Real Love Stories Are Nothing Like Rom-Coms - Michelle Buteau

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  • Опубліковано 10 гру 2024

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  • @KitKatToeBeans
    @KitKatToeBeans 5 років тому +7714

    “He makes me feel like a Kardashian...you know what I mean...just special for no reason” 😂 truth

    • @age-ben4910
      @age-ben4910 5 років тому +40

      Lol, that's funny. . .

    • @letsHugElefanten
      @letsHugElefanten 5 років тому +61

      not gonna lie i thought that that was really cute😂

    • @Browneyezish
      @Browneyezish 5 років тому +7

      *Uptown* 😂 So True!

    • @cherahsBroll
      @cherahsBroll 5 років тому +19

      My favorite joke from this set 😂😂😂

    • @TheChocolateDrop2
      @TheChocolateDrop2 5 років тому +16

      That's an s tier burn right there

  • @lisafrank6001
    @lisafrank6001 5 років тому +3310

    "I lost 7 pounds and wanted someone to see me naked* lmaoooo

    • @laugh_til_ithurts
      @laugh_til_ithurts 5 років тому +72

      Sarah Smith “you know how hard it is to lose 7 lbs? Issssss harddddd!” 😭😭😭😭

    • @galaxylucia1898
      @galaxylucia1898 4 роки тому +7

      Damn LOL I feel like that may be how I meet my special someone....

    • @chelseahowley8837
      @chelseahowley8837 4 роки тому +32

      I lost 30 and wanted someone to see me naked. Then I got pregnant

    • @Ava44322
      @Ava44322 Рік тому

      @@chelseahowley8837😂😂😂😂congratulations

  • @SuzyS85
    @SuzyS85 5 років тому +1558

    As a Dutch person I can say: that is it. That's our entire summer culture.

    • @SAOTO9
      @SAOTO9 3 роки тому +3

      Echt he, whahaha.. Ik ging stuk. 😂😂

  • @Cleromanticon
    @Cleromanticon 4 роки тому +620

    My husband was a one night stand that turned into a two night stand that turned into a five thousand one hundred and eleven night stand.

  • @andreamenosa6609
    @andreamenosa6609 5 років тому +3693

    "I married a white European guy who sounds like a gay black man... Whuuuuut? I have been touched by an angel!" 🤣🤣🤣
    Momentary depression cured!

  • @InuandKagomeForever
    @InuandKagomeForever 4 роки тому +518

    I met my husband at a kink party, I feel you. Can't really put that in wedding vows, or like, tell my relatives where we met

    • @joselocalau123
      @joselocalau123 4 роки тому +29

      lmao that’s great

    • @nazarisreyes6037
      @nazarisreyes6037 4 роки тому +38

      That sounds like such an amazing story 😂😂

    • @acaicadunkley792
      @acaicadunkley792 3 роки тому +4

      love your username

    • @AJ-uo5zl
      @AJ-uo5zl 3 роки тому +22

      i met an ex that way. I had recently started crocheting so I told my mom we met at a knitting circle 🤭

    • @jdfodio
      @jdfodio 3 роки тому +1

      Bad foundation.

  • @stoptheviolence3358
    @stoptheviolence3358 5 років тому +2895

    Just kidding hes broke. Lol

  • @noornounou7036
    @noornounou7036 5 років тому +523

    When she said VINTAGE WHITE I literally fell on the damn floor that’s the funniest thing I’ve heard in ages

  • @MSA-xm6hw
    @MSA-xm6hw 5 років тому +730

    She is one of my favourite comedians.. I listen to her podcast "adulting" whenever I have free time..

    • @blognewb
      @blognewb 5 років тому +7

      Omg that's her new podcast? So her WNYC one is gone now?

    • @Merinkous
      @Merinkous 5 років тому +5

      I love adulting!

    • @Browneyezish
      @Browneyezish 5 років тому +9

      MSA 999777 I didn’t know that she had one. Thx!! 😁

    • @TheBohodiva
      @TheBohodiva 4 роки тому +5

      Ouuu going to check out this podcast

  • @elisam.2896
    @elisam.2896 5 років тому +330

    I looooveee her comedy and her talking about her relationship with this Dutch guy. And she is always so on point about his Dutchness 🤣🤣.

  • @astorpowell-pedersen8068
    @astorpowell-pedersen8068 5 років тому +848

    Bro, something trippy actually happened with my grandparents. They were old married for 56 years, and they literally died on the same day. I mean like it was sad but it was also real trippy and kind of cool. Is that messed up?

    • @kassystiletto
      @kassystiletto 5 років тому +85

      That’s super crazy! Bittersweet !

    • @ctina2572
      @ctina2572 5 років тому +34

      Thats beautiful!!!

    •  4 роки тому +23

      Phewh, for a second there considering we're in a standup video I thought you were gonna end it with a dark joke and mention double suicide. Thanks for not doing it lol

    • @katherinekoenig
      @katherinekoenig 4 роки тому +2

      Car accident?

    • @user-bj7em4fv1p
      @user-bj7em4fv1p 4 роки тому +4

      How did they die, if I may ask?

  • @nightsgrow6575
    @nightsgrow6575 4 роки тому +127

    The term “vintage white” just made my jaw fall to the floor. I can’t believe I’ve never heard that term before but I want it to be mainstream so bad

  • @ash-bob3398
    @ash-bob3398 4 роки тому +247

    “He rides a bike and has foreskin.”
    DEAD 💀😂💀😂

  • @angelrobb3261
    @angelrobb3261 5 років тому +1389

    I love her but now that ik her ppl are Caribbean I love her more... So Netflix, give the girl a special

    • @gabiballantyne
      @gabiballantyne 5 років тому +25

      Angel Robb she actually was on Netflix in the movie “someone great”, “always be my maybe” and “isnt it romantic”

    • @angelrobb3261
      @angelrobb3261 5 років тому +7

      @@gabiballantyne ik hun, watched those already

    • @mollyhewitt6832
      @mollyhewitt6832 5 років тому +4

      She is on one! It’s called The Comedy Lineup

    • @Browneyezish
      @Browneyezish 5 років тому

      Angel Robb Please !!! 😁

    • @k4y5h4w
      @k4y5h4w 4 роки тому +3

      Angel Robb she also hosts “the circle” on netflix

  • @cocolime6496
    @cocolime6496 5 років тому +1754

    "white people don't sweat, they melt"
    ok but that's exactly how it feels too 😭😭😭😭

    • @cocolime6496
      @cocolime6496 5 років тому +23

      @@blognewb oh yeah no, don't worry, i wear it all the time! it's just that I'm so sensitive to heat I'm scared to leave my house

    • @thegirlnextdoor6770
      @thegirlnextdoor6770 4 роки тому +3

      It really does

  • @leolucky7570
    @leolucky7570 5 років тому +228

    I'm not in the tent like "you special"
    Deadddd

  • @HolandaChiquita
    @HolandaChiquita 4 роки тому +53

    As a Dutch person, I really see how she married the right guy! Nicely down to earth.
    Yeah the prepared to the beach thing (or to anything really) is very much Dutch.

  • @Vinnafetish
    @Vinnafetish 5 років тому +1392

    I clicked fast she's one of my favorites. 😅.
    "Rides a bike and has foreskin" lol sexy😂.

    • @tiffakang4525
      @tiffakang4525 5 років тому +41

      Why are we watching the same vids constantly? You're like my bff, but we've never met.

    • @Vinnafetish
      @Vinnafetish 5 років тому +15

      @@tiffakang4525 😅 hey stranger

    • @charlesscott27
      @charlesscott27 5 років тому +7

      She's a low-key intactivist.

    • @Vinnafetish
      @Vinnafetish 5 років тому +3

      @@charlesscott27 seems so...that's awesome 🙂

    • @charlesscott27
      @charlesscott27 5 років тому +1

      @@Vinnafetish You're awesome !

  • @MrAnderodri
    @MrAnderodri 5 років тому +623

    As a white European, she freaking nailed it 😂😂

    • @bighomieJ5X
      @bighomieJ5X 4 роки тому +1

      What other kind of white is it?

    • @iriss7343
      @iriss7343 2 роки тому

      North European, can we use more European terms haha

  • @BluesBrothersthebest
    @BluesBrothersthebest 5 років тому +274

    As soon as i heard "bike" I was like, ah... Dutch hahaha I knew it

  • @raerae555
    @raerae555 5 років тому +388

    The diamond story 😂😂👏🏻

    • @blognewb
      @blognewb 5 років тому +6

      Always been my favorite joke of her for years!! Omfg

  • @themurrrr
    @themurrrr 4 роки тому +135

    When she said very white, European and rides a bike.... I knew he was Dutch😂

  • @kmrf27
    @kmrf27 5 років тому +83

    As an Caribbean person living here in The Netherlands she's best accurate

  • @fayepatrice1672
    @fayepatrice1672 5 років тому +657

    I am Caribbean as well and we just go to the beach. A lot of kids don’t even wear swimsuits. Water, towels, empty water bottle to wash our feet off. Done. And none of this all day foolishness. That’s for the church picnic once a year. A couple hours during the coolest part of the day. Done.

    • @grayrachelle
      @grayrachelle 5 років тому +27

      I grew up near the beach in Southern California. I never thought of bringing an empty bottle for that sand at the end. Thank you. :)

    • @fayepatrice1672
      @fayepatrice1672 5 років тому +12

      ​@@grayrachelle You're welcome. I know how sand and upholstery do not mix.

    • @Shri100percent
      @Shri100percent 5 років тому +15

      That's cuz y'all LIVE THERE 😂 you know how hard is to find a damn beach in the USA??

    • @fayepatrice1672
      @fayepatrice1672 5 років тому +21

      Shri Srinivasan Yes. That’s the point. Going to the beach as a Caribbean resident is different than the way Europeans and Americans go to the beach.

    • @krazyeclectic
      @krazyeclectic 5 років тому +1

      @@fayepatrice1672 truth....#caribbeanlife

  • @Katiedid93
    @Katiedid93 5 років тому +143

    He makes me feel like a Kardashian. Special for no reason.

  • @mrhombregordo9556
    @mrhombregordo9556 5 років тому +50

    She is so pretty. Love her stand up

  • @decoydamsel
    @decoydamsel 5 років тому +144

    The way she says "little white baby!" kills me.

  • @mahoney1360
    @mahoney1360 4 роки тому +36

    She was terrific in Always Be My Maybe.

  • @juvyleneherreria5419
    @juvyleneherreria5419 3 роки тому +16

    She's funny and haa a beautiful smile 😀
    binge watching for 3 hours 😁

  • @kevinfox298
    @kevinfox298 4 роки тому +20

    As a white European (British), Michelle's right: we go to the beach on the single day of Summer we'll get that year, we take supplies and we don't supervise the kids. That's just who we are. She's also... not wrong about the skin thing. Being half-Scottish, I wear SPF 50 just to go the shops -- if I go to the beach and come back with every layer of skin just as intact as when I left, it's a miracle.

  • @MyPhone-wq8xo
    @MyPhone-wq8xo 5 років тому +91

    Girl you are killing all the points good job

  • @jordan5012
    @jordan5012 5 років тому +51

    WHITE SAPPHIRE YALL!!!! LOOKS LIKE A GODDAMN DIAMOND AND IS HARD AS HELL BUT LIKE 1/8 THE PRICE OF A DIAMOND

  • @miguelvargas15
    @miguelvargas15 5 років тому +372

    She was good in always be my maybe

  • @kaylaterrorrouss6483
    @kaylaterrorrouss6483 3 роки тому +46

    When she explained how European white people go to the beach I snapped my fingers. I'm Slavic and we do this all the time. We even bring a cooler an air matress and cards. We come prepared wherever we go.

    • @Iflie
      @Iflie Рік тому +1

      Yeah we always had the cooler with sandwiches and the little half tent to offer some shade and wind protection if needed. Towels for laying on and drying off. It's a whole day thing. Also you went in a car with no A,C so you'd feel you really earned your steps into the water.

    • @iamallysonbyrd
      @iamallysonbyrd Рік тому +1

      That sounds super fun!

  • @TK-yh4hn
    @TK-yh4hn 3 роки тому +3

    Just special for no reason!! I love her ❤️

  • @davyboychopperhandles1134
    @davyboychopperhandles1134 4 роки тому +6

    Her material is so refreshing.

  • @belforio
    @belforio 5 років тому +135

    "I pay my taxes another way, mkayyy" :D

  • @mrsjessicalove27
    @mrsjessicalove27 Рік тому

    I love her so much! I can’t wait to see her live on Sunday! I’ve been looking forward to it for months. Huge fan. I have seen all her stuff, listen to her podcast, binge watched her rock that Netflix show and the cutest story about the character being named Mable was too sweet!💕💕💕

  • @jazminehardison3643
    @jazminehardison3643 5 років тому +21

    She's funny and I love her freaking hair!!!!

  • @sugarlipps3710
    @sugarlipps3710 5 років тому +82

    You gotta watch yo lil white Baby this is good money.......... I’m weak 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @4492
    @4492 4 роки тому +15

    She is hilarious! Can't even pick one line that was my favourite

  • @defrox
    @defrox 3 роки тому +7

    "and people looking at me like Im the Jamaican nanny" LOL

  • @bestmatlhola8493
    @bestmatlhola8493 2 роки тому +4

    She's got an incredible smile

  • @hellosweetheart3350
    @hellosweetheart3350 2 роки тому +3

    You know your funny when people google you, this lady is outrageously funny

  • @Sirkdinos
    @Sirkdinos 5 років тому +6

    Just stumbled on this... i watch comics non stop... whatever IT is, she has it. Im already a fan just from this clip. Major skills here.

  • @libertyjo6238
    @libertyjo6238 4 роки тому +6

    Lol🤣😂🤣 wish this was an hour!!! She's Super funny..a natural comedian. 👍🏆💕

  • @deeglasgow5647
    @deeglasgow5647 5 років тому +594

    “My people are Caribbean, we go to the beach with rum and condoms!” Lmao as a Caribbean man 😭😪 I’ll endorse the rum part but....

    • @soiledhalo2296
      @soiledhalo2296 5 років тому +7

      As a Caribbean man, I agree as well :)

    • @SGGCREATIVES
      @SGGCREATIVES 5 років тому +16

      My favorite brand of condoms is RAW!

    • @juliennemaduro5663
      @juliennemaduro5663 5 років тому +2

      Naw whiskey 🥃

    • @Haflpadaja
      @Haflpadaja 5 років тому +28

      Oooof, gotta love those std's and armfuls of babies right? 😂

    • @noelleirina5628
      @noelleirina5628 5 років тому +22

      Use frigging birth control. You won't be the one who has to give birth and then care of the child on their own.

  • @abbieamavi
    @abbieamavi 4 роки тому +36

    *"is that your skin on the towel?"* 😂😂

  • @Gonk
    @Gonk 5 років тому +191

    lol Vintage White haha

    • @srecnamim6198
      @srecnamim6198 5 років тому +10

      that one was the best..........from now when I am introducing my self I will say that

    • @blognewb
      @blognewb 5 років тому +4

      @@srecnamim6198 and if you're a guy, you have that vintage white foreskin

  • @robinsonshe06
    @robinsonshe06 5 років тому +132

    He wears shoes...😂😉😂😉😊🤣

  • @naithorlain1976
    @naithorlain1976 5 років тому +156

    the kids in Africa tho. lol

  • @artchic528
    @artchic528 4 роки тому +17

    As someone who is more blindingly white than the sun, I require at least a gallon of SPF 75, a wide brim sun hat, a beach umbrella, and a big old T-shirt to cover up for the 3 hours I spend on the beach. Otherwise I will straight up burst into flames.

  • @rivkacoverdale9672
    @rivkacoverdale9672 5 років тому +63

    I've got vintage white, too. Lol! Georgian. 💕

  • @jordanbailey303
    @jordanbailey303 5 років тому +9

    Michelle is so funny! I LOVE HER!

  • @katia_g213
    @katia_g213 4 роки тому +3

    I don't laugh like I do with her. Love this woman!

  • @leolucky7570
    @leolucky7570 5 років тому +50

    She's just too funny omgggg

  • @briansherrod1916
    @briansherrod1916 2 роки тому +7

    Michelle buteau is always hilarious funny! Can listen to her all day!

  • @PacificNWGrl
    @PacificNWGrl 5 років тому +72

    Just kidding, he’s broke 😂

  • @dpalacios11
    @dpalacios11 5 років тому +19

    Laughed so hard! Yasss! Looking you up now cause I need to see how your husband looks.

  • @amoymurphy508
    @amoymurphy508 5 років тому +38

    I can listen to her tell the same jokes over and over and still laugh

  • @WittelMeThis
    @WittelMeThis 5 років тому +51

    I'm not Caribbean but damn that last joke had me rolling.

  • @annyboom5567
    @annyboom5567 5 років тому +2

    Her energy is life

  • @stylecollective-qt9um
    @stylecollective-qt9um 5 років тому +10

    The tent thing is REAL 😂😂😂😂

  • @phourtitude
    @phourtitude 5 років тому +18

    The bit about the going to the beach with white people is real. I am in an interracial relationship and I had the exact same experience the first time I went to the beach with my partner's family. They are Norwegian. My people are from Miami. Ha!

  • @BL3SSed-Bliss
    @BL3SSed-Bliss 4 роки тому +3

    Michelle is one of my favorite persons.

  • @brandondavidson4085
    @brandondavidson4085 4 роки тому +26

    I'm showing this to my girlfriend, who is also a Black woman from the Caribbean.

  • @phantommide9985
    @phantommide9985 4 роки тому +1

    SHE. LOOKS. AMAZING.
    i love her outfit and so jealous of her beautiful hair.

  • @NicolineNDahl
    @NicolineNDahl 4 роки тому +6

    Honestly, The Netherlands is one my neoughbouring countries and the way she describes Northern Europe is accurate in a scary way

  • @lanhoang6502
    @lanhoang6502 4 роки тому +1

    She looks so happy. I'm happy for her!

  • @angelreisinger2343
    @angelreisinger2343 5 років тому +27

    I love her so much 😍😍😂😂🤣

    • @charlesscott27
      @charlesscott27 5 років тому

      Damn, Angel. Nice pic. Where are u from ?

  • @MoonLight-gm6zm
    @MoonLight-gm6zm 2 роки тому

    Wow AMAZING!!!! Michelle is killing it! 😅😅😅💘💘💘

  • @hikingtotoro
    @hikingtotoro 5 років тому +48

    Omg I loved her in always be my maybe

  • @Pabloinjuanderland
    @Pabloinjuanderland 3 роки тому +6

    "He's European so like vintage white! Okay! The real deal!" Hahahahhahah

  • @melanietoth1376
    @melanietoth1376 4 роки тому

    I just came across this and I love her! New favorite comedian !

  • @JacquieKudolo
    @JacquieKudolo 5 років тому +16

    She had me at rum and condoms...lol . Yes!

  • @tti3360
    @tti3360 5 років тому +8

    😂 👏 👏 👏 thank you for making my day

  • @harikeshram9905
    @harikeshram9905 3 роки тому

    Welcome to you Michelle buteau.fantastic comedy of you. God bless 🙏❣️🙏 you.

  • @jennhoff03
    @jennhoff03 3 роки тому +4

    I hate it when people reduce women to just their looks. So i shall preface this by saying she is also very funny. But DANG this woman is GORGEOUS!!!!

  • @emic138
    @emic138 5 років тому +50

    i’m like, “YOU WON!” 😂

  • @lemonadewithsnacks3733
    @lemonadewithsnacks3733 4 роки тому +1

    Mad set 🙌 Queeeen

  • @loodcatnoods
    @loodcatnoods 4 роки тому +1

    I love Michelle a he is funny. She was the best part about the movie You'll Always be my Maybe.

  • @ayebee1108
    @ayebee1108 5 років тому +6

    she had me dying from start to finish

  • @kingcrimz0n
    @kingcrimz0n 5 років тому +2

    I always loved seeing this woman, so damn beautiful

  • @crystalcole888
    @crystalcole888 Рік тому

    She's awesome!

  • @TTSantiago821
    @TTSantiago821 4 роки тому +1

    Lol she is very funny and so relatable .

  • @Nbubs-1
    @Nbubs-1 4 роки тому +1

    Hahaha as a Dutch person I love the beach story, it is incredebly relatable 😅

  • @ash-bob3398
    @ash-bob3398 4 роки тому +1

    Oh my god. She’s right. We do melt in the sun 😂😂😂

  • @elsagreen1476
    @elsagreen1476 5 років тому +1

    This whole bit is so cute.

  • @danivanvelthoven2135
    @danivanvelthoven2135 5 років тому +17

    I am dutch...... and she is right😂😂

  • @GeminiGuy94
    @GeminiGuy94 Рік тому

    I just watched American bbq showdown pt 2 where she was the host… I was like who is this interesting lady.. come here to find she’s HILARIOUS 😂😂😂

  • @AlizMari23
    @AlizMari23 4 роки тому +3

    They had a tent for the little white baby 😂 😂 😂

  • @pianotinkerer
    @pianotinkerer 5 років тому +91

    The jokes about white people were EXCELLENT

  • @BothHands1
    @BothHands1 5 років тому +5

    😂 😂 i love her she's so funny

  • @Helloooooo
    @Helloooooo 4 роки тому

    The ending 😂😂

  • @AngryKittens
    @AngryKittens 5 років тому +31

    "You better watch your little white baby, these are good money."
    😂

  • @wshutson0304
    @wshutson0304 5 років тому +5

    I laughed so hard my ribs hurt!

    • @blognewb
      @blognewb 5 років тому +1

      Just kidding he's broke

  • @JaZaarMercury
    @JaZaarMercury 5 років тому +2

    Best swirl humor out there.

  • @renee_rambles
    @renee_rambles 4 роки тому +2

    as a dutch person the story about the beach is so accurate

  • @ernestineswinton1279
    @ernestineswinton1279 5 років тому +1

    I love her she is so amazing

  • @ketercognitohazard
    @ketercognitohazard 4 роки тому +4

    I feel her 100%! I'm a white guy married to a black woman. Mixing it up is where it's at. Plus, our children are straight up beautiful. I'm of Scandinavian descent (Viking pride! What's good!?), sadly, like many Americans whose ancestors were slaves, my wife is unsure of her heritage. But, evidently, if you mix a Viking with an African-American you'll end up with gorgeous Puerto Rican babies. Hahahaha.

    • @superc
      @superc 4 роки тому +2

      she can do 23andme now

    • @ketercognitohazard
      @ketercognitohazard 4 роки тому +1

      @@superc
      Yeah, I've mentioned that to her a few times over the years. She continually says she'll look in to it. But, never does. Thank you for the advice, though.