8 років тому +1296

    Still hoping for After Ever After 3 tbh

    • @blueyfonfeder9018
      @blueyfonfeder9018 8 років тому

      Agreed

    • @karmicchan3248
      @karmicchan3248 8 років тому +16

      At VidCon2015 he said that it might include some Disney PRINCES, so I'm rlly excited

    • @savvyleduc4534
      @savvyleduc4534 8 років тому +1

      Ikr I need to have another Jon Cozart sing to memorize

    • @YoMunCraftYTjackmaster09
      @YoMunCraftYTjackmaster09 8 років тому +1

      +Mollie Pond All of them are Disney Princesses

    • @TheAlmightyOctopus
      @TheAlmightyOctopus 8 років тому

      +Savvy LeDuc Hmm, if only there way another one. A BRAND NEW song you could memorise.. Too bad there isn't one, oh well...

  • @Coulingable
    @Coulingable 4 роки тому +1506

    Remember when you could have this many people in a room with no masks

    • @adriannawelch6990
      @adriannawelch6990 4 роки тому +16

      The old days

    • @ivanna1832
      @ivanna1832 4 роки тому +12

      1:47

    • @Isa-qz9mb
      @Isa-qz9mb 4 роки тому +1

      Good timez

    • @jopu7004
      @jopu7004 3 роки тому +6

      That actually hurt

    • @Coulingable
      @Coulingable 3 роки тому +5

      Tfw it's been 8 months since I made this comment and not much has changed :))))))

  • @doltish3126
    @doltish3126 7 років тому +284

    The fact that this is even more relevant now is amazing

  • @OlanRogers
    @OlanRogers 8 років тому +672

    Finally! Been waiting for this one 😍 Love it bud!

  • @jessica4656
    @jessica4656 6 років тому +978

    "my church is a merch store"
    "and its selling like a god church"

  • @doofusdoodles6904
    @doofusdoodles6904 5 років тому +741

    (2:03) i keep replaying the "Jesus didn't write the Bible" BDGSHWH

    • @starrypie
      @starrypie 4 роки тому

      thank you gundham tanaka ♥️

    • @sev1011
      @sev1011 4 роки тому

      Eeeey, Gundham

    • @joseflabajo7739
      @joseflabajo7739 4 роки тому

      So.......how’s Sonia? Oh, and how’s Kazuichi too, while you’re at it.

    • @Hecateofcrossroads
      @Hecateofcrossroads 3 роки тому +1

      I mean that’s true

  • @chloemalcolm6447
    @chloemalcolm6447 8 років тому +1391

    WOAH THERE...
    Too much truth in one video!
    Calm Down!

    • @falcon8752
      @falcon8752 8 років тому +1

      Here's the thing, none of it is true. None of these guys do what the lyrics suggest. Others do, but those who do it do not represent UA-cam. The people who starred in this video do.
      For freely insulting the "lesser" part of youtube, they sound really arrogant and it makes it harder to like them. And I say that as someone who's been subscribed to half of them for a long time.

    • @captainwilts2244
      @captainwilts2244 8 років тому +11

      +Blauze I don't really watch most of the you tubers in this vid but I'd say that these people are obviously not part of the Rich privileged British club. I mean with the exception of Tyler Oakly none of that crowd has integrity. The fact that Zoella is a household name kind've concerns me with the way that UA-cam can be packaged by companies which is happening to the vlogging community.

    • @chloemalcolm6447
      @chloemalcolm6447 8 років тому +11

      Blauze Dude, calm down. It was a joke.

    • @falcon8752
      @falcon8752 8 років тому +3

      Chloe Malcolm Yeah, I know. Sorry if I sounded pissed or something, I wasn't.

    • @user-bw7vo2fm1n
      @user-bw7vo2fm1n 8 років тому +10

      +Captainwilts What makes you think Tyler Oakley has integrity?
      "I exploit fandoms for a bottom line" basically epitomises him.

  • @vcabrera5396
    @vcabrera5396 8 років тому +537

    This is too real...

    • @BeefBronson
      @BeefBronson 8 років тому +3

      fat

    • @AgentSteffi
      @AgentSteffi 8 років тому

      +V Cabrera (smarticle168) not "too real", sometimes yt is pathetic

    • @unicorngal1613
      @unicorngal1613 8 років тому

      +AgentSteffi this is real like too too real so..., like

  • @churdle92
    @churdle92 6 років тому +4308

    WAIT. At 0:24 when he sings “I exploit fandoms for a bottom line” he has his flower crown replaced with Mickey ears
    Because
    After ever after
    Did.
    Just.
    That.

    • @MistyMizzle
      @MistyMizzle 5 років тому +65

      Clayton Hurdle OMG I JUST REALIZED THAT

    • @kenleigh_the_nerd9935
      @kenleigh_the_nerd9935 5 років тому +57

      That was literally the point (not hating just saying the truth)

    • @snakerrr9384
      @snakerrr9384 5 років тому +17

      @@kenleigh_the_nerd9935 oh no shit but many didn't realize it

    • @nedgooel
      @nedgooel 5 років тому +2

      Um I-

    • @WiWillemijn
      @WiWillemijn 5 років тому +3

      I heard ex boyfriends
      Now I get it lol

  • @peachmaze
    @peachmaze Рік тому +26

    oh my god i knew coleen's apology reminded me of a jon cosart song i felt like i was going crazy

  • @zoe5766
    @zoe5766 8 років тому +249

    JACK AND ANNA AND STEVE AND JOHN AND SO MANY MORE ALL. OF. THE. FAVES.

    • @arlinnicole6068
      @arlinnicole6068 8 років тому +8

      +ToriCat there are more than one Johns in the video

    • @XhyphenXUsesBlender
      @XhyphenXUsesBlender 8 років тому +3

      +ToriCat jack films name is John so to bad you're wrong

    • @ez5993
      @ez5993 8 років тому +1

      +XhyphenX however everyone knows he prefers Jack........

    • @XhyphenXUsesBlender
      @XhyphenXUsesBlender 8 років тому +8

      +thomas thomas however we all know everyone calls him John just to mess with him

  • @Sarah-yt2xq
    @Sarah-yt2xq 8 років тому +754

    Jack's sweaty pits were the best part of this video.

  • @小薇-x6g
    @小薇-x6g 8 років тому +1161

    Okay but why isn't anyone wonDERING ABOUT JACK'S MOIST ARMPITS.
    MOIST

    • @jasminnova7190
      @jasminnova7190 8 років тому +28

      _moist_

    • @j_0anna
      @j_0anna 8 років тому +11

      To be fair, Jon also had a pretty moist right arm pit (on the left hand side for us viewers).

    • @ihascutsiepie4023
      @ihascutsiepie4023 8 років тому +3

      iDK WHAT UR TALKING ABOUT BUT IM LIKING UR COMMENT BC OF UR PROFILE PIC

    • @sulebtr2033
      @sulebtr2033 8 років тому +4

      |-/

    • @annisanadhila7378
      @annisanadhila7378 8 років тому +4

      I mean, when are his pits not moist?

  • @saussanes4638
    @saussanes4638 Рік тому +40

    I just came from the colleen ballinger "apology" video and it just reminded me of this iconic video ( bc of the ukulele), glad that awful apology did something right I got to watch this again 💃🏾

  • @shelbeee4386
    @shelbeee4386 6 років тому +4107

    “so i didn’t write my book”
    *”JESUS DIDN’T WRITE THE BIBLE”*
    le gasp-

    • @wuggieofthehood3711
      @wuggieofthehood3711 6 років тому +6

      Lol love Kingsley

    • @loserrr_shocked3783
      @loserrr_shocked3783 6 років тому +22

      *S* *H* *O* *O* *K* *E* *T* *H*

    • @tuna1564
      @tuna1564 6 років тому +12

      le EPIC gasp~

    • @sacrable5423
      @sacrable5423 6 років тому +16

      I would like but 666 likes I don't want to ruin it

    • @tobyw.8946
      @tobyw.8946 6 років тому +5

      In a YIAY video by Jacksfilms he gets irritated us people keep saying they wanna know the ghostwriter for the yiay book. lol

  • @galaxymoonface332
    @galaxymoonface332 7 років тому +502

    so I didn't write my book
    Jesus didn't write the bible

    • @SuperUnfunny
      @SuperUnfunny 7 років тому +4

      galaxy moonface well the UA-camr is real and gods not

    • @galaxymoonface8317
      @galaxymoonface8317 6 років тому +1

      Omg found my old account that I forgot the password to

    • @ogspades5117
      @ogspades5117 6 років тому

      galaxy moonface wtf

    • @mmmtacobaguett
      @mmmtacobaguett 6 років тому +1

      Then again Jesus never claimed to have written it (he was kinda long dead)

    • @alejandrasstardust3308
      @alejandrasstardust3308 6 років тому

      SuperUnfunny lie

  • @continuityerror2178
    @continuityerror2178 7 років тому +513

    "After 5 minutes a week," are you sure? It's more like 5 minutes a year.

    • @gustav1712
      @gustav1712 7 років тому +50

      It's been 8 months, I might die from lack of paint content, send help

    • @dian1545
      @dian1545 7 років тому +7

      its like 9 months now

    • @chriswatkins2410
      @chriswatkins2410 7 років тому +1

      JAAAAAAAAAAAAWN SEND CONTENT PLEASE

  • @shawnaozz9920
    @shawnaozz9920 Рік тому +23

    I was reminded of this today during Colleen’s “hi” video 😬😬

  • @Aham-ll3zb
    @Aham-ll3zb 7 років тому +1133

    "won't come out the closet till' i got somthin to sell about it" shoulda saved that line for jacksfilms.

    • @ellag1417
      @ellag1417 7 років тому +45

      A. ham Dear Alexander,
      I am slow to anger but I toe the line as a reckon with the effects of your line on mine. I look back on where I failed and in every place I checked the only common thread has been your disrespect. You and call me "amoral" a "dangerous disgrace". If you have something to say name a time and place face to face.
      I have the honor to be your obedient servant,
      A.Burr

    • @Aham-ll3zb
      @Aham-ll3zb 7 років тому +26

      Ella Gudiño Farber dear mr vice President. i am not the reason no one trusts you. no one knows what you belive! i will not equivicate on my opinion. i have always worn it on my sleeve. even if i said whatcha think i said you would need to site a more specific greivence. heres an itemized list of 30 years of disagreements

    • @acoolcat8160
      @acoolcat8160 7 років тому +21

      A. ham sweet jesus

    • @Aham-ll3zb
      @Aham-ll3zb 7 років тому +19

      Hey! i have not been shy, i am just a guy, in the public eye tryin to do the best for our republic. i don't wanna fight, but i wont apologize for doing what's right. I have the honor to be your obediant servant
      a.ham

    • @ellag1417
      @ellag1417 7 років тому +16

      A. ham Careful how you proceed, good man
      Intemperate indeed, good man
      Answer for the accusations I lay at your feet or prepare to bleed,good man

  • @LadyMagiccc
    @LadyMagiccc 6 років тому +2218

    All I wanted was a "UA-camrs react to UA-cam Culture" ^^ Guess it's too late now since everybody has already seen it

    • @helvatang9783
      @helvatang9783 6 років тому +9

      LadyMagiccc omg i love ur videos!!!!!!

    • @LadyMagiccc
      @LadyMagiccc 6 років тому +11

      awww, thank you so much!! ♥ Never had a comment about my videos on a vid that wasn't my own :D

    • @mackenziebrawley2866
      @mackenziebrawley2866 6 років тому

      me too

    • @samf3308
      @samf3308 6 років тому

      LadyMagiccc e

  • @markwahlbird8849
    @markwahlbird8849 8 років тому +827

    Well, guess who's not getting invited to any future UA-cam Rewind vids?

  • @littlegoblinforever
    @littlegoblinforever 11 місяців тому +13

    Saw the ukelele and instantly had to exit full screen to check what year this was posted in lol

  • @DexterTVIsBae
    @DexterTVIsBae 8 років тому +412

    These songs are friggin memorizing. I can definitely see a song from you explaining why Batman V Superman was horrible lmao.

    • @VANQUISHER141
      @VANQUISHER141 8 років тому +1

      mesmerizing*

    • @VictoryObot
      @VictoryObot 8 років тому +8

      +DexterTV This should be on JacksFlims "Your grammar sucks" XD

    • @lame_yang8922
      @lame_yang8922 8 років тому

      love your channel

    • @collinpizzo986
      @collinpizzo986 8 років тому +3

      lies. bvs was phenomenal

    • @nobelle4054
      @nobelle4054 8 років тому +1

      Lex Luther was made so badly, he seemed too jokerish.. He's meant to be smart

  • @erowid17
    @erowid17 6 років тому +552

    ... did John predict selling like a godchurch?

  • @AnnaAkana
    @AnnaAkana 8 років тому +139

    Great job everyone!! WE MADE SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL TOGETHER.

    • @niamhkmcg
      @niamhkmcg 8 років тому +3

      I kinda freaked out when I saw you in the thumbnail not gonna lie

    • @sydneysoldemail400
      @sydneysoldemail400 8 років тому +2

      You were awesome in the video!!

    • @alexharvard154
      @alexharvard154 6 років тому +1

      You really did

  • @kaitwhite4099
    @kaitwhite4099 2 роки тому +45

    This song is somehow both 100% representative of its time and also years ahead of its time.

  • @Paint
    @Paint  8 років тому +689

    Hiya friends! The song is now on iTunes if you'd like to grab a copy and support the channel. Thanks for the love yall! bit.ly/koolaidkult

  • @notyourmum7883
    @notyourmum7883 7 років тому +332

    "More virgins were at VidCon than in al-Qaeda heaven" BRUH OMFG

  • @heroforhire3201
    @heroforhire3201 5 років тому +3384

    Anna: "Ha, Ha, Hopping town to town in my first class flight"
    Jacksfilms: "Which you kinda paid for when you bought my book i didn't write"
    jack, what are you saying about the YIAY book?

    • @jackcox8679
      @jackcox8679 5 років тому +30

      Mr.grinch and the yiay book has answers from yiay🤔

    • @catnix7256
      @catnix7256 5 років тому +21

      Are you sure its from Jack he could have had a ghost writer the book has decent answers and isn't best as a cup holder doesn't seem like jack

    • @depressedterrestrial6821
      @depressedterrestrial6821 4 роки тому +19

      It’s about Zoella

    • @kats9743
      @kats9743 4 роки тому +6

      Desirae Clark they were making a joke

    • @jaxosaurus5383
      @jaxosaurus5383 4 роки тому +3

      @@kats9743 they were joking about zoella.

  • @pepsimann2038
    @pepsimann2038 4 роки тому +73

    “I idolise your idle eyes” I NEVER UNDERSTOOD THAT WHAT

  • @Ag3ntNengo
    @Ag3ntNengo 8 років тому +1514

    PLEASE COLLABORATE WITH BO BURNHAM

    • @cupid2432
      @cupid2432 8 років тому +7

      Please

    • @soulzone323
      @soulzone323 8 років тому +1

      Holy shiet

    • @oldemail2626
      @oldemail2626 8 років тому +8

      please, yes. i would watch that video more than i watch this one, and that is saying something

    • @jxkdl8807
      @jxkdl8807 8 років тому

      yES

    • @thatsnotme3235
      @thatsnotme3235 8 років тому +35

      YEAH TWO REALISTIC COMEDIC GENIUSES THAT MAKE EVERYTHING DARK
      YASS

  • @roypurdy4127
    @roypurdy4127 7 років тому +89

    This is real. respect.

  • @jasmineshirk8460
    @jasmineshirk8460 7 років тому +679

    My favorite part
    “I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie a stick in hell, weee!” 😂😂😂

  • @BiggestChungus21
    @BiggestChungus21 Рік тому +35

    This song says so much about the parasocial relationship fans have. It's fucking insane how they made this 5-7 years before this relationship was honestly brought up to the light.

    • @justinhamilton8647
      @justinhamilton8647 Рік тому +11

      while the word parasocial wasn’t really used, the problem was very much there and highlighted all the time. Especially in britishtuber and gamertuber circles, fans were absolutely rabid and we all made fun of them for “stalking”. And this video came out in 2016 not 2011, 2016 was when kpop girlies were in full swing, parasociality was already well known.

  • @patrickisqueiro4097
    @patrickisqueiro4097 7 років тому +540

    THIS IS SO GOOD

    • @myar3380
      @myar3380 7 років тому +5

      julia bellei ikr

    • @venuscat0112
      @venuscat0112 7 років тому +3

      LifeAsMyaR 13 Smile!

  • @Honeey-moth
    @Honeey-moth 8 років тому +918

    i ducking love when they say "priveleged, white and male" and the girl is just like "well shit"

  • @eveschwacke5495
    @eveschwacke5495 7 років тому +514

    my favorite part of this video is jacks pitstains

  • @rocaydran
    @rocaydran Рік тому +10

    i put the i in defy and suddenly you deify me ?????? good god the worldplay in this is still insanely good

  • @AbhipshaSahuCoPrezIOFA
    @AbhipshaSahuCoPrezIOFA 7 років тому +270

    "So I didn't write my book,
    Jesus didn't write the Bible!"
    😂 still laughing

  • @eliguiga
    @eliguiga 8 років тому +278

    In the words of the great Latrice Royale: "The shade, the shade of it all"

  • @laur3ntheprincipessa252
    @laur3ntheprincipessa252 7 років тому +148

    "I won't come out the closet till I've got something to sell about it." OMFG

  • @jacobparrish4486
    @jacobparrish4486 4 роки тому +44

    “I put the I in defy and suddenly you deify me” is such a good line! How did he come up with it? What train of thought led to that? It’s so clever