I dare you to count how many times I said "bloblobber" in this video. If you guess right you get... Nothing... but lemme know your thoughts on the bloblobber.
1: 0:09 2: 0:13 3: 0:17 4: 0:21 5: 0:25 6: 0:28 7: 0:40 8: 0:41 9: 0:45 10: 1:06 11: 1:14 12: 1:22 13: 1:25 14: 1:28 15: 1:35 16: 1:39 17: 1:46 18: 1:49 19: 1:51 20: 2:06 21: 2:07 22: 2:11 23: 2:17 24: 2:38 25: 2:40 26: 3:14 27: 3:57 28: 3:57 29: 4:07 30: 4:11 31: 4:23 32: 4:27 33: 4:34 You said boblober 33 times. 9 times in the first minute, 10 times second minute, 6 times third munute, 3 times fourth minute, 5 times in the last minute. Thats an average of 0.1204379562 times every second, and 6.6 times every minute.
Honestly you brought me into liking tbe blob as much as I do. It's really fun to just sling bubbles everywhere and see what happens. Not to mention repawn punishing blob in splatoon 3 is just fun in it of itself lol
Thanks now I know how to use a Bloblobber and maths! Who would say that Splatoon 2 was that educational! XD Bloblobber culture is more than killing some inklings and octos It’s a FULL religion You feel the bloblobber You ARE the bloblobber
how to destroy tub users (if they are on your team) flip your controller walk around in spawn do NOT disconnect (if they are gonna be on the other team) pray you will be with three other Japanese players that are good get popcorn steal the Japanese player's kill if it's the tub wielder mash ZL and seabag for maximum satisfaction i also forgot to mention: pray that there are 0 Japanese players on the other team
how i describe the tub It's worse than *Saron's ring (lord of the rings) *you know who (voldemort from harry potter) *geting three disconnects in one match and they are all from your team and four Japanese players that are extremely competitive on the other team *battling sans in undertale *the hardest octo expansion level (for me its righteous rails station with the bamboozler) *every post in sp1atoon and sp1atoon 2 that make you cringe *paper mario sticker star *paper mario colour splash *all of the above, but combined
Glad there's lots of beautiful Snapper Canal, one of the blob's bestest maps. Love how smooth you talk over that entire script, and how you put good humor into the video to make it fun and informative, mad respect I-I mean... *I'm a 5 year old and I'm offended by you saying that I wave the blob around blindly*
Thanks Vic! I try to include a good mix of both that is entertaining but doesn't lose the point. Oh and you're a 5 year old child you say? Much apologies 🙇
The Kensa sloshing is pretty cool too. It's good to know how to use different types of weapons. Also... YOU WANNA FITE MATE?! I'LL GET MY TICKET AND FLY TO AUSTRALIA SO WE CAN... play splatoon and decide if clam blitz sucks. XD
nah, bloblobber deco is king, especially in tower control. I'm a half baby who turfs the house down but likes to splat everyone because I'm evil. bloblobbers are also fantastic for trolling snipers; get them when they're standing on a grate or sneak up from behind while they're waiting for their glorified stick to charge.
Define “balanced” the minute i see more than one bloblobber I already know to accept defeat. Also bloblobber users should watch this instead of just spamming their godamn bubbles from a far distance reeeee! Get skill (jk jk but seriously)
Tell me about it. I once went up against a whole team of bloblobbler users. Luckily though this was tower control, and the bloblobbler isn't quite as op on tower control as it is on other modes. We still lost though because I really can't avoid 10 million blobs of ink all from different directions! Especially since I'm a 52 gal main which has quite low mobility.
Do a video on how to use the 52 gal like a pro, this weapon is very underrated and people need to appreciate it more. A shooter that can kill in two hits? Great. It has low mobility, but with enough skill, you can work around the lacking mobility.
As a Bloblobber Deco main myself, I bait players by setting down a sprinkler within my range and wait for my prey to break it. I then go in for the splat. Veemo
@@Stereo6400 yeah. You have to be REALLY sneaky I suppose. Sneak up to that player using the bloblobbler and don't let them see you... Make it so that they only see you when they're spectating after dying.
I love the bloblobber I feel like we’re one of the best bloblobbers out their, I’ve been using it lately and I feel like am a monster with I mean we’re monsters with this bathtub
Bloblobber players are a nightmare to me since I'm an octobrush main. Seriously, there's no way for me to get close to them, and my chicken bombs don't help that much.
you know, this might be the weapon for me I was good in math class I'm good at guessing enemies' movements and I like to spread salt but then again I did promise myself to never touch a boblobber after what happened *that time* hmmmm I think I'm gonna break a promise
3:01 Did you actually sit in audacity and record yourself spamming buttons on a calculator? Now that's how a real Bloblober main plays. Gotta use all them Trig Ratios, Inverse Trig and Pythagorean Theorem formulas to get the epic victory royale!
Uhh no, that wouldn't be my first choice. Tower control is probably the worst mode for the bloblobber but it's decent for everything else. Unless you're really good at angling the bubbles. I'd recommend a blaster.
Alphastar716:I HAVE A MASTERS DEGREE IN MATHOLAGY haters:he stupid he can not use english *dislikes* me:*with my smart elic tone*WELL he never said he was good at english he said math is what he's good at*screams*NOW YOU WILL LIKE THIS VIDEO HE HAS PUT IN A LOT OF EFFORT hi alpha just stating what i think happens
I dare you to count how many times I said "bloblobber" in this video. If you guess right you get...
Nothing... but lemme know your thoughts on the bloblobber.
I counted 39 "bloblobber"
Edit: watched it again and counted 37
20 boi
And I'm bad at counting
I lovevthe blob. Its my main. Like 200ish wins, 288k ink turfed.
I counted "Bloblobber" as many times as I get splatted by one in a match.
1: 0:09
2: 0:13
3: 0:17
4: 0:21
5: 0:25
6: 0:28
7: 0:40
8: 0:41
9: 0:45
10: 1:06
11: 1:14
12: 1:22
13: 1:25
14: 1:28
15: 1:35
16: 1:39
17: 1:46
18: 1:49
19: 1:51
20: 2:06
21: 2:07
22: 2:11
23: 2:17
24: 2:38
25: 2:40
26: 3:14
27: 3:57
28: 3:57
29: 4:07
30: 4:11
31: 4:23
32: 4:27
33: 4:34
You said boblober 33 times. 9 times in the first minute, 10 times second minute, 6 times third munute, 3 times fourth minute, 5 times in the last minute.
Thats an average of 0.1204379562 times every second, and 6.6 times every minute.
The best way to use the bloblobber is click the ZR button until it breaks. Once that happens, buy another controller and repeat.
That’s the best way to use a brush
Me a kensa octobrush main and bloblober main on a lite: 😿😧😱😫😭
@TYUNN1NG buy an original switch and copy all the data you had.. lol
I used bloblobber and octobrush so much that I can’t even hold drifts in Mario kart
Bloblober mains: blob takes *G E O M E T R Y* IM SMARRRRT
"Coming in like an assassin"
*Alpha inserts a video of me rolling in on a pink tricycle*
Imao you can't be anymore of an assassin than that XD
Who needs the bloblobber when you got that *hair*
How about both 😯
isn't alpha's hair a bloblobber??\_:1_/
People who have the hair
*sees opposite team is entirely bloblobbers*
That's enough Splatoon for today!
XD
Well even if the bloblobber is op, there can't be anything worse than fighting a whole team of Japanese snipers? Right?
0:24 hOw dArE yOu
Hehehe I had to include your thumbnail in that part XD
Nice bath
BLOBY BOI
Math in a nintindo video game
Odd1sout joined chat,
Honestly you brought me into liking tbe blob as much as I do. It's really fun to just sling bubbles everywhere and see what happens. Not to mention repawn punishing blob in splatoon 3 is just fun in it of itself lol
defiantly just created a cult
But as a dualie main, im okay with this and accept our new bloblobber overlords
We will try to make peace with you are dualie using adversaries.
When the bloblobber first came out, I was a god
But now I get killed every time I lob lawful blob blobs of blobiness
Thanks now I know how to use a Bloblobber and maths!
Who would say that Splatoon 2 was that educational! XD
Bloblobber culture is more than killing some inklings and octos
It’s a FULL religion
You feel the bloblobber
You ARE the bloblobber
Well said
Beautiful words
how to destroy tub users
(if they are on your team)
flip your controller
walk around in spawn
do NOT disconnect
(if they are gonna be on the other team)
pray you will be with three other Japanese players that are good
get popcorn
steal the Japanese player's kill if it's the tub wielder mash ZL and seabag for maximum satisfaction
i also forgot to mention: pray that there are 0 Japanese players on the other team
how i describe the tub
It's worse than
*Saron's ring (lord of the rings)
*you know who (voldemort from harry potter)
*geting three disconnects in one match and they are all from your team and four Japanese players that are extremely competitive on the other team
*battling sans in undertale
*the hardest octo expansion level
(for me its righteous rails station with the bamboozler)
*every post in sp1atoon and sp1atoon 2 that make you cringe
*paper mario sticker star
*paper mario colour splash
*all of the above, but combined
Glad there's lots of beautiful Snapper Canal, one of the blob's bestest maps. Love how smooth you talk over that entire script, and how you put good humor into the video to make it fun and informative, mad respect
I-I mean... *I'm a 5 year old and I'm offended by you saying that I wave the blob around blindly*
Thanks Vic! I try to include a good mix of both that is entertaining but doesn't lose the point.
Oh and you're a 5 year old child you say? Much apologies 🙇
Trigonometry.....NOOOOOOOOO!
I remember it all too well.
>:)
Bloblobber: *exists*
Hair stuck in drain: *I'm bout to end this kid's whole career*
Btw drink a pint of alcohol whenever he says "bloblobber"
who needs a bloblobber when you have splatoon 2 and alphastar716
* i use the bloblobber because im sans in splatoon 2, making the joke 'wanna have a *bath* time?' so y e a h
Personally I like the Kensa Sloshing Machi- wait wrong video.
WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT CLAM BLITZ?!
The Kensa sloshing is pretty cool too. It's good to know how to use different types of weapons. Also...
YOU WANNA FITE MATE?! I'LL GET MY TICKET AND FLY TO AUSTRALIA SO WE CAN... play splatoon and decide if clam blitz sucks. XD
_brings out nautilus_
yes it’s sad about his disappointment towards clam blitz 😔
Bloblobber:
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly
He b u b b l e
take a shot every time alpha says bloblobber
You'd be drunk af by the time this video ended XD
31-33 shots. my god, i don't think thats healthy at all.
*All rise for national anthem for bloblobber* FIRST
I shoot for some ink..
I will personally come to your house and delete Splatoon off your switch
nah, bloblobber deco is king, especially in tower control. I'm a half baby who turfs the house down but likes to splat everyone because I'm evil. bloblobbers are also fantastic for trolling snipers; get them when they're standing on a grate or sneak up from behind while they're waiting for their glorified stick to charge.
I’m a new bloblobbler player when I tried it in Slamon Run so this was an amazing video
I challenge you to a Rainmaker Match I’ll use my Krak-On Splat Roller while you use the Bloblobber >:3
Define “balanced” the minute i see more than one bloblobber I already know to accept defeat. Also bloblobber users should watch this instead of just spamming their godamn bubbles from a far distance reeeee! Get skill (jk jk but seriously)
Tell me about it. I once went up against a whole team of bloblobbler users. Luckily though this was tower control, and the bloblobbler isn't quite as op on tower control as it is on other modes. We still lost though because I really can't avoid 10 million blobs of ink all from different directions! Especially since I'm a 52 gal main which has quite low mobility.
When using the bloblobber you are automatically classed as a noob. Same with splat roller, clash Blaster, brushes.
You know... I am a bloblobber main and I gotta say. This is completely accurate.
“UM WHY NOT MOVE SHIN DARROW”
3:06 NANI?!
you've got your bathtub, but i've got my drills. two of them. and i like clam blitz.
nice video, and nice math jokes.
The first time I was killed by a bloblobber in a nutshell:
Me: oh my gosh I need that.
Bloblobber master is an oxymoron
This weapon is what I use to push back and bully my opponents. It’s so fun !
Do a video on how to use the 52 gal like a pro, this weapon is very underrated and people need to appreciate it more. A shooter that can kill in two hits? Great. It has low mobility, but with enough skill, you can work around the lacking mobility.
I might do one in the future.
As a Bloblobber Deco main myself, I bait players by setting down a sprinkler within my range and wait for my prey to break it. I then go in for the splat. Veemo
The bloblobber is EVIL
EEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLL
Yes
It's very annoying to counter if you have a weapon with less range.
Like the splash-o-matic/sploosh-o-matic? Those are my two mains.
@@Stereo6400 yeah. You have to be REALLY sneaky I suppose.
Sneak up to that player using the bloblobbler and don't let them see you... Make it so that they only see you when they're spectating after dying.
I just found your channel and I gotta say, your commentary and humor = amazing!!!!
the bloblobber also known as the holy child of splatoon 2
We want you to join.
i wanna join
@@spiraltale9049 Veemo or Woomy?
That satanic bathtub... TEACH ME YOUR WAYS!
*GODSPEED BRO*
🙇
GET OVER HERE I AM THE GOD OF THE TRI BUCKETS YOU CAN'T BEAT ME WITH THESE "BUBBLE THINGS"
I love the bloblobber I feel like we’re one of the best bloblobbers out their, I’ve been using it lately and I feel like am a monster with I mean we’re monsters with this bathtub
Glad you're enjoying the bloblobber too. It is a really fun weapon and great in the right hands x)
Alpha you are the og bloblobber master
Thank you for your words of wisdom great master of the Bloblobber
You forgot to follow the most important rule.....
Screw dualies.
In The Bloblobber We Trust.
I love how the captions show Bloblobber as blah blah BRRRRR
finally, a real reason to learn trigonometry
also I hope I made u proud alpha 👊😤
Yes you did my comrade. Idk if anyone cared about it outside my channel XD
Hey Alpha, i have a bloblobber shrine in rmy room.
*Does that count as a tip?*
i love bloblobber but im not using it just bcz i think its an baby mode
Thank you for these our blobfather
which ones worse clash blaster or bloblobber
Totally not biased are anything but clash blaster x)
Alphastar716 DING DING DING WE HAVE A WINNER!
i really like using it with lots of main power up
I’ve got the silver flag on the bloblobber and 5 away from gold fight me.
But then it went back to 10.0 because of disconnects.
You are a fellow master I see. Hopefully you get your disconnects under control though XD
Btw you said “bloblobber” 33 times
Was this weapon nerfed lately?
Many people rank this lowly,
Bloblobber players are a nightmare to me since I'm an octobrush main. Seriously, there's no way for me to get close to them, and my chicken bombs don't help that much.
I got nightmers after being sniper in my team (i main splatoscope) and one person got bloblobber in enemy team. This phisic😤
First u need the Afro then the bloblobber both equipped then u play like a GOD
You just tap the shoot button over and over. Standing behind your allies and letting them die
the way you say bloblobber is driving me insane, what "ah" are you seeing to say it like that
Bloblobber is so good for splatfest!!
🎶 Now your just some bloblobber i used to know 🎶
you know, this might be the weapon for me
I was good in math class
I'm good at guessing enemies' movements
and I like to spread salt
but then again
I did promise myself to never touch a boblobber after what happened *that time*
hmmmm
I think I'm gonna break a promise
Finally A Video That I Can Learn From..
Glad it could kinda help you out :D
3:01 Did you actually sit in audacity and record yourself spamming buttons on a calculator? Now that's how a real Bloblober main plays. Gotta use all them Trig Ratios, Inverse Trig and Pythagorean Theorem formulas to get the epic victory royale!
Yep I did. I kid you not I was using sine, cosine and tangent for those 10 seconds for the detail XD
I main in bloblobber
Actually i see blobbing pretty intense in clam blitz.
Especially in tight corners.
I know how to become a bloblobber master.
Just take a bath while playin sploon
How to git gud:
1. Use the bloblobber in any way.
2. Profit.
Holy moly his voice sounds so different
I'm close to rank X in Tower Control, so should I use this in my next match?
Uhh no, that wouldn't be my first choice. Tower control is probably the worst mode for the bloblobber but it's decent for everything else. Unless you're really good at angling the bubbles. I'd recommend a blaster.
@@Alphastar716 Yeah, your right, I'm NOT the best angler 😂
NICE
Ah! That satisfying 4 shot...
I FINALLY got myself up to the A ranks after watching this video T_T
Now to find me the same fit...
This is literally why I use the dualies
Alphastar716:I HAVE A MASTERS DEGREE IN MATHOLAGY
haters:he stupid he can not use english *dislikes*
me:*with my smart elic tone*WELL he never said he was good at english he said math is what he's good at*screams*NOW YOU WILL LIKE THIS VIDEO HE HAS PUT IN A LOT OF EFFORT
hi alpha just stating what i think happens
My slosher tip is just jump and shoot and u look like a pro
1:37 alpha says he ia apro but he only has 133655 ink points on the bloblobber suspicious
How do you make a tips video with a weapon that takes no skill?
*Ramble for 5 minutes*
I think you found the wrong vid. You should check out clash blaster vids
*i have a SUPERFRESH ranking with the bloblobber on turf war, I don't need a gui- DAMMIT I GOT SPLATTED FOR THE FIFTIETH TIME*
using ink resistance up
3:06 ‘UMOYA MOO SHINDEROO’
"THA BAFF"
- Murdoc, 2017
4:22 i made it, spilling the tea to the bloblobber master
Glad you told me about that tweet. It was a great joke to put in the video XD
I play with blobb. Basically u r dead if someome is shooting at u
i took his joke seriously and subscribed
Lol
I has been edgamacated by a human octopus wairing a sweet 'fro
He’s gonna burst his Afro
This is why people get scared when you use that Bloblobber •-•
It takes training to use the bathtub in the most effective way possible.🙇
Alphastar716 I can see that lmao
Wow I will do that and I see last of people killing me with it and yeah but I get revenge with the booyah bomb
Do one on splat bella please
Remember blobboiz, sohcahtoa
Always have a calculator handy too 👌
Kensa bloblobber when?
We don talk about Bruno reference except it's clam blitz
need a blob-lobber emoji..
I mean, the Bloblobber is pretty cool
But where my E-Liter 4K bois at?
Step 1: spray and prey. Step 2:.... Step 3:....
When i heard the calculator i subscribed