Dumb Lies I Told as a Kid
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- Опубліковано 21 чер 2019
- When I was a kid I told some dumb lies and now I must live with the consequences. :'(
The Team's Twitters
Alyssa: / lovelandisle
Bella: / whatthepeck_
Hazel: / twinkleparks
Me: / timtomyt
Music
"Heartbreaking" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licence: CC BY (creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) - Фільми й анімація
No one:
TimTom’s mom: T I M O T H Y
Dr. Dunsparce I don’t know we’re this is going I just wanted to use that voice
You know what this means Timothy.
yESmaMa
@@jdatboi724 *[screaming]*
XD
You’re lying Timothy...
*YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS*
*TAKES OUT HAMMER*
TheGameFlinger Not gonna lie I though he was gonna get hit with the hammer😂
JJ O'Connell samee
@@JrJrJrJrphD me too! 😂
Hammer this nail
What I think is the worst part is when you catch yourself in a lie, and correct yourself, and everyone thinks that your correction was a lie
That happens at least once a week
Facts (also 1st)
Dskxkwxyga
I once told kids from my kindergarten class that i flew in on a private plane that my brother flies every morning to get to school....i dont live in texas, i dont have a brother, and im definitly too broke for a private jet to fly me halfway across the country to school every morning. people actually believed me. im not guilty, i just think it was probably the most idiotic lie i could've ever told.
That’s a lie that ……everyone believes at kindergarten I bet I would have too but at least you didn’t say to the other kids that your brother is so cool and strong and is in the big kids gang just bc he was 5 and we were 3
Oh ye there was no gang I just acted like it that were just 4 friends but ye I was in the small kids gang 😎
The biggest lie:
*I have read and agreed to the terms of service*
DJ Legendario 😂😂🤣
U caught me
You caught me after about 200 times of doing that.
Yea
Lol
Tim: *Has existential crisis*
Tim’s Grandma: _That’s nice honey._
This made me laugh more than I should have
*_That's nice honey._*
That's funny........but .-. Who's tom? His name is tim
I'm like 1,000
VERY good (hehehehehe)
I wonder how sad he was when he cracked his phone things.
I wonder how sad he was when he cracked his phone things.
The "that's nice honey" from his grandma was cracking me up 🤣
Grandma 2:01
2:15 minutes later
yup.
Everyone: lies to stay out of trouble
Tim: lies to get kisses
Ramees Ts) wait wait wait, if i ever get a bf, then me 2
Once I lied because I wanted kisses....
I just tell the truth
00ppoolllllllllloo
True
*tImOtHy*
*yEs mAmA?*
*aRe yOu eAtInG cOoKiEs TiMoThY?*
*nO mAmA*
*yOu'Re LyInG tImOtHy*
top 10 anime betrayals
*[ s c r e a m i n g ]*
Y̰͌o̓͌ṳͤ͑͛̽ ̓̈́͘kn̛̩̜ͭo̢w͂ͨ ̱wh̒̒å̱t ̨͎̝̜͝t͚̬̀̈̾h̸ͥa̰t m̹̦͍̎͜ë̜́a̠͋͘͜n̫ș̛͛́
Yerm *[Confused Screaming]*
Takes out hammer
Ahhhhhhh
Ë̤ѵ
4:32 Hello darkness my old friend, I've come to talk to you again
TimTom: I think being dishonest is the worst thing a person can do
*Completely forgets about a thing called theft*
Or murder.
or migraines
I haven't seen any of these videos recently, and wow! The style has really improved and gotten a lot smoother!
p f lol yeah
TimTom's Conscience: Did you get your kisses?
TimTom: yes...
TimTom's Conscience: What did it COST?
TimTom:...EVerYThInG
I like my memes dank
Avengers
ToonTeen shoulda said accusing cacti
I was about to comment that :(
More emeemes
I like that Tims videos are short but long enough to see one before you go somewhere, Like I need my daily laughter😏
"Lying is bad and you should never do it"
Hacker:What's your number?
Me: *tells the truth*
Did you get kisses
Toddler Tim: Yes
What did it cost
Toddler Tim: Grandma Emmas trust
Yeah
Lol
Lol
Mnmn 56 lol
Lol
Intro: depressing moment
*leads into happy music*
Me: ooookkkaaaaaayyyyyyyyy
Hi
I’m surprised that this guy is showing his embarrassing secrets, even to UA-cam! I can even tell stuff to my dog.
“ hello darkness.. my old friend “ 😂
ME: Well, at least they won’t know I lied!
Mom: you know what that means!
Vasyl Pate no
Rylie Poston k....
Timtom: Lying is bad and you should never do it.
A few seconds earlier
He lies about almost being hit with a hammer by his mom.
Or did he?
Uhh
She had it to make him nail the fence.
Ladies and gentlemen we gottem
@@krylix180 ☺
Ye XD
Kid TimTom: *hypreventalates over lying. Grandma: That's nice dear
Tim: “talking about stuff he thinks will happen” grandma: “that’s cool honey 🙂”
Who hasn't heard of Bob's bicycles on Fairview avenue in Boise Idaho?
Thank you so much for the heart Tim Tom, you are the best animator and I love all of your videos. 💕
twicky the twicken um me
I haven't
Yeah, I'm kidding neither have I. 😊
Move to good old potato land (idaho) and evry one knows were it is and no one eles can call it potato land only idahoans
Tim Tom:In my defense I lied to get kisses
Me:what did it cost?
Also TimTom:EVERYTHING
OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Can I tell you a secret
You arent funny at all
Unheard of
Everything?! Not true
Blake Seiter true
Love the squeak sound he made when he fell it was adorable
tom: *existential crisis as a kid*
grandma: That's nice, honey
Calypso Valdez nice copying a comment
100,000 Subscribers with no video challenge Uh So? It Isn’t Important As The World
stolen.
Emily MonahanPeople have the same idea
@@Roses-101 yeah, no, it's stolen.There's no way you wouldn't see TheLittleWesternDuo's comment - it's at the top of the comments.
Timtom: can I walk to the end of the block
Grandma: yes
kidnapper: yes easy catch
Yes.
Hmmmm true
@@ericahuerta642 ~hmmmmmm-mmmmmmh~
I’m insecure but, I like to say hmmmmmm 🤔
he was prolly taller than the kidnapper even before puberty lol
This was the first video I watched of him, and some time later it's still great 👍
This was the first video I ever saw from Tim Tom's channel and somehow it stills being so funny for me, definetely this is my favorite video from him.
Can you make a new video
@@TheMexicanscreecher What?
"I just ordered a plane ticket"
-3rd grade Tim 😂😂
famous last words
4:11
timtom: (is 3 years old)
timtom’s mom: (makes timtom’s do
work at his toddler years)
me: who would make their children do work? That’s obscene
@@sarahrodd2121 I think it’s Child abuse
Biggest lie
"If you tell me now you won't get in trouble"
-Mum
Edit on 7th August 2023: hi :)
Facts 💯💯💯
"You fool, you felt victim to one of the classic blunders"
Facts
Ikr
Omg yesssssss
I love your humour and storytelling! Great video xD
i feel you "the darkness approaches" i have lied so many times
Can we talk about how this man remembers his entire childhood
For real haha
hey why do we have to talk about it he can just tell us
Don’t question
Idk 🤣
Sure we can talk about it
TimTom: I got kisses!
Inner Tim: What did it cost you?
TimTom: Everything.
My entire life in a nutshell
You should have said it costed Tim grandmas trust
Infinite war in a nutshell
I swear this said cookies
I LOVED THAT INTRO WHER TIM ALMOST GOT BONKED WITH THE HAMMER
Mom: Your lying Timothy
You know what that means
Tim: ÆÆÆÂÃÆÀÅAÆ
When lie for a kiss.
A small price to pay for salvation.
Timtom: hello darkness my old friend
Darkness: who said i was your friend?
*roasted*
HELLO DARKNESS MY OL’ FRIEND
Reyes Esperanza10 savage
Reyes Esperanza10 lol
LOL
TimToms mothers voice makes me laugh every time. TIMOTHY
*Tim’s Mom👩 :* Timothy……. 👁️👁️
*Tim😃:* *Yes mama😰*
*Tim’s mom👩:* *did you eat the cookies Timothy🧐*
*Tim😀:* *No mama😟*
*Tim’s Mom👩:* *Your lying Timothy….*
*Tim’s mom👩:* *You know what that means👁️👁️🔨*
*Tim screams out of nowhere*
0:00
*Tim Tom’s mom raises a hammer*
Me: *OH NO HE GONNA GET HIS KNEECAPS BUSTED*
Mama : TimTom TimTom
Tim : Yes mama
Mama : Eating cookies?
Tim : No mama
Mama: Telling lies
Tim : No mama
Mama: Hammer time
Tim : AHHHHH
MAMA: YAAAAAAA
Tim: NO GOD PLEASE NOOO
*random smashing and bone cracking sounds
Tim: RUN👟🏃🏃♀️🎋
I love the voice you use to make an impression of your mom. Also how your Mom keeps saying Timothy every sentence.
I love when the mom says, "T i m o t h y." lol
Who else got Johnny Johnny war flashbacks?
Guess who ( * 3 * )
Jennifunny Animations lol me
The sugar... he killed everyone for the sugar... he was a mad man.
Me
Jennifunny Animations me...😗
Thank you for this Tim, now I can’t trust you
Naterbug I kind of feel bad for my comment having more likes because your comment is way funnier
Nice
How did you get 545 likes in 3hours???!!!!
but the truth now.....
Naterbug Iiked your comment so it won't have 666 likes no thank you
Tim: at least no one will know I lied.
Me: unless they watch this. 😂
3:23
Timtom's grandma: "thats nice honey."
No one:
Not a soul:
3rd grade TimTom: I just ordered a plane ticket.
@Eno Abaigar Sans is... A character. He's an inbicile making those witty and clever puns.
Beginning of the video: *deadpan & creepy voice* T I M O T H Y.
Me: *instant like*
That was me
That was also me
Same! The video didn’t even start yet!
“Yes, Mama? ;-;•
Krystal the Inkling D I D Y O U E A T T H E C O O K I E S T I M O T H Y?
This is so funny even my dad laughed😂😂😂😂
I love your animation style!!❤😊
He tied a radio to his bike
*Toddler TimTom is smarter than me*
Zackery Bell ~brings phone outside~
Zackery Bell I tied a wakie talkie to my bike so I could talk with my friend
Same
Me too
It has been 9 months
Frick yeah, another animation
Its been one month
@@user-ge3vb1pq3f It sounds a lot better in the mom's voice than my own. I should use that voice from now on.
Just one month
@@Hamster-ip9gw it was just one month......
You gotta make the video. (You know what I get to right idk)
timtom: i kept the guilt from then to now
me: thank god he is telling it now so he loses the guilt
TimTom: *steals cookies*
Mom: you know the rules and so do i
full commitments’s what I’m thinking of
You would not get this from any other mom
sAy GoOdByE
Oooh my first like ever
SAY GOOOOOOODBYE
@@jack.on.pedalz we known each other, for so long..
that ain't bad lie.
once i asked my mom
"mom, when starts snowing?"
and mom answered
"when all leaves of trees has fallen"
and i fricking believed and went outside to remove leaves from trees
LMAO XO
Lurkki Lukki mmmmmmm
Was it in the fall or summer?
@@The_Dying_Jokester Fall
🤦🏻♂️
"Did you eat the cookies?" " No MaMa"🙃
This is my favorite Tim Tom video
Tim:I want kisses
Other kids: ewww no mom
Pink Lemonade :3 I the person who wants a hug always
Pink Lemonade :3 true :3
Grandma kisses are different than mom kisses even if you’re a teenager. You can’t argue against your grandma. Also don’t be rude to your mom even if you’re a teenager lol.
Pink Lemonade :3 I wuv kisses from mommy they warm your heart
I love my mom and her kiss
The way his mom said "Timothy" in the beginning was hilarious
“That’s nice honey”
*"you know what that means.."*
"GUAH-"
Ya it was lol
Fnaf ma man
Tih-moth-ee
MomTom: Timothy, youre lying *raises hammer* You know what that means.
TimTom: AAAAAAA!
No, no, my first lie was so dumb.
Roses are red
The sun is shining
My mental health
Is rapidly declining
Poor you
Isaiah is A soft trashcan OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH
same
Why does this comment have 55 likes?
Jake Bloom “60 likes “
When I was a kid I would take cookies then tell my mom that I ate cookies without my grandma knowing😂
MOAN
The Georgia Craigslist 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Put this man away for life
SAME
Why tho
Tim Tom : past the neighbors catuses
Me : it’s cacti
Pov: TimTom:you should never lie. Me: hmm hehee sure.. xD
0:17 I love how he says it with a cute voice😭
Did you get kisses?
Yes.
What did it cost?
Everything.
Even darkness
Tims mom: DID U EAT THEM COOKIES!?!??! TimTom: Maybe………
This made me laugh more than I should have
When you think that Tim Tom is dead, till you get pinged
"Lying is bad and you should never do it"
Imposter: ok
Hmmm imposters sus
idk man you sound sus
@linda bell nah you the sus one
Well, unless you actually have to :p
@Genell Mathurin idk man you sound kinda sus
Bro your videos are the best!
The ominous "timothy 😡" 😂
Tim’s mama: and you know what that means... *takes out a freaking hammer*
Tim: WAHHH
*timothy*
Tim: yes mama??
*did you eat the cookies timothy*
Tim: n-no mama
*your lying timothy*
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
**AHHHH-**
R.I.P *timothy*
*timothy*
No he’s ok
He Just Got In Trouble And His Punishment is chores
My mom uses a door to slap my cut
“One day, I’ll be able to take off my training wheels!” Also me: Within 1 hour: My training wheels are off and I’m riding like a pro.
TimTom u r the first animated youtuber i watched and this is the first animated video i watched, lets just say that me and my silblings got a liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitle obsesed....
MomTom: Tommy Tommy?
TimTom: Yes Mama?
MomTom: Watching memes?
TimTom: No mama.
MomTom: Telling lies?
TimTom: No mama.
Your lying timothy, you know what that means 👹
Timothy?
*Yes mama?*
Eating cookies?
*No mama*
You’re lying Timothy....*YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS*
AAAA
Bro I love hammers
Good Luck On Getting 2M Subscribers Tim!
TomTom: I have a very deadly virus
Grandma: that's nice honey
Tim: I just ordered a plane ticket.
Girl: No you didn't.
Tim: (Breaks his phone with his chair)
Tim: All done!
(;
@@alexbetetajr7906 i hope god sends you to hell
*ActUaLlY ItS a PErSoNal DaTA ASsIsTAnT*
Blue_ Gamer 1000 oh my God that is so uncalled for and harsh bish
@@Ella-kv9pl i hate people who does winky faces
One day you're going to fall into cacti for real and I'm not going to believe you Tim, I'm sorry I just can't anymore.. 😔
What if he actually does???..
How do you only have 10 likes????? Also I'm the eleventh
Who uses emojis in 2019?
But what if he does? What if he falls into a cactus for real and needs your help, and dies, because you didn't believe him!? What will you do then!? 😥
Cactuses 🌵 🌸
A line used in "How I Met My Grandmother" 0:42
Tim:has a thinking crisis
Grandma:that’s nice honey
Notifications: Timtom just posted a new animation
Me: Impossible
My mum- "did ya eat ALL THE COOKIES???"
Me- "yes i can try and make myself throw up if you want it back" :)
LMAOOO
Lol I should make a parody of that vid
Lmao
ha
Yep
"Lying is bad"
Me:ok
Also me:*Lies*
The "yes mama-" hit DIFFERENT XD
As a fellow Boise person 😉 I actually do know that Bob’s Bicycle’s on Fairview!
Hello fellow potatoes
Sigh im sorry but im from the Y E E H A W state that is Texas.
Hey Lily hey Rachel
Dynamic OverLords I'm from the H A H Y E E state this is Missouri.
@@cm-og5yq I'm from the V O L U N T E E R state, Tennessee. I live in Sydney now, but I was raised in the- wait. You don't care. Mk
Plot twist, Bob’s bicycles WAS the place TimTom’s mom got his bicycle!
😂✨👌🏻
:0
XD
G
O
i would of def lied if i knew she was gon hit me with a hammer 🤣
the reason why this is the most popular video on this channel is getting instant recommended
The intro scarred me I will not lie help 😨
“MAMA!”
“Yes, Timothy, darling!”
“Father never calls me!”
“Then send him a text MASSAGE!”
“But...I DONT WANNA SEND HIM A TEXT MASSAGE!”
Massage...?
@@jeffwilliams7983 Oh come now, don't pretend that you've never heard of a text massage before.
GreyWolf 🤣🤣🤣sorry guys. It was a vine
Where is the place where the text massages you?
@@Blackfromstickworld I wish I knew. I’d pay for that!