Malenia Wants to get MARRIED?! - Elden Ring Skits
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- Опубліковано 5 вер 2024
- Melina isn't happy over her lack of popularity in Elden Ring, and while Malenia couldn't care less about her problems... she realises Ranni might be HOGGING all the glory to herself!
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Out of the three Melina is the most huggable one by far
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Ranni does have those four arms though. Theoretically she’d be twice as good at hugging.
@@NagoTheCattheoretically
@@NagoTheCatTheoretically she could burst a Moon UP your ass😅
One is the personification of cancer the other one ended herself and now lives inside a doll and the last one already died once and doesn’t even really exist
I mean Melina literally approaches you and offers to be your maiden then gives you a ring. Plus the ring can summon a cool ghost horse
Imagine traversing the LB without Torrent. What a shit show that would be
@@Epsonea_482 Yes, yes it would be
Ranni gave me an overpowered sword that breaks the game.
And Melina gave you the ability to level up so you can even use the sword at all.
@@AsahiMiyagias someone who said fuck it and went maidenless dear God I wish I had her now
If i could do quests for malenia rather then fighting her, I would. 1 - she's hot 2 - her fights a pain in the a 3 - she's hot
She's (say it with me) Hot, that scarlussy is worth the ±200 tries it took to beat her.
4. She's hot
Facts😭
Not as hot as Melina. Just ask the Erdtree!
@@azidal3755 lol
"...I dunno, a happier ending, for everyone involved?"
"Here? For folks like us? Wrong city, wrong people."
“We’re having a moment here! Fuck you!”
Elden Punk 7777
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Melina messed up when she didn’t say “rest your lips on mine for a moment.” She went with the same handholding every soul’s protagonist is used to.
That would’ve been mad zesty of her, if she did that Ranni would’ve been left in the dust lmao
I don't think that would've been good for the average soul game's mental sanity. Y'all are already simping over a broken doll, a ghost and a girl who sleeps with cadavers.
@@yasininn76Yep sounds like the souls fans
Absolute maideess behavior on Melina's part there
@@dillbourne "you consotrless runt..."
I like how you acknowledged the aggressive inhale of the AI, and even incorporated it into the subtitles.
Sometimes it just gives me unaccounted things that I can somehow work with lol
All of em need a happy ending
Give fanfic writers a year
Gods yes..! Absolutely!
Id personally prefer bad endings all around
Not Malenia she gave my boy Radahn scarlet rot and basically cheated
If anything Morgott deserves a happy ending, he was shamed and considered himself a burden to the golden order, yet he still protected the Erdtree, even when or never gave anything back.
Let's be honest, Torrent is the most huggable character in the game.
Bro literally carries us. It’s the least he deserves
Ahem... Dog
This is the chad option
It is literally Fia.
You all really going to pretend that the Turtle Pope doesn’t exist above all?
She, indeed, is very huggable
That cyberpunk reference, I felt that. R.I.P. David.
Funny how things could've gone much better had they just communicated 😞
@@Epsonea_482 "Wrong city, wrong people" there are no better endings in Night City
@@freelancert4"what did you expect a happy ending?"
@@bungalorbeetle3141All the fix-it fanfics are right over there. 👉
@@Epsonea_482Or if he wasn't groomed. 😔
Sorry Melina. Already got fia to hug
And now Erik has turned into one of the many of fia’s simps we have to put down in the multi-simp boss fight.
@@cursestreaker9051as a fellow Erik I have to say
I'd rather hug Millicent
@@AX-ig3cd ur one of the good ones.
Sorry erik but fia belong to the street
@@cursestreaker9051 i shall wear this title with honor
Melina is literally the only one warm/won't hurt you at a touch😅
until u become the Lord of the Frenzied Flame
Getting married was a last resort to spite the "You're maidenless guy". If I had a choice it would be either Miliscent or Melina
The edgerunners reference rip
Bro should’ve went easy on the implants 😞
@@Epsonea_482 fr
Bro shoulda had health insurance
what when
David was kind of an idiot really. It'd be like watching your buddy destroy himself with crack and being like, "I've gotta get me some crack! What? Don't worry! My half-crazed back alley doctor friend said I was special!"
Ranni has more arms, which means a bigger and better hug
But she's doll, that would be a very cold and uncomfortable hug.
@@shade7014 a broken doll on top of that
Bro that’s what I’m saying
@@shade7014 I simp for V murder drones. If you don’t know, that’s a robot. That’s cold steel. And I want to hug it so badly. I think I have a problem, but I also think Ranni is best girl.
She’s also the one that caused everything to happen as well
Malenia already swooned me, just gotta get the brother part (FROMSOFT DONT MAKE HIM A GODDAMN BOSS, PLEASE)
He won't since he's meant to be a pacifist
But I'm with ya I hope he's not too
@@tmcd843 but for Mogh, he'll make an exception
@tmcd843 imo the best reason for fromsoft to make Miquella into a boss. Since they're all supposed to be twisted ruined versions of themselves it's perfect to make Miquella a boss (sadge 😢)
They're totally gonna make him a boss. Imagine Orphan of Kos, but with Sleep AND Bloodloss from Mogh's special sauce.
IF NOONE WILL DO IT I WILL. I WILL HUG MELINA
I BUT STAND IN YOUR WAY
I will hurt you,every chance i get I will hug Melina!!
@@hajimenagano1308 we shall not fight brother. But embrace the beauty of Melina together
@@danielivanov8767 that…i can accept my brother
why do i feel like you guys are talking like cavemen over here 🧐
but I like it anyway 😅
"your the mascot"
Vyke: 😐👍🏿
That’s right Mel Mel is the most huggable character in a game I’ve played so far
Poor nepheli being used as a bad example
I mainly referenced her because one commenter has such an undying love for her. It can be taken in any way tho lol
That would be me and I very much appreciate it.
I mean, Nepheli is up there. I myself am a Ranni guy.
Finally someone acknowledges Nepheli superiority. Her depression can be fixed by giving her a bird, a warrior the wields two axes, and thighs that can crush a knights helm. Most important of all, she's the Lord of Limgrave.
Yes, you’re very cute and huggable.
But it’s because of Tarnished wanting to save you that you get the frenzied flame ending.
Melania was throwing all the shade with that Napheli line 😂
Y'know... melina has a good point at the end there.
The closest Melania will get with a tarnished is Let Me Solo Her. I hope FromSoft would honor him by indoctrinating his lore among the greats like Solaire, Black Iron Tarkus, and Patches.
At least their competition are 2 people. Tarnisheds need to fight 2.2 million of themselves just for a date.
Ranni can be quite high maintenance lol
TO WAR, MY BROTHERS!
Melina can also be angry due to her idol (Who I regularly reference through her) getting snapped in half like a Kit Kat but we move lmao
Who?
@@melancholyman369 Happened in the JJK manga
Gojo lol
Yeah, forgot she got half of the six eyes 😅. We need some plot twist with her getting gojo's power for a day and terrorizing the lands between after getting drunk😂
@@Renfrost_x_JetstreamRen38wait holy shit that’s a good idea. Yoink
@@Epsonea_482 the tarnished who do the frenzied flame ending better watch out... Oh god, it would basically be sukuna vs gojo
I need an ending where Melina stays.
I must have it
True I would hug her. she also has the most devastating smile in gaming history.
"i'm cute and warm and very huggable" facts and there's a lot more to her for me but i guess this is another one of fromsoft's ways to torture even a person who defeated malenia blindfolded😔😔
To that last part… wow
@@Epsonea_482 it took me 2 days of training and 5 hours actually trying until i got it 😵😵
Idk why but my brain misheard Malenia's line: "I want to SPOON a nice Tarnished for my ending."
Now that's kinda sus
I mean I wouldn't be opposed to either lol
Be me.
I never beat the game. All of the people I like are alive, and I don't have to fight Melania.
**Puts ring on ground and bashes head into the stone tiles of the Prayer Room, asking Malenia to marry me because she deserves a good ending**
Makes me want to read Age of Unalloyed Gold again.
If Ranni got one, so should she!
Also do it
Yeah! I want an ending where Malenia is freed from that which troubles her!
Instead she suffers from space cancer in coma and then gets killed off by a foul Tarnished in search of the elden ring
Good story honestly
I wish taking Frenzied Flame mean saving Melina from burning herself. But getting her to chase me is good enough. 😂😂
Call her Melatonin cause shes the reason I sleep well at night.
"The 'worst tarnished imaginable' ? Now hold on, this whole entire thing was your idea.
Secret harem ending where you marry all 3💀
Melina is very warm indeed
Petition to get a malenia DLC
Ranni bribed me with my favorite fromsoft sword
“Arasaka, all the way to the dop” is js devious work bro 😭
Gonna be honest. The only reason I gave into the flames and burned the tree at the end was to save Melina. I will let her give me destined death if it keeps my girl safe. 😢
Runny would never expect marrying THE LOATHSOME DUNG EATER Jr.😈
someone call "let me solo her" his main gig is looking to get the wed and bed fight.
“Arasaka, all the way to the top…” hit me different fr
✊🏼😖
At least you get to marry them and go to the moon
Casually kills tarnished 137 times
Fia is best girl for hugs. (Lore accurate)
This 3 are fighting for 2nd place we all know Fia is on every boy,teen,man and legend dream
Fia gets passed around at the Death mermaid cosplay party these days
“The worst tarnished imaginable” looks off in the distance to see the tarnished celebrating that with blaidd
Melina literally becomes evil incarnate on the madness ending.
She had her entire world destroyed and burned
You better believe she woke up with fresh hatred
@@Epsonea_482 a sexy dark hair hatred lol
I have to agree, Melina is very warm and huggable. She was even warmer after she set herself on fire. I was not left hugless and cold for long though. The three fingers give the warmest hugs of all.
Well, according to all the polling data I've seen, Ranni is needed, best girl 😅
There needs to be an ending where you spare Melina and she joins you like Ranni does
Melina is the best cause she actually helps you. Especially as a summon, amd she doesn't insult you like Ranni
Ranni only insults you if you try to kill her. Seems a reasonable act.
Also melina leaves after you help her unlike ranni so...
I like the idea that the Tarnished married to Ranni doesnt even know he's married and just did everything because cool blue sword and pretty blue lady
Ranni’s out here taking them on dates and he’s just in it for the free road trips lol
Out of the 3 of them, only one pledges maidenhood to you, and gives you a ring, which the ring also come with a donkey, I see Melina is not just a maiden but the wife level maiden
Melina best girl! If only there was an ending to where if you cure the Frenzy you can make up with Melina while still saving her and burning the tree 😢
Worst girl
Melina is indeed super huggable. 10/10 would recommend.
None of them, Rya. And thats It.
Based 🗿
Fia is the huggable one
That “Arasaka, all the way to to top…” got me
Melina just like: Throughout Lands Between and all waifus, i alone am the most huggable
I think Melina is more than just warm
It’s the thought that counts
Melina literally offers you a Honda Accord, can’t get any better than that!
Man, that Edgerunner reference hit me harder than I thought....
😔
That Melina is adorable
I actually like Nepheli😭
I do too she is the best girl of elden ring iv been posting this nearly all of the videos in hope of getting her mentioned and to be a character in these videos.
@@grimreaper1551 that would be cool indeed. Can have some new content🤌
All the way to the moon...That Tarnished is just going to end up sitting there with a dead inside look on the ride up.
“I couldn’t wait for you to come and clear the cupboards…”
Melina, you will never be like fia. DONT COMPARE YOURSELF TO MY QUEEN!!
The erdtree can confirm,melina is very warm
Am I the only one who noticed/appreciates the edgerunners line?
Very few have but I’m glad it’s been picked up on. Just got the new dlc recently
Malenia spiked my adrenaline and anxiety back it reminded me of Sekiro.
I would 100% hug Meli-Meli
I go through the effort of embracing the frenzy to save Melina from sacrificing herself, and even after I cleanse the flame, she doesn't return.
Ranni best girl.
And yet Melina gets mad at me for choosing the frenzied flame when I am actively trying to save her
At first I thought they were be nice to each others and then I started to think that they are sarcastic 😂
Fia in the back"someone said hug?"
I would choose Nepheli Loux. Over all three of them.
Nepheli is strong, companionate, a good fighter and emotionally available and sees the world as it is. The others have some warped sense of reality😂
Yes Nepheli is best waifu
I want a ending where you cure the scarlet rot from everything
Theories about Ranni’s ending being the start of bloodborne universe is the only thing that pushes me to than ending.
Mellimelli is very cute and huggable indeed.
Ngl fia is the most huggable
Indeed she's very cute,warm and huggable
I like to imagine an episode that goes like. What if the Tarnished was the lord of frenzied flame in this one but never spoken a word about it.
Until one day he shows it in the most unexpected moment.
Melina proposed to you with a horse summoning ring of course she’s huggable
But lets not froget rannis four hands imagen the hugs
Only tarnished shes swooning has a pot on their head.
She is the best girl.
Which one?
Letmesoloher spends the most time of all tarnished with melania he has first dabs 😂
BRO YOU CAN NOT MAKE A ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP ARASAKA REFERENCE, I still cry every time I wanna stay at your house plays in game. I miss David at least he got a bunch of references in the new skill tree images
“You’ve got my word. Arasaka, all the way to the top”
“Alright David. Let’s go, to the top then”
They could’ve had it all if they just communicated damn it. Copium fics are all I read after I finished it 😔
@@Epsonea_482 that show brought me so high only for me not to notice it was putting my heart in a noose bro I couldn’t get enough copium, I dried the mines.
“Hugable” not what i heard 😂
SCP - Foundation. If you feel the effects of the anomalous entity overtaking rational thought, repeat this phrase: "I do not recognize the woman at my door"
FIA. FIA is, in fact, the most huggable.
Not me IMMEDIATLY tryna rizz malenia
I would marry Melina instantly.
Arasaka Is absolutely wild 😭😭
nah you're evil for that Arasaka quote... let me recover first choom
YES FINALLY! Nepheli is finally acknowledged as a waifu now we just need to get her in a video. I will not stop supporting the best waifu
I was awaiting your response to this 😎
Yep.... she's cute and warm and very huggable
*i really wanna stay at your house intensities*
“So, get away!”
True, Melina is in fact more huggable. Even though she doesn't have extra hands, she at least offers to be our Maiden. Any day Melina, any day. Love you