【VALORANT】 TAGALOG EDITION w/

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  • Опубліковано 27 жов 2024

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  • @telesshiina
    @telesshiina 2 місяці тому +47

    ♾ TIMESTAMPS ♾
    Baka MVP namin 'yan (Timestamps are in English!)
    [INTRO]
    2:31 Hello
    3:09 They were talking in Tagalog before the stream started for warm up
    3:19 Note: To learn more about what "punitin ang cedula" means, read about Cry of Pugad Lawin + they don't know about Philippine history much
    3:44 Note: Octavio mixed up the Jose Rizal quote to another quote "Ang hindi marunong lumingon sa pinanggalingan, di makararating sa pinaroroonan" which means "He who does not know how to look back on their origin, will not reach his destination."
    4:20 Note: Jurard was talking about the Formal Theme Book.
    5:27 Note: This is another Jose Rizal quote which was what Octavio meant to say the 1st time "Ang hindi magmahal sa sariling wika, daig pa ang hayop at malansang isda" which means "He who knows not to love his own language is worse than beasts and putrid fish."
    6:01 Reading Filipino copypastas
    9:22 During the matches, they will be speaking in Tagalog only + practicing before the match
    11:04 Octavio experienced being loud in a computer shop before + reminiscing about games they played in computer shops
    14:03 Trying not to speak in English but they're already failing + what is 'cringe' in Filipino?
    15:20 Note: Jurard was referencing a meme of TV news anchor Mike Enriquez.
    15:59 Jurard doesn't know the PC games that Octavio played before
    17:11 Skit about parents comparing their kid to their older sibling and treating their kids as retirement funds
    20:08 Jurard can only count to 20 and he doesn't know how to translate dates in Tagalog + Octavio is referencing Eat Bulaga theme song
    [GAME]
    1st Match
    22:09 Round 1
    23:42 Jurard: I remember my pet lizard. Lacoste.
    26:46 Round 2
    28:36 Round 3
    29:24 1st Kill
    29:53 Round 4 (Won)
    31:31 Round 5 (Won)
    33:23 Round 6
    35:11 Round 7 (Won)
    36:44 Round 8 (Won)
    38:08 Round 9
    39:14 Jurard: A! I said A! + Octavio: It's because you kept yapping. + Jurard: I told you A! Why are you there? + Octavio: I'm aiming the gun but I can't shoot them! + Jurard: It's because you're stupid! You're shameless! You smell sour/bad!
    Match Result: Defeat
    2nd Match
    41:17 Round 1
    41:53 Jurard: I haven't used Deadlock yet. I don't know how to use him yet. I just saw videos of him on UA-cam- + Octavio What- Don't! Don't! (Note: Jurard was trying to pronounce UA-cam in a Filipino way but he almost said intercourse in Ilonggo.)
    44:06 Round 2
    44:09 Trying to do an anime Tagalog dub skit ft. Doraemon characters
    45:44 Round 3 (Clutch)
    ↳ Jurard: At least I killed someone. Not like others. I'm not saying it's you but I'm saying it's you. + Octavio: But I got shot! + Jurard: Okay, you're right. + Octavio: Don't say hurtful words! + Jurard: Sorry, it's because you guys suck at this game! + Octavio: Our teachers taught us don't say hurtful words but you keep saying- + Jurard: Why? Is he here? + Octavio: Even if he's not here, we should still do what he says because we're good kids. + Jurard: Luh, an attention seeker.
    46:40 1st and 2nd Kill
    47:07 Round 4
    48:21 Round 5
    49:45 3rd Kill
    50:26 Round 6 (Won)
    51:40 Round 7 (Won)
    52:31 4th & 5th Kill
    53:54 Round 8
    Match Result: Defeat

    • @telesshiina
      @telesshiina 2 місяці тому +9

      Note: Wait lang mga lods, mahirap kalaban. Waaaaait!

    • @telesshiina
      @telesshiina 2 місяці тому +6

      3rd Match
      ↳ 56:08 Round 1
      ↳ 59:29 Round 2
      ↳ 1:01:40 Round 3
      ↳ 1:03:30 Round 4 (Won)
      ↳ 1:05:41 Round 5 (Won)
      ↳ 1:06:32 1st Kill
      ↳ 1:07:58 Round 6
      ↳ 1:08:02 Octavio: Nays. N-A-Y-S. + Jurard: Yeah, nais. It's what I want to say. I want to win. That's also my favorite food - corn. Joke joke joke! (Note: Nays sounds like mais which is the Tagalog of corn lol.)
      ↳ 1:09:21 2nd Kill
      ↳ 1:09:38 Round 7
      ↳ 01:10:56 Round 8
      ↳ 1:12:36 Round 9 (Won)
      ↳ 1:14:00 Round 10
      ↳ 1:14:15 Reference: Yu Yu Hakusho Tagalog fandub
      ↳ 1:15:40 3rd Kill
      ↳ 1:15:49 Round 11 (Won)
      ↳ 1:17:32 Round 12
      ↳ 1:18:20 4th Kill
      ↳ 1:19:14 Round 13 (Won)
      ↳ 1:21:03 Round 14 (Won)
      ↳ 1:21:46 5th Kill (This was funny because he brought out a knife instead of a gun.)
      ↳ 1:22:45 Round 15 (Won)
      ↳ 1:24:20 Round 16 (Won)
      ↳ 1:26:00 Round 17
      ↳ 1:27:25 Round 18 (Won)
      ↳ 1:28:09 6th Kill
      ↳ 1:29:35 Round 19
      ↳ 1:31:10 Round 20
      ↳ 1:33:05 Round 21 (Flawless)
      ↳ 1:35:24 Round 22
      ↳ 1:36:29 7th Kill
      Match Result: Defeat
      1:37:03 They don't want to speak in English anymore because they're getting used to speaking in Tagalog
      1:38:18 Octavio's stream is crashing
      4th Match
      ↳ 1:43:00 Round 1 (Won)
      ↳ 1:45:19 1st Kill
      ↳ 1:45:29 Round 2 (Won)
      ↳ 1:47:00 2nd Kill
      ↳ 1:47:20 Round 3 (Won)
      ↳ 1:48:20 3rd Kill
      ↳ 1:48:53 Ruze is in chat
      ↳ 1:49:01 Round 4 (Clutch)
      ↳ 1:50:03 4th Kill
      ↳ 1:50:23 5th Kill
      ↳ 1:50:56 6th Kill
      ↳ 1:51:07 Round 5
      ↳ 1:52:13 7th Kill
      ↳ 1:53:02 Round 6 (Won)
      ↳ 1:53:28 Octavio: The one who owns Cartier. The jewelry brand, right? Cartier. + Jurard: What's that? + Octavio: Brief- I think they're the ones selling briefs? + Jurard: That's called garter, dumbass.
      ↳ 1:54:43 Round 7 (Won)
      ↳ 1:55:42 8th and 9th Kill
      ↳ 1:56:05 Round 8
      ↳ 1:57:19 10th Kill
      ↳ 1:58:26 Round 9
      ↳ 2:00:12 Round 10 (Won)
      ↳ 2:01:43 11th Kill
      ↳ 2:02:08 12th Kill
      ↳ 2:02:25 Round 11
      ↳ 2:03:08 13th Kill
      ↳ 2:04:05 14th Kill
      ↳ 2:04:28 Round 12
      ↳ 2:05:30 15th Kill
      ↳ 2:05:59 Round 13
      ↳ 2:06:59 16th Kill
      ↳ 2:07:49 Round 14
      ↳ 2:09:07 Round 15 (Won)
      ↳ 2:10:41 17th Kill
      ↳ 2:10:49 Round 16 (Clutch)
      ↳ 2:11:55 18th Kill
      ↳ 2:12:21 19th Kill
      ↳ 2:12:30 Round 17
      ↳ 2:12:59 Octavio: I'm cooking tinola. What do prefer, papaya or sayote? + Jurard: To be yours! Yours! (Sayo 'te!) (Note: Jurard was making a pun with sayote. Because sayo means 'yours' and 'te is a shortened form of Ate which is usually said when you're referring to a female who's a bit older than you or your older sister.)
      ↳ 2:13:48 Round 18 (Won)
      ↳ 2:15:05 20th Kill
      ↳ 2:15:13 Round 19 (Won)
      ↳ 2:15:59 21st Kill
      ↳ 2:16:26 22nd Kill
      ↳ 2:16:34 Round 20 (Won)
      ↳ 2:17:31 Jurard's ult
      ↳ 2:18:33 Round 21 (Won)
      ↳ 2:19:00 Note: This is a song by Manny Pacquiao, "Para Sa'yo Ang Laban Na'to" which means "This fight is for you"
      Match Result: Victory (Octavio MVP)

    • @telesshiina
      @telesshiina 2 місяці тому +5

      5th Match
      ↳ 2:21:42 Round 1
      ↳ 2:24:13 1st Kill
      ↳ 2:24:18 2nd Kill
      ↳ 2:25:00 Round 2 (Won)
      ↳ 2:26:29 Round 3
      ↳ 2:27:42 Round 4
      ↳ 2:28:55 3rd Kill
      ↳ 2:29:19 Round 5 (Won)
      ↳ 2:30:12 4th Kill
      ↳ 2:30:32 Round 6 (Won)
      ↳ 2:31:06 5th Kill
      ↳ 2:31:32 6th Kill
      ↳ 2:31:39 7th Kill
      ↳ 2:31:49 Round 7
      ↳ 2:33:08 Round 8
      ↳ 2:34:44 Round 9
      ↳ 2:35:40 8th Kill
      ↳ 2:36:59 Round 10 (Won)
      ↳ 2:38:16 Round 11
      ↳ 2:39:20 9th Kill
      ↳ 2:39:36 Round 12
      ↳ 2:40:50 Round 13
      ↳ 2:42:30 Round 14
      ↳ 2:43:26 10th Kill
      ↳ 2:43:44 Round 15 (Won)
      ↳ 2:44:51 11th Kill
      ↳ 2:45:16 Round 16
      ↳ 2:47:02 12th Kill
      ↳ 2:47:23 Round 17 (Won)
      ↳ 2:48:54 Round 18
      ↳ 2:50:13 Round 19 (Won)
      ↳ 2:51:38 Round 20
      ↳ 2:52:50 13th Kill
      Match Result: Defeat (Jurard MVP)
      [OUTRO]
      2:53:43 They got MVP for both the winning and losing side
      2:53:58 Thanking everyone for watching the stream
      2:56:28 Goodbye

  • @theadmiral4157
    @theadmiral4157 2 місяці тому +13

    1:58:20 crimson dela ruze took over ruze's channel 😂 (look at the live chat in this timestamp)

  • @r4mit0
    @r4mit0 2 місяці тому +3

    Thank you Tavi and Banchou for the fun collab! Oootsu MVP!
    And much appreciated all the translators for your hard work It really helped us a lot to understand their jokes, even though just listening to their voices was already hilarious

  • @Cr0wnie_S4n
    @Cr0wnie_S4n 2 місяці тому +4

    Otsupinoys! Thank you for the tagalog collab stream! Ito ay napakasaya, magulo at masayang-maingay balorant, GGs kayong dalawa 👏👏 Rest well, we love you both always 💙❤️

  • @PeachMango3.14
    @PeachMango3.14 2 місяці тому +6

    Tavi MVP! Thanks for the compshop experience, mga lods
    Shoutout to the translators too

  • @LizAkizsss
    @LizAkizsss 2 місяці тому +4

    Ang sarap Kumain ng pansit Canton habang nanonood nito

  • @jomarkingninjalegendary7347
    @jomarkingninjalegendary7347 2 місяці тому +3

    it's so nice to know 3 languages
    Pero languanges lng 3 languages alam ko 🤣 still studying japanese

  • @SmilingFist
    @SmilingFist 2 місяці тому +3

    Sharawt mga lods

  • @Mello_The_Duck
    @Mello_The_Duck 2 місяці тому +1

    I'm only at 17:56 and I'm already dying of laughter

  • @soramakuto0910
    @soramakuto0910 2 місяці тому +1

    7:40 NYOGING😂🤣

  • @mommywanz
    @mommywanz 2 місяці тому +1

    Huling paglalahok ❌
    Huling bilog ✅

  • @yanorizu
    @yanorizu 2 місяці тому +17

    Why are they talking in tagalog tiktok accent 😂🤧

    • @cathl4953
      @cathl4953 2 місяці тому +3

      Every new thing i learn about this language flabbergasts me, what da heck is a tiktok accent?😅

    • @yanorizu
      @yanorizu 2 місяці тому +7

      ⁠A lot of south elysian tiktokers tend to mimic ai generated tagalog tts voice (intentionally or non intentionally) to the point that they all sound the same when they do voice overs. 1:02:00 is an example, you would notice how their tone always go down at the end of their sentences. ↘️if you would try to listen to tagalog google translate, they sound like that.😂

  • @ayaseyukiya4515
    @ayaseyukiya4515 2 місяці тому +4

    Thank you for the fun collab stream Tavi. Entertaining as always.