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  • Опубліковано 10 вер 2024
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  • @JustinProper
    @JustinProper 5 років тому +1471

    It's nice to see Neel's gender reassignment surgery went well.

    • @Zentz29
      @Zentz29 5 років тому +2

      I was # 500 and it was an honor 👍

    • @universeofopulence
      @universeofopulence 5 років тому +16

      .....his cleavage is 😵

    • @AndrewByrnes1
      @AndrewByrnes1 5 років тому +14

      I heard she goes by Neelexia now

    • @beelal6407
      @beelal6407 5 років тому +4

      @@AndrewByrnes1 she is always kneeling now :)

    • @I666I
      @I666I 2 роки тому

      ''gender reassignment surgery''... not bad lol.

  • @fight4ourright306
    @fight4ourright306 5 років тому +358

    "Reasonable constructive criticism? Oh my I didnt know you were....EMOTIONALLY ABUSIVE!😣" 😂Videos 100% accurate.

  • @ellelim7723
    @ellelim7723 5 років тому +1002

    I can't believe it's only 3 minutes... It feels a lot

    • @Lvlaple4Ever
      @Lvlaple4Ever 5 років тому +18

      Holy shit, that was only 3 minutes?

    • @NightcorEDM
      @NightcorEDM 5 років тому +2

      2:52

    • @Nikkizsche
      @Nikkizsche 5 років тому +3

      jesus

    • @youyou2723
      @youyou2723 5 років тому +8

      Hahahahahahah it felt like 15 minutes

    • @Fruitcupper
      @Fruitcupper 5 років тому +21

      3 min of having a toxic girlfriend = life sentence

  • @whatevereyewant
    @whatevereyewant 5 років тому +207

    100% of this was supposed to be funny...but 100% of this was legitimately accurate.

    • @theohyxe5237
      @theohyxe5237 4 роки тому +3

      That's why it's funny because it's true

  • @Jormundgandur
    @Jormundgandur 5 років тому +719

    I would have found this funny if i hadn’t dated a girl that was exactly like this

  • @buddingnaturalist
    @buddingnaturalist 5 років тому +770

    That nip slip is what is getting this video not recommended on the main slot.

    • @crusader7659
      @crusader7659 5 років тому +6

      That nip slip is what is making this video worth it. The humor is good too...

    • @flopin9888
      @flopin9888 5 років тому +3

      I got it recommended xD

  • @chris-solmon4017
    @chris-solmon4017 5 років тому +174

    The girlfriend who goes to the gym with her boyfriend is so true. Lol.
    Give the guy some space.

    • @1mol831
      @1mol831 5 років тому +4

      Go to church, then stay there, she's going to be fed up and decide to return home. Then you can go to the gym.

    • @Diana-fg2vy
      @Diana-fg2vy 3 роки тому

      I give my man space he does whatever I do classes

  • @redress5
    @redress5 5 років тому +77

    27 and still like this? It doesn’t really end at any age from what I observe.

  • @youyou2723
    @youyou2723 5 років тому +34

    Here i am being single not having to deal with a toxic girlfriend. To those Who have toxic girlfriends, good luck with life

    • @lavrentievv
      @lavrentievv 5 років тому +3

      MGTOW niqqa! He literally sounds like my bro's gf. I don't know how/why ppl put up with jt

    • @paulyC
      @paulyC 5 років тому +1

      Hate Speech Exactly, go MGTOW, and you won't have to worry about a nagging, toxic broad.

    • @athish-REAL
      @athish-REAL 5 років тому +1

      Hi Mgtow Brothers 💪💪

    • @youyou2723
      @youyou2723 5 років тому +1

      @@athish-REAL hi

    • @youyou2723
      @youyou2723 5 років тому +1

      @@athish-REAL subscribe to my channel 👍

  • @liau6431
    @liau6431 5 років тому +159

    i felt the “why didn’t you love me daddy?”

  • @lucianjaeger5816
    @lucianjaeger5816 4 роки тому +11

    "Your so nice to me I don't trust it!" "It's your fault I cheated!"
    Yep heard those before.

  • @ashfield4313
    @ashfield4313 5 років тому +32

    I tuned out half of this without realizing I was tuning it out.

    • @IllDawgable
      @IllDawgable 5 років тому +2

      Yikes.... ssooo you're numb to it?

  • @canisrah
    @canisrah 5 років тому +190

    This video is effective. How do I know? Because it is INTENSELY IRRITATING.

  • @maytalmurray7556
    @maytalmurray7556 5 років тому +55

    that blonde wig with your beard "Hilarious" 😂

  • @de14jabs
    @de14jabs 5 років тому +20

    "Western women in a nutshell" evade-evade-evade.
    Ty Neel, a beacon of truth to those who have not seen the truth. There's only so much cognitive dissonance once can have before it is shattered

  • @CrispyGreyMatter
    @CrispyGreyMatter 5 років тому +3

    This is completely unrealistic. A toxic girlfriend would never cook.

    • @bupekamfwa
      @bupekamfwa 5 років тому

      Well that's not true, how about when they're trying to give you a dose of cyanide

    • @CrispyGreyMatter
      @CrispyGreyMatter 4 роки тому

      @@bupekamfwa That's what making your drink if for

  • @noislamonazisdotcom9888
    @noislamonazisdotcom9888 5 років тому +79

    advice from an old dude. If she is addicted to social media then she will be useless in every aspect of life. Particularly as a marriage partner and mother.

    • @xxmessymindxx1303
      @xxmessymindxx1303 5 років тому +14

      My friend used to be addicted to social media and she is a great wife and mom of two now tho?
      Imo it depends from what part of the experience they're addicted. She used to play games and just chat on fb (also she did write poetry for a while) but if anyone is addicted to people drooling over them on social media, then they are most likely a useless person who is likely to cheat.

    • @noislamonazisdotcom9888
      @noislamonazisdotcom9888 5 років тому +7

      @@xxmessymindxx1303 Addicted to anything does not make one good at other things as they require time that has already been lost to the addiction. You have to be fibbing.

    • @brownpunk1794
      @brownpunk1794 5 років тому +2

      I second this comment

  • @Ruffgi
    @Ruffgi 5 років тому +104

    "Sorry I bullied you about your insecurities, I just wanted you to be a bit angry when we had sex"
    I have actually heard a friend if mine say this to her boyfriend once. Not exactly the same words, but the same thought.

    • @IllDawgable
      @IllDawgable 5 років тому +16

      Are you still friends with her? I'm sure she has bullied you about your insecurities so that you compensate by being overly generous to her.

    • @Ruffgi
      @Ruffgi 5 років тому +21

      @@IllDawgable Actually no. We're not friends anymore, she grew to be so irritating. Used to put labels on a lot of people when she didn't even know them.
      She was intelligent tough. Always getting on the good side of teachers and getting good grades.

    • @olivyae3057
      @olivyae3057 5 років тому +4

      That is scary

    • @bbbbende
      @bbbbende 5 років тому +10

      Much charisma, no wisdom. One can predict and control people, but it takes a lot more to understand them as well.

    • @scp--297
      @scp--297 3 роки тому +1

      Wtf. Please, tell me he ran for the hills.

  • @infinite-journey
    @infinite-journey 4 роки тому +7

    Me: *Opened UA-cam to get a break from my toxic girlfriend*
    UA-cam:

  • @dubiedupe2368
    @dubiedupe2368 5 років тому +8

    My biggest fear is that I'm like this without even realizing it

    • @jorollnik2352
      @jorollnik2352 4 роки тому +5

      Self awareness is key! I can laugh now but Ive been this girl in past relationships😬🤭

  • @SirChocula
    @SirChocula 5 років тому +79

    Lol that Marilyn Monroe quote that almost every girl uses xD

    • @MeritedLine1491
      @MeritedLine1491 3 роки тому +5

      What one

    • @marksesuraj7036
      @marksesuraj7036 3 роки тому +7

      @@MeritedLine1491 "If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best" I think

  • @steamyaf800
    @steamyaf800 5 років тому +20

    This guy literally my hero ı mean when ı watch one of his videos I admire him more

  • @savannahrae9122
    @savannahrae9122 5 років тому +43

    Why do I know so many of these types of Women...

    • @Ruffgi
      @Ruffgi 5 років тому +15

      Me too, and I'm a girl. I heard those things from some of my friends so frequently that it's scary.
      They usually do that stupid vocal fry shit too.

    • @Nemesis-lg6zf
      @Nemesis-lg6zf 5 років тому

      @@Ruffgi Do you hang out around feminists?

    • @Ruffgi
      @Ruffgi 5 років тому +1

      @@Nemesis-lg6zf well, I honestly don't know at this point. They never told me they were.

    • @Nemesis-lg6zf
      @Nemesis-lg6zf 5 років тому +7

      @@Ruffgi Well, if they act like the vid, they certainly sound like feminists.

    • @Nemesis-lg6zf
      @Nemesis-lg6zf 5 років тому +8

      @Lord Quilton Perhaps, but feminism does seem to thrive from the attitudes shown in the vid.
      IE: it's always the mans fault. especially when it isn't.

  • @ZoFiProductions
    @ZoFiProductions 4 роки тому +3

    That "it's YOUR fault I cheated on you" hits different when you hear it in real life...

  • @anthonyredgrave445
    @anthonyredgrave445 5 років тому +53

    0:18 I'm studying this and I can unfortunately vouch for it

    • @jerome6383
      @jerome6383 5 років тому

      @saywhatagain! agree

  • @GuntherL1
    @GuntherL1 5 років тому +6

    Best 2-minute relationship summary I've seen in a while.

  • @nitemare456
    @nitemare456 5 років тому +26

    Damn I went through like a lot of this .

  • @supervillainJ
    @supervillainJ 5 років тому +6

    .....I feel this is a personal attack with my dating history.

  • @AbsintheReverie
    @AbsintheReverie 5 років тому +20

    Remember to use protection when you are with one of these chicks. They are the type to try and baby trap you!

    • @IllDawgable
      @IllDawgable 5 років тому

      That's what she said.
      Do you watch the office?

    • @AbsintheReverie
      @AbsintheReverie 5 років тому

      @@IllDawgable No why?

    • @thevampireinyourhallway7570
      @thevampireinyourhallway7570 5 років тому

      I knew one she stopped taking her pill and got pregz punched the kind guy i know hes a good friend and yeah she made it sound like it was his fault and his mums saying you fuckin bitch were gonna beat you up to his mum after that chick had a abortion saying its all their fault cuz that chick was a psycho man she legit was.

    • @LUR1FAX
      @LUR1FAX 2 роки тому +1

      Or just, you know, leave. Why waste your time on people who just drain you?

  • @tlamiczka
    @tlamiczka 5 років тому +158

    Looking at current chicks, even the beard seems spot on :-)))

  • @friendlyatheist387
    @friendlyatheist387 5 років тому +5

    "Why are you confronting me while i am attacking you"
    Every feminist ever

  • @Justin_Joy
    @Justin_Joy 5 років тому +7

    20 years from now, she's gonna become an angry middle aged women that everyone in the store looks at for holding up the line.

  • @Alkaris
    @Alkaris 5 років тому +223

    Why does this sound like every SJW ever on Twitter? 😁

    • @memyselfandi1300
      @memyselfandi1300 5 років тому +19

      And Tumblr.

    • @tylerorr3851
      @tylerorr3851 5 років тому +2

      @@memyselfandi1300 Tumlr died when they got rid of porn

    • @limerickman8512
      @limerickman8512 5 років тому +2

      And Fakebook.

    • @tylerorr3851
      @tylerorr3851 5 років тому +3

      @@limerickman8512 Fakebook is also dead. legit millennials only use it for messenger. Plasticgram is a thing, but there's basically no communication on that site.

    • @limerickman8512
      @limerickman8512 5 років тому +1

      @@tylerorr3851 and for WhatsApp.

  • @Dracopol
    @Dracopol 5 років тому +58

    "How do you write women so well?"
    "I think of a man, and then I remove reason and accountability."
    --Jack Nicholson, in AS GOOD AS IT GETS

  • @corvusdax8048
    @corvusdax8048 5 років тому +12

    Some of these feel too real

  • @therealcoolpup3196
    @therealcoolpup3196 5 років тому +10

    My ex was a lot like this, i wish i left her when she first cheated.

    • @therealcoolpup3196
      @therealcoolpup3196 5 років тому +3

      @@clamsypotato5729 i was retarded back then i caught her cheating twice (i think she done it much more). In the end she left me but now i have someone amazing who is the most loyal person i met.

    • @therealcoolpup3196
      @therealcoolpup3196 5 років тому +1

      @@clamsypotato5729 Yeah they are ultra rare.

  • @MKMK-bj2sk
    @MKMK-bj2sk 5 років тому +22

    *MODERN EDUCAYSHUN*

  • @yourneighbour5738
    @yourneighbour5738 5 років тому +5

    Neel combating toxic femininity

  • @tamarabob
    @tamarabob 5 років тому +103

    after 30 seconds, I'm already tired :-/

    • @MasalaMan
      @MasalaMan 5 років тому +4

      I had to pause just so I can have a minute...

    • @limerickman8512
      @limerickman8512 5 років тому +1

      Tuned out more like, and pretend to listen. It is the automatic reflex to prevent you going into PTSD.

  • @Snowie7826
    @Snowie7826 5 років тому +7

    Sounds like he's speaking from experience... Poor bastard

  • @flickyy6342
    @flickyy6342 4 роки тому +3

    1:15 "If you can't handle me at my worst, then you don't deserve my *best* ." I remembered _all_ of my female friends' captions when posting or changing their profile pictures 😂

  • @Joe-ju4cj
    @Joe-ju4cj 5 років тому +5

    I tried counting all the lines that apply to my past relationships....lost count!

    • @noahhorwitz5644
      @noahhorwitz5644 3 роки тому

      Try counting lines that don't apply
      (Assuming there are any)

  • @Jammet
    @Jammet 5 років тому +2

    Why is it so frighteningly close in some parts, to my own past experiences with someone I once loved. My god.

  • @ivanstepanovic1327
    @ivanstepanovic1327 5 років тому +15

    Whoa! That's my ex-wife! You even got the hair color right!

  • @reachadi1029
    @reachadi1029 5 років тому +2

    Kudos brother- Precisely why the vast majority of good men have gone their own way!

  • @warner72
    @warner72 10 місяців тому

    So accurate and terrifying. If you ever hear a new flame say anything of this nature, hit the eject button and RUN.

  • @Handinmapocket
    @Handinmapocket 4 роки тому +1

    This went from bad influence, to dangerously psychotic and then to "imma need a restraining order after this breakup" real fast.

  • @ifonlyicouldstop
    @ifonlyicouldstop 5 років тому +1

    Ends perfectly...I will hear no counter arguments.

  • @jadecoolness101
    @jadecoolness101 5 років тому +2

    The sad part is, the "if you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best." Was originally about like... When a chick gets the flu and is throwing up or is generally ‘at her worst’, if a guy can’t handle that, he doesn’t deserve when she’s happy and healthy or ‘at her best.’
    But cunts took the saying to mean "if u can’t handle me being a bitch then u don’t deserve me being nice." Ugh.

    • @jerome6383
      @jerome6383 5 років тому

      I see, but well, I must admit, as man I do think similar. But more in the first way than in the second :p

    • @jadecoolness101
      @jadecoolness101 5 років тому +1

      Jerome I think the original meaning is just.... like, a healthy relationship....
      Like if your significant other (man or woman) is gonna be a child and be like "ewwwwewwwwewwwwwewww wwwwwwww you threw up that’s sooooo grosss eww stay away from me you nasty animallll" instead of being like "hey u ok?".... well maybe that’s not the person for you... because like... humans are gross. If you wanna be in a serious relationship with one, you’ve gotta agree to those terms and conditions. Humans are gross, and sometimes gross things are gonna happen.

  • @steveduvell907
    @steveduvell907 5 років тому +7

    Is it just me, or has that beard gotten more magnificent, since the last video?

  • @millenadecampos7192
    @millenadecampos7192 4 роки тому +1

    I used to be like this.... never again thank God

  • @ryanalex4671
    @ryanalex4671 5 років тому +1

    This brought back some bad PTSD flashbacks. Congratulations.

  • @AHGriffin
    @AHGriffin 5 років тому +2

    The epic line in the whole video was "LET'S HAVE A KID!" 🤣

  • @kafilkafish2152
    @kafilkafish2152 4 роки тому +2

    Aw man this gave me ptsd.

  • @binaryagenda
    @binaryagenda 5 років тому +11

    That last one was the most scary

  • @robert.mcdonald
    @robert.mcdonald 5 років тому +8

    Ah good old comedy, making fun of everyone and everything and not one-sided

  • @saintsundere
    @saintsundere 5 років тому +3

    Neel: ‘This sauce bottle had 20% more sauce in it last night. WHO WERE YOU WITH’ 💀💀💀💀

  • @bskiez
    @bskiez 3 роки тому

    *2:07* why was she pointing the 🔪 and looking at around at nothing when she said "I'm gonna die alone!?" 😭🤣🤣😭

  • @SamFisher69420
    @SamFisher69420 5 років тому +14

    did tumblr and twitter just have a crossover episode because this looks like it

  • @dickster3503
    @dickster3503 4 роки тому +1

    If I can change you I feel like I'm changing my dad
    That got me deep

  • @domino_dadmp1240
    @domino_dadmp1240 5 років тому +1

    Oh wow!!! So true, yet so frightening.

  • @basil-li1jw
    @basil-li1jw 5 років тому +3

    This was chillingly accurate
    Neel are you ok?

  • @jhl3653
    @jhl3653 5 років тому +3

    I want to see the rest of this documentary

  • @sudarshchaturvedi7011
    @sudarshchaturvedi7011 5 років тому +4

    Back to the old outro, 🙏🙏💓

  • @long_chin_man
    @long_chin_man 5 років тому +3

    "let's have a kid"
    *TIME TO ABANDON SHIP*

  • @TheBlackB0X
    @TheBlackB0X 5 років тому +3

    I've had more than a few of those incidents thrown my direction. :-/

  • @pirhan
    @pirhan 5 років тому +1

    Those last two sentences: Spot. On.

  • @congruentwitch6506
    @congruentwitch6506 3 роки тому +1

    reminded me of Carrie Bradshaw

  • @SannaAngeela
    @SannaAngeela 5 років тому +1

    Wow, don't know what I just watched. But in about 3 minutes, this just sums up most girls I know. 😂

  • @Mahtijanis
    @Mahtijanis 5 років тому

    Ouch, this was so spot on it hurts.

  • @clockworklemon9243
    @clockworklemon9243 5 років тому +1

    That last bit made me choke on my dinner lol

  • @unjess9112
    @unjess9112 4 роки тому

    Why you being nice to me, I don't trust it?
    Why have you stopped being nice to me?
    When you hear your own words reflected back to you...

  • @GemGames3
    @GemGames3 5 років тому +1

    0:41 "If I can change you, I feel like I'm changing my dad." well damn....

  • @IllDawgable
    @IllDawgable 5 років тому +1

    Hahaha she said, "Let's have a baby."
    I mean, "He." He said. That's how spot-on his performance is.

  • @ErickOberholtzer
    @ErickOberholtzer 5 років тому +1

    Ok. Now you should do one on toxic boyfriends.

    • @FrederickObando
      @FrederickObando 5 років тому +2

      he already did.

    • @ErickOberholtzer
      @ErickOberholtzer 5 років тому +1

      @@FrederickObando really? I looked over his channel and couldn't find anything. You got a link for me?

    • @FrederickObando
      @FrederickObando 5 років тому +2

      @@ErickOberholtzer ... your researching skills are lacking my friend!
      Here you go: ua-cam.com/video/9kYpcPGQDz8/v-deo.html
      Is that toxic enough for ya?

  • @jorollnik2352
    @jorollnik2352 4 роки тому +1

    This is eerily accurate😂😂😂

  • @horrysands886
    @horrysands886 5 років тому +4

    Keep it up man your hillariouse

  • @jaegergames7042
    @jaegergames7042 3 роки тому

    As someone with experience, I can say there are way too close to home.

  • @whitefox2316
    @whitefox2316 3 роки тому +1

    With the daddy issues things...us girls myself included can usually keep a lid on it and not be too toxic but yes some girls use that as an excuse to be extremely toxic and needy also its kinda like youre looking for your idea of what a father should be in your relationship....that can get messy because no ones perfect but when you do find "daddy" you tend to cling which can repeat the cycle of abandonment....FUN!

  • @bilajoin
    @bilajoin 5 років тому +2

    Spot on

  • @afromuthfuka
    @afromuthfuka 4 роки тому +1

    Welp i just got PTSD watching this.

  • @muhammaduzairbhatti8831
    @muhammaduzairbhatti8831 5 років тому +2

    we knowledgable and cultured people just call this behaviour as Yandere

  • @AydinZahedi
    @AydinZahedi 5 років тому +1

    All those plants she bought from Bunnings :)))) lol

  • @mswilson1531
    @mswilson1531 5 років тому +2

    99% accurate. 👌

  • @freedomfreedomfreedom
    @freedomfreedomfreedom 5 років тому +1

    That was freaking good!

  • @bskiez
    @bskiez 3 роки тому

    The validate me social media and its your fault I cheated on you is so true and society always supports. I laughed so hard at first but now I'm truly frustrated how society treats men all because of the gender. I've never oppressed anyone as an aduit 100% true

  • @salimosman8188
    @salimosman8188 5 років тому +2

    😂😂😂 yep heard few of those in my life time...👍

  • @97Mizzo
    @97Mizzo 5 років тому +1

    This is peak character comedy

  • @mmarsbarr
    @mmarsbarr 5 років тому

    Omg i am living this, have been living this for the last 11 years and especially that last line 😂😂

  • @Luciezka
    @Luciezka 5 років тому +2

    Its sad that this still applies to lesbian relationships too

    • @Luciezka
      @Luciezka 5 років тому +1

      @Ismaël GACEM sadly some men are the same
      Finding good relationships is hard

    • @aviniciussouza100
      @aviniciussouza100 4 роки тому +1

      Instead of blaming men or women over it, why don't you blame toxic PEOPLE! Toxic people ruined relationships. Why can't you people stop with this "It's YOUR fault!"? Seriously?

  • @Rodrigusificacionn
    @Rodrigusificacionn 5 років тому +1

    Let's have a kid... Right. Good idea. Poor kid...

  • @TheRealMycanthrope
    @TheRealMycanthrope 5 років тому

    Well that was terrifying.

  • @jomay78
    @jomay78 3 роки тому

    That 'let's have a kid' at the end is hilariously terrifying

  • @somemod8045
    @somemod8045 5 років тому +1

    We’ve all met these people

  • @Lvlaple4Ever
    @Lvlaple4Ever 5 років тому +1

    2:31 Only 2 hours? We have a record here.

  • @hobbybaschtler7896
    @hobbybaschtler7896 5 років тому +4

    For me the pace of this video is too fast to enjoy it.

  • @russthecoolguy512
    @russthecoolguy512 4 роки тому

    Sounds about right. Smh

  • @MoesFingers
    @MoesFingers 5 років тому +1

    this was personal

  • @BoldMold
    @BoldMold 5 років тому

    Some of those hit a little to close to home.

  • @MaltesersChoky
    @MaltesersChoky 5 років тому

    Dear lord, so true, thank you. Love your chanel 💜