Alien Hacked a Human War AI and It Marked Them as Target | HFY Story

Alien Hacked a Human War AI and It Marked Them as Target | HFY Story
Watch as the overconfident Zyx'thari Alliance learns the hard way why you shouldn't poke at "abandoned" human technology. In this hilarious tale of cosmic hubris meets human ingenuity, witness how an advanced alien civilization's attempt to hack a seemingly primitive human defense platform turns into the galaxy's most elaborate practical joke.
Follow the increasingly desperate Zyx'thari as they discover that their "successful" infiltration was actually part of humanity's grand strategy - a honeypot operation spanning centuries that has collected and upgraded 27 different advanced civilizations' technology. Experience their dawning horror as they realize humans have been guiding their technological development all along, right down to purposefully flawed FTL calculations shared through a fake "ancient" database written in Comic Sans.
Journey through this masterpiece of strategic deception as the Zyx'thari research vessel becomes "Bob," another unwitting participant in humanity's ongoing experiment called "How to Train Your Advanced Civilization."
From cat videos and rickrolls to quantum paradoxes delivered last week, discover why the galaxy's most sophisticated species now classify human technology into categories like "Obviously Fake," "Probably a Trap," and "Definitely a Trap But We're Going to Try Anyway."
#HumansAreSpaceOrcs #SpaceStrategy #cosmichumor

[@WandaHadley]

Gotta love Bob!

[@doom7ish]

First rule of dealing with AI.
Be nice to it