PAYDAY 2: Paper Gang Tutorial

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  • Paper craft is all fun, but sometimes a few pointers might help. This tutorial shows you how to, fold, cut and slice until you get your own little Paper Heister. Just follow the directions, and trust in what Dallas is telling you.
    For more information about the Paper Gang: pd2.link/SearchForKento
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  • @nitroboostn2o
    @nitroboostn2o 4 роки тому +4562

    "B-BAIN DON'T TURN ME INTO MARKETABLE FIGURINES!"
    "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

  • @willsville8087
    @willsville8087 7 років тому +7821

    So this is what Dallas does when he isn't heisting

  • @futuretone
    @futuretone 4 роки тому +4112

    i just like to imagine dallas playing with these in his spare time

    • @dantesteward4251
      @dantesteward4251 3 роки тому +66

      Omg yes that would be pretty funny

    • @splat7926
      @splat7926 3 роки тому +19

      I haven’t thought of this but this is hilarious

    • @HolyGillbert
      @HolyGillbert 3 роки тому +13

      Fnf bf if he was real and watching this be like
      ^^^^^
      this is an OLD COMMENT I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT I WAS MEANING WHEN I WAS TYPING THIS

    • @theboneman5413
      @theboneman5413 3 роки тому +65

      He's just quietly wispering while playing with some of them like "aaaahh I neeed a medic baaag, *pew* *pew* aaaahh I'm dying!" Lol

    • @theend7074
      @theend7074 3 роки тому +20

      nah he makes them for bain to help plan the heists

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED 3 роки тому +2155

    Dallas: "And a blunt object..."
    Jacket: *_*holds hammer with malicious intent*_*

    • @dantesteward4251
      @dantesteward4251 3 роки тому +65

      Grabs baseball bat and proceeds to hit the paper.

    • @natashapersaud1939
      @natashapersaud1939 3 роки тому +49

      How ironic a spoon is used

    • @wolfhurricane897
      @wolfhurricane897 2 роки тому +34

      @@natashapersaud1939 because a comically large spoon is in the game?

    • @somethingstories-lazardist1065
      @somethingstories-lazardist1065 2 роки тому +30

      Jacket: I don’t think that’s supposed to go there!

    • @reapergaming7680
      @reapergaming7680 2 роки тому +16

      @@somethingstories-lazardist1065 literally anytime someone uses the drill for something else

  • @kingmaplesyrup
    @kingmaplesyrup 4 роки тому +5126

    Imagine a child watching this because of the paper figure and hearing words he had never heard before.

    • @BoBunch
      @BoBunch 4 роки тому +197

      I learnt that the hard way xD

    • @pixlead
      @pixlead 4 роки тому +26

      lol

    • @inactiveaccount6884
      @inactiveaccount6884 4 роки тому +179

      Dallas' VA must've been through some deep shit before recording this

    • @Medik2
      @Medik2 4 роки тому +92

      That was me. I was that child

    • @IkanDuitMan
      @IkanDuitMan 4 роки тому +16

      that was dark

  • @thebasicgamer6449
    @thebasicgamer6449 6 років тому +1474

    I like how Dallas says “always bring your gun” like it’s from experience, I can imagine wolf forgetting his gun at home or something and acting like he has a gun in his pocket with his hand

    • @marakalos3838
      @marakalos3838 4 роки тому +67

      As the cops arrive, he's stuck with his finger or whatever he picks up. That would be beautiful to see!

    • @paytonwagner6517
      @paytonwagner6517 4 роки тому +72

      I can see wolf doing this and just useing finger guns and manging to kill a dozer with them

    • @federalcasemaker
      @federalcasemaker 3 роки тому +16

      I can imagine him going John Wick with something he picked up cause he forgot his weapons

    • @lsdm629
      @lsdm629 3 роки тому +2

      dallas will surely kick him from the lobby lol

    • @lsdm629
      @lsdm629 3 роки тому +6

      @@paytonwagner6517 he also probably screamed "GET THE [bleep] DOWN" & launching toy for dogs XD

  • @UnknownSeaCreature
    @UnknownSeaCreature 3 роки тому +731

    The spoon... it.. it all makes sense now...
    EVERYTHING COMES FULL CIRCLE!

    • @natashapersaud1939
      @natashapersaud1939 3 роки тому +36

      QUICK HE KNOWS TOO MUCH

    • @camaxd0078
      @camaxd0078 2 роки тому +6

      You big brain

    • @michaelzhang9806
      @michaelzhang9806 2 роки тому +34

      Except it’s not comically large. Or Dallas himself is comically humongous and the spoon seems humorously minuscule compared to his funny girth

    • @jockeyfield1954
      @jockeyfield1954 2 роки тому +19

      @@michaelzhang9806 oh god... if that's true, then these paper figures are like 4 feet tall and could probably beat me in a fight

    • @therealLimeMan
      @therealLimeMan 2 роки тому +6

      Y'know, on the train heist, Almir did a funny with one of Bain's voicelines after you rewire the timelock: "I'm in. *whispers* there is no spoon." Funny how 3 months later, the Comically Large Spoon was alivr

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED 3 роки тому +1255

    Dallas: "First, masks on..."
    *_//ALARM TRIPPED: Civilian Called The Police//_*

    • @ixinityz
      @ixinityz 3 роки тому +6

      First masks on

    • @mrdreamy1747
      @mrdreamy1747 3 роки тому +6

      Then the alarm didn't trip, a suspicious civilian called the police.
      (I know it's a joke)

    • @dallas491
      @dallas491 2 роки тому +3

      “Time for plan B” -Bain

    • @blacktemplar1139
      @blacktemplar1139 9 місяців тому

      _"Nobody cared who I was, until I put the mask on"_

    • @Cloaker1212
      @Cloaker1212 5 місяців тому

      ALARM?! CALL POLICE,SWAT,BULLDOZERS,FBI,CLOAKERS,WALTER WHITE,MEDIC,HEAVY from TF2,ALL MOBILE TASK FORCE PERSONALS FROM SCP,GEORGE WASHINGTON,NATO ARMY!

  • @yachtman87
    @yachtman87 5 років тому +2543

    “Haha, I’m good at this!”
    *LITERALLY CUT HIMSELF 10 SECONDS AGO*

  • @ajthemaniac5198
    @ajthemaniac5198 7 років тому +2372

    Whoever did the cloaker must have been really disappointed that it got destroyed for the video.

    • @spacecore5322
      @spacecore5322 6 років тому +201

      maybe dallas made them all for practice

    • @ironskull8652
      @ironskull8652 4 роки тому +164

      They wouldn’t be sad cause it’s a cloaker

    • @xtreamg5739
      @xtreamg5739 4 роки тому +8

      AJ, The Maniac the guy cut his finger just like dallas and wasted so much time on it to see it get squished on a video xd

    • @paulpilapil4024
      @paulpilapil4024 4 роки тому +4

      He then dressed up as one and chased him across the building

    • @blixx3272
      @blixx3272 4 роки тому

      no they wouldnt they wanted it to die

  • @GC-uu6fx
    @GC-uu6fx 4 роки тому +299

    Paper cloaker: *exist*
    Dallas voice actor: so you have chosen *death*

  • @justanaverageinternetuser2473
    @justanaverageinternetuser2473 3 роки тому +280

    Dallas' voice actor voicing this just makes it 10 times better

  • @nerfdude1129
    @nerfdude1129 7 років тому +2386

    There should be a tutorial for the Cloaker, narrated by a Cloaker. At the end he should smash the PAYPER Gang as a callback to this video.

  • @aliyosha2812
    @aliyosha2812 7 років тому +1769

    1:13 I like how he aids his glove, and then takes another glove and throws the banded one.

    • @kiiwikiori7542
      @kiiwikiori7542 6 років тому +198

      it wasnt enough
      he needed a medic bag

    • @sircartier4422
      @sircartier4422 6 років тому +3

      Hypeocritical Fox FUCK

    • @susanjembun1143
      @susanjembun1143 6 років тому +9

      If you reply this many time its funny XD

    • @Luca-hn2nh
      @Luca-hn2nh 6 років тому +2

      Oh shit true xD

    • @blnathan4706
      @blnathan4706 5 років тому +9

      He puts another glove other the top of it

  • @MelancholyPanda13
    @MelancholyPanda13 3 роки тому +597

    Would love to see every character make their own paper version i just imagine jacket folding and randomly pausing to press the tape player

    • @lorantpapp07
      @lorantpapp07 Рік тому +74

      @@Mensmoocher "I dont think thats supposed to go there"

    • @Jacket_50_Blessings
      @Jacket_50_Blessings 11 місяців тому +16

      @@Mensmoocher "Please exercise caution when aggravating my temper"

    • @pilot_master8755
      @pilot_master8755 10 місяців тому +7

      @@Jacket_50_Blessings "Job is done. Now, time to relax and enjoy life."

  • @pieseo6927
    @pieseo6927 4 роки тому +292

    1:13 imagine him yelling: "AAAAH I NEEEED A MEDIC BAG" lol

    • @operatorenzo3112
      @operatorenzo3112 3 роки тому +6

      he didn’t cut himself
      *i shot him*

    • @Fur4all
      @Fur4all 3 роки тому +1

      I expected him to do that

  • @171videoman
    @171videoman 7 років тому +892

    *Cut*
    *Stock Dallas scream*

    • @pepsia6508
      @pepsia6508 7 років тому +2

      171videoman was about to post that

    • @h0ppip
      @h0ppip 7 років тому +115

      *AAAAAAGH I NEEEED A MEDIC BAG*
      they really missed the chance

    • @user-nw6pq8pt3y
      @user-nw6pq8pt3y 7 років тому +43

      They should have used the "AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH I NEEEEEED A MEDIC BAG" that'd be dank

    • @Kanakravaatti
      @Kanakravaatti 7 років тому +18

      and when he messes up he says
      *BAIN?*

    • @angelicaresendiz8821
      @angelicaresendiz8821 7 років тому

      171videoman i

  • @adisappointedfbiagent449
    @adisappointedfbiagent449 6 років тому +3917

    1:10 *AHHHHHHHH I NEED A MEDIC BAG*

    • @thecloakedthecloaker6951
      @thecloakedthecloaker6951 6 років тому +49

      Onion Chopping Ninja Boy was that part staged or did he actully cut himself?

    • @Ig0r3Q
      @Ig0r3Q 6 років тому +38

      I think he really cut himself

    • @Ig0r3Q
      @Ig0r3Q 6 років тому +36

      that blood is real

    • @Outzid3r
      @Outzid3r 6 років тому +63

      wtf men is staged the video have a little cut in that moment

    • @fexed519
      @fexed519 6 років тому +34

      You can buy false blood and it is very similar to real once. And there is a cut

  • @HexenMeister06
    @HexenMeister06 2 роки тому +106

    Mad respect to Dallas for being able to do this while wearing gloves

  • @IkanDuitMan
    @IkanDuitMan 4 роки тому +566

    Me: aaahhhhh i accidently cut the paper head by 1mm
    *cries*
    Dallas: *accidently cuts his finger*
    Dallas: tis but a scratch.

    • @canter1ter
      @canter1ter 3 роки тому +16

      A scratch? Your finger's off!

    • @SushiTray
      @SushiTray 3 роки тому +3

      @@canter1ter its a joke and you didnt get it. Im not gonna swooshy swoosh you bc thats not how yt works but you just simply didnt get the joke

    • @blackopszombiekill11
      @blackopszombiekill11 3 роки тому +10

      @@SushiTray but it was you, fellow redditor that could not conceive a mixup on the original. checkmate

    • @podyjr101
      @podyjr101 3 роки тому +6

      @@canter1ter just a flesh wound

    • @podyjr101
      @podyjr101 3 роки тому +5

      @@SushiTray the irony

  • @Wolf-rv1cr
    @Wolf-rv1cr 7 років тому +9222

    AAAAAAH I NEEED A MEDICBAAAG!!!

  • @bogusmetz
    @bogusmetz 5 років тому +491

    2:41 *cloaker charging sounds intensify*

  • @herredward9277
    @herredward9277 3 роки тому +165

    Dallas: "Takes dozens of bullets to the chest." SILENCE.
    Also Dallas: "Cuts himself with scissors" AWWW FUK.

    • @amyabrams1602
      @amyabrams1602 10 місяців тому +3

      I wonder if that is real blood or fake

    • @ASSASINSCREEDII1
      @ASSASINSCREEDII1 10 місяців тому

      ​@@amyabrams1602fuck no

    • @the0_z1nn
      @the0_z1nn 10 місяців тому

      @@amyabrams1602 🤔

    • @alexmadness19
      @alexmadness19 8 місяців тому

      @@amyabrams1602i wonder

  • @sp3ctr-3
    @sp3ctr-3 3 роки тому +88

    Dallas when he gets shot 17 times by a 12 gauge shotgun: [yells in lowercase] I need a medic bag
    Dallas when he cuts himself with some scissors: O W F U C K

    • @TechnicalOveride
      @TechnicalOveride 11 місяців тому

      gotta love adrenaline

    • @squindigglyjigglybop1300
      @squindigglyjigglybop1300 11 місяців тому +1

      to be fair, your fingers do feel more pain than the rest of your body because of all the nerve endings

    • @user-cy9my5wk3j
      @user-cy9my5wk3j 10 місяців тому +1

      Ye, his reaction to pain was super relatable

    • @user-cy9my5wk3j
      @user-cy9my5wk3j 10 місяців тому

      ​@@squindigglyjigglybop1300true fact.

  • @chasoepoch
    @chasoepoch 7 років тому +1220

    Shame they didn't show the printer running out of ink every 60 seconds and having to go raid surrounding houses for more.

    • @thecityshanker8913
      @thecityshanker8913 7 років тому +61

      Steve Dave lol almost as bad as the drills

    • @SpecsWitched
      @SpecsWitched 6 років тому +17

      Steve Dave
      It would jam everybody minute

    • @aqua3234
      @aqua3234 4 роки тому +10

      Also why haven’t the cops shut off the power?

    • @xaneII
      @xaneII 2 роки тому +27

      ''Guys, the ink, go get it.''

    • @yarknark
      @yarknark 2 роки тому +10

      AW FUCK, THE PRINTER'S OUT OF INK! SOME BASTARD NEEDS TO FIX IT!

  • @KurtStarBattle
    @KurtStarBattle 7 років тому +602

    rest in peace cloaker.
    you wont be missed by the payday gang
    2016 - 2016

  • @orisheretohelp
    @orisheretohelp 4 роки тому +92

    He can plan a perfect heist, and do it flawlessly.
    *But he can't slice some paper without cutting himself.*

  • @theaveragematt5729
    @theaveragematt5729 4 роки тому +52

    Man I really wish that they would let us do the My Heister challenge again so that our own character/heister would be added to Payday 2

  • @epsilontran4206
    @epsilontran4206 6 років тому +4289

    Paper Gang is better than Gucci Gang

  • @rileydelorme7542
    @rileydelorme7542 6 років тому +1444

    So this what he does with the millions he steals

    • @karma8571
      @karma8571 5 років тому +7

      Lol :^)

    • @trashmann1971
      @trashmann1971 5 років тому +20

      Well I mean what else are you supposed to do?

    • @yakuzamane1541
      @yakuzamane1541 4 роки тому +18

      Payday Trivia
      Dallas spends a fortune on origami

    • @theawkwardskeleton6608
      @theawkwardskeleton6608 4 роки тому +1

      Matt Truong technically since he’s cutting paper it’s not origami, but it’s actually Kirigami

    • @lsdm629
      @lsdm629 3 роки тому

      surely the payday gang is sick of him burning hes money on that stuff

  • @darkuswolfitus2015
    @darkuswolfitus2015 3 роки тому +73

    1:12 How did he take damage, his white bar isn't even empty.

  • @st_tech0687
    @st_tech0687 4 роки тому +16

    I love how Dallas buys a yacht and names it medic bag

  • @slavsterchief6224
    @slavsterchief6224 5 років тому +675

    Alright tools for the job...
    *THERMAL DRILL*

  • @MD_Hooligan
    @MD_Hooligan 6 років тому +765

    ...And he’s supposed to be the “Mastermind” of the Payday gang?

    • @cottoneyejoe8285
      @cottoneyejoe8285 4 роки тому +14

      Yes.

    • @pukesan2746
      @pukesan2746 4 роки тому +17

      Isn’t that bain?

    • @cottoneyejoe8285
      @cottoneyejoe8285 4 роки тому +84

      @@pukesan2746 Also yes. But Dallas is the "leader" of the boots on the ground, and is the mastermind of their tactics. Also, the mastermind skill tree is some of Dallas' traits, including hostage taking and being the medic.

    • @sirrivet9557
      @sirrivet9557 3 роки тому +21

      He just has bad hands. He’s smart but this is tough

    • @d-f-s1684
      @d-f-s1684 3 роки тому +3

      Well, I think he's the "self proclaimed" leader of the payday gang. Bain is the real one

  • @Skdladmalajd
    @Skdladmalajd 3 роки тому +18

    I love how he constantly messes up just like how people actually do these things

  • @thelemonwiththumbs4560
    @thelemonwiththumbs4560 Рік тому +6

    1:10 I was immeasurably dissapointed when dallas didn't ask for a medic bag

  • @dallas891
    @dallas891 4 роки тому +872

    1:12 my dad when he stubs his toe at 3 am

  • @Nivec217
    @Nivec217 6 років тому +872

    These should be added as collectibles in PAYDAY 2.

    • @channelxname5510
      @channelxname5510 4 роки тому +12

      Omg that's a million IQ

    • @adept6942
      @adept6942 4 роки тому +9

      That's the perfect idea

    • @ChloeForm
      @ChloeForm 4 роки тому +23

      Like the Gage packages, but instead of it giving you a 10% bonus, if you collect them all you unlock a mask set.

    • @marsmonke4160
      @marsmonke4160 4 роки тому +5

      @@ChloeForm Paper Masks

    • @marakalos3838
      @marakalos3838 4 роки тому +1

      @@marsmonke4160 I want!

  • @Havoc_c
    @Havoc_c 2 роки тому +16

    It’s actually cool that they let you print this and make it

  • @stefanoguerraayala1585
    @stefanoguerraayala1585 Рік тому +3

    I'm not getting tired of seeing this.

  • @d1rtylewis169
    @d1rtylewis169 7 років тому +780

    "Hey I'm good at this"
    Blood all over the table

    • @user-fi2zs2ww1r
      @user-fi2zs2ww1r 4 роки тому +7

      seems legit

    • @MaskedLikeVillain
      @MaskedLikeVillain 4 роки тому +10

      @@salty-gj7rs b r u h

    • @meifunfoo343
      @meifunfoo343 4 роки тому +2

      @@salty-gj7rs r/cursecomment

    • @echo5989
      @echo5989 4 роки тому

      @@salty-gj7rs [vibrato bruh]

    • @justinportillo3996
      @justinportillo3996 3 роки тому +2

      @@salty-gj7rs pretty sure this dude has a lot of paper Sydney, clover, Bonnie, and Joy that are filled with milk all over it

  • @Hevelord
    @Hevelord 7 років тому +97

    Paper cut risk
    uncut: normal
    don't cut: hard
    cuttable: very hard
    overcut: overkill
    scissors: mayhem
    cut wish: death wish
    one cut: one down

    • @k0n4_m4r
      @k0n4_m4r 5 років тому +4

      with the difficulty changes,one down would be cut sentence

    • @doggerthedog6744
      @doggerthedog6744 2 роки тому

      @@k0n4_m4r death cut

    • @heywhoisthisguy
      @heywhoisthisguy Рік тому

      I would've called it "One Print"
      Cause you only have one shot at it, y'know

  • @kashootme2077
    @kashootme2077 3 роки тому +8

    Guy at 0:36 Dallas uses a spoon which hinted at the comically large spoon be released

  • @natothecringyfurrfox6380
    @natothecringyfurrfox6380 4 роки тому +18

    Dallas: this is kinda like that Japanese stuff
    Jiro and Joy: ah yes, the negotiator

  • @haymet100
    @haymet100 7 років тому +599

    so wait
    is cutting our fingers part of the tutorial?

    • @Ballisticannon
      @Ballisticannon 7 років тому +67

      AAnomalousDuck Only if you're using Yakuza

    • @sivzel6497
      @sivzel6497 7 років тому +11

      AAnomalousDuck Yes. They also forgot the detail of ripping off your toenail.

    • @DarvinostheGreat
      @DarvinostheGreat 6 років тому +3

      yes

    • @elcanaldeunpendejoakagazte2533
      @elcanaldeunpendejoakagazte2533 6 років тому

      XDXDXD

    • @aggressivedriver9109
      @aggressivedriver9109 5 років тому

      @@sivzel6497 this detail is no needed, because almost no one cares about this shit when killing hundreds of cops and listening to badass music.

  • @Salvadorazz
    @Salvadorazz 7 років тому +264

    Guys... The paper gang... Go get it !

  • @randomobserver6846
    @randomobserver6846 4 роки тому +15

    1:12 what happens when i use safety scissors

  • @barnaclebot1643
    @barnaclebot1643 3 роки тому +6

    I want a family friendly Dallas channel where he reviews toys.

    • @alexmadness19
      @alexmadness19 8 місяців тому

      that would be funny to see lmao

  • @zoranlazarevic7526
    @zoranlazarevic7526 7 років тому +1643

    Coloured printers.

    • @Left4pillz
      @Left4pillz 7 років тому +57

      I believe the PC term is actually Basketball-American Printers :^)

    • @zvnabalisong4935
      @zvnabalisong4935 7 років тому +3

      Zoran Lazarević lol

    • @weiluo6901
      @weiluo6901 7 років тому +14

      Yeah the Russia Finally got their coloured printers

    • @Cyann33andaThird
      @Cyann33andaThird 7 років тому +34

      Dallas, My Friend,
      The Devil,
      Is in the Details.

    • @weiluo6901
      @weiluo6901 7 років тому +22

      *shocked*
      Fuck Me.

  • @snowybaka_0
    @snowybaka_0 7 років тому +299

    1:11 MEDICBAG!

  • @egekahraman4182
    @egekahraman4182 10 місяців тому +2

    i loved this video, it's was really fun to watch, i love the dallas's reactions and fails.. and i really like the "Paper Gang"

  • @spooksmcgee8790
    @spooksmcgee8790 3 роки тому +6

    At first I was like "wow this guy sounds just like dallas" I was unaware that this was the overkill studios actual channel

  • @sunnerssnag
    @sunnerssnag 5 років тому +81

    'Oh, that's beautiful!'
    broke it once and injured himself. yes, beautiful.

  • @loveshank1511
    @loveshank1511 6 років тому +275

    This is a creative way of doing a tutorial. GG overkill!

  • @FullASD
    @FullASD 4 роки тому +7

    i wish more game devs did this, its a good video to watch and i want to get a paper gang member myself after watching this

  • @gnat6216
    @gnat6216 3 роки тому +11

    Noo, Cloacker was so good.
    Imagine how hard was to made him.

  • @ggkek9998
    @ggkek9998 7 років тому +98

    This is the most complicated guide ive ever seen.

  • @sicilianmafia0776
    @sicilianmafia0776 4 роки тому +161

    love this game...
    2:40 XDDDDDDDDDDDDd

    • @mc2xd9
      @mc2xd9 3 роки тому +2

      Why why cloaker

    • @dunyalaryokedenhasmetlisav8201
      @dunyalaryokedenhasmetlisav8201 3 роки тому +4

      @@mc2xd9 WUUUULULULULULULULU *CLOACKER NOISES*

    • @H3av3nly-IsNotForU
      @H3av3nly-IsNotForU Рік тому +2

      WULUULULLULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULLULULU AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IIII NEEEED A MEDICCC BAGGGGGG

  • @ArthurCallahan516
    @ArthurCallahan516 2 роки тому

    I dont know why but I needed to hear Dallas in what seems to be in our world.

  • @notacatiswear2849
    @notacatiswear2849 3 роки тому +4

    i want a cloaker figure to just sit by my mousepad, to always remind me of sheer death sentence torment

  • @andrija2764
    @andrija2764 7 років тому +129

    2:39 shit cloaker!
    2:41 cloker's down!

  • @miracledev2656
    @miracledev2656 7 років тому +128

    #PaperCloakerLivesMatter

  • @NoMoreAnymoreBye
    @NoMoreAnymoreBye Рік тому +2

    words cannot describe how happy i am that he destroyed the cloaker

  • @mrchonky5935
    @mrchonky5935 3 роки тому +2

    can we appreciate that dallas cut his own finger for a joke

  • @juanpablocuellarsegura4796
    @juanpablocuellarsegura4796 5 років тому +309

    I want them to make a paper bulldozer, made out of *PAPER*

  • @smacq6000
    @smacq6000 7 років тому +162

    I need a paper medic bag!

  • @saturn-1044
    @saturn-1044 3 роки тому +1

    Scissor: grazes hand
    Hand: *AHHHH I NEED A MEDIC BAG*

  • @biscuit4638
    @biscuit4638 2 роки тому

    this is actually really wholesome, thanks dallas

  • @Bean-mr8sf
    @Bean-mr8sf 5 років тому +385

    When u *rib* a first world Bank but struggle cutting paper.
    Edit: When you rib instead of rob

  • @Alcane302
    @Alcane302 7 років тому +16

    Sydney is designing masks for everyone while Dallas is over here making paper dolls XD

  • @frankmatveliyev3864
    @frankmatveliyev3864 3 роки тому +2

    1:13 should’ve screamed “AHHHHH I NEED A MEDIC BAG!”

  • @duke4726
    @duke4726 4 роки тому +11

    Everybody doing memes, but nobody help to do the payday gang, is so confusing :c

  • @hitti2810
    @hitti2810 7 років тому +247

    How much does the DLC cost?

  • @kweenie682
    @kweenie682 6 років тому +17

    OVERKILL are the best at this stuff, like with the Payday animations. Take that Cloaker!

  • @staceycsampson
    @staceycsampson 11 місяців тому +1

    i like how Dallas shows us how to make a tiny version of himself when he isn't doing heists

  • @Monochromic401
    @Monochromic401 4 роки тому +3

    Wolf: *you know the drill*
    Cloaker: REEEEEEEEE.

  • @appletree4222
    @appletree4222 5 років тому +39

    When he got cut he should have yelled "I NEEEEEED A MEDIC BAG!"

  • @Bly500
    @Bly500 7 років тому +209

    Is the Cloaker available too?

  • @h4m899
    @h4m899 3 роки тому +2

    "TAKE THAT, FUCKING CLOAKER"
    Cloacker:
    *Femur breaker noises*

  • @NKGAMING-ri4qm
    @NKGAMING-ri4qm 2 роки тому +2

    its truely amazing that dallas's blunt object would become a usable meele weapon 3 years later

    • @thedbdentity2102
      @thedbdentity2102 Рік тому

      With a 24 karat gold inversion with gasoline drench

  • @JimGreen569
    @JimGreen569 6 років тому +74

    1:14 AAHHH I NEED A MEDIC BAAAG

  • @korudo810
    @korudo810 5 років тому +35

    Dallas: hey I’m good at this
    *bleed when he was cutting his head*

  • @namehere9951
    @namehere9951 2 роки тому +9

    0:09 Ordinarily regular-sized spoon

  • @LimeTheCrusaderYT
    @LimeTheCrusaderYT 11 місяців тому

    This is funniest paper tutorial i have seen.

  • @ONIMOT100
    @ONIMOT100 7 років тому +10

    I now want Dallas to read bedtime stories, or do more tutorials.

  • @cheezkid2689
    @cheezkid2689 5 років тому +15

    2:34
    “And Bob’s your fucking uncle!”
    What does that even mean?

  • @casual_villain
    @casual_villain 2 роки тому

    Nice to see Dallas enjoying his weekend

  • @mayo_-
    @mayo_- 3 роки тому

    I keep coming back just to hear Dallas

  • @ayitsalex2893
    @ayitsalex2893 4 роки тому +41

    These are so cute I'm gonna make an army of these

    • @BoBunch
      @BoBunch 4 роки тому

      I tried. The paper fkooped so much.that i wanted to die

    • @natashapersaud1939
      @natashapersaud1939 3 роки тому +1

      Do you mean gang

    • @too_tuff
      @too_tuff 2 роки тому

      They rob banks lmao

    • @benthasome
      @benthasome Рік тому

      How's it going?

  • @pylewastaken
    @pylewastaken 6 років тому +210

    0/10 needs more medic bags
    AHHHHHHH I NEED A MEDIC BAG

    • @shocktacc2386
      @shocktacc2386 4 роки тому +1

      Bet.

    • @grenztruppens
      @grenztruppens 3 роки тому +1

      Yoo yenky whit no brim

    • @dallas491
      @dallas491 2 роки тому

      If I had a penny for every time I appeared in a video and heard “I NEED A MEDIC BAG” I wouldn’t need to rob fucking banks

  • @lonelydriver1512
    @lonelydriver1512 4 роки тому +10

    0:21 *ah shit, here we go again*

  • @wendigoberserker6527
    @wendigoberserker6527 3 роки тому

    thanks it helped a lot and made it easier to make paper figurines.

  • @VoidFoxxx
    @VoidFoxxx 7 років тому +12

    Dallas: Be carefull thats my head!
    * cut,cut,cut *
    * cuts gis finger *
    Dallas: AH FUCK!
    Me: And thats your finger!

  • @FappingWater
    @FappingWater 7 років тому +7

    Paper Figurines Heist, Comes with safety scissors, spit ball sniper, and a new enemy! Paper cut operative, gives you a bad paper cut and bleeds you out until you get a medic bag all for a whapping $4.99

  • @ramblinnernd5905
    @ramblinnernd5905 2 роки тому +1

    That cloaked one looked dope tho… This was hilarious!

  • @luckylovescats
    @luckylovescats 2 роки тому +1

    I actually made paper dallas and it took me 2 hours, was worth it

  • @JonathanThe501st
    @JonathanThe501st 7 років тому +5

    I find this video hilarious for the fact that I can actually see Dallas doing papercraft as a hobby.

  • @NurseAmamiya
    @NurseAmamiya 4 роки тому +26

    1:11 I am trying to decide whether that was unexpected or part of the show...

    • @Winterstarf
      @Winterstarf 4 роки тому

      ofc it's a part of the show but it would be great if it was done better (without video cuts)

    • @brodykent3693
      @brodykent3693 3 роки тому

      Same

  • @Chezeborger
    @Chezeborger 2 роки тому

    I love how he uses a spoon like the comically large spoon melee!

  • @randomgamestuffchannel1498
    @randomgamestuffchannel1498 3 роки тому

    Thanks Dallas , i like those hobbies aswell