Max Balegde and George Clarkey address hate comments, give thoughts on celebs and dating fake people
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- Опубліковано 8 вер 2024
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OH I came here at the perfect time 💅
i think im doing something wrong but apparently my email adress is inocrrect
The secret is merch 10000%!!
I absolutely agree about Otis and Ruby, they had a much better connection. It was way more authentic when the writers went into Ruby's back story and made her into more of a real person rather than the popular kid. Pam and Jim, and Monica and Chandler from Friends are my favourite couples that feel like acc relationships.
George is chandler 100% and yes Max you’re definitely phoebe and I live for it
If max's surprise guest is jade thirwall ill cry 😭
You guys are always funny but I have giggled so much more than normal to this…literally the best podcast out atm !
Had to interrupt my Grindr conversation to watch this, hope ur happy 🙄
i also think ruby and Otis should be together. Him and Maeve kinda fizzled out
tbf george is right about otis and ruby and the tupperware cool people
Nah, Maeve and Otis are better together (S1-S3 anywhere, S4 kinda fucked around with them)
Yeah true season 4 was too rushed so it messed them up
Ginny and Harry made more sense in the books - she was strong and independent, and she understood he was too and when he needed to be left to his hero complex main character bs. The films never really focused on her enough to have the relationship make sense and it's a shame.
take a shot every time Max or George say "cool" in this video
Best way to spend a Sunday ❤ makes my day so much better
does anyone know if george has a spotify account and if he has public playlists? because i have a feeling he would have good taste in music
idk but lmk if you find out
i doubt i will find out but i gotcha 😘@@elsaa.112
i wish george was real 😞😞😞
He's my black mirror AI boyfriend
@@ItzRobbie05 our black mirror ai boyfriend*
@@m1schahe's all mine
this is so real
I wonder how much money max spends on editing him into the podcast?
George literally unable to form words talking about Mimi Keene lmao
kit connor definitely fits in that tupperware
Can we have Chris Olsen in the pod 🥰
no lie I've often thought that arthurtv was on max' insta story in the past but it turned out to just be Andrew
I saw Max went to Kylie's pop up shop in London! It would be so crazy good if you two could have Kylie on the show! Pleasseeeeeeess
Love you 2 fr, so glad i stumbled across this
22:19 bowl cut bandit i cannot 😂😂😂
your instagram actually doesnt let ppl send voicenotes - says something to do w community guidelines
Cool people Bella Ramsey, Pedro pascal, David tennant
you need to read the books for harry and ginny to make sense!! the movies did her so dirty 😭😭
Alexa Demi is definitely in that Tupperware
22:36 season 4 she does exactly that, the point is that only that particular town is cursed, so she wouldn’t need to do shit in New York
favorite podcast ever
Obsessed with the tuppleware chat 😂😂
As a ginger I wanna thank you for calling the gingers beautiful
I'd never take cool-celebrity-suggestions from either of you, but I still love you both. Lol
Harry and Ginny was so much better in the books!
Max not knowing who harry is genuinely shocked me lmao
YESSS we all agree that Otis should've been with Ruby!! Like come on, Oties and Maeve have grown out of love already ugghh. Love Maeve thoo
If George was real I would say he literally looks like my boyfriend
I can’t find the link anywhere, ive tried on here and Spotify can someone help please 😅
Me neither :/
same
2:55 One of the few times I actually agree with George haha
can any one tell me where the link is bc i can’t see it
same
same
If you follow the Spotify link, the link you're after is in the description there
sorry where i still couldn’t find it
@@teyamarshall8802 assuming you're not already looking there, it should be in the description for the episode
at least GEEORGE will have his own bedroom/bathroom now
I love the Billie appreciation
oh shit max rocking the shrocs
Joe and Dianne are quite literally a match made in heaven, and they are MOST DEFINITELY real and just perfect.
its true, i once kissed max and paid him a tenner
Guys I tried messaging the Insta but it says they have to be following to be able to message :(( maybe that’s why they aren’t getting enough voice memos
follow them then?
@@poppyalsfordi think they mean it has to be like mutual and that they have to follow back
@@poppyalsfordi do it says they have to be following my account for me to send a message
I look for the link every week and can never find it helppp
@@ItzRobbie05 thankssss
@@ItzRobbie05I can’t find it
@@urmumlikesbooks5135 i don't know if you're already looking there but it should be in the description of the episode
Max try and not list anyone but gay icons challenge level impossible 😂
how does max manage to say the same stories in podcasts like 3+ times
i swear he has adhd so probs forgets
13:30 sounds like a vision and Wanda story
Who do we think the guest is?
IM SMOKED N READU
The messages on the pod account says you can’t leave a message until it follows you?? Am I being dumb?
Mimi keene on the pod soon?
I need the merch now
Ahh I have feeling the guest willl either be Ashley Tisdale or Chris Olsen
max im never forgiving you for that kurt and blaine comment
If Miley Cyrus is being dragged down for being on Disney then Zendaya should be too!
(I’m joking)
Hermione was too good to Harry, so she paired him with Ginny lol😅in the books Harry and Ginnys relationship really works .
where’s the link??
If you follow the spotify link, the link you want should be in the description for the episode
😮It's true.. i once snogged Max and he charged me £10💋 (AND £5 for a photo! Thank god you had your card reader at the ready😉)
Where does the link take you to?
Your idea of the cool tupperware box people is neat, but those people aren't my idea of cool at all 😂 It's very subjective though, isn't it. I'd have people like Alice Cooper, Johnny Depp, Robert Downey Jr, Keanu Reeves, Ozzy (if we're allowed deceased people then Chris Cornell and Lemmy too).
not johnny depp
NO WAY THE FIRST COUPLE I THOUGHT OF WAS MARGE AND HOMER
Balegde sounds like that little mix girl doing a Jamaican accent
i think thats where its from - im pretty sure its not his real last name? (i could be wrong, but he makes that joke about his last name all the time)
Also where is the link
Did you find it?
@@niamhkelly7706nope u know where it is
@@niamhkelly7706do you sory
the thrills One horse town 😉
Max have you forgotten Kendall Jenners freaky friday verse?!? NOT COOL.
I thought you werent going to do the intro for a second i almost had a FUCKING HEART ATTACK. dont do that again
Where is this fabled link?
@@ItzRobbie05 it’s not
has GEORGE been able to find a new house with ANDREW/CHRIS???????
I can't find the link 😢😢
WHERE IS THIS LINK
@@ItzRobbie05i sitll can’t see it
@@urmummm5744 if you're not already have a look in the episode description
get kaci jay on the pod!!
100% Billie Eilish at the top of the list. Get Emma Chamberlain on there too
MAX how very dare you! I am a parent of a 12 year old! I am only 34! Am I supposed to not have sex?! Screw that... literally! X
I’m going to get Joe lock is coming on cause he had a problem with flights but probably not 😘love you max not so much George
i feel like lady gaga would fit well in the tupperware
Did they get high for this ep?
I think Jeniffer Lawrence is cool
thanks for the escort advice guys , will be whittling out who it is rebecca style
Im max balegde 0:07
First comment😝
do you want a medal?
I really want to send in a voice memo confession but there’s no option to message you on instagram ?
I cant send you any voice notes on insta cus it says email instead of message, anyone know how to fix this?
Nah it says that for me too, I think they have a setting on Instagram that only certain people can, it's annoying
where is the link?