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  • Опубліковано 21 гру 2024

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  • @Mydadgotmilkuwu
    @Mydadgotmilkuwu Рік тому +133

    Had no sleep for 2 days properly from stress and depression and other bad issues, and this just lightened my mood up at lot, thank you Nikko I appreciate you.

    • @mariedockery1126
      @mariedockery1126 Рік тому +5

      aww Christine. I'm very sorry to hear this. I struggle with stuff like this too. Prayers for you or healing happy vibes...whichever you need.

    • @Mydadgotmilkuwu
      @Mydadgotmilkuwu Рік тому +5

      @@mariedockery1126 Thank you mate, appreciated very much. I hope you get better and happier.

    • @mariedockery1126
      @mariedockery1126 Рік тому

      @@Mydadgotmilkuwu same to you. hit me up on instagram and i'll chat w ya anytime you want

    • @Himathyyy
      @Himathyyy Рік тому +1

      Easiest way to get over depression is by putting down your phone.

    • @mustachadon
      @mustachadon Рік тому

      I think ammonia and bleach make chloroform. Might wanna double check the recipe tho.

  • @Laarye
    @Laarye Рік тому +212

    Better advice: Don't interact with the girls that film themselves doing things, gym or not.

    • @Eluderatnight
      @Eluderatnight Рік тому +12

      Most gyms have a no film policy.

    • @Chris-xz8fm
      @Chris-xz8fm Рік тому

      Unless she wants to film herself doing something with me😉😝

    • @baconthedude
      @baconthedude Рік тому

      ​@@Chris-xz8fm bro, fucking disgusting. Remove yourself from this comment section.

    • @stephanieann6622
      @stephanieann6622 Рік тому +2

      ​@@Eluderatnight true. Our tribal gym doesn't allow it. But it's usually quiet af anytime I go in there maybe 1-2 but I ain't about to fuck with tribal laws also I can't be the only one that thinks filming yourself working out is cringey lol

    • @Eluderatnight
      @Eluderatnight Рік тому

      @@stephanieann6622 I only use FLIR to make sure I'm getting the right muscle groups. Thats a sexy red, orange, and yellow blob.

  • @BarneySm0kesCrak
    @BarneySm0kesCrak Рік тому +22

    4:20 the guy seemed new to the gym and was just making sure that she wasn't using the machine behind her.

  • @Djtkmtnndndnddbnd
    @Djtkmtnndndnddbnd Рік тому +21

    Niko is somehow able to make people laugh more than popular youtubers and not to mention he's a veteran!

  • @kinseystringer6573
    @kinseystringer6573 Рік тому +26

    Nikko deserves ALOT more than he gets for helping people the way he does

  • @Direct2Media
    @Direct2Media Рік тому +4

    10:45 the PRIVILEGE is HEAVY with this one. Talk to the people when you took something and built it from nothing and or people not supporting who you ARE. Nikko even said it brands don't sponsor you if you don't really have a following!? So her saying "tee hee silly poor people just get a sponsor promote their brand and you can make money!" Thats not how that works. You have to have a following and a name. Smh it's people like this that make me wanna just smack the crap outta em smdh!🤦‍♂️

  • @jasonpass3063
    @jasonpass3063 Рік тому +15

    She was going to roast him no matter what, it looked like he asked if she was using the machine right behind her. Maybe he was trying to hit on her or maybe he wanted to work out without using someone else's machine.

  • @BrutallyHonestwithNikkoOrtiz
    @BrutallyHonestwithNikkoOrtiz Рік тому +3

    ROCCAT better than turtle beach prove me wrong!

  • @CrazyTallBoy1
    @CrazyTallBoy1 Рік тому +1

    Bro you say 6 days a week 16 hrs like thats goals lmfao

  • @KianGaming..
    @KianGaming.. Рік тому +145

    nikko never fails to make me laugh somehow

  • @L1berty1776
    @L1berty1776 Рік тому +4

    Dude literally asked her if she was using the machine behind her. Nothing more.
    Average salary for 45 yo is $45k.
    If i didnt pay taxes I'd be rich af

  • @Goofyspacenerd
    @Goofyspacenerd Рік тому +3

    5:20 this is what Nikko served for

  • @thecomrade1730
    @thecomrade1730 Рік тому +8

    I love this man, I'd love a video or a video series where he just talks about military stories, the good, the funny, the horrible. Either way keep the videos comin man, love your energy!

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Рік тому +2

      We do that daily on the “Nikko live” or twitch!

    • @thecomrade1730
      @thecomrade1730 Рік тому

      @@nikkoortiz ooooh shit, bet!

  • @chris---
    @chris--- Рік тому +16

    Those twins not only share a man but share a brain cell

    • @meganjaime7728
      @meganjaime7728 Рік тому +1

      They be giving twins a bad name! 🤦🏻‍♀️ Although me and my twin sister do have half conversations as we know what the other is going to say (it’s not telepathy it’s shared experiences and similar likes and dislikes). We do love each other and are each others best friends and love hanging out together but we are not that insane.

    • @glfagle-grindle7754
      @glfagle-grindle7754 9 місяців тому

      Not even a full braincell more like a half a brain cell

  • @nikkoortizshorts
    @nikkoortizshorts Рік тому +4

    It’s the twins for me 😅

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Рік тому +1

      My brain was hurting so bad 😂

  • @babymama406
    @babymama406 Рік тому +3

    My oldest son is in boot camp rn and your videos about the branches have been cheering me up. Thanks.

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Рік тому +2

      He’ll be okay just gotta let him get through bootcamp he’s got this!

    • @babymama406
      @babymama406 Рік тому

      @@nikkoortiz aww, thank you. I’m gonna show him your videos and then buy him some goggles. He’ll get it.

  • @lucianoramirez8025
    @lucianoramirez8025 Рік тому +16

    Nikko makes me laugh every day.

  • @logancole32
    @logancole32 Рік тому

    5:53 got Nikko like "what are you doing step doc"

  • @msgoblue71
    @msgoblue71 Рік тому +14

    Don't hold back, Nikko, tell us how you really feel! Lol jk
    Love the rage and honesty as always. Keep being you!

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Рік тому +7

      Gonna stay me and do these reactions 😂

  • @micc_armybrat2523
    @micc_armybrat2523 Рік тому +19

    Effing funny - as always! 😂 Thanks for all the work you put in to make us laugh!

  • @imakitchensink
    @imakitchensink Рік тому

    4:34 nikko your face says it all 🤣 the ick is real

  • @Talosbug
    @Talosbug Рік тому +2

    The sass level is over 9,000 😂😂😂

  • @licensetochill4992
    @licensetochill4992 Рік тому

    4:12 The completely unnecessary roast took me out 😂 But for real, thanks for the notion to leave people alone to do their workout. Squad gang gang Alpha Pi Delta Omega

  • @Iluvu187
    @Iluvu187 Рік тому +31

    I was rolling on the ground because this was so funny I got in trouble lol

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Рік тому +8

      Korie I’m glad I did something right 😂

  • @gushendricks1952
    @gushendricks1952 Рік тому +1

    0:54 She has the laptop cart sticker

  • @DakotaEXE-vc8wv
    @DakotaEXE-vc8wv Рік тому +1

    Anybody else wanna see Nikko collab with Ben Brainard? I feel like it would hilarious and interesting 😂
    Keep up the good work Nikko, love ya man 😂👍

  • @asikmort2530
    @asikmort2530 9 місяців тому

    Raising the minimum wage will make people lazy had me laughing like crazy.
    Thank you Nikko for that I needed it.

  • @ShayyButter
    @ShayyButter Рік тому +11

    always need a laugh from nikko! respect your work ethic btw

  • @Lipanj92
    @Lipanj92 Рік тому +3

    Your histerical laughter shortens my depressing phases, thanky you!
    Love the shirt's message though! 💪

  • @michellew3724
    @michellew3724 Рік тому

    2023 has been a bad year already. Thank you for the laughter. I'm needing it.

  • @TrooperW
    @TrooperW Рік тому +1

    Never fails! I personally love to hear about UA-camrs getting partnerships with companies like Turtle Beach, I've had one TB headset and it has lasted me for 3 and a half years! Keep up the amazing work Nikko

  • @Anasays92
    @Anasays92 Рік тому +1

    Lmfaoooo Nikko got a little too excited at the “casting couch part” Nikko you okay???

  • @founditnow54
    @founditnow54 Рік тому

    4:38 Nikko! We made the exact same face at the helium-headed-singing-in-unison-creepies! You bring joy and laughter to my life bro

  • @jaredunderwood978
    @jaredunderwood978 Рік тому +2

    Watching Nikko react to kallmekris: I saw something I didn't know I needed

  • @FUBARGunpla
    @FUBARGunpla Рік тому +3

    chaaale ortiz, you're killing me, i'm not even a minute in!!!! ROFL

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Рік тому +2

      Lmfaoo I got you with the laughs!

    • @FUBARGunpla
      @FUBARGunpla Рік тому +1

      @@nikkoortiz you got me good!! LOL always with the solid gold

  • @JJ-zq5pr
    @JJ-zq5pr Рік тому +7

    Its a good day when Nikko uploads. always brings the energy

  • @sentinel7035
    @sentinel7035 Рік тому +2

    I got paid $17 an hour when I got a job on college break and had zero experience but I made sure I was giving 110%. My job was flipping burgers, cleaning the tables, and running the register. I also saved the store from being a closed a few days by becoming the store handyman because no one else knew how to use tools lol

  • @shadbanta14
    @shadbanta14 Рік тому +13

    jesus dude, im on the second clip and already we're making (what i assume him to be) a professional lose his neural networking. Edit: no way, homie actually saw my comment. love you nikko keep being an amazing rolemodel (for the most part >:) )

  • @Whiteboyjett
    @Whiteboyjett Рік тому

    When he said not good enough 😂😭😂😭

  • @Blondieee-ke5ez
    @Blondieee-ke5ez Рік тому +4

    My brain calcumalating on how to make 10,000 a month … crickets 😂

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Рік тому +2

      I feel that lol the question Starts with “what do I like doing” and “what access do I have or skill do I have that is unique or special”

    • @Blondieee-ke5ez
      @Blondieee-ke5ez Рік тому +2

      @@nikkoortiz what do I like doing? Giving Nikko a hard time on the daily 😂
      And with your serious and great reply I have to go contemplate what exactly are my unique skills in life.

  • @Bxn.jii_
    @Bxn.jii_ Рік тому +2

    Just finished my CAF application, Nikko you keep my grind going brotha!

  • @nclark2262
    @nclark2262 Рік тому +3

    Whenever I'm down, I just come watch you, and it makes me feel better thanks bro love you amazing content.

  • @samphilley4491
    @samphilley4491 Рік тому +4

    Your videos never fail to make me laugh! Tysm for all you do 😁

  • @seiko-s5k
    @seiko-s5k Рік тому +5

    Man I love ur branch videos!

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Рік тому +2

      More hilarious branch videos comin!

    • @seiko-s5k
      @seiko-s5k Рік тому

      @@nikkoortiz thanks man!

  • @bubbyboy0102
    @bubbyboy0102 Рік тому +4

    can we just appreciate that nikko records in 4k. those files are big

  • @b1tfl1p
    @b1tfl1p Рік тому +1

    "You're just telling me somebody else's opinion"
    Yes...
    He is...
    You wanna know who's telling you that opinion?
    Somebody else

  • @c_tavs
    @c_tavs Рік тому +4

    Cringe reactions are always a favorite

  • @TheBaphomet-6
    @TheBaphomet-6 Рік тому

    Ffs Charlie screaming shut up killed me lmao

  • @shugothefatman4700
    @shugothefatman4700 Рік тому +7

    I think the gym guy was new to the gym and was just wondering if she was using the machine that was behind her, he looks lost and confused on where to start.

  • @haboob308
    @haboob308 Рік тому +1

    I work, on average 88 hours a week. Doing security, fugitive recovery, and EP. If my old and broken ass can do so can you young bucks.

  • @macaylaandelagonzales3570
    @macaylaandelagonzales3570 Рік тому +4

    Love your vids!! 😂

  • @guynumber2967
    @guynumber2967 Рік тому

    "ya'll are like 8 max lets calm down" 🤣

  • @stldiva76
    @stldiva76 Рік тому

    Kallmekris and Celinaspookyboo are great they're hilarious 😂

  • @sethswanson9839
    @sethswanson9839 Рік тому +1

    Service industry screws you, schedule you for 6 hrs a shift at minimum wage, so no full time no benefits, no overtime. Minimum wage is not a living wage.

  • @travistrotter7073
    @travistrotter7073 Рік тому +3

    Yo Nikko your hilarious bro for real makes my time on UA-cam worth it for real thank you

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Рік тому

      Travis I appreciate you brother I’m tryin my best!

  • @fiendishbean
    @fiendishbean Рік тому +2

    To be fair to the gym guy the lady is lying about him he asked if she was using the machine her stuff was at

  • @banjosilvers2623
    @banjosilvers2623 Рік тому +5

    these videos never fail to make me laugh
    thanks nikko, keep the videos up!

  • @chorgen3158
    @chorgen3158 Рік тому +1

    To be fair the girl was very obviously trying to get a reaction like that, otherwise she woulnd’nt have had the camera in that position. He just asked whether she was using something, mainly cause there are times that people are using 2 things at omce

  • @ADDAmerican
    @ADDAmerican Рік тому +3

    Did you just say you think every single person can make 10k a month? Nikko cmon dog the only way that could happen without inflation is if the high ups in companies all took pay cuts and theyre not doin it

  • @lucy_..
    @lucy_.. Рік тому +2

    hahaha 💜 this is great Nikko, Have a nice day, because you made me have one💓

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Рік тому +1

      Thanks night light I’m tryin as hard as I can 🥹

    • @lucy_..
      @lucy_.. Рік тому +1

      ​@@nikkoortiz you are so sweet boy❤️ you do great 😉

  • @sponge-_-
    @sponge-_- Рік тому +3

    Nikko you’re videos make me laugh in tough times ty for being on this platform
    Edit: And no I am not a bot

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Рік тому +1

      Thanks soul! I appreciate you and your support!

  • @valeriebasta7983
    @valeriebasta7983 Рік тому +1

    Yes!!!! More vlogs!!!! Let's gooooooo!!!!!!!!

  • @crunchy8581
    @crunchy8581 Рік тому +6

    Nikko acts the same way I do when I see some god awful cringe 😭

  • @xoxmichelle774
    @xoxmichelle774 Рік тому +11

    I could never with my twin, that's some next level shit 😂

  • @TiredRescueMedic
    @TiredRescueMedic Рік тому +10

    The true challenge was trying not to cringe when he ranted about the grind and working 14 hours then streaming 45 minutes

  • @godofdeath6455
    @godofdeath6455 Рік тому +2

    10 thousand a month isn't a realistic quota especially considering most places don't even pay you more than 15 good work a 40 the entire month every week and you would still barely make like 2.5k and you know that's before they tax you for the money that you work for

  • @AndrewSmoot
    @AndrewSmoot 11 місяців тому

    "Ochken" LOL!

  • @thebeardofgaming81
    @thebeardofgaming81 Рік тому +4

    I think that the whole pay scale needs re evaluated. People having to work 80 hours a week or 3 jobs is bullshit. There needs to be a fair pay for fair work. Also we need reform for this whole economy and the prices we are allowing to happen and be.

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Рік тому +2

      The only issue is people so lazy now that they ruin it for EVERYONE

    • @mariedockery1126
      @mariedockery1126 Рік тому

      no one works 80 hours a week for long bro

    • @thebeardofgaming81
      @thebeardofgaming81 Рік тому

      @@mariedockery1126 I did for over 10 years. Sad thing is, I still really don't have much to show for it. Least we have a house and a couple vehicles to do what we need to.

  • @bigoldpileofthembones
    @bigoldpileofthembones Рік тому

    Not me trying to watch this and drink coffee and almost choking

  • @flower4melissa
    @flower4melissa Рік тому +6

    These made me laugh!! Your reactions are great. And…. Meghan is extreme cringe. 😬 🙄

  • @Demothean
    @Demothean Рік тому +1

    Lol I love you nikko, you’re videos are the best!

  • @The--Crusader
    @The--Crusader Рік тому +1

    yo Nikko your videos always make my day keep up the good work!

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Рік тому

      Thanks chief I appreciate you!

  • @metalupyrazz
    @metalupyrazz Рік тому +1

    u r literally so funny 😭 luv ur cringe reactions

  • @Nox5198V2
    @Nox5198V2 Рік тому +10

    this man should be given a damn for how many times he made me laugh

  • @lifesyphon1
    @lifesyphon1 3 місяці тому

    5:46 bro I can’t even watch these 😤😫🤬🤣🤣

  • @laye135gaming9
    @laye135gaming9 Рік тому

    10:23 dude look at her face LOL

  • @GunsBlazing007
    @GunsBlazing007 Рік тому

    Just hearing you say tik tok made me cringe, tik tok can never be good lmao

  • @xwinter__riderx9155
    @xwinter__riderx9155 Рік тому +1

    5:16
    Those 2 ladies were the top 2 Canadian Content creators!

  • @justanothervarietychannel5856

    Thanks for the great content, Nikko. Loving my 22 week stay in Georgia, lol.

  • @briannewman5614
    @briannewman5614 Рік тому

    9:40 the face she has when he paused it!!🥴

  • @HeraSwain
    @HeraSwain Рік тому +2

    Love your videos they make my day a lot better

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Рік тому

      Glad I can do my part I appreciate you!

    • @HeraSwain
      @HeraSwain Рік тому

      you made me laugh so hard my family all stared at me like I was crazy lol

  • @angel_cheon-sa
    @angel_cheon-sa Рік тому +2

    Brett Cooper would a word with you about girls at gyms. Don't blame the guys. This was entrapment for attention. Dress like a billboard and complain when people engage with the marketing material.

  • @alexsadventures123
    @alexsadventures123 Рік тому +4

    My grandpa has just died 😭 and I needed a new video, thanks Nikko

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Рік тому +3

      Funny video distractions comin up!

  • @frostyguy2336
    @frostyguy2336 Рік тому +1

    I'm glad they wanted to partner with you bro you deserve it

  • @clintonchico9547
    @clintonchico9547 Рік тому

    The pause face was epic!

  • @heribertosarmiento1265
    @heribertosarmiento1265 Рік тому

    Army Nikko took over LOL

  • @lashundracameron4150
    @lashundracameron4150 Рік тому

    Sorority girls had me laughing at your jokes

  • @OutdoorstuffwithDavin
    @OutdoorstuffwithDavin Рік тому +1

    That last one was very trippy.
    I couldn’t even see her eyes, like what the heck!!

  • @christianplays2586
    @christianplays2586 Рік тому +2

    Hey Niko I love your videos they are always funny and overall great content I've been watching your videos since I woke up this morning and I just wanted to thank you for making my day a great one

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Рік тому

      Thanks Christian! Gonna do my best to keep putting out good content!

    • @christianplays2586
      @christianplays2586 Рік тому

      @@nikkoortiz I also found your gaming channel and I'd like to recommend a VR game called Pavlov there is a zombie mode that is just insane

  • @charlotteoliver9983
    @charlotteoliver9983 Рік тому

    So cringe. I had to “fast forward” some parts. Funny as hell as usual though. 😂😂😂

  • @athena8749
    @athena8749 Рік тому +2

    Second one with the twins made my stomach churn

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Рік тому

      They made me feel like I was dying 🤣

    • @athena8749
      @athena8749 Рік тому

      @@nikkoortiz you looked so confused too, lol😂

  • @MaxUKR
    @MaxUKR Рік тому

    Great Video as usual!

  • @yasmin_dom
    @yasmin_dom Рік тому +1

    I vote YES for vloggggggs! 😁

  • @itslucxs_
    @itslucxs_ Рік тому

    Nikko back with another banger!

  • @NFLchaser
    @NFLchaser Рік тому +5

    Amazing love your vids

  • @jameshouse7862
    @jameshouse7862 Рік тому

    Working one day at work! ❤️💚💛🧡💜”Fine I’ll do it myself!”

  • @Scoobydooobie
    @Scoobydooobie Рік тому

    God gives him the “aux again” so he can play some heat🔥

  • @gray7433
    @gray7433 Рік тому +3

    KallMeKris makes me laugh too. It'd be amazing to see you two collaborate

  • @amantesbellator8338
    @amantesbellator8338 Рік тому

    What's up with the two talkin bean bags?😆

  • @CHICKEN_Lord617
    @CHICKEN_Lord617 Рік тому +1

    ...Just going to casually ignore the black face at the end....Guess we are navy now