*imagine losing an argument with an Argentinian* 😆🤣 We are talking about a country that's been the regional clown example of bad government for over seven decades now, so much their navy keeps losing vessels to accidents, without any British or Chilean intervention 🤔😆
True. Don't forget the Irish spent 800 years fighting their glorious empire. Ireland is still fighting these thugs. And they still occupy a part of our country. I leave with this quote. It is not those who can inflict the most but those who can endure the most will conquer. Terence Macswiney. Check him out on Wikipedia
@@anonralph7081 The victimhood is strong in this one. Look everyone feel sorry for the conquered. As if they aren't responsible for defending themselves the world needs to punish the big bad brits. Awww.
@William Gentry well, i think it's quite obvious that he was joking. Because a real mainland Chinese would never be here because you tube is banned in China 😂. Even if there is one, then he would have reacted in a much more extreme way :))
@@calebr1590 : oh, yeah... I forgot. Humanity was in a state of perpetual naive concorde, a state of natural tranquility and bliss, it existed suspended in a utopian golden age of mutual collaboration, agreement and harmony before the British began travelling abroad a lot. LOL !
@@cuhurun I think it had a positive outcome In the end if it wasn't the Brits then it would be someone else And don't think that before Britain everything was fine because it WASN'T Lesson of the day: humans LOVE to shoot themselves in the leg
@@joshuadano7095 Ok, Phillip II of Spain Is an Habsburg and Is was Also The King of Portugal,and with his empire he create The phrase "On my Kingdom The sun Never sets"
then the American kid saw he was getting screwed by the smugglers who inherited the British rule and started crying because his mother had died in poverty. Fastfoward 239 years and his great great great great great great grandson voted for Biden because he thought Joe would change the world and didn't see ol' Joe was in the new smugglers' pocket.
@@russian_supremacy i have nothing against you my Russian friend but you have to understand that in Russia you still look up to strong men whilst in Britain we are losing that ability, im so fed up of weak people destroying my culture & hearing a song from the great british empire reminds me of a time to be proud of, please also remember its the weak people in my country that is funding the war against your nation, decent hard working people want the money to stay at home as britain is in a bad way financially & it should be spent on us not some war that is not our business to interfere with 🏴 🇬🇧 🤝 🇷🇺
Sorry, you mean English, don't you? I'm pretty sure that ethnic Scotts don't really care for him, if they don't actively hate the human meme that is Bojo.
True, this song hits hard but is there any Britannia today anymore? Country with such a rich history now flooded with migrants. Today London looks like NY, no identity just some crippled "diversity". This is truly sad and I hope that one day Britons will take back their country
@Heinrich Cornelius Agrippa yes indeed The king, treasurer of York and ruler of England Scotland wales and Ireland, and now king of your property come on France hand it over
England and Scotland have more literature then Germany or Russia And that's embarrassing because Russia is the largest country in the world Even regarding immigration, Ukrainians.amd Russia have to go to UK, Australia, Canada In USA film is based on jr Tolkien , Agatha Christie, Shakespeare, Jane Austen, El James , AA Milne, Ian Fleming, Roald Dahl, John keats, etc of course, french and russian too , probably more than american literature like marvel and dc or Edgar Alan Poe, or ts eliot or stephen king or hp Lovecraft 🇬🇧🇺🇲🗽
Over the hills and far away French danish portugese more French russian german italian more french ottoman countries USA china spanish and more french: why do I hear final boss music?...
The seven greatest French people in history: 1.William the Conqueror- a man who hated being French, so he became England’s king. 2.Eleanor of Aquitaine- a woman who hated being Frances queen so she becomes England’s queen instead. 3.Richard the Lionheart- a man who hated being French so he became England’s king. 4.Joan of Arc- a crazy teenage girl, who heard voices, was a better fighter than French men...but was ultimately burned at the stake by the ENGLISH. 5.Napoleon Bonaparte- a short little dude who thought he could conquer the world but got his ass handed to him by England. 6.Alexandre Dumas- a talented writer, who really just copied the Scotsman (still British) Sir Walter Scott. 7.Charles de Gaul- an admittedly brave Frenchman who stood firm against Nazi tyranny while the majority of Frenchies meekly surrendered...but at the same time only could do so because he was protected by ENGLAND.
Brian Matthews I can do one better. Start by sending gardeners, then start growing tea, then advertise to the British about tea being on mars. Next thing you know, pounds manifest out of no where, British men are spending millions of pounds for the fuel needed to get themselves to mars by buying a ticket, you are rolling in more money than you ever will make from mars. Then make tea tased on earth but not on mars. All the sudden, you have a steady amount of British people in mars
Basically The german kid was trying to fight the French kid but the Belgian kid was in the way to germany pushed him aside but the Belgian kid was close friends with Britain
Couldn’t agree more, mate. It really should. This is probably and without the most patriotic British anthem of all time. Obviously more thrilling and pompeous song than God save the King
It’s got terribly boring, the Frogs have no fighting spirit. Suffice to say after we demolished the frenchies in World War 2 they’ve turned a much brighter shade of yellow.
@@unutentequalsiasi5669 i britannici sono buoni solo ad armi. In ogni aspetto culturale gli facciamo il culo sin dal tempo delle tribù paleo italiche. Se poi ti vupi fare invasare dalla "grandezza" britannica (che in realtà é una merda imperialista vergognosa) fai come ti pare
Hilarious mate!😂😂 got a good laugh out of me! Even made the wife chuckle! You could even call it skibidi as the kids say these days! Cheers from the UK 🇬🇧 💪😁
@@sirspoods7327 Dude does a British needs his/hers criminal background chek when they arrive at Australia. Oooh wait....they probably arrive in Aussie using a prison van eh mate ?
1:20 When your american son before was rebel, and now he protects you with a "special relationship" and carries your names and your language for all the world and even for the universe xd
@@neilrobinson88 yes exactly! We have a great history. If we could only help each other rather than kill each other imagine what we could accomplish!!!
Proud American but the grandson of an English born and raised grandmother. Not a day goes by where I wonder what life would’ve been like if she had not decided to immigrate here as an adult
Anin... we must forgive them, they're still young with so much still to learn. At some point in the future they'll realise their terrible mistake...that tea is so much better, tastier and healthier than coffee.
Wait, you got Bostonians to throw tea into the harbor with this harbor, I tried the same thing, and all the sudden, the maps updated and showed the original 13 colonies, and everyone had a British accent, also, around a fifth of the world was listed as British on the map, everyone else was stuck on Europe
@@alisuperman0287 no not at all. Many Brits feel regret for not standing with Germany that day. They see now what their country has become and feel deep shame. Luckily this only strengthened the bond between European peoples to reconquer their homeland!
we shall fight on the beaches we shall fight on the landing grounds we shall fight in the fields and in the streets we shall fight in the hills we shall never surrender - Winston Churchill Also Churchill Mr. Churchill, you are drunk! I am drunk today madam, and tomorrow I shall be sober and you will still be ugly. and let us not forget Lady Nancy Asotor, "Winston, if I were your wife I would poison your coffee." Winston Churchill, "Nancy, if I were your husband I would drink it."
@@joshuawells835 heh :) also John Foster Dulles commenting on Churchill's rotundity "what're you going to call the baby, Winston?" "if it is a boy I shall call him George, if a girl, we will call her Elizabeth. If - as I suspect - it is merely wind, I shall call it 'John Foster Dulles''"
Winston definitely had a since of humor. Reminds me of a story from my own town in Ireland a man who just died reasently aged 97 used drink a lot when he was young. He was staggering down the town one day and this guards(irish policeman) wife was sweeping the foot path just outside her front door and he fell on top of her. She started giving out to him so he gave her a good piece of his mind to which she said my husband will take you, our friend who was never stuck for words said back when he took you he'd take anything
I am British, we cannot make this our anthem because of our Monarchy, plus, Britain anthems have always been like "God save the King/Queen" so it would be sad to change it, plus "God Save The Queen" is good in my opinion because our Queen has been around for many centuries and is old, so she deserves god.
Im german but I love this song. It's a fact that european monarchies were always better than democrazy. With letting democrazy in we lost everything in europe. Thats a fact and the reality. Lang lebe der Kaiser! Long live the queen! vive le roi!
TheAmarican if it wasn’t for Britain’s navy your country could’ve been nazi occupied so praise the country that was able to make sure your supplies got there safe ever heard of the battle of the Atlantic Canada and Britain made sure American supply ships were sunken by u boats
@atgreggs Dude, your profile pic is of my absolute favourite actor of all time! Aidan Gillen! 😍 Gotta say - excellent choice! Keep supporting The United Kingdom!
Let no one ban this wonderful masterpiece. Britons you have an ages long history and a country to be proud of. Long live the Queen. Respect from Serbia.
@friendly Jew Ya no shit eh? With the asshole we've got running Canada right now, he seems to be hell-bent on getting rid of our culture, our freedom and our very existence.
You could go to the United States.I am a American.My ancestors have been in the United States of America since the 1600s they fought for American Independence and they fought against slavery.The only thing to get them was old age.I have English ancestors to be clear.I continue to make English tea.
@@f.b.lagent1113 Yes, Italy must pay reparations to England and apologize for their imperialism and racism! 'Slams book' *"LIKE THAT'S EVER GONNA HAPPEN"* All Star Intensifies
1:20 When your american son before was rebel, and now he protects you with a "special relationship" and carries your names and your language for all the world and even for the universe xd
Hardly, the phrase 'The empire on which the sun never sets' is most commonly used in direct reference to the former British Empire. In a way it is more deserving of that title since the british empire was several orders of magnitude greater than the former spanish one.
The United Kingdom Of Great Britain & Northern Ireland: England, Wales, Scotland, And Northern Ireland 0:24 British Cavalry 0:42 The Scottish Cavalry 0:54 The British Army In the Patriot 1:05 Duke Of Wellington, Admiral Nelson And Queen Victoria 1:53 Queen Victoria And The British Empire 2:04 Supermarine Spitfires At Skies Of Britain 2:30 HMS Queen Elizabeth 2:41 HM Queen Elizabeth II 2:48 HM The King George VI, PM Winston Churchill, And Citizens Celebrating Victory In Europe Day 2:53 London, Captial Of Britain 3:18
@@kk-am7656 That's Tom Bentinck in the Gathering Storm from 2002, playing Winston Churchill's ancestor (1st Duke of Marlborough, John Churchill) in a flashback. Albert Finney played Winston Churchill. John Churchill was a general of the English Army and one of the most successful commanders during the War of the Spanish Succession. He was considered the best tactician in Europe until the rise of Napoleon (100 years later).
@@adnan_honest_jihadist5775 false my friend I am a Saxon from Westphalia, the old saxony.... Westphalia was the Saxon homeland. The Angles came from Schleswig Holstein....there is an Area called Angeln......and from Danemark.... The Juts came from northern Danemark....and founded the english county Kent. You can read many facts in the AngloSaxon chronicles and in the report of Bede a Northumbrian Monk. Look to the timber frame houses in England they are very similar to ours....so we can say there are many things which connect us especially with England....
@@adnan_honest_jihadist5775 an other interesting fact, the little town Beverungen near Paderborn is similar to the old Village Beverington in East Sussex.....Saxon ties between the continent and England
That’s a good way to spend the last 2 minutes of your life as Scotland’s gonna declare independence soon so Great Britain will dissolve and you can die not knowing. Lucky.
When you've never had an independence day because you were the reason independence days exist:
This needs more likes
This technically means that Britain is a bigger freedom dispenser than the US
@@susamogus1744 I'm American and you just fried my brain.
They have, 23 June!
@@susamogus1744 It is.
When you realize they speak English in the Star Wars universe.
When they realize,they conquer the universe too
@@danielamirul2304 *laughs in British
When you realize they speak English in the Star Trek Universe too!
@@CaptainM792 when you all realize we are speaking english and most of us arent even British
And Warhammer 40K
And Battlestar Galactica
And Legend of the Galactic Heroes (well at least English dub)
When the Argentinian kid touches your rock collection:
0:54
*WE ARE BACK IN CONTROL!*
*FORCE THEM TO SURRENDER*
*TAKE WHAT IS OURS*
*RESTORE LAW AND ORDER!*
very funny
Malvinas argentinas flaco
@@Depressugar 🇫🇰
Me when I am losing an argument against an argentinian
Excelente 👌
@@carloscerdan2782 Fíjate que no soy ni inglés ni argentino
@@aLeX-dz6fp fine!!!!
*imagine losing an argument with an Argentinian* 😆🤣
We are talking about a country that's been the regional clown example of bad government for over seven decades now, so much their navy keeps losing vessels to accidents, without any British or Chilean intervention 🤔😆
@@jimtaylor294 In my opinion , they have the best swear words of any spanish talking country.
Funny how some lads on a small island drinking leaf juice can conquer so much of the world.
THE SECRET IS IN HOW YOU BREW THE TEA IN THE FIRST PLACE. A PROPER CUPPA EVERY TIME.
🇬🇧
Mindset
True. Don't forget the Irish spent 800 years fighting their glorious empire. Ireland is still fighting these thugs. And they still occupy a part of our country. I leave with this quote. It is not those who can inflict the most but those who can endure the most will conquer. Terence Macswiney. Check him out on Wikipedia
@@anonralph7081 The victimhood is strong in this one. Look everyone feel sorry for the conquered. As if they aren't responsible for defending themselves the world needs to punish the big bad brits. Awww.
This was so British, my coffee turned into tea.
Rightfully so.
The real problem here is that you had coffee and not tea at the beginning.
@@MarshalMurat8304 *laughs in British*
Wait what. That’s illegal *Throws tea in harbor* There, fixed
@@Graham226 you mother-
i played this in Ireland and my car exploded shortly after
IRA get you?
The British seemed to have ruled your car
I played this in a Benz
Now it's a Jaaaaaaaag
Come out you black and tans, come on and fight belike a man
James Bond is after you
Respect from across the pond, my brothers! 🇺🇲 🤝 🇬🇧
I swear, when I finally visit the UK, I'll be listening to this as I get off the plane or ship
Same but when I come is massachusetts I be playing america the Beautiful
For you both 🖕🖕🖕🖕, from🇷🇸 with love!
@@thy_tortoise1570 meanwhile I am Mexican (former Spanish colony) so I don’t know why am I here
Welcome! Miserable weather will greet you and a depressing atmosphere from our people will linger but enjoy your time :)
Thank you, Brother
My computer is now the property of Her Majesty the Queen and the British Empire.
This is Patrick lol well what’s left of it, we lost most of it after WW1 and 2
@@samuellambe1568 you know its so crazy Britain went from the mosr powerful nation on earth to just a small islan
@Pennywise yeah i know i meant from what it used to be
@Pennywise I mean there is its tiny as fuck
You can sense the EU sympathizers on here.
i wanted an australian visa, they asked if i had a criminal record, do you still need one to go to australia?
Best comment so far
That is the best comment
Underrated
You pommy bastard
Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain underrated
When the Chinese kid throws away the opium you gave him:
I'm Chinese and I'm so offended that I had to stop drinking Chinese tea to write a hate comment
@William Gentry I'm joking
@William Gentry well, i think it's quite obvious that he was joking. Because a real mainland Chinese would never be here because you tube is banned in China 😂. Even if there is one, then he would have reacted in a much more extreme way :))
@@qq5847 have you ever heard of Chinese in foreign countries??
@@number1kenyan oh yeah, forgot about that case :v
Britain has an incredible history. I am proud to call you our friends 🇩🇪❤️🇬🇧
🇬🇧🤝🏻🇩🇪
English and Germans are cousins 🇬🇧🤝🇩🇪
@@jaffa3717and Sweden , deport the immigrants who won't respect your country or soldiers
lmao literally fought two world wars
Also regular belligerents 😂
Love knows no border
*NEITHER DOES THE BRITISH EMPIRE*
@Prauteeto Ray : LOL !
@@cuhurun lol when you realize that the British have been nearly everywhere and thats why the world fights
@@calebr1590 : oh, yeah... I forgot. Humanity was in a state of perpetual naive concorde, a state of natural tranquility and bliss, it existed suspended in a utopian golden age of mutual collaboration, agreement and harmony before the British began travelling abroad a lot.
LOL !
@@cuhurun I think it had a positive outcome
In the end if it wasn't the Brits then it would be someone else
And don't think that before Britain everything was fine because it WASN'T
Lesson of the day: humans LOVE to shoot themselves in the leg
@@mister_dadstersays_hi7372 : You've clearly reiterated my points in other words, thank you.
Scientists: "as far as we know The entire universe is unowned and uncolonized"
Britain:
If this happens I shall cross the pond to join
lol you are here
Britains: Hold my fish and chips!
Wait space is uncolonised
Me: Winston put some rockets on the navy
We are going to space
My girlfriend wanted to watch the sunset with me
*THE SUN NEVER SETS ON THE BRITISH EMPIRE*
That phrase Is from Felipe II
@@manuelmarcos5772 can you give the historical context? Plsss?
@@joshuadano7095 Ok, Phillip II of Spain Is an Habsburg and Is was Also The King of Portugal,and with his empire he create The phrase
"On my Kingdom The sun Never sets"
@Chevalier wtf! No. That's disrespectful
Set (past)
Mad respect from Germany. You will forever rule the waves!
Get lost
Looking at the current state of affairs, I highly doubt that.
And Germany rules the depth of the oceans through Das Boot
@@DonCarloGambino7 Best reply of the day..
Deutschland über Alles 🙋♂
I played this in my country.
It's now the 13 colonies
as it should be...
only kidding dont start another revolution
@@sirspoods7327 Sounds like oppressive monarchist speech, TAR AND FEATHER HIM BOYS
@@clashthegamer4873 AND THROW HIM INTO THE RIVER AS WELL
@@clashthegamer4873 ill burn the white house down again if i have to
Suppose it would be 50 colonies now lol
When Britain hears there’s uncolonized space on mars
We already did that. It's an episode of Doctor Who.
The moon belongs to the US lol
The moon belongs to Argentina. It’s where we hide our best technology.
The entire Universe is uncolonized.
@@otakurt1149 Britain's got a Huge Playground
When you colonize a drop of water
haha most underrated comment...made me laugh
@@njikuwellmer5747 But what does it mean?
Read more!
@ThatBadGuy no to tea
@@luishart5279 yas
“Excuse me sir, could you tell me what time is best to see the sunset here?”
*Sips tea* “What’s a sunset?”
My Irish neighbours loved this so much that they broke my windows to hear it better
Did he give you a car?
You better get used to taking a bus now, buddy
@@Noperare They should walk instead, walking is safer
🇺🇸🇬🇧
Your sweet neighbour is going to gift you a car sooner or later
When the American Kid throws your tea in the sea
When you attack a harbour thinking the country that owns it is weak
Hey Emperor why did your profile turn black? :(
then the American kid proceeds to kick some British arse
then the American kid saw he was getting screwed by the smugglers who inherited the British rule and started crying because his mother had died in poverty. Fastfoward 239 years and his great great great great great great grandson voted for Biden because he thought Joe would change the world and didn't see ol' Joe was in the new smugglers' pocket.
@@victorfergn No idea what nonsense youre spewing
@@king_n6991 Well... saying you are ignorant of something doesn't make you stupid, that's for sure.
United States: Dad, what are you doing?
Britain: Making you some siblings.
United States: What?
Britain to a quarter of the world:
Britain's not a father, its a mother
@@tomgregory2744 Bah, we're both half wrong. Britain is both a father and a mother! XD
@@erichunsaker4969 France is the mother, Britain is the father. Spain is the uncle.
@@BTClips522 Spot on XD
@@BTClips522 Goddamn you're right
As a Scottish brit this fills me with joy 🏴 🤝 🏴 🤝 🏴 🤝 🇬🇧
bruh
You forget northern Ireland
@@dimuthurodrigo1917 cant get the red hand of ulster on my google emojis or it would be there my friend 🤝
@@russian_supremacy i have nothing against you my Russian friend but you have to understand that in Russia you still look up to strong men whilst in Britain we are losing that ability, im so fed up of weak people destroying my culture & hearing a song from the great british empire reminds me of a time to be proud of, please also remember its the weak people in my country that is funding the war against your nation, decent hard working people want the money to stay at home as britain is in a bad way financially & it should be spent on us not some war that is not our business to interfere with 🏴 🇬🇧 🤝 🇷🇺
Even we the oppressed are somehow uplifted by it 😂
This is so British i showed this to my mom now she’s my mum
Keep listening maybe eventually you’ll learn proper English😁
Did you get the milk?
finally! someone civil!
Wow your family now speaks ENGLISH English
@@obi-wankenobimasterjediand5091 no such thing as English English it’s either British English or American English
Imagine having a empire so big, you use a continent as a prison
*laughs in British*
What else are we going to do with it
@@sheldon-cooper burn it
@@basedcataphract5852
who would start a fire in one of the hottest and most remote places?
Stalin : siberia is bigger than australia
Emu empire : *Yo dude nice crop you have*
Boris Johnson riding the zipline with the Union Jack on both of his hands is the most British thing I've ever seen in a while.
It is man
Sorry, you mean English, don't you? I'm pretty sure that ethnic Scotts don't really care for him, if they don't actively hate the human meme that is Bojo.
Yeah
@@schiefer1103 im scottish and i think Boris is a legend - Go fuck yourself
Oi bruv we still doing this
Proud to be British Indonesian🇬🇧🇮🇩
Indonesia was ruled by Dutch 💀
Random island: **exists**
UK: is for me? 👉👈
@The Paranoid The U.K: Nope 🇬🇧
@The Paranoid You go away you communist lover.
is for the queen!
@@Bluesfan1780 UK is not a Capitalist its a *Imperialist*
@@arnulfotapicjr8301 I know that i didnt say the uk was capitalist @The Paranoid said it.
Edit: The Paranoid changed capitalist to Imperialist.
I played this in Argentina
I got shot
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I played this in the UK
and the BBC got offended
It’s ridiculous
Not anymore.
@@joshuawaring4180 and why not?
@@joshuawaring4180 there's a blanket~
Is it a lie?
This song makes you feel proud of beeing British even if you aren’t
Yes indeed
That's the spirit 🇬🇧🇬🇧
Yep 😂
🇲🇾❤🇬🇧
True, this song hits hard but is there any Britannia today anymore? Country with such a rich history now flooded with migrants. Today London looks like NY, no identity just some crippled "diversity". This is truly sad and I hope that one day Britons will take back their country
Space: *hasn't been colonized yet*
Great Britain:
RULE BRITANNIA, BRITANNIA RULES THE SPACE! BRITONS NEVER, NEVER, NEVER SHALL BE SLAVES!
@@calebr1590 AMEN
Don't give us any ideas
Space waves?
@@ionlyfearphobophobia asteroid waves
Never ask...
A Man: his salary
A Woman: her age
A Britain: "Bro wher'd you get all that stuff from?"
@Heinrich Cornelius Agrippa yes indeed
The king, treasurer of York and ruler of England Scotland wales and Ireland, and now king of your property
come on France hand it over
Do you honestly want to know how I got these borders😈
India
Africa
The secret ingredient is croime!
INDIA AND AFRICA
Britons shall never be slaves
Anglo-saxons: am I a joke to you.
Roman Empire : am I joke to you?
and african's, Native Americans, Indian's and chinese people will be
@goff0103 my apologies
Saxon invaders: Am I a joke to you
@goff0103 still 2nd class to British, eg. British overseas citizens
Even as a American, Im proud of our native lands.
u suck bro
From a Brotherhood Paladin, I endorse your comment.
England and Scotland have more literature then Germany or Russia
And that's embarrassing because Russia is the largest country in the world
Even regarding immigration, Ukrainians.amd Russia have to go to UK, Australia, Canada
In USA film is based on jr Tolkien , Agatha Christie, Shakespeare, Jane Austen, El James , AA Milne, Ian Fleming, Roald Dahl, John keats, etc of course, french and russian too , probably more than american literature like marvel and dc or Edgar Alan Poe, or ts eliot or stephen king or hp Lovecraft
🇬🇧🇺🇲🗽
Essentially, we and the Brits, the Aussies, the Kiwis, the Canadians, and South Africans are of one stock, that is, the Anglo-Saxon stock.
@@PathosOfDistance south Africa has french and dutch people too
And Novak Djokovic just lost to an Italian in Australia 🎾
The final boss music for any unconquered land:
Over the hills and far away
French danish portugese more French russian german italian more french ottoman countries USA china spanish and more french: why do I hear final boss music?...
@@reuberndoesthingsthathemig1025 *Laughs while sipping 17 cups of tea and putting some opium down a Chinese mans throat*
The only people who can beat Britain is rebellious British (the USA). In other words no one but your own people have a chance of winning.
The seven greatest French people in history:
1.William the Conqueror- a man who hated being French, so he became England’s king.
2.Eleanor of Aquitaine- a woman who hated being Frances queen so she becomes England’s queen instead.
3.Richard the Lionheart- a man who hated being French so he became England’s king.
4.Joan of Arc- a crazy teenage girl, who heard voices, was a better fighter than French men...but was ultimately burned at the stake by the ENGLISH.
5.Napoleon Bonaparte- a short little dude who thought he could conquer the world but got his ass handed to him by England.
6.Alexandre Dumas- a talented writer, who really just copied the Scotsman (still British) Sir Walter Scott.
7.Charles de Gaul- an admittedly brave Frenchman who stood firm against Nazi tyranny while the majority of Frenchies meekly surrendered...but at the same time only could do so because he was protected by ENGLAND.
@@crusader0074 *Laughs in 🆃🅴🅰*
I just wanted to listen to a song but now I want to colonize something.
JOIN US AND WE WILL COLONIZE SOME WHERE TOGETHER
Want to colonize Mars? Send the British.
Brian Matthews
I can do one better. Start by sending gardeners, then start growing tea, then advertise to the British about tea being on mars. Next thing you know, pounds manifest out of no where, British men are spending millions of pounds for the fuel needed to get themselves to mars by buying a ticket, you are rolling in more money than you ever will make from mars. Then make tea tased on earth but not on mars. All the sudden, you have a steady amount of British people in mars
@@Graham226 that’s actually not a bad idea.
We must make the borders strong. Only British.
@Anonymous Man we had enough of the opium wars
When the German kid steals the Belgian kid's waffle
Actually, it was a Serbian taking an Austrian's strudel.
When the French kid is freinds with the Spanish , Swedish , german , Austrian and Russian kid.
Basically The german kid was trying to fight the French kid but the Belgian kid was in the way to germany pushed him aside but the Belgian kid was close friends with Britain
Should be the national anthem. British and proud 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
Couldn’t agree more, mate. It really should. This is probably and without the most patriotic British anthem of all time.
Obviously more thrilling and pompeous song than God save the King
When the vampires try and take over but the sun never sets on the British Empire
My Eyes!!!!
😂😂
That’s actually creative af 👍😂
Then explain Dio
When Britain declares war on France for the millionth time:
It’s got terribly boring, the Frogs have no fighting spirit. Suffice to say after we demolished the frenchies in World War 2 they’ve turned a much brighter shade of yellow.
@@ironhand9096 No fighting spirit hum ? So you don't remember Napoleon then.
Droumils another loss.........
@@unbonfrancophone1539 how did Trafalgar and Waterloo go again?
Steven Webb Pretty easy to loose when you have 7 countries against you
Honestly, this should be UK's national anthem.
Tell me about it😒
This can't be due to our monarchy, may people stop saying this? Although its a good song, we now rule space.
jolly good govenor
Based on what plays whenever any British character shows up in American cartoons, I had always legitimately thought this *was* their anthem.
@@wojsko-k5c Says "The Great *Germany* "
I am Swiss but I have been a British nationalist since I have listened this song for the first time.
Argentina: Take a few islands
UK:
Edit: Oops, started a war. Just a reminder Falklanders overwhelming voted to stay British.
Argentina: chuckles I'm in danger
Argi realising it wont just be great britian and will be usa and France too: mmmierda(fffuck)
I love this song but I am of the opinion that Las Malvinas should belong to the nearest country.
@@michelisdemetrius1329 I’m of the opinion of democracy comes first and that the population of the Falklands voted to remain British by 98%
@@michelisdemetrius1329 Argentina is hardly a country for a long time, so ...
I'm italian, but this song is wonderful, that "Rule Britannia!" is full of power
🇬🇧❤️🇮🇹
Si ma ce le hanno date di santa ragione, noi non siamo nulla in confronto
@@unutentequalsiasi5669 È ovvio. Vuoi mettere modesto stato europeo (con una ENORME storia) contro L'impero più grande della storia?
@@unutentequalsiasi5669 i britannici sono buoni solo ad armi. In ogni aspetto culturale gli facciamo il culo sin dal tempo delle tribù paleo italiche. Se poi ti vupi fare invasare dalla "grandezza" britannica (che in realtà é una merda imperialista vergognosa) fai come ti pare
I'm finnish and i couldn't agree more! Beautiful song.
I can't stop listening, help.
Teacher: "Alright students we are going for world tour"
Girls : "Omg thats awesome, we can see beautiful landscapes and people"
Boys :
@@thetinman2324 and then everybody clapped.
@Tigran Abazyan William the bastard u mean
@Tigran Abazyan William never conquered anything outside of Britain.
@@apollo1694 that's a hard thing to do boyo
Everywhere you go is britain now
As a Canadian, I've never been more proud to be British
For real
Only ur more french then british mon ami
I don’t why am I here if I am from a former Spanish colony not a former pirate colony
I modified the comment so it doesn’t make sense. :)
F
Coffin dance intensifies
Played in the US, now getting charged with secession
Played this in Australia, now emus and giant spiders are trying to eat me.
Just kidding. They're always trying to do that!
@@TF-117 Didn't u guys lose a fucking war to those emus????
This song just colonized my computer!
USA: Prison
USSR: Gulag
UK: *Australia*
Underrated comment
The UK does not have laws against "cruel and unusual punishment".
@Anime Hitler yes?
And now this criminal continent even Richer than BRITAIN
@@javaleo3682 what britain is the 5th largest economy australia is 11th learn your facts mate
Hilarious mate!😂😂 got a good laugh out of me! Even made the wife chuckle! You could even call it skibidi as the kids say these days! Cheers from the UK 🇬🇧 💪😁
Ur brainrot as well?
Ah hell nah
@@Cascadepatriot what are they yapping about
A wave of patriotism comes over me when the main chorus comes on
Same.
But my head replaces Britannia with Frisia 😄
@@MonsieurWeevil yes
we too dude, and I'm Australian
@@sirspoods7327 yes
@@sirspoods7327 Dude does a British needs his/hers criminal background chek when they arrive at Australia. Oooh wait....they probably arrive in Aussie using a prison van eh mate ?
Teacher: how many countries have you visit?
The British kid: *Breathes* 2:06
i actually like this meme including the 36 other people keep up the great work!
1:20 When your american son before was rebel, and now he protects you with a "special relationship" and carries your names and your language for all the world and even for the universe xd
@@dcritelli11 Thank you
@@diegodelperu409 Great meme as well
(casually starts singing yakkos world)
when UK is the first country to land in mars:
Rule Britannia! Britannia rule the stars.
Britons are gonna be the first to land on Mars!
@@stevethepikmin lol
🇷🇺🤝🇬🇧 A very powerful and patriotic song, the sounds truly majestic. Just fabolous. Best regards from Russia.
God bless our countries. I wish our leaders would realize that we have fought together during WW2 against the Nazis
I wish you all the best!
@@user-pe1lz7vy9z agreed!!!
Thanks for your help in beating fascism. ua-cam.com/video/nsagEzD17Ns/v-deo.htmlsi=SdDH61uADUR-cSTF
English people respect the russians , we should be allies not fighting
@@neilrobinson88 yes exactly! We have a great history.
If we could only help each other rather than kill each other imagine what we could accomplish!!!
When you realise that the HMS Victory is older than the United States
I’ve been in victory and I didn’t know that
You're on 104 likes...
1700s: Britainia rules the waves!
2100s: Britainia rules the space!
USSR anthem plays
@@mank004 bruh what
@@mank004 visible confusion
@@Chineseconcrete russia was the first in space
pog
"Excuse me, sir. What time does the sun set here?"
Random British lad: 😂
Britain was always in darkness as well
What is a sunset?
1:21
Whereas the sun never rise in the French Empire 🤣
Now Britain is wet island with rainy clouds and few rocks here and there in the vast oceans.
Proud American but the grandson of an English born and raised grandmother. Not a day goes by where I wonder what life would’ve been like if she had not decided to immigrate here as an adult
It's important to be proud of your roots, but also the nation in which you reside! 🇬🇧❤🇺🇸
@ Couldn’t have said better, friend. 🇺🇸
Playing this on restaurant in Boston
Suddenly, all of them throwing all the tea into sea...
NKVD I know they went to far
Anin... we must forgive them, they're still young with so much still to learn.
At some point in the future they'll realise their terrible mistake...that tea is so much better, tastier and healthier than coffee.
@@danielstopps well if you take into account the outrageous tea tax,along with the many other outrageous taxes
Wait, you got Bostonians to throw tea into the harbor with this harbor, I tried the same thing, and all the sudden, the maps updated and showed the original 13 colonies, and everyone had a British accent, also, around a fifth of the world was listed as British on the map, everyone else was stuck on Europe
Boston is a town in Lincolnshire.
World: How many colonies do you want?
British Empire: *YES*
Glory to the Empire! 🇬🇧
May the Empire live forever in our hearts
Nelson portate👌😁
40 million in india
30 million in whole africa
5 millions aboriginals in australia
Lost their lives
Due to this empire's greed
God damn your stupid queen
@@himanshubhushan4791 That’s disrespecting Her Majesty
Even living in Arizona I feel like I wanna scream out “LONG LIVE THE KING!” In my house.
American here with plenty of British blood in me, listening to this has always brought me to a feeling of patriotism! Rule Britannia!
Fuck it, I'm more British than the queen, might as well move there
A Brit here with some american family, greetings!
Me, too! It's got to be a genetic thing.
I’m Argentinian. I submit myself to the *LABOR PARTY. ALL HAIL MARX.*
Back Boris
Love you anglo-saxons from Bavaria 🇩🇪🤝🇬🇧
🇬🇧🤝🇩🇪
Yes thankyou from our cousins across the seas, saxons, angles, and vikings what a mixture, no wonder we love a fight!!
Britain the Muslim capital of Europe
Antarctic Treaty: No country can take over Antarctica
United Kingdom:
we actually explored it a long time ago and the ship sunk into the ice but the crew managed to survive and return home
I think you mean...
United Kingdom: "Hold my Tea."
@llvllll I made tht name bc it's funneh
Norway reached the South Pole First
*Plays Ja vi elsker dette landet"
Only Prenium Colonize
As a German i have the Greatest respect for my British brothers🙋🏼♂️💪🏻 no nation is as defiant as the brits! 🏴 🏴 🏴
Thank you my bretherton, God bless you
76 Years Ago, They would've been your worst Enemy lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@alisuperman0287 no not at all. Many Brits feel regret for not standing with Germany that day. They see now what their country has become and feel deep shame. Luckily this only strengthened the bond between European peoples to reconquer their homeland!
Bro forgot about the Irish 😂😂😂
@@alisuperman0287 Not really, Hitler wanted to be allied with the Brits and he very much liked them.
"Britons never never never shall be slaves"
the Roman empire: sorry won't do
Rule brittania was written after the Roman empire
@@ea5port419 nah the song has been here for ever, just like queen Liz!
Lol
It wasn't Britain back then
@@Anonymous-cm8jy yes it was, they called it "Britannia" but the isles were indeed around.
we shall fight on the beaches
we shall fight on the landing grounds
we shall fight in the fields and in the streets
we shall fight in the hills
we shall never surrender - Winston Churchill
Also Churchill
Mr. Churchill, you are drunk!
I am drunk today madam, and tomorrow I shall be sober and you will still be ugly.
and let us not forget
Lady Nancy Asotor, "Winston, if I were your wife I would poison your coffee."
Winston Churchill, "Nancy, if I were your husband I would drink it."
A better version is "And you Madame are ugly, but tomorrow I shall be sober..."
There's also when a MP yelled out "ROTTE!" and Churchill simply replied, "I thank the honorable gentleman for telling us all what is in his head."
@@joshuawells835 heh :) also John Foster Dulles commenting on Churchill's rotundity "what're you going to call the baby, Winston?"
"if it is a boy I shall call him George, if a girl, we will call her Elizabeth. If - as I suspect - it is merely wind, I shall call it 'John Foster Dulles''"
Winston definitely had a since of humor. Reminds me of a story from my own town in Ireland a man who just died reasently aged 97 used drink a lot when he was young. He was staggering down the town one day and this guards(irish policeman) wife was sweeping the foot path just outside her front door and he fell on top of her. She started giving out to him so he gave her a good piece of his mind to which she said my husband will take you, our friend who was never stuck for words said back when he took you he'd take anything
@@Minime163 I'd love to be able to shoot back like that, instead of thinking of it 5 minutes later.
This should be the national anthem if we're being honest
This song should be the only available song in the country
Yup
I mean, God save the queen is a hit, but... your right
I am British, we cannot make this our anthem because of our Monarchy, plus, Britain anthems have always been like "God save the King/Queen" so it would be sad to change it, plus "God Save The Queen" is good in my opinion because our Queen has been around for many centuries and is old, so she deserves god.
@@wojsko-k5c im british too and it was a joke
Im german but I love this song. It's a fact that european monarchies were always better than democrazy. With letting democrazy in we lost everything in europe. Thats a fact and the reality. Lang lebe der Kaiser! Long live the queen! vive le roi!
Die Queen? Die lebt schon seit ´ner guten Weile nicht mehr
We French can only be proud that we had a such worthy opponent !
yes
Our battles were legendary
The feeling is mutual. Mercí
Well you were stronger then them in all aspects, but they won because they were more pragmatic.
@@drtak4512 They won because they understood before everyone else than power is not land but trade.
When the Mongolian kid says that their empire was bigger:
The Bri'ish kid: 0:54
Your empire was smaller than both
@@kirstenmc9497 Don't insult our former piles of sand
@@kirstenmc9497 um no, the british empire was bigger
@@kirstenmc9497 Don't insult Europe's soft underbelly
@@ducknapper1906 🤣
Although I am German I like this music, it is so civilized.
So you are doomed
Same lol..I'm Austrian..but I enjoy this
@@adhi816 kindly explain why
@@Schnitzel_23 Same. Just so nice and inspiring music. Then again, I am more of a Anglophile person, which might influence my judgement.
Just replace Britannia with Frisia.
This just restored the east India company
Elon: We're going to mars
UK:
Elon: To colonize it
UK: 0:54
RULE BRITANNIA! BRITANNIA RULE THE SPACE, BRITONS NEVER NEVER NEVER SHALL BE SLAVES
Rule Britannia, Britannia rule the stars
This is so underrated
@TheAmarican What the fuck are you on about mate and for a country which is anti colonist your country has surely done a good job
TheAmarican if it wasn’t for Britain’s navy your country could’ve been nazi occupied so praise the country that was able to make sure your supplies got there safe ever heard of the battle of the Atlantic Canada and Britain made sure American supply ships were sunken by u boats
Long the brits! Cheers from your oldest allies Portugal!
We thank you tremendously,
2016 Euro's final, Celebrated like England had just won it. No better nation other than Britain could have won it
It's true. You are our oldest allies. Leave the EU and you'll 100% get an amazing trade deal with us.
@@Sam-qn4ep oh i damn wish we would! I just so much hope for that. UK has a lot more meaning to us than fucking Brussels
Luv porta
This makes me feel proud to be British , what an excellent song!
As a Mexican I don’t know why am I here if Mexico was a Spanish colony not a pirate colony.
I'm back here to say: Well done for FINALLY STANDING UP FOR YOUR COUNTRY! IT WAS ABOUT TIME! 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
Jolly good, innit? Almighty God help our brethren on the front.
@atgreggs Dude, your profile pic is of my absolute favourite actor of all time! Aidan Gillen! 😍 Gotta say - excellent choice!
Keep supporting The United Kingdom!
PROUD TO BE BRITISH🇬🇧🇬🇧
thanks for giveing us independence brits
Ah yes. Rioting and looting. Very patriotic
3:08 The British colonizing the air
The British doesn’t just colonize countries… but the sea and the Air!
So does this mean... Britain's the Avatar they colonized Sea, Air, Land, and Fire
Imagine being a young spanish sailor in the 1700's and hearing this in the distant waves.
Blas de Lezo: yeah right bitch!
Ah yed the royal navy
Imagine be a brit in the site of Cartagena in 1741
@@pedrodrell5065 😂😂😂
@@pedrodrell5065 A Brit at Cartagena or a Spaniard at Trafalgar, neither are gunna have a good time.
I played this in Myanmar
Now it's Burma
I played this in Malaysia.
Now it's British Malaya
I played this in the Special Administrative Region of Hong Kong.
Now it’s British Hong Kong
i played this in canada...
now its Great Dominion of Canada
I played this in Ireland
Now I don't have my legs
@@Amelia_-qy9nz Lol.
Press F to pay respect to the most glorious empire of history 🫡
F🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡
F
F
F
Scientists: We have discovered a new and completely habitable planet for us to live on when the sun explodes!
Britain:
USA : I'm afraid you can't do that dad... it's time to retire
@@DedSecCHN *confiscates your boat collection*
@@connoroneill9406 *puts you in a nursing home*
Rule Britannia! Britannia rules in space!!!
@NoChance WithoutPasta what does your space force consist of exactly? A Martian detector?
*This song makes me patriotic for a country I have never been to or am from*
Lol, as a bangladeshi whose country was colonized by british got patriotic 😂
Feeling patriotic for a country you arent even from? AND its not a Sabaton song? WE NEED A NEW EFFECT
@@radharanidas2373as an Indian, idk why I’m even watching this(prob cuz I’m a history nerd).
Deadass
its associations with slavery and colonialism. Shouldn't be spread it in healthy world.
*Napoleon tries to cross the English channel to get to Britain*
Also Napoleon: why do I hear boss music?
Heard of Operation channel dash?
-shhh! Don't let MI5 see you saying that in public!-
2:07 but what the f is tsar Nicholas ii doing in British Empire
@@tsaralexander3956 That’s George the V, Tsar’s first cousin and King of Great Britain and Ireland and Emperor of India from 1910 to 1936
@@tsaralexander3956 they look a like i know
Britain’s secret national anthem 🇬🇧
Pirate kingdom in 1924 : 💪🏻💪🏻 🚢🚢
Pirate kingdom in 2024 : ❌💪🏻🚢🚢
I am a Canadian who is very proud of my nation's British heritage.
Me too!!
That's a great compliment. Much love to our Canadian family. Hope us Commonwealth countries always remain strong. Love from the UK.
Common wealth is stronger than the eu
dont forget the french
Vive la Belle Povince, vive le Québec libre, madafakaaas
Let no one ban this wonderful masterpiece. Britons you have an ages long history and a country to be proud of. Long live the Queen.
Respect from Serbia.
My grandparents came to Canada from England in 1912 and I remember my grandpa teaching me this song when I was about 5 years old.
@friendly Jew Ya no shit eh? With the asshole we've got running Canada right now, he seems to be hell-bent on getting rid of our culture, our freedom and our very existence.
You could go to the United States.I am a American.My ancestors have been in the United States of America since the 1600s they fought for American Independence and they fought against slavery.The only thing to get them was old age.I have English ancestors to be clear.I continue to make English tea.
So basically your grandpa was an immigrant from the UK. Nice, next.
Well no. Canada is part of the British empire so technically he never moved to a different country.
@@AnImperialGod Piss off Francisco.....Canada was and is a British colony, so no, they weren't "immigrants".
Here after the Yemen retaliation 🇬🇧
We still rules the waves 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
@@jaffa3717
Is there much honor in ruling the seas in the service of the United States?
@@jaffa3717we rule the waves 🇺🇸💪 🇬🇧💪
@@jaffa3717 until Spain in 1739 cames in
"Britons never, never, never, never shall be slaves"
The Romans: "Are you sure about that"
@Holldoll Dee When the Romans comquered England, they sold many Britons into slavery.
@The Puffin of Peace oh. the more you learn.
@@tgc5663 He deleted his comment? Woah...
The Puffin of Peace
then there should be WLM, “roman guilt”, and roman supremacy(idk their race
@@f.b.lagent1113 Yes, Italy must pay reparations to England and apologize for their imperialism and racism! 'Slams book' *"LIKE THAT'S EVER GONNA HAPPEN"* All Star Intensifies
Plenty of love from Canada. May Britannia, our glorious empire rule the waves forever!
Thank you, sir. And may our Canadian brothers likewise prosper.
The only issue here is you said “our” empire, implying that you have a say
@@thatonelocalauthority2809 I can see from your profile pic that you do a little trolling
1:20 When your american son before was rebel, and now he protects you with a "special relationship" and carries your names and your language for all the world and even for the universe xd
@@thatonelocalauthority2809 Why do you think you have a say?
Ye sons of betchess will never know what comment got me 3k likes hehahhah
That's a Spanish Empire's phrase
@@ultimatedoomer9875 no it's wakandan empire's phrase
@@ultimatedoomer9875 yes but we invaded it and it's ours now.
Does it contain tea?
Hardly, the phrase 'The empire on which the sun never sets' is most commonly used in direct reference to the former British Empire. In a way it is more deserving of that title since the british empire was several orders of magnitude greater than the former spanish one.
@@strikereureka5081 what do you mean former.
The United Kingdom Of Great Britain & Northern Ireland: England, Wales, Scotland, And Northern Ireland
0:24
British Cavalry
0:42
The Scottish Cavalry
0:54
The British Army In the Patriot
1:05
Duke Of Wellington, Admiral Nelson And Queen Victoria
1:53
Queen Victoria And The British Empire
2:04
Supermarine Spitfires At Skies Of Britain
2:30
HMS Queen Elizabeth
2:41
HM Queen Elizabeth II
2:48
HM The King George VI, PM Winston Churchill, And Citizens Celebrating Victory In Europe Day
2:53
London, Captial Of Britain
3:18
Would you also tell us who that man is, looking so dramatic at 0:48?
@@kk-am7656 That's Tom Bentinck in the Gathering Storm from 2002, playing Winston Churchill's ancestor (1st Duke of Marlborough, John Churchill) in a flashback. Albert Finney played Winston Churchill.
John Churchill was a general of the English Army and one of the most successful commanders during the War of the Spanish Succession. He was considered the best tactician in Europe until the rise of Napoleon (100 years later).
Why am i feeling patriotic for another country???
You were probably colonised. Don’t worry, happens to the best of us.
@@coledavis5212 italy wasnt tho
@@thomasmaiolino i know lol.
Don’t worry we’ll soon fix that
Rome literally invaded England
In truth....we germans love Britain more than any other nation ...we are both Anglo-Saxons and yes we adore Britain....pssss don't tell the french...
Wait a minute...
Grüße aus Sachsen
germans arent anglo-saxons germans are originally franks and or other germanic tribes
@@adnan_honest_jihadist5775 false my friend I am a Saxon from Westphalia, the old saxony.... Westphalia was the Saxon homeland. The Angles came from Schleswig Holstein....there is an Area called Angeln......and from Danemark.... The Juts came from northern Danemark....and founded the english county Kent.
You can read many facts in the AngloSaxon chronicles and in the report of Bede a Northumbrian Monk.
Look to the timber frame houses in England they are very similar to ours....so we can say there are many things which connect us especially with England....
@@adnan_honest_jihadist5775 an other interesting fact, the little town Beverungen near Paderborn is similar to the old Village Beverington in East Sussex.....Saxon ties between the continent and England
Doctor: “You have 2 minutes left to live”
Me: “I want to listen to *Rule Britannia* “
Doctor: “But that’s three min… “
God: “I’ll allow it”
That’s a good way to spend the last 2 minutes of your life as Scotland’s gonna declare independence soon so Great Britain will dissolve and you can die not knowing. Lucky.
😁
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