Dumb Lies I Told as a Kid
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- Опубліковано 21 чер 2019
- When I was a kid I told some dumb lies and now I must live with the consequences. :'(
The Team's Twitters
Alyssa: / lovelandisle
Bella: / whatthepeck_
Hazel: / twinkleparks
Me: / timtomyt
Music
"Heartbreaking" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licence: CC BY (creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) - Фільми й анімація
Tim: *Has existential crisis*
Tim’s Grandma: _That’s nice honey._
This made me laugh more than I should have
*_That's nice honey._*
That's funny........but .-. Who's tom? His name is tim
I'm like 1,000
VERY good (hehehehehe)
You’re lying Timothy...
*YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS*
*TAKES OUT HAMMER*
TheGameFlinger Not gonna lie I though he was gonna get hit with the hammer😂
JJ O'Connell samee
@@JrJrJrJrphD me too! 😂
Hammer this nail
TimTom: I think being dishonest is the worst thing a person can do
*Completely forgets about a thing called theft*
Or murder.
or migraines
Or t3rr0rism
The "that's nice honey" from his grandma was cracking me up 🤣
Grandma 2:01
2:15 minutes later
yup.
The biggest lie:
*I have read and agreed to the terms of service*
DJ Legendario 😂😂🤣
U caught me
You caught me after about 200 times of doing that.
Yea
Lol
TimTom's Conscience: Did you get your kisses?
TimTom: yes...
TimTom's Conscience: What did it COST?
TimTom:...EVerYThInG
I like my memes dank
Avengers
ToonTeen shoulda said accusing cacti
I was about to comment that :(
More emeemes
I wonder how sad he was when he cracked his phone things.
I wonder how sad he was when he cracked his phone things.
What I think is the worst part is when you catch yourself in a lie, and correct yourself, and everyone thinks that your correction was a lie
That happens at least once a week
Facts (also 1st)
Dskxkwxyga
Everyone: lies to stay out of trouble
Tim: lies to get kisses
Ramees Ts) wait wait wait, if i ever get a bf, then me 2
Once I lied because I wanted kisses....
I just tell the truth
00ppoolllllllllloo
True
No one:
TimTom’s mom: T I M O T H Y
Dr. Dunsparce I don’t know we’re this is going I just wanted to use that voice
You know what this means Timothy.
yESmaMa
@@jdatboi724 *[screaming]*
XD
I like that Tims videos are short but long enough to see one before you go somewhere, Like I need my daily laughter😏
I love the voice you use to make an impression of your mom. Also how your Mom keeps saying Timothy every sentence.
Did you get kisses
Toddler Tim: Yes
What did it cost
Toddler Tim: Grandma Emmas trust
Yeah
Lol
Lol
Mnmn 56 lol
Lol
I haven't seen any of these videos recently, and wow! The style has really improved and gotten a lot smoother!
p f lol yeah
I’m surprised that this guy is showing his embarrassing secrets, even to UA-cam! I can even tell stuff to my dog.
I love your humour and storytelling! Great video xD
*tImOtHy*
*yEs mAmA?*
*aRe yOu eAtInG cOoKiEs TiMoThY?*
*nO mAmA*
*yOu'Re LyInG tImOtHy*
top 10 anime betrayals
*[ s c r e a m i n g ]*
Y̰͌o̓͌ṳͤ͑͛̽ ̓̈́͘kn̛̩̜ͭo̢w͂ͨ ̱wh̒̒å̱t ̨͎̝̜͝t͚̬̀̈̾h̸ͥa̰t m̹̦͍̎͜ë̜́a̠͋͘͜n̫ș̛͛́
Yerm *[Confused Screaming]*
Takes out hammer
Ahhhhhhh
Ë̤ѵ
"I just ordered a plane ticket"
-3rd grade Tim 😂😂
famous last words
4:11
timtom: (is 3 years old)
timtom’s mom: (makes timtom’s do
work at his toddler years)
me: who would make their children do work? That’s obscene
@@sarahrodd2121 I think it’s Child abuse
This was the first video I ever saw from Tim Tom's channel and somehow it stills being so funny for me, definetely this is my favorite video from him.
Can you make a new video
@@TheMexicanscreecher What?
Tim: “talking about stuff he thinks will happen” grandma: “that’s cool honey 🙂”
Timtom: can I walk to the end of the block
Grandma: yes
kidnapper: yes easy catch
Yes.
Hmmmm true
@@ericahuerta642 ~hmmmmmm-mmmmmmh~
I’m insecure but, I like to say hmmmmmm 🤔
he was prolly taller than the kidnapper even before puberty lol
Tim Tom:In my defense I lied to get kisses
Me:what did it cost?
Also TimTom:EVERYTHING
OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Can I tell you a secret
You arent funny at all
Unheard of
Everything?! Not true
Blake Seiter true
“ hello darkness.. my old friend “ 😂
Tim: at least no one will know I lied.
Me: unless they watch this. 😂
Intro: depressing moment
*leads into happy music*
Me: ooookkkaaaaaayyyyyyyyy
Hi
Mama : TimTom TimTom
Tim : Yes mama
Mama : Eating cookies?
Tim : No mama
Mama: Telling lies
Tim : No mama
Mama: Hammer time
Tim : AHHHHH
MAMA: YAAAAAAA
Tim: NO GOD PLEASE NOOO
*random smashing and bone cracking sounds
Tim: RUN👟🏃🏃♀️🎋
TimToms mothers voice makes me laugh every time. TIMOTHY
"Lying is bad and you should never do it"
Hacker:What's your number?
Me: *tells the truth*
Timtom: Lying is bad and you should never do it.
A few seconds earlier
He lies about almost being hit with a hammer by his mom.
Or did he?
Uhh
She had it to make him nail the fence.
Ladies and gentlemen we gottem
@@krylix180 ☺
Ye XD
*Tim Tom’s mom raises a hammer*
Me: *OH NO HE GONNA GET HIS KNEECAPS BUSTED*
“One day, I’ll be able to take off my training wheels!” Also me: Within 1 hour: My training wheels are off and I’m riding like a pro.
Kid TimTom: *hypreventalates over lying. Grandma: That's nice dear
tom: *existential crisis as a kid*
grandma: That's nice, honey
Calypso Valdez nice copying a comment
100,000 Subscribers with no video challenge Uh So? It Isn’t Important As The World
stolen.
Emily MonahanPeople have the same idea
@@Roses-101 yeah, no, it's stolen.There's no way you wouldn't see TheLittleWesternDuo's comment - it's at the top of the comments.
ME: Well, at least they won’t know I lied!
Mom: you know what that means!
Vasyl Pate no
Rylie Poston k....
This was the first video I watched of him, and some time later it's still great 👍
4:32 Hello darkness my old friend, I've come to talk to you again
WRONG
Thank you for this Tim, now I can’t trust you
Naterbug I kind of feel bad for my comment having more likes because your comment is way funnier
Nice
How did you get 545 likes in 3hours???!!!!
but the truth now.....
Naterbug Iiked your comment so it won't have 666 likes no thank you
TimTom: I got kisses!
Inner Tim: What did it cost you?
TimTom: Everything.
My entire life in a nutshell
You should have said it costed Tim grandmas trust
Infinite war in a nutshell
I swear this said cookies
No, no, my first lie was so dumb.
Beginning of the video: *deadpan & creepy voice* T I M O T H Y.
Me: *instant like*
That was me
That was also me
Same! The video didn’t even start yet!
“Yes, Mama? ;-;•
Krystal the Inkling D I D Y O U E A T T H E C O O K I E S T I M O T H Y?
Biggest lie
"If you tell me now you won't get in trouble"
-Mum
Edit on 7th August 2023: hi :)
Facts 💯💯💯
"You fool, you felt victim to one of the classic blunders"
Facts
Ikr
Omg yesssssss
I love when the mom says, "T i m o t h y." lol
TimTom u r the first animated youtuber i watched and this is the first animated video i watched, lets just say that me and my silblings got a liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitle obsesed....
When lie for a kiss.
A small price to pay for salvation.
Timtom: hello darkness my old friend
Darkness: who said i was your friend?
*roasted*
HELLO DARKNESS MY OL’ FRIEND
Reyes Esperanza10 savage
Reyes Esperanza10 lol
LOL
I LOVED THAT INTRO WHER TIM ALMOST GOT BONKED WITH THE HAMMER
i feel you "the darkness approaches" i have lied so many times
No one:
Not a soul:
3rd grade TimTom: I just ordered a plane ticket.
@Eno Abaigar Sans is... A character. He's an inbicile making those witty and clever puns.
Can we talk about how this man remembers his entire childhood
For real haha
hey why do we have to talk about it he can just tell us
Don’t question
Idk 🤣
Sure we can talk about it
timtom: i kept the guilt from then to now
me: thank god he is telling it now so he loses the guilt
Love the squeak sound he made when he fell it was adorable
Who hasn't heard of Bob's bicycles on Fairview avenue in Boise Idaho?
Thank you so much for the heart Tim Tom, you are the best animator and I love all of your videos. 💕
twicky the twicken um me
I haven't
Yeah, I'm kidding neither have I. 😊
Move to good old potato land (idaho) and evry one knows were it is and no one eles can call it potato land only idahoans
When you think that Tim Tom is dead, till you get pinged
Tim:has a thinking crisis
Grandma:that’s nice honey
Tell mama the truth always tell the truth Tim!😡
Who else got Johnny Johnny war flashbacks?
Guess who ( * 3 * )
Jennifunny Animations lol me
The sugar... he killed everyone for the sugar... he was a mad man.
Me
Jennifunny Animations me...😗
Tim:I want kisses
Other kids: ewww no mom
Pink Lemonade :3 I the person who wants a hug always
Pink Lemonade :3 true :3
Grandma kisses are different than mom kisses even if you’re a teenager. You can’t argue against your grandma. Also don’t be rude to your mom even if you’re a teenager lol.
Pink Lemonade :3 I wuv kisses from mommy they warm your heart
I love my mom and her kiss
This made me laugh more than I should have
I love your animation style!!❤😊
Tim’s mama: and you know what that means... *takes out a freaking hammer*
Tim: WAHHH
TimTom: *steals cookies*
Mom: you know the rules and so do i
full commitments’s what I’m thinking of
You would not get this from any other mom
sAy GoOdByE
Oooh my first like ever
SAY GOOOOOOODBYE
@@jack.on.pedalz we known each other, for so long..
i would of def lied if i knew she was gon hit me with a hammer 🤣
The ominous "timothy 😡" 😂
One day you're going to fall into cacti for real and I'm not going to believe you Tim, I'm sorry I just can't anymore.. 😔
What if he actually does???..
How do you only have 10 likes????? Also I'm the eleventh
Who uses emojis in 2019?
But what if he does? What if he falls into a cactus for real and needs your help, and dies, because you didn't believe him!? What will you do then!? 😥
Cactuses 🌵 🌸
that ain't bad lie.
once i asked my mom
"mom, when starts snowing?"
and mom answered
"when all leaves of trees has fallen"
and i fricking believed and went outside to remove leaves from trees
LMAO XO
Lurkki Lukki mmmmmmm
Was it in the fall or summer?
@@The_Dying_Jokester Fall
🤦🏻♂️
“That’s nice honey” got me laughing😂🤣😂🤣😂
“That’s nice honey” lol 😂
Notifications: Timtom just posted a new animation
Me: Impossible
0:17 I love how he says it with a cute voice😭
Pov: TimTom:you should never lie. Me: hmm hehee sure.. xD
Roses are red
The sun is shining
My mental health
Is rapidly declining
Poor you
Isaiah is A soft trashcan OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH
same
Why does this comment have 55 likes?
Jake Bloom “60 likes “
MomTom: Tommy Tommy?
TimTom: Yes Mama?
MomTom: Watching memes?
TimTom: No mama.
MomTom: Telling lies?
TimTom: No mama.
Your lying timothy, you know what that means 👹
Tim Tom : past the neighbors catuses
Me : it’s cacti
"Did you eat the cookies?" " No MaMa"🙃
It has been 9 months
Frick yeah, another animation
Its been one month
@@user-ge3vb1pq3f It sounds a lot better in the mom's voice than my own. I should use that voice from now on.
Just one month
@@Hamster-ip9gw it was just one month......
You gotta make the video. (You know what I get to right idk)
*timothy*
Tim: yes mama??
*did you eat the cookies timothy*
Tim: n-no mama
*your lying timothy*
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
**AHHHH-**
R.I.P *timothy*
*timothy*
No he’s ok
He Just Got In Trouble And His Punishment is chores
My mom uses a door to slap my cut
This is so funny even my dad laughed😂😂😂😂
The "yes mama-" hit DIFFERENT XD
My mum- "did ya eat ALL THE COOKIES???"
Me- "yes i can try and make myself throw up if you want it back" :)
LMAOOO
Lol I should make a parody of that vid
Lmao
ha
Yep
He tied a radio to his bike
*Toddler TimTom is smarter than me*
Zackery Bell ~brings phone outside~
Zackery Bell I tied a wakie talkie to my bike so I could talk with my friend
Same
Me too
Mom: Your lying Timothy
You know what that means
Tim: ÆÆÆÂÃÆÀÅAÆ
Tims mom: DID U EAT THEM COOKIES!?!??! TimTom: Maybe………
"Lying is bad and you should never do it"
Imposter: ok
Hmmm imposters sus
idk man you sound sus
@linda bell nah you the sus one
Well, unless you actually have to :p
@Genell Mathurin idk man you sound kinda sus
Tim: I just ordered a plane ticket.
Girl: No you didn't.
Tim: (Breaks his phone with his chair)
Tim: All done!
(;
@@alexbetetajr7906 i hope god sends you to hell
*ActUaLlY ItS a PErSoNal DaTA ASsIsTAnT*
Blue_ Gamer 1000 oh my God that is so uncalled for and harsh bish
@@Ella-kv9pl i hate people who does winky faces
" I fell and it made me sad so please give me kisses thank you" lol
Bro your videos are the best!
Timothy?
*Yes mama?*
Eating cookies?
*No mama*
You’re lying Timothy....*YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS*
AAAA
Bro I love hammers
The way his mom said "Timothy" in the beginning was hilarious
“That’s nice honey”
*"you know what that means.."*
"GUAH-"
Ya it was lol
Fnaf ma man
Tih-moth-ee
I like your videos so much I forgot to subscribe! 😂
Huh--
The background music remind me when I went to the city and we want to go to Walmart to get some food and then they just kept on playing the music constantly they won't stop XD
As a fellow Boise person 😉 I actually do know that Bob’s Bicycle’s on Fairview!
Hello fellow potatoes
Sigh im sorry but im from the Y E E H A W state that is Texas.
Hey Lily hey Rachel
Dynamic OverLords I'm from the H A H Y E E state this is Missouri.
@@cm-og5yq I'm from the V O L U N T E E R state, Tennessee. I live in Sydney now, but I was raised in the- wait. You don't care. Mk
When I was a kid I would take cookies then tell my mom that I ate cookies without my grandma knowing😂
MOAN
The Georgia Craigslist 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Put this man away for life
SAME
Why tho
“Thats nice hunny” lol
the reason why this is the most popular video on this channel is getting instant recommended
Did you get kisses?
Yes.
What did it cost?
Everything.
Even darkness
“MAMA!”
“Yes, Timothy, darling!”
“Father never calls me!”
“Then send him a text MASSAGE!”
“But...I DONT WANNA SEND HIM A TEXT MASSAGE!”
Massage...?
@@jeffwilliams7983 Oh come now, don't pretend that you've never heard of a text massage before.
GreyWolf 🤣🤣🤣sorry guys. It was a vine
Where is the place where the text massages you?
@@Blackfromstickworld I wish I knew. I’d pay for that!
Good Luck On Getting 2M Subscribers Tim!
Once when I was 6. My mom bought these vanilla broomstick candies for Halloween and put them in the basement that was near my room at the time. So, every Friday and Saturday night I snuck in and got a broomstick. When the time came the first package was finished and the second had 3 missing. When my mom saw this she asked “who ate the candies ?” So, I said “a monster” . Thinking my mom was going to fall for it I got grounded for a week.
Mom: Timothy?
Timothy: Yes Mama?
Mom: Did you eat the cookies TIMOTHY?
Timothy: No Mama
Mom: You’re lying TIMOTHY…
*YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS*
😂😂😂 Oh the suspense
Timothy:AHHH MOM WHY AHHHHHHHJH
Timothy:*bleeding*
T H E. E N D
No that means torture till you tell the truth
AHHHHHHHHHH
Billy the kid died
JTS Gaming I know XD I just wanted to make a joke
TimTom: AND SHE GETS STRANDED AND DIES!
grandma: that’s nice honey
EDIT: before commenting don’t say this was copied I didn’t know it was
Copied comment
The original is literally right above for me lmao
It doesn't mean they copied, they might of had the same idea. But iMm not syaing that.
@@si_vu they could've spent 3 seconds in the comment section they just wrote in to make sure nobody has done this predictable format before
Gabriel lol