I honestly didn't know this until he told us, and listening back to the voice lines from the game I'm surprised I didn't realize it sooner. The generally bossy tone in his voice really did make him flow into the role he played naturally.
@marcoscolga24 y e s. i feel like they should just say sex at the same time, some either get uncomfortable while saying it and others are nonchalant during it just taking it as an everyday job
@@arl_wins Like when you got your first Main battle tank after 50 years :°) Also remember to drift your Bt-5, 7 or 7M when flanking a Centurion or any tank.
Fax, 7k hours and a rage cause my trash ass is stuck on tier 4 on America and its too late to change it T_T Worse with every update, would not recommend *begrudgingly keeps playing*
@@YourfriendlyneighborhoodChevy 7k and only tier 4? unless the grind suddenly gets 100x times harder after tier 3 that shouldnt be possible. i have 100 hours and im low tier 3
What an insightful title, the _ really shows the _ness of steam reviews. It’s beautiful and shows that even in few words commentary can be meaningful. Thank you for reminding me about the _ in our lives every day.
ah yes, Stardew valley…. So relaxing, running home at 1:00 pm, just to pass out at the foot of your bed… opening a trash can right as someone walks past, accidentally picking the rude dialogue in a heart event and wanting to go die in a hole… not stressful at all. Nope.
@@icynomad8949 "Garbage Cans can be found next to buildings in Pelican Town. If you "use" one (right-click on it), you can sometimes find a valuable item" From the Stardew Valley Wiki
4:40 I'm so glad he finally mentioned this. I don't care for the series too much, but when I watched the first episode of Markiplier's playthrough and I heard Robin's voice I nearly shit myself
@@justanothergalaxy8379 Same I’ve played 4, 5, primal and my least favorite out of all of them was 6 mostly because of the map editor and arcade removal
I like 4 5 and new dawn. 3 was okay but I don't remember it very well and I didn't get very far in 2. 4 is my personal favorite just because of the feel of the game and the shangri-la missions. 5 is good and new dawn is just a bit too grindy.
3:09 it’s probably oneshot, some parts of the game are a bit sad and the main character’s only source of comfort throughout it is talking to the player about the world they come from and pancakes that remind them of the way their mom makes pancakes in their home world. It’s all very cute and funny but Niko is justified in wanting to go home.
The game at 3:03 was probably Oneshot, I distinctly remember a review along these lines with the same prerequisite. Plus, the pancakes falls in line with Oneshot and it’s protagonist.
0:27 regarding more boobs per character, it is likely that they are adding more pairs (4, 6, 8) to certian characters and just not giving everyone three boobs
2:52 as a ARK player, we don’t like it either, the amount of hours you need to put in it, you can’t escape it forces you back into the game until you wither away
@@pipopoikapelaa5468 you HAVE to be in the game or all your progress withers away, there’s decay on everything so if your not on you loose everything and things slowly run out such as fuel for generators or ammo for turrets, so you actually cannot leave or you lose everything
I play minecraft for roughly 7 years now and i never actually finished the game lol. I've spent enough hours into the game for me to finish it but instead, i just do stupid things and tinkering with command blocks.
The pancake review was probably from the game one shot, great game, amazing protagonist in a incredible world with intriguing puzzles, and an tremendous emotional ending, 10/10
My experience with VRChat was (and there were all in VR) -Got stabbed by furries -Used a grappling hook to make me hate my life -Went to Ace Attorney court. With furries! (they were in the lobby, and looking for someone to play the defendant. and I fit the role perfectly. I'll try and find the video if there is one) -Got circled by anime girls with no escape (I was pretending to be 2'4 so I was scared) and lastly Drove like Mario Kart but the karts have actual physics. I feel sick every time I imagine it.
guarantee the cry and eat pancakes game is Oneshot. *play it.* you will sob. you will shit your pants and yell. you will experience emotions you forgot existed.
@@isappycracks its lore is actually pretty well written considering how recently the game came out. Leith Pierre is the executive, Head Of Innovation (i believe) of the company, you can hear alot of his voice around the place, such as the beginning of the game with the first VHS security tape.
@@isappycracks pretty long, and its only at chapter 2 currently. i definitely recommend playing it though ive yet to myself. pretty sure its around 2-3 hours for now?
7:08 Factorio can execute lua. Lua can run a browser and automate it. You indeed can write a review of Factorio within the game of Factorio. Even without mods. The console can execute raw lua.
On the first one, im going Skyrim. There are so many side quests, you can find yourself losing the main quests. The last time I played, I finally had to start going through my side quests. But then I accidentally triggered the boss fight with no potions or companions with Alduin. And im 90% sure its bugged. And I dont remember my last save point, so yeah. I gave up and started playing ESO instead
“If I played any game that involves zombies that didn’t die if I shoot at them, I’d be pissed” Me playing Resident Evil 2 remake: “cool I’ve been shooting his head 7 times and it’s still not down”
I was eating incredibly spicy instant noodles at 13:15, I had a large sip in my mouth at the time. I laughed so hard that it all came out of my nose and splashed back into my eyes, It was worth it.
4:43 I knew Leith Pierre sounded like Robin. Like, when I saw that game for the first time and heard Leith Pierre I immediately thought "This sounds like Robin from EmKay"
As someone who has about 1900 hours on War Thunder, I can agree that it's a terrible game and shouldn't be played. But anyway, back to climbing in my F4-U.
bro I shot a fucking T-80BVM in the ammo rack (directly in the side) and it didn't do shit, the tank and its crew were unharmed, it turned and 1 shotted my leopard 2A5, I think I might have dented my wall a little bit :/
For anyone wondering, Robin plays Leith Pierre in Poppy Playtime! He’s the one on the tape in the first chapter telling you that your trespassing and I believe the one who’s interviewing Marcus/Jacksepticeye in chapter 2, I could be wrong on that one though
3:02 I can tell you with full confidence that game is OneShot. I didn’t even have to look for the review I just know for a fact that it has to be OneShot.
3:05 this game is probably "Oneshot", its a very emotional game aobut a character named niko and they really like pancakes but the game is very sad and emotional
Steam reviews are like reddit without the drugs and with better looks
Yup
Totally true.
I think there's a little bit of drugs here and there
@@GalaxyGamer1027 There's a lot more drugs on Steam, just less of the kind that make you batshit insane and more critical and logical.
@@GalaxyGamer1027 it's really a random chance of drugs or not
sooo any Canadian?
3:05
Not many hours played, makes you wanna cry and eat pancakes?
Yep, this is Oneshot
exactly
YES
YESS!!!
YES
Oooooh, I get it now !
My brain didn't connect the dots but yes, absolutely !
4:43 Congrats on the role for Leith Pierre! Honestly you did an amazing job!
Really ? Isn't that like the main bad guy of the game?
@@SpiritOfSpite No, Leith Pierre was just one of higher ups, Elliot Ludwig is the mastermind behind the whole thing.
@@bubububuuhunhcbuubub8865 the higher up that knew everything but was afraid to tell the truth.
also i was like “I swear he sounds like emkay.”
I honestly didn't know this until he told us, and listening back to the voice lines from the game I'm surprised I didn't realize it sooner. The generally bossy tone in his voice really did make him flow into the role he played naturally.
Robin, what is the trick to reading a essay about having sex with women without laughing?
Just read it as if it was a boring school assignment, maybe
u cant
I assume that entire review was written by a bot.
read it the 13th time
Being ace
6:40 “well at some point thats not going to take your games far.”
Robtop: hold my cube
ye robtop humour is stupid
@@notthatntg that makes his humour great tho
His humour is the fricking best and it's so funny it keeps us staying
i love robtop humour
especially if your name is sikky
Playing Dead Space made me look up at the ceiling in a cold sweat every time I heard a baby crying irl.
same but it made me want to stick a screwdriver up someones eye
Same, also applies to Max Payne 😭
8:26 please, Emkay, get all the narrators to say this one, and then get them to get as many people to read it out lol
and each sentence is a different narrator
lol
@marcoscolga24 y e s. i feel like they should just say sex at the same time, some either get uncomfortable while saying it and others are nonchalant during it just taking it as an everyday job
2:40 the sad part is that they have the exact playtime, suggesting they played it together like true homies
Day 65 of asking Emkay for a collab video between all Emkay and Ask Emkay narrators
Ñ
yesss
yay
@@EnheTook50Benadryl Ñ PAPAAAA
Four days left until foni number
As a VRChat gamer, I can confirm that the review is 101% true.
It’s very accurate to the metro stations in new york
The average Black Cat experience
@@pelziig I was imagining Black Cat while he was describing it.
Wait something fishy is going on here
Can confirm, only vrchat gamers would use Marin as thier pfp.
As a warthunder player I can confirm that almost everyone who plays hates this stupid game
But the moments that you get with your friends make you never want to uninstall
War thunder itself, is not fun, but it has fun *moments*. - A wise man
@@arl_wins
Like when you got your first Main battle tank after 50 years :°)
Also remember to drift your Bt-5, 7 or 7M when flanking a Centurion or any tank.
Fax, 7k hours and a rage cause my trash ass is stuck on tier 4 on America and its too late to change it T_T
Worse with every update, would not recommend
*begrudgingly keeps playing*
@@YourfriendlyneighborhoodChevy 7k and only tier 4? unless the grind suddenly gets 100x times harder after tier 3 that shouldnt be possible. i have 100 hours and im low tier 3
The censor at 2:13 gave me a heart attack jesus, and you put it there right after I finished rewatching rezero. Nice one editor
What an insightful title, the _ really shows the _ness of steam reviews. It’s beautiful and shows that even in few words commentary can be meaningful. Thank you for reminding me about the _ in our lives every day.
Im pretty sure that the review at 3:05 was for oneshot, considering the fact that the game is emotionally straining and involves pancakes
i posted that to the reddit - can confirm
Exactely.
ah yes, Stardew valley…. So relaxing, running home at 1:00 pm, just to pass out at the foot of your bed… opening a trash can right as someone walks past, accidentally picking the rude dialogue in a heart event and wanting to go die in a hole… not stressful at all. Nope.
I sent this to my mom (who is addicted to the game) and she said
"Also, add in forgetting to pet all your animals before they go to sleep"
i can relate to running home at 1:00 am
Bro just start a Drug Cartel with blue
Well, atleast the first thing can be resolved with the Night Owl mod
Can you actually get anything useful from trash cans though?
@@icynomad8949 "Garbage Cans can be found next to buildings in Pelican Town. If you "use" one (right-click on it), you can sometimes find a valuable item"
From the Stardew Valley Wiki
11:53
just a reminder, one *entire* year is 8,750 hours...
Damm he's fast
4:40 I'm so glad he finally mentioned this. I don't care for the series too much, but when I watched the first episode of Markiplier's playthrough and I heard Robin's voice I nearly shit myself
wait what character
@@chompyd3802 leith pierre
ah OK thx
FarCry 4 was good tho, it's my favourite actually.
The setting is unmatched, 5 is also good, they nailed the "Montana" feel imo.
Yeah I'm not sure what the problem with 4, 5, or primal is
I get not liking New Dawn or 6 but everything before then was pretty good
@@justanothergalaxy8379 Same I’ve played 4, 5, primal and my least favorite out of all of them was 6 mostly because of the map editor and arcade removal
I like 4 5 and new dawn. 3 was okay but I don't remember it very well and I didn't get very far in 2. 4 is my personal favorite just because of the feel of the game and the shangri-la missions. 5 is good and new dawn is just a bit too grindy.
@@trulers8713 new dawn had horrible customization ngl
@@spicylikeasnake i’ve played 3 and newer and i don’t like 6 because of the lack of the skills/perks of the other games
3:07 that is almost certainly OneShot
why is your pfp your lock pattern
@@jan_Eten actually I drew a star wrong and stuck with it, it means person now, I have a whole alphabet
@@supremeoverlordkrenner6160 ok...
3:09 it’s probably oneshot, some parts of the game are a bit sad and the main character’s only source of comfort throughout it is talking to the player about the world they come from and pancakes that remind them of the way their mom makes pancakes in their home world. It’s all very cute and funny but Niko is justified in wanting to go home.
"Oh God its war thunder"
me with 3,300 hours: dude same
The game at 3:03 was probably Oneshot, I distinctly remember a review along these lines with the same prerequisite. Plus, the pancakes falls in line with Oneshot and it’s protagonist.
3:08 yep, definitely oneshot. From what I’ve heard that fits the bill for it
0:27 regarding more boobs per character, it is likely that they are adding more pairs (4, 6, 8) to certian characters and just not giving everyone three boobs
11:43 they should tell him that casual mode exists
Shh shh, let them figure it out on their own.
2:52 as a ARK player, we don’t like it either, the amount of hours you need to put in it, you can’t escape it forces you back into the game until you wither away
ARK is a fun game, but only when your not being massacred by alpha tribes or raped by troodons lol
The only way it can truly be fun, is when you're in a private server with friends imo
Hey seems like ARK nd War Thunder have alot on common.
Nah I play on boosted servers and it’s suuuuper fun. Games are supposed to be fun and not stressful. Atlas on the other hand...
@@pipopoikapelaa5468 you HAVE to be in the game or all your progress withers away, there’s decay on everything so if your not on you loose everything and things slowly run out such as fuel for generators or ammo for turrets, so you actually cannot leave or you lose everything
9:46 when you need to pass the minimum word limit in an essay:
I play minecraft for roughly 7 years now and i never actually finished the game lol. I've spent enough hours into the game for me to finish it but instead, i just do stupid things and tinkering with command blocks.
Same
The pancake review was probably from the game one shot, great game, amazing protagonist in a incredible world with intriguing puzzles, and an tremendous emotional ending, 10/10
My experience with VRChat was (and there were all in VR)
-Got stabbed by furries
-Used a grappling hook to make me hate my life
-Went to Ace Attorney court. With furries! (they were in the lobby, and looking for someone to play the defendant. and I fit the role perfectly. I'll try and find the video if there is one)
-Got circled by anime girls with no escape (I was pretending to be 2'4 so I was scared)
and lastly
Drove like Mario Kart but the karts have actual physics. I feel sick every time I imagine it.
WE NEED THE VIDEO OF THE FURRY COURT
WE NEED THE VIDEO OF THE FURRY COURT
I'll try my best
WE NEED THE VIDEO OF THE FURRY COURT
Average VRChat experience. I genuinely wish I was joking.
we need a collab with all emkay and ask emkay narrators
YEEEES
Copycat
emaky
Godgodgodgodgodyay
This has been asked a multiple times now they better not let this opportunity go while its fresh
guarantee the cry and eat pancakes game is Oneshot. *play it.* you will sob. you will shit your pants and yell. you will experience emotions you forgot existed.
How did i NOT know you played Leith in poppy playtime? holy shit i thought he sounded familar. thats sick dude, your killing it!
whos leith? + poppy playtime lore is bad + don't escape 4 days to survive better horror game
@@isappycracks its lore is actually pretty well written considering how recently the game came out. Leith Pierre is the executive, Head Of Innovation (i believe) of the company, you can hear alot of his voice around the place, such as the beginning of the game with the first VHS security tape.
@@DeletedExpiration how long is the game
@@isappycracks pretty long, and its only at chapter 2 currently. i definitely recommend playing it though ive yet to myself. pretty sure its around 2-3 hours for now?
@@DeletedExpiration it has chapters? hell nah man all my homies hate chapter games but atleast the second chapter is free right?
that perverted morty guy was a comedy genius im just saying
3:05 if I had to guess it’s probably Oneshot, emotional game where the main character won’t stfu about pancakes
3:06 im pretty sure this game is Oneshot, then ending would make you cry and the main character Niko loves pancakes
3:40 -4:09 I can confirm, this is VR chat
2:12 I spaced out and instantly spaced back in when hearing that sound
8:27 that shit sounds like something generated by inferkit if you set the creativity of the A.I. to 0.5
7:08 Factorio can execute lua. Lua can run a browser and automate it. You indeed can write a review of Factorio within the game of Factorio. Even without mods. The console can execute raw lua.
13:28 He already paid for that tho. He just said it cost him 90$.
8:26 reads like if an AI text generator was prompted to make a bio for a 'desirable male' and fed way too little data
Call the SCP Foundation, clearly 079 is on the loose. Stupid AI.
On the first one, im going Skyrim. There are so many side quests, you can find yourself losing the main quests. The last time I played, I finally had to start going through my side quests. But then I accidentally triggered the boss fight with no potions or companions with Alduin. And im 90% sure its bugged. And I dont remember my last save point, so yeah. I gave up and started playing ESO instead
BUT running away and making lizard character is fun
“If I played any game that involves zombies that didn’t die if I shoot at them, I’d be pissed”
Me playing Resident Evil 2 remake: “cool I’ve been shooting his head 7 times and it’s still not down”
I didn't actually realise how much I needed this..
didn’t ask
3:02 Surely that's OneShot
I hope that there will be more of r/SteamReviews
11:40 Stardew Valley also gets frustrating, when you lose 5 prismatic shards in skull cavern because you didn't sleep before 2AM
Congratulations on the 3m subs!!! 😁😁😁😁
Planning on making a review for VRChat when I reach 1000 hours, it will say, “Yeah it’s pretty good I guess, put a couple hours into it.”
3:12 I think it maybe OneShot due to the main character favorite food being pancakes.
3:40 As a regular VRChat Player, this is entirely accurate. not even an exaggeration.
I was eating incredibly spicy instant noodles at 13:15, I had a large sip in my mouth at the time. I laughed so hard that it all came out of my nose and splashed back into my eyes, It was worth it.
F
Yo Emkay! Im Really Enjoying the varied content and subs! Thanks!
8:26 has to be the best steam review ever made
3:04 crying and pancakes? Gotta be OneShot
0:06 hmmm it might be these 3 games
Skyrim special (mods)
Gmod (has no story to beat)
Tf2 (story’s only in the comics)
Geometry dash
fyi, the game at 3:04 is probably oneshot (10$ on steam)
9:15 was not expecting that part, but the follow up was not quite like it
XD
4:43 I knew Leith Pierre sounded like Robin. Like, when I saw that game for the first time and heard Leith Pierre I immediately thought "This sounds like Robin from EmKay"
My first thought was Cave Johnson
2:19 And for those who are confused: Scott is the creator of Fnaf games.
Who doesn’t know about that?
@@TheSilverCanine_R3D-H People who are not interested in Fnaf, everyone in the community of course knows that.
WHOOOO HAPPY 3 MILLION SUBS EMKAY!
2:11 Sure, it's the devs fault that someone becomes so obsessed with game characters they look for rule 34 porn on said characters!
Obv.
Yea
*Looks at changed*
Totally its not the games that cause you to become furry
@@seantaggart7382 oh hey again
@@jan_Eten hi
the game that made the dude want to cry and eat pancakes is called oneshot it is the only thing that fits this 3:10
1:05 as an Apex player I can confirm all we do is OH ITS AN ENEMY GOTTA GRAPPLE
i can’t believe oneshot made it in here bro that’s my favorite game and it’s so underrated
10,000 hours on record, and never finished? Must be Skyrim.
I thought it was cuphead. Either that or getting over it with Bennett foddy.
@Princess Sapphira or it could just be a europa universalis 4 player with no life
I have a few thousand hours on skyrim and have beaten the game once
Honestly sounds like any PDX grand strategy game.
@@andrewgreenwood9068 true i had to force myself to stop playing ck3 one time just to sleep
8:26 Good thing I don't drink, because I'd get absolutely slammed just reading this...
OneShot made me cry and made want to eat pancakes.
The "made me want to cry and eat pancakes" is 100% Oneshot
4:32 this review probably hits different for robin considering HE HIMSELF VOICED IN THIS GAME
4:43 HE SAID IT
who did he voice?
@@nugg3tman116 same question
@@hitblank2320 my guess is that its the poppy platime co's owner?
@@nugg3tman116 someone
2:12 bro wtf? I was just chilling and then you decide to hit me with that Re:Zero sound. Cant trust nobody these days.
I know, right? It caught me off guard too.
As someone who has about 1900 hours on War Thunder, I can agree that it's a terrible game and shouldn't be played. But anyway, back to climbing in my F4-U.
but what about doing a ground RB match using the T95 and B29
@@wenlock8069 I have my self been bringing the Me264 into ground RB
@@wenlock8069 that is the way to make extra stonkssss
The F4-u isn’t meant for altitude though
bro I shot a fucking T-80BVM in the ammo rack (directly in the side) and it didn't do shit, the tank and its crew were unharmed, it turned and 1 shotted my leopard 2A5, I think I might have dented my wall a little bit :/
Y’know.. I *may* be scarred for life. And I’m also surprised, that the comments aren’t raging and asking you what character you play in PP. Good job.
LoL, you need to shower a lot to remove the radiation after a few games.
Few
0:00 the game was most likely Terraria 💀
13:37 "my wife's boy friend"
The fact he called eu4 Europa
3:30 can't stop me won't stop me
3:05 It's probably One Shot, beautiful game
3:10 Probably One Shot
2:29 WTF WAS THAT CENSOR SOUND MY GUY
3:02 is 100% Oneshot there is no doubt in my mind.
it is
6:21 my fav part is when that one soldier says "THE ALIENS ARE COMING WE'VE BEEN COMPROMISED" good game 10/10
1:54 TF2 players: amateurs
CONGRATS ON 3M EMKAY!!!!!!!
3:22
Oh shit...
On an unrelated note, I have to pause this video and go do something really quick... >.>
It wouldn't surprise me if the first one was skyrim. Not because of the main quest, but because of all the side quests you can do.
For anyone wondering, Robin plays Leith Pierre in Poppy Playtime! He’s the one on the tape in the first chapter telling you that your trespassing and I believe the one who’s interviewing Marcus/Jacksepticeye in chapter 2, I could be wrong on that one though
Nope, you're actually right all the way.
omg, thank you, I was so curious!
3:06 that sweet game is OneShot
"Made me cream pant" are you responsible for the Bart Simpson cake that said "Eat Pant" lol.
"You will spend 280000 hours in the first week"
If you don’t want to be abducted by a gang of tiny Hatsune Mikus, just give them leeks.
“Oh no it’s ark” this passing sentence has become more abundant as time moves on
2:28 what did I hear
3:03 I'd bet anything that this game is Oneshot... it also made me cry and want to eat pancakes
Was robin a voice actor for poppy playtime or did he just play it?
He voices Leith Pierre!
Oh thanks
He is leth Pierre
3:02
I can tell you with full confidence that game is OneShot. I didn’t even have to look for the review I just know for a fact that it has to be OneShot.
yep, it is
i posted it to the subreddit so can confirm
9:45 When every word just makes it less convincing.
3:05 this game is probably "Oneshot", its a very emotional game aobut a character named niko and they really like pancakes but the game is very sad and emotional