Heaths face of regret when he told us his deep dark secret has me rolling 😂😂💀 his elementary school teacher be like: 😳😦 you mean to tell me that you took forever in the restrooms because of that…
I work in the food service industry and yes i agree the expense is ridiculous but these poor workers have no control over those prices and shouldn't have to suffer. Go to the corporate offices of these places and twerk out of anger there
I’ve been having the worst week of my life but listening to this podcast I can’t even describe how much this brightened up my mood and actually made the rest of my day go by so smoothly. This truly is the best podcast.
43:43 this part was so freaking funny, Zane just flashing everyone while their just talking, Matt comforting Mariah, and Heath telling Mariah to stay in there and calling Zane a pervert hahahaaha
Did anyone catch when they were talking about the cruise plane or whatever and Zane said imagine everyone in seats the whole time like E.T., but it's actually Wall-E😂😂
I love the Culver’s praise. As a midwesterner, I always brag about Culver’s to people who haven’t experienced it. If you get the chance, EAT THERE! Try their custard. Best part
Heaths poop story had me dying!! The reactions from the other guys was hilarious 🤣 this took me out 😂 poor Mariah probably thinking “and this is my man” 😂 😂 😂
I have never laughed this hard while watching a video😂 the little jokes that Matt and Zane made is literally me on a daily basis. I love these guys so much
i’ll be back later. this is my nighttime podcast, but thank you for uploading early. there’s times where i’m desperately waiting for you guys to upload and you don’t so i appreciate this lol 💜
while alone i always laugh inside my head when i find things funny. but this video actually made me laugh out loud. by far the funniest podcast to date.
I tested positive for covid yesterday and haven’t been feeling great so I’m glad I have this to brighten my day. Loved this episode!❤️ Happy birthday Matt, my fellow Cancer ♋️
Zane honestly get a freaking mini fan for under the desk for your chair and stuff buddy cuz me too. At this point we need chairs with holes in it so we have the extra air
those balloons are genuinely so visually pleasing & this episode fuels my desire to finally have my own birthday party someday🎈happy birthday matt ! hope your back is feeling better lol🎈
I aint gonna lie, the Patreon is worth it like whoa! (Remember when peoples used to say that lol) Anyway, early access, all the extra content, the discord access, the unwind videos. For $5.00 a month? That’s practically free. Plus you feel kinda cool knowing you already seen stuff before everyone else. Lol
Why did you lowkey just convince me to subscribe 😅 I barely got back into the podcast and never subscribed to the patreon before because I wasn’t sure what all was included but you just sold me on it lol
I’ve watched EVERY single podcast from the jump. So excited that my birthday happened to land on a Tuesday this year. Counting this as my own little present. 🖤
Honestly… I’m here for the comments this episode 🤣🤣🤣 it’s honestly been one of my favorites because I can tell this is what you all talk about in a normal conversation.
I don’t think I’ve I’ve laugh out loud this much at a podcast in a while. Y’all had me cackling on this one!!!! Happy birthday Matt from a fellow Texan🤘🏽
@5:00 Heath hella gaslightin 😂😂 Heath: “where did u put the stuff” Them: “the what” Heath: “his birthday presents” Them: “oh yeah his birthday cake & presents” Heath: “ I didn’t say all that I just said the stuff” 😂😂
when zane said “you’re in a chair the whole time like ET” I GEEKED BECAUSE THATS WALL-E! i can’t believe no one (especially matt) didn’t call him out lmao
When they were showing the video of those girls throwing stuff around at the restaurant, I had a flashback to the time Zane drunkenly threw a metal chair at David & Mike's head and almost murdered them in a vlog. I'm not surprised Zane tried to justify the girls reaction a little bit later by asking if they were drunk lol 😂
This was one of my favorite podcasts casts so far I haven't laughed that hard in so long I love you guys so much, Happy birthday Matt!!!❤️ much love to you all stay blessed🙌
Can we talk about how BEAUTIFUL Mariah looks here. Her skin is GLOWINGGGGGG and that pink jacket looks so good with her skin color!!! Just wow she beautiful girl.
I’ve been waiting for this to go up! Listened to the podcast yesterday and I felt so lost the first 45 minutes. Y’all kept referring to visual THINGS! Then, THEN the whole Heath poop thing, I’ve been WAITING to figure out what it was he used to do!! Holy moly y’all
Just because the severity of break out isn’t as severe as someone else’s doesn’t make it a NON break out. Your skin is literally breaking out wether you have one or a hundred.
I hardly break out but I get a couple of pimples and I’m stressing over it. Some of us ain’t used to having that many pimples so when we “break out” it’s stressing.
@@303beto303 totally get that. But it seems a little silly to complain to someone that has 35 cystic pimples about your 3 zits yaknow. Like talk to someone else 🤣
@@juliaxoxo yes but this is the whole comparing part that is bugging me...it's different for everybody and saying that you are overreacting when you're complaining about 2 pimples is just unfair. Everyone is allowed to feel that way even if you only have 2 pimples... everybody can feel insecure. Of course I wouldn't be like omg it's the worst thing and m life is ruined especially if I would talk with a friend who has acne but I can still stress over it.
Happy birthday Matt !! 💚 I gotta say , all that laughing in the background really made this episode that much better , not sure if it was Jordan or who but I'm here for it 🤣 I'm so happy to have yall 'in' my life , truly makes my day better every time
This is such a funny episode 😂🤣 Matt coming in clutch with them sauce jokes Zane and Heath coming in hot with them sweat shows 😂🤣 I love how everyone is pretty transparent 🫶🏻🤓🤗✨
I gotta just chime in as a baker here 😂 Red Velvet is a cake with just a little bit of cocoa powder added to give it that slight chocolate taste, but the color comes from red food coloring. A little bit of vinegar is also added which gives it it’s distinct taste along with the cocoa powder. Oh, and some tang from buttermilk. A long time ago, we had more natural cocoa powder and when it would interact with the acidity of the vinegar, buttermilk, and baking soda in the cake batter, a chemical reaction would take place and the result was a red color to the cake! Cocoa powder is just made differently now, so you have to add the color! Oh and it’s not a buttercream on top, it’s cream cheese icing! It’s a distinctly tangy icing that pairs well with the slight tang from the vinegar and buttermilk in the cake. 😋Just wanted to throw that in! Happy Birthday Matt! LOVED the episode ❤
Definitely one of the funniest episodes yet!! I caught myself rewinding so many different parts because i just kept cracking up 🤣👏🏼 especially when matt was talking about the sauce in court 🤣🤣
Heath what the hell are you waiting for?? You and miss Mariah have been together forever. If after two years your man doesn’t propose, it’s not a good sign. I mean this with love. It’s just facts!
this needs to be rebranded as a talk show cause some of the stuff they talk about you need to watch a video or see what’s happening and doesn’t work for audio listeners cause they don’t describe what’s going on
I agree. I only watch the pod on UA-cam but even then it's hard to follow along sometimes when they don't describe things or put of pictures/videos that they're referencing.
I gotta apologise for how happy i got at the title 😭 I was just super excited for the story time, but I’m so sorry that happened to you guys, i’m glad you’re all okay ❤️❤️
Zane's "bubba!" gets me every time
@@ashlynnsmith369 no Zane says it occasionally it’s the best
I rewatched it 6 times😂😂😂
Its sooo funny 😂
The birthday set up for Matt, the color of the light, and all the colors they were wearing…UGHHHHH SO SATISFYING 🐰
Esp w the dark mode on UA-cam 🤌🏼
Its so colorful but not but is at the same time, idk but I know yall get it Lmao
Heath’s confession about his childhood bathroom tendencies IS the definition of UNFILTERED 😂 I love you guys so much! 😭♥️
At 18:58 the way matt laughs and then stops and then carry’s on the conversation is killing me
Kinda scary how fast that happened lol
I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST MEEE LOL
HAHA
bc i instantly started thinking about my psoriasis and it consumed my mind 🙈
@@mattrking HHAHAHAHA
Mariah rethinking her commitment to Heath after hearing his smelling poop story!!😂
True
cried laughing when matt was imagining the sauce defense at court
This whole episode had me CRACKING UP
I was literally in pain from laughing so much
I love when they say a joke and then go on a whole tangent
Heaths face of regret when he told us his deep dark secret has me rolling 😂😂💀 his elementary school teacher be like: 😳😦
you mean to tell me that you took forever in the restrooms because of that…
I work in the food service industry and yes i agree the expense is ridiculous but these poor workers have no control over those prices and shouldn't have to suffer. Go to the corporate offices of these places and twerk out of anger there
Yes! I hated that video because it clearly isn't the worker's fault but they're throwing things at them like they decided the prices for everything
That's like someone throwing shit at gas station employees because of high gas prices
That part.!!! ^^ Now these ladies will have to deal with their dumb consequences OVER SAUCE ! SMH 🤦🏽♀️
Twerk??😂
The way how Heath asked Zane if was okay had me crying
Heath :“You’re not looking too good”
Zane : *gets vecnad *
You guys, is Matt ok? Lol the last few episodes he seems so high and funny 😂😂 maybe his psoriasis medication but I’m living for it!
I’ve been having the worst week of my life but listening to this podcast I can’t even describe how much this brightened up my mood and actually made the rest of my day go by so smoothly. This truly is the best podcast.
I'm sorry for such a bad week. better days are ahead!
hope it got better!
It will go away, show it your thickest skin.
better days are ahead, keep your head up
You got this Kat, keep pushing. The podcast is always so upbeat and funny and makes me feel care free
I love matt's random questions to keep the conversation going lmao
Mariah’s skin is literally glowing! Such a queen!
I love how vulnerable Heath was telling us that VERY personal story. He’s so brave
43:43 this part was so freaking funny, Zane just flashing everyone while their just talking, Matt comforting Mariah, and Heath telling Mariah to stay in there and calling Zane a pervert hahahaaha
LOLL!!!!! My favourite part😂
49:32 she was done 😭😭💀
Did anyone catch when they were talking about the cruise plane or whatever and Zane said imagine everyone in seats the whole time like E.T., but it's actually Wall-E😂😂
I literally thought I was the only one who caught that lol
Lmao and i think he said “wally world”
yesss😂😂
I lost it when he said E.T.🤣🤣
Lmao I instantly caught it 🤣 everyone must have just let it go cause it would be too much work to correct him 😂 😂
these podcasts make me forget about everything that’s going wrong in my life
It kills me that EVERY week Mariah has to say “can we do the intro” LMAO
EVERY unless zane beats her to it 😂😂😂
It’s tradition at this point 🥲
It’s tradition at this point 🥲
14:59 The way Heath said "I love coffee cake!" Was like him awakening, like it was his calling. Hilarious
AHAHAH
mariahs lack of emotion or f’s to give when she knocked over the mug is priceless
I’m currently watching this podcast on my break at Culver’s and the reason that there are so many people is because Culver’s hires 14 year olds
Bruh I’m 17 and no one will hire me
I literally work there and yes all 15 year olds no closers 👎🏾
LOLLL I’m watching this at my retail job
@@bellasantiago2532 lmao no closers.
My first job was Culver’s and when I tell you we have like 20 high schoolers running that place
Mariah with her mom vibes “show everyone whatcha got” 😂😂😂love it
I love the Culver’s praise. As a midwesterner, I always brag about Culver’s to people who haven’t experienced it. If you get the chance, EAT THERE! Try their custard. Best part
Lmao that was my first job when I was 14
First time I ever seen one was in 2009 when I went to college in Indianapolis. I am originally from NC. They just opened one here this year.
Yesss I"m also from the midwest and it's one (we don't have many) of our bragging points lmaoo
There's one near my town in Georgia and it's AMAZING. Definitely the best burger place I've been to
This whole episode felt like an unwind episode but in the best way 😭🤍
Heaths poop story had me dying!! The reactions from the other guys was hilarious 🤣 this took me out 😂 poor Mariah probably thinking “and this is my man” 😂 😂 😂
The way that Matt is sooo appreciative warms my heart🥲 Ya’ll are the cutest besties. Happy Birthday Matt!
Heath telling us his poop story just got progressively worse but it was so funny😂😂
i LOVE hearing Jordan laugh at Mariah's commentary YES
Get Jordyn his own mike I love hearing his comments and laughing in the back 😂😂
Matt's sincere face when they bring out the cake...im crying
I can't tell you how many episodes I've binged in the last two days I'm obsessed and it's so entertaining after work 🍃🍃
Watching Zane try to explain supply chain and everyone else not listening is hilarious
I love rewatching the podcasts and focus on a different person each time. THE EXPRESSIONS THAT YOU SEE ARE HILARIOUS
I have never laughed this hard while watching a video😂 the little jokes that Matt and Zane made is literally me on a daily basis. I love these guys so much
Heath freaking out over sauce costing more money is the most relatable thing
After seeing stories from Matt’s birthday, I’ve been waiting for this 😆
HAPPY BIRTHDAY RAVEN!!
I can't swim!!
i’ll be back later. this is my nighttime podcast, but thank you for uploading early. there’s times where i’m desperately waiting for you guys to upload and you don’t so i appreciate this lol 💜
The way Mariah screamed when Matt said tiramisu was his least favorite cake 😂😭 omg I love her. She IS the Italian Mom hahahah
I’m crying 🤣🤣 Zane demonstrating how he shaved his a$$ ☠️☠️☠️🤣🤣 then you get Matt and Mariah 🤣🤣 I can not rn 🤣🤣
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Lmao! I found that part SO MUCH funnier than Heath’s poop antics.
Dude I feel like it’s wrong to be this early
Same
Matt’s “GET THIS!” to Zane while being presented his cake was such Mom energy. 😂 Happy Birthday, Matt!!! ❤️
while alone i always laugh inside my head when i find things funny. but this video actually made me laugh out loud. by far the funniest podcast to date.
I tested positive for covid yesterday and haven’t been feeling great so I’m glad I have this to brighten my day. Loved this episode!❤️ Happy birthday Matt, my fellow Cancer ♋️
Happy Birthday Matt! Stay 30, flirty, and thriving!!
Zane honestly get a freaking mini fan for under the desk for your chair and stuff buddy cuz me too. At this point we need chairs with holes in it so we have the extra air
those balloons are genuinely so visually pleasing & this episode fuels my desire to finally have my own birthday party someday🎈happy birthday matt ! hope your back is feeling better lol🎈
Mariah looks super refreshed and cute in pink! 💗🫶🏽 Happy Birthday, Matt! 🥳
I aint gonna lie, the Patreon is worth it like whoa! (Remember when peoples used to say that lol)
Anyway, early access, all the extra content, the discord access, the unwind videos.
For $5.00 a month? That’s practically free.
Plus you feel kinda cool knowing you already seen stuff before everyone else. Lol
Why did you lowkey just convince me to subscribe 😅 I barely got back into the podcast and never subscribed to the patreon before because I wasn’t sure what all was included but you just sold me on it lol
@@FreeToBeAFreak it’s honestly underpriced for what you get.
@@FreeToBeAFreak you won’t be disappointed! Trust!
@@FreeToBeAFreak and they have live Q+A’s, post their unwinds (15 mins after a podcast, bloopers)
@@FreeToBeAFreak and they have live Q+A’s, post their unwinds (15 mins after a podcast, bloopers)
This is the funniest Matt has ever been. I almost cried laughing "that juice is nectar.....Gentlemen🥂"
Mariah seemed low energy I hope she’s doing ok and not sleeping standing up somewhere
Mariah & Heath were deffffffff fighting while they were filming this episodeeeee
p.s.
not a bad thing, just something i picked up on 😂💜
Mariah looked so done the entire time
I’ve watched EVERY single podcast from the jump. So excited that my birthday happened to land on a Tuesday this year. Counting this as my own little present. 🖤
Gosh this episode was SO FUNNY😭 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while. Love you guys!!
Zane’s shaving demonstration was beautifully hilarious ❤️
Honestly… I’m here for the comments this episode 🤣🤣🤣 it’s honestly been one of my favorites because I can tell this is what you all talk about in a normal conversation.
Im dead..Matt said LES was the nice part of town LMAO
@26:37 -- Mariah strategically showing us how sturdy their Kramoda mugs are 😂😂😂
I don’t think I’ve I’ve laugh out loud this much at a podcast in a while. Y’all had me cackling on this one!!!! Happy birthday Matt from a fellow Texan🤘🏽
I love this podcast 😂 nobody can replace you guys.
@5:00 Heath hella gaslightin 😂😂
Heath: “where did u put the stuff”
Them: “the what”
Heath: “his birthday presents”
Them: “oh yeah his birthday cake & presents”
Heath: “ I didn’t say all that I just said the stuff” 😂😂
Matt questioning the directions of fireworks actually sent mo to a spiral.
JORDANS LAUGHING IN THE BACK HAS ME CRYING
when zane said “you’re in a chair the whole time like ET” I GEEKED BECAUSE THATS WALL-E! i can’t believe no one (especially matt) didn’t call him out lmao
Whaaaattt?! We used to make pineapple upside down cake often growing up in my house. I LOVE it, its so moist
When they were showing the video of those girls throwing stuff around at the restaurant, I had a flashback to the time Zane drunkenly threw a metal chair at David & Mike's head and almost murdered them in a vlog. I'm not surprised Zane tried to justify the girls reaction a little bit later by asking if they were drunk lol 😂
Matt! Idk if you know but laying down straight on the FLOOR makes your back feel better! 🤍🤍✔️
Im literally in tears when Zane was talking about shaving and cutting his ass 😂 😭😭😭😭😭
Not Matt quoting DUDLEY DURSLEY in the first 10 minutes. This is gonna be a good one😂
matt pulling out random harry potter lines makes my life bro
Literally been refreshing this page all day waiting for this!!! LETS GOOO
I was trying to relax and take a little nap before work but y'all kept making me laugh. 😂
This was one of my favorite podcasts casts so far I haven't laughed that hard in so long I love you guys so much, Happy birthday Matt!!!❤️ much love to you all stay blessed🙌
Hearing Zane say bubba made me laugh so hard
Can we talk about how BEAUTIFUL Mariah looks here. Her skin is GLOWINGGGGGG and that pink jacket looks so good with her skin color!!! Just wow she beautiful girl.
I’ve been waiting for this to go up! Listened to the podcast yesterday and I felt so lost the first 45 minutes. Y’all kept referring to visual THINGS! Then, THEN the whole Heath poop thing, I’ve been WAITING to figure out what it was he used to do!! Holy moly y’all
i have nothing else to say except i laughed so hard at this episode, omg 🤣 && happy dirty 30, matt 🥳🥳
Mariah, I used to have super cystic acne and I HATE when people say “I’m breaking out” and they have 2 pimples. THATS BREAKING OUT?! Gimme a break
Just because the severity of break out isn’t as severe as someone else’s doesn’t make it a NON break out. Your skin is literally breaking out wether you have one or a hundred.
@@heatherodonnell7655 nah
I hardly break out but I get a couple of pimples and I’m stressing over it. Some of us ain’t used to having that many pimples so when we “break out” it’s stressing.
@@303beto303 totally get that. But it seems a little silly to complain to someone that has 35 cystic pimples about your 3 zits yaknow. Like talk to someone else 🤣
@@juliaxoxo yes but this is the whole comparing part that is bugging me...it's different for everybody and saying that you are overreacting when you're complaining about 2 pimples is just unfair. Everyone is allowed to feel that way even if you only have 2 pimples... everybody can feel insecure. Of course I wouldn't be like omg it's the worst thing and m life is ruined especially if I would talk with a friend who has acne but I can still stress over it.
Happy birthday Matt !! 💚 I gotta say , all that laughing in the background really made this episode that much better , not sure if it was Jordan or who but I'm here for it 🤣 I'm so happy to have yall 'in' my life , truly makes my day better every time
Lmao that zoom in to Mariah’s elbow really got me 🤣
This is such a funny episode 😂🤣
Matt coming in clutch with them sauce jokes
Zane and Heath coming in hot with them sweat shows 😂🤣
I love how everyone is pretty transparent 🫶🏻🤓🤗✨
I'm litteraly crying from laughing so hard ! This episode is everything! Best podcast!!!
zane was open enough to talk about his adhd. i really hope he is medicated for it - it could change his life and i feel that it would.
from what i know at some point he was taking meds for his adhd but idk about now
I want that unfiltered shirt as merch to buy! Lol Happy Birthday, Matt!
Rollercoaster SKYcoon! Mariah’s one liners get me EVERY. TIME.
Mariah is like a mom watching her kid open a gift I love it
Am I the only one who is seeing Mariah she is glowing the skin the pink it’s giving
“Did you ever have a friend growing up, who when you went to their house and got injured, they didn’t have band aids?” Haha yeah that was MY house. 😂
I gotta just chime in as a baker here 😂 Red Velvet is a cake with just a little bit of cocoa powder added to give it that slight chocolate taste, but the color comes from red food coloring. A little bit of vinegar is also added which gives it it’s distinct taste along with the cocoa powder. Oh, and some tang from buttermilk.
A long time ago, we had more natural cocoa powder and when it would interact with the acidity of the vinegar, buttermilk, and baking soda in the cake batter, a chemical reaction would take place and the result was a red color to the cake! Cocoa powder is just made differently now, so you have to add the color! Oh and it’s not a buttercream on top, it’s cream cheese icing! It’s a distinctly tangy icing that pairs well with the slight tang from the vinegar and buttermilk in the cake. 😋Just wanted to throw that in! Happy Birthday Matt! LOVED the episode ❤
Happy Birthday Matt!!!!!!! 🥳🥳🥳 The set is really cute ☺️ it’s cool you guys love each other sooooo much!!! 🥰💜☺️
Definitely one of the funniest episodes yet!! I caught myself rewinding so many different parts because i just kept cracking up 🤣👏🏼 especially when matt was talking about the sauce in court 🤣🤣
Mariah saying “ what if you say please” about the sauce 😂😂😂
this episode was so funny for no reason😭
Zane “that’s what they use for their commercial” about the girls freaking out over the sauce 😂😭
Dude Zane is cackling this entire episode and it’s the best 😂❤
how are they so chill about the strangers in their house 😮 i would be so paranoid
Heath what the hell are you waiting for?? You and miss Mariah have been together forever. If after two years your man doesn’t propose, it’s not a good sign. I mean this with love. It’s just facts!
this needs to be rebranded as a talk show cause some of the stuff they talk about you need to watch a video or see what’s happening and doesn’t work for audio listeners cause they don’t describe what’s going on
I’ve thought this the whole time!!
i agree i downloaded several episodes to listen to while on a road trip and there were so many times i was completely lost as to what was going on
I agree. I only watch the pod on UA-cam but even then it's hard to follow along sometimes when they don't describe things or put of pictures/videos that they're referencing.
to be fair, they are terrible about not adding in pictures when they say they will, so it’s pretty much just like listening without video
Just watch the video then
This episode and the Sarah Baska episode are my favorites! Non-stop laughs throughout both episodes.
I gotta apologise for how happy i got at the title 😭 I was just super excited for the story time, but I’m so sorry that happened to you guys, i’m glad you’re all okay ❤️❤️