and people think that's easy you know I mean the drill instructors popping his top on some shit bird, and you can't help but try not to roll on the floor in Mass histira
So funny seeing how many people think this drill intructor is "roasting' or 'degrating' this recruit when hes actually being a nice dude at the sametime making sure this recruit has the knowledge instilled...
@@Notbatman374 12 hrs a early day😂 its a job that is easily one of the most difficult not just in the Marines but the DOD. Just being on all day, everyday, everythings to 11. Especially at mcrd san diego, its small, eyes over everything always. Youve got weeks of a schedule broke into 15 min blocks you need to have 50-100 guys at without fail. Then your a Marine DI, expectations are through the roof. Your the gatekeeper of who becomes a Marine. Just a daunting responsibility, and its more and impressive once you understand whats going on.
@@hdgskevdb when I was at the recruiting office I saw them having study sessions with guys. later I found out it was because they bombed on the asvab test. I forget the actual scores numbers but were under 25%. I'm pretty dumb, but got a 90% score. I was getting back in the car with him and he didn't even ask me what's up. just goes dont judge those guy's to harshly for needing some tutoring to pass. Then proceed to ask if I knew who was the most decorated guy was in us history. I threw a few names that would be on the list. goes Audie Murphy. guy only had a 4th or 5th grade education and will always a big place in American military history.
Drill instructors are the most awesome creatures. They never sweat. They don't scratch at sandfleas. They never get confused or rattled. At least mine didn't. On reveille we had 2 minutes to get dressed. If anyone was slow when the DI called time, you had to get undressed and start over. One morning the squad leaders and the fire watch quietly woke everyone before reveille. We all got dressed, racks made, gear straightened, and were standing on line at attention when the DI flipped on the lights. He opened his mouth to shout REVEILLE. But when he saw us nothing came out. I had never seen a DI thrown like that. He only said "Eff me dead". Then he shouted "OK MAGGOTS, it's that way,huh? GET UNDRESSED! YOU GOT 4 MINUTES TO GET STRIPPED, THEN DRESS AGAIN!" Then it was 25 squat thrusts for effing with his head. That never happened again. Such cool individuals. Semper Fi.
@sublimephoenix RAH! I would have like to have seen the sweating bit! But you're right about the scratching. One of our JDI's told us, " you can scratch when I scratch". So we watched him. One day my squad leader saw him scratch his neck. It was on! When we got done scratching, it was 50 squat thrusts. Then he said," OK m'fers, you got a freebie, but never again!" And we didn't. About the sweating. In my day our utilities were the old herringbone green cotton. Ours were just plain. But the DIs wore theirs starched!(as we did once we were out of boot and ITR.) I could never see how they did it, but you never saw their utilities wilt. Sure beat the hell outta me as to how. The only thing we recruits starched in boot were our covers, and that was not until 3rd phase! And I'm glad we didn't. The only other starched uniform we wore in boot were the khakis we graduated in. Damn it was hot. I was sure glad when in the late 70's we went to commies. But being old school, I did miss the spit and polish of the starched utilities. Semper Fi.
Believe it or not his personality is the complete opposite he’s a religious man who doesn’t even cuss outside of boot camp it’s just that this was during the height of the war on terrorism so he was extra rough on the recruits
My ex-husband was the drill instructor in Paris Island between 1991 in 1993 and I’m wondering what that term is. “ light duty king”?? it kind of sounds as if the DI was picking on him
@@montrelouisebohon-harris7023 Light duty means there is certain limit you can do while working. Like if you get a blisters on your feet you can’t walk for long time so medical will give you light duty chit (which is small paper work) that says you can only do these certain things says on the chit. In a way the DI is picking on him in respectful way because sometimes you get people who loves to go to medical just to get light duty chit to not do full amount of work. So he calls him light duty king because he loves to not work. It’s funny too
@@IO-zg8mdwhat's the psychology term for when people create an imaginary assumption of someone else so that they can feel like they have a more confident ego?
Look at Rob Riggle, a US Marine, done tours, and his most recent position was drill instructor though I believe he mainly focuses on acting he still would go if called upon by his country no doubt
@@zaynemclearran6200 Means they're always in sick bay, or trying to go to sick bay so they can get out of PT or other daily training(s). Very weak minded people
@@muffcabbage9742 3 DI's screaming at you an inch away from your head is pretty much a standard "Welcome to a new day". And you NEVER give the correct answer. (Unless things have drastically changed in the last 35 years). Fun Fact btw... In "Full Metal Jacket", A lot of Gunny R. Lee Ermey's lines weren't scripted. Kubrick told him "Just do what you normally do". Rumor was when he heard that, Gunny smiled like a junk yard dog who just had his chain taken off. 😂😂😂
Need more arrogant full of themselves folks? If he wasn’t a drill instructor and tried that against a random man he’d be taking a nap real quick. But he gets paid to insult softies that can’t fight back without losing their job.
There was nothing here intimidating about this interaction what so ever 😂 he was simply talking to the man 🤯 My ass would have been doing extra duties or push ups etc. for smiling or laughing
@@IcyTimothyT You've clearly not had an interaction with a DI. Yes they will make you laugh and that's the intimidating part. You'll do a lot more than just extra push ups. you could be a target for all of the DI's for a week strait for simply smiling in these moments. I had a dumbed down version of this in military school. I was a bad kid who couldn't get right. had a moment like this where he told me "You look like you ate so many little debbies that you turned into big debra." I couldn't help but laugh. for a week strait I was forced to bear crawl to chow hall every meal. I became the most stoic cadet in my class after that.
@@joshstabo6931 Brother you don’t know me with all do respect Ive had plenty of interactions with DI and even sat down with the senior drill sergeant talking about our families I’m sorry your experience was so different 🤣 they are not intimidating unless your a pussy
"Whatchu smiling for, something funny? That's the only time I smile, is when somethings funny or I'm getting my 🍆sucked. Somebody sucking yo 🍆?!" - DS Harris A Co 1-46 3rd Plt Ft. Knox, KY, circa 2000.
Come around the corner to see a drill sergeant screaming in trainees face "you've got to be the dumbest mother fker!...." damn wonder what that dude did 😂
@@CausesSideEffectsall your doing is telling everyone your fulfillment in life is authority. Some people actually have passion in their lives that doesn't come from useless pleasures
As soon as the bus pulled up and the TIs came on-board, that was the funniest night of my fucking life. I never heard so much disrespect. Dick Tracy will always be burnt into my brain because some weirdo showed up with a yellow trenchcoat 😂😂😂
@@JL-by6ceyou’re right! That shit was funny! Some of the kids coming in were just dumb as hell and got lots of special attention. Those were really hilarious! I was a little older when I went in, 20 years old, Alf was well prepared by my friends who were already in. So I already knew what to expect in almost every respect so I just went with the flow. But those young and dumb 17-18 year olds who had never been outside their own neighborhoods really had it rough! 😂😂
Everyday life in boot camp. The hardest thing in boot camp was to not laugh when this would happen in formation and you were the next recruit in line. Thats why its so funny now. I didn't know we had corpemen, thank god.
My son is a senior drill sergeant here at Fort Moore. Yes I’ve seen him in action. Never seen so much shit talk lol thanks to all of you for your service.
@@SRT140 trust me mate, it's really not. He's good at intimidation without raising his voice, this short is so uncomfortable but I can't stop watching
I love thecway he looks away for a second. Situational awareness at ALL TIMES! This DI is a BORN LEADER and instructor! His wit, posture, timing and demeanor is PURE PERFECTION! "MOLESKIN???? When you get that at???" Lol...."Hooked you right up, didn't he?" Lmbo.
He don't even have to show any type of aggression for that one 😂 you can hear the disgust and disappointment when he calls him that. "what was so hard about that?" had them "bro are you serious? That's the easiest part" tones to it.
I remember my father telling me that in his first day of boot camp that his drill instructor asked the privates if any of them wanted to call their mama before the fun began. Well a few did and he stuck them out on a hill screaming mama for an hour.
Adjusting & all that bull crap??? 😂😂 you mean like three or four drill instructors yelling in your ear all at once?? Oh my!!! that wouldn’t bother me unless I had a headache. My mom always said I have the patience of Job, and I told her not to compare me to anybody biblical. I never got rattled easily at all until I had children and then I worried more than ever with my puppy dogs and the kids.
@@montrelouisebohon-harris7023 the worst part is all 4 are barking different orders 😂 There was one kid that basically was out two days after arrival because he started crying when a bunch of DIs were screaming and giving different orders. He didn't know how to complete them all and it just overwhelmed him. He just crashed out. I felt for him as a human being, but the scenario was outright hilarious to see in real time.
The scariest drill instructor doesn’t yell at you. He roasts the shit out of you Edit: thanks for 10k likes. May you all receive sloppy toppy in your future
The scariest was always the quiet one. He spoke in a clear and calm voice, never yelled, no matter what he was doing. God help the man who didn't listen closely. The consequences were dire. The pain was real.
Basic definitely got fun around week 2 when the routine started to just fall in place. Nothing better than seeing the rainbow flights on zero week knowing they're gonna get sorted out.
What he is doing with his jaw is to see if the recruited smiles they test the shit out of you and make sure you you keep a straight face and you better keep a straight face because you're fighting for our freedom and all these joke comments you would not make it nowhere in the army brother
Came from a rough home. Lost my at mother at 8 in a car accident Grandma got custody. My grandmother was extremely abusive-physically, mentally, emotionally from 8 on. She made the drill Sergeant so much easier to take. In my head IN MY HEAD I THOUGHT "My grandmother would eat you alive" , though I guess she made things kinda easy. Only thing I had trouble with was something I had no control over but passed. ☣️ The people who had the hardest time or didn't make it- had never been yelled at in their lives. It was a shock to their systems being called a name or even nickname. In the end, I found something I really needed -a family This came from a young man from my hometown. A young Marine. Love you BW
Realizing you are more capable than you thought you were is the hardest thing. They push you and you realize you can handle it and think, that wasn’t so bad.
@@GCustomAirsoftthis. Our mind is the weakest and strongest organ in our bodies. It is very practical. The brain says, This sucks. Tell the body to stop. But when the body doesn't stop and the mind fails the mindtrick, new levels are achieved. I think easily our mind limits us to 40-50% output and uncomfortableness. But once you master the mind to tell the mind to shut up and keep going, it's superhuman.
Yall being serious? I can't tell if it's a joke or not.. but in case it's not yall are tripping lol. Treat boot camp like a game. There's not much thats physically difficult about it unless your a fat boy going in. Seeking peanut putter pouches from the chow hall. If you don't treat them fucking with you like a game then it may get to you.
@elsvaughn7959 True for the most part. Weird is better than being a beta soy-boy, though. These other branches are so watered down nowadays, any rando trannie can get through.
Not the sir sandwich, AF called it glazing tbh, either sir at the beginning or at the end, it showed respect instead of brown nosing. Do with that what you will.
You were hard in training hunh? Being around a bunch of sweaty recruits turns you on hunh? You a fruit loop cadet? You tried having a field day during field week? It wouldn’t have come across like you think. They’d find a way to roast you anyway. 😂
It's incredible how drill instructors can improv the most hilarious roasts just out of the ether. They should all have second careers as stand-up comics.
The sarcastic awwwww followed by the , so what did ya do to protect your feet in a voice that screams , minuscule effort of showing compassion , has me dead 💀 😂
This guys name is sgtt nichols he’s actually one of the nicest most compassionate guys you’ll ever meet he’s the complete opposite of his drill instructor persona
Lol, the SDI was asking his recruit what HE did to protect his feet, not what the coremen did to repair them....the recruit had that coming to be honest...
Not even showing compassion it's a roast, he's saying "fuck you for not listening to us when we say protect your fucking feet all the time". Absolute megamind
You all gotta understand that in this video, they are at the end of training. they've most likely graduated and are just chatting because theres no more pressure. Its one of the best things when youre finally able to just chat respectfully to your drill instructor. Yeah youre still on edge but they respect you now because you passed
@@JaviSancho93 then they are very close to graduating. Probably has completed all requirements. Doesn't change the fact that the DI and the recruit are just chilling and chatting like men
0369MSgt: In 1974, I graduated from MCRD Parris island, and our Senior Drill Instructor kept his foot in our asses right up to the day we graduated. There is such a thing as a "polite talk". It's A Marine Thing!
I graduated Basic back in 2014 and there was a black and white difference in my Drill's attitude. Still woke up at 0500 and pt'd but the focus was graduation rehearsal. My Senior Drill was the showy type and threatened to just walk us out without cadence if we didn't sound off
I'll never understand why some civilians think they are so tough talking thru a keyboard if you was really that tough you would've went thru boot Camp instead of saying dumb shit
That literally happened to me in the army I spent so much time laughing at their jokes they stopped smoking me because I said if u want me to stop laughing you gotta stop telling all these damn jokes. I still haven’t learned the lesson I think they wanted to teach cause that shit still funny to this day. I def did 300 push ups one day.
Being a drill sergeant is being 90 percent improv shit talker
And thr other 10% is to pretend you're chewing gum
Poor guy actually thinks he is funny
@@fattiddies85 lmao
He's a drill instructor DI
Are you sure that's right? Because I obit ever heard those bastards yelling and only a few times was any of it clever and loud at the same time
The hardest part about boot camp is keeping a straight face in times like these.
I'm saying. I got smoked for smirking so much 😂😂 and not even laughing just barely smirking.
and people think that's easy you know I mean the drill instructors popping his top on some shit bird, and you can't help but try not to roll on the floor in Mass histira
and then it's everybody on the prey deck every swinging dick oh yeah man those are the days
Had no choice but to be strong. I remember laughing so loud one day, that everyone had to push Texas until I stopped. @@vincemcgraw3826
Core muscles had to activate to keep from letting it out. I remember my sides burning several times a day. @@roberteschenko6697
When drill sergeants are in a good mood they use sarcasm
And in a bad mood, they use comedy. And lots of pain...
Thats a Drill Instructor
*instructor
Drill Instructor! Oooorahhhh
Drill instructor
The internal strength it took him to say bull crap instead of bullshit was tough 😂
Are they not allowed to say shit?
@@devxplayerdevelopmentcameras change a lot
That “awwww” was so degrading in the most subtlest of ways😂😂
Not really bozo
Nah “sick bay commando” hurt him worse
Lol
That fake sympathy sound meant there wasn’t gonna be no sympathy 😂
So funny seeing how many people think this drill intructor is "roasting' or 'degrating' this recruit when hes actually being a nice dude at the sametime making sure this recruit has the knowledge instilled...
"Light duty king"
I'm going to borrow that insult.
I was gonna like but you’re at 69 likes just know this is the 70th like!!!
154th
That killed me! 🤣🤣🤣
Like #177 reporting for duty, sir! 🫡
Bro I'm dying from that line 🪖
we used light duty queen, even more of an insult
When they make their voices like that i fucking die 😭😭
Why does he change his voice...he looks and sounds like a teenager..lol
@@hemaloid419 this is what happens to your vocal chords when you scream at the top of your lungs for a 12 hour shift. Every day.
@@Notbatman374 12 hrs a early day😂 its a job that is easily one of the most difficult not just in the Marines but the DOD. Just being on all day, everyday, everythings to 11. Especially at mcrd san diego, its small, eyes over everything always. Youve got weeks of a schedule broke into 15 min blocks you need to have 50-100 guys at without fail. Then your a Marine DI, expectations are through the roof. Your the gatekeeper of who becomes a Marine. Just a daunting responsibility, and its more and impressive once you understand whats going on.
@@hemaloid419 If you ever would like to learn about what baby faced soldiers are capable of. I'd suggest learning about a man named Audie Murphy.
@@hdgskevdb when I was at the recruiting office I saw them having study sessions with guys. later I found out it was because they bombed on the asvab test. I forget the actual scores numbers but were under 25%. I'm pretty dumb, but got a 90% score. I was getting back in the car with him and he didn't even ask me what's up. just goes dont judge those guy's to harshly for needing some tutoring to pass. Then proceed to ask if I knew who was the most decorated guy was in us history. I threw a few names that would be on the list. goes Audie Murphy. guy only had a 4th or 5th grade education and will always a big place in American military history.
Drill instructors are the most awesome creatures. They never sweat. They don't scratch at sandfleas. They never get confused or rattled. At least mine didn't. On reveille we had 2 minutes to get dressed. If anyone was slow when the DI called time, you had to get undressed and start over. One morning the squad leaders and the fire watch quietly woke everyone before reveille. We all got dressed, racks made, gear straightened, and were standing on line at attention when the DI flipped on the lights. He opened his mouth to shout REVEILLE. But when he saw us nothing came out. I had never seen a DI thrown like that. He only said "Eff me dead". Then he shouted "OK MAGGOTS, it's that way,huh? GET UNDRESSED! YOU GOT 4 MINUTES TO GET STRIPPED, THEN DRESS AGAIN!" Then it was 25 squat thrusts for effing with his head. That never happened again. Such cool individuals. Semper Fi.
Shit gave me chills, fucking parris island. 😅
Sad u think that was cool being a robot clown .. do as i say 🤡
Semper Fi indeed heh heh heh
my uncle was a DI. went to Vietnam 3 times, retired as a Brigadier General.
such a good, solid, kind man.
@sublimephoenix RAH! I would have like to have seen the sweating bit! But you're right about the scratching. One of our JDI's told us, " you can scratch when I scratch". So we watched him. One day my squad leader saw him scratch his neck. It was on! When we got done scratching, it was 50 squat thrusts. Then he said," OK m'fers, you got a freebie, but never again!" And we didn't. About the sweating. In my day our utilities were the old herringbone green cotton. Ours were just plain. But the DIs wore theirs starched!(as we did once we were out of boot and ITR.) I could never see how they did it, but you never saw their utilities wilt. Sure beat the hell outta me as to how. The only thing we recruits starched in boot were our covers, and that was not until 3rd phase! And I'm glad we didn't. The only other starched uniform we wore in boot were the khakis we graduated in. Damn it was hot. I was sure glad when in the late 70's we went to commies. But being old school, I did miss the spit and polish of the starched utilities. Semper Fi.
“Sick Bay Commando” “Light Duty King Right Derr” Fcking Love this Gunns
Bro if you served you understand 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👀👀
@@LjSmithOfficial Oh you served?
this lil dude isn't the gunns
@@mdh1775Yes he has, he’s the waiter at my local Applebee’s.
😆
This dude was born to do this.
He’s witty and a quick thinker and he looks like a drill sergeant too. As soon as you see him you know you’re fkd
Believe it or not his personality is the complete opposite he’s a religious man who doesn’t even cuss outside of boot camp it’s just that this was during the height of the war on terrorism so he was extra rough on the recruits
@@Lolzzz483believe it or not, he was also never deployed at any point before being a DI.
No it was drilled into him. 😂 He used to be a light duty king.
@@paladinezrah4874 isn’t every body with his job title on light duty lol. Don’t he F sit at a desk and make phone calls while he’s not barking orders😂
That man's face is 21 but his soul is 50. 😂
And sooooo punchable
Done a lot, seen a lot
He's just copying someone he's met or copying from a group of individuals he admires
@@craigcombes is he supposed to do the opposite? A drill instructor is a drill instructor. 😂 Is he supposed to be talking about something else?
Acts like a kid honestly
More of this DI, please! I could watch him all day
“Light duty king” is one of the best insults I’ve ever heard 😂
That was my exact comment 😂😂😂
Glad I’m not the only one who caught it. In bootcamp there’s always the couple light duty kings.
I laughed so hard at this.
Lolol
That's why so many service members leave with no idea about compensation.
"Sick Bay Commando"
"Light Duty King"
🤣😂 👑 💯🏆
Walking demerit chit
😂😂😂
Thanks for not saying "thanks for the "likes.
Here's another like for yuh Peter👍
My ex-husband was the drill instructor in Paris Island between 1991 in 1993 and I’m wondering what that term is. “ light duty king”?? it kind of sounds as if the DI was picking on him
@@montrelouisebohon-harris7023 Light duty means there is certain limit you can do while working. Like if you get a blisters on your feet you can’t walk for long time so medical will give you light duty chit (which is small paper work) that says you can only do these certain things says on the chit. In a way the DI is picking on him in respectful way because sometimes you get people who loves to go to medical just to get light duty chit to not do full amount of work. So he calls him light duty king because he loves to not work. It’s funny too
You know when these guys approached you like this, nothing good was coming of it. The quieter they got, the scarier they got...
Yep. Im a USAF Vet and i was more intimidated by the quiet Instructors than the loud ones.
@@crazyman7671Lmao this guy said Air Force😭😂
@@Kxngcjs🤣🤣🤣
@Kxngsoria i dont see you joining any branch just talking shit tho 😂
My father is AF Vet too, he said shit was scarier 29 years ago compared to today
I have a very good friend that's a drill sergeant... They fcking love their jobs.. 😎😂😂😂
Man, I wish i would have gone that route. I regret it and hear the same thing. I'd guess your friend is Army and not a DI?
Yall are so gay bruh😂😂😂 drill sergeants make me cringe so hard, like bro chill
Indeed they do 😂
“You was sick bay commando” 😂😂😂😂😂
He went to that deduction real quick. Maybe too quick - like he’d been a sick bay commando himself
@@IO-zg8mdbro shut up he's on the wind up 😂 always some telepath who thinks he can see someones entire life story through their eyes 😂
We called them sick call rangers in the Army rofl
@@boshboshbosh1 life story? Tf. Relaax, it's just one little small detail. Dude's just joking man, c'mon. It was probably accurate, too.
@@IO-zg8mdwhat's the psychology term for when people create an imaginary assumption of someone else so that they can feel like they have a more confident ego?
Drill instructors could probably be some of the best comedians ever
Unless you are the one standing in front of them as the butt of every joke!😂😂😂😂
R Lee Ermey made a pretty good career out of it
Facts
@@drewh03 haha
Look at Rob Riggle, a US Marine, done tours, and his most recent position was drill instructor though I believe he mainly focuses on acting he still would go if called upon by his country no doubt
"Sick bay commando" had him stumped 😂
amazing hahaha
"Sick Bay Commando, Light Duty King" is common terminology
What does it mean😂
@@zaynemclearran6200 Means they're always in sick bay, or trying to go to sick bay so they can get out of PT or other daily training(s). Very weak minded people
But the answers the soldier gives ... omg. Blisters ...
“Hooked you right up. Yup yup light duty king there!” 😅😅
Drill instructors are the best thing about boot camp. They talk shit even when you do good 😂
When your DI isn't yelling at you... You know you REALLY FKD UP 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Is he not gonna be the one that is actually mad 😅
It's when 3 drill instructors are each an inch from your head yelling at you is when you really fkd up
@@muffcabbage9742 3 DI's screaming at you an inch away from your head is pretty much a standard "Welcome to a new day". And you NEVER give the correct answer. (Unless things have drastically changed in the last 35 years).
Fun Fact btw... In "Full Metal Jacket", A lot of Gunny R. Lee Ermey's lines weren't scripted. Kubrick told him "Just do what you normally do". Rumor was when he heard that, Gunny smiled like a junk yard dog who just had his chain taken off. 😂😂😂
You really won the PT lottery when they start whispering
100% 😂
"Corpsman hooked you right up didn't he?" That had me rolling 😂🤣
context?
😂😂
Are Marines supposed to be good or something? I almost saw nothing but dead Marines overseas.
@@Bobcat8188No shit, first ones to enter, last ones to leave
@@Bobcat8188where tf were you?
This Country Needs More of This!!!!!
Need more arrogant full of themselves folks? If he wasn’t a drill instructor and tried that against a random man he’d be taking a nap real quick. But he gets paid to insult softies that can’t fight back without losing their job.
one in every school
No doubt, there is no shortage of panzies today
Lmao I’m republican but that’s crazy we don’t need cringy ass mfs like this hell no
Go to bed geezer its passed your bedtime.
That DI is definitely a state trooper now lol.
He's a Pastor
Hes an astronaut
Saw him at Freddy Fasbears..🤦♂️
Lol. He's actually a Pastor tho. He literally found Jesus and married his Christian wife and became a Pastor.
We’re not afraid.
"...Light duty king, right there"
😂☝️
😮😊😅 Cold Shot right there.
🐸
Dd
Laughed so damn hard I sharted.
Always loved the passive aggressive ones 😂 "I'm not saying you shouldn't have that cookie, but do you think you earned that cookie?" Lmao
Eat a HoHo get a NoGo
OOHRAH! I know that guy lol 😂- it’s me
Shit happened to me on Xmas lmao
😂😂😂😂😂
Your sick bro yeah hell
Bruh drill sergeants are an entirely different type of intimidating
Drill instructor
There was nothing here intimidating about this interaction what so ever 😂 he was simply talking to the man 🤯 My ass would have been doing extra duties or push ups etc. for smiling or laughing
@@IcyTimothyTit’s always one. 🙄You going in as a fresh outta high school senior, wouldn’t SHIT been funny.
@@IcyTimothyT You've clearly not had an interaction with a DI. Yes they will make you laugh and that's the intimidating part. You'll do a lot more than just extra push ups. you could be a target for all of the DI's for a week strait for simply smiling in these moments. I had a dumbed down version of this in military school. I was a bad kid who couldn't get right. had a moment like this where he told me "You look like you ate so many little debbies that you turned into big debra." I couldn't help but laugh. for a week strait I was forced to bear crawl to chow hall every meal. I became the most stoic cadet in my class after that.
@@joshstabo6931 Brother you don’t know me with all do respect Ive had plenty of interactions with DI and even sat down with the senior drill sergeant talking about our families I’m sorry your experience was so different 🤣 they are not intimidating unless your a pussy
The condescending mouth movements are everything! 😂
Smoking crack behind closed doors
He coked out
years of training
That's the best part 😂😂
Looks like guys been up for 4 days on Meth to me. Thought was chewing gum at first. Nope!
"Yup, yup. Light duty king right there." 😂😂😂
I was your 1k like
@@HeavyJay1421 “Uuuu uuuu teacher pick me” vibes
@@california_gold are you from California.?
The way he says "field week" is GOLD 😂😂😂
And "mole skins" lol
What a weirdo
He says hell week
@@Bigwormmmmm Ahh.. sounded like Field but since im not in the military I wouldnt know.
@@cambo6911it’s a type of bandaid
@@Bigwormmmmmno he doesnt😂he clearly said field
"Sick bay commando" 😂
Trained comedians. Thats what they are. Brings back memories over 20 years later. They say some funny shit.
"Whatchu smiling for, something funny? That's the only time I smile, is when somethings funny or I'm getting my 🍆sucked. Somebody sucking yo 🍆?!" - DS Harris A Co 1-46 3rd Plt Ft. Knox, KY, circa 2000.
Come around the corner to see a drill sergeant screaming in trainees face "you've got to be the dumbest mother fker!...." damn wonder what that dude did 😂
Well that's a Marine drill instructor. Not much different. That's the easiest I have seen a DI being on a recruit, funny as hell.
C'mon, after 3 straight months of this you know to answer "nothing sir"... lol
Lol, that's a good way to get smoke popped on ya. DI, "nothing... okay, let's fix that recruit."
Some people just can't be taught
Yeah, if you're smart that's how you answer! Don't EVER show weakness in front of them, because i GUARANTEE you, they WILL exploit it!
The first poo after a week of not would probably make drill pause
That part
It’s like being interrogated by a toddler 😂
I know right this dude seems young as hell and he's a drill seargent?
😂😂😂
I knew him personally.. dont know who you are dont care but i promise you that guy could break you in half mentally and physically
@@nonyabiz9487no you didnt
@@nonyabiz9487 I have no obligation to listen to him, so I doubt it
That DI is amazing lmao
Yes he was that was years ago&he served in Combat&is a Christian&retired from the Marines.He has a awesome family&life.
is this clip from a documentary? may i know what the title is, so i could watch it? thanks, bud!
"LiGhT dUtY KiNg RiGhT thErE"😭🤣🤣
yeah I know right I'm rolling on the floor laughing my ass class of 77 San Diego who eeewwwwwfuckenRaaa.
Dude light duty king had me dying😭🤣🤣🤣 damn malingerers
That drill sergeant is exactly where he’s meant to be
Yeah, if you're unable to do anything els but want to have authority you are meant to become a drillinstructor.
@@CausesSideEffectsall your doing is telling everyone your fulfillment in life is authority. Some people actually have passion in their lives that doesn't come from useless pleasures
Thats a drill instructor in the marine Corp. Drill sergeant is army. Can tell because he calls him sir not drill sergeant
Yea... In 20 years 😂
@@trevortourtillott5524Yeah... that eagle, globe, and anchor on his cover might have also clued you in!😊
“Molethkin” 🤣🤣🤣
😂
Lol
Hahah I heard him saying it as I read it. Hilarious.
"Hooked you right up didn't he "😂😂
I had to say this shit out loud! Ahhhhhahahahahaha 🤌🤣😂
"Yup, light duty king righ there" 😂
The hardest part of basic training was not laughing when the DIs would say things they knew was funny AF
As soon as the bus pulled up and the TIs came on-board, that was the funniest night of my fucking life. I never heard so much disrespect. Dick Tracy will always be burnt into my brain because some weirdo showed up with a yellow trenchcoat 😂😂😂
@@JL-by6ceyou’re right! That shit was funny! Some of the kids coming in were just dumb as hell and got lots of special attention. Those were really hilarious!
I was a little older when I went in, 20 years old, Alf was well prepared by my friends who were already in. So I already knew what to expect in almost every respect so I just went with the flow. But those young and dumb 17-18 year olds who had never been outside their own neighborhoods really had it rough! 😂😂
We had one who would try to make you laugh just so he could smoke you.😂
My DS got in my face and asked if anyone had ever told me my head looks like Roger from American Dad
That was my problem, my DI’s were hilarious at the worst time. I paid for it alright 😂
"Changed my socks and took motrin" was the right answer
Plus drank water, got more training, or got more physical-training
Changed socks and rehydrated
Nope, there is no right answer.
wool socks are dope. nylon & ny/wool for PT
@@fruitingfungi This 🤣🤣🤣
The way he said "Moleskin!" Gets me everytime
And "Hell week?!"
Major Payne vibes
@@S.A.D.i.S.T.I.C dude yes! He sounded exactly like Payne 😂😂
He said when you get that at
Moeskeein
The “yep, yep” gets me
I've probably watched this at least 75 times.
Same lol it’s so funny and true
I at 24 now
I came back 3 months later I got to get in another 25
Sounds gay
You could tell that whole conversation was loaded 😂
Loaded like a turd
They don’t open their mouths without knowing how it’s gonna go
Whatever... still funny as he!!... too funny..
@@timmccoy9881you type like my mom
Everyday life in boot camp. The hardest thing in boot camp was to not laugh when this would happen in formation and you were the next recruit in line. Thats why its so funny now. I didn't know we had corpemen, thank god.
This dude is fking hilarious. Watched this about 50 times just to hear him say, "Light duty king right there"... omfg
It’s the neck yank and same 😂”yep yep Light duty king Right There”😅 🪼
Same
Lmao real shit 😭💀
Drill instructors are the funnies people on Earth…😂 they made it so hard to maintain a military bearing in boot camp 😂
What did that part mean?
My son is a senior drill sergeant here at Fort Moore. Yes I’ve seen him in action. Never seen so much shit talk lol thanks to all of you for your service.
Where the hell is ft Moore?
@@johnwarren6049 it’s Fort Moore, Georgia. It used to be fort Benning.
The subtlety of the head movement and the mouth is perfection. This guy loves what he does and he is great at it.
That's coke
@@SRT140 trust me mate, it's really not.
He's good at intimidation without raising his voice, this short is so uncomfortable but I can't stop watching
The vocal inflection is downright frightening
And I love him for it
how are you analyzing his head and mouth movements bro
This my favorite one right here. "Corpsman hooked up right up didn't he".
@@Smashachuas a former Navy Corpsman, it is indeed spelled "Corpsman".
my grandpa was a drill in vietnam and he hit me with this kind of shit alot lol i love it
You mean during vietnam? I doubt they had much use for drill instructors in the country of Vietnam during the war.
@@DIPPLEDORPthank you for your service to the USGC!
*unnecessary stranger grammar corrections
Sorry about the trauma you experienced. I hope you recover
My dad was in Nam he doesn’t like to talk about it .
What a stupid war .
Like everyone of them the war machine starts ..
@@g0stn0te🤡
Bro major Payne started popping out there at the end
That tiny little "aw" was the set up...brilliant!
Yes. LGBT+ Forever. Happy you liked his little aw moaning.
@@Gent47😂😂
@@Gent47tf???
This Dude's a Trip. I can sense his intelligence and the love of Psychological warfare. Psy Ops Right There.😂
What intelligence? There's nothing between those ears
@@DarthStew96what makes you say that?
@@chrisbeatty743he joined the military 😂
I was 37f and I don't doubt it 😂 there are those of us that left, and those that stayed to be this man.
@@2_NeNe_5Guarentee half the military has a higher iq than you.
The “Yep” is the best part 😂
Yep, YEP!
I think he laid a log in his pants on that second yep
Sick bay commando
I love thecway he looks away for a second. Situational awareness at ALL TIMES! This DI is a BORN LEADER and instructor! His wit, posture, timing and demeanor is PURE PERFECTION! "MOLESKIN???? When you get that at???" Lol...."Hooked you right up, didn't he?" Lmbo.
Froggy voice is the best.😂
Permanently damaged his voice box 😂
3rd Battalion I Company, P.I.R.D !😜
“Field week?” “Mold skin?” “Corbin?” Lmaoo
3rd Battalion DI's signature voice ! Semper Fi! 😂
Lol I love when the frog voice comes out 😂
“Molthkin” - that was almost a Mike Tyson impression- had me rollin 🤣
Soon as I read this comment he said it and I fckn chuckled 😂
Some guys are born to do a job.
“Light duty king right there”! 😂😂 calling out the slackers
The first thing my SOI instructor told us, "Your Drill Instructor was a squared-away cook. Forget every-fucking-thing he told you about the Corps."
i was slacker lol but no damn sick bay comando lol wanted nothing to do with that shit lol
Love that comment lol light duty king
He don't even have to show any type of aggression for that one 😂 you can hear the disgust and disappointment when he calls him that. "what was so hard about that?" had them "bro are you serious? That's the easiest part" tones to it.
waaaa his butt hurts he cant go marching wtf the wussy lol@@dspock
I remember my father telling me that in his first day of boot camp that his drill instructor asked the privates if any of them wanted to call their mama before the fun began. Well a few did and he stuck them out on a hill screaming mama for an hour.
😂😂😂😂
😂😂 i can see that trap coming a mile away
😂😂😂
It should probably be a sign that the military isn’t for you if you’re wanting to call your mom when you’re at basic.
This is hilarious
I get the feeling there’s no correct way to respond to this guy
Nah
You’re learning quickly how boot camp works. Nothing is ever correct
Changed my sock, tied my boots back up and Adjusted some more sir!
Staying on your good side sir. Is a good one.
😂😂
My son just graduated drill instructor school he is now a drill instructor. And yes it came with some attitude., so proud.
That D.I. gives off absolutely insane vibes lol
He a methhead
"Nothing, Sir. I loved all of it Sir. Especially your smiling face Sir"
Haha
That’s fun-AY!
I would of heard… i am a non commissioned officer, do not call me sir in a full scream lol. Yes drill sergeant
Adjusting & all that bull crap??? 😂😂 you mean like three or four drill instructors yelling in your ear all at once?? Oh my!!! that wouldn’t bother me unless I had a headache. My mom always said I have the patience of Job, and I told her not to compare me to anybody biblical. I never got rattled easily at all until I had children and then I worried more than ever with my puppy dogs and the kids.
@@montrelouisebohon-harris7023 the worst part is all 4 are barking different orders 😂 There was one kid that basically was out two days after arrival because he started crying when a bunch of DIs were screaming and giving different orders. He didn't know how to complete them all and it just overwhelmed him. He just crashed out. I felt for him as a human being, but the scenario was outright hilarious to see in real time.
The scariest drill instructor doesn’t yell at you. He roasts the shit out of you
Edit: thanks for 10k likes. May you all receive sloppy toppy in your future
Right in your ear, nobody can hear it, that’s how you know he’s doing it for himself 😂
He’s phase 3, that’s why he’s not crushing his soul. The DI is waiting for quarterdeck time after this 😂
On God. Yes sir
The scariest was always the quiet one. He spoke in a clear and calm voice, never yelled, no matter what he was doing. God help the man who didn't listen closely. The consequences were dire. The pain was real.
D.i. = Dumb Idio t
Once he hears the recruit respond the frog voice comes out 😭💀
There's something unnerving when a Drill talks normal...it always feels like I'm walking right into a trap
Yep
Because it is a trap lol
Basic training is by far the most fun thing that id never wanna do again
Ya good way to put it 😂
That's exactly what I tell people what basic was like 😂
Basic definitely got fun around week 2 when the routine started to just fall in place. Nothing better than seeing the rainbow flights on zero week knowing they're gonna get sorted out.
Well stated. I can totally agree.
Honestly. At 42, id take the vacation from my life and spend 9 weeks in BCT again.
His delivery, enunciation, facial expressions, everything was on point
Really on point, super douchey too
Yup he’s good.
@Bringmedeath801 hes good? Good at what?
@@privateprivate1865being a hardass like all other DI, with or without the voice
@@bluberi9159 is that admirable?
"Field week?!" His voice kills me 😂
His voice keep changin like he trying not to throw up a demon
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The few,the proud,the marines💪💪😂
He is, because all he wants to do is make the kid scream for his life. He’s holding that back for the camera. 😂
What he is doing with his jaw is to see if the recruited smiles they test the shit out of you and make sure you you keep a straight face and you better keep a straight face because you're fighting for our freedom and all these joke comments you would not make it nowhere in the army brother
I love this dude lmfao "light duty king right there"
Dude immediately you know things are bad when the Drill Instructor is talking to him like that. 😂
Yep 😂
Came from a rough home. Lost my at mother at 8 in a car accident Grandma got custody. My grandmother was extremely abusive-physically, mentally, emotionally from 8 on. She made the drill Sergeant so much easier to take. In my head IN MY HEAD I THOUGHT "My grandmother would eat you alive" , though I guess she made things kinda easy. Only thing I had trouble with was something I had no control over but passed. ☣️
The people who had the hardest time or didn't make it- had never been yelled at in their lives. It was a shock to their systems being called a name or even nickname.
In the end, I found something I really needed -a family
This came from a young man from my hometown. A young Marine. Love you BW
DI's are the ultimate trolls i swear 😂😂
Maybe lol 😂
Ong 😂
Realizing you are more capable than you thought you were is the hardest thing. They push you and you realize you can handle it and think, that wasn’t so bad.
You always got 40% more in you
There's always a moment that when pushed through has momentum on the other side so far in excess of the effort.. it's wild
@@GCustomAirsoftthis. Our mind is the weakest and strongest organ in our bodies.
It is very practical. The brain says, This sucks. Tell the body to stop.
But when the body doesn't stop and the mind fails the mindtrick, new levels are achieved. I think easily our mind limits us to 40-50% output and uncomfortableness.
But once you master the mind to tell the mind to shut up and keep going, it's superhuman.
Yall being serious? I can't tell if it's a joke or not.. but in case it's not yall are tripping lol. Treat boot camp like a game. There's not much thats physically difficult about it unless your a fat boy going in. Seeking peanut putter pouches from the chow hall. If you don't treat them fucking with you like a game then it may get to you.
It’s the truth I remember doing a ruck sack thinking fuck I can’t do this shit, next thing you know it’s over and you did it
Marines get the most abuse and the least support. From the top right on down. Bless them.
Marines make do. You want logistics, join the Army.
That's bc they're weirdos
@@elsvaughn7959you're useless lmao
Marines don't need support. They are the support.
@elsvaughn7959 True for the most part. Weird is better than being a beta soy-boy, though. These other branches are so watered down nowadays, any rando trannie can get through.
I fucking appreciate and respect the hell out of all of yall!!!! You know who you are!
“Light Duty King” right there 😂😂 fuck I miss boot 💀
"Sir the hardest thing in training is myself sir" you had your moment champ
mmm nah the drill instructor would call you a fruit loop forever lol he'd put you in the navy lol
Try it. lmao
I'm bricked up right now sir!!!
Not the sir sandwich, AF called it glazing tbh, either sir at the beginning or at the end, it showed respect instead of brown nosing. Do with that what you will.
You were hard in training hunh? Being around a bunch of sweaty recruits turns you on hunh? You a fruit loop cadet? You tried having a field day during field week?
It wouldn’t have come across like you think. They’d find a way to roast you anyway. 😂
"light duty king right there" 😆☠️
@@diegochavarria9291The man is weak and should be home with his Mama!
He was being nice. Having a good day.
A guy that found his calling is a beautiful thing
It's incredible how drill instructors can improv the most hilarious roasts just out of the ether. They should all have second careers as stand-up comics.
Look up the actor Rob Riggle. He plays the teacher in 21 jump street whos behind the drugs. Dudes hilarious and was formally in the marine corps
When you dedicate your life to being a garbage person, comedy is easy
@@jorbus Must not be true cause you're not funny
Because they enjoy what they do
Did you flunk out? @@jorbus
The sarcastic awwwww followed by the , so what did ya do to protect your feet in a voice that screams , minuscule effort of showing compassion , has me dead 💀 😂
This guys name is sgtt nichols he’s actually one of the nicest most compassionate guys you’ll ever meet he’s the complete opposite of his drill instructor persona
Lol, the SDI was asking his recruit what HE did to protect his feet, not what the coremen did to repair them....the recruit had that coming to be honest...
@@rantional8180moleskin bandages are how you protect blisters
Not even showing compassion it's a roast, he's saying "fuck you for not listening to us when we say protect your fucking feet all the time". Absolute megamind
@P0dm0ments so he's a psychopath. Can turn into...this , at the drop of a pin
That DI frightens me. He’s so calm and sinister at the same time
That level of calmness paired with the way he’s cocking his jaw around would scare the shit out of me.
You should probably get out more if that scares you
Cuz you know he’s itching for conflict!! lol
What a 🐈 😂 yo....don't ADMIT that
😅😂 wtf
@@Blessedbytheagent crazy how you actually don’t know shit about him but assumed all that
“Sick bay commando” 😂🤣😅
This dude's a riot
Oh man I’ll take some blisters on my feet any day of the week man. They feel so good.
That's a tough kid...Glad we still have young men with guts these days...bless them
You all gotta understand that in this video, they are at the end of training. they've most likely graduated and are just chatting because theres no more pressure. Its one of the best things when youre finally able to just chat respectfully to your drill instructor. Yeah youre still on edge but they respect you now because you passed
He's still saying This Recruite, hasn't graduated yet...
@@JaviSancho93 then they are very close to graduating. Probably has completed all requirements. Doesn't change the fact that the DI and the recruit are just chilling and chatting like men
0369MSgt: In 1974, I graduated from MCRD Parris island, and our Senior Drill Instructor kept his foot in our asses right up to the day we graduated. There is such a thing as a "polite talk". It's A Marine Thing!
It's a video, he had to hesitate to say bullcrap lol they "arnt allowed to swear". Take the camera away....
I graduated Basic back in 2014 and there was a black and white difference in my Drill's attitude. Still woke up at 0500 and pt'd but the focus was graduation rehearsal. My Senior Drill was the showy type and threatened to just walk us out without cadence if we didn't sound off
There’s a 0% chance I wouldn’t get the dogshit smoked out of me for cracking a smile. This DI is pure comedy gold.
You’ve be surprised. Hahah lack of sleep, being busy makes one very very compliant.
This dude seems intense like could go from casual conversation to snatching your soul in 2 seconds
"The hardest part is not laughing when a DI gets in your face, sir."
No time in the Marine corp I take it..
@@wyohunter6627 joke...
I'll never understand why some civilians think they are so tough talking thru a keyboard if you was really that tough you would've went thru boot Camp instead of saying dumb shit
@@justinwebster7761 Did you forget what a joke was in boot camp? Because I'm pretty sure most of us didn't.
@Arbidarb no im good at detecting sarcasm or jokes but it's almost impossible to detect context thru txt
I couldn’t take him seriously I’d be dead from all the push-ups 😂
Same with me. 😂😂
That literally happened to me in the army I spent so much time laughing at their jokes they stopped smoking me because I said if u want me to stop laughing you gotta stop telling all these damn jokes. I still haven’t learned the lesson I think they wanted to teach cause that shit still funny to this day. I def did 300 push ups one day.
I know .. I'd be lol'n so hard.
OOHRAH
I wouldnt cause i wouldnt do em lmao
He's slowly reeling this recruit in.
The Froggy Voice will always catch ya off guard