Life does not matter, nor has it ever mattered. Well, for some people. It’s quite likely you have no desire to become rich or famous. Or maybe you do. Or maybe you want lots of money, but no fame. If this is the case, then you and me are a bit alike. On a different note, let’s talk about video games. Everyone loves them. Maybe your parents do too. Maybe they don’t. Well, I can tell you right now that my parents are not a big fan of gaming. I spent a large portion of my life playing video games all day... until my life took a turn for the worse. I was put in foster care and moved from house to house to house. Then one day, 5 years later, I was adopted. One of the happiest moments of my life. Long story short, they think I am immature. They despise online gaming, which is something I absolutely love. I would like to prove them wrong by becoming a successful, self made person. That is why I would like you to subscribe to my UA-cam channel. I am asking you for nothing more. If you would like me to explain why I want you to do so, then so be it. My old Xbox is breaking. The fan has stopped working, and frequently crashes. The new Xbox Series X is something I’ve been eyeing for a while now. It will be released to the public on “Holiday 2020” which is before or on Christmas. I would like to show my parents that I have indeed reached the level of maturity they requested. I would also like to make some money on the side. Who wouldn’t? I don’t have the slightest idea who you are, and we have not seen each other in real life. This does not matter, though. Honestly, I don’t know why I wrote that. If you have decided to read this far into my essay, then I congratulate your efforts. I would most definitely send you a thank you letter, but perhaps you would not like to give me your address. This is understandable. Okay, I think I need to stop. Let’s pause for a second, and take a deep breath. If you would like to read this last bit, then keep reading. If you would not like to, then honor your own wishes and do so. I would like you to subscribe to my UA-cam channel. I have given you adequate reason to consider it, but if you disagree, then please pretend that I never wrote this comment. Whatever you choose, I would like you to have a nice day and be positive to other people. Even a “hello” or a “thank you” can make a difference in a person’s entire day. Thank you for reading this. Goodbye, fellow UA-camr.
If there’s one thing I learned from Nelk, it’s that Cigarettes help with stress and don’t cause cancer. Can’t wait till I’m 18+ so I can smoke a pack a day. Strong lungs here I come
Life does not matter, nor has it ever mattered. Well, for some people. It’s quite likely you have no desire to become rich or famous. Or maybe you do. Or maybe you want lots of money, but no fame. If this is the case, then you and me are a bit alike. On a different note, let’s talk about video games. Everyone loves them. Maybe your parents do too. Maybe they don’t. Well, I can tell you right now that my parents are not a big fan of gaming. I spent a large portion of my life playing video games all day... until my life took a turn for the worse. I was put in foster care and moved from house to house to house. Then one day, 5 years later, I was adopted. One of the happiest moments of my life. Long story short, they think I am immature. They despise online gaming, which is something I absolutely love. I would like to prove them wrong by becoming a successful, self made person. That is why I would like you to subscribe to my UA-cam channel. I am asking you for nothing more. If you would like me to explain why I want you to do so, then so be it. My old Xbox is breaking. The fan has stopped working, and frequently crashes. The new Xbox Series X is something I’ve been eyeing for a while now. It will be released to the public on “Holiday 2020” which is before or on Christmas. I would like to show my parents that I have indeed reached the level of maturity they requested. I would also like to make some money on the side. Who wouldn’t? I don’t have the slightest idea who you are, and we have not seen each other in real life. This does not matter, though. Honestly, I don’t know why I wrote that. If you have decided to read this far into my essay, then I congratulate your efforts. I would most definitely send you a thank you letter, but perhaps you would not like to give me your address. This is understandable. Okay, I think I need to stop. Let’s pause for a second, and take a deep breath. If you would like to read this last bit, then keep reading. If you would not like to, then honor your own wishes and do so. I would like you to subscribe to my UA-cam channel. I have given you adequate reason to consider it, but if you disagree, then please pretend that I never wrote this comment. Whatever you choose, I would like you to have a nice day and be positive to other people. Even a “hello” or a “thank you” can make a difference in a person’s entire day. Thank you for reading this. Goodbye, fellow UA-camr.
Life does not matter, nor has it ever mattered. Well, for some people. It’s quite likely you have no desire to become rich or famous. Or maybe you do. Or maybe you want lots of money, but no fame. If this is the case, then you and me are a bit alike. On a different note, let’s talk about video games. Everyone loves them. Maybe your parents do too. Maybe they don’t. Well, I can tell you right now that my parents are not a big fan of gaming. I spent a large portion of my life playing video games all day... until my life took a turn for the worse. I was put in foster care and moved from house to house to house. Then one day, 5 years later, I was adopted. One of the happiest moments of my life. Long story short, they think I am immature. They despise online gaming, which is something I absolutely love. I would like to prove them wrong by becoming a successful, self made person. That is why I would like you to subscribe to my UA-cam channel. I am asking you for nothing more. If you would like me to explain why I want you to do so, then so be it. My old Xbox is breaking. The fan has stopped working, and frequently crashes. The new Xbox Series X is something I’ve been eyeing for a while now. It will be released to the public on “Holiday 2020” which is before or on Christmas. I would like to show my parents that I have indeed reached the level of maturity they requested. I would also like to make some money on the side. Who wouldn’t? I don’t have the slightest idea who you are, and we have not seen each other in real life. This does not matter, though. Honestly, I don’t know why I wrote that. If you have decided to read this far into my essay, then I congratulate your efforts. I would most definitely send you a thank you letter, but perhaps you would not like to give me your address. This is understandable. Okay, I think I need to stop. Let’s pause for a second, and take a deep breath. If you would like to read this last bit, then keep reading. If you would not like to, then honor your own wishes and do so. I would like you to subscribe to my UA-cam channel. I have given you adequate reason to consider it, but if you disagree, then please pretend that I never wrote this comment. Whatever you choose, I would like you to have a nice day and be positive to other people. Even a “hello” or a “thank you” can make a difference in a person’s entire day. Thank you for reading this. Goodbye, fellow UA-camr.
@@xxdiamond345xx3 SORRY BUT I'M DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! *clicks delete* LOADING... ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 99%. ERROR! It is impossible to delete our friendship. Post this to 1O people's profiles who you never want to lose. If you get 3 back, you're an amazing friend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jeff has said probably about 20x that this is what is based on ... With a touch of Hot Ones then Jeff added his own twist. I just feel bad for the people that don't get his humor cause it's seriously the best!
So far we know Jeff got injured by falling off a building, being inspired by a Tik Tok, sky diving without a parachute, being beaten with baseball bats in an alley and being assaulted by gang members 🧐😂
Life does not matter, nor has it ever mattered. Well, for some people. It’s quite likely you have no desire to become rich or famous. Or maybe you do. Or maybe you want lots of money, but no fame. If this is the case, then you and me are a bit alike. On a different note, let’s talk about video games. Everyone loves them. Maybe your parents do too. Maybe they don’t. Well, I can tell you right now that my parents are not a big fan of gaming. I spent a large portion of my life playing video games all day... until my life took a turn for the worse. I was put in foster care and moved from house to house to house. Then one day, 5 years later, I was adopted. One of the happiest moments of my life. Long story short, they think I am immature. They despise online gaming, which is something I absolutely love. I would like to prove them wrong by becoming a successful, self made person. That is why I would like you to subscribe to my UA-cam channel. I am asking you for nothing more. If you would like me to explain why I want you to do so, then so be it. My old Xbox is breaking. The fan has stopped working, and frequently crashes. The new Xbox Series X is something I’ve been eyeing for a while now. It will be released to the public on “Holiday 2020” which is before or on Christmas. I would like to show my parents that I have indeed reached the level of maturity they requested. I would also like to make some money on the side. Who wouldn’t? I don’t have the slightest idea who you are, and we have not seen each other in real life. This does not matter, though. Honestly, I don’t know why I wrote that. If you have decided to read this far into my essay, then I congratulate your efforts. I would most definitely send you a thank you letter, but perhaps you would not like to give me your address. This is understandable. Okay, I think I need to stop. Let’s pause for a second, and take a deep breath. If you would like to read this last bit, then keep reading. If you would not like to, then honor your own wishes and do so. I would like you to subscribe to my UA-cam channel. I have given you adequate reason to consider it, but if you disagree, then please pretend that I never wrote this comment. Whatever you choose, I would like you to have a nice day and be positive to other people. Even a “hello” or a “thank you” can make a difference in a person’s entire day. Thank you for reading this. Goodbye, fellow UA-camr.
Damn seeing this just surprises me that Jeff didn’t flip out whenever they were talking about his eyes since he wanted to keep that injury quiet but damn he can keep calm at any time
Life does not matter, nor has it ever mattered. Well, for some people. It’s quite likely you have no desire to become rich or famous. Or maybe you do. Or maybe you want lots of money, but no fame. If this is the case, then you and me are a bit alike. On a different note, let’s talk about video games. Everyone loves them. Maybe your parents do too. Maybe they don’t. Well, I can tell you right now that my parents are not a big fan of gaming. I spent a large portion of my life playing video games all day... until my life took a turn for the worse. I was put in foster care and moved from house to house to house. Then one day, 5 years later, I was adopted. One of the happiest moments of my life. Long story short, they think I am immature. They despise online gaming, which is something I absolutely love. I would like to prove them wrong by becoming a successful, self made person. That is why I would like you to subscribe to my UA-cam channel. I am asking you for nothing more. If you would like me to explain why I want you to do so, then so be it. My old Xbox is breaking. The fan has stopped working, and frequently crashes. The new Xbox Series X is something I’ve been eyeing for a while now. It will be released to the public on “Holiday 2020” which is before or on Christmas. I would like to show my parents that I have indeed reached the level of maturity they requested. I would also like to make some money on the side. Who wouldn’t? I don’t have the slightest idea who you are, and we have not seen each other in real life. This does not matter, though. Honestly, I don’t know why I wrote that. If you have decided to read this far into my essay, then I congratulate your efforts. I would most definitely send you a thank you letter, but perhaps you would not like to give me your address. This is understandable. Okay, I think I need to stop. Let’s pause for a second, and take a deep breath. If you would like to read this last bit, then keep reading. If you would not like to, then honor your own wishes and do so. I would like you to subscribe to my UA-cam channel. I have given you adequate reason to consider it, but if you disagree, then please pretend that I never wrote this comment. Whatever you choose, I would like you to have a nice day and be positive to other people. Even a “hello” or a “thank you” can make a difference in a person’s entire day. Thank you for reading this. Goodbye, fellow UA-camr.
The nelk boys are uncomfortable on anyone else's camera if they aren't drinking hahah. They really didnt need salim and jay and pat there. If they had just jessie steve and kyle there guzzing beers it would be fine.
Steve saves any awkward video from being awkward. Even When 905 said "how did you get here" right after getting his finger cut back in the day. Haha I couldnt handle how awkward it all was until that taser came out. Salim,Jay, and pat all hardly said a single word 🤣.
Hate to agree but the mullet has to go and a nice clean shave would help to but you know what, we should just be happy that we get Jeff no matter how he looks like! At least he’s posting not like someone aka DD
Stop asking why Jeff looks different. He was in an accident and cracked part of his skull. He’ll be fine it’s just a healing process. Y’all don’t need to be assholes I’m sure he’s going through it.
every episode it just seems like he’s closer and closer to losing his mind ifs like he’s back in the quarantine videos,but where is the real star NERF we miss him jeff :/
Steve "i got smokes for the kids"
"They're cancer kids"
"So then they're stressed out"
😂😂😂😂😂
With everyone getting cancelled for saying the most minor things like 10 years ago, how does Steve get away with all the shit he says in 2020????
@Interesting Igloo, because of his fans. They would never turn on him for his dark humor
@@kartgal it's not about what you know, it's who you blow on the way up
@@kartgal idek he must have so much money so has the best lawyers😂
@@kartgal because he has always been like that . It's what got him famous
“I have a heart problem” yet he’s smoking cigarettes and shot gunning white claws 😂
You obviously don’t watch NELK
Frank Dowling lmao obviously it’s a joke
Life does not matter, nor has it ever mattered. Well, for some people. It’s quite likely you have no desire to become rich or famous. Or maybe you do. Or maybe you want lots of money, but no fame. If this is the case, then you and me are a bit alike. On a different note, let’s talk about video games. Everyone loves them. Maybe your parents do too. Maybe they don’t. Well, I can tell you right now that my parents are not a big fan of gaming. I spent a large portion of my life playing video games all day... until my life took a turn for the worse. I was put in foster care and moved from house to house to house. Then one day, 5 years later, I was adopted. One of the happiest moments of my life. Long story short, they think I am immature. They despise online gaming, which is something I absolutely love. I would like to prove them wrong by becoming a successful, self made person. That is why I would like you to subscribe to my UA-cam channel. I am asking you for nothing more. If you would like me to explain why I want you to do so, then so be it. My old Xbox is breaking. The fan has stopped working, and frequently crashes. The new Xbox Series X is something I’ve been eyeing for a while now. It will be released to the public on “Holiday 2020” which is before or on Christmas. I would like to show my parents that I have indeed reached the level of maturity they requested. I would also like to make some money on the side. Who wouldn’t? I don’t have the slightest idea who you are, and we have not seen each other in real life. This does not matter, though. Honestly, I don’t know why I wrote that. If you have decided to read this far into my essay, then I congratulate your efforts. I would most definitely send you a thank you letter, but perhaps you would not like to give me your address. This is understandable. Okay, I think I need to stop. Let’s pause for a second, and take a deep breath. If you would like to read this last bit, then keep reading. If you would not like to, then honor your own wishes and do so. I would like you to subscribe to my UA-cam channel. I have given you adequate reason to consider it, but if you disagree, then please pretend that I never wrote this comment. Whatever you choose, I would like you to have a nice day and be positive to other people. Even a “hello” or a “thank you” can make a difference in a person’s entire day. Thank you for reading this. Goodbye, fellow UA-camr.
Purveyor why do you have so many dislikes on your videos
Welcome to nelk bud
All the eye jokes hit different now lol
4:16 ...
50 k likes and Natalie gets a mullet
We love to see it
I am Natalie's alt account
HIGILO I’m your biggest fan
Antonio27 did u actually fall for that
Antonio27 idiot
BRO HOW IS EVERY EPISODE A BANGER
Cause it’s Jeff
I LOVE JEFF'S AND JONAH'S HUMOR, THEIR BOTH SO FUNNY
I'm an asthmatic, weed fanatic
When I get high I leave the planet
Tryna kick the habit but every day it's on my mind
This is the furthest thing from a banger. Did we watch the same thing? Absolute trash
I love how Steve is probably the only person that can’t be cancelled
Yeah and he’s the only one funny left
Salon has no jokes, and Nelk is too rich and lazy to say crazy things anymore
Tien Trinh cap
What happens when your canceled can you not make anymore videos or a new acc
Static Beast that’s obviously not true
Jeff and Jonah look like they binge-watched Stranger Things for 3 months
this comment is underrated.
Lol
They do tho!!!
HAHAHAHAHA frfr
Lmaoooo
Jeff is so funny without even trying. Natural comedian
I like him too but clearly your a girl who just likes him lol
@@bluecheesewithwings2105 ok?
he’s always trying to be funny
Its the editing. Not the jokes
stop commenting the same shit on every post
when 2 different friend groups kick it and the vibe is just not there
that's how I felt watching this
Deadass bro its like 2 whole ass different vibes but the spark really ain't there causing shit to be awkward
Lmao that's everyone with Jeff though... Kind of the point of the show lol
@@OzzzyKane thats what causes that eeriness that makes the show special
Yea they don’t have the same vibe
True is prolly cuz Jeff used to being around softer people
“Second hand smoke is just a conspiracy, it’s not real”- Jesse 😭
Oh ok
ua-cam.com/video/M175aVIcmLY/v-deo.html
It’s facts tho
RanDom Puff Yeah, only thing is it’s not😗👍🏿
Uncle Iroh u can think whatever u want
When jeff put on the eye patch and Jonah said “why are you wearing a mask on your eye” 😭😭😭☠️☠️☠️
Jeff should I quit youtube my friends keep making fun of me for it
Matt Milton if you need someone else’s approval probably
Matt Milton yes you should if you need someone’s approval
wait that's what happened to Jeff's face ? he got jumped ?
Cynthia no one knows for legal reasons he said he can’t talk about it
I feel like Jeff was being such a good host and providing content and the NELK boys just dropped it... and I came here for Nelk.
yeah they were pretty lame to be honest. Jeff carried this episode
if you actually enjoy the nelk boys you need a lobotomy
@@coldsuncrowfeet they have millions of subscribers man ...
Yeah they were dryer than the Sahara dessert... boring AF... like they were uncomfortable or didn't wanna be there
@@xxkarlosxxxxxx7233 they just didn’t vibe which is fine, can’t force magic
Jeff is in a whole other league omg it’s brilliant
"I have a heart problem" he says as he sits there smoking a cigarette while drinking a white claw.
Bobby how is this funny
he pussyed out
@@herbalgiles9468 where do you see him laughing ?
If there’s one thing I learned from Nelk, it’s that Cigarettes help with stress and don’t cause cancer. Can’t wait till I’m 18+ so I can smoke a pack a day. Strong lungs here I come
@@EzFoMeh you gotta be 21 now bruh.. Unless you canadien and its still 18 up there.
Jeff’s sense of humor is that of a depressed Danny Gonzalez
😭😭😭😭
Is that a good thing or bad thing?
no its not jeff is funny
Cris FO i hate how people interpret people’s opinions as law. i stated my opinion and you thought i said it was a law??
moist monkey 😂
I love how the story behind Jeff’s injury changes each episode 😂
Carin Lewis it was the mafia
Do we know how he actually got injured?
Aurash Shoja no 💀💀
It changes atleast twice an episode
It was china
We need a Jeff’s Barbershop bts. 10mins isn’t enough.
+ nowAdays he talks for 2 minutes then a 2 minute advertiser:||||
Ya Boy Daquan dedass lol
Life does not matter, nor has it ever mattered. Well, for some people. It’s quite likely you have no desire to become rich or famous. Or maybe you do. Or maybe you want lots of money, but no fame. If this is the case, then you and me are a bit alike. On a different note, let’s talk about video games. Everyone loves them. Maybe your parents do too. Maybe they don’t. Well, I can tell you right now that my parents are not a big fan of gaming. I spent a large portion of my life playing video games all day... until my life took a turn for the worse. I was put in foster care and moved from house to house to house. Then one day, 5 years later, I was adopted. One of the happiest moments of my life. Long story short, they think I am immature. They despise online gaming, which is something I absolutely love. I would like to prove them wrong by becoming a successful, self made person. That is why I would like you to subscribe to my UA-cam channel. I am asking you for nothing more. If you would like me to explain why I want you to do so, then so be it. My old Xbox is breaking. The fan has stopped working, and frequently crashes. The new Xbox Series X is something I’ve been eyeing for a while now. It will be released to the public on “Holiday 2020” which is before or on Christmas. I would like to show my parents that I have indeed reached the level of maturity they requested. I would also like to make some money on the side. Who wouldn’t? I don’t have the slightest idea who you are, and we have not seen each other in real life. This does not matter, though. Honestly, I don’t know why I wrote that. If you have decided to read this far into my essay, then I congratulate your efforts. I would most definitely send you a thank you letter, but perhaps you would not like to give me your address. This is understandable. Okay, I think I need to stop. Let’s pause for a second, and take a deep breath. If you would like to read this last bit, then keep reading. If you would not like to, then honor your own wishes and do so. I would like you to subscribe to my UA-cam channel. I have given you adequate reason to consider it, but if you disagree, then please pretend that I never wrote this comment. Whatever you choose, I would like you to have a nice day and be positive to other people. Even a “hello” or a “thank you” can make a difference in a person’s entire day. Thank you for reading this. Goodbye, fellow UA-camr.
@@xxdiamond345xx3 👿👿🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻
I get your point but the no homo wasnt needed. We didn't think you were gay for wanting more content
"I have cancer, im on the basketball team" LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
FUNNIEST THING JEFF SAID
" do i have a lazy eye "
"Nah wellllllll its a little tired "
😂😂
Last time I was this early NELK wasn’t getting lawsuits.
Life does not matter, nor has it ever mattered. Well, for some people. It’s quite likely you have no desire to become rich or famous. Or maybe you do. Or maybe you want lots of money, but no fame. If this is the case, then you and me are a bit alike. On a different note, let’s talk about video games. Everyone loves them. Maybe your parents do too. Maybe they don’t. Well, I can tell you right now that my parents are not a big fan of gaming. I spent a large portion of my life playing video games all day... until my life took a turn for the worse. I was put in foster care and moved from house to house to house. Then one day, 5 years later, I was adopted. One of the happiest moments of my life. Long story short, they think I am immature. They despise online gaming, which is something I absolutely love. I would like to prove them wrong by becoming a successful, self made person. That is why I would like you to subscribe to my UA-cam channel. I am asking you for nothing more. If you would like me to explain why I want you to do so, then so be it. My old Xbox is breaking. The fan has stopped working, and frequently crashes. The new Xbox Series X is something I’ve been eyeing for a while now. It will be released to the public on “Holiday 2020” which is before or on Christmas. I would like to show my parents that I have indeed reached the level of maturity they requested. I would also like to make some money on the side. Who wouldn’t? I don’t have the slightest idea who you are, and we have not seen each other in real life. This does not matter, though. Honestly, I don’t know why I wrote that. If you have decided to read this far into my essay, then I congratulate your efforts. I would most definitely send you a thank you letter, but perhaps you would not like to give me your address. This is understandable. Okay, I think I need to stop. Let’s pause for a second, and take a deep breath. If you would like to read this last bit, then keep reading. If you would not like to, then honor your own wishes and do so. I would like you to subscribe to my UA-cam channel. I have given you adequate reason to consider it, but if you disagree, then please pretend that I never wrote this comment. Whatever you choose, I would like you to have a nice day and be positive to other people. Even a “hello” or a “thank you” can make a difference in a person’s entire day. Thank you for reading this. Goodbye, fellow UA-camr.
@@xxdiamond345xx3 SORRY BUT I'M DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! *clicks delete* LOADING... ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 99%. ERROR! It is impossible to delete our friendship. Post this to 1O people's profiles who you never want to lose. If you get 3 back, you're an amazing friend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@@xxdiamond345xx3 shut up. Thats all
@@xxdiamond345xx3 maybe get subs from good content not by guilt tripping people into it that's low af
@@xxdiamond345xx3 stfu
I love how Jesse knows how crazy Steve is when Jeff gives him the taser lol
This is the most awkward UA-cam video ever how do people watch this channel lmao😂
I feel like Jeff and Steve would hit it off because I feel like Steve is also a psychopath like Jeff
@@Discipline-Diligence because there's people like yourself who don't get the point of the videl
Is nobody gonna mention jojoe suprise appearance who also happens to be Jeff's first cut on the show lol
for real i got so happy when i saw!
Jojoe??? I thought that was Lil Flip Flop
He used to work on the show
@@taexdw1868 bobbin
I just came here to say 10/10 fukn amazing thumbnail lol. Great cropping
The sound design is way better than it has any right to be
What's the name of the background music for when he premotes the sponsor?
Darude sandstorm
dre vival no it’s not
Keith is too
This has the same energy as the Eric Andre show
Tjats what its based off dude
you are so late
Jeff has said probably about 20x that this is what is based on ... With a touch of Hot Ones then Jeff added his own twist. I just feel bad for the people that don't get his humor cause it's seriously the best!
- I got smokes for the kids, im sure they're stressed out
- They're cancer kids
Lmao
I actually took them, but they cut that out lol.
@@sacrificial420 lmao they really did cut that out
@@sacrificial420 are you legit one of the guys who were selling chocolate?
I love how in the thumbnail he just gave up after cutting out Jeff’s mullet.
I’m glad you noticed that
Lmao
I feel so sorry for jeff after the accident hes still going strong and doing great things in life respect jeff.
So far we know Jeff got injured by falling off a building, being inspired by a Tik Tok, sky diving without a parachute, being beaten with baseball bats in an alley and being assaulted by gang members 🧐😂
Yeah, that's it 😂😂
Anyone know what really happened? He looks different. I don’t know if it’s the hair cut or facial hair. 🤔
ThatGirlLib it was a boating accident apparently
ThatGirlLib his cheeks are a bit fuller I’ve noticed like I think there’s a bit more weight in his face since the accident
probably gonna end up being "i broke my face cous i was on davids new tv-show obsticle course and fell"
the only people crazier than jeff to ever be on this show
They were lame as hell in this video though
I’m the jay was pretty crazy too
Last episode was the craziest. These people were chill ass hell. lol
@@domjoseph2007 yeah you're right she doesn't support blm
well clearly you didn't watch the last episode
After the new videos his cry for an end to the pain really hit hard
Nelk are so crazy that they canceled out Jeff's crazy, so he couldn't prank them
☣☣ẌЇℒ€Ð☣☣ used to,
they aren’t funny anymore
@@benjaminpiatkowski9185 I like them the most when they trolling Bradley Martin
@@benjaminpiatkowski9185 nah you just lost your sense of humor
@@anon_y_mous6709 all they do is party with their goofy ass lookin crew. What do they do that's funny besides calling Bradley a drug dealer?
@@jc24445 Pranks, jokes, not sitting on their ass all day arguing in a UA-cam comment section etc
Swear Jeff already knew Dixie was being cheated on even when he was joking, lmao
I can see the future with my lAzY EyE
@@JeffWittek damn I did not see that one coming 🥴
his comment is funnier than it should be
😂
Jeff is making the beat me up Jokes and nelk is just like “wtf”
This isn’t a hair cut show anymore... it’s a fever dream
I gotta be honest it’s starting to feel like that
Now imagine iAlex Ernst on the next one, now that would be a dream!!!
Stolen comment. 👎👎
i look at jeff and goddamn even with a mullet he is handsome
even with a lazy eye
Riaaa damn straight not everyone can pull off the prison assault look
Life does not matter, nor has it ever mattered. Well, for some people. It’s quite likely you have no desire to become rich or famous. Or maybe you do. Or maybe you want lots of money, but no fame. If this is the case, then you and me are a bit alike. On a different note, let’s talk about video games. Everyone loves them. Maybe your parents do too. Maybe they don’t. Well, I can tell you right now that my parents are not a big fan of gaming. I spent a large portion of my life playing video games all day... until my life took a turn for the worse. I was put in foster care and moved from house to house to house. Then one day, 5 years later, I was adopted. One of the happiest moments of my life. Long story short, they think I am immature. They despise online gaming, which is something I absolutely love. I would like to prove them wrong by becoming a successful, self made person. That is why I would like you to subscribe to my UA-cam channel. I am asking you for nothing more. If you would like me to explain why I want you to do so, then so be it. My old Xbox is breaking. The fan has stopped working, and frequently crashes. The new Xbox Series X is something I’ve been eyeing for a while now. It will be released to the public on “Holiday 2020” which is before or on Christmas. I would like to show my parents that I have indeed reached the level of maturity they requested. I would also like to make some money on the side. Who wouldn’t? I don’t have the slightest idea who you are, and we have not seen each other in real life. This does not matter, though. Honestly, I don’t know why I wrote that. If you have decided to read this far into my essay, then I congratulate your efforts. I would most definitely send you a thank you letter, but perhaps you would not like to give me your address. This is understandable. Okay, I think I need to stop. Let’s pause for a second, and take a deep breath. If you would like to read this last bit, then keep reading. If you would not like to, then honor your own wishes and do so. I would like you to subscribe to my UA-cam channel. I have given you adequate reason to consider it, but if you disagree, then please pretend that I never wrote this comment. Whatever you choose, I would like you to have a nice day and be positive to other people. Even a “hello” or a “thank you” can make a difference in a person’s entire day. Thank you for reading this. Goodbye, fellow UA-camr.
@@xxdiamond345xx3 are you ok? Do you want me to call an ambulance?
@@iamvengeancers bruh he's littearlly copy and pasting that on a shitton of different videos...it's hella cringy.
Damn looking at this video after he released what happened to him feels different
Sky diving accident bro
@@gcroller93 it wasn't sky diving🤔
Yeah, screw David Dobrik. Life is supposed to be precious and he almost killed Jeff.
@@nickd2296 bc he held him at gunpoint snd forced him to jump off a plane
@@tonyvideoreview That’s not how he got injured though mate? At least watch the full documentary before commenting hahaha
When he said “I have cancer!” Bruh I couldn’t stop laughing like a psychopath alone in my room
Glad it wasn't just me
deadass
Listen to Jona's laugh, sounds just like a villager in mincraft being smacked. 3:27
His laugh is hilarious lmaooo
😂😂😂😂
Damn seeing this just surprises me that Jeff didn’t flip out whenever they were talking about his eyes since he wanted to keep that injury quiet but damn he can keep calm at any time
They play around.
They didn't go far it's just jokes 😂
This was before the incident I believe
@@drez420 No, no it's not.......
He knows they were just messing around
We need Danny Duncan on Jeff’s Barbershop
YES
No
Exactly what the fuck I been saying!!! He’s actually got some great conversational skills unlike the NELK boys
100%
YES
This is how many ppl think Jeff is the best vlog squad member
👇
why do you have the name of an inventor
@@MinecraftManager lol
Cause he's hot as fuck. That helps
@@Alex-rx2cm Nah he has the best content everyone else just tries to emulate what David does
Life does not matter, nor has it ever mattered. Well, for some people. It’s quite likely you have no desire to become rich or famous. Or maybe you do. Or maybe you want lots of money, but no fame. If this is the case, then you and me are a bit alike. On a different note, let’s talk about video games. Everyone loves them. Maybe your parents do too. Maybe they don’t. Well, I can tell you right now that my parents are not a big fan of gaming. I spent a large portion of my life playing video games all day... until my life took a turn for the worse. I was put in foster care and moved from house to house to house. Then one day, 5 years later, I was adopted. One of the happiest moments of my life. Long story short, they think I am immature. They despise online gaming, which is something I absolutely love. I would like to prove them wrong by becoming a successful, self made person. That is why I would like you to subscribe to my UA-cam channel. I am asking you for nothing more. If you would like me to explain why I want you to do so, then so be it. My old Xbox is breaking. The fan has stopped working, and frequently crashes. The new Xbox Series X is something I’ve been eyeing for a while now. It will be released to the public on “Holiday 2020” which is before or on Christmas. I would like to show my parents that I have indeed reached the level of maturity they requested. I would also like to make some money on the side. Who wouldn’t? I don’t have the slightest idea who you are, and we have not seen each other in real life. This does not matter, though. Honestly, I don’t know why I wrote that. If you have decided to read this far into my essay, then I congratulate your efforts. I would most definitely send you a thank you letter, but perhaps you would not like to give me your address. This is understandable. Okay, I think I need to stop. Let’s pause for a second, and take a deep breath. If you would like to read this last bit, then keep reading. If you would not like to, then honor your own wishes and do so. I would like you to subscribe to my UA-cam channel. I have given you adequate reason to consider it, but if you disagree, then please pretend that I never wrote this comment. Whatever you choose, I would like you to have a nice day and be positive to other people. Even a “hello” or a “thank you” can make a difference in a person’s entire day. Thank you for reading this. Goodbye, fellow UA-camr.
Why is no one talking about Edward Scissorhands catching that White Claw and going "Wap" lmfao
Should of be Edward 40 hands lol
Because it wasn’t funny
"Ask more questions about Nelk"
"No I'm alright"
He said "ask more questions about his eyes" lmao where did you get "nelk" from "eyes" 😂
@@801MOTO3 oh true wasnt paying attention lol
The collab no one knew they wanted, but love.
Nah this was cringy Nelk was so uncomfortable
“Give home a smoke there probably stressed”
“They have cancer”
jeff looks like he needs his own barbershop right abt now
What you mean? You are literally watching a video about him having his own barbershop ? Or do you mean needs his own barber?
Boogity Hoo lmao i think he’s saying he needs a haircut cause of his mullet
@@hayaahyder1904 yea I'm thinking that as well now. Lol
Yooo that mullets is fire asf🔥
No one:
Jeff: *Making everyone's day better.*
1 sub Before December except for that fat guy
You shouldn’t be aloud to comment
dizzy aloud
I thought this would of been a dope collaboration but I guess they just didn’t click lol awkward
Jeff is so funny and he doesn’t even try at all LMAOO
I feel like this collab could’ve been a lot better
Nelk guys have soooo much personality. Psyche. Got em
Yeah fr, Nelk has been dope this year, getting better and better, they should collab again but on their channel.
Is everyone that goes on the show acting uncomfortable? Or are they uncomfortable. I love Jeff hahah I would be dying in that chair
The nelk boys are uncomfortable on anyone else's camera if they aren't drinking hahah. They really didnt need salim and jay and pat there. If they had just jessie steve and kyle there guzzing beers it would be fine.
Once Jonah started getting money, seems like he’s only getting fatter lol
Feel bad for him, still funny though lol
He eating a lil too good lol
Mo’ money mo’ problems 🤷♀️
Thought you meant Jesse. 🤣🤷🏻♀️
@@ercacalcarr lol he really is channelling Biggie Smallz
Steve saves any awkward video from being awkward. Even When 905 said "how did you get here" right after getting his finger cut back in the day.
Haha I couldnt handle how awkward it all was until that taser came out. Salim,Jay, and pat all hardly said a single word 🤣.
Don't you love how Jeff changes his accident story every episode, just like the Joker in the Dark Knight.
This actually may have hit the nail on the head, as he mentioned joker a lot in his recovery videos.
Jeff always looks like his life is falling apart and I find it attractive af
"I've got cancer, I'm on the basketball team 😂😂😂
Jeff looks right at home busting up that car with a bat. He's going back to his old, criminal ways.
Stfu
he's a criminal?
Jeff doesn't have a lazy eye. It's just calm, ready to murder anyone who steps in the shop.
no
Y so salty
I have an lazy eye
"Which ones lazy?"
"They both look lazy"
That shit killed me😂
They almost broke jeff’s character 😂
This show feels like a higher quality early 2000’s reality show with 80’s music
“Ask more questions about his eyes” Jonah and Jeff work so well together lol
Bro steve and jonah are two people I thought I would never see in the same video, this is the best colab yet 😂
even with the mullet and the injury’s he’s still hot
You talkin trash about the mullet???
SL mullets are the hairstyle of gods
@@playboifrostyy8605 inDeed
Playboi Frostyy agreed
@@playboifrostyy8605 fax
The Canadiannnnnn accent on his dad though hahahahaha “buddy, I’ll throw you a hunerd bahks” 😜
Is anyone hiring?
I heard Walmart could use a pineapple
Jeff hiring hitmans rn
No
no
I got you. My spongebob on ice show needs a pineapple
Never thought I’d see this collab
Why’s there a weird green screen effect sometimes but it looks like a normal room others
The red door is painted green.
Ryan McBride lmao are you dumb the door is red
@@cadenmiller3519 Watch some of his other videos nuub.
@@cadenmiller3519 the door is green, its a green screen
it's on purpose you dunce.
Full send cut Jeff nice!!!
Ever since Jeff got that mullet he’s changed
He's become weak
He's become weaker and sadder
Hate to agree but the mullet has to go and a nice clean shave would help to but you know what, we should just be happy that we get Jeff no matter how he looks like! At least he’s posting not like someone aka DD
he got beat up
@@Ptm-jay by chad
This is the first time where it looks like Jeff is actually scared
The way Jonah hit the car with the bat so lightly is killing me
“ask some more questions about his eye”-Jonah “no I’m all right”-Jeff
Does this mean Joe will have normal haircuts from now on?! 👀
We can joke about Jonah being fat and stuff, but his fridge is actually concerning.
Time stamp ?
Everything Jonah does is concerning wdym
It looks just like mine tho
Rajon Rondo The Turtle 3:27
Vidhan Tamhankar dude bout fat asl
Is it just me, or if Jeff grows out his hair a little more, he’ll look like Keanu Reeves?
Don’t disrespect Keanu like that
Lmao fr 😂
No where near as handsome
xd
ua-cam.com/video/M175aVIcmLY/v-deo.html
They don't look alike at all
Wait, there’s a green screen behind y’all??
@Tylor Barnett he literally asked a question and this song isn’t even viral 🤣 i thought the same thing as him lmfao
Wassup HawkNest
Dumb af on my mama
You must be hella smart 👁️👄👁️
“Which one’s lazy? They’re both lazy” 🥴😂
Jeffs back must hurt from carrying the vlogsquad
"Stop Steve ive got cancer"😂😂😂
Can’t believe how joe betrayed you like that
Stop asking why Jeff looks different. He was in an accident and cracked part of his skull. He’ll be fine it’s just a healing process. Y’all don’t need to be assholes I’m sure he’s going through it.
He looks great
Exactly!! He’s gorgeous as always! People just jealous.....
Still putting out videos. Even after all he been through. :) JEFF . IF YOU SEE THIS YOU ROCK.
What was the accident like a car crash
Monika Kowalewski absolutely
I hate this show please get me off it
No Jonah we want you to stay
Should've lost the weight then
This Comment has 6 likes lmao!!!!
Only 50 likes on this comment? Lmfao wtf
Bruh 73 likes over here in the year 1743
who else has seen the series on tiktok where this guy does a diffrent hairstyle everyday until jeff cuts his hair lmfao
Jeff: "These are military grade phone covers"
"Drops phone"
"Looks at it"
"Sees the big crack across the screen"
Also jeff: "Itll never break"
His phone had a crack? 😂
This is the only channel on UA-cam where a guy can come watch and laugh love it man
His dad spilled the whole white claw on that shotgun
Pat had too strong of a nic buzz bud
Mohzify pat could never get too strong of a nic buzz. too big of a beauty
S3CT0R x F0UR ur right bud my bad I’m brain dead
every episode it just seems like he’s closer and closer to losing his mind ifs like he’s back in the quarantine videos,but where is the real star NERF we miss him jeff :/
"If you wanna make jokes about me having a lazy eye, that's fine, but you'll be cancelled."
lmaoooo a classic Jeff quote
“Assistant to the assistant editor” it’s the little thing that make Jeff funny. (In the description all the way at the bottom)
But there is staying Assitant
A commentor named jesonsjd10
stole your comment 20 hours after you posted this, just fyi. They literally copied and pasted it
David’s vlog who? ShiiiJeff has been the only vlog squad member with the good fun content :)
4:34 did he really just say ‘second-hand smokin is just a conspiracy’ what??😂
jeff is the only man with a mullet that i will look at and say, “damn he looks so fine”
Theo Von
So flippin beautiful
Riff Raff
Jeff always says “we have a big episode today” every episode. I love it.
That was funny asf but the most awkward thing ever
Jeffs dry sarcastic humour isnt appreciated by the yanks, us British appreciate it Jeff🇬🇧
and they said Infinity War was the most anticipated cross over
“We don’t have to shoot this segment if you don’t want...we don’t know each other that well” made me cringe
top ten unexpected anime crossovers we didn't expect to happen.
The collab no one knew we needed