I like how Dallas says “always bring your gun” like it’s from experience, I can imagine wolf forgetting his gun at home or something and acting like he has a gun in his pocket with his hand
Y'know, on the train heist, Almir did a funny with one of Bain's voicelines after you rewire the timelock: "I'm in. *whispers* there is no spoon." Funny how 3 months later, the Comically Large Spoon was alivr
ALARM?! CALL POLICE,SWAT,BULLDOZERS,FBI,CLOAKERS,WALTER WHITE,MEDIC,HEAVY from TF2,ALL MOBILE TASK FORCE PERSONALS FROM SCP,GEORGE WASHINGTON,NATO ARMY!
@@pukesan2746 Also yes. But Dallas is the "leader" of the boots on the ground, and is the mastermind of their tactics. Also, the mastermind skill tree is some of Dallas' traits, including hostage taking and being the medic.
Dallas when he gets shot 17 times by a 12 gauge shotgun: [yells in lowercase] I need a medic bag Dallas when he cuts himself with some scissors: O W F U C K
Paper Figurines Heist, Comes with safety scissors, spit ball sniper, and a new enemy! Paper cut operative, gives you a bad paper cut and bleeds you out until you get a medic bag all for a whapping $4.99
Although I can complain about some of thing you do Overkill, I can still see something that I cannot see in a lot of game developers - I can see that you're human beings. Sure, not perfect one, but honestly, who is ? By the way, there's a mistake in description, link doesn't work, probably because it's "searcforkento" instead of "searchforkento". But it doesn't change the fact that I'm laughing seeing how Dallas is pissed about origami xD
tutorial for the easy ones but not for the hard ones (black dozer for example). Took me 20 minutes to figure out how to stick and glue together the pieces of the black dozer.
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I like how Dallas says “always bring your gun” like it’s from experience, I can imagine wolf forgetting his gun at home or something and acting like he has a gun in his pocket with his hand
As the cops arrive, he's stuck with his finger or whatever he picks up. That would be beautiful to see!
I can see wolf doing this and just useing finger guns and manging to kill a dozer with them
I can imagine him going John Wick with something he picked up cause he forgot his weapons
dallas will surely kick him from the lobby lol
@@paytonwagner6517 he also probably screamed "GET THE [bleep] DOWN" & launching toy for dogs XD
i just like to imagine dallas playing with these in his spare time
Omg yes that would be pretty funny
I haven’t thought of this but this is hilarious
Fnf bf if he was real and watching this be like
^^^^^
this is an OLD COMMENT I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT I WAS MEANING WHEN I WAS TYPING THIS
He's just quietly wispering while playing with some of them like "aaaahh I neeed a medic baaag, *pew* *pew* aaaahh I'm dying!" Lol
nah he makes them for bain to help plan the heists
"B-BAIN DON'T TURN ME INTO MARKETABLE FIGURINES!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Craftable*
Hell yeah
also "I NEED A MEDIC BAG"
Marketable figures
I need a medic bag!
So this is what Dallas does when he isn't heisting
Yup pretty much
MR. VCtool Dallas & Jacket Best o Friends
dude, a passion is a passion
Willsville AW FUCK
yea guess so
Imagine a child watching this because of the paper figure and hearing words he had never heard before.
I learnt that the hard way xD
lol
Dallas' VA must've been through some deep shit before recording this
That was me. I was that child
that was dark
Would love to see every character make their own paper version i just imagine jacket folding and randomly pausing to press the tape player
@@Mensmoocher "I dont think thats supposed to go there"
@@Mensmoocher "Please exercise caution when aggravating my temper"
@@Jacket_50_Blessings "Job is done. Now, time to relax and enjoy life."
“Haha, I’m good at this!”
*LITERALLY CUT HIMSELF 10 SECONDS AGO*
44*
*A A A A H H H H H H H* I NEED A MEDIC BAG!
@@salty-gj7rs "10 seconds ago"
Dallas: I'm good at this
Scissors seconds ago: good day gentlemen, I'm here to change the future
He's good at both
The spoon... it.. it all makes sense now...
EVERYTHING COMES FULL CIRCLE!
QUICK HE KNOWS TOO MUCH
You big brain
Except it’s not comically large. Or Dallas himself is comically humongous and the spoon seems humorously minuscule compared to his funny girth
@@michaelzhang9806 oh god... if that's true, then these paper figures are like 4 feet tall and could probably beat me in a fight
Y'know, on the train heist, Almir did a funny with one of Bain's voicelines after you rewire the timelock: "I'm in. *whispers* there is no spoon." Funny how 3 months later, the Comically Large Spoon was alivr
Dallas: "And a blunt object..."
Jacket: *_*holds hammer with malicious intent*_*
Grabs baseball bat and proceeds to hit the paper.
How ironic a spoon is used
@@natashapersaud1939 because a comically large spoon is in the game?
Jacket: I don’t think that’s supposed to go there!
@@somethingstories-lazardist1065 literally anytime someone uses the drill for something else
Dallas' voice actor voicing this just makes it 10 times better
Whoever did the cloaker must have been really disappointed that it got destroyed for the video.
maybe dallas made them all for practice
They wouldn’t be sad cause it’s a cloaker
AJ, The Maniac the guy cut his finger just like dallas and wasted so much time on it to see it get squished on a video xd
He then dressed up as one and chased him across the building
no they wouldnt they wanted it to die
Dallas: "First, masks on..."
*_//ALARM TRIPPED: Civilian Called The Police//_*
First masks on
Then the alarm didn't trip, a suspicious civilian called the police.
(I know it's a joke)
“Time for plan B” -Bain
_"Nobody cared who I was, until I put the mask on"_
ALARM?! CALL POLICE,SWAT,BULLDOZERS,FBI,CLOAKERS,WALTER WHITE,MEDIC,HEAVY from TF2,ALL MOBILE TASK FORCE PERSONALS FROM SCP,GEORGE WASHINGTON,NATO ARMY!
There should be a tutorial for the Cloaker, narrated by a Cloaker. At the end he should smash the PAYPER Gang as a callback to this video.
no
nerfdude1129 no just no
WOLOLOLOLO
payper lololol XD
***** XD
1:13 I like how he aids his glove, and then takes another glove and throws the banded one.
it wasnt enough
he needed a medic bag
Hypeocritical Fox FUCK
If you reply this many time its funny XD
Oh shit true xD
He puts another glove other the top of it
Paper cloaker: *exist*
Dallas voice actor: so you have chosen *death*
Shame they didn't show the printer running out of ink every 60 seconds and having to go raid surrounding houses for more.
Steve Dave lol almost as bad as the drills
Steve Dave
It would jam everybody minute
Also why haven’t the cops shut off the power?
''Guys, the ink, go get it.''
AW FUCK, THE PRINTER'S OUT OF INK! SOME BASTARD NEEDS TO FIX IT!
Mad respect to Dallas for being able to do this while wearing gloves
1:13 imagine him yelling: "AAAAH I NEEEED A MEDIC BAG" lol
he didn’t cut himself
*i shot him*
I expected him to do that
rest in peace cloaker.
you wont be missed by the payday gang
2016 - 2016
Those guys are gonna miss me, with their bullets.
Paper Cloaker killed!
Reducing USD$999,99 in a remaker cost
Mike Wazowski, I don't know - today
Cloaker e25 or you will be a bullet sponge
I'll miss him wtf
1:10 *AHHHHHHHH I NEED A MEDIC BAG*
Onion Chopping Ninja Boy was that part staged or did he actully cut himself?
I think he really cut himself
that blood is real
wtf men is staged the video have a little cut in that moment
You can buy false blood and it is very similar to real once. And there is a cut
Me: aaahhhhh i accidently cut the paper head by 1mm
*cries*
Dallas: *accidently cuts his finger*
Dallas: tis but a scratch.
A scratch? Your finger's off!
@@canter1ter its a joke and you didnt get it. Im not gonna swooshy swoosh you bc thats not how yt works but you just simply didnt get the joke
@@SushiTray but it was you, fellow redditor that could not conceive a mixup on the original. checkmate
@@canter1ter just a flesh wound
@@SushiTray the irony
2:41 *cloaker charging sounds intensify*
SCREEEEREEE
WULULULULULU
*Sad cloaker noises*
Nawwini
WOLOLOLOLO
AAAAAAH I NEEED A MEDICBAAAG!!!
LIKES LIKES LIKES XD
Wolf AAAAAAAAAAH IM DYIIIIIIIIING
Benja Wolf ii
Was actually looking for this comment
Guys
Dallas: "Takes dozens of bullets to the chest." SILENCE.
Also Dallas: "Cuts himself with scissors" AWWW FUK.
I wonder if that is real blood or fake
@@amyabrams1602fuck no
@@amyabrams1602 🤔
@@amyabrams1602i wonder
So this what he does with the millions he steals
Lol :^)
Well I mean what else are you supposed to do?
Payday Trivia
Dallas spends a fortune on origami
Matt Truong technically since he’s cutting paper it’s not origami, but it’s actually Kirigami
surely the payday gang is sick of him burning hes money on that stuff
Paper Gang is better than Gucci Gang
Minh Hoàng Trần better than Vinagang
Gibus Gentlemanne ew gibus hats
No shit
FUCK YEA
True
Man I really wish that they would let us do the My Heister challenge again so that our own character/heister would be added to Payday 2
Alright tools for the job...
*THERMAL DRILL*
Who needs spoons when you having the Big Fucking Drill
Also don't forget the dozers charging at you
Guys, the thermal drill go get it
That drill is a joke
That drill is a fucking JOKE
...And he’s supposed to be the “Mastermind” of the Payday gang?
Yes.
Isn’t that bain?
@@pukesan2746 Also yes. But Dallas is the "leader" of the boots on the ground, and is the mastermind of their tactics. Also, the mastermind skill tree is some of Dallas' traits, including hostage taking and being the medic.
He just has bad hands. He’s smart but this is tough
Well, I think he's the "self proclaimed" leader of the payday gang. Bain is the real one
He can plan a perfect heist, and do it flawlessly.
*But he can't slice some paper without cutting himself.*
Good ol' Dallas.
*Cut*
*Stock Dallas scream*
171videoman was about to post that
*AAAAAAGH I NEEEED A MEDIC BAG*
they really missed the chance
They should have used the "AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH I NEEEEEED A MEDIC BAG" that'd be dank
and when he messes up he says
*BAIN?*
171videoman i
Guys... The paper gang... Go get it !
ur profile looks like its mobing in my screen
It’s actually cool that they let you print this and make it
"Hey I'm good at this"
Blood all over the table
seems legit
@@salty-gj7rs b r u h
@@salty-gj7rs r/cursecomment
@@salty-gj7rs [vibrato bruh]
@@salty-gj7rs pretty sure this dude has a lot of paper Sydney, clover, Bonnie, and Joy that are filled with milk all over it
1:12 my dad when he stubs his toe at 3 am
Sorry, but here, its you, Dalla boy.
Ok
Man that kinda hurt..
Dallas same
Still need that medic bag?
Dallas when he gets shot 17 times by a 12 gauge shotgun: [yells in lowercase] I need a medic bag
Dallas when he cuts himself with some scissors: O W F U C K
gotta love adrenaline
to be fair, your fingers do feel more pain than the rest of your body because of all the nerve endings
Ye, his reaction to pain was super relatable
@@squindigglyjigglybop1300true fact.
These should be added as collectibles in PAYDAY 2.
Omg that's a million IQ
That's the perfect idea
Like the Gage packages, but instead of it giving you a 10% bonus, if you collect them all you unlock a mask set.
@@ChloeForm Paper Masks
@@kit-cats-on-mars I want!
This is a creative way of doing a tutorial. GG overkill!
I love how he constantly messes up just like how people actually do these things
'Oh, that's beautiful!'
broke it once and injured himself. yes, beautiful.
Paper cut risk
uncut: normal
don't cut: hard
cuttable: very hard
overcut: overkill
scissors: mayhem
cut wish: death wish
one cut: one down
with the difficulty changes,one down would be cut sentence
@@k0n4_m4r death cut
I would've called it "One Print"
Cause you only have one shot at it, y'know
1:12 How did he take damage, his white bar isn't even empty.
Is an sniper scisors
Ahhhhhhhhh I need a medic bag
so wait
is cutting our fingers part of the tutorial?
AAnomalousDuck Only if you're using Yakuza
AAnomalousDuck Yes. They also forgot the detail of ripping off your toenail.
yes
XDXDXD
@@sivzel6497 this detail is no needed, because almost no one cares about this shit when killing hundreds of cops and listening to badass music.
This is the most complicated guide ive ever seen.
I love how Dallas buys a yacht and names it medic bag
1:11 MEDICBAG!
No
DERPY SCOUT Yes
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH I NEED A MEDIC BAG!
MEDICBAG! ANYONE?
Me when i hit my elbow
Coloured printers.
I believe the PC term is actually Basketball-American Printers :^)
Zoran Lazarević lol
Yeah the Russia Finally got their coloured printers
Dallas, My Friend,
The Devil,
Is in the Details.
*shocked*
Fuck Me.
1:10 I was immeasurably dissapointed when dallas didn't ask for a medic bag
I need a paper medic bag!
I need a paper bag
XD
When u *rib* a first world Bank but struggle cutting paper.
Edit: When you rib instead of rob
When you rib instead of rob
Happens everytime
rib in peace
Why did I crack up on rib?
@@RatBagger *R I B*
I'm not getting tired of seeing this.
love this game...
2:40 XDDDDDDDDDDDDd
Why why cloaker
@@mc2xd9 WUUUULULULULULULULU *CLOACKER NOISES*
WULUULULLULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULLULULU AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IIII NEEEED A MEDICCC BAGGGGGG
OVERKILL are the best at this stuff, like with the Payday animations. Take that Cloaker!
i wish more game devs did this, its a good video to watch and i want to get a paper gang member myself after watching this
How much does the DLC cost?
$5 to $7
HittiTheHit it's free with the ultimate edition
7 bucks
a $300 pc
around 200 dollars if u dont have aprinter if u do about two papers
I want them to make a paper bulldozer, made out of *PAPER*
Oak
out of cardboard
bulldozers already suck a paper one would be even worse
Wow big fatty idea lol
Yea green *PAPER*
i loved this video, it's was really fun to watch, i love the dallas's reactions and fails.. and i really like the "Paper Gang"
Is the Cloaker available too?
Sabre Taser not yet, but it will be
Are you happy now?
BULLDOZER TIME!
Wululu
I Know I Know I'm late!
Play in hard
2:39 shit cloaker!
2:41 cloker's down!
Andrija w
We gotta do this more often
Andrija a
"TAKE THAT, FUCKING CLOAKER"
Cloacker:
*Femur breaker noises*
When he got cut he should have yelled "I NEEEEEED A MEDIC BAG!"
#PaperCloakerLivesMatter
#PaperCloakersArePeopleToo
#AmBestCloaker
#WULULUUULULUULULULULULU
no they don't
#fuckcloackers
At first I was like "wow this guy sounds just like dallas" I was unaware that this was the overkill studios actual channel
Sydney is designing masks for everyone while Dallas is over here making paper dolls XD
Dallas: hey I’m good at this
*bleed when he was cutting his head*
I want a family friendly Dallas channel where he reviews toys.
that would be funny to see lmao
A tutorial with Dallas. I didn't know i wanted this until now
These are so cute I'm gonna make an army of these
I tried. The paper fkooped so much.that i wanted to die
Do you mean gang
They rob banks lmao
How's it going?
1:12 what happens when i use safety scissors
1:14 AAHHH I NEED A MEDIC BAAAG
I now want Dallas to read bedtime stories, or do more tutorials.
i want a cloaker figure to just sit by my mousepad, to always remind me of sheer death sentence torment
1 like 1 dead cloaker
*Insert angry Cloaker quote here*
*kicks flacha flacha*
YOU MISSED ME DIDN'T YA
flacha flacha 9999 likes
flacha flacha WOLOLOOOOOOO
I GOT YOUR DLC RIGHT HERE
I find this video hilarious for the fact that I can actually see Dallas doing papercraft as a hobby.
words cannot describe how happy i am that he destroyed the cloaker
wait what how am I just now finding this.
well i guess i know what I'm doing for the rest of today
0/10 needs more medic bags
AHHHHHHH I NEED A MEDIC BAG
Bet.
Yoo yenky whit no brim
If I had a penny for every time I appeared in a video and heard “I NEED A MEDIC BAG” I wouldn’t need to rob fucking banks
I dont know why but I needed to hear Dallas in what seems to be in our world.
who realized the blood stains on the table was a smiley face
Dallas: this is kinda like that Japanese stuff
Jiro and Joy: ah yes, the negotiator
You got a good point bud
Just imagine making the paper cloaker, only to have Dallas squash it.
its truely amazing that dallas's blunt object would become a usable meele weapon 3 years later
With a 24 karat gold inversion with gasoline drench
In an incredible plot twist the NecroDallas crushes a regular sized Cloaker in this video.
1:10
"I NEED A MEDICBAG!"
2:41
"Cloaker down."
Noo, Cloacker was so good.
Imagine how hard was to made him.
cloamker
@@too_tuff cloamker
2:34
“And Bob’s your fucking uncle!”
What does that even mean?
It's a weird british phrase that they use
Dallas: Be carefull thats my head!
* cut,cut,cut *
* cuts gis finger *
Dallas: AH FUCK!
Me: And thats your finger!
i like how Dallas shows us how to make a tiny version of himself when he isn't doing heists
>wraps bandage on glove
>replaces glove
meanwhile in a parallel universe where overkill is actually working on the crimewave edition update
I actually made paper dallas and it took me 2 hours, was worth it
Ahhh la época dorada del payday 2, como me gustaría volver a esos tiempos. :')
more like paper shotgun gang
Where are the rocks, or the lizard. s**t, Leonard Nimoy died a year ago :C
even overkill knows locomotive is bae
1:12 they missed the chance for him to scream AHHHH I NEED A MEDIC BAG!
Paper Figurines Heist, Comes with safety scissors, spit ball sniper, and a new enemy! Paper cut operative, gives you a bad paper cut and bleeds you out until you get a medic bag all for a whapping $4.99
Although I can complain about some of thing you do Overkill, I can still see something that I cannot see in a lot of game developers - I can see that you're human beings. Sure, not perfect one, but honestly, who is ?
By the way, there's a mistake in description, link doesn't work, probably because it's "searcforkento" instead of "searchforkento".
But it doesn't change the fact that I'm laughing seeing how Dallas is pissed about origami xD
Blicz B hi
Alright! I made all of em, time to make captain winters!
*Thinks how hard is cloaker to make*
BAAAM, TAKE THAT CLOAKER!
1:11 Dude Dallas You Ok Man?
tutorial for the easy ones but not for the hard ones (black dozer for example). Took me 20 minutes to figure out how to stick and glue together the pieces of the black dozer.