Hipsta - Timmy Trumpet & Chardy ft The Bondi Hipsters
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- Опубліковано 27 сер 2024
- Bondi Hipsters drop a vocal on "Timmy Trumpet & Chardy - Hipsta"
Get it on iTunes: po.st/Hipsta
Bondi Hipsters on Facebook: / bondihipsters
Full credits available below.
The Track:
Beats - Timothy Jude Smith, Michael Peter Chard, Tenzin Anson Stark
Lyrics - Christiaan Van Vuuren
Mixed - Nora Wever
The Music Video:
Bondi Hipsters - Nick Boshier, Christiaan Van Vuuren
Also starring - Sam Glissan, Anthony Howes
Director - Dan Reisinger
Script and Concept - Christiaan Van Vuuren
Production Company - Infinity2, Van Vuuren Bros
Producer - Morgan Taylor
DOP - Aaron McLisky
1st AD - PJ Dunlop
Production Manager - Amy Jarman
Editor - James Ashbolt
Fetus CGI - Lucas Newton
Eye VFX - Benjamin Zaugg
Illuminatinder and Dragon Semen - Alex Gabbott
Colourist - Marcus Timpson
Steadicam Operator - Jonno Tyler
Camera Assistant - Onni Elliot & Sam De Teliga
Gaffer - Storm Ashwood
Best Boy - Aaron Ashwood
Sound - Francis Byrne
Art Department & Wardrobe - Ian "Waxy" Kanik
Data/ Playback - Kevin Holloway
Makeup & Hair - Eliza Campagna
Makeup & Hair - Jenny Roberts
Makeup & Hair - Victoria Walten
Production Assistant - Amelia Jang
SONG LYRICS:
VERSE 1:
Rock up at a cafe that’s all the rage.
Stare at the waiter, till we get a menu.
I like what’s on the page.
Not a bad vibe. Not a bad venue.
Tell me bout your bovine. What do they eat?
What’s the river they drink from?
And tell me bout your coffee beans.
Are they Arabican, Columbian, or Mandheling Lintong?
Have you got anything gluten free?
I’m no celiac, but it disagrees with me.
Mmmm, and I don’t like toxins either -
Should I cleanse my liver with a ginger tea?
I think we’ll order, the tap water,
the wifi password and hang for a bit.
Hey brah what’s the track that’s playing?
This aint no hipster shit.
VERSE 2:
I’m so busy, life’s a chore.
Every Saturday I work in a retail store.
Keeping busy on a casual shift.
Casually chilling, not giving a shit.
Hanging at the counter, trawling Tinder,
Trying to find a random, I can finger.
Have a green smoothie, cause I’m vegan.
Mmmm, tastes like dragon semen.
Here comes the boss, to check the status.
Gotta look busy. Move the hangers.
Having to make career compromises.
Like; “hey brah, need a hand with sizes?”
Getting ready. Night in the city.
Order a bag and some disco biccies.
Shooting up bath salts - That was ace!
Does anyone feel like eating their own face?!
Step out the uber, party time.
Polish off my red wine.
Stroll up, to the front of the line,
The door-guy knows me, I’m here all the time.
Doesn’t let us in. We’re not on the list,
Gotta line up with the povo kids.
Honestly who do I have to fist,
for some cunt to put my name on this list?
Dom I wish we never came! I hate this club, this night’s so lame!
Sorry, what? I can not understand a single word you’re saying!
I think my pingers’ kicking in! This DJ’s fucking killing it!
Hey DJ what’s this track you’re playing? This aint no hipster shit.
OUTRO:
Is this the first time you’ve seen him live?
No brah. Earlier this year I saw him play this like super secret underground set at a no-name pop-up venue in the city.
Cool. Yeah did I ever tell you about that time a few years ago I was hanging out with Gollum and we saw him spinning records in the back of a taco truck in downtown LA.
No, but that sounds rad man…. I remember back in 2003 me and these random council worker lollypop guys dumped a bunch of pingers and saw him play, at this underground rave in a storm water drain.
Oh yeah? Well this one time in like 1994 when I was in my first year of high school, I walked into 7/11 and opened up the ice cream freezer and there he was just dropping some mad beats for all the Bubble-O Bills, and the Cornetto’s were all pissed off because I left the freezer open too long and they started to melt.
Cool man, I remember when I was just born back in like 1982 my mum took me to the doctors for a check up, and the doctor played me this ultrasound where you could hear him fist pumping inside his mother’s womb, so yeah. Pretty underground.
This is pure perfection in every imaginable way.
+Jeff Drake That foetus is like a little baby version of Pete Doherty.
Flawless.
+gunnarolla I love you.
+gunnarolla Can we collahb at some point brah?
+Bondi Hipsters YAAAAAHS hit me up!
+gunnarolla Just sent you an email brah.
So did you two Collab or what?
I watch this video every day religiously.
+Hayden Bradshaw How religiously? I suppose what I'm asking, is do you pray to the dark lord baphomet and the four crowned princes of hell?
#illuminati
i still listen to this song
I had no idea what I was getting into when I opened the video
2021 still banger💥💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Fucking amazing creation Bondi Hipsters. Well done.
As a chef this song is my new favorite song :D
Sorry bout it.
+Van Vuuren Bros You're welcome.
+Bondi Hipsters Make more stuff babes
Van Vuuren Bros you both are one of the best comedy Do you are as ever you are so good at replicating exactly what it’s like to be a young adult in Sydney I remember my days popping pingers and in the early 2000s when they were awesome 😎 Your lyrics are so detailed because that’s exactly what it’s like 😂
Some cunt jacked your film clip and did almost the most identical thing I've ever seen.
ua-cam.com/video/v91npUJTcD0/v-deo.html
You should sue them..
Best thing you boys have done for a while, awesome stuff lol
From a full 90's rave DJ let me tell you this vid is on point. Captures the past, present and no doubt the future perfectly. You guys totes rip Mahn. Keep giving them hell boys!
Simon Hawkins yeah he’ll.
The guy in that jumper's hat must be glued on by the way it NEVER COMES OFF when he get's hit.
+Joshua “JiffyNoodles” Fearn Those who turn into thy Hipster are bounded with a permanent hat of thy choosing.
Fallout_48 Nice
0:45 that head movement killed me
THIS IS THE GREATEST FUCKING THING EVER CREATED HAHAHAHA
forever one of my favourite songs
that IS the BEST video EVER
Come to Avalon on the northern beaches, you'd love it ;)
Bang on! On point! You guys can do no wrong!
till they attempted another season lol
Did you get an Adequate answer as to which river the bovine drank from?
+dumborules Just a slahp... Several slahps.
such a cool retail store!!!!
Brilliant!
HILARIOUS.
This is the funniest shit to come out of Australia. And a pumping tune.
Gevonden door rtl night wie nogmeer??
Yep that's exactly what it's like in Bondi these days.
I typed, "UA-cam, find me some real hipster shit" into the search bar. - Was not disappointed.
A few people have been asking for the lyrics... Here you go:
VERSE 1:
Rock up at a cafe that’s all the rage.
Stare at the waiter, till we get a menu.
I like what’s on the page.
Not a bad vibe. Not a bad venue.
Tell me bout your bovine. What do they eat?
What’s the river they drink from?
And tell me bout your coffee beans.
Are they Arabican, Columbian, or Mandheling Lintong?
Have you got anything gluten free?
I’m no celiac, but it disagrees with me.
Mmmm, and I don’t like toxins either -
Should I cleanse my liver with a ginger tea?
I think we’ll order, the tap water,
the wifi password and hang for a bit.
Hey brah what’s the track that’s playing?
This aint no hipster shit.
VERSE 2:
I’m so busy, life’s a chore.
Every Saturday I work in a retail store.
Keeping busy on a casual shift.
Casually chilling, not giving a shit.
Hanging at the counter, trawling Tinder,
Trying to find a random, I can finger.
Have a green smoothie, cause I’m vegan.
Mmmm, tastes like dragon semen.
Here comes the boss, to check the status.
Gotta look busy. Move the hangers.
Having to make career compromises.
Like; “hey brah, need a hand with sizes?”
Getting ready. Night in the city.
Order a bag and some disco biccies.
Shooting up bath salts - That was ace!
Does anyone feel like eating their own face?!
Step out the uber, party time.
Polish off my red wine.
Stroll up, to the front of the line,
The door-guy knows me, I’m here all the time.
Doesn’t let us in. We’re not on the list,
Gotta line up with the povo kids.
Honestly who do I have to fist,
for some cunt to put my name on this list?
Dom I wish we never came! I hate this club, this night’s so lame!
Sorry, what? I can not understand a single word you’re saying!
I think my pingers’ kicking in! This DJ’s fucking killing it!
Hey DJ what’s this track you’re playing? This aint no hipster shit.
OUTRO:
Is this the first time you’ve seen him live?
No brah. Earlier this year I saw him play this like super secret underground set at a no-name pop-up venue in the city.
Cool. Yeah did I ever tell you about that time a few years ago I was hanging out with Gollum and we saw him spinning records in the back of a taco truck in downtown LA.
No, but that sounds rad man…. I remember back in 2003 me and these random council worker lollypop guys dumped a bunch of pingers and saw him play, at this underground rave in a storm water drain.
Oh yeah? Well this one time in like 1994 when I was in my first year of high school, I walked into this convenience store and opened up the ice cream freezer and there he was just dropping some mad beats for all the Bubble-O Bills, and the Cornetto’s were all pissed off because I left the freezer open too long and they started to melt.
Cool man, I remember when I was just born back in like 1982 my mum took me to the doctors for a check up, and the doctor played me this ultrasound where you could hear him fist pumping inside his mother’s womb, so yeah. Pretty underground.
+Bondi Hipsters The one that's not Dom says "7/11" not "convenience store"
+Justin Roberts Well spotted!
legit my favorite song atm. waaay underground man! just noticed though; didn't cornettos come out in the late 90's early 00's?
+Bondi Hipsters What about the chorus?
+Lassi Rantanen I believe it's 'baller" but I'm not sure... little help anyone.
Best part is when he's like " did I tell you I'm gluten free "
I heard this when I was out :) haha I'm in Albury haha
that song are so nice
Magical.
This vid is going places! :D
Magic.
Still waiting for The Life Organic to get released on iTunes.. 😕
this is amazing
"Hmmm tastes like dragon semen" 😂😂😂
Delashan Sasikumar I wonder how they would know what that tastes like.
'Have you got anything gluten free?'
literally the best part..
I am sick
Just a few minutes ago they showed this clip on tv in Holland. ;-)
HAHAHAHA love these guys so much!
SO GEIL! SO GEIL !SO GEIL!
Perfection
I need a shirt for "Tastes like dragon semen."
this was enlightening experience
damnnnnnnnn 😛😛😛😛 love it 👌👌👌👌 FARKKKKKKK kickarseeeeeeeee bois 😊😊😊
How many youtube channels do you have now haha classic stuff i love it
+Good one! Too many brah... It's doing my head in.
Love love love u guys xx
this is so rad man. Totes!
I need that cat shirt when they go into the club!
Totes man!
so fkn sick ... brilliant lads !!!
Me and these random council worker lollipop guys.
Dece bars, brah.
I'm offensive and i find this gluten free
your comment is TOTES not original bruh.
I actually found this really funny
Back in high school I was called a hipster without knowing what it meant! Cool right?! Anyways, great song, keep up with the great work!
I like it when the hipsters got slapped.
RTL LateNight
cool
lol
best song
As an Aussie living in Normandy.
French friends: "What is Sydney and Melbourne like?".... Me: "here, watch this. You. Are. Welcome"
Lets play a drinking, every time they get smacked, take shot of vodka 🤣
Running With Scissors brought me here!
I love this video. :)
Timmy Trumpet :3
hahaha awesome song 😊 👌
my uncle loves em
you guys work way to hard for way to few views!
You deserve a lot more guys... a LOT more! D:
It's like I'm on an island all by myself. It's kind of lonely.
holy shit mate !! this is fire , had me laughing me ass of hahahah the cafe scene had me rollin hahahhhahahahahahahahahahah !!!!!!
+Declen Duncan I don't know why waiters expect you to order coffees to use their wifi... It's not like wifi is a non-renewable resource. It's everywhere, all the time. If I'm gonna sit there at a cafe getting brain tumours then I may as well get a few status updates out of it.
+Bondi Hipsters hahaha too true man , nothing beats an intelligent smart ass and you guys are just that hahah and the whole cant wait to get into the club then when you get in , i fucking hate this place lets leave hahah you guys man
.... so underground
unbelieveableolive
Thats nice :D
Did I tell you that I'm gluten free?
❤❤Tymmy i like you Music yeah
the beat is heavy. Australians call the shots.
hey bondi nice song and video lol
this is hilariouse
This is pretty much how i, and i think the whole world sees hipsters.
I think I'll order the tap water and chill for abit.
brah this is so underground
so underground bro.
thank from (gluten'free)frog eaters!
Hola como estas te mando un abrazo y un poco de tiempos de Luis Miguel Angel va buscando trabajo de los equipos
Sowie bout ert! Hahaha makes me laugh every time the way he says it :D
jus spat my drink
+R Kavanagh
You are meant to drink it
+Shamic Entertainment That's to mainstream
+R Kavanagh may have been dragon semen
Sorry bout ertttt.
shit.... next gangdam style right here.. give it a day or two :)
+ZaUvek1 It's been two days, where the fuck is our suitcase full of UA-cam money?
Bondi Hipsters aaaahhhh, love you guys. I hope you get all the UA-cam monies! :)
I’m so irritated you can’t get this fully unedited version anywhere but UA-cam now..
Epic rap battles want their song back bro
I'm gluten free.
sorry 'bout it
who do I have to fist??? hahha
Haha bloody gold.. tho where can i score a beanie like that 🤔
Finger sights at the end.
Gluten free = Slap
Got ya
The best fucking music too my ears
Nice
is there a song id
14th September, 15:21: 67 comments, 63.700 views.
I'll return in a few days and I expect this to have millions of clicks.
PS: "illuminatinder" !!! lmao
+MioRaem Only illuminati members on illuminatinder.
Like!!!!
I'm kinda hipster, and i really like this song. Something went wrong.
Why its no more available on yt ? ;(
I like it, but i´m asking... do you have something gluten free?
cool
Plz dont delete this video from yt ok?
Vucuucucu Igugucjc yes never delete
i love minecraf½½½½½